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04x20 - Cowboys and Cowgirls

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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Wiggle fans can join in on the fun with the beloved quartet Anthony, Murray, Greg and Jeff.

04x20 - Cowboys and Cowgirls

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[theme music] It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Dancing with their friends.

It's the Wiggles.

It's the Wiggles.

Fun will never end.

Ahoy there.

We'd like you to clap, and
sing, and dance along too.

Now that everybody's
here, that'll be

so easy, that'll be so easy,
that'll be so easy to do.

[barking]

ALL: Hi.
We're the Wiggles.

- I'm Greg.
- I'm Murray.

I'm Jeff.

And I'm Anthony.

We hope you have lots of
fun at the Wiggles Show today.

You can dance along, sing
along, and have lots of fun.

Let's wiggle on.

Howdy, partners.

Do you like dressing up?

We love dressing up.

And today, we're
dressing up like cowboys.

We'd love you to dress up
too if you feel like it,

like cowboys or cowgirls.

All you need to do is
put Western gear on--

Western hats, Western pants,
Western shirts, and of course,

Western dancing gear.

Western dancing gear?

Well, that is the
Western dance gear.

What am I thinking about?

All you have to do is dance
along to a Western song.

[THE WIGGLES, "COWBOYS AND
COWGIRLS"]

Put your Western gear on.

Put your Western gear on.

And we'll stroll along.

With our big hats on,
singing a Western song.

Cowboys and cowgirls.

Come on, everybody.

Cowdogs and cowbells.

Even the cowdogs.

Cowbelts and cowboots.

And now, we'll all boot scoot.

[whistling]

This is fun.

Boot scootin'.

We can get used to this,
the sun always shines.

Make sure your hat's on
tight, 'cause the wind,

it blows all day and all night.

Cowboys and cowgirls.

Everybody.

Cowdogs and cowbells.

[laugh] Cowdogs?

Cowbelts and cowboots.

And now, we'll all boot scoot.

[whistling]

Time to boot scoot, everybody.

Yee-haw!

Oh, thank you, Dorothy.

Everybody, let's
travel back in time

and see what the Little
Wiggles are up to.

Yeah.

[upbeat music]

Yeah, yeah, and a Wiggly yeah.

Let's go back to when
the Wiggles were young.

Anthony was eating
and having fun.

Jeff was sleeping.

Murray played guitar.

Greg was dreaming
of the Big Red Car.

Yeah, yeah, and a Wiggly yeah.

Yeah!

Hey, Greg, let's
go to the show.

[mouthing words]

Oh, no!

Oh, what?

Oh, no!

Oh, what?

Greg's lost his voice.

But we've got a show to do.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

What's the matter with Greg?

He's lost his voice, and we
need him to sing at the show.

I think Dorothy can help.

ALL: Dorothy?

She'll make him a rosy tea.

ALL: Great idea, Captain.

[upbeat music]

Wow!

Thanks, Dorothy.

ALL: Dorothy, you saved the day.

Now, it's song time
with the Little Wiggles.

ALL: Beauty, mate.

[the wiggles, "fruit salad"]
Fruit salad, yummy, yummy.

Fruit salad, yummy, yummy.

Fruit salad, yummy, yummy.

Yummy, yummy, yummy,
yummy fruit salad.

Let's make some
fruit salad today.

Uh-huh-huh.

It's fun to do.

It's the healthy way.

Uh-huh-huh.

Take all the fruit
that you want to eat.

Uh-huh-huh.

It's going to be a
fruit salad treat.

The first step.

Peel your bananas.

The second step.

Toss in some grapes.

The third step.

Chop up some apples.

Chop up some melons and
then put them on your plate.

Now we've made it,
it's time to eat it.

Uh-huh-huh.

It tastes so good that
you just can't beat it.

Uh-huh-huh.

Give everyone a
plate and a spoon.

Uh-huh-huh.

We'll all be eating
it very soon.

The first step.

Eat up the banana.

The second step.

Eat up the grapes.

The third step.

Eat up the apple.

Eat up the melon, now there's
nothing on your plate.

Now we've had our
fruit salad today.

Uh-huh-huh.

It's time to put
the scraps away.

Uh-huh-huh.

Wash the bowls and
wash the spoon.

Uh-huh-huh.

Let's do it all again real soon.

Fruit salad, yummy, yummy.

Fruit salad, yummy, yummy.

Fruit salad, yummy, yummy.

Yummy, yummy, yummy,
yummy fruit salad.

Fruit salad.

It's time to click
along, stamp along,

clap along, sing
along, and dance along

with Dorothy the Dinosaur.

[upbeat music]
Dorothy, Dorothy, would

you like to dance with me?

Hey!

Hey!

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Dorothy's
Dance Class.

I'm Dorothy the
Dinosaur, and I hope

you're ready to
dance with a dinosaur

because I'm ready
to dance with you.

We're going for a drive with
our friends Ben and Lucy.

Hey!

Thanks, Dorothy.

Hi, everyone.

Today, Dorothy's dance
is the Windscreen Wiper.

Can you all put your
arms up like this,

and move them to side
to side like that.

