09x05 - Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class in High School

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Previously on The Amazing Race...

- This leg is still not over.
- Oh, sh**t.

You're still racing.

Ten teams continued
from Moscow, Russia...

Hold that plane!

and traveled 1.100 miles
to Stuttgart, Germany.

After cozying up
with Danielle and Dani

Eric and Jeremy surged way ahead,

cracking bottles and
jokes at the Detour.

- How you doing?
- Yo, that's my girl.

German karate.

With Lake and Michelle...

- Don't do it hard now.
- Shut up and take it like a man.

and BJ and Tyler
close behind.

Today, we hit our stride.

Fran and Barry emerged
from the back of the pack

for the first time.

There it is, I got it.

But had trouble learning
a traditional German dance.

- Oh, God, I'm off.
- Start over again.

It's too fast, exhausting.

Mother-daughter team
Wanda and Desiree...

I haven't seen any
signs for Munich, have you?

with friends
Danielle and Dani in tow...

We're in the same spot.

couldn't navigate.

Oh, my God.

We're going on a circle,
this is the same spot.

Then got lost going
to the Roadblock.

This is where we left off!

The two teams had to
compete with each other

to avoid last place.

We've been teaming up.

You can only help
each other so long.

And Dani found the
Travelocity Roaming Gnome first.

Mom, I just don't
know where it is.

Ultimately, Eric and Jeremy
arrived first at the pit stop.

You are team number one.

And Wanda and
Desiree came in last.

I'm sorry to tell you, you have
been eliminated from the race.

Now, eight teams remain.
Who will be eliminated next?

Subtitulado y sincronizado por: TwiNe

This is Munich, Germany.

Founded more than
a thousand years ago

by Benedictine monks,
it is now one of the most

important business
centers in Europe.

Known for everything
from banking to beer.

And one of its most
famous landmarks:

the Siegestor.

This monument of peace
was the fourth pit stop

in a race around the world.

Teams arrived here at
the end of the last leg

for a mandatory rest period.

The eight teams waiting
here have no idea

what's in store for them.

Will Lake and Michelle
continue their momentum

and stay at the
front of the pack?

And will Dave and Lori's
solid relationship

keep them on track?

Eric and Jeremy, who were
the first to arrive at 2:15 PM...

Give it to us, baby.

will depart at 2:15 AM.

Route Info.

"Fly to Palermo, Italy."

Teams must now fly


on the island of Sicily.

When they arrive,
teams must take a taxi

to the Teatro Massimo.

It's here at this


the teams will find
their next clue.

- Sweet.
- So, let's get this show on the road.

We're in a great position
'cause we're not overanalyzing.

- You know where the airport is?
- I've got a map.

We're just being
idiots like normal.

Competing and getting
chicks and doing the stuff

we normally do, man.

We hope the girls
make it through.

We're having a lot
of fun with them.

And hopefully, they'll
pull their heads out

of their fine little asses.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- "Fly to Palermo, Italy."
- "Fly to Palermo, Italy."

- Italy.
- Let's go.

Air--is the airport
down this way?

We both believe in
karma in terms of

personal relationships with people.

- It's very easy.
- Great.

By using humor, we get
people to want to help us.

Be still.

- "Fly to Palermo, Italy."
- All right, babe, let's go.

All right, get in the car.

I thought we were gonna
wait for Lake and Michelle.

- Come on, guys, follow us.
- We're coming.

Mama mia.

- We got exact directions.
- Let's get it, baby.

Michele is navigating.

She still has a little
room to grow there.

It's good we get out of here
ahead of people a little bit.

We'll be in Italy first.

I think Michelle can
do better mentally.

There's been a time or two
where she's been right,

but there's probably been
three or four times

where I've been right.

And I'm still the
leader of this team.

If we do end up getting
on the flight, that is sweet.

Everybody else is gonna
be clawing around.

Airport straight ahead, bro.

Plane's here.

Let's at least go over
to the Airport Center.

Hi, we need to get to Palermo.

Earliest flight possible.

Okay, the first flight,
you have to change once in Rome.

Okay.

Is with Alitalia at 6:35,
and you will arrive at 10:15.

And that's the fastest flight
to get there in this airport?

- Yeah.
- You girls have hickeys?

Was somebody kissing you,

is that why you have
the scarfs around there?

- No, no, no.
- Oh.

You're so sweet, and so helpful.

There we go, Alitalia.

Right here.
Now, we got time.

Terminal one.
Sweet.

All right, love.

Let's see if
we can get a flight.

There's the frat boys on there.

Frat boys!

Back, forward.
Pump it.

Just like we hoped,
that you all broke a leg.

Is there internet anywhere?

If you go down the stairs.

Come on.
I'll take care of it, babe.

Let's do that.

It's stupid to sit there
and waste time playing in

wheelchairs.
Dumb asses.

I say we do the obstacle course.

- We're in line already.
- All right, fraties.

