16x07 - Anonymous?

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Race to France.

At the detour, dan and jordan
Remain calm under pressure.

nice and easy.

oh, my God, we survived.

But brent and caite crumble.

Michael's eagle eyes --

I don't think we have to

Continue for long.

no way.

eagle eye. I never miss anything.

Gave

The detectives their

Third win in a row.



while jordan and jeff lost

Their balance and couldn't Recover.

I am sorry to tell you

That you have been
eliminated From the race.

all right.

it was priceless.

it really was just the best.

Six teams remain.

Who will be eliminated next?

This is the champagne Region
of France, a landscape

Studded with vineyards of

Unparalleled quality and

Imposing estates who celebrated

Histories reach back
through The Centuries.

And one of the most
prestigious Locker.

This was the sixth pit stop in

A race around The world.

Louie and michael who were the

First team to arrive at 12:35

P.M. --

team number one, baby!

Will de part at 12:35

A.M.

fly to the island of mahi.

Teams must now travel 5,


Teams will all be traveling on

The same fluth due to
its row met location.

They will have to search for

This I can yossk where they'll
Grab a number and their next Clue.

we're all going to be on the

Same flight at the same time,

Which stinks.

we are racing so much

Smarter, these past
three legs Of the race.

We're

Say "Read it over and over Again."

Fly to the sey crs chilles.

I'm a professional baseball

Coach, and this is the closest

You can have to a world series.

To see how my daughter is

Handling the pressure,
I'm Really proud Of her.

Might not be the strongest

Team, but I guarantee you we're
At it more than any other team.

fly to

The seycihilles.

You know where that is?

nope.

I think it's an island.

good thing we're not Driving.

fly to the islands of mahe.

I've never even heard of That.

we're going to seychilles.

take a number.

We're Going to have book into a

I can yossk because take

a nur Means being put
in some type of Order.

fly to mahe in the se

Combrrvings khillles.

Ow lack of detail and focus

Is what's

k*lling us now.

and you can tell who are the

Bad kids in school.

I wasn't bad in school.

we're going to be all on the

Same Flight, so it's
even Steven from there.

there's a restaurant.

Y'all want to eat first and

Then we'll make through the

Checkout?

yeah.

available seat.

let's go. Go. Go. .

We're going to pick our seat.

We're going to get closer to

The front of the plane.

We're in row seven.

So pretty exciting.

Excellent.

Let's go.

can we get our seats towards

The front of the plane.

you can see together.

we're trying to get seats

That are close to the front of

The plane.

perfect.

we'd like to see if we could

Get our seats assigned and get

Our boarding pass.



that may have been
a tactical error.

dude, it's fine.

All teams are now making

Their way to the island of mahe

In the

Seychelles.

come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Hurry, please.

look for a I can yossk.

-- Kiosk.

Oh, take a number.

to the island of --

The first three teams

Will travel by

Helicopter to

The island of la the tigue.

Once

They arrive they'll find

Their next clue.

all right, baby, good job.

it was awesome to

Be the

First team on the helicopter.

It was important for us to try

And start the day as positive

As

Possibly since we came in

Last, the last leg.

pick a number.

Two.

ride

A helicopter.

ride

A helicopter.

Only three

Helicopters.

first come first served.

we're third.

We knew how important to get

That number first because the

First three teams would be the

Team that would go off.

But the

Fourth team would be

Behind us.

take a number.

five.

great.

oh, number six.

the last.

this is the coolest thing.

oh, my

God.

oh, my gosh, we're like rock

Stars.

oh, god.

whoo.

look how beautiful it is.

the views are sick.

Looks like something from a

Postcard.

whoo!

I'm so excited.

dear god, just thank you.

I just feel so blessed to be

Here and

Experience this

Beautiful place you created

With my dad.

Amen.

Love you.

this is going

To be so cool.

rainbow.

We good rainbow following us.

these guys are going to have

A jump on us, which sucks.

so hopefully it's a long day

And we'll see what happens.

it was hard to wait for the

Helicopters.

The three strongest teams

Were

In fourth, fifth and sixth.

