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01x02 - Prologue

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Saga of Tanya the Evil". Aired: January 6, 2017 – March 31, 2017.*
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The series focuses on a salaryman whose reincarnation as the titular character living in an alternate version of World w*r I leaves her to be trapped in an endless cycle of reincarnation.

01x02 - Prologue

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Man: I'm aware of my deficiencies as a human.

Man: My personality is twisted in various ways, and I have every complex imaginable.

Man: But...

Man: I'm superior to the incompetent before me.

Gu: No...

Gu: Why?

Man: In terms of cost-benefits,I've made myself quite valuable,

Man: unlike this incompetent.

Man: Talented Employee Award You are receiving this award in recognition of your contributions to the company through the establishment of business processes.

Gu: P-Please...

Gu: I have my daughter's tuition to consider, and the loan on my house...

Man: You've missed work without permission multiple times,

Man: and you've ignored company orders to improve your work.

Man: Now, then...

Man: What reason does the company have to continue employing you?

Gu: W-Wait a second... Please!

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Man: Please leave.

Man: As long as I'm being paid for my labor,

Man: I'll do my job and tell peoplethey're laid off, even if it's a pain.

Man: Obeying company rules isthe easiest thing in the world.

Man: Freedom of Choice

Man: One need not look tothe Chicago school to understand

Man: that a system requires rules to function smoothly.

Man: Train Arriving

If I follow the rules,

Man: I can ride the rails right tothe department chief's chair.

Man: And life will become nice and easy.

Man: At least, that was the plan...

Man: I guess the kind of person who gets laid off

Man: will prioritize an immediate, emotional impulse over reason.

Man: What?

Man: What happened?

Man: What is this?

God: I'm getting tired of this.

God: Humans these dayshave no sense of right and wrong.

God: They've strayed too farfrom the laws of the universe.

Man: What are they saying?

God: They have no ability to empathize with others.

God: And not a trace of faith in their Creator.

Man: The Creator?

God: Indeed.

Man: I see.

Man: So I am to understand that the being known as "God"

Man: has stopped time in the moments before my death,

Man: appearing as people around me?

God: Indeed.

Man: Listen...

Man: I'm sorry to say this afteryou came all the way down here,

Man: but I reject God's existence, from both realistic and rational perspectives.

God: What?

Man: Thinking logically,

Man: only God or the devil could existbeyond our knowledge of the world.

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Man: But hypothetically, if God were to exist,

Man: he would never let this absurdity happen.

Man: In other words, you must be...

God: The devil?

Man: Or perhaps something similar, which we could call "Being X."

God: Apparently, you truly do lack faith.

Man: It's senseless to start lecturing me on faith.

Man: If a thing like this is going to happen,

Man: you need to submit the details to mein advance and in writing.

God: I am that which returns people to thewheel of reincarnation, initiating rebirth.

God: But I shall make an exception for you.

Man: The wheel of reincarnation?

Man: You're saying that you cause people to be reborn?

God: That is no longer your concern.

Man: Are you unfamiliar withthe concept of "duty of disclosure"?

Man: And if you claim to be God,

Man: you should try to putmore thought into your decisions.

God: Administering seven billion people is already beyond my capacity.

God: Reincarnating people without faithis a waste of my time.

Man: Overwork is the sign of a failed business model.

Man: You failed to sufficiently analyze consumer consciousness.

Man: In a world with advanced science, where one's needs are met,

Man: there will be no faith.

Man: Only the weak, when they're in dire straits, cling to someone.

Man: A salaryman like me would never do that.

God: So, basically, your lack of faith is because

God: you live in a world where needs are met,science is advanced,

God: you have a strong social position,

God: and you are not in dire straits?

Man: W-Wait a second!

Man: I think you may be jumping to conclusions.

God: If I put you

God: into the "dire straits"

God: you speak of,

God: your faith

God: will awaken?

Man: C-Calm down!

Man: I don't intend to break any rules!

God: Try to live as long as you can.

God: If you die again,

God: there will be no second reincarnation.

Man: W-Wait—

Gi: There, there.

Gi: Okay, open up...

Gi: Oh, my...

Gi: Now, don't be a picky eater,

Gi: Tanya.

T: What?

T: What's going on?

T: Tanya?

T: Me?

Episode Prologue

T: I'm Tanya?

Unified Year , Outskirts of Imperial Capital Berun

T: As a result of my absurdreincarnation by Being X,

T: I was abandoned in a poor nunneryin another world.

Gu: Give that back!

Gu: No.

Gu: That's mine!

T: It was very similar to a certainEuropean country and era

T: from the world in which I'd lived before.

Gi: There's nothing left?

Gi: No, and we have no money to go to town for more.

Gi: What do we do?

Gi: At this rate...

T: Perhaps due to the times, there wasa huge gap between rich and poor.

T: A painful, difficult life was unavoidable.

T: Destroy the Enemies of the Fatherland

T: And the country was gripped with the madness that precedes w*r.

