02x13 - Animals

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

THE WIGGLES [SINGING]: We
know a world, a magic world.

Come with us and see.

Anything can happen
in the special world.

It can happen to you or me.

It's where the Wiggles live.

Why don't you come along and
meet their friends as well?

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world,

you're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

Hi, everybody.

THE WIGGLES [SINGING]: In the
Wiggles' world, in the Wiggles'

world, you're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

[musical instruments playing]

Well, that was pretty good.

I liked it.

Yeah.

[barking]

Well, I wonder
what Wags heard.

MURRAY: I didn't hear anything.

Ah, but dogs can
hear things we can't.

A-ha, that's for sure.

I wonder, what would
it be like if we were

able to hear as well as dogs.

Super hearing.

We'd be able to
hear everything.

[scratching sound]

Yeah, what was that?

MURRAY: Oh, I think that was me.

I was scratching my head.

[ripping sound]

Oh, uh-oh, something ripped.

Oh, sorry, just me
peeling an orange.

[growling sound]

GREG: Thunder?

I don't see any storm clouds.

[growling continues]

Oh, relax, guys,
just my tummy rumbling.

I'm hungry.

[growling sound]

[barks] Shh, shh.

[WHISPERING] Sorry, Wags.

["WE'RE DANCING WITH WAGS THE
DOG" PLAYING]

[barks]

[SINGING] Let's shake
our hips with Wags the Dog,

turn your head and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

Put your hands up in the air.

Put them down once
you've got them there.

Skip along like Wags would do.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Now we're singing it, too.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Now Wags is digging.

We're all digging, too.

Shake your hips
with Wags the Dog.

Turn your head and groove along.

Shake your hands
and move your knees.

We're dancing with Wags the Dog.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Now we're singing it, too.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Now Wags is digging.

And we're all digging, too.

Ruff, ruff, ruff.

Ruff!

Hey.

Oh, I'm so excited.

[humming]

Where is it? mm-hmm, OK.

I've just written another poem.

Listen.

If I was a human,
I wouldn't be green

and would not have to worry
where my tail has been.

Oops.

I could hop.

I could jump without
making a sound,

instead of producing
a crack in the ground.

Oh.

[mumbles] Oh, yeah.

I'd wear elegant
dresses especially made

and have long golden hair,
which I'd carefully braid.

I'd wear rings on my fingers
and have a sweet little nose.

But I would never be
able to eat up a rose.

What a bore.

I'm happy being a dinosaur.

[giggles]
- Ruff.

Woo-hoo-hoo.

I'm sorry, Wags, me hearty.

But it's true.

Humans are much more important
than animals, which is you.

Ha-ha-ha.

[barks]

I'm sorry.

But it's a fact.

[barking]

Oh-h*-h*-h*.

So you want to have a little
bit of a race, do you?

Ruff.

All right, then, we'll count
to three together, ready?

One--

Ruff.

Two--

Ruff.

Three!

Ruff!

Brr-bee-boo.

["toot toot!" playing]

Hi, everybody.

I'm Henry the Octopus.

[SINGING] Henry
the Octopus lives

down in the deep blue sea.

Henry the Octopus, he's
a friend to you and me.

Henry has a great big bed
playing on the ocean sand.

He'll sing you all
an octopus song.

He'd like you to sing along.

HENRY: Sing along everybody.

[SINGING] Henry
the Octopus lives

down in the deep blue sea.

Henry the Octopus, he's
a friend to you and me.

Oh, hi, everybody.

[SINGING] Henry loves
to cook for his friends.

His marvelous talent,
well, it has no end.

He will bake a roast and fry.

His favorite dish
is seaweed pie.

Henry the Octopus lives
down in the deep blue sea.

Henry the Octopus, he's
a friend to you and me.

HENRY: Now listen in everybody.

[SINGING] Henry
has a happy smile.

He'd like you all
to stay for a while.

He'll put on his shoes
and his eight-legged pants

and show you all
the tentacle dance.

Henry the Octopus lives
down in the deep blue sea.

Henry the Octopus, he's
a friend to you and me.

Bye-bye, everybody.

See you later.

[buzzing]

CAPTAIN FEATHERSWORD: [panting]

Ruff, ruff.

OK, OK.

So, dogs, can run
faster than humans.

[barking]

Ooh, what?

Are you trying to say that dogs
can see better than humans do?

[barks]

[laughs] Are you
trying to tell me that

you can see someone coming?

[barks]

You're trying to say
you can see a Wiggle?

WAGS: [barks]

Oh.

Well, I can't see anything.