I think brent and caite got

Lucky today.

Dude, this is awesome.

We're

Going to get so far ahead

Of the other teams.

I just want to get the mean

Leians out.

oh, I see where we're

Landing.

thank you.

thank you.

All right.

Let's go.

Come on.

detour.

Turtle tole or ox trot.

Sitting nearly 1,000

Miles from the nearest

Continent.

Ladigue island is about as

Remote and calm as can be.

This will be the real challenge

For teams who have to decide

Whether they want to perform

Turtle toddle or o trat.

teams use a banana over 100

Years old and luring it across

The marker.

Then each team must carry a

Bunch

Of bananas, carry them

They must load this cart with

Coconuts.

Across the harbor and get them

Teams must deliver their fruit

To the merchant who will give

To the harbor where the fruit

Merchant will give them their

Them their next clue.

Next true.

ox, trot.

Come on, baby, let's run.

Come on.

here's our carts, babe.

we've got this.

Hello.

hello.

Hello.

all right.

We've got to put all these in

Here.

Attack the ox and get

It to the

Harbor.

good job, baby.

Good job.

this is a lot of freaking

Coconuts, baby.

wow.

Here's a clue.

Turtle

Toddle or ox trot.

tor toys beat -- tortois

Beat the rabbit.

here's the bananas.

which one do you want?

this

Guy's ready.

here you go.

Yeah, come over here.

hey, buddy.

uh-oh.

Don't lose

Our one banana.

He's not going to listen to

You.

Grab our one

Banana.

I see the clue box.

I see the clue box.

I pick an ox.

all right.

We'll do that.

Go. Go. Go.

let's go.

that's what I'm talking

About.

yeah!

Whoo-ooh!

let's go.

we're going to make up some

Ground.

I'm not giving up until phil

Tells us to leave.

you got this, babe?

oh, yeah, babe.

two more handfuls.

we've got get the ox.

all right, buddy, you're

Going to be good to us?

we've got to drive this

Sucker to the harbor.

just stay like that, honey.

come on, buddy, this way.

good turtle.

there's brent and caite.

ok.

Which way?

you've got to go this way.

good job.

whoo.

oh, my gosh, he's hauling

It.

Come on big

Tortois.

closer.

Let him get closer.

He has to smell it.

pull this out, baby.

If we run a wheel into the

Tree, it's

Over.

dummy.

you're a

Dummy.

you're a freaking idiot.

You're a freaking idiot.

come on!

we've got the greatest

Tortois ever.

I've got $100 on you.

give him a banana.

He deserves it.

That's what her mom does to

Me all the time.

But it's

Usually a bear.

get your bunch of bananas

And give its to the fruit

Merchant to receive your next

Clue.

go. Go. Go. Go.

why does this pile seem
like it never ends?

one, two, three.

you want some bananas.

well, they finished the

Turtle thing.

Eh-yah.

this was I was afraid of.

it was hard carrying

Bananas.

it's

Like a 2-year-old.

You can't give it slack.

You've got to pull it.

man that turtle went quick.

That pisses me off.

get this one, scror dan.

thanks.

few times coconuts would

Bounce off the cart.

We had to make sure all the

Coconuts were in the cart

Before

Continuing.

let's go, baby.

you ready, my man?

We're going to go fast today.

oh -- like right now.

That is gross.

I want to do the tortois.

andale, ox.

This guy's fast.

we named him box in honor of

Our father because he owns a

Packaging company and he always

Says he makes boxes for a

Living.

Ox.

turtles are damn slow.

make

Up some time.

Hello, ox.

There are backpacks here.

choose a tortois.

all right.

Let's pick this one.

are you hungry, buddy.

Oh, yummy.

come on.

question not switch

Tortoises either.

Comeen.

Come on.

Come on.

we have to start loading.

you pick up what fell off.

I sort -- it sort wf like

Being at home.

Only usually we're loading

Feed.

alley, think it's here.

here's my bananas.

thank you.

Pick the wave, swim to one

Of --

Teams will go to

St-pierre island where the boat

Captain will give them their

Next clue.

we're going to the boat.