Gu: Punish the Fatherland's enemies!

Gu: Now is the time to show our wrath!

T: In a time when w*r seemed unavoidable,

T: I'd thought it would be impossible for a poor, powerless girl to survive.

T: But in that world,the power of magic did exist.

T: And during the orphanage's physical,

T: my magical aptitude was noted.

T: The army always conscripted those with aptitude as mages.

T: Tanya Degurechaff Magical Aptitude A

T: And if I were going to be conscripted someday,

T: it made more sense to volunteer, receive officer training,

T: and attempt to get onto a career path.

T: Of course, w*r is an unproductive and therefore wicked act.

T: And I hated the idea ofkilling or being k*lled.

T: But if I could justget on the military's rails,

T: my future would be assured.

T: Imperial Army Officer Training School

Gu: You have aptitude as a mage,

Gu: but why volunteer at your age?

T: I have no other path. That is the only reason.

T: While this world was similarto the one I used to be in,

T: that didn't mean this countrywas doomed to lose in the future.

T: With my next reincarnation not guaranteed,

T: my priority was to survive and protect myself in this environment.

Gu: Wow, she's flying!

T: And in terms of getting my revenge on Being X...

T: I could live a nice, easy life inthe rear echelon, where it was safe!

T: New soldiers, welcome to hell.

Background: No matter how difficult the military is,

Foreground: The Imperial military wasa champion of meritocracy,

Background: we seek only the best results.

Foreground: and in less than a year,

Background: Thus, my task is to eliminate the incompetent from our ranks.

Foreground: I was entrusted with training the second-class students.

Gu: That's our instructor?

Gu: She's younger than my little sister.

Gu: I don't know if a voice like thatcan scare me...

T: From now on, I'll be your teacher.

T: I don't expect anything from you maggots.

T: But at least don't drive me to despair!

Gu: She's just trying to scare us.

Gu: She doesn't mean it.

R: Okay, submit a report about it to the investigative division.

Gu: Chief of Personnel Affairs (Then) Lieutenant Colonel Erich von Rerugen

R: Next year, I plan to move from Personnel Affairs to Operations,

R: but my successor will handle the rest—

R: What's going on?!

T: What's wrong?

T: You're twitching like a shrimp.

T: Want me to feed you to the pigs,

T: you maggots?!

Gu: Wh-Why is this happening?

T: Why?

T: You can't be ready five minutes before it's time to go,

T: and you don't know why the Fatherland is better off without you?

Gu: Y-You little brat—

T: You're free to hold whatever opinion of me you like,

T: but resisting a superior officer should be harshly punished.

Gu: That's enough, right?

Gu: That's going too far!

Gu: Stop it!

T: I'll open up that brainless skull of yours

T: and carve the damn rules inside!

R: What are you doing?

T: I'm just doing my job as a soldier.

T: It's an officer's dutyto discipline her troops.

Gu: Hey, what are you doing?!

Gu: Let him go!

T: There were minor issues.

T: But afterward, I finished my training.

T: Northern Theater Force Garrison

T: The only thing missing before graduation was to finish

T: my training deployment in the North.

T: Warrant Officer Tanya Degurechaff, heading out.

T: But it was there that I learned...

T: The unexpected can happen in any world.

T: Unified Year , Norden Region

Gi: Norden Control to all zones.

Gi: Detecting border violationsby the Entente Alliance.

Gi: Initiate anti-air interception mission.

Gi: I repeat, initiate anti-air interception mission.

T: I never thought I'd see battleduring my training.

T: Damn you, Being X.

Gi: This is Norden Control.

Gi: Warrant Officer Degurechaff has been promoted to second lieutenant.

Gi: Cease patrol practice and begin observation.

Gi: Your call sign is Fairy .

T: Fairy, huh?

T: That's an ironic name.

T: This is Fairy .

T: Entente Alliance infantry crossing the border confirmed.

T: Over.

Understood.

Gi: Now beginning standard a*tillery fire.

Gi: Give detailed observations of the target.

Gi: Over.

T: Fairy , roger.

T: Norden Control, this is Fairy .

T: Strike confirmed.

T: Error is within .

T: Fire for effect.

Gi: Roger.

Gi: Contacting a*tillery unit.

Gi: Out.

Gu: Run to the forest!

Gu: Retreat! Retreat!

T: This is the result of the Entente Alliance's brinkmanship, huh?

T: Why would you cross a borderwithout being prepared for w*r?

T: The Empire would never do that.

Gu: Medic! Are there any medics?!

Gu: It hurts!

Gu: Damn it!

Gu: Where are they firing from?

Gu: Help me!

Gu: Damn it! I can't move!

Gu: Battalion Leader, this wasn't the deal!

Gu: Wasn't this supposed to be a patrol?

Dialogue: ,::.,::.,NameL,Gu: Entente Alliance th Air Mage Battalion Lieutenant Colonel Anson Sioux

Gu: Damn those upper-brass politicians!