[barking]

Oh, hi, there,
Captain Feathersword.

Whoa!

[barks]

Well, blow me down.

[blows]

Whoa!

I've got to stop saying that.

Hi, Greg.

Wags, was that
you waving to me?

Ruff.

Oh, I'm sorry, Wags.

I couldn't see you.

You were too far away.

Ruff, ruff.

Well, anyway, I've got to go.

I'll see you later.

[barking]

Yum, yum, yum.

Try a little bit of this.

ANTHONY: Where's my carrot cake?

Shh.

What are you
doing with my cake?

I couldn't find any carrots.

Well, I used them
to make the cake.

Sorry.

Come on, breakfast.

You're not going to
feed it to the rabbit?

Don't worry.

I'm not going to feed it to him.

I'm just trying to coax him out.

Not with my cake.

Don't worry.

I'm not going to feed it to--

[rabbit munching]

Oops.

The rabbit ate my cake.

Oh, great.

Now I'll never be
able to pull him out.

He'll be too heavy.

MURRAY: I love looking at
the clouds, don't you, Jeff?

I sure do, Murray.

MURRAY: Hey, that cloud
looks like the number 1.

I can see the number 2.

Uh-oh, that cloud looks like--

What does that cloud
look like, Murray?

MURRAY: That cloud
looks like rain.

Quick, inside!

[sniffing]

Oh-h*-h*, oh, so now you're
saying that dogs can smell

better than humans as well.

Ruff.

[sniffs]

Well, there'd be nothing
smelly around here.

[sniffs]

Oh, oh.

Mm.

[barks]

[crickets chirping]

We'd like you to meet
a friend of ours who's

not a person like you or me.

She's a dinosaur, and her
name is Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Now Dorothy the Dinosaur is
a very friendly dinosaur.

She's green.

She's got yellow spots.

She wears a white floppy hat.

But best of all, Dorothy the
Dinosaur loves to eat roses.

Dorothy also loves to sing this.

She sings, romp-bomp-a-chomp,
romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Can you sing that with us?

Let's try it.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp,
romp-bomp-a-chomp.

That's great.

Now here's a song about the
first time that we met Dorothy

the Dinosaur.

["dorothy the dinosaur" playing]

[SINGING] I was looking out
my window late the other night.

She was sitting in the garden
and gave me such a fright.

Eating all mom's roses
there in the moonlight,

it was Dorothy the Dinosaur.

I knew that if mom saw her,
she'd never let her stay.

A dinosaur as big as that
needs feeding night and day.

I'd have to find a
place where I could hide

her away, Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Oh, roses.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-champ.

Oh, I can hear you.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-champ.

Romp-bomp-a-champ.

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Chomp.

I knew that she was so big
that she'd soon be found.

My mother called
the dog catcher.

He came around.

When he laid his eyes on
her, he fell to the ground.

Now I take it that's
Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Oh, my stomach hurts.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

I'm still hungry.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

We could find some roses
in the back garden, though.

[SINGING] Dorothy
the Dinosaur.

Chomp.

They called up the police
to take her right away.

They called up the zoo
to find a place to stay.

I said they couldn't take her.

I said, "No way."

That's Dorothy the Dinosaur.

That's me.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

DOROTHY: Oh, roses.

[SINGING] Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Romp-bomp-a-chomp.

Dorothy the Dinosaur.

Chomp.

[barking]

Oh, are you telling me
you can hear something?

[barking]

I can't hear anything.

Oh-h*-h*.

Oh, you can hear
two Wiggles coming.

[chuckles]

MURRAY: Hi, Captain
Feathersword.

Hi, Wags.

See you.

[barking]

Oh, it's not fair, I tell you.

It's not fair!

Oh, blow me down.

[blows]

It's just not fair.

[barking]

Did you lose
something, Murray?

No.

Are you exercising?

No.

Then what are you doing?

Have you ever
wondered what it would

be like to move like a snake?

No.

I can't say that I have.

I bet it's interesting.

GREG: Hey, look at that.

MURRAY: Watch out.

Here I come.

Ooh.

GREG: He-hey, this is great.

Look out for that chair.

MURRAY: Round and around, whoa.

ANTHONY: Oh, slithery snakes.

GREG: You're right.

That does tickle.

Oh, I like being a snake.

JEFF: Wow, this slippery
snake stuff's great.

THE WIGGLES: [exhales]

That certainly
was interesting.

I'm very glad I'm not a snake.

Well, if I was a
snake, I'd make sure

the fridge handle was
close to the floor.

Then I'd be able to reach
it and get all the food.

