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03x14 - Zing Zang, Wing Wang Wong!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Wiggles". Aired: 1993 - 2022.*
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03x14 - Zing Zang, Wing Wang Wong!

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[THE WIGGLES, "LIGHTS, CAMERA,
ACTION, WIGGLES!"] Go, go.

Go, go, go, go!

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles!

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles!

Everybody, let's go!

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles!

Welcome to our TV show.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles!

Everybody, let's go.

Lights, camera, action.

Wiggles!

Everybody, let's--
everybody, let's--

everybody, let's go, go, go.

[chuckles] Ahoy
there, me hearties.

And welcome to Network Wiggles.

The Wiggles will be here soon.

In just three seconds they're
coming through this red door.


Oh!

Hey, wait for me!

[snoring]

Hey, Jeff, wake up.

It's time to get
ready to wiggle.

OK.

[upbeat music]

[SINGING] Get ready to wiggle.

We've been ready for so long.

Get ready to wiggle.

When you wiggle
you can't go wrong.

Get ready to wiggle.

A wiggle will make
you big and strong.

Get ready to wiggle.

Come on and wiggle to this
song, wiggle to this song.

[vocalizing]

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your fingers
high in the sky.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your ears and
wiggle your eyes.

We're ready to wiggle.

Wiggle your hair and
wiggle your nose.

We're ready to wiggle.

Come on and wiggle all 10 toes.

Wiggle all 10 toes.

[vocalizing]

We can wiggle and wiggle.

Wiggle at home without a care.

Wiggle and wiggle.

Wiggle on your own
or with teddy bear.

Wiggle and wiggle.

Wiggle at breakfast,
lunch, or tea.

Wiggle and wiggle.

Wiggle along with me.

That's right.

Wiggle along with me.

[vocalizing]

[music playing]

Hello.
And--

Shhh!

Welcome to Network
Wiggles News.

Today, Dorothy the dinosaur
visited the library.

Let's take a look and
see what happened.

Thank you, Greg.

And hello, everybody.

You know, the library is
one of my favorite places.

There are always so many
books to choose from.

Let's go and find some.

If I asked you about
your favorite storybook,

which one would you choose?

GIRL: "Snow White and
the Seven Dwarfs."

DOROTHY THE DINOSAUR:
What's that about?

There's seven dwarfs.

And there's a witch that
wants to k*ll Snow White.

Hendra, what do
you like to read?

Um, "Harry Potter" and
Morris Gleitzman books.

What is it about
the Harry Potter books

that you especially like?

It's just like the
writing and stuff.

And like, there's always,
like, clicks that make you want

to read it again and again.

What about you, Kyle?

What books do you like to read?

I like to read some scary
books and weird books.

What are some of
his favorite stories?

Um, Bananas in
pajamas stories.

There's one about the
lion and the animals.

And you have to know what
sounds they're making

and guess what the animals are.

There's something
special about a library.

You never run out of
interesting stories to read.

But now, it's back to you, Greg.

Goodbye.

"Unfortunately, there was an
argument at the dinner table."

Oh, sorry.

It's a very good book, this one.

But now, it's time
for the weather

report with our good friend
Captain Feathersword.

Oh!

[giggles] It sure is hard to
put a good book down, Greg.

[chuckles heartily] But
now, for the weather.

My magic weather sword tells me
there's going to be a blizzard

of big bouncing ba*ls.

[wind blowing]

A blizzard of big
bouncing ba*ls?

What's that?

[giggles] Oh!

Back to you, Greg.

ba*ls, eh?

Well, talking of
ba*ls, it's time

now to go to the sports report.

Let's take a look.

This one, This one.

This is the one.

This is the one.
Jump!

Oh!

Hey, Henry.

[chatter]

Wags!

Oh.

Captain, Captain!

Oh!

Nearly had it.

Wagsy.

I'll get it this time.

Hold on, Wagsy.

Here you go.

OK, Captain.

Whoa!

