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03x23 - Something Fishy at the Aquarium

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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03x23 - Something Fishy at the Aquarium

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[THE WIGGLES, "LIGHTS, CAMERA,
ACTION, WIGGLES!"] Go,

go, go, go, go, go!

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles!

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action!

Wiggles!

Everybody, let's go!

Lights, camera, action!

Wiggles!

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action!

Wiggles!

Everybody, let's go!

Lights, camera, action!

Wiggles!

Everybody let's--
everybody let's--

everybody let's
go, go, go, go, go.

Hi, everyone.

ALL: We're the Wiggles!

- I'm Anthony.
- I'm Murray.

- I'm Greg.
- I'm Jeff.

I've got my guitar.

I've got my guitar.

I've got my guitar.

I've got my guitar.

[snoring]

Oh, no.

Let's wake him up.

One, two, three.

ALL: Wake up, Jeff!

Let's rock on--

ALL: Network Wiggles.

[THE WIGGLES, "BALLA BALLA
BAMBINA"]

[singing in spanish]

[music playing]

Hello.

And welcome to
Network Wiggles News.

Well, our first story today
is a little bit fishy.

Dorothy the dinosaur is at
the aquarium to investigate.

Let's cross now to Dorothy.

Dorothy.

Thank you, Greg.

And hello, everybody.

Yes, we're at the aquarium.

There's a lot to see, so come
with us while we take a look.

There are a lot of sea
creatures in the aquarium.

We saw a ginormous turtle.

And we saw some white sharks.

DOROTHY THE DINOSAUR: What
did you think of the sharks?

BOY: Um, a bit scary.

And there were other creatures
swimming with the sharks.

We saw one octopus
and some fish,

and sharks, and stingrays.

DOROTHY THE DINOSAUR:
I wonder why an octopus

has so many tentacles?

With the little
holes, they usually

grab on, because it sucks in.

Or sometimes, from
the little holes,

they spurt black stuff out.

Yeah.

DOROTHY THE DINOSAUR: So many
creatures live in the sea,

don't they?

Some scary, some beautiful,
but they're all interesting.

But now it's time to go.

So it's back to you, Greg.

Goodbye.

Thank you, Dorothy.

Great report there.

What's that?

Oh, yes, we'd better
throw it to the weather

now with Captain Feathersword.

Oh, thank you, young Greg.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

[giggles] Well, after some
plainly poor performance

in the past, my
magic weather sword

tells me there's
going to be plenty

of pelting popcorn presently.

Plenty of pelting
popcorn presently?

Woo-hoo!

Perhaps so.

Wow!

Popcorn, pelting, plenty.

Back to you, Greg.

Thanks, Captain.

Any chance of it
bucketing butter?

Bucketing butter?

I'll just check up on
that for you, Greg.

Excellent.

Thanks, Captain.

Now we cross to
the sports report,

where we check out
the lawn bowls.

Oh, it's all in the
wrist, me hearties.

Here we go.

The lawn bowls.

Good shot.

Beautiful bowl, Captain.

That's going the
wrong direction.

Which direction is it going?

Good job, Captain.

Oh, did you see that?

And now it's Dorothy's turn.

Oh, that was a tricky bowl.

That's my own style.

Wow!

Oh, look at it go.

Oh, right next to the hole.

Well done, Wags.

Oh, dear.

Go Henry!

HENRY THE OCTOPUS: Oh, yes.

Thank you, Captain.

That's amazing!

Lawn bowls, eh?

Looks like a lot of fun.

And that's Network
Wiggles News for today.

I'm Greg Wiggle.

Until next time,
remember, may all

your wiggles be good wiggles.

[music playing]

[THE WIGGLES, "INTRODUCTION TO
ANTHONY'S WORKSHOP"]

Anthony's workshop.

It's a workshop with Anthony.

Anthony's workshop.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Anthony's workshop.

It's creating day today.

I tell you what, beautiful
pictures, paintings going on.

And today, you really do need
an apron if you're painting.

Lily has started the
ball rolling, shall

we say, with a beautiful,
beautiful painting

with all different colors,
Lily, and all in a long row.

Tell us about it, Lily,
you're wonderful painting.

It's sort of like a rainbow.

Yeah, very much like a
rainbow, with the blue.

And what color is this on here?

It's sort of a combination.

Brownie red.

A brownie red, with a green.

And then we have
a type of a yellow

and a-- a lovely another
red sort of color.

What color would you
think of putting on next?

A beautiful choice.

Everybody, have a look
at that, a lovely brown.

Over here we have Jayden.

And Jayden, you're
working beautifully here.

Jayden has used all the
space on the picture

to create a beautiful montage of
colors, I guess you'd call it.

Lovely browns and swirls.

It's beautiful.

And over here, Sophie
has done a beautiful--

a beautiful tree picture scene.

And over here, we--

Oh yeah.

I haven't done the
other wing yet.

Another wing coming.

A wing coming, the tree.

And what's this in here, Sophie?