Go!

Come on, BJ.
You got it.

You still got the lead.
You got the lead, BJ.

You got the lead, push it,
push it, push it hard.

Push it hard.
You got the lead, BJ.

Come on, push it.

Let's go see what Lake is--
what Lake is up to.

It's not like, it's Lake.
Lake, not like.

Where's the clue box?

Lake!
Where are you, buddy?

I'll do the clicker. You do the typer.

That's all in German.
You can't read it.

Sure you can get this in English.

English.

To Palermo.

- Here we go.
- Got it?

Tickets were successfully purchased.

We got the 6:35 flight
out of Munich,

and we're gonna be...

Arriving in Palermo
we think at 10:15 AM.

That flight's not coming up.

Michelle, you're telling me
you've sit around here,

didn't book the 6:35
and now it's full?

I immediately went to try

but I can't get on it for some reason.

Straighten up, let's go.

I'd like it better
if you just handle it.

I can't do the Internet.

Oh, man.

Wouldn't that be sweet if we
booked the last tickets on the flight?

All right.

"Find Teatro Massimo."

- We're off.
- Let's go.

Each leg, we're learning
more about what mistakes

we have made previously
and how to repair them.

We've learned how
to play the game.

This is our car.

We're gonna be out there just
trying as hard as we can.

And that is what
is going to carry us

higher up the ladder.

Let's rock and roll, baby.

"Find the Teatro Massimo and
search for your next clue."

Kick ass,
we're going to Italy.

- I love you.
- I love you too.

This race has been solid proof
that we are deeply in love.

- Deeply.
- Deeply.

We've been approaching the
race just one leg at a time,

not really focused too
much on the competition.

Just got to run a clean race.

We gotta be smooth like butta.

"Fly to Palermo, Italy."

We're going to Italy.

Making big decisions on
behalf of Joseph and myself

was really good, people
look at me and they think

that I'm a dumb blonde.

I can't believe we're going
to Palermo, Italy.

I'll use the dumb blonde and
the ditz to my advantage

because I'm not stupid.

You guys have your reservation?

Alitalia.

- The 6:35.
- That's the earliest flight.

The one that arrives at 10:15.

- How'd you do that?
- The internet.

Oh, wow, that's good.

Well, hopefully we get on it,
otherwise we're idiots.

- What gate do we go to?
- D08.

Let's go.

- Hello, how are you?
- Fine, thanks.

We need to get tickets
on the first morning flight

to Palermo, Italy.

Today, the first flight
is fully booked.

It's fully booked.

We could be could be on the plane
right at the start.

Okay, can you read German?

Let's try to find
somethin' else, baby.

Let's go to Lufthansa.

Is there anything standby?

The problem is that...

we must wait to the last minute.

Okay, let's just
cross our fingers.

- We need to go to Palermo.
- Palermo, Palermo.

It will depart at 9:30 AM.

And arriving at what time, sir?

- At 2:00 PM.
- All right, that's good, go ahead.

I'm concerned
about all the people

getting on this freaking flight.

Departure.
Palermo.

Lufthansa.

That's Fran and Barry.

Damn, they caught up with our ass.

We're trying to get to Palermo
as quickly as possible.

It will depart at 9:30 AM.

And what time does
it arrive in Palermo?

At 2:00 PM.

Any other airlines that
has a better connection?

Alitalia.

And what time does it
arrive in Palermo?



This is half an hour before,
as the other...

...people who was there before
ten minutes ago.

Great.
Thank you so much.

Barry.

- You think anybody saw you?
- We're busy.

I'm just saying if you think
anybody saw you guys.

- No, no.
- No, no, please, step back.

- No.
- We've already got our ticket.

- I know, just step back, please.
- Okay.

Okay, they're done.

Why she act like that, we haven't
done anything you know.

No, please.

She's a doctor's wife.

She shouldn't be actin' like that.

Thank you very much.

All right, now...

our friend is trying to
get us on the first flight.

Good morning, guten tag.
All right, see ya.

Okay.

I think it's possible.

- Awesome.
- Cool.

- Thank you so much.
- Yeah, yeah.

Good work, dudes.

Yeah, this is it.

The lightweight pack.

The quickest route
to Palermo, Italy.

Lufthansa at 9:30 AM.

Arrive in Palermo at 1:25 PM.

- We'll take that.
- Thank you.

Let's go.

Palermo, Italy.

Where's the airport?
Okay, thank you.

Since we start the race,
just being around Yolanda.

I can see Yolanda
what is made of.

She's very strong,
she doesn't give up,

she has her own way of thinking,
she has her own mind.

I mean, that's what
I really respect.

Palermo, Italy.

What do you wanna try first?
Okay, let's go.

Sir?

- We need tickets to Palomino, please.
- No, Joseph.

- What did you say?
- Palermo.

Palermo.
You say it.

We need two tickets
to Palermo, Italy.

