02x18 - The Return

[bunniefuu]

[Amy] Previously on the
Villains of Valley View...

You destroyed my father... Onyx.

-It's time for you to pay.
-You have replication?

The world has seen you and your family

for the last time, Havoc.

[screams]

[Onyx cackles]

Father?

Your brother is Blue Granite?!

That means you were a superhero, too.

[exhales]

You're not Havoc.

Well, when I do come
face to face with her,

she's in for a big surprise.

[television music playing]

[groans]

[groans]

Don't you want to know what's wrong?!

Let me guess. You were trying to lift

your five-pound dumbbells again?

Give it up, Dad.

The summer body's not happening.

It's November.

I was moving my barrels of Nuclonium,

and I tweaked my back,

so I need you two to finish the job.

Why is it you only seem to be injured

when you need us to do something for you?

To be fair, he also seems to be injured

whenever I need him
to do something for me.

I do not fake injuries
to make my life easier!

Okay, sometimes. But not now!

[wails]

Uh-oh. I know those fake groans.

What does he need you to move now?

Barrels of Nuclonium.

You have Nuclonium in the house?!

Okay. I don't even know what that is,

but anything with "Nuke"
and "Onium" can't be good.

Yeah, that's why
I'm trying to move it outside

and dump it in your backyard.

But you'll be okay as long as you

don't drink it, touch it,
or get anywhere near it.

[groans]

Hey. Where have you been?

Oh, I've been helping Hartley
do a bunch of good deeds

-for the "Sunshine Club."
-Hm.

And by "helping" she means "heckling."

It was helpful to me.

[cell phone chimes]

[gasps] Oh, my gosh.

The school board just
approved my 14th request

to paint a Sunshine Club mural
in the courtyard!

Oh, I'm sorry.

I stopped listening after "Oh, my gosh."

Let's go grab the paint
so we can start tonight!

What, tonight? We've been going all day.

And as much as I'd love

to splatter paint on school property,

having permission
just kind of ruins it for me.

[groans]

[grunts]

Sorry, Hartley, but, you know,

I really should stay here

and help my injured father
move those barrels.

Okay, fine. But if you finish early,

will you come help me after?

Do you really have to ask the question

if you already know the answer? [scoffs]

[theme music playing]

[electricity crackling]

Yikes.

Maybe they were right to turn me down

the first 13 times.

Hello? Amy?

Amy, is that you?

[♪ suspenseful music playing]

Guess again.

[gasps] Shadow! But I thought--

That your little friend Amy
took care of me?

Not quite. And now I'm back
to finish what I started.

Not so fast!

[gasps]

Ha! Joke's on you!

My screen was already cracked!

You got in my way last time,

but it's not gonna happen again.

We'll see about that. [gasps]

I can't move.

Nice try. I'll give you an "A" for effort.

[sighs] They warned me
about your wordplay.

We're in a school. That was spot on.

You may have the power to immobilize me,

but you'll never beat my best friend.

She took you down last time,
and she'll do it again.

Yeah, I don't think so.

Because this time... I brought backup.

What is that thing?

That thing...

is my father.

[evil laugh]

[gasps] Onyx?!

But I thought you were...

Okay, I will say
one thing about you people.

You are very resilient.

Stop! What are you doing?!

Replicating you...

so I can round up Havoc
and the rest of her family

and bring them here,

where we'll destroy all of you together.

But until then, my father
will keep a watchful eye on you.

Oh, please. You think I'm scared of him?!

He's just a cloud!

-[roars]
-[screams]

Okay! I'm scared! I'm scared!

[sighs] All done.

Thanks for all your help with
the Nuclonium barrels, guys.

It's funny, my back feels
so much better now!

Yeah, and it probably won't
hurt again until trash day.

Gotta say, it wasn't as bad
as I thought it would be.

Between my super strength
and Colby's super speed,

-we got it done pretty fast.
-Yeah.

You two should start
your own moving company.

You'd make a fortune!

[all laugh]

We should run before he says
what he's thinking.

Come on! You're always complaining

that you never get to use
your superpowers.

As long as no one catches you,
it's a perfect excuse.

You just want free access
to people's stuff.

Jake, that's insulting.

I'm clearly more interested

in profiting off your freakish abilities.

Come on, what do you say?

Well, I have had my eye on a skateboard.

And I ain't buyin' it for ya,
so you're gonna need the money!

Jake?

