01x05 - Rockin' The Free World

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[Electronic sounds]

Now I suggest you look away.

[High-pitched sound]

♪

- Where did you find
your guinea pigs?

- Where does anyone find simple
minded gullible teenagers?

The mall. I doubt the pathetic
lies are even worth

the 20$ that I paid them.

[Cacophony]

- I don't think it'll work.
- Did I ask you what you think?

This man doubts me.

Attack him!

[Ferocious growls]

This is only 3 kids
under my control.

[Screams]

Imagine 30 million...

- ♪ I don't know ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

- That was awesome!

Tell me we're not ready to play
the school dance.

You heard the applause.

- That meant nothing. Your
cousins clap when the
phone rings.

- Get out of here!

- We can't audition
for the school dance.

We don't even have a drummer And
our drum machine
is still suffering

from your artistic need
to smash it.

- Hello, my little electronic
friend. Tell me where it hurts.

- Chase Ravenwood is head
of the dance comity.

Now imagine you on stage
rockin' the mike

♪ Calcata natata... ♪

You just went from creepy guy
who stares at her in homeroom

to "misunderstood guy"
with a rock band.

- I don't stare, okay?
I admire from afar.

- You sit right behind her.
So, are you in?

Are you in...?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm in.
If we can find a drummer,

then, yeah...

Awesome.
Ricko...

- Ah! Here's the problem.

- Stan! Are you okay?

Are you okay?

- Yes. Thank you, I'm fine.

- Stan, you got a wire
coming out of your nose.

- Oh! Thank you.

Oh-oh...

Oh, this is
never good.

- [Holy tandoori!
This is not good.]

- I got it guys, alright?

- Oh, that solemn burst is so
cool! Where did you get it?

- In the game. See, the way the
game works is when you play more

that you two do,
you get stuff.

- Oh... Someone is a little
cranky we didn't play last week.

Are you going to cry?

Oh...
- We were working

for our father. He's a mucky
muck at a fancy bank.

[He wanted us to test the new
security on the bank's
computers.]

[You know, you think
it would be hard]

to brake through the firewall
of any of the biggest banks.

I crashed it in 10 minutes.
- Hum-hum. We crashed it.

- [Ouch!]

- What are you doing?
- Mom has my laptop and I need
to get on BodyVerse.

- Oh! I love BodyVerse!
You should check out my page.

- Ah, totally! Hey, how psyched
are you guys about the new
Massive Onion premiere?

- 20 hours and counting.

Only greatest band alive!

- Hum, after Kelly Clarkson,
of course.

- Aah... Kelly Clarkson?

- You know what? I'm out.
All right?

Are you wearing my shirt?
- Oh, this? It's yours?

[Drum playing]

- You gotta be kidding me.

Emma!

Emma!

Emma!
- Yes, Charlie?

- I'm sorry. Could you just turn
down your music a little bit?

- Oh! Sorry! I should have
closed the window.

I was just practicing
my drums.

- Oh! You're a drummer, chick?
That is so hot!

- Okay.

- Ah!

- See you later!

5, 6, 7, 8!

- ♪ Ah tell me ♪

♪ What would you say ♪

♪ If I gave myself away ♪

♪ And would you
still wanna play ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ And I don't know ♪

♪ You don't know my name ♪

♪ And will I ever be the same ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

- Aaaaou!

[Cheering]

- That's what a band is supposed
to sound like.

- Thank you!
- Ricko? No? Not this time?

- So, Ace,

you got a special song you wanna
sing for Chase today?

- Whichever one goes better
with my rock star kick!

[Squealing]

Cool...
- So, you guys are
in a band to get girls?

- Time tested, baby!
- Charlie approved!

Right?
- That's original.

- Charlie?

Charlie?

Charlie?
- Dude! Are you alright?

- Dude, you're alright?
Dude, you're alright?

Sorry, I seem to have
acquired a few ticks

since the electric shock.
I'm sure I'll be fine.

Oh! Paul has a message for you.
For you. For you. For you.

Thank you. Come.

We found these teens
roaming the streets.

Two days ago,
they were normal kids.

