01x07 - Hot Couture/Opposites Attack

[bunniefuu]

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where um

knows

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lancelot it's jump rope not trip and

fall on your back robe get it right

which one do you like better um

the red one ah i hate them both i don't

have a thing to wear you're kidding

right you've got a whole closet full of

stuff

uh

i'm tired of those clothes it's so

last season

i need something new we've got plenty of

clothes on this island really sure

grass skirts grass shirts grass bell

bottoms grass hats grass coats grass

jodhpurs grass tights grass ascots grass

overalls grass chinos pleated and

non-plated grass baby tees grass yamakas

grass mittens

grass has been done spring 95 calvin

kleinski tried it it was a bust grass is

all we have here you've got no choice

well i think i've got a plan and it just

might work

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what's fashion look at him

now that's fashion he's got the look and

he knows how to wear it he fell on a

berry bush anyway

this show is a way for me to get a whole

new spring wardrobe factions

these people don't know a little about

fashion oh boulder dash of course we do

i happen to be an expert in the realm of

clothing especially accessories huh now

i'll give you fashion

snakeskin fur

fur is so regal

snake skin that's a thing for the look

that says i'm a

snake coconut fibers i see something

dripping in feathers okay people

prove it be there at eight and no grass

allowed

it worked

to catch a snake you must first be the

snake right

what would a snake do

hello special delivery

anyone home

sneaker

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come along now my slithering friend i

know you're in there no use hiding

pretty feisty but no match for alfred

the hunter

interesting

a snake with a foot

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in fashion out of fashion what's the

difference

oh they have better things to do with

your time than worry about what you're

wearing

i

certainly do i wonder what i'd look like

in seaweed

no

never work

no

disgusting

awful perfect

oh you trendy devil

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basic brown

maybe a strand of pearls

yes that's the big question

that's odd now what would be what with

my coconuts

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oh well there are plenty more coconuts

in the tree

plenty more indeed

strange very strange indeed

get away from my coconuts

blasted crabs

crabs

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i don't know if i can do this but i am

tough

i'm a hunter

i'm a hunter i'm tough when the going

gets rough i mean i'm divisious and

soft no matter if it's dangerous if

you're going get treacherous i'm tough i

don't make a fast oh no

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i did it i did it

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a feathered hat okay no no no maybe a

bower something reserved though tasteful

come on lancelot we're going to get fur

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hello mr goat i wonder if we could talk

you see man and a domestic animal have

had a very long and fruitful

relationship from the dawn of time it

has been man's role to provide shelter

and safety for the animals while they in

turn provide various goods and services

for man take the goat for instance the

goat provides milk sometimes meat for

the stew pot and of course

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fur

what is the problem

you suffer pain and humiliation in

return i get to be fashion queen of the

island oh

wait

i'm not supposed to run with scissors

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if i've told you once i've told you a

billion times oh

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stop you oversized drunk stick quit

playing hard to get i need those

feathers

things like you who give snakes a bad

name

your court surrender

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get this zoo off of me

ew i say what that smell

good heavens man what are you wearing oh

decess poo jelly is an ugly thing

gentlemen

feast your eyes on what i call tori

tropical

nice effort the trash cans over there

really because it smells like it's right

under my nose

what is that you are wearing it's called

the old man and the seaweed

that is a little seawind what oh are

those sequins

no no they're little dead things

oh dear

and now ladies and gentlemen i present

my desperate attempt at finding a shred

of clothing that's not red

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our first fashion statement is from

princess lulu bellissimo

wearing what appears to be

a

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hmm

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next

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aspanage feathers and dash i'm style and

i'm flash just call me kanash panash

panache feathers and flash doing

something rash that's what i call

too much panacea

daddy is thank you and that brings us to

last presentation for the evening odd

dressed in what he calls

the odds

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wow

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the boy could have a future in this

encore encore genius

why didn't i think of that well i smell

like him when i get old i doubt you get

out

maybe red isn't so bad

you need

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astronomy ethiology's mature chemistry

biology species genius more one teacher

always feature but it was keeping score

factoids

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factoids

science is a cruel mistress

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where uh

knows

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it's nearly noon it's time to start but

