02x01 - Air Feather Friends

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Air Feather Friends

At these prices, your fruit
should be covered with jewels.

Ah-ha, but then, they
wouldn't be as delicious!

I defy you to find a
better deal than, Hey!

Huh?

You thieving little monster!

In trouble again, Abu?

He's got banana on his breath.

Always saving your tail...

You coulda swiped
some for the rest of us.

Good morning, Omar!

Oh, cut yourself shaving, Fazal?

That master of a thousand
fleas has stolen my fruit!

He was just shopping for me.

If Abu were hungry, he'd climb
a tree and eat dates for free!

Mmm, free dates!

Well, what kinda wind...

Get those gates closed!

Wind demons, run!

Get outta here, shoo, go on, git!

Huh?

My gold!

My jewels!

My goodness!

Stand firm, men!

Don't just sit there, they're getting away!

Good. Let the wind demons leave!

They weren't demons, they were
thieves! They stole everything!

Oh? And how do you explain
thieves that hide in the wind?

I don't know, but I bet a
sand gnat could figure it out,

with a little bit of effort.

Well, then it is a bet...

Sand gnat. Now, what
shall be the stakes?

I want his pet!

The little beast will bring me none
but the juiciest of dates for free.

Abu isn't my pet. He's my friend.

Uh huh!

So, Aladdin won't
back up his boast?

What? I... didn't say that...

Or maybe he is no smarter
than a sand gnat after all.

Fine! It's a bet! I'll prove to you
that they aren't wind demons!

Yeah!... huh?

And when I do, Fazal will
be fetching dates for Abu!

Well, I will want to see
this proof when you return...

or your friend is ours.

Now, keep your
eyes peeled, guys.

The sooner we catch those so-called
demons, the sooner we win a bet.

Oh, boy.

Hold it! Stop everything!

Did you risk Abu on a bet?

You must show respect
to the simian family.

Be good to Abulio.

or you could wake
up sleeping with fishes.

Hey, proving the whirlwinds
are thieves will be a cinch!

Abu's not going anywhere.

Oh, forget what I said then.

I hope you like picking
dates for a living.

Can you tell us which
way they went, Genie?

I got a fix on'em, due north!

Buckle up and let's jet!

There they are! Stop!

Smooth flight... but the
re-entry could use work.

We can trip them
up with some rope.

Ah, right away. Now will that
be hemp, nylon, or cotton blend?

Uh, hemp.

Twist, weave, or Indian spiral?

Twist.
- Now what about size?

I got a special today
on some nice tes...

Genie!

I guess we can skip
the layaway option!

Whoa!

Go ahead and run, you cowards!

Nice going, Mr. Deathwish.

Is that you, Auntie Em?

I had the strangest dream
about a four-speed blender!

Uh oh! Looks like
lunchtime rush at a sushi bar!

Time to get these gales a
taste of their own medicine!

All right!

Yeah!

Whew!

Breathless-ah!

Those are Abis Mal's th*gs!

Abis Mal. Scourge of
the desert, not a nice guy.

Hey! Hold it right there!

Oh, perfect. Could we
leave the bird a little dignity?

Wind demons my camel!

I told you they were thieves!

what's with him?

I want to see this
proof when you return.

Oh, right.

Proof.

Funny, Iago. I never noticed
you wearing gold before.

Must be that new cream
rinse I'm using. Now back off!

I hope Al loses the bet.

Wow...

I hope ya pick dates better than ya fly.

So, this is how those
th*gs spin like whirlwinds!

What is a Roc's feather?

"What is a Roc's feather" is correct!

Rocks have feathers?

Oooh, he must have
had some bad fish.

Stand back, he
could get violent!

Not like rocks in your head!

Roc, like the
legendary giant bird!

And I mean giant!

They got wings big
enough to blot out the sun!

Baby birds are protected by those
wind feathers until they can fly.

That feather's proof
of Abis Mal's scheme!

What's the rush?

Imagine the look on Rasoul's face when
we return with proof and the stolen loot.

And imagine the look on my face
when Abis Mal fries my gizzard!

Relax, guys.

We've got this. It'll be a breeze.

Uh uh!

sorry.

Hello, Abis Mal.

I'm sorry, Abis
Mal, oh great one!

We were attacked by
Aladdin and his genie.

But you had feathers!

What is it with Aladdin?
Do I foil his plans?

Whatever, fine. No t*rture today.

But tomorrow, I
lop off your heads.

Oh, if you keep
disposing of your men, Sir,

you won't have any left.

Do I tell you how to do your job?

Yes, you do.

That's... that's because
it's my job to tell you!

Just wait till Agrabah
trembles at my feet!

I'll rule it like... uh... like.... um,

some big ruler guy! With a hat!

Ahh, yes, the plan.