[laughter]

Here's a song
about four animals.

It's a song about
a bear, a kangaroo,

a snake, and a wombat.

At the end of the song,
let's all give a really

big growl, like a scary bear.

["here comes a bear" playing]

[SINGING] Here comes a bear.

Stomping, stomping.

A very scary bear.

Stomping, stomping.

Paws up in the air.

Stomping, stomping.

Stomping everywhere.

Kangaroo jumps.

Boing, boing.

He jumps so high.

Boing, boing.

He almost touches the sky.

Boing, boing.

The kangaroo jumps so high.

Here comes a snake.

Sssss, sssss.

Slithering along.

Sssss, sssss.

His body's very long.

Sssss, sssss.

Slippery snake slithers along.

Wombat crawls.

Crawling, crawling.

Nose to the ground.

Crawling, crawling.

He's making lots of sound.

Crawling, crawling.

Crawling everywhere.

Here comes a bear.

Stomping, stomping.

A very scary bear.

Stomping, stomping.

Paws up in the air.

Stomping, stomping.

Stomping everywhere.

Roar!

[barks]

Oh, so now you're
saying that dogs

are better barkers than humans?

[barks]

Oh, well, woof, woof.

Ruff, ruff.

Woof, woof, woof.

Ruff, ruff, ruff.

Woof, woof, woof, woof.

[barking]

Hi, I've been to visit
Farmer Brown's farm.

There were lots of great
things on the farm.

I've done a painting
of one of them.

Do you like it?

It's a pony.

["ponies" playing]

[SINGING] Watching the
ponies galloping home.

Their tails in the air
going swish, swish, swish.

The hooves are making--

[clip clop sounds] as they
ride home to Farmer Brown.

Swish, swish, swish.

[clip clop sounds]

Watching the ponies
galloping home.

The tails in the air
going swish, swish, swish.

Their hooves are making--

[clip clop sound] as they
ride home to Farmer Brown.

We don't think of the Wiggles
as humans, do we, Henry?

No, of course, not.

But we are human.

I'm sure I'm human.

Me, too.

Sometimes I wish
I wasn't a human.

Sometimes I wish I was a big
bear, roar, with a big tummy.

Then I could eat more food.

But I am human, Dorothy.

So are we.

I didn't say you
weren't humans.

I said that Henry, Wags, and I
don't think of you as humans.

- Huh?
- Hmm?

Hmm?

Huh?

Well, we think of you as--

Friends.

[laughter]

You, too, Captain
Feathersword.

[laughter]

GREG: Captain.

One, two, three.

Wake up, Jeff!

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

MURRAY: Hey!

What's he doing?

Jeff, excuse me.

What are you doing?

JEFF: I just had a dream.

I dreamed I was a
monkey and I was doing

a monkey dance just like this.

GREG: Wow.

Just like that, Jeff?

JEFF: Just like this.

GREG: Well, Jeff, that
sounds like a great idea.

Let's do a monkey dance
together, everybody.

All right, everyone, here's
three of our favorite animals.

We're going to move like them.

Here we go.

[SINGING] We're
going to do the monkey.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Do the monkey.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Monkey, monkey.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Yeah, that's all right.

Here comes an
elephant, everybody.

[SINGING] Let's
do the elephant.

[elephant trumpeting]
Do the elephant.

[elephant trumpeting]
Do the elephant.

[elephant trumpeting]
That's all right.

Get ready to jump, everyone.

Here we go.

[SINGING] Let's jump
to the front and back.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Come on and jump to
the front and the back.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

We're going to jump
to the front and back.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Yeah, that's all right.

Here comes the growling tiger.

[SINGING] So do the tiger.

Roar.

Do the tiger.

Roar.

The tiger, tiger.

Roar.

Yeah, that's all right.

Get ready to jump again.

And here we go.

[SINGING] Let's jump
to the front and back.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Come on and jump to
the front and the back.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

We're going to jump
to the front and back.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Yeah, that's all right.

Here comes that
crazy monkey again.

[SINGING] So do the monkey.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Do the monkey.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Hoo-hoo-ha-ha.

Do the elephant.

[elephant trumpeting]
The tiger, tiger.

Roar.

Great dancing, everyone.

Give yourselves a big clap.

[theme music] And meet
their friends as well.

There's music and dancing,
magic and games, and lots

of great stories to tell.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world,

you're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.

Ooh-ooh-ooh.

In the Wiggles' world,
in the Wiggles' world,

you're all welcome here.

So let's give a cheer.

Welcome to the Wiggles' world.