01x10 - Nobody's Nose/Scuba Doobie Doo

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use the elbow of destruction

how do i look you look uh

not bad for a satellite dish okay stand

a little closer maybe i can get better

reception don't you know what day it is

halloween it's the first day of spring

the day when the nose is picked yuck oh

no

no no no dear not that nose this one

this is a portrait of alfred last year

and i probably shouldn't be telling you

this but there's talk that you may be

chosen this year you're kidding right oh

no there's nothing more serious than

picking the nose for 300 years the nose

has run through the countryside smelling

each and every tulip and trumpet fine

peach blossom and p*nsy leading us into

a bountiful spring

i've got a lot of respect for your

island traditions i've doused my head in

clam juice i've danced with crabs i've

even bared my soul to a rock but i'm not

gonna put on a 300 year old costume

that's probably never been washed and

spend all day smelling a bunch of

flowers crawling with bugs you don't

know what you're missing yes i do

action guy's about to kick some action

and i'm gonna find a nice quiet place to

watch it oh dear

i suppose you're very pleased with

yourselves

reveling in the glory that you will be

the nose that i was last year and hope

to be this year until it was snatched

from under my

nose

but i suppose i am pleased for you look

i'm watching action guy and i don't want

to be the nose wait goblin's goat i may

have a chance at it after all this is

hopeless

i can smell my victory

well i can smell something

hey

you mind if i use some of your quiet

space

looks like you could use a little action

break

sorry i don't have time you don't have

time for mindless entertainment overrun

with the name commercials and shameless

product placement no i needed to you you

see there are approximately 23 000

flowers in bloom on the island allotting

an approximate time of 2.64 seconds per

flower means you'll be smelling flowers

for the next 16.87

hours over 16 hours of smelling flowers

i don't think so

sorry

i'm not your

i nose i'm as ready as i'll ever be

let's get this show on the road what

what

make way for the right of spring who

will be the nose only the

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it's almost time

i'm not going now sweetie g*ns it's

almost time we have to hurry i'm not

wearing that stupid costume you love

that costume yesterday today it's yucky

i want a new one with pumpy because we

don't have time to get a new one next

year for sure but now you must hurry

i'm staying right here

if you get ready i'll get you whatever

you want i already have whatever i want

and if you don't i'll take everything

away next you know it's springtime

please no that's go away

stop

i that stop it

okay okay i'll do it

jeez

oh thank you sweetie come thank you

you're such a dear child

works every time

follow the nose follow their nose big

big big news maybe i should wear a sign

outfit

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only a suggestion

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i am here in all my radiant beauty

you're wearing my costume take it off

i'm not joining the procession until

that pig takes off my costume

suit yourself make way for the right of

spring who will be the nose who will be

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how big a batch

okay

but next year count me out

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no

it couldn't be

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finally thank you the power of the nose

has disclosed that mike will be the news

oh quaker

all hail to the nose

where does she get to be the nose she's

our guest no she's not guests leave

no smells exactly pick another nose i'm

not wearing some oversized body part

just so i can smell a bunch of dirty

flowers that who knows what kind of bugs

on them is she going to be the nose or

not in two words

no but nobody turns down the nose well

then uh i guess i'm the first oh fine

and i guess i'll just have to do it

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the nose is out of joints

if the chosen nose declines nothing but

trouble will follow

he forewarned i see great trouble ahead

i see a storm a bad road broken promises

busted dreams sounds like a bad country

in western song all appears bleak beyond

help beyond hope

remediations are so rough on the joints

oh and one more thing

the kid is doomed

the kid is doomed

all right let's party

the kid is doomed

way down

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i was born to be the nose

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action guy action guy are you in there

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dear mom and dad about the tv you sent

me

oh great

i don't believe this

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ew

look at me i'm a runny nose who wants to

change with me come on people i'm

offering you the chance of a lifetime i

am sick of being the nose

hey i was just kidding i love being the

nose

it's the redheaded one who turned it

down go after her guess old quix is

right yes i'm doomed doomed to be comfy

under this umbrella

i'm sorry i'm sorry i love that noise

i'll take the job give me the nose job

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make it stop you're destroying the

island oh very well

i command you to stop right have it your

way i give i give i'll be the nose the

foot the piggy figure anything i'm here

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it's all yours cool i've wanted to be a

nose all my life hmm

dark

peaceful wow lou i can see why you like

being nosy

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watch where you're going

sheesh i'm not a giant eyeball over here

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stop you're destroying all the flowers

give me that nose

no leave me alone get your fingers out

of my nostrils

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completely blown the nose

hey i was just getting used to it i'll

get better you are by far the worst nose

this island has ever seen was i that bad

worse than that time alfred let us off

that cliff it was only a thousand foot

dwarf and on the way down it was a bit

like flying until he hit the bottom

how about the time alfred sucked a whole

beehive up his nose and had to be in

hospital for a month

oh the time we need all right all right

i'll do it myself

that's what i like about this island no

matter how bad you are at something

there's always somebody worse yes all

right

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the natives are getting restless so

don't go anywhere there's more of mike

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hi i'm mike and this is my new island

it's my island this is low princess blue

more like princess pain in the butt if

you ask me and that's a turtle landslide

kind of a love-hate relationship

a little almost naked kid is odd don't

let the nose ring thing for you he's one

amazing little dude and the three of us

are the only kids on this whole island

cool

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today's the day

finally contact with the civilized world

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sorry i didn't see you i mean how could