You need to go on this


and then from Rome to
Palermo is Alitalia flight.



We want that flight.

- "Fly to Palermo, Italy."
- Yeah.

- Italy, sweet.
- Can't wait.

Danielle and I made a
promise to each other

we're not going to stress out.

We are hanging on to
this race by a hair.

We're not giving up,
we're gonna keep on going,

we're gonna take our time,
and maybe slow and steady

will win us the next leg.

Damn, I just hate to be
right in with everybody else.

This is just such a pain in my ass.

It's so cold out here.

Good morning.
Do you have any flights

heading out to Palermo, Italy?

- Yeah.
- What time is it leaving?

You will be in Palermo at 2:00 PM.

- Let's go ahead and take it.
- We're gonna take it.

- Good morning.
- Hi, guys.

Excuse me, we need
tickets to Palermo, Italy.

And that's the quickest way?

- Yeah.
- And we would be in Palermo at 2:00?

- Thank you so much.
- Let's go.

- Thanks, guys.
- Bye, thank you.

It's good to see the
frat boys even though

we're gonna b*at them.

Palermo?
Where are you guys?

We're on a different
flight than you guys?

Our flight's getting
in at 10:15 AM

Apparently, we got booked
on a later flight.

We're still ahead
of everybody else,

but we're going
to be behind them.

They didn't make it.
Hustle, hustle!

Taxi!

What's up?
Teatro Massimo.

- Okay.
- Grazie.

- We're checking in.
- Michelle, you must've looked at the wrong gate.

No, I didn't.

Because they're going
way down there.

Lake and Michelle are getting
on a different flight than us.

Or they got a different
flight somewhere else.

- What flight is he on?
- 12:15 PM.

Is there any way
we can make the 12:15?

No, the flight is full.

That is unbelievable.
Those freakin' people.

We sat around with
our thumbs up our butts.

Did everything wrong.

- Hey.
- Thank you.

Damn!

God, we're the only ones
on this flight.

You've got to be kidding me.

Went from first to last.

There's not one those son of
b*tches on this flight, dang it.

There's not one those son of
b*tches on this flight, dang it.

Don't give up, somebody's
gonna make a mess-up.

And it's not gonna be us.

Because I have you as a partner,
and you don't mess up.

Did they make it?

Here comes Ray and Yolanda.

Lake and Michelle.

We flew in with the pinkies.

- Oh, well.
- We're all caught up now.

Dang it.

Teatro Massimo.

What are we gonna get
in this clue box?

Hey, andiamo.

"Drive yourselves to the town
of Castellammare del Golfo."

Teams must now choose
one of these marked cars

and drive themselves


of Castellammare del Golfo.

Named after this ancient fortress.

On the fortress's
seaside terrace,

teams will find their next clue.

Can we take this horse?

Drive yourselves.

All right.

We're looking for the Autostrada.

Teatro Massimo.

This is more like our flavor.
Nice warm weather.

And Italian women.
Oh, Italian women.

Teatro Massimo.

Teatro Massimo.

Teatro Massimo.
Look at how pretty it is.

- Come on.
- Let's go and kick their asses.

- Teatro Massimo.
- Teatro Massimo.

Teatro Massimo.

- Okay.
- Yes.

Look at all the army boys, nice.

Let's get in.

- Are they both ahead of us?
- Yeah, they are.

Damn!

Right there!

"Drive yourselves to town of
Castellammare del Golfo."

Let's pull out, Jer.

Your hair looks fine.

Bocella should be around
here somewhere.

Parking, perfect.

- Check this out.
- Nice.

Detour: Foundry or Laundry.

A Detour is a choice
between two tasks,

each with its own pros and cons.

In this Detour, teams
have to choose between

Foundry and Laundry.

In Foundry teams must
walk to this nearby metalworks

and pick up a


Then, using a vehicle
known as an ape,

they'll drive to these steps

and hand carry the
bell up to this church.

Chiesa Maria del Soccorso,
where the priest

will hand them their next clue.

In Laundry teams have
to find this intersection

littered with laundry lines.

Then, from the apartment balconies,

they must search amongst


to find just one of


marked with a red
and yellow tag.

Once they've found
the marked clothing,

they must bring it
to this laundry lady

and trade the item of
clothing for their clue.

We've done a lot of searching.

Why don't we do some more?

Let's ask these guys.

Corso Giuseppe Garibaldi?

Right.
Left.

It's got to be
around here somewhere.

There's the laundry.

Wow.
That's a lot of laundry.

Let's go up here.
Look for a race-color tag,

a red and yellow tag.

- Teatro Massimo.
- Yeah.

Come on.
Here it is.

- Castellammare.
- Okay, let's go pay this guy.

Yes, yes.
Teatro Massimo.

- I see it.
- Over here!

No, no, no, I got one!

- Okay.
- I got one.

Pay attention!

- "Drive yourselves..."
- "Castellammare del Golfo."