I can't believe you'd exploit

our villain powers for profit!

But I also miss picking up refrigerators

with my pinkie, so I'm in!

Something's up with Hartley.

I mean, she's been gone all night.

And when I texted her an hour ago

to see how the mural was going,

-she never texted me back.
-Oh.

Guess I'm the only one enjoying the break.

[buzzer on TV sounds]

You don't think she's mad at me

for not helping her, do you?

Well, she is one to hold a grudge.

Last week, I backed over
her bicycle. Repeatedly.

I could see why she'd
hold a grudge about that.

Oh, no, the grudge was
because she bought a new bike,

and I also backed over
that one. Repeatedly.

[buzzer on TV sounds]

Hartley. So we're not knocking anymore?

Celia's really rubbing off on you, eh?

Hey, why haven't you texted me back?

Uh... sorry. Had paint on my hands.

-Oh, okay.
-Wow. That was easy.

What was easy?

Uh... painting! Painting is easy!

With the, uh, cans and
the brushes and the colors...

Oh, I love painting!

I think I liked it better
when you were ignoring me.

Hartley, come sit.

They're starting the bonus round.

We are about to find out just how dumb

Linda from Wisconsin really is!

I better go grab some snacks.

If this lady pulls off a win,

I'm gonna need something
I can throw at the TV.

Hartley?

Are you still mad about the bikes?

I mean, technically, technically,

it's your fault for parking something

within ten miles of where I drive.

I'm not Hartley.

And your driving days are over!

Shadow. Get back!

You're coming with me.

An old friend has requested your presence.

Hey. I came down with snacks,
and everyone was gone.

Where have you been?

Uh... bathroom! [nervous chuckle]

In the front yard?

Front yard, backyard,

pfft, I'm not picky! [chuckles]

Well, where's my mom?

And please don't say she's out there, too.

Oh, no. She... went for a walk.

[snickers] Yeah, right.
She bought wheelie shoes

to avoid walking from
the couch to the kitchen.

What's going on?

[scoffs] Nothing's going on, Havoc.

"Havoc"?

[grunts] Shadow?

But that's impossible.

I've been waiting so long
to take you down.

And this time, I will finish the job.

[shrieks]

Okay, seriously. What kind
of plastic are you made of?!

I told you starting this
moving company was a good idea!

I posted this ad less than an hour ago.

We've already got our first job!

We're outside a dark garage
at 10:00 at night.

Let's hold off on the showboating

until we make it home
with all our vital organs.

Look, I'm sure this guy's legit.

In his response to my ad,

he said he's willing to pay us top dollar

to move his "priceless pieces."

Oh, here he comes.

Milo?

Why are you lurking outside my garage?

[gasps] Are you here to join
my after-hours wizard circle?!

No, but I can see why

you'd wanna do that
after everyone's asleep.

We're meeting someone here
to help them move.

Wait, you're the moving company?

[scoffs] I expected professionals.

And we expected someone
who wasn't gonna pay us

in Pokémon cards.

Oh, I have money.

My dad gave me access to his banking app.

Why don't you ever give us
access to your banking app?

'Cause I'm not an idiot.

So what exactly will we be moving?

My superhero memorabilia.

My dad's making me clear out the garage.

It's a big job. I hope you can handle it.

Aw, trust me, if I can put up with you

five days a week in science class,

I can handle anything.

Right this way, my moving minions.

Welcome to my amazing showroom!

Which will soon be relocated
to a storage facility

behind the dump.

Wow! Amy said you had
some superhero stuff,

but I had no idea it was this much!

A man's gotta build his empire.

I'll go get my phone so I can pay you.

Unless of course, you wanna do it

out of the kindness of your--

Get your phone.

Dad, this is our business.

You can't steal things on our first job,

or else no one will hire us again.

Ugh, fine.

But I am taking this thingy!

Jake, give me that.

This is not just
some piece of memorabilia.

It's the Supernova.

I don't care what it's called.
Go get your own.

Villains have been trying for years

to steal this from the superheroes.

It's their most
powerful weapon against us.

If the gas in this vessel were to escape,

it would wipe out every supervillain

within a 500-mile radius.

Wait, why would it wipe out only villains?

The gas was created to attack
our villain powers at their core

and destroy us from within.

If this were to fall into the wrong hands,

our entire family would be decimated.

I'm back! [yelps]

Got news for ya. It's in the wrong hands.