It's a hole.

ANTHONY WIGGLE: It's
a hole in the tree.

Yeah, we're an alcove leaf.

We're an alcove leaf.

Brilliant work.

And Sam, of course, is
painting away as well.

And Sam, what have
you been doing?

Gosh.

And then there's a tree.

And then it's hollow in there.

ANTHONY WIGGLE: A
hollow in there.

And what might
live in the hollow?

An owl.

An owl too.

That's fantastic.

We've got owls, trees,
beautiful swirls, rainbows.

It's all happening at
Anthony's workshop, everybody.

Beautiful paintings.

I might make one
myself in a second.

We'll see you again sometime.

Bye-bye.

CHILD 1: And now a wiggley
community service announcement.

CHILD 2: Is it bright outside?

Do you find it hard to keep your
eyes open because of the sun?

Too much glare in your eyes?

Wear a pair of sunglasses.

[MIMICS ELVIS
PRESLEY] Thank you.

Thank you very much.

CHILD 2: Available in
a variety of styles.

Something's wrong, Murray.

Yeah.

Oh, I know.

Here's a song
about four flowers.

[THE WIGGLES, "THE DANCING
FLOWERS"]

[SINGING] A long, long time
ago in a valley below there

were four little flowers
living under a big old tree.

And they were blue, ba-da-ba-ba.

And red, ba-da-ba-ba.

And yellow, ba-da-ba-ba.

And purple too.

And they were blue, ba-da-ba-ba.

And red, ba-da-ba-ba.

And yellow, ba-da-ba-ba.

And purple too.

It was the middle
of the afternoon.

And a really big
cloud came along.

It was raining.

Actually, it was pouring.

And the little flowers
got a little bit scared.

Big old tree said,
don't be scared.

I'm here to protect you.

Just sing a song, and
you'll be right, mate.

The storm will pass.

And they were blue, ba-da-ba-ba.

And red, ba-da-ba-ba.

And yellow, ba-da-ba-ba.

And purple too.

And they were blue, ba-da-ba-ba.

And red, ba-da-ba-ba.

And yellow, ba-da-ba-ba.

And purple too.

So remember this, everyone,
whenever a storm is around,

just remember those
four little flowers

and how they sang a song
and the storm passed.

And they were blue, ba-da-ba-ba.

And red, ba-da-ba-ba.

And yellow, ba-da-ba-ba.

And purple too.

And they were blue, ba-da-ba-ba.

And red, ba-da-ba-ba.

And yellow, ba-da-ba-ba.

And purple too.

And they were blue, ba-da-ba-ba.

And red, ba-da-ba-ba.

And yellow, ba-da-ba-ba.

And purple too.

And they were blue, ba-da-ba-ba.

And red, ba-da-ba-ba.

And yellow, ba-da-ba-ba.

And purple too.

And they were blue, ba-da-ba-ba.

And red, ba-da-ba-ba.

And yellow, ba-da-ba-ba.

And purple too.

And they were blue, ba-da-ba-ba.

And red, ba-da-ba-ba.

And yellow, ba-da-ba-ba.

And purple too.

And they were blue, ba-da-ba-ba.

And red, ba-da-ba-ba.

And yellow, ba-da-ba-ba.

And purple too.

[THE WIGGLES, "CAPTAIN'S MAGIC
BUTTONS"]

Captain's magic buttons.

And he's got half a dozen.

Makes him sing in
different ways.

Hey, it's our old friend
Captain Feathersword.

Let's all say, ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

Ahoy there, Captain
Feathersword.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Captain, what were
you just doing then?

Oh, Jeff, I was
being a dinosaur.

A dinosaur?

Yes, I thought I could
use my magic buttons

and become different
kinds of dinosaurs.

And everybody could
try and guess what

sort of dinosaur I was being.

Great idea, Captain.

Let's try the first button.

OK, Jeff.

[squawks]

Giving an answer.

That sounds like they're
saying you're a pterodactyl.

Is that right, Captain?

Oh, they're
absolutely right, Jeff.

I was being a pterodactyl.

Excellent.

Let's try the next button.

OK.

[humming loudly]

What sort of--

yeah, that's right.

Captain, they're saying
that you're a brontosaurus.

Oh, well done, me hearties.

Absolutely right,
a brontosaurus.

And now, the third button.

What dinosaur is the Captain?

[roaring] Oh.

Oh, I think-- oh, that's it.

Oh, well done, me hearties.

You've guessed right.

It was a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Did you see that--

[snoring]

Jeff?

Oh, no!

Jeff's fallen asleep.

I guess he must be
a Jeff-a-snorus.

[chuckles heartily]
Jeff-a-snorus.

[chuckles heartily]

[upbeat music]

[playful music]

[THE WIGGLES, "MUSIC WITH
MURRAY"] Mu--

mu-- music with Murray.

Yes, everyone.

Hi, everyone.

Welcome to Music with Murray.

Jeff's here again today.

And we've got some special
friends here with instruments.