Come on, we got to
get our bags.

- Castellammare del Golfo.
- We'll follow, one of these cars.

- You have to drive good, Jo.
- I know, babe, I'm just following him.

Let's go.

Okay, I got it on the map.

Watch it.
That was not good.

Driving like an Italian, man.

I love it.

Driving on the Autostrada, you then...

- That's the highway, babe.
- We wanna get on the highway.

We're going to another town.

This traffic is horrible.

Jiminy!

All right, I'm just
checking all the pockets.

Beautiful!

That sure didn't take
a long at all.

I found this piece of clothing
for you, laundrywoman.

Bella.

"Drive yourselves to the
ancient town of Segesta."

Teams must now drive 13 miles
to the ancient city of Segesta

and find the archaeological zone.

Once here, teams
will hike one mile

to the Teatro di Segesta.

Built in the 5th century,
this ancient Greek amphitheater

is where teams will
find their next clue.

"Caution, Yield ahead."

- Who are we gonna Yield?
- Frat boys. Frat boys.

All we can do is try and
catch up with the hippies.

We made a mistake this morning,

hopefully we don't
make any more.

Watch out, watch out.
Come on.

Come on.
All right, baby.

Come on!

- "Drive yourselves..."
- "To Castellammare del Golfo."

- We got to go.
- Come on.

We're gonna get
on the Autostrada.

All right.

Ah, this is really...

I'm not really great at
driving a stick shift.

There they are, right there.
I see it.

- Drive yourselves...
- Babe, I'm taking it, get in back.

Let's go.

We passed the girls.
Yeah!

Brake, brake, brake, brake.

Our car's rolling back.

I am trying obviously to go,
do you think I don't want to go?

This is going to be
a nightmare in hell.

So It's going to
be by the water.

Well, there's the box right there.

- Foundry or Laundry?
- Let's do the laundry.

I say that sounds easier.

Garibaldi?


Race-colored tag.

- There's nothing.
- Hey, look in here.

- This is one of Phil's turtlenecks.
- Yeah.

This guy, he's got to
know where we're going.

- This is the street?
- Yes.

- Will you wait?
- Yes.

Yes.
Detour.

- All right, let's do the church bell.
- It's faster, we're doing it.

Make sure nothing falls.

- Another one of Phil's shirts.
Got it.

All right, let's go.

- Thank you.
- Grazie.

"Drive yourselves to the
ancient town of Segesta."

"Yield ahead."

You think the hippies
would Yield us?

Maybe they would right now.

Oh, my gosh.

This is beautiful!

Yield ahead.

Oh, here's the Teatro.
This is definitely the way.

- Yeah.
- This is good exercise.

Here's the Yield.

This is the first of only
two Yields on the entire race.

At this specific spot,
one team can force

any other team to Yield.

That is stop racing for a
predetermined amount of time.

Teams can exercise their Yield power

only once during the race.

So, they need to decide when
it's in their best interest to use it.

Any team that's been
forced to Yield

must turn this
hour glass over

and wait for the sand to
run out before they continue on.

- We choose...
- Choose...

Not to Yield!

Roadblock.

"Who's good at piecing
things together?"

A Roadblock is a task that
only one person may perform.

In this Roadblock, that person
must correctly piece together

a classical Greek statue.

What the teams don't know
is that there are two extra pieces

that are not needed
to finish the statue.

Once the task is completed,
the archaeologist will hand

them their next clue.

I did the last one,
It's all you.

All right, buddy.

Put those knees and those legs
and those elbows and those arms.

- Sounds good to me.
- Andiamo.



- Via Renda.
- This way?

- Via Renda.
- Yes!

Yes.

- There's the bells.
- Okay.

-To the ape.
- Come on.

Hold on, don't move too fast!

Joseph, you're not
staying with me.

- Monica, we're...
- We are going to...

Just pick it up!
Come on!

- There's not one street sign.
- We're just going forever here.

This is insane.

Oh, these guys are here already.

Did you see how heavy
that thing was?

Via Don Leonardo Zangara.

- Is this Zangara?
- Ah, this is Via Zangara.

Drop off.

All right, cool.

- I need to help you.
- Go!

- Joseph, no.
- I got it.

- It's so heavy.
- I know, let's go.

Just lead the way.

- Parking, right here.
- Well, where are we going?

Maybe there's a clue box.

Well, it's not down here,
that's obvious.

Oh, baby, you're Hercules.
We're almost there.

Baby, you're doing so good.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

The ancient town of Segesta.

- You...
- Okay.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, good bye.

We'll go right.

I knew I would love Italy.

- Not down here.
- Let's go down there.

There it is!
Okay, we walked right by it.

We only lost five
minutes, not a biggie.

Son of a g*n.

Detour.

I don't think that I could
lift that bell up.

All right, we're doing Laundry.

It might be down here.
Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, here we are.

Let's do that one right here.

