01x11 - Work Study

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previously on undergrads you gotta pay

for cigarettes here what is this

communism

now they've raised the price of

collector's edition choice of Cloud City

multi pack how will I finish my Han Solo

frozen in carbonite diorama can't you

use these droids

those are javis droids I love you cow

but this will never work you can't even

figure out how to get my bra

I've got the answer to all our problems

my parents gave me a credit card

that's amazing so which end you put in

the rock

on my computer screen the best years of

our lives are AGP

but anyway

you

but nowhere oh not before we eat I'd

like to give thanks to my parents for

giving me this credit card with its

hundred dollar limit no longer we've

prisoners on our campuses there's a

whole world out there for us to explore

Hojo's BK lounge and who knows one day

maybe even Red Lobster oh come on you do

the same for me

who's got the Grand Slam wham bam thank

you ma'am

that would be me they're sweet lips to

cream covered buns a lovely pair of

well-formed melons and a sweet sweet

piece of pie picnic what everybody got

what they need

okay all set

and can you pay the waiter this much put

it on the car

so how far you willing to go for a

bigger tip what Ronco I'm not paying for

porn sites there's plenty of free porn

on the web

yeah there's free porn but it's full of

ads I mean what kind of Jackass they're

trying to sell a guy something when he's

you know taking his horse to get a drink

of water

it's so tacky come on knits I need this

sure what are credit cards for if not

downloading fake pictures of jennifer

Love Hewitt what's fake

those are implants thanks dude you

demand yep I'm the man hello hey mom

yeah the cards working out great thanks

harder to you five time no I don't mind

you guys calling every day after all you

are paying the bills I'm using the card

responsibly all right so I'll talk to

you later

love you too anything for you my friend

I thought you were out on a date me too

that's why I came over I am on a date

best buddy guys but I had to leave the

lady in line did you know that movie

tickets cost money and speaking of money

I have some money guy no problem Cal

I'll just put the tickets on the car

um could you hurry it up guys the ladies

seem to think we were gonna be late even

though the movie started 20 minutes ago

you're welcome thanks guy

so like I take your money and spend it

on ladies lipsticks with me

and it makes us even right sure I guess

10 bucks won't break me in that case we

should check out these [ __ ] and

dominatrix sites they kick a*s really

actual a*s Wow

vintage 77 standees mint condition 30

bucks

sir the possibility of such fiscal

extravagance working in your favor is

approximately 3,720 to 1 never tell me

the odds those two units should serve

you well

yeah it'll mean no more spending for the

rest of the month but what the hell I'm

sure my friends will understand friends

that must be nice what do you think well

it's not like you're gonna get laid

anyway so dude I called ahead and

ordered a pizza I told him it'd be on

the card so there's an extra $10 charge

plus tip but what the hell it's not like

it's my money yeah the thing is since I

bought r2 in 3pl I don't know if it's

such a good night to worry I told him to

hold the pepperoni you won't get gassy

but I'm glad you talked to me before you

bought it because well I'm not sure I

have the money to hold on a second okay

Cal what do you want money for oh hi mom

nope not gonna get dollar over the limit

not one dollar everything's fine we're

fine we're all fine here now how are you

yeah boring conversation anyway problem

with the folks I should have seen this

coming I've got to return these are my

parents will bust my credit card

something like this seems to happen

every time I try to enjoy myself in

college hey man if you need me to do

something thanks Rocco but this is my

problem I'll take care of it by myself

after all I caused it by myself

delivery for Rocco $28 charge sign here

we don't serve your kind in here your

droids will have to wait outside no

refunds store credit only you don't

understand when they get the bill my

parents are gonna k*ll me better them

than me

$47 over my limit gotta get the money to

mom before she gets the credit card bill

or else me and that guys will never have

fun again where will I get the money

hey earn a hundred dollars a day

must be able to read without talking out

loud damn big money fast fast fast

psychology study looking for students

who don't swear damn work study new jobs

same wages if you can read this you're

qualified yes damn that way is the

computer lab and on the second and third

floors of the stacks around back are the

dumpsters

there's the empty closet and my cup top

is the roof you gotta know this stuff

for when it's a break time break time

right I think I got it it would be nice

to get some help on this shift that

actually helps to set it Dave I was

insulting you these good one dude so how

much do I get paid

and when and how much eager huh

listen as a white male I'm sure you have

no experience starting at the bottom but

that is what you're gonna have to do

here in the library okay whatever it

takes for starters I need you to guard

the stacks sounds good to me you got a

problem with people stealing books that

can check out for free we do not have a

problem with stealing nets your job is

to keep people from having sex and/or

masturbating in the stacks

you're kidding right yeah no and if you

fail to prevent such activity it is your

job to clean up the mess afterwards

hey guys take it easy it's been a long

day in the stacks so what are we gonna

do tonight chief get some sloppy

pay-per-view porn from our youth that's

and that's a money guy you know we can't

spend any more until I get that money to

my mom but in the meantime that doesn't

mean we can't have fun hello huh

what the hell's up with this place whoa

see this is free and this is fun you

hungry

yeah I'm gonna get me the baby back ribs

stop looking at me but now is that on

Rishi oh I just want to give thanks to

those angels who inspired us to rock out

for God thank you

well guys it's free three enema I don't

even know he was in prison guy oh let's

call it a day oh look guys I know this

free stuff kind of sucks but I'm working

as hard as I can to get the gravy train

flowing again making money is just not

that easy guys that'll be 1995 please

hope

I never thought making money could be so

easy yeah you want 300 CD at 8 and 8

done offer the low price of 1995 for

trade wait I'm getting another call

please hold hello yeah you could do that

