01x03 - Musicians of Bremen

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Charlie Horse Music Pizza". Aired: January 5, 1998 – January 17, 1999.*
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01x03 - Musicians of Bremen

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you what kind of music would a pizza make if a pizza could make music what

kind of music would a pizza play a pizza play a song Would it plank would it

would it drill like a Magic Flute would it moan would a tinkle a tinkly tune would

honk H home like a big face drum ring like a symbol flying like a Chinese

[Music]

gong Nothing pizza music Pizza come the

music [Music] Pizza Nothing

pizza pza

pizza what kind of music would a pizza make what kind

[Music]

Pizza absolutely nothing Pizza Charlie o music [Music]

Pizza poochi po poochi hurts my ears too

oh what is going on in there one and the two and the one and

the two and the I can play the drums and Charlie can't stop me Junior can't stop

me Sherry can't stop me till she gets here and she just got here you want to

play no thank you darling oh good then I'll take your turn I can play cuz

Sherry didn't stop me Hush

Puppy hush puppy what you got your think finger stuck in your ears what you've

got your fingers stuck in your ears I can't hear you Sher I got my finger stuck in my ears Sher I can't hear you I

have pizza dough on my ears right right cookie yeah I'm going to be gone a couple of hours I'm going to school for

a meeting with the kids' teachers would you please uh keep an ear out for the kids

uh-uh yeah I know you can't hear me because you've got your ears closed up uhhuh yeah well open up your ears I have

something to tell you no no don't do that Charlie I will be back from the teacher's meeting in the school in a

couple of hours and I would like to char if you want to you know get done quick why don't you just skip the meeting with

my teacher oh well your teacher is usually the one with the most to say my

point exactly yeah I'll see you later no don't go Sherry I can't take it she's

driving me crazy woo L chop All She Wants To Do Is bang on my drone

yeah well she wants to play your drums let her play your drums no Charlie if she really wants to play why don't you

give her a lesson in the drums Charlie do you hear me I can't

hear you all I can hear is her drumming yeah well maybe you better just close down your

ears good idea R and two and one and the two and

the one and the two and what is that other number your number is up

kid enough already no it's not enough it's not enough sh said that I could

play your drums and she said that you would even give me a lesson in how to

play the drums and I want to play the drums Lop what makes you think that the drums is the instrument for you well

um you know in the first place yeah we got him yeah that's true and in

the second place yeah give me a second place in the second place the drums is

the instrument you play so I want to play too lanop what is

my name you forgot no I didn't forget what's my name Jolly horse okay good and

what is your name Lambchop oh how do you like that it's not the same name huh

we're not the same person so what so you know maybe the drums is a Wonder

beautiful instrument for you but there's so many H so many other instruments in

the orchestra you you really should look at all the instruments in the orchestra before you decide which one you want to

play no I want to play the drums and I want my lesson right now so I can play

just like you do you intend to do everything just like me yes I intend to do everything just like you oh swell oh

swell cut it out cut it out stop it stop it yeah know what you're a copy cat no

I'm not no I'm not you're a copy cat no I'm not no I'm not you're a copy cat no

I'm not Oh no you're a copy cat no I'm not not so everything I do you want to

do too how can you say that it just isn't true I think I'll go out and play

that's what I want to do I think I won't go out and play me too me too I think

I'll watch TV all right watch with you I think I won't watch TV that's a good

idea too everything I try you got to try I don't see how you can deny that you're

a copy cat no I'm not no I'm not you're a copy cat no I am not no I'm not you're

a copy chat I know I'm not you're a copy chat and if I am so anyone can see

you're a copy cat a t o p y had a m fact well did you ever stop and think that

things you do just happened to be things that I

like to and did you ever stop and think it

well maybe instead of me following you you're

following me and you're the copy cat yeah right

you're the copy cat I don't want to fight you're the copy cat nah-uh no way

you're the copy cat that's not the right thing to say I wish you could learn to

just be you and only do things that you want to do you'll be much happier when

you're true being a copy

[Music] cat okay okay I get it you want a drum I

want a drum and I'm going to give you a drum you're going to give me a drum yep

now these are my drums these are your drums and I'm going to let you play my drums you're going to let me play your

drums uh-huh until I give you your very own drum my very own drum okay now you

can play My Drum until I get back all right and I'll play My Drum I'm going to

play his drum one and two and hey lamby bring over the Wooden Spoons why because I

only got one set of drumsticks you know yeah and you're going to have to play with the um Wooden Spoons play what with

the Wooden Spoons this drum is yours this drum is mine this drum is yours that drum is

mine and this drum is not yours that drum is not mine so you can play your

drum I can play My Drum but you can't play mine I won't play yours okay

Lambchop now you play your drums and I'm going to go over here you know and I'm going to listen to you play your