This is great exercise.

Wags, catch.

Whoa!

Oh, he nearly dropped it.

Whoa!

Wagsy.

This is hard.

Whoa!

It's too high, too high.

Oh!

Oh, well done, Wagsy.

Here you go.

Whoa!

Maybe the next time.

Piggy in the middle, eh?

Well, anyway, that concludes
Network Wiggles News for today.

And remember, everybody,
when you're wiggling,

the whole world wiggles too.

[THE WIGGLES, "INTRODUCTION TO
ANTHONY'S WORKSHOP"]

Anthony's workshop.

It's the workshop with Anthony.

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to Anthony's workshop.

Today, we're making dress-up
masks just out of plates

and lots of materials.

I've started everyone
going with the eyes,

just cutting them
out of the plate.

And everybody else is just
decorating them how they like.

Riley, what have you been doing?

Drawing, um, the mouth.

ANTHONY WIGGLE: You've
drawn the mouth?

Yep.

The ears up here as well.

How are you going, Rebecca?

What have you been doing?

I'm sprinkling these on there.

Sprinkling, yeah.

Very-- that's sort
of a happy mask.

And will you be putting
in a mouth or anything,

or are you leaving it like that?

What do you think?

Yeah.

It's fine how it is over here.

And Seamus, tell us about
what you've been doing.

I'm just making
a little glitter

mask with some glue on it.

You've put the glue on.

And a little bit
tinsel on it too.

And what happens next
with your dress-up mask?

Uh, it's going to make--

it's going to make a
little, little, little

tiny little monster.

You're making a monster mask?

Yeah.

Wonderful, wonderful
monster mask.

Zach, how about you?

What have you been doing?

I put some material on there
and some little bit of glitter

on there.

[chuckles softly] Wow.

Lots of masks, monster masks,
dress-up masks, happy masks.

Lots of masks.

We'll see you at Anthony's
workshop next time.

Bye-bye, everyone.

[SINGING] Anthony's workshop.

Come on, everybody.

CHILD 1: And now, a wiggly
community service announcement.

CHILD 2: Are you tired?

Finding it difficult
to keep your eyes open?

Have you been yawning?

Go to sleep.

Available in big sleep
as well as catnap.

NARRATOR: Jeff not included.

Zing zang.

Wing wang wong.

Let's sing the zing zang song.

[THE WIGGLES, "ZING ZANG WING
WANG WONG"]

[SINGING] We all love
to dance to music.

And we love to sing.

We shake our feet.

It's really groovy.

We like a dance with zing.

We love to move.

We love to shake.

We love to turn around.

We love to hear
that zinging music

with the crazy zing zang sound.

Aha.
Zing.

Zing.
Zang.

Zang.
Wing wang wong.

Zing.
Zing.

Zang.
Zang.

Wing wang wong.
Zing.

Zing.
Zang.

Zang.
Wing wang wong.

Wags is dancing.

Henry's moving.

Captain's singing now.

Oh, I love this zing song.

[SINGING] Dorothy,
she's always grooving

to that zingy zing zang sound.

We love to move.

We love to shake.

We love to turn around.

Let's all dance and
sing while grooving

with the crazy zing zang sound.

Aha.

Zing.
Zing.

Zang.
Zang.

Wing wang wong.
Zing.

Zing.
Zang.

Zang.
Wing wang wong.

Zing.
Zing.

Zang.
Zang.

Wing wang wong.

Zingy zingy, zing
zing, zang zang.

A zingy zing zang zong.

You know the words.

And now we hope that
you'd like to sing along.

We love to move.

We love to shake.

We love to turn around.

We know the dance and
we're all grooving

with the crazy zing zang sound.

Aha.
Zing.

Zing.
Zang.

Zang.

Wing wang wong.
Zing.

Zing.
Zang.

Zang.

Wing wang wong.
Zing.

Zing.
Zang.

Zang.
Wing wang wong.

Zing.
Zing.