i you on the outside and i was hey

how come you're not in bed asleep i was

going to do the final testing on some

deep water gear well see ya i'm off to

the pier how come you're not in bed

asleep are you kidding today's the day

we finally get mail service to the

island

i'm expecting letters from melissa max

my two best friends in the whole wide

world i mean you and lou are great and

all but these guys shared their lunch

snacks so no one would get stuck with

carrot sticks they were there for me

when i got detention for making up

lyrics to cats and dogs and they even

stood by me when sister ignatius accused

me of having a terminal smirk planes

dude arrive at four o'clock right that's

ten hours from now i thought i'd just

turn on the radar make sure there's wind

in the windsock

with the creation of this crow i

princess lou illustrious royal personage

give me that before you break it and

beloved ruler of the island of

albanquetine

humbly accept my new title princess of

all the world

lancelot this is serious think i crown

myself every day every month maybe but

today is special as we speak an

insidious imperialist representative of

an outside power is on its way to invade

us

the mailman well

anyone who wants this island has got to

deal with me come on lancelot you with

me we got the fight of our lives ahead

of us

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no admittance go away we'll put you in

charge this pier has been condemned by

the royal department of peers and

condemnations it's unsafe

it was safe when i left it well it's out

of commission now

neither wind nor rain nor pain in a butt

princess wannabes will stop the mailman

from delivering the mail

hmm

this might be harder than i thought

see this what's it look like a broken

flower pot with jelly beans stuck to it

it's a crown my crown it's the

difference between me and you oh

so that's the difference the very side

of this crown will turn any invader into

a massive quivering jelly he's just

delivering the mail he'll be gone before

you know it oh sure that's what they

said about you and what's your pitiful

excuse for disobeying a royal order uh

i'm working on some dive gear look the

plane is due any minute in nine hours in

two minutes okay lots of minutes but

however long it takes i'm gonna be right

here waiting for it

this is gonna be way harder than i

thought

get off my back off my pier

my crown you made me lose my symbol of

regal authority i need it i lose this

island it's all your fault the water's

less than four meters 27 centimeters and

39.11 millimeters in this immediate area

you could die for it and get my hair wet

ah guess again you could take a hike ugh

you don't want my hair getting wet

do you

oh well i do have this dive gear i love

this boy

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well here it is

oh thank you thank you thank you thank

you go ahead put it on me are you

kidding princesses wear crowns on their

royal heads not fish bowls you put it on

i have to run the equipment oh great

just great that leaves lance a lot but

he's a land turtle true but what's in a

name

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if there's any problem pull three times

and don't go too far that way what's

that way a continental shelf a 50 000

foot drop

look i don't care if it drops behind the

top shelf in marjorie's kitchen just

bring it back to your princess

if you ever want to see land again

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welcome as our guest of honor arrived

i'm right here

oh stupid lancelot lost my crown but as

soon as he gets it back i'll be ready to

defeat the evil invader he will invade

her quick hide the team i thought we

were meeting the mailman now of your

marjorie if there's defeating to be done

afterwards i want to do it that's nice

dear

the mailman is coming any minute in 8

hours 17 minutes and 12 seconds where is

that dumb lancelot hurry up down there

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i wonder if he's all right he'll be okay

how do you know because otherwise he

won't be okay i say this whole thing has

me a bit nervous now let me get this

straight a huge metal flying thing is

coming to drop bundles of paper not

necessarily correlated on our heads

toughen up wendell boy if it's all the

same i'd rather not what say i go home

there's a great view from my balcony and

miss all the excitement no one's

dropping anything on your head that's

right because that plane's not getting

near my island

not if i ever say you don't

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where where is it it doesn't seem to

have arrived quite yet good last thing

we need is some newfangled doodad to

ruin our island paradise thank you

i've been trying to tell these fools

that all day well here it comes ready or

not i've got a clip on the radar

this is pointing your head nickels

coming at you are you out there yeah

that sounds reassuring are you out there

el bungle bain got you clean floyd

sorry i got a little excited you're on

the scope he's on the sky i'm on the

scope

what's on the scope you got me on the

scope

get off of there i got a pretty good

cloud cover out here we got some kind of

beacon it sure would help seeing through

this mayonnaise copy that good buddy

the lamp is lit the lamp is not lit you

see anything out there jack

oh me neither oh if they got a beacon it

shined up somebody's nose

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my first letter's from melissa max a

little piece of home is flying my way

tea time i'll protect you honey bunch

don't panic put me down alfred

what about me i'm so dreadfully

frightened

lancelot i'm running out of patience

my crown or your life

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the bell lancelot's in trouble give me a

hand

oh hurry save him

wait has he got my crown ball

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oh okay okay i changed my mind you can

have the island just spare my precious

lives look at the women and children

save your mayor

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oh

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keep your board sticky and your toes

over the edge

hey wait

you didn't even stop to say hi

he's leaving leaving oh i did it hey you

want a piece of this

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lancelot where is my crown

that turtle saved the island said that

thingamajig running wave boy that last

lot takes after me who's going to eat

all these trumpets is it over not yet

we got mail

hey forget the mail what about my crown

he didn't get my crown my crown mike

oh forget it what fun's throwing a

tantrum without an audience

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since i abandoned them by coming here

they decided janine is their new best

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i can't believe it janine i mean how can

anyone be friends with a girl who

actually likes to play squash oh sorry

it's okay with friends like that who

needs enemies right at least i've got

you and lou

well at least i've got you

ain't no cars no phones there's no

parking zone ain't no chaperones ain't

no leprechauns ain't no mortgage loans

ain't no hair salon ain't no skating

ba*ls ain't no ice cream cones ain't no

free coupons ain't no silicone ain't no

parmesan ain't no kidney stones ain't no

microphones ain't no slideshow ain't no

carry-on

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well that does it for mike lou and ogg

but don't give up on that seashell

collection because they'll be back again

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