[Amy and Shadow grunting]

[screams]

[shrieks]

[Shadow grunts]

[laughs] Oh, Havoc.

I knew you'd put up a fight.

I just hope your mother and best friend

are as tough as you are.

What did you do to them?!

Let's just say a surprise guest

crashed Hartley's little painting party.

The school. [pants]

[evil laugh]

Playing right into my hands.

I see you've found my latest acquisition.

Pretty cool, huh?

I use it as a nightlight when I tinkle.

How did you get this?

I requested a pair of
Flame Fatale's autographed boots

but when they showed up,

the Supernova was inside one of 'em.

So I guess you could say...

Daddy got some extra loot in his boots!

Milo, you shouldn't have this.
It's really dangerous.

Yeah, for villains.
But who cares about them?

Totally agree.

We're dead.

Aw, all this sparkling conversation

made me forget my dad's
banking app password.

Be right back.

We gotta get the Supernova out of here!

I can't wake up every day
knowing our fate is in the hands

of a kid who wears a cape to gym class.

Yeah, and once the superheroes
discover it's missing,

they're gonna come looking for it.

We can't let it fall back
into their hands either.

Come on.

Blue?!

Hey, bro!

That was bad timing.

What are you doing here, Blue?

[gasps] Are you side-hustling
as a moving company, too?

No. Actually, I hurt my back yesterday.

See?! It runs in the family!

Last week, when I was
guarding the Supernova,

I had to use the bathroom.

So I asked Flame Fatale to cover for me.

She stuck it in one of
her boots to keep it safe,

then autographed those boots
and sent 'em to a fan.

She is not smart.

Coming from you, that says a lot.

Anyways, I tracked it to this address.

[screams]

You're Blue Granite!

Yes. Yes, I am.

Your face is on my pillowcase,
my lunchbox,

and the undies that I'm wearing right now!

Is that weird?

Li'l bit.

Allow me to introduce myself.

Milonius Theodore Cubbington the Fifth!

That's a lot to remember.

I'm just gonna call you
"Little Undies Dude."

Well, this has been fun,
but we're gonna skedaddle.

Hold up! You're not going
anywhere with my Supernova.

Wait, your Supernova?

Look, kid, this is all a big mistake.

Flame Fatale was supposed
to send you just the boots,

not the Supernova.

-Now, hand it over, little guy.
-No way!

It's my most prized superhero possession.

I'm never giving it up!

Well then, it looks like
we're gonna have to

take it the hard way.

Wait. Why do you guys want it?

To use as a nightlight when we tinkle.

Well, you're not gettin' it, either!

Get him!

[grunts]

Oh! [chuckles]

[all groan]

Wait, how did those lasers
not even touch you?!

'Cause I'm Milonius Theodore
Cubbington the Fifth...

punk!

Amy!

Hartley! Mom! Are you okay?

Amy, Shadow immobilized us.

I can't use my power.

Well, look who's here.

Onyx?! So he's a toxic cloud now.

That's very on brand. Hmm.

[grunts]

[laughs] Well done, my child.

Now we can destroy them
like we should have long ago!

Oh, no! I'm not
going down without a fight!

And when my grandma
catches wind of this,

you're all goin' down!

Well, maybe we can call her down here.

We could use the help.

Amy? What are you doing here?

What's going on?

Milo, get out of here, it's not safe.

That's Shadow, and she's a villain!

But what's that thing?

[Onyx] Your worst nightmare!

Oh, yeah? Well, I've got
something to take you both down!

Behold! The most dangerous gas
known to villains!

The Supernova!

I was gonna hide it in my locker,

but I guess fate had other plans.

Well, this is fun.

Milo, where did you get that?!

Not now, baby girl.

I'm in the middle of my hero moment.

That's not a toy, kid.

Put it down, or someone's gonna get hurt.

Yeah, you. 'Cause you're
the only two villains around.

Cover your noses, ladies.
This stuff might stink.

No! Milo, wait!

There's something I need to tell you.

I'm not who you think I am.

I'm a supervillain.

I'm Havoc.

[scoffs] Yeah, right.

[shrieks]

Well, I'm sold.

My family and I have been
hiding out here in Valley View.

That's the coolest thing ever!

My best friend's an actual supervillain!

Uh, I think you mean my
best friend's a supervillain!

Okay, how 'bout you two
fight over me later

and we fight them now?

[Jake] Milo? We know you're in here!