drums okay Lambchop go ahead and play this drums his that one's mine I can

play My Drum any old time can I play his drum no no no can I play my drum go lamb

go shave and a h cut

[Music]

shampoo hey mop what's wrong hey come here come here a you're all

wet and now I'm all wet what happened huh I was playing Charlie Horse's drama

we playing Charlie Horse's drum yeah and and L Charlie Horse's drum is Charlie is

drum can't you leave him alone no because I like to play the drums I like to play the drums give me

the you're going to have to go outside and play okay going to go outside and Dr

go [Music]

outside oh hi Mr Nichols where there you're Mr Nichols oh well yes I am oh

yeah it's an easy name to remember rhymes with tickles yes so it does well I won't keep you very long cuz I can see

you're having a very busy parent Teachers Day parent Teachers Day no wonder everyone keeps asking me about

their children the day slipped your mind what day parent Teachers Day has that

ruled around again sure that's why I'm here oh you must be one of those new teachers no I'm a parent a a Charlie

Horse's parent which one mother oh oh oh of course you are of of course you are

um I now don't help me you're that you're that show business person I know I know um okay help me a little I'm

Sherry Lewis of course you are I donate to your kids every Independence Day

that's Jerry Lewis that's Jerry Lewis I'm Sherie Lewis that's Labor Day those

are not my kids those are Jerry Lewis's kids oh you two split up we were never

together I'm here to talk to you about Charlie Horse oh of course you are yeah by the way how's he doing that's my

question to you how's he doing I mean in school in school aha um well um he's

here every day whoopy yes you and Jerry must be

very proud of them oh yeah oh I can drum on the

floor I can drum on the door I can drum from where no one's ever

drum before banging on the trash can's fun to do do it again I'll make a drum

out of you Cookie we have to do something she's driving away all the customers cookie

what are we going to do you got to stop her there's only room for one drummer around here and that's me whatever it is

I don't have time for it because I am busy making lunch get it what a rocket

cookie we got to ask you a question before you ask me the question I have something to tell you I have carrots to

be scraped and there's a scraper scrape oh Cookie we really got a problem

you got a problem I got potatoes and they need to be mashed

here mesh now you were saying cookie we

really need your help you need my help you see this cucumber you see this yeah okay let me do oh well thank you very

much my all right and I and you kids I still have not heard what your problem is you haven't just take a listen yeah

all she wants to do is play the drums sh we don't know how to get her to be quiet

wait a minute the only time I've ever heard her quiet was when she was sleeping great it's the middle of the

day she's not going to want to sleep now oh listen I'm not a magician but have you ever heard of a nap nap nap he

you're right he's right that's a good point you know that oh yes is oh G

cookie we never could have figured this out without your help

GE such a good idea [Applause]

nap I have to do everything [Music]

myself anything at all can be a drum so watch out Charlie here I come enough

already come on on what are you doing you took my drum that's okay I can play on my tummy

tum tum later Lamb Chop later later why

what are we going to do now we're not going to do anything you're going to take a nap a nap who who says I'm going

to take a nap we says oh no no way oh no you're ganging

up on me no fair oh it's fair Fair no it's it's not fa there's just more of us

than there are of you and besides we took a vote a vote I didn't know it was

an election year Well we voted and we voted it's time for you to take a

nap haha you can't make me take a nap because you're not

Sherry okay how did Sher get you to take a nap Lamb Chop would you believe that

she gives me $25 no how would you believe $5 mm-m a

quar all right she tells me a story a story cool we can do that a long story

deal once upon a time there was a little girl they called little red it okay okay

okay would you believe she had two ugly step sisters it uh Seven Dwarves her it

settle in Lamb Chop have I got a story for you I have a wonderful story and I tell

it well the musicians of gremin is the tale I'm going to tell it begins on the

road to the town of greman in a country far far away with a sad and tired old

broken down Horse let's hear what he has to say shall we I've spent all of my

life on a farm and of course when there was work to be done I work like a horse

but the older I got the harder it became I still did my best but it wasn't the

same so the farmer said if I wanted to stay he'd no longer pay for my meal of P

so I ran away you should know that the horse had

always had a secret ambition to move to bremond and become a musician and as he

walked along he sang a little song la la la la

a then by the side of the road like a bump on a log s a very unhappy grayhair

dog and the horse could tell that he was feeling sad so he asked the dog why he

felt so bad and the dog said as a p i was strong and I love to play but

there's the years when long my hair became gray now I'm old and I'm tired too old for Jason stick and I've old

dogs can't be taught new tricks so my said I'll find somebody new I am tired

of you your time here is true he said

to and the horse replied I am on my way to Breman you can join me if you please

why not come along and check out all the possibilities if you're ready for adventure if you're willing to explore

and come with me and together we'll see what the future has in

and with that the dog got up off the log what the horse had said was true he would go to r with his newb friend and