That's great.

And now, can you all
move your feet from side

to side like this as well?

Fantastic.

This is a great dance, Ben.

The Windscreen Wiper also
moves from side to side.

Let's go that way, everybody.

Over we go.

And back the other way.

- Wow.
- That's it.

Excellent.

Now, let's all do
that dance together.

[upbeat music]

I love the Windscreen Wiper.

Great dancing, everyone.

[THE WIGGLES, "CALLING ALL
COWS"] Moo, moo.

Calling all cows.

Moo, moo.

Calling all cows.

Moo, moo.

Come in, cows, come in.

Moo, moo.

We need you now.

Calling all cows.

Oh, yeah.

We need you now.

We need you now.

Uh-huh.

So we're calling all cows.

Got some news today
in from the city.

City.

They need lots of
milk 'cause it's

white and pretty, oh, yeah.

We're calling all cows.

Uh-huh.

We need you now.

All right.

We need you now.

Oh, yeah.

So we're calling all cows.

We've got lots of milk
here in the country.

Uh-huh.

Country.

They need our milk so
they can have lots of fun.

You see what I mean?

We're calling all cows.

Oh, yeah.

We need you now.

Uh-huh.

Calling all cows.

Uh-huh.

We need you now.

Don't you know we need you?

We need you now.

Oh, yeah.

So we're calling all cows.

We got some news today
in from the city.

City.

They need lots of milk
because it's white and pretty.

Yes, it's pretty good.

We're calling all cows.

We need you now.

We need you now.

Oh, yeah.

So we're calling all cows.

Moo, moo.

Calling all cows.

Moo, moo.

Calling all cows.

Moo, moo.

Come in, cows, come in.

Moo, moo.

Where are you, cows?

We need you.

Pick up the moogaphone.

["let's make rosy tea"] Hey!

Come on, everybody.

Let's make rosy tea.

Hey!

loves rosy tea.

I love rosy tea.

It's a dinosaur recipe.

Oh, yes, it is indeed.

Add a rose petal.

[laugh] Or maybe three.

Three rose petals.

Come on, everybody.

Let's make some rosy tea.

I love rosy tea.

Oh, yes, indeed, Dorothy.

It's a cinch, I'm
sure you'll agree.

We all agree, Greg.

Let's make some rosy tea.

She's a clever dinosaur--

Dorothy.

Thank you very much,
Captain Feathersword.

Let's take a sip
and yell yippee!

Yippee!

Come on, everybody.

Let's make some rosy tea.

Whoa, oh, this is the best
cup of rosy tea I've ever had.

I'm glad, Captain.

[barking]

Do you like it, Wags?

Hey, Wags, have you had 55
cups of Dorothy's lovely tea

as well?

Take it easy, Captain.

Oh, I can't get enough.

[barking]

Oh, tea for one, tea for
two, maybe tea for 200.

[laugh]

let's make some rosy tea.

Make, make rosy, let's
make some rosy tea.

Everybody, guess what.

It's that time.

It's time to go to
a Wiggly concert,

and we'd love you
to come with us.

In fact, I was wondering,
can you try this?

Can you all shake your
hips like Wags the Dog?

Oh, yeah, you can do that.

That's great.

All right, can you turn
your head and groove along?

You can do that too.

All right, can you shake your
hands and move your knees?

That's it.

Now you're dancing
just like Wags.

Well, let's go to the
concert, everybody.

It's time to dance
with Wags the Dog.

[THE WIGGLES,
"WE'RE DANCING WITH

WAGS THE DOG"] Here comes Wags.

Let's shake our hips with
Wags the Dog, turn your head

and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees,

we're dancing with Wags the Dog.

Now put your hands up in
the air and point them down

once you've got them there.

Skip along like
Wags will do, we're

dancing with Wags the Dog.

A-roo, doggie.

Now we're singing it too.

You can sing it too.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Now Wag's is digging.

We're all digging too.

Everybody's digging with Wags.

Shake your hips with Wags
the Dog, turn your head

and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees,

we're dancing with Wags the Dog.

A-roo, doggie.

Now we're singing it too.

You can sing it too.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Now Wag's is digging.

We're all digging too.

Watch Wags, everyone.

Yeah.

Look at this.
Wags the Dog.

Woof!

Great dancing, everybody.

Everybody, parks
are wonderful places.

Yes, you can do lots of
amazing things in parks.

You can play.

You can roller skate.

You can ride.

You can take your
dog for a walk.

But best of all, there's a
wonderful park in New York City

where you can walk up to
the squirrels and say,

g'day, squirrels.

[THE WIGGLES, "CENTRAL PARK NEW
YORK"] Central Park, New York.

Through the park we'll walk.

This is beautiful.

To the squirrels we'll talk.

G'day, squirrels.

New York, the park, we'll walk.

New York, the park, we'll talk.

Tell us about it, Greg.

Lots of ways to see the sights.

We'll take a horse
and carriage ride.

Oh, it will take a long, long
time to get to the other side.

This park is big.

Central Park, New York.

We love it.

Through the park we'll walk.