Well, let's hope it's every bit
as successful as the test run.

Test run?

It was a couple of guys.

Let's see that kid and his genie
fight a whole army of whirlwinds.

I promise, Abu.

Just one feather then
it's back to Agrabah.

Sir, I agree we should use our

magical resources to do away with that...
- Hide!

no good Aladdin, once and for all!

But may I suggest
working on your aim?

Thanks to your little misdirected deep
sleep spell,

I dozed through half my...

Bet they have feathers! Back in a flash!

Genie, no!

Next time I see that Aladdin, bam!

I'll hit him with my "turn a man
inside out" spell!

Which is where..

ahhh, thank you!

Just remember to
look away this time.

Yes... the nightmares.

I don't know about you guys,
but I don't look so good inside out.

Sorry, Al, no feathers. But I found
some keys and this neat whistle.

Keep it down, they're still out there.

Told you the feathers were from a baby Roc.

Oh, poor bird...

I bet it misses its mother.

There must be some
way we can help it escape.

Yeah, it is a k*ller, but you
promised the monkey just one feather.

I mean, me, I'm here, but
it wouldn't be fair to Abu

if we didn't leave
right this very second.

Ohh, poor birdie...

You'd risk your freedom
to save the baby?

Just because you've got
nothing to live for but pickin' dates!

I want my internal
organs to stay internal!

Shhh! Someone will hear you!

See?
- Say hello to your guts!

Where did I...
- Just call the guards.

Just call the... GUARDS!!!

Genie, get the bird out of here!

Take me home, daddy!

Wrong bird.

Fly, fly, fly! Up up up!

Forgot... the whirlwind thing.

Genie, look out!

There!
- What? - Where?

Put the bird down!

5-4-3-2-1 lift off!

Next stop, the Crab Nebula!

they took my bird. I'm bird-less.

They don't leave here alive!

Gotta go!

We made it!

Can he do that?

Ruin my plans, eh? Heh heh,

I'll do something...
h*, really..

unpleasant to you.

Oh, here it comes!
Inside-out city!

Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm
not turning you inside out.

I've got feathers!

that's good, right?

Awful blizzards we've
been having, hmm fellas?

Abu!

you do realize you just
blew them back to Agrabah.

Agrabah... ye-ye-yes!

That was... purely intentional!

I want Aladdin to be there
when his kingdom crumbles!

Nyeh heh heh! So, gather
the men and go crumble it, ok?

I am honored, great one.

I assure you Agrabah
will tremble at my feet.

no, no!!

MY FEET!

If any trembling happens, right here!

As you wish.

Abu? Abu!

Abu! You're ok!

I, however, have a migraine
that you wouldn't believe.

Abu, I'm sorry I ever
made that bet with Fazal.

I was wrong.

Friends?
- OK!

Oh, did those wind demons
give you a little trouble, sand gnat?

hey weren't demons!

Abis Mal and his men were using Roc
feathers to become whirlwinds, but we...

rocks have feathers?

Oh, now don't be so skeptical, Fazal.

I'm sure Aladdin can
convince us... with his proof.

well, I don't have any,
really, but it's true! And

and a bet is a bet.

Or is the honor of Aladdin
just another empty boast?

bu... I'm sorry

Oh... bye, Aladdin.

There we go, my
little date picker!

Abu!

Does this mean we can get a dog?

Iago!
- What?

Am I supposed
to get sentimental?

Start talking about
what a pal he was,

and how I'm gonna miss him?

I am gonna miss that
flea-bitten little ape!

The wind demons!
The wind demons return!

Your proof, kid! It's your proof.
The monkey's ours, come on!

If you ever tell the monkey what I said,

you're goin' down like a
plate of birdseed, got it?

The wind demons...

are not demons!

On to Agrabah! May
its walls fall like...

like... on to Agrabah!

Fazal... Aladdin was right.

As you please, Rasoul!

Aladdin!
- Always saving your tail.

Let's see, I just need
to pick up a few things.

Now to take care of Abis Mal.

Look, we got the monkey back.

Shouldn't we just
celebrate by running away?

Alright!

STOP! See those guys?

Knock'em out of the sky!

Try and get outta this!

Now who's gonna save our tails?!

On your left is the
beautiful city of Agrabah.

Abis Mal is about to suffer
disastrous defeat and the hands...

err, wings, of Mom!

Hit it, Mavis!

I'm gonna do something, really...

I'm so glad I hitched
my camel to his star.

It's been fun, little guy.

Be sure and send me a post
card from the edge of the world!

Would've been here sooner,
but Mom was baking cookies!

I... admit we were wrong, Aladdin,

but Fazal has duties to perform and...

and none more important than
those of personal date picker!

Yeck!

He says "none but
the juiciest fruit!"