All the laundry out,

it's like the old days.

I wonder if these young teams
know what a clothespin is.

- I think we turn here.
- I see the clue box.

Sweet.

Laundry.

- Let's do that one.
- Let's do the laundry.

- We're not that athletic people.
- Yeah, no kidding.

We're gonna finish this
and then we're gonna go on

to another clothesline.

Just stay calm.

- Here it is.
- Okay.

Good job.
Thank you.

"Yield ahead."

- Garibaldi, yeah.
- Garibaldi.

Hey, guys, have fun.

This sucks.
They're turnin' up the heat.

- Hey, pick a line and do it.
- Oh, my gosh.

Just make sure you're
searching well so that we can

- not have to look at it again.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Come on, come on.
- Baby, baby.

- Detour.
- I'm gonna get the bell.

We can get back in it.
Today is a physical day.

The box was back there.

- I spot this clue box, baby.
- You are so good at seeing these boxes.

- Detour.
- Yeah.

- Let's do the Laundry, wanna do that one?
- Laundry.

I hate this.
Where the hell are we?

You're asking me like I know.

There's the clue
box right there.

Let's start walking.

Is that the clue? That's it?

Yeah, we just got here.
We're gonna have to b*at them.

The last clue.

- Foundry or Laundry?
- Laundry.

We are always last.

We've stayed in there for so long.

We're two girls, we're 22,
we just graduated from college.

All these people, they've
traveled all over the world.

Calm down, we're doing good.

The first one, you turn right.

Oh, thank you.
Yes, it's Via Renda.

Please slow, please slow
because it hurt.

You wanna set it down
and then put it in?

- I get it.
- Thank you.

Go straight.

I don't know what
I'm looking for.

I don't either, baby.
But come on.

- You got to give it a sh*t.
- Come on, babe.

Giuseppe Garibaldi?

- Look at all these clothes.
- Baby, people live there.

That's their stuff.

There is Giuseppe something.

Underneath here.
Make a left.

- Lori.
- Oh, the girls are here.

- Wow.
- Lori and Dave are still here.

- We're still in it.
- Hey, ladies.

We got to hurry, baby.

Lake, this is the Giuseppe Garibaldi.

Okay.

They've found it.
That's good, let's get this one.

- All right.
- Oh, my God.

We need to kick it into high gear
so we get the clue before them.

- Are y'all having fun yet?
- No, I wanna k*ll myself.

We could just get lucky
here and get one.

Please let us find this thing.

I'm flabbergasted, I don't
think that it's out here.

Come on, we got
to give it a sh*t.

- Try a different line.
- Damn it.

- You got to keep trying, okay?
- This is hard.

I can't believe they
caught up with us.

Honey, you got to put them back
on as soon as you take them off.

- I know that.
- Okay.

How do they get
this thing to work?

Baby, I'm better at putting
clothes out than you.

Baby, come on, we gonna--

Lake, I'm trying to
put the laundry up.

You're supposed
to be searching it.

No, I've already
searched both lines.

- We're going to move to another line.
- Okay, let's go down there.

We got a chance, baby.

If we can just find
this wobbling mother.

Let's go here.

Oh, my God!

- I got it, just lead me the way.
- Okay.

Let's go, Ray!

I'm good.

I'm watching him
and I'm in awe.

You can do it, love.

His perseverance shows
incredible strength of character.

And he's just everything that
I'm looking for in a partner.

Oh, I'm gonna cry.

Just don't drop it
on his feet.

Thank you.

- "Caution, Yield ahead."
- Yield ahead, we're good.

We got to hurry
and get into our car.

- This is gonna be a hard one.
- Yeah.

But somebody's gonna
get lucky and find it.

I don't seem to be
having any luck.

Found it.
Got it.

Go this way.
This way. This way.

- God, they found it.
- They got it?

Oh, my God.

That sucks for us.

- Grazie.
- Grazie.

"Drive yourselves to the
ancient town of Segesta."

"Caution, Yield ahead."

- Do you wanna Yield anybody?
- I don't know.

- To the ancient town of Segesta.
- We need to ask somebody.

Can you tell me
where is Segesta?

Oh, quick.
Oh, we got to hurry.

- Okay, so, go back towards the highway.
- Okay.

We're coming!

- That's awesome.
- See you.

Good for you.

We did very, very good.

You did make up some ground,
you know that, right?

That was a little
workout for today.

From here on out,
we just gotta follow the signs.

Pray somebody gets lost.

Keep going?

Oh...

There are no signs.

I have absolutely no idea
where we are.

This got to be it.
Walk on foot to the Teatro.

Yield ahead.

- Way up there.
- Yeah.

Good thing I took that Human
Anatomy class in high school.

Nice.
Que bello.

Hold on,
there's two extra pieces.

Maybe there's just
two extra pieces.

Yes!

"Make your way on foot
to the next pit stop."