But we did not know
the rest of you were in here.

Just in time.

Class is in session.

Okay, I can't even
with this one and the wordplay.

-What's he doing here?
-It's a long story.

See I was going to the bathroom--

You know what? I'm good.

You're friends with another superhero?!

Ugh, no. Of course not.

This one's our uncle.

What?! But that's cross-pollination!

[gasps] Wait till my message
board buddies hear this.

They're gonna lose their codpieces!

[grunts]

Whoa, you have super strength?!

Well, if you think he's cool...

wait'll you see what
The Chosen One can do!

[all groan]

-[grunts]
-[yelps]

A human fishing net. Yippee.

Hello! Still immobilized over here.

[grunts]

Yes! We're free!

You're welcome.

Don't get all needy.

We're family. It's expected.

Time to get rid of
this Shadow once and for all!

[Onyx] Don't even think about it!

Ah, forgot to mention, Onyx is back.

Guess I'll just have
to take care of you first.

[shrieks]

[yelps]

-[Amy grunts]
-[Onyx cackles]

He's all around us.

Uh, Colby? Could use a hand here.

Keep an eye on her,
and make sure she doesn't move.

On it!

I tried!

-[grunts]
-[yelps]

-[grunts]
-Look out!

-[Jake and Colby grunt]
-[Onyx cackles]

[Onyx] No! How are you doing that?!

That's right, you can teach
old dogs new tricks.

Young dogs! You can teach
young dogs new tricks.

[roars]

[Onyx laughs]

[grunts] Let's do this, Mrs. Madden!

Sit down, Hartley.

Yes, ma'am.

So we meet again.

But this time will be the last!

We'll see, won't we?

[electricity crackling]

Eva, what are you doing?

If that electricity overpowers your body,

there'll be no bringing you back!

[strains] I don't have a choice!

I can't let him do this to us again.

-[grunts]
-[Onyx screams]

Mom, stop! It's too dangerous!

Eva, please!

[strains]

[Blue Granite] Keep going!
I've got your back!

[both strain]

[electricity crackling]

[both grunt]

You just saved my life.

I know. I was there.

Shadow, the Supernova!

Release the gas!

But, Father, that would destroy us, too.

We are outnumbered and out-powered.

We can't let them win.

It will be worth the sacrifice.

Shadow, don't do this.

He's trying to manipulate you.

Just like he's done to all of us.

He's my father!

He's wrong, and you know it.

Don't do this.

[Onyx] Do it. Do it!

No. I won't!

Then I will!

[♪ dramatic music]

No!

Quick! Get inside my shield!

Shadow! Come on!

My hammer only has so much power!

I can't keep the shield up
for much longer!

I got you!

No!

[Eva sighs]

Father?!

You destroyed him.

No. He destroyed himself.

But my family and I just saved your life.

And you'll be spending the rest
of it in superhero custody.

[hammer clangs]

Wait. Look, I know it must have

taken a lot to stand up to your father.

So thank you for not destroying us.

That wasn't for you.

I was just trying to save myself.

Okay, you can take her now.

Milo? Are you okay?

Totally. [chuckles]

Yeah, his life's never gonna be the same.

Hartley, I'm sorry.

Okay, none of this would've happened

if I had just helped you paint that mural.

I promise I'll never
blow you off like that again.

Oh, you won't have the chance.

'Cause I'm never going anywhere
without you ever again!

[knocking on door]

[knocking continues]

Oh, hey, Blue, come in.

Sorry about the Supernova.

Eh, it's okay.

We've got five more just like it.

Uh, hey. Look, that was really cool,

the way you stepped up
for all of us today.

Yeah. I was pretty ama--

Shh-shh! Don't ruin it.

I, uh, I hate to admit it,
but she's right.

We actually made a pretty good team today.

Yeah, I guess we did.

So does that erase all
the other bad stuff between us?

Not even close.

But it's a start.

I'm just glad Shadow and Onyx
are finally out of our hair.

Yeah, at least now we can all
breathe a little easier.

It wasn't me! I swear!
I didn't tell a soul!

Hey look, it's Little Undies Dude!

Milo, what are you talking about?

-What's wrong?
-Quick! Turn on the news!

[announcer on TV] While the source

has yet to be identified,

the newsroom has obtained
evidence and we can confirm

there are supervillains
living among us in Valley View.

[♪ suspenseful music]

[theme music playing]