become a musician too but on the way they met someone new was it you no Then

Who ah that must be my cue every day on

the job I would dance and I'd beg with all that jumping around I injured my leg

and I'm that to report an organ Grinder's chimp is no use at all if the

chimp has a limp so my owner said you have gotten too slow find another show

you're too old and so take your cup and

go then the horse and the dog looked at him and said that they knew something he

could do instead we are on our way the G you can

join us if you please why not come along and check out all the possibilities if

you're ready for adventure if you're willing to explore then come with me and together we'll see what the future has

in store I think that what this group needs is a little lamb I can play the part

since that is what I am I'll take the trip to grin and try something new but

I'll only go if the ask me

to we are on our way to you can join us if youe why not come along and check out

all the possibilities if you're ready for adventure if you're willing to explore then come with me and together

we'll see what the future has in as they walked along the road they

thought of all that they could be the spice of life has always been variety an astronaut a doctor a fireman

a writer a teacher a cowboy a singer a fighter as a day grew late and the sky

grew dark they heard the hoot of a wise old owl and after walking all day

without a bite to eat they heard their stomach start to growl and ahead they saw a light in a window burning bright

and they went to see if they could find some food but the voices from within the house all sounded loud and rude I steal

what I want and then I steal a little more I'm a ruthless kind of robber who is rotten to the cor if you come into

this den of Thieves a crook is all you'll meet I even stole the food that I'm about to eat meanwhile outside the

house our group had a plan to stop their stomachs from growling on the count of three they took a deep breath and they

all started howling [Music]

and the robber inside was overcome with fear he was frightened by the sounds

that he began to hear he thought the woods were haunted so he ran away and he

never returned to this very

day then our band of four entered through the door and sat down to a table

full of meats and cakes and fruit and when the meal was through what they chose to do was us to open up and look

inside the robers bags of loot each of the bags was fat and

swollen full of musical instruments the thief had stolen the First Act had the

String family there were guitars and banjos and violas within and a base and

a Jello but I pick the violin the second and Sack had the

woodwind family there were Piccolo and obos and a flute and a bassoon but I

chose the clarinet to play my

tune the third sack had the Brass family there were French horns and cornets a

tuba and trumbone but I took the trumpet and played it alone

the fourth sack was full of percussion instruments there were symbols and

bungos and castets and Tony but I thought a star drum was just the right

size for me and when the morning came with their

instruments in hand they continued on to Breman as originally plann and when they

got to town they decided to C practice but before they could even try they met

up with a theater owner who look like he wanted to

cry here in Breman I own the concert hall but things

aren't going very well at all the audience is

waiting for the orchestra to play but a rotten Thief has taken all the instruments away I have really in the

jam I don't know what to do and with nowhere else to turn I am turning to you

and since they' never practiced they wondered whether the audience would like

it when they played together then the dog and the chimp and the lamb and the horse took their placees center stage

and played beautifully of

course when the a show was over the crowd cheered in the theater owner said things are better than I feared and the

audience is happy which is always a plus and it seems you found the instruments the robber took from us so our group of

four reluctantly gave back the stolen goods and told the theater owner that the rest were in the woods they knew

that they would never get to play another show and wandered out into the street not knowing where to go but after

all they've been through they last could understand that it's all right if things don't always turn out like you

plan sure they learned if you keep on trying there's nothing you can't get so

they started down another road into everyone they met they sang they

sang we are on our way to somewhere you can join us if you please why not come

along and check out all the possibilities if you're ready for adventure if you're willing to explore

then come with me and together we'll see what [Applause] [Music]

F so Lambchop did you get anything out of that story oh yes oh yes I learned

that there were so many possibilities that I could play any instrument any

instrument I want oh yes you got it yeah I mean if I want to play the drums it

doesn't mean that I have to copy you that's right no from now on I'm

going to play the drums cuz I want a copy

Ringo what' I say oh Junior tells me that Lamb Chop

still wants to play the drums so I have made her a drum her own size here's how

I did it I started with some uncooked macaroni and I put it into a tuna can

that I very carefully opened next I cut the neck this is the neck off a

balloon there we go and then I stretched the balloon to make it a little

thinner put the tunic can on the other side of a board so I'd have something to push against and

now I've made a drum head Junior quick put tape around to hold my Bloon drum

head in place very good and now I got a drum

head I turn it over and I put the popsicle stick on the back would you

tape that in place too now I made a number of these cuz they were fun to make see I decorated each one

differently this is decorated with candy and this with paper clips and they make a great sound you can drum with your

fingers or you can drum with a stick or you can use it as a

rattle so what does lamp chop think of a new drum what does lamp chop think of her new drum it's a

[Music]

hit you and me together I hope it never

ends you can't be mine but we could still be

friends forever the fun will never

end you can't be mine but we could still

be friends I hope that we'll still be

friends I know that will still be we will

still be [Music]

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