doc's not here we've never started a

meeting of the philosophical society

without him what is time anyway but the

here and now that's the problem ogg's

not here

now

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what's taking so long

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hi

oh that's it

oh i gotta go go

where's the rest

this is not a royal merry-go-round this

is a not so merry-go-round this is a

wear on my horse's and brightly colored

canopy you promised me go round you just

march right back in there and finish

what you started young man okay

oh my dear don't forget you promised to

clean your room today yes ma'am and i

want that satellite transponder back in

the closet young man

ugg or no i think we should start all

rise and be seated the subject for today

is existential on we no the subject for

today is how can we possibly start the

meeting without a hog great let's

discuss that i object

okay

we'll wait five more minutes

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wanna play get lost where's ugg

fizzy hey let's practice our bicycle

kicks

perhaps you didn't understand what i

meant by busy

take a hike

okay okay princess don't come unstuck

sheesh this isn't a horse it's a swan

with a horse's head a sword we'll call

it whatever you want i call it shoddy

workmanship but uh i gotta go ugg you

are a very nice boy an honest boy a

truthful boy right

and you would never lie no or break a

promise no

great

now go finish what you started to reach

the feather duster for you

i love that boy

all right five minutes are up

ready for the meeting

spiny oh yes now

existential

aren't we i can't do it

you two can do what you like i'm going

to find ogg for all we know he could be

in dire trouble but do you care we care

don't care either one of you i don't

care

a little

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this color is the wrong shade this is

red and i asked for mauve and this horse

looks about seven centimeters too tall

this one looks unhappy and

there is no

music

work

your magic

tweak it

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is

hello

i could sure use that wombat trap we

talked about

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how song a little beach time lulu baby

are you blind no can't you see i am busy

i didn't realize you were standing

around doing nothing

hey

are you standing around doing nothing

too he is very busy

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say that boy looking a little grim looks

like you need a break

maybe hit the waves you know relax

i'll show you how to make a surfboard he

can't make for you he's making for me

where's that astrolabe you promised to

make

it's been weeks and that's all my

solstice is nearly here

lazy little layer

awk i'm so relieved you're okay

the meeting's about to start if you

hurry you can just make it

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i don't think we're going to get to the

bottom of existential aren't we there's

only 10 minutes left in the meeting we

face a more serious problem here more

serious than are we we gotta go find out

what happened to the other two oh

what did you do to og i didn't do

anything what did you do nothing he's

making my merry-go-round i need my

merry-go-round i'd need a rest

you don't scare me i saw something like

you on action guy meets terminal guy

you didn't scare action guy

and you don't scare me

i stand corrected

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so

this is why he was late for the meeting

i should have known

robots

i said put this thing back in the closet

oh where is that boy

i'm being attacked by some sort of huge

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hello

i

let him go

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what is it now

go away don't you see i'm working

listen don't you think we should talk

this over okay okay my mistake maybe we

could try mediation

maybe not okay listen hold that thought

i'll be right back

get away from me you you bulging

bouncing beast

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i've been eaten by a polish wedding

brand

go away

leave me

alone call out the royal guards and have

your soul for scratch i'm not kidding

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excreted by a robot how humiliating

don't you guys have like a

manufacturer's quarter or something

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diet maybe three weeks with a very big

teddy bear must work work work must play

play play must work must play work play

work play play work done

take your aggressive alternate life-form

tendencies out on somebody else

get away get me down

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oh

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oh i'm doomed lancelot please save me

take him

you did it

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we lasted newfangled contraptions

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hey this whole near-death experience was

kind of fun let's do it again sometime

could i get down now

thanks

oh got you in there are you all right

son

i think we've all learned a good lesson

the dog works for me and me alone no

that my needs come first wrong that ah

whole thing reminds me of the time i

fought a 50-foot anaconda

huge snake would have swallowed me whole

it went for my cane

hooked it on a tree grabbed his tail

from the inside and yanked the sucker

inside out wow really no but it could

have happened i say

hello could someone get me down please i

have a souffle in the oven

people are weird i wonder what kind of

souffle what about my merry-go-round

it can wait

give me the facts for a quick evaluation

when the numbers match gives them a

heart attack

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fat toys

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mature chemistry biology species genus

more one teacher always feature but

who's keeping score factoids

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factoids

science

is a cruel mistress