Ooh.

Come on, dad.

here we go.

eh-yay.

let's do it.

Let's go.

I am doing it.

is that the brothers?

yeah.

This is ridiculous.

oh!

slowest thing ever.

make love to it.

I am livid.

We have the slowest one out

Here.

that's a wet one.

Don't wag your tail.

are we done?

ok.

Thank you.

let's read our clue.

Where's our clue?

that's not enough coconuts.

what are you talking about?

we did the whole pile.

we

Did the whole pile.

that's crap.

let's go.

Let's hurry.

here comes dan and jordan.

Wait, why do they have our

Backpacks.

our backpacks are gone.

are you kidding me?

holy crap.

how's

There is more than

Ours?

they're all the same.

I quit then.

we have our money, passport,

Everything right here.

I can't do

That.

I can't do that.

I really want my backpack

Back.

you want to go back?

Seriously, it's up to you.

I

Quit.

I quit.

what

Do we do?

alley?

I

Quit.

Whatever.

I quit.

Whatever.

I

Really want my backpack.

you want to go back and have

A chance to lose?

well, I know.

I'm just --

you look good.

Look at you.

I have to put makeup on

Every day and my brush.

It

Will strip me down and raw.

sometimes she doesn't

Realize how cute she is.

She doesn't need the makeup.

I trust you.

It will make

Us faster, that's

For sure.

come on.

st. Pierre island.

we

Worked together.

Here we are the middle of

Paradise.

Everywhere you look it's

Clear and beautiful.

we're in after ca.

But

Tropical, beautiful africa.

It was cool.

let's go.

Get on.

Let's look for it.

I don't

Even want to play

Anymore.

this is so

Stupid.

we felt ourselves drifting

Back into a position that we

Had tried so hard to get out

Of, and we know what it is to

Be back

There and it

Substitution.

this is so

don'torry about it.

ox master, wrap it up, man.

everything's here, baby.

come

On.

Come on.

Get it.

there you go.

Yummy.

Uh-huh.

You can do it.

There we go.

Good boy.

What a

Big boy.

No.

No, wrong way, wrong way.

Here we go. Here we go.

Wrong direction.

You're going to run right into

Me.

You're

Being really stubborn.
Ah, he bit me. it's beautiful.

It's absolutely beautiful.

right here, honey.

We've got it.

I see it.

I see it.

there's a clue.

roadblock.

Centuries ago the

Seychelles had a fair amount of

Ship wrecks and treasure

Hunters are trolling these

Waters in search of their next

Great find.

Now teams must head under water

For a

Different kind of

Treasure map.

Figure out how to untie them

And bring one of the seven

Bottles up to the surface.

With that task complete team

Members will work together to

Assemble a map.

Once on

Shore, the map will

Lead them to

Their most valued

Treasure, the pit stop for this

Leg of the race.

The last team to check in here

May be

Eliminated.

does anyone have a napkin to

Wipe his mouth?

Yummy, yummy, yummy.

What's this over here?

no. No. No. No.

come on.

baby, you want to go do the

Ox.

we've got to go.

an we're-off to the ox trot.

come on, dad.

You can do it.

my dad is a great swimmer.

When he goes to the gym he'll

Swim like for an hour.

you will bring one of the

Bottles up to the surface.

And then you will have

Everything you need
to find the pit stop.

come back.

Head back.

I love the ocean.

I mean, it's the most -- it's

The most spectacular looking

Thing.

you did good.

now what?

head towards shore.

roadblock.

time to take a deep breath.

That's me.

it's the brothers.

they're just getting there.

I really don't like

Swimming.

I mean, I can do

It.

I think jordan's probably

Better at it.

there he goes, down.

oh.

come on, bro.

Let's go.

you need

A wait a second.

It's really deep.

it says

Time to take a deep

Breath.

I dove down and I came back

Up.

I freed the

Bottle.

But as I was going back up, I

Dropped the bottle.

you

Can do it jordan.