but the real moneys in blue stars I'm

bullish on blue star ok

Wall Street say lady I'm broke can you

give me $7 so we can get a room

absolutely sweet meat and here's a

little something for next time

Nitz is making money

Jimmy's making money even that putt cows

got money what can I do while I was

doing the form I filled up let's see 1 2

3 8 cups I'm sorry sir but we don't

accept donations made in the lobby damn

it it's gonna take me another okay I'm

ready

let's just make sure you're qualified

first non-smoker exercise six times a

week

I take the Sabbath off and you're

attending Central State junior Community

College listen son you get points for

honesty but we only accept owners from

elite institutions a Princeton MIT

Decker Sun Tech tech erson Tech that

gives me an idea

Sukhi can I check off in your room rock

out what do I say every time you ask

that then I'm gonna need some from you

because it's not fair that everybody's

making money but me hmm maybe we can

work something out

some of my day traders are claiming they

don't have the cash to cover their

margin calls so you want me to bust some

kneecaps no I see there are other ways

to collect I must admit our friend Kim P

is quite the genius yeah if I can't pay

him in cash you correct in white gold

brilliant yeah can't fail collecting for

gimpy

come on these were the good times the

days of Plenty there was me

no more instant coffee for me from now

on its flavored instant coffee Rocco I

had no idea how much expensive European

porn rocks I can't even read the

articles if I want to be rich rules cow

you sure one is neat and me there was

this one thing missing

knit I'd say you've earned this yes my

check

wipe hands please finally I'll pay off

my mom the gravy train will flow again

and me and the guys will get back to

having fun $42 gross - Social Security

state federal and local equals nine

dollars and 79 cents Oh

dude you get paid to work here

work-study is not all about money nets

think about your future

this kind of down and dirty experience

is absolutely necessary whether you hope

to get a job in the public or private

sector work-study is our generation's

Vietnam are you talking words

hey guy we've missed you yeah let's go

grab a slice look no one wants to get

out of here more than me but I'm still

broke put down the map guy

what are you to rescue you yeah you can

take this job and shove it

Dimpy and I are swimming in wazzle cat

lady's gave me

we've got enough dough for you to get

out of the hole with your mom and get a

slice with us pepperoni yeah we got like

tens of dollars it's five - hey I don't

know what to say maybe this will change

your mind like I need my mind changed

this is the AEV pit not a country club

please take this socializing elsewhere

and Nitz get back to work

go on tell them uh yeah thing is

something's come up and I kind of don't

need to work anymore

but you guys have been great and I don't

want to burn any bridges and he ain't

working for the man no more so screw you

with some sexual harassment on top in

your face as soon as your mom gets this

check you'll be out of a hole Congrats

dude Rocco this is incredibly generous

but you don't have to but you don't need

to say it man now let's mail this thing

and go home Cal the check

we already mailed it when it snowed with

Gibby you should have been there Joe

it's great not to have to work union

nachos never tasted so good yeah I don't

mind paying for our date but I really

don't think I should have to pay for

your little friend - and I'm definitely

not going for any kinky men outside wha

unless you really want me to surf in the

paper play sites just like old times

you said it old times just like him

let's say we crush somebody and unreal

if that's what you want to do not if you

don't want to no no this is totally your

call I just don't want the fact that I'm

paying to enter into it at all it

doesn't that's a relief

because I wouldn't want my money to ever

come between us or make you feel

uncomfortable in any way funny

I am so psyched for a little

old-fashioned hanging out me too dude

can you hit play on the CD no problem oh

and can you hand me my margarita can you

get that come on Rocco don't be a jerk

but I used to lead get away you're

saying stuff like that when I was broke

but not now

now I got class

[ __ ] nits I gotta go stay here and keep

my chair one now second thought just get

me a ham and cheese hot bucket yeah

scratch that keep my chair once

golf it off nerdo open mr. Rocco sir i

chide her I'd rather ha ha ha

I've been working very hard for you and

the mr. gimpy sir and I'm just one man

and I've only got 2 and I offer her it

hurt it hurt

I can't give you any more money Cal I

love my Steffensen repossessed because I

spent everything I had on you I see you

lady

come on the money now Cal I promise I'll

help you want to get back on my feet

oh I don't want you on your feet baby

you watch on your back

come on how could this happen it's a

natural resource like oil you go to the

well too often and you're gonna run dry

so what are we gonna do now well I've

been up to first class I'm not going

back to coach listen I thought it would

be great not to be broke but it's not

you guys paying for everything sucks

worse than working that's cool we don't

have any gimpy and I kind of tapped out

all our sources and that lady's telling

me I spent all their money are you guys

saying you're broke too I guess we kind

of overdid it before but we've learned

our lesson yeah I learned a few ask

women for money they'll give it to you

and there's no strings attached except

sex so ready to call the rents and get

things back to normal

Wow hello hi mom

yeah I was gonna call you I wanted to

explain about that I sent that check to

cover the overspending on the credit

card bill yeah I wanted to prove that I

know how to be responsible thanks mom

come on you're embarrassing me

I also wanted to tell you that I don't

want the credit card anymore uh-huh

dude no you're blowing it try something

like let me keep the card or give money

to Rocco uh-huh

mm-hmm no I'm not on the drugs dad

please put mom back on yeah I guess I

just figured out that there is no such

thing as free money there's always

strings I'll be fine mom

really we all will

so guys what are we gonna use the card

hey I want to thank you guys again for

being so cool about me quitting it from

the back and all you quit quite frankly

I'm surprised you wanted to come back I

wouldn't have hey either good yeah well

the job may not pay much it's pretty

boring it kind of smells in here

but it gives me enough money to have a

good time every now and then with no

strings attached

mr. spine

break time