16x03 - Run Like Scalded Dogs!

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previously on "the amazing race."


value paraiso, chile.

And joe caused a commotion.

That little bastard is a sneak.

while cowboys jet and
cord made a final move.

And will reap the rewards.

We're still the only team

Here.

Extending our lead.

at the

Detour, brent and

Caite tried to soar.

While joe's knee got real soar.

In the end jet and cord stake

Their claim.

jet and cord, you might

Need another buckle for your

Belt because you are team

Number one.

And jodi and shannon came in

Last.

I'm sorry to

Tell you, you have

Been

Eliminated from the race.

Who will be eliminated next?

this is chile, nestled at

The dramatic convergence of

Pristine lakes and smoke capped

Volcanos, it is a picturesque

Town.

This shrine to

The virgin mary

Was the second pit stop in a

Race around the world.

Jet and cord who were the first

To arrive will de part at 11:20

P.m.

Find the gnome in the wall.

teams must now take one

Of two buses

On a six-hour ride

Through the andes mountains
and cross into argentina.

Then they

Must drive themselves

To an old saloon.

Butch cassidy hit out here when

They

Were in argentina.

They'll have to play a game of

Cards

Our bus leaves at 8:30 a.m.

I think jet thinks between

His

Ears.

He's

Smart.

Don't let the

Cowboy hat fool

You.

That's butch and sundance.

I don't remember that in the

Movie.

The thing is, we don't have

To run like scalded dogs.

Play poker against a gnome.

Take a bus to argentina.

All right.

So we're going to get the map out.

Carol and i have been dating

Only for about five months.



We bicker about the stupid

Est things.

We're going to come over

Here to see if there's someone

That speaks some english?



Do you know anything about

Argentina.

I have been there years ago.

Have you been there in

Boliloche.

We hit the jackpot there,

Huh?

Did you throw up?

Caite woke up and started

Having some symptoms of

Possibly food poison.

Now her

Stomach is hurting.

We're going to take you to the

Hospital.

I think we're getting

Extremely dehydrated for what

We're going through.

There's no stopping in this

Race.



You have $48 for this leg of

The race.

All right.

Let's go.

I

Really want to set an

Excellent example.

For my kids, it's important

That they see my
competitive spirit.

That's

So important to be

Successful in life.

And no know their moms are

Making it.

Ok.



All right, baby.

Let's get you well.

We need to be out of here right

Now.

Find a gnome in the wall

Game.

Let's dance.

I've been trying to stay

Really calm, but we've missed

Our starting

Point.

We might be in the worst

Situation possibly.

Take a bus to argentina.

Let's go.

Take a bus to argentina.



All right.

So we've got to go to

The bus

Station right now.

You're a poker player.

Yes, i am.

Tour bus de

Parts at 8:50

A.m.

Free internet at the hotel.

You ok?

I still feel really week.

Love you.

We were onives and such for

A few hours, so we were delayed

Trying to get back to the race.

We

Didn't think we were

Going to be able to catch up,

Especially how sick we were.

We were trying to gain some

Time.

Let's find the address to

The old

Joint.

Oh, my gosh, how lucky is

That?



What happened?

You ok?

I just got back from the

Hospital.

I got

Really really sick.

I hope

You guys get better.

Even though we felt like

Crap,

We were pretty excited to

At least be in the race.

All right, baby.

Take a bus to argentina.

Let's go.

Sometimes we get a little

Lucky.

There are the cowboys.

Hi, girls.

Hey, it's the enigmatic

Cowboys.

How did you find it?

You just walked in and found

It?

All i did was have questions

About what bus we got on.

How

We got the bus so fast.

They're smart.

They've got tricks up their

Sleeves and their tricks have

Tricks.

A

Hey, how are you doing,

That would have been nice.

I didn't get that warm fuzzy

Feeling from them.

We're ready to go.

We're going

We're going to argentina.

Let's go.

Let's do this.

Let's go.

Let's do this.

This ride is

Six hours long.

So we're

Trying to rest on the

Bus.

I'm not feeling so hot

Right

Now.

all teams are now

Traveling from pew werto varas

Chile to bariloche, argentina.

There are no mountains like

This in oklahoma.

They still have a bunch of

Snow on them also.

The andes are pretty sweet.

It is beautiful.

Look.

I know.

Come on.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go look for the cards.

Oh, these are the cards

Right here.

Cards right here.

Let's go.

Right here, cord.

All right.

Jet.

Ok.

Let's go.

I'm going to stay right

Behind the cowboys.

Ok.

Right behind them.

Welcome to argentina.

Why is everybody following

Us?

The red team is behind us.

Cowboys drive slow.

Cowboys drive really slow.

Oh, come on, guys, really?

I wonder if they know where

The joint is.

Because we know where the joint

Is.

If we're in the front of the

Back then we're going to lead

Them to

It.

I was thinking pull in

Somewhere and let them sh**t by.

I'm going to flip the map up.

Cowboys pulled over on the

Shoulder.

I'm going to pass them.

Ok.

Go.

Go.

Go.

Give them a hands up.

Let me go around.

Do i have the right directions?

Is he

Kidding me with this?

They're so sneaky.

They're so sneaky.

Good job.

Perfect.

Come

On, jordan.

Jordan, go straight and then go

Left.



It's this way.

All right.