I had to retrieve the bottle

Which was actually at the

Bottom of the ocean floor.

good job, bro.

all right. We're on.

why

Are the kids going this

Way?

you guys found it?

Yeah, we found it.

they told us that we didn't

Have enough.

yeah, we freaked ow.

we said it was a pile.

maybe they dropped a few.

hopefully because we cleared

The entire pile so hopefully we

Didn't make the same mistake.

oh, he's standing next to

It.

oh, my god.

wow, this is ridiculous.

This is so unfair.

there we go.

That's all the freaking

Coconuts.

let's turn around.

Ey-yay!

I drove a lot of things but

I never drove an ox.

my brother had a buffalo

Once.

we can do this.

where's the cart?

over there.

all right.

All right.

Er yeah.

Yeah.

Let's do this.

it's brent and caite.

They probably messed up

Somewhere.

it's like

Duh.

we need an

Ox.

What's his name?

red bull.

I'm going to say go this way

Because

There's nothing but

Park this that way.

we didn't drop any.

no.

we are officially in last

Place.

son of a bitch.

we could swim to the where?

shore.

ok.

alley and I have a great

Bond.

You think

You know someone and

You see

Her in situations where

It's tough and she has come

Through unbelievable.

all we can do is our best.

oh,

Watch out.

Oh.

I didn't

Mean to do that.

like I haven't been stomped

On enough.

I didn't do it on purpose.

I

Know, but just be careful.

all of a Sunday you open

Things up and there's a dang

see this thing right here.

There's that walk over here.

wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

all right.

Here we go.

There they are right there.

Oh, I think it's the brothers.

they're right behind us.

let's go.

I'm getting dizzy.

I feel like I'm going to faint.

come here alley.

Let's go.

God.

welcome.

Steve and alley you are

Team number one.

we have no backpack.

We have our passport.

We have our money.

we have no clothes.

you hang out like this.

I hang out like this.

Did you notice that there

Was a bit of a seventh theme

Going on today.

So in the

Spirit of seven,

Seven up has a great prize for

You.

Seven up is giving you a

Positively uplifting award for

Both now and later.

nice.

you guys are going to get to

Dine ocean

Side.

Get some massages.

an seven up is going to give

You

$7,000 each.

whoo!

Oh, my gosh.

And all the 7up you can drink.

god has a plan.

He wants to grow.

However long we're in this race

Without a backpack is totally

Worth it to me.

it's

Totally worth it.

Dan and jordan.

Team number two.

come on.

We're winning a race, baby.

we're in a race, big boy.

he's like look at the size

Of you

Two bastards.

hello, food merchant.

hello, my friend.

thank you, my friend.

Thank you my friend.

hit the waves.

come on.

Let's go, baby.

the

Cowboys and the lesbians

Are back at the place where we

Had to get our coconuts.

So

At least we're still ahead

Of them.

there's brent and caite.

I

Wonder what happened.

I bet they left one of them.

nascar with bull.

don't let them pass us.

follow your little buddy.

come on, man, we can still

Do this.

Come on.

Pass, pass, pass.

we're almost there.

flying coconut.

Did any come out the other

Side?

nope.

we're going to beat the

Cowboys at their own game.

sorry.

That's

Got to be bad.

I ain't going to put up with

This bull.

yeah!

Yeah!

We have all of them now.

thank you.

hit the waves.

let's go, baby.

Come on.

it looks like you pull up

There.

no, you didn't load all your

Coconuts.

we loaded all the pile!

you didn't load all the

Coconuts.

come on, mikey.

come on, boy.

Go.

Let's get it done.

let's go, baby.

Let's go.

We overshot a few.

We made sure we picked them up.

come on, baby.

They're gaining on us.

no, you didn't load all the

Coconuts.

let's go back.

I

Wanted to convince him

That we had enough coconuts.

I think that would have been

Against rules.

that's b.S.

oh, my gravy.

hi.

are -- can you take that

Please?

we still have time to catch

Up.

Somebody has made a mistake

Somewhere.

we lost time because of the

Stupid coconuts things.

We stay in the game that just

Shows maybe

Something bright

Will happened.