We ran tests and there was
only one explanation:

brainwashed.
Only one person is capable

of that kind of mind control:

Sarabella.
- It's Sarabella?

A member of the Seven?
- She plans on sabotaging

a music video premiere
on BodyVerse.

- Massive Onion? Everybody's
going to be watching. My
brother's got that thing

on countdown.
- In less than 3 hours,

she's going to crash
the band's website

and instead of watching
Massive Onion

millions of kids
will be hypnotized

by her brainwashing video.

- It'll be total chaos
just like the game.

- Hm-hm...
- She has to be stopped.

- I have my best people trying
to crash her supercomputer,

but they can't
penetrate her firewall.

We must prepare
for the worst, Aaron.

- No, we don't have to.

I know some people.

- [Look, I know it's a lot
to swallow, guys,]

but every word of it is true.
- [No, no, we get it.]

It's all real. The seven evil
villains, their quest

to take over the world...

- And you, Aaron
Stone, are real.

- And you want us to destroy
her computer so you can save

millions of teenagers
from being brainwashed.
- [That's it.]

- You guys aren't messing with
me, right?

'Cause I'm risking everything
by telling you who I am.

- [Both]: No.
- Aaron Stone we're being
serious...

- Very serious.
- [Thanks, guys.]

Look, I only dragged you in this
because we're desperate.

Massive Onion's video launch
is in about 2,5 hours.

- We're loading up for
the audition. You're
gonna give us a hand?

- Ah, yeah. Just hold on.
Can you give me a minute?

- OK.
- Bye.

Do you guys need me
for anything?

- Does a lama need a skateboard?

[No.]

What?

Don't look at me like that.
He may not need one but
he may want one.

Although, I don't think he would
be very good at it.

- Don't worry, Aaron Stone,
we got it covered.

- You guys are the best!

OK, remember.

The whole world
is counting on you.

[Call me when you're done, OK?]

[Chuckling]

- Hey, look at me! I'm a raging
teenager. Somebody help me!

- I hope I can sleep with all
the evil in the world!

[Chuckling]

♪

[Conversations]

- ♪ Tonight ♪

Thank you, thank you.

- Why haven't they called?

I shouldn't have left.
- If they're as good as you say

they are, they will call.
- Dude,

Chase looks amazing.

Just one thing you gotta do...
- What's that?

- Talk to her, bro.

- Hi Cha... Hi Chase...

- Hey, Charlie.
What are you doing here?

- Oh, just playin'
with my band.

They're not my band,
it's our band.

Not yours and mine, no!

It's huh...
me and the other guys.

- Cool!

- Yeah. We're gonna rock.
- Huh-huh.

- Not you and me, but them.

Me and the other guys, rock.
- I'm looking forward to it.

- Jesus... Less than hour...

- Oh, I know! I was hoping
we could take a break

so that we can all watch it.

- I have to go.
Cover for me.

- Cover for me. Cover for me.
Cover for me.

[Musical phone ringing]

- Hello.
- [Are you sleeping?]

[I thought you guys were gonna
destroy Sarabella's computer.]
- Aaron Stone?

Ask him if his gauntlet shoots
lasers or marshmallows!

- [You guys never believed me.]

- Just because you are cooked
doesn't mean we are.

Wait, how did you get my number?
- [I told you, I'm Aaron Stone.]

[My boss has access
to everything including
your address.]

- Why would you want my address?

[Knock-knock-knock]

- Close the drapes slowly.

Maybe he doesn't see us.

- Guys...

Guys!

- So if Aaron Stone existsarab.

Which means in 45 minutes
we're all doomed!

I never got to kiss a girl.

- Hou!

- Is that a "hou" good
or a "hou" bad?

- That is "hou I'm impressed."
Check it out.

If I decompress
Sarabella's firewall,

it separates into integrated
subfirewalls.

When we separate them,

we will make Switzerland cheese
out of our computer in no time!

- So, Aaron, I see you made your
avatar taller than you
actually are.

- Well, at least
I made mine a boy.

- Oh, he is witty
in person too.