We're going to be
making some music.

And we've got Georgia here.

She's got a baton.

Can you show everyone the baton?

That's great.

She's going to be our conductor.

She waves her baton to
tell us to go fast or slow.

If she waves it
fast, we play fast.

If she waves it slow,
we play really slowly.

Now, conduct away, Georgia.

And let's start the music.

Are we ready?

We're starting off slow.

Oh.

Oh, she's going fast.

[RHYTHMIC RATTLING, PIANO
MELODY]

Another thing a
conductor can do is

to point at the
different players

and just that player can play.

So maybe, Georgia, you
can do some of that.

Can you just point
at one person?

We might get Jeff
to start playing.

And Georgia, when you
want us to come in,

you point to each of us,
and we'll come in and play.

Start playing, Georgia.

[RHYTHMIC RATTLING, PIANO
MELODY]

And when she waves it like
this, that means to stop.

Ah, you are a great
conductor, Georgia.

Thanks for joining us
on Music with Murray.

We'll see you next time
for some more musical fun.

[RHYTHMIC RATTLING, PIANO
MELODY]

[THE WIGGLES, "MUSIC WITH
MURRAY"] Mu--

mu-- music with Murray.

Yes, everyone.

[THE WIGGLES, "DANCING IN THE
SAND"]

[SINGING] The Wiggles are here.

Captain Feathersword too.

Ahoy there.

Wags the dog is chasing waves.

And there is Dorothy drinking
rosy tea with our friend Henry.

We're going to clap three
times in the sunshine.

Jump up and down.

Clap three times in
the sun by the sea.

We're going to clap three
times in the sunshine.

Jump up and play.

Dancing at Wiggle Bay.

Captain Feathersword
is dancing on his ship,

as the sun shines on high.

I love dancing.

There is wiggly fun
here for everyone,

as we dance in the sun.

And we're going to clap
three times in the sunshine.

Jump up and down.

Clap three times in
the sun by the sea.

We're going to clap three
times in the sunshine.

Jump up and play.

Dancing at Wiggle Bay.

Dancing at Wiggle Bay.

Dancing at Wiggle Bay.

[THE WIGGLES, "WHERE'S
JEFF?"] Where's Jeff?

Is he sleeping outside?

Where's Jeff?

Has he gone for a ride?

NARRATOR: And here's
your host, Murray Wiggle!

Jambo, marafiki.

Hello, everyone.

And welcome to
Where's Jeff? the game

show where we look for Jeff.

Please welcome our contestant.

It's Anthony Wiggle.

Hi, Murray.

Welcome, Anthony.

Hi.

Anthony, are you ready
to play Where's Jeff?

I'm ready to play, yes.

Stand over on the X. We'll
lower the Where's Jeff?

quizmatron.

And it's time to
play Where's Jeff?

That's so Anthony can't
see or hear where Jeff is.

Anthony, please
start the questions.

OK, Murray.

Is Jeff inside or outside?

MURRAY WIGGLE:
Anthony, he is inside.

Ooh.

Is he lying down?

No, Anthony.

He's not lying down, no.

Um, is Jeff sitting somewhere?

He is sitting.

You're quite right.

So he's inside
sitting somewhere.

MURRAY WIGGLE: Yes.

ANTHONY WIGGLE: Um,
Jeff likes to watch

things while he's sitting down.

He is watching
something, Anthony.

You're right.

Is he watching birds
float by his house?

No, he's not looking
outside the house.

He's looking inside.

Um, is Jeff looking
at the television?

Well, let's put
it this way, he

was looking at the television.

Hey, Murray, I think I know.

Has Jeff fallen asleep
sitting in a chair

watching his favorite
show on television?

You're quite right, Anthony.

Well done.

And he's still asleep, so we'd
better wake him up, everyone.

Are you ready?

One, two, three.

BOTH: Wake up, Jeff.

That's not the
program I was watching.

I must have fallen asleep.

Better get back to the studio.

Thanks for playing
Where's Jeff?

We'll see you next time.

Bye-bye.

[SINGING] Where's Jeff?

[THE WIGGLES,
"CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD

FELL ASLEEP ON HIS SHIP"]

[SINGING] Captain Feathersword
fell asleep on his pirate ship.

Then he woke up on a farm.

Oh, my goodness me.

With roosters and ducks
singing this song.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack,
quack-a-doodly doo.

So now every day when he
talks, this is what he says.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

He also does the farmyard dance.

And you can do it too.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack,
quack-a-doodly doo.

Well, is he a
rooster or a pirate?

Well, I just don't know.

Ahoy there.

Ahoy there.

Ahoy c*ck-a-doodly there.

He also does the farmyard dance.

And you can do it too.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack,
quack-a-doodly doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack,
quack-a-doodly doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack, quack, quack,
quack, c*ck-a-doodle doo.

Quack, quack,
quack-a-doodly doo.

[music playing]

That's all we've got for you
today here at Network Wiggles.

But until next time, bye!