I'm glad we got wet though.

I felt dirty.

the boat sounds like it's

Going to die.

It's like pudding along here.

Pass.

Pass.

Pass.

Right now brent's passing

Us.

Kind of

Pissing us off.

I

Just can't believe we

Missed the coconut.

I can't either.

I see the cowboys, though.

where are they going?

it's going to be really

Tight.

road hog.

brandy and carol passed us

So

We pretty much knew we were

In

Last place.

We were caught right between a

Rock and a hard place.

pass the cowboys, they're

Coming back here with a semiful

Cart.

I

Hate to say it but that

Bodes well for us.

look at that.

That one coconut.

that substitution.

let me get that coconut from

You.

can you believe that?

here we are.

The

Coconut guy right here?

The coconut.

hi.

you didn't load all the

Coconuts.

yes, we did.

no.

are you kidding me?

We didn't load t entire

Coconuts.

We

Loaded the entire pile.

we loaded the whole pile.

no, you didn't load all your

Coconuts.

are you sure about that?

yeah, I'm sure.

we have to go back.

We're done.

We're done.

hi.

I did not drop one.

you didn't load all the

Coconuts.

yes, we did.

no.

are you kidding me?

we didn't load the entire

Coconuts?

We loaded the entire pile.

no, you didn't load any of

The pile.

we didn't drop

Any.

did we miss any in the pile?

one must have been thrown

Over the

Cart.

I don't know.

that's the only thing that

Could have happened.

I think when you threw some

In, it

-- You through them over

The side.

I did not pay attention.

all right.

We'll find out now.

I'm not placing the blame on

You.

it is what it is.

look how crystal it is.

it's so clee clear.

hey, what's that?

that's the little dingy.

oh,

Thank you.

take a deep breath.

I'll do it.

I went in and jumped in the

Water.

It was amazing.

It was an experience for sure.

good job, baby!

I love you!

it's going really well right

Now.

Brent just got

The next clue.

We'll read it together and see

What our next task is.

that's got be the roadblock.

Bastards.

baby,

You're going to stand

There or you're going to come

Here?

all right.

Let's hurry.

take a deep breath.

That's me, baby.

jumping off that boat

Swimming for a bottle in the

Indian ocean is incredable.

Just another thing on the list

That's incredible.

come on.

Good

Job.

Let's go, baby.

oh, man.

we're going to take it to

Shore.

We're going to open it up when

We get there.

uh-oh.

the bull

Is coming back.

I

Would have paid you to

Pick up the one we apparently

Left behind.

we saw one left there.

did you find the one we

Left?

yeah.

We did.

I can't believed we missed

One or we dropped one.

one behind us.

there's still hope, man.

There's still hope.

good?

Here.

It says hit the waves.

the

Board shorts aren't real

Common for us.

But jeans, I don't know if

You've ever watched any

Swimming on tv, but there's not

A lot of guys in jeans.

It's like speedos.

go to the island where you

Can receive your next clue.

we

Can't load coconuts to

Save our lives, but we can

Swim.

here it is.

Thank you.

oh, my god.

You didn't see it.

We have to be last.

I think

We're last.

come on, let's go.

come

On, louie, you've got

To swim.

we jumped in the water.

I'm not a fast swimmer to begin

With.

The waves are

Coming.

I'm gagging.

I had this shirt on.

I felt the heavyness of the

Shirt.

So that slowed me down.

saddle up.

Saddle up, partner.

Roadblock.

I'll do it.

that buoy right there, huh?

hustle.

it didn't take you long.

once you bring your water on

The

Boat, your screener will

Take you to shore.

we brought the last coconut.

thank you, sir.

thank you.

Thank you.

we would have been definite

Ahead of the cowboys if it

Weren't for that one coconut.

I'm

Coming.

almost there.

Whoo.

let's put them together first.

that's not right.

let's work together.

you want to do it.

we're done now.

everybody kind of helped

Each other out.

We didn't want them kicked out.