Oh-oh, we got
a problem, guys.

This last firewall
is being stubborn.

To crack it, I need Sarabella's
supercomputer to reboot.

We need to shut off the power
to her building.

- All right, finally something
for me to do.

I'll call you when I'm inside.

- Just like in the game.
That boy does not lollygag.

[Conversations]

- What are you watching?
- Just some garage metal band

footage; it gets me pumped.
- Oh my! He just jumped off

the stage. Why did
he jump off the stage?

- 'Cause that's what rockers do.
- Charlie, your band is up.

Charlie?
- Excuse me.

Charlie's... not here.

- Oh. When is he coming back?

- When is he coming back?
- I don't know where he went.

- I don't know where he went.
- OK...

- Charlie's not here?
Where did he go?

- I'm afraid Charlie had
to leave. He felt horrible.

Is there anything
I can do to help?
- Yeah, go find us a singer.

[Sigh]

- Jason, it's me.

Jason, listen to me, OK?

Do not watch the Massive Onion
video. Do you understand me?
-

- Listen, just don't, OK?
You promise me, all right?

- OK, I promise.
- All right.

- It's just like I promised
I wouldn't wear your
shirts anymore.

♪

- Aaah!

♪ Tell me what would you say ♪

♪ If I gave myself away ♪

♪ And would you
still wanna play ♪

- Wow! Mr. Still's not bad
for a teacher!

- ♪ Woah ♪

♪ And I don't know ♪

♪ But I'll still catch
you if you fall ♪

♪ It's only a game after all ♪

♪ You don't know... ♪

- One step at a time.
It's a piece of cake.

Like I said: piece of cake.

♪

- ♪ You don't know my name ♪

♪ You know we're living
inside a dream ♪

♪ Can you see my face
on your video screen? ♪

♪ You don't know
know, know, know ♪

♪ My name ♪

♪ And will I ever be the same ♪

♪ I don't know ♪

♪ Woah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

[End of music]

- I'm in Sarabella's building.

Just stay with me, guys.
I'm shutting off the power now.

- There he is!

- Aaron!

[b*ll*ts ricocheting]
- I can't hear him!
I hear sh**ting.

- Aaron, are you there?
Aaron? Aaron, report in.

Nice!
- Yes!

- Now! Turn it back on.

We force Sarabella's
supercomputer to reboot
and that's when we can crash it.

- Good rule of thumb:

when it's dark, don't sh**t.

Sweet dreams!

Well...
- Huh?

- We did it! Sarabella's
computer is cooked!

Hey, since we made it this far,
let's say we have a little fun?

You know what I'm talking about.
- I know what you mean.

Let's have fun.
- All right, on three.

- OK, 1, 2, go!

- Hello, I'm Brad.
- And I am Ron.

- 1, 2,
1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ ...it was a rhyme ♪

♪ Time to do
some rockin' ♪

- This isn't Massive Onion!

♪ ...he's a little nutty
and I'm willing to fight ♪

ntire computer system
is ruined.

The video is gone
and you tell me some boy

did it?

Lock them up.
I always need guinea pigs.

- I'm so sorry, guys.
- It didn't matter.

Principal got the gig.

- What did Chase say?

- Oh, nothing specific to us.

But I did hear her say,
"Thank goodness this is over,

these bands are awful."

- At least we got to rock out
with you.

And if I haven't said it yet,
you were awesome.

- You said it when you hugged
me. And then again

right after I slapped you.
- Oh, wait. You guys played?

- Hm-hm.

- Who sang?
- Stan man.

You rock, Stan.
[Chuckling]

- He was good, huh?
- Yeah.

- Stan, are you okay?
- Oh, yes.

I was fine until I flung
myself off the stage.

It's no wonder this happened.

Ah!

[Cracking sound]

[Sigh of relief]
I don't think anyone noticed.

- Yeah, I think it's time we're
taking you to Mr. Hall to get
you all fixed up.

- [Both]: Yeah.
- Hou!

- ♪ It's very wiggly,
Isn't it that funny? ♪

- I like the way
they bust a move.

Ha-ha-ha!