Zang.
Zang.

Wing wang wong.

Zing.
Zing.

Zang.
Zang.

Wing wang wong.
Zing.

Zing.
Zang.

Zang.
Wing wang wong.

[THE WIGGLES, "CAPTAIN'S MAGIC
BUTTONS"]

Captain's magic buttons.

And he's got half a dozen.

Makes him sing in
different ways.

Hello, everybody.

Look who it is.

It's our old friend
Captain Feathersword.

Let's all say, ahoy there,
Captain Feathersword.

Ahoy there, Captain
Feathersword.

Ahoy there, me hearties.

Woo-hoo!
- Captain.

Oh, yeah.

Do you know what
day it is today?

Oh, no.
What's it, Greg?

It's nursery rhyme day.

Wow!

So that means if we
press your magic buttons,

you'll be able to tell us
different nursery rhymes.

Oh, wow.
That sounds great, Greg.

Yeah.

Now, I'm sure our
friends out there have

heard a lot of nursery rhymes.
- Oh, yeah.

Perhaps they can
suggest some ideas

for different nursery rhymes.

Have you got any nursery
rhymes you'd like to hear?

Oh.
Oh, yeah.

Lots of great nursery rhymes.

I like that one, though,
Mary Had A Little Lamb.

Mary Had A little Lamb?

Yeah.

[SIGNING] Mary
had a little lamb.

Its fleece was white as snow.

[bleats] And everywhere
that Mary went,

that lamb was sure to go.

Come on, lamby.

Woo-hoo!

[chuckles softly]
Great nursery rhyme.

I'm sure there's some more
ideas, though, Captain.

OK.

Oh, another one
with a lamb in it.

Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Oh, OK.

Baa baa black sheep,
have you any wool?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Three bags full.

One for the master,
one for the--

[bleats] One for--

[bleating]

Fantastic, Captain.

Great nursery rhyme.

Oh, there's one more
over here, Captain.

Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Wall.

Ooh, OK.

Let's see.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Aah!

All the king's horses all
the king's men couldn't

put Humpty together again.

Captain, that is fantastic.

[THE WIGGLES, "MOVE LIKE AN
EMU"] Move like a emu move.

Move like an emu move.

Put your hand up in the
air just like an emu.

Make a beak to peck everywhere.

Peck everywhere.

That's what we do when
we move like an emu move.

Move like an emu move.

Stretch out your long legs.

Scratch with your feet.

Fluff out your feathers.

Beak goes up.

Beak goes down.

Beak goes pecking all around.

Shake your wings and run around.

Move like an emu move.

Move like an emu move.

Put your hands up in the
air just like an emu.

Make a beak to peck everywhere.

Peck everywhere.

That's what we do when
we move like an emu move.

Move like an emu move.

I say move.

I say move.

I say move.

I said move.

[whimsical music]

[THE WIGGLES, "MUSIC WITH
MURRAY"] Mu--

mu-- mu-- music with Murray.

Yes, everyone!

Hi, everyone.

Welcome to music with Murray.

We've got our
oscilloscope here today

so you can see the sound waves.

And you might want to watch
that during this next story

that we're going to
tell because there'll

be lots of different sounds.

So it'll be really interesting.

We've got our
friends here today.

They're helping me with a story.

It's a story about a butterfly.

And we've got all sorts
of different instruments

to make the sounds of the story.

Now, once upon a time,
there was a butterfly

flying through the forest.

And it was a lovely day, but
then some clouds came over.

And the wind started to blow.

[blowing sounds] You
can blow it home, too.

You ready?

[blowing sounds] That's it.

Then there was some rain.

The rain started.

[rain sounds] It was
raining really heavily.

[blowing sounds] And then
there was some thunder,

really loud thunder.

[banging on drum]

Oh!

And the poor butterfly
was so scared.

[banging on drum, rain sounds]

The wind blew again.

[blowing sounds]

And a tree crashed down.

And then another
tree crashed down.