Walk, walk, walk.

To the squirrels we'll talk.

G'day, squirrels.

New York, the park, we'll walk.

New York, the park, we'll talk.

Tell us about it, Greg.

Lots of ways to move
around, roller skate or run.

Wee!

And you can take
a friend with you

'cause walking a dog is fun.

Central Park, New York.

We love it.

Through the park we'll walk.

To the squirrels we'll talk.

G'day, squirrels.

New York, the park, we'll walk.

New York, the park, we'll talk.

New York, the park, we'll talk.

New York, the park.

G'day, squirrels.

Here's a song
about hot potatoes,

cold spaghetti, and mashed
bananas, coming up right now.

[the wiggles, "hot potato"]
Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Potato.

Potato, potato, potato.

Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.

Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.

Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.

Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.

Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti.

Spaghetti.
Spaghetti.

Spaghetti.

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.

wiggy wiggy wiggy.

Oh, wiggy wiggy wiggy.

gimme that, gimme that food.

wiggy wiggy wiggy.

Oh, wiggy wiggy wiggy.

that, gimme that--

Mashed banana, mashed banana.

Mashed banana, mashed banana.

Mashed banana, mashed banana.

Mashed banana, mashed banana.

Mashed banana, mashed banana.

Banana.
Banana.

Banana.

Banana, banana, banana.

wiggy wiggy wiggy.

Oh, wiggy wiggy wiggy.

gimme that, gimme that food.

wiggy wiggy wiggy.

Oh, wiggy wiggy wiggy.

that, gimme that--

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Potato.
Potato.

Potato.

Potato, potato, potato.

Woo!

Hi, everybody.

It's time to go to
a Wiggly concert,

and we'd love you
to come with us.

In fact, today, we
really need your help

because we're going to
conduct the Wiggly Orchestra.

I've got my baton ready.

That's what you use to
conduct the orchestra.

You can get your batons out
too, everybody, and just

wave them in the air like that.

That's right.

That's how you
conduct the orchestra.

And if you want the orchestra
to play a little bit faster,

all you have to do is wave
the baton fast like that.

Yeah, that's how it works.

And if you want the
orchestra to play slowly,

just wave the baton slowly
through the air, (SLOWLY) just

like that.

It's really easy, and
it's a lot of fun,

so let's go to a Wiggly
concert, everybody.

[THE WIGGLES, "I WAVE MY ARMS
AND SWING MY BATON"] I wave

my arms and swing my baton.

Oh, yes, I wave my arms
and swing my baton.

When the orchestra it plays,
they follow me all the way.

I wave my arms and
swing my baton.

Sing it, fellas.

He waves his arms
and swings his baton.

That's right.

He waves his arms
and swings his baton.

Let's sing it again.

When the orchestra it plays,
they follow him all the way.

He conducts the band
or the orchestra.

All right, Wiggly
Orchestra, let's

get ready for an
instrumental break.

Take it away.

Oh, here comes
Captain Feathersword,

Henry the Octopus, Dorothy
the Dinosaur, the Wiggles.

Oh, yes, and Santa Claus.

Uh-huh.

Woo hoo!

Hey, Greg.

Yes, Captain?

You know, it looks like
whenever you wave that baton,

the orchestra does
whatever you do.

Well, that's right, Captain.

It's a lot of fun.
- Wow.

It looks like fun.

Do you think I could
have a try, please?

Of course you can
have a go, Captain.

OK, so, if I wave the baton
slow, they'll play slow, right?

Well, why don't you
try it and see, Captain?

Oh, OK, let's see.

[orchestra playing slowly]

Uh-huh.

Still works.

And if I wave it fast?

Yep.

They'll play fast?

Oh, have a go, Captain.

[orchestra playing fast]

And if I stop.

[orchestra stops] Wow.

They stopped.

- And if I hop on one foot--
- Yeah?

[plays note]

[laugh] The other?

[plays note] Other?

[plays note] Other?

[plays note] Other?

[plays note] Other?

[plays note] Other, other,
other, other, other--

[continues shouting]

Captain!

Uh, Captain?

Are you OK?

I'm fine, Greg, but
I don't seem to be very

good at this conducting thing.
- What?

You don't think you're
very good at it?

- No.
- Captain, you're fantastic.

Have a look at what the
judges say up there.

Wow!


Yeah, you did a
great job, Captain.

That was a lot of fun.

Thanks, Greg, it was fun, but
I'll leave it up to you anyway.

OK, thanks, Captain.

Hey, everyone, let's conduct
the orchestra one last time.

Get your batons out, here we go.

A 1, a 2, a 1, 2, 3.

arms and swing my baton.

He waves his arms
and swings his baton.

When the orchestra it plays--

We follow him all the way.

I wave my arms
and swing my baton.

No doubt about
Greg, everybody.

He conducts the
band or the orchestra.

[wordless singing] Give
yourselves a big clap.

Great conducting, everyone.

Oh, we've had fun at
the Wiggles Show today,

and we hope you have too.

We'd like to say goodbye,
but there's somebody missing.

[barking]

ALL: Oh, Wags.

Bye bye.