Gu: How is this a just a"somewhat tense military exercise"?

Gu: Cunningham!

Gu: What's our allies' status?

Gu: No good... I can't get through.

Gu: We'll just do what we can tolessen enemy area suppression!

Gu: B-But...

Gu: With these numbers, we can't touch the a*tillery camp!

Gu: I know that.

Gu: But we can go after the a*tillery observer.

T: Norden Control, this is Fairy .

T: Enemy infantry is beginning to scatter.

T: Over.

Gi: Norden Control, roger.

Gi: Fairy , proceed to patrol line ,

Gi: and guide area suppression for the infantry there.

Gi: Over.

T: Roger.

T: Any more of this is just a waste of shells.

T: I didn't expect my first missionto be so easy!

Gi: Combat information from Norden Control.

Gi: Multi... b...es

T: This is Fairy .

T: I didn't hear you.

T: Can you repeat that?

Gi: Detec... multiple... fr... bo...es.

Gi: Magic... interference.

T: Fairy .

T: This connection is bad. The static is awful.

T: Over.

T: EM interference?

T: Emission signatures!

T: Enemy mage group detected!

Gu: Only scratched her, huh?

Gu: She looked younger than my daughter.

T: Engaging.

T: Engaging the enemy.

T: Repeat, I'm engaging the enemy!

T: Damn it.

T: Where's our ECM?!

Gi: Norden Control to Fairy .

Gi: Give us your sitrep.

T: Combat zone alpha, block .

T: Altitude ,.

T: Company-class unit is invading.

Gi: Roger. Initiate delaying action.

Gi: Allied air units will arrivewithin seconds.

T: seconds?

T: That's enough time to cookan instant meal, eat it, and clean up.

T: I can't hold out against a company that long!

T: Permission to leave b*ttlefield immediately.

T: I repeat, requesting permission to leave b*ttlefield immediately!

Gi: Unfortunately, we can't permit that.

Gi: Delay the enemy untilthe response team arrives.

T: Roger.

T: I'll do the best I can.

Gi: Good luck.

Gi: God is on our side.

T: God...

T: Did she say God?

T: I refuse to accept the existence of God!

Gu: She turned around.

Gu: Does she intend to take us on by herself?

Gu: I'll hit her at close range! Back me up!

All: Roger!

Gu: Company Commander! That's foolish!

T: I get to be the hero ofthe b*ttlefield all by myself...

T: What an honor!

T: People sometimes say, "It's a good day to die."

T: And damn, this is amazing!

Gu: She's coming!

Gu: Fire!

Gu: Company Commander!

Gu: Damage report!

Gu: Two lost!

Gu: Captain Ragald is badly wounded!

Gu: Battalion Commander, I'll go!

Gu: There's no choice!

Gu: Back him up!

Gu: Roger!

T: seconds until reinforcements arrive.

Gu: Out of a*mo?

Gu: Thor!

Gu: She's gone—

T: Gotcha.

Gu: Get away!

Gu: Her goal is...

Gu: Sh-She self-destructed?

Gu: Battalion Commander! Enemy reinforcements coming in fast!

T: Making it seem you fought hard,

T: while leaving the battlefieldin a natural way.

T: That is the best way to protect yourself and survive...

T: Or so I thought.

T: Imperial Army Northern Theater, Military Garrison

Gu: Second Lieutenant Tanya Degurechaff.

T: Medical Room

Gu: During the battle with the Entente Alliance,

T: Not good... This is not good.

Gu: you detained the enemy until reinforcements arrived.

Gu: Despite serious wounds, you had four confirmed kills and two unconfirmed,

T: I didn't think they'd be so impressed.

Gu: halting the enemy advance.

T: They're treating me like an ace.

Gu: In recognition of your efforts,

Gu: we award you the Silver Wings as*ault Badge.

Gu: Wonderful.

Gu: Congratulations.

T: Of course, it's great to seeyour work rewarded.

T: It's great, but...

T: But I hope they don't use this as an excuse to send me to the front lines.

T: I wonder if there's a child protection agency I could talk to...

Gu: Awarded the Silver Wings as*ault Badgeat the young age of nine.

Gu: The young ace known as "White Silver"...

Gu: Her magical capacity and output are both incredible.

Gu: With those capabilities,she won't be easily broken.

T: It was just a propaganda photo sh**t

T: for the Silver Wings as*ault Badge awarding.

T: Or so I thought.

Gi: Let's get you made up!

T: But sadly...

Gi: I have some cute clothes for you.

T: My will to resist

Gi: Which hat do you like?

T: and my very dignity

T: were destroyed here.

Gu: Okay!

Gu: Let's get the photo sh**t started!

T: Loneliness and despair, lasting an eternity...

Gu: Okay, do it just like I said.

T: But this is part of the job.

T: Don't let it show!

T: Hello!

T: I'm Tanya Degurechaff, the White Silver!

Next Time Deus Vult

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