Teams must now make
their way on foot

one mile downhill to this
structure: Tempio di Segesta.

Built in the 5th Century B.C.

this temple is one of the
most well-preserved buildings

of ancient times.

It is also the Pit Stop
for this leg of the race,

the last team to check in
here may be eliminated.

Oh, we better hurry.

This way.

- It's gonna be a bit of a jog, I think.
- Yeah.

- There's the hippies.
- Where?

- Right there.
- Let's go.

Dang it, man, we got to
b*at those hippies, damn!

Que bella.

- Welcome to Sicily.
- Grazie.

BJ and Tyler,
you are team number one.

Oh, what?

Now, I have some
good news for you.

We'll get pizza pie.
We get--

As the winners of
this leg of the race,

you have won a digital
imaging package from Duracell,

which comes complete with the
state-of-the-art digital camera,

a photo printer, computer,
and Duracell PowerPix batteries.

Wow!

- What is that?
- Digital imaging.

- Yes, yes.
- Yield ahead.

We choose not to Yield
anybody at this time.

You got your breath?

Roadblock.

"Who's good at piecing
things together?", me.

- All right, here's the leg piece.
- Remember, it's a statue of a man.

You know, I can take off my
shirt and show you guys.

Check me out, dude.

Like this.
Because Greek guys are ripped.

Zona Archeologica.
Here we are.

No one's going to Yield us, are they?

No!

Yeah, you got to lift him up
like that, there you go.

As soon as Dani makes
some of these guys,

she's probably gonna leave me.

Oh, there's another piece, so
you got to keep him lifted up.

Yeah, but it's small pieces.
I think I made his arm wrong.

Check out the
bicep on that arm.

Oh, it's just extra pieces.
Where's an archeologist?

Good?
Thank you.

"Make your way
to the next pit stop."

- It's in the temple up there?
- Yeah.

There's the Yield.

We choose not to Yield.

- This might be a Roadblock.
- Do you wanna try it?

- Yeah.
- Okay, babe, this is all you.

Holy hottie.

Welcome to Sicily.

Eric and Jeremy,
you are team number two.

All right, not eliminated.

Geez, you think you could be
maybe a little bit more excited?

We made a lot of mistakes today
we shouldn't have made.

Please, let me find this thing.

Geez, let me find it.

This whole thing
has been about luck.

And we don't have any of it,
that's the problem.

Oh, man,
I thought I saw something.

Ha, got it!

- Thank God.
- Right there.

- Kiss me, darling.
- Let's go, let's go.

Sugar blossom!

They just finished it now.

Thank you.

"Archeologica di Segesta
and make your way on foot..."

- I saw that on the map.
- The Teatro."

- I saw that on the map.
- Let's go.

"Caution, Yield ahead."

- Autostrada?
- Yes, yes, Autostrada.

Slow down, slow down.

Oh, I'm going fast.

Oh, my goodness.
The roads are horrible.

We were in the
backwoods of Brazil

and now we're in the
backwoods of Italy.

You think we need to
Yield somebody?

We know the girls are
probably back there.

Only if you want to, I'm
gonna let you decide, not me.

Where the hell is
this stupid thing?

Danielle?

Yeah.
Come on, let's go.

"Caution, Yield ahead."

It really is crazy.

We're only hanging on by a thread.

Just don't give up.
It could be worse.

We could be in Russia.

I don't think we're heading
in the right direction.

We'll ask somebody
if we see somebody.

- Hey, guys.
- Segesta.

The street, the Autostrada.

- This is not Autostrada?
- No.

- Oh.
- Oh, we passed it.

- And we probably lost about 15 minutes.
- I think about 30.

It's up there.

Make your way on
foot to the Teatro.

Teatro is right there.

This is totally incredible.

Keep going, babe.
You're doing awesome.

There's a piece that's
missing right here so it's...

I feel dumb.

Do not get frustrated, please.

There's the Yield.

Fran and Barry, they're
coming right now.

I don't think we
should Yield anyone.

No, so let's get our clue.

"Who's good at piecing
things together?"

We know who that is.
This is your baby.

Just take your time, relax.

It's one of the most beautiful
views you'll see ever.

I've got two pieces missing.

I don't know where
these could go.

Fran, just do your thing.
This is what you're good at.

Just calm down.
You do not have a missing piece.

Work it out.

Okay, the legs are perfect.

Is there just two extra pieces?

Is he done?

- Oh, my God.
- I'm such an idiot.

"Make your way to
the next Pit Stop."

Put the two together
and see if it fits.

Thanks, Bar.

- Finished.
- All right!

"Hurry, the last team to
check in may be eliminated."

Dang it, this is
taking forever to get to.

I think we took the back way.

- Going straight.
- Who is that?

Oh, it's Lake.

We caught Dave.

We got you, baby.
We got you.

Dang it.

What are we looking for?
What are we looking for?

Teatro and it's this way.

Lake, we got to run and
get to the Yield before they do.