There's more strategy that we

Wanted them to make it.

eyes open, guys.

we're on our

Way to the pit

Stop.

we're really excited because

We

Know carol and brandy are

Behind

Us.

And they've been one of the

Toughest teams.

here

Comes the roadblock.

if you don't want to do it

Say now because I'm

Happy to do

It.

in the heat of competition,

We do the

Little bickering, but

Then we get over it and we just

Move on with the task that's in

Front of

Us.

ovua.

come on, brandy, you can do

This.

she's got it.

let's go.

here it is.

Let's go.

Come on.

whoo-ooh.

There he is right here.

Hurry up.

Come on in, guys.

brent and caite, you are

Team number

Three.

Louie and michael, you are team

Number

Four.

Congratulations.

wow.

good job,

Kids.

Hey, louie, by the team

This race is finished you might

Actually be fit.

Look at that.

wow.

We're here to the end.

Really?

Who's going be there with you?

these two and the cowboys.

Who would you like to see

Go?

Carol and her partner.

I've only been in a couple

Pageants.

All I have is

Being nice to

Them.

If you had to pick a

Temperature you would --

I would like

Them to be out

Because they don't deserve to

Be here.

they're unanimous.

Sorry, man.

Ah-ha.

Let's do this.

let's go.

faster, faster.

thank you.

maybe we'll get lucky.

We're not

That far behind.

I guess this is this way.

Is this it?

Jet and cord you are the

Fifth team to arrive.

oh,

My goodness.

You believe that?

Over one stinking coconut.

So how did you guys find

The pit stop.

we thought it was down the

Beach.

So we jogged until something

Caught

Our eye.

Did you

Notice something

In

The bottle.

there was something in

There.

But we had

A terrible time to

Get it

Out.

I'm sure it was in the boat.

I have some bad news.

You will need to retrieve the

Bottle an then remove what's

Inside the bottle and bring the

Contents to sure before I can

Check you in.

Jet and cord, you are the

Fifth team to arrive, however,

You will need to retrieve the

Bottle, remove what's inside,

And bring the contents to shore

Before I can check you in.

ok.

so get moving.

phil

Tells us you have to go

Get the bottle with the map in

It.

We get

To the beach and we spot

The boat which is a good 300

Yards in the beach.

So

There really wasn't any

Other option than swim to that

Boat.

good

Job, honey.

the

World's slowest boat.

ah, you've got to be kidding

Me.

There's carol and brandy.

about halfway, there's carol

And

Brandy.

but I'm not giving up until

Phil says you have to go.

we better hurry up.

I think we can catch them.

You got that bottle?

it's faster to swim.

Head towards shore.

I am.

we're still in it.

a map.

yeah.

paths are all over here.

It's a marked path.

I don't think there goes

Anywhere.

yeah, there's nothing here.

it could be through there.

come on, jet.

It's got to be back in here.

come on.

keep going.

go. Go. Go. .

Come on.

welcome.

thank you from a beautiful

Island.

thank you.

Carol and brandy, you are

Team number five.

whoo!

no way!

really? Really? Really?

You are team number five.

there's your map.

Jet and cord, you are now

The last team to arrive.

I'm sorry to tell you, that the

Next leg of the race is going

To be pretty tough.

You are not eliminated.

No way?

This is a nonelimination

Leg.

You're still in the race but

You cut it pretty close.

caught it pretty close.

I thought I was going to drown.

Now you what's going

To happen?

There's an extra tag that only

Your team has to complete.

It's a speed bump.

You to complete that leg as fa

As you

Can and catch back up.

You guys up for the challenge?

that's what we came for.

champions aren't necessarily

The one who is

Ride the most

Bulls, they're the ones that

Can get bucked off and still

Pick

Themselves up and go get

Another one.

That's just what we do.

Went we hit bottom there's only

One place

To go is up.

you should write a country

Song.

I should.

Next week on "The amazing

Race" --

In malaysia, jet and

Cord's fate hangs in the

Balance.

back down this way.

oh, no.

As they struggle to get back in

The race.

how come everybody has to

Get a taxi.

Er we told the cab to wait on

Us and he left us.

can't believe this.