And the butterfly
was still scared.

But then the thunder stopped.

The rain stopped.

And the butterfly
flew on its way.

And that's the end of the story.

Thank you.

You were great.

You were great, too.

We'll see you next time
on music with Murray.

Bye bye.

[SINGING] Music with Murray.

Yes, everyone!

- Hey, Jeff.
- Yep.

Do you know what
time it is now?

I sure do.

It's time to sing a
song from Wiggle Bay.

Yeah.

[playful music]

[SINGING] Watching
the waves rolling.

Watch them roll
out at Wiggle Bay.

Watch the green seaweed float.

Watch it all day floating away.

All of the children laugh.

Just watch them
play at Wiggle Bay.

Watching the waves roll in.

Watch them all
day at Wiggle Bay.

[THE WIGGLES, "WHERE'S
JEFF?"] Where's Jeff?

He's sleeping outside.

Where's Jeff?

Has he gone for a ride?

And here's your
host, Greg Wiggle!

[non-english] Hello, friends.

And welcome to Where's Jeff?

The only game show in the world
where we get to look for Jeff.

Right now we've got a fantastic
contestant ready to play.

Please welcome Murray Wiggle.

[applause]

Hi, Greg.

Hi, Murray.

Murray, what are
some of your hobbies?

Greg, I like to read.

But I mostly love
to play my guitar.

Of course.

We all love music.

So Murray, just
step right on over.

Sure.

And let's play Where's Jeff?

We'll lower down the
quizmatron so you can't

see or hear where Jeff is.

And Murray, let's start
off with a question.

Greg, is he outside or inside?

Good question, Murray.

I like it.

He's outside.

Now, Greg, sometimes
Jeff falls asleep

and he lies on the ground.

Is he asleep on the ground?

Uh, no, Murray.

No, he's not on the ground.

He's not on the ground.

So he must be in the air?

Yes, Murray.

That's fantastic.

He is.

Now, let's see,
he's in the air.

So he must be on an airplane.

Oh, no, Murray.
No, no, no.

He's not in an aeroplane.

He's not in an aeroplane.

GREG WIGGLE: No.

Um, uh, so he's
flying some other way.

Is he on a parachute?

Oh, well, it's kind of
like a parachute, Murray.

MURRAY WIGGLE: Oh,
kind of like a--

how about a hang glider?

Well, it's kind of
like a hang glider too.

Like a parachute
or a hang glider.

Oh, I know!

He must be paragliding.

You're right, Murray.

Well done.

Jeff is paragliding.

Have a look at that.

But of course, as
always, he's asleep.

Let's wake him up.


BOTH: Wake up, Jeff!

I'd better head back
to Network Wiggle!

Yes, Jeff Wiggle,
come on down.

That's Where's Jeff? for today.

Until next time.

Bye-bye.

[SINGING] Where's Jeff?

[THE WIGGLES, "PLAY YOUR GUITAR
WITH MURRAY"]

Play your guitar with Murray.

Play your guitar with him.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Let's all play and sing.

He loves to sing while
he strums a chord.

He loves to play for
Captain Feathersword.

Whoa!

Play the guitar, Murray.

Woo-hoo!

Now play your
guitar with Murray.

Play your guitar with him.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Let's all play and sing.

He loves to sing while
he strums a chord.

He loves to play for
Captain Feathersword.

Whoa!

Now you're really
rocking, Murray!

Play your guitar with Murray.

Play your guitar with him.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Let's all play and sing.

Come on, everybody.

Get your guitars and play them
with the king of guitars--

Murray!

yeah!

Play your guitar with Murray.

Play your guitar with him.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Let's all play and sing.

Come on and play your
guitar with Murray.

Play your guitar with him.

Play your guitar with Murray.

Let's all play and sing.

Let's all play and sing.

Let's all play.

Let's all play.

Let's all play and sing!

[music playing]

I've had so much
fun here today.

Hope you did too.

Bye.

Bye!

[music playing]