Let's go.

We gotta get up that road.

- Read the clue real good again.
- Oh, God, would you read it?

- Okay.
- Just do it.

- There's the other team.
- I can't run up.

Baby, you got to.

Baby...

- I'm trying.
- Come on.

What's that?
You think that's the Teatro?

- Yes.
- That's it.

We got to go back down
this son of a bitch.

There's people up there.

That was no easy
task right there.

Joseph and Monica...

you are team number three.

- Oh, my God.
- This got to be it.

There's a Yield somewhere.

Baby!

- Phil is up there.
- Oh, man.

This is the pit stop here.
God almighty!

- Michelle.
- Shut up.

It's up that dang hill
we just came down.

Barry, where's the Teatro.
Do you know?

- Can't tell you.
- Oh, my God.

They're going to the pit stop.

Fran and Barry,
you're team number four.

Yes!

It's great, baby.

I think we are going in
the wrong direction now.

Wanna go to a gas station?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Segesta?

Autostrada.

It's all my fault.

- We only got to b*at one team.
- Yes, the Yield is ahead.

I doubt that
there's a Yield left.

I'm sure somebody Yielded
somebody already.

Zona Archeologica.

Get me the hell out of here.

- Go to the Teatro.
- Is this Teatro this way?

- There's the other team.
- Let's do it.

Get to the top of
this son of a bitch.

Let's go this way.

- Are they trying to take a shortcut?
- Yes.

We're gonna have to
Yield if nobody's Yielded.

Freaking ridiculous.

- This is stupid, Lori.
- Please stop saying that.

I need some water seriously.

Okay, please stop saying that.

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on,
here we are, here we are.

We choose not to Yield anyone.

What goes around
comes around, you know.

- Let's do this.
- Who's good at piecing things together?

- I'll do it.
- You can do it, Lori.

Go!
Go!

- Teams behind us.
- Okay.

There it is!

- I'm so sorry, girls.
- Oh, man.

I really, really, really, don't.

We really didn't wanna
do that, I promise.

- Come on, hurry, Dan.
- I'm coming.

We could be right next to them
instead of so far behind.

Oh, my God.

That's pathetic.

Like we're a
thr*at to you?, no.

"Who's good at piecing things...

- You are, you have to do it.
- I have to.

I'm a dentist.
You know I'm good with my hands.

Obviously, they feel
threatened by us.

Whatever.

Payback's a bitch.

The girls just got Yielded.

Come on, baby!

Elbow.

Leg bones connected
to the knee bone?

This is old anatomy, baby.

- You're great at it.
- Its head.

- That looks funny.
- Is there a whole head?

Yeah, but then
I have extra pieces.

You know we're last
because it's like a lot of cars.

The Teatro.

Walk your ass up here.

That's seriously so pathetic.

Why would they do that?

They know there's another
team behind us, so why are they--

Right, so why are
you yielding us?

Out of all the other people us,
and what did we do?

Because they're hicks
from the south,

and they're jerkoffs.

- End of story.
- Yeah.

Come on, baby.
Let's go.

- You're good, baby, you're so good.
- That's old Mac Daddy, come on now.

- That looks good, Lori.
- I'm trying, baby.

I got my abs up here, sugar pie.

Good!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Maybe all those years
of school are paying off.

That's why they
make dentists take it.

I don't know, babe, I have two
pieces that I cannot figure out

where they go.

That looks like a
piece of the thigh.

- It's one of the legs...
- I know but it doesn't fit.

...smaller than the other?

Don't take it apart, hold on.
Okay, that's okay.

Just take the whole thing off.

Hey, did Ray and them get here?

No, babe, but
I don't care, come on.

- Is that it?
- Okay.

- Anywhere.
- Yeah!

- Pit stop, pit stop, pit stop.
- All right, let's go.

Girls, please don't
hate me, please.

But I wanna still be in the race

so I'm just gonna do
whatever I have to do.

They really gave it
to the wrong people.

We're not getting eliminated
so we just have to play

even harder now.

- Oh, yeah.
- Ramping it up.

Good, let's go.

- Go.
- Come on.

There's one more team behind us.

I'll do it.

I am so good at puzzles.

It should have been
a piece of cake.

But I have these two
pieces that don't fit.

Come on, Dan,
you know this is easy.

It's like a puzzle.

At this point, I just
wanna put it together.

And I wanna stay focused.

It's not hard, it's just like
it has to fit in, you know.

They don't fit together, baby.

They don't fit,
they don't fit anything.

That's got to be
part of the thigh.

I know but it doesn't fit!

If you can tell me where
it fits on the thigh.

If I...if I could see that far,
I wouldn't wear glasses.

It's not part of the neck.

It doesn't fit.

Oh, my God.

I don't know.
It does not fit anywhere.

I don't know where it goes, babe.

Oh, my God.
It's horrible.

Baby, I don't know
if I can do this

if I have two pieces that
I cannot figure out where they go.

Come on, Dan.
You can do it.

- Lori.
- What?

That's got to be
part of the thigh.

I know but it doesn't fit!

Come on, Dan, hurry!

We have to b*at them.

Well, just put the
whole thing together.

What you're doing,
it looks right to me.

I know, it looks
right to me, too.

But I have these two pieces
that they don't fit.

- I've tried every hole.
- Lori.

See if it's all smooth.

I know.

Is it right?

I did that the same time.

That makes me mad because
there's two extra pieces there.

And I did it the same
way three times.

- Hurry up.
- It's that--it's that one up on top

of the hill right there.
We can do this, baby.

- You're good, baby, you're so good.
- That's old Mack Daddy.

We got fat Dave
behind us and the girls.

Don't be ugly.

Well, I mean, he's bigger than me.

There's Ray and Yolanda.

Yeah!

- Come on, guys, you still got time.
- Go, hurry up!

- It's a Roadblock.
- Hey, if you run...

you could still not be eliminated.

Come on, I'll carry you.

Isn't that awesome?

Rise, my friend.

Lake and Michelle,
you're team number five.

We overcame dead last!

Oh, gosh.

All right, we have
not been Yielded,

so we just can't Yield anybody.

"Who's good at piecing
things together?"

- Me.
- You.

Come on, Dan, hurry,.

You can do it, baby.
Come on, baby.

I got a thigh.
Now, I need some upper thigh.

Like my girl, she's got good thighs.

You're so close, Dan.
Come on.

Is it okay?

- No.
- No?

Yolanda, all I need you
to do is get ready

- to run down these stairs.
- Okay, love.

Because I'm about to
bring this one home.

Okay, sweetheart.

- I love you, I love you, I love you.
- I love you too.

This way.

Oh, let's go up into that.

Dave and Lori...

you're team number six.

This is quite a workout program
that we got you guys on.

It sure is.

It's frustrating
but it's all right.

You know, we got like so
frustrated with each other.

And I don't--I don't feel
like being that way with Lori.

We're okay.

- Give me a kiss.
- Give the man a hug.

We're okay, baby. It's okay.

We'll work it out.
Okay?

We're still in it.

Dan.
I have to use every piece?

I don't know.

Dan, Ray's close.

It's getting close, Danielle.

Come on, Dan.

Come on, Dan.
Because I'm coming.

I'm coming like Christmas.

Dan, come on.
He's really close, come on.

I know, I just--
it's not fitting in.

Come on, Dan.
Hurry!

Ask him if you're done.

Could you help--
can someone tell me if I'm done?

All right.

Is it good?

No?

- Okay.
- Damn it! Let's go, baby!

Okay, the last team to
check in may be eliminated.

- All right, baby.
- Foot race.

No, it's not over yet, lovey.

Everyone had two pieces left
and they're gone.

- Is it tight?
- Yeah.

- So what the hell is the problem?
- Yeah?

- Okay.
- Yes?

"Make your way on foot
to the next Pit Stop."

We have to run like the
freaking wind, let's go.

I think those girls are
gonna be comin' fast...

...faster than we think.

Temple.

That's probably it right there.

Come on, let's go.
We can b*at them.

We back in.

We're gonna take them
all out from the bottom

all the way up to the top.

We can do this, Dan.
We're still in the running.

Where is the
Tempio di Segesta?

Let's look around here.

Come on. This way.

- Ray and Yolanda...
- Yeah.

you're team number seven.

- How many teams are there?
- There's eight.

There's eight?
Okay.

It's like the Hall of Shame.

Just tell us, Phil.

Danielle and Dani...

you're the last team to arrive.

I'm sorry to tell you, you have
been eliminated from the race.

Oh, we're proud of ourselves,
and we tried our best

and we had a good time
while we were here.

So I'm happy that
we even made it this far.

Being together, we made it--
we made it fun

- and we made it memorable.
- Yeah.

Just--it showed us how true
our character really is

and how tough we really are,
that we can do things

I thought I would
never do before.

I would say that you guys have
the most successful connections

with the opposite sex
ever on The Amazing Race.

That was a pretty quick
hook up with Eric and Jeremy.

Yeah, we had fun
with Eric and Jeremy.

Yeah, it was fun, we're gonna
stay friends forever, you know.

- Forever?
- Forever and ever.

We've learned more in the race than

people learn in their
lifetime about themselves.

We definitely have strong
minds and big hearts.

We're the double Ds
from New York.

New Yawk.

Stay tuned for scenes
from our next episode.

On the next episode
of The Amazing Race...

Gotta sell 10 pounds, right?

Pesce fresco!

Fran and Barry drum up
business with the Sicilian locals.

- Oh, yes.
- Oh, good.

Oh, God!

While Monica's tantrum incites Joseph.

- Joseph!
- What do you want.

It's the worst thing
I've ever done.