What highway are we supposed

To get on?



We're going to go to 237.

That's left up there.

We're making a left.

So we're going up one of these

Streets.

I'm not exactly, 100% sure

Where we are.

I'm not sure if we're on the



I have no idea where we're

Going.

It stalled out.

It's a hill.

Should i push you?

Put it in neutral.

You won't be able to.

Are you in neutral?

Push hard.

No, i can't!

Get

Back in.

It's in neutral.

Nice and easy.

This is it where we need to

Go.

Let's go inside.

Cowboys are here.

How did they catch up?

We've got the beat the gnome.

Play

Poker against a gnome.

We have to play a hand
of five-card stud.

Are you our lucky dealer?

Go for it.

Oh.

Very nice.

Good job.

We

Won.

We won.

Thank you very much.

Welcome to the pina gotcha.

Damn it.

This is good.

We won.

We won.

They

Won their firsthand.

We beat the cowboys.

Aces and nines.

Thank you very much.

Mass.

See that gnome is good.

The gnome has got a poker

Face out of this world.

I can never tell if he was

Bluffing or if he was a

Straight sh**t.

He should go

To vegas.

He wins again.

Roadblock.



Roadblock.

In argentina gauchos have

Worked the ranches for generations.

Now at this festival teams will

Get a lesson in a gaucho skill

That's one of the
hardest to master.

They will

Attempt to rope the

Target 18 feet away.

When they succeed, they must

Pull the target to them to

Retrieve the next clue.

You

Want to do the rope?

Ok.

I'll do it.

Ok.

You do it.

Yep.

Ah.

Where's the demonstration?

Over there.

Let's go.

Yeah, let's take those two

Guys.

How do you do this?

All right.

Try not to

Put my eye out.

Oh, jeez.

Ok.

So here's the end.

I've got to fix it from

Here.

Choose alaso.

I seen a rack of ropes there,

I don't know what we're

Doing, but i like it.

This

Roadblock is too much

Like our way of life.

We didn't throw

A fit

Because they know spanish and

We don't.

It is so twisted.

How do you get it untwisted?

I don't know how to do this.

Oh, god.

That's it.

Come on.

Let's dance.

Pair me up.

Ah, it's got to be longer.

I think

This is like the

Impossible task.

He got it.

This is like ridiculous.

Pull it towards you.

Completely across the line.

Those cowboys have dusted

Us.

Jeez louis.

Drive yourself to puente nirihuahu.

And search the cliffs

Overlooking the river.

It's here where they'll find

Their next clue.

All righty, let's roll.

Ooh, i'm busting up this

Joint.

Oh, there's the cowboys, of

Course.

I can't believe i missed it

On the first try.

I'm going to hear it.
that's got to be embarrassing.

Yeah.

Oh, gosh.

My, god, did the
cowboys get it yet?

Oh, god, yes.

They're out of here.

Oh!

I'm like one big tangled

Mess right here.

Your rope is tanged.

Get comfortable, you're

Going to be here a while.

this is crazy.

Oh, god!

I'm

Like one big tangled

Mess over here.

Get comfortable.

You can be here a while.

Come on, jeff.

He is not a natural cowboy.

Oh, man, i'm making a mess.

Oh!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Just a clue out of here.

Now

If carol can do it, you can do it.

Let's go.

Yeah.

There you go.

Nice.

Come on, right over here.

Let's

Go.

Puente nirihuauh.

The hill.

Who's the one who's challenged?

I don't know.

This is k*lling me.

Oh, man.

It is on this road.

I can't believe you're sitting

Here about to cry.

Because i don't feel good.

And i want you

To get this

Actually right.

Why don't you get them

Right?

It's right here.

It's right here.

Wow.

Play

Poker.

Let's see.

Let's see.

Let's see.

Bitch.

I'm a city

Boy.

Not a

Country boy.

Yeah.

Doesn't that say puente --

Yeah.

It's down some cliffs.

Let's go.

Where's the box?

It's around that cliff.

What's the rules of breaking

The gnome

Down the hill?

Probably not as bad as

Breaking your leg down the

Hill.

in this detour, teams

Have to choose between horse

Sense or horsepower.

In horse sense, teams visit a

Gunslinger who gives them
a set of coordinates.

Then using this

Campas for

Reference, teements must follow

This coordinates by following a

Number of steps to find a bag

Of

Stolen money which hay must

Deliver to the lead ban it.

If

The coordinates match those

On their sheet, the lead bandit

Will give them their next clue.

In

Horsepower, they will don

Property entire.

Then moving a practice pony

Down the

Hill, teams will

Attempt to score.

If they

Succeed, they'll

Receive their next clue.

If not, they'll start again.

I'm going to go with the

Horse.

Horsepower.

You want to jog down there?

I need to be a cowboy.

Yahoo!

Oh,

God job.

Yeah!

Yeah!



Search the cliffs

Overlooking the river for your

Next clue.

Good job.

Ah, sh**t.

Yep,

That's it.

There you go, buddy.

Let's

Play some cards,

Girls.

Concentrate.

You got it.

Training fields.



Look at those horses, jet.

Cord, this is the horse.

Oh, we don't actually get a

Horse.

Oh, my, come on.

I was trying to pick me a

Good, old horse.

I have 12 nieces and

Nephews.

And i know how they get on a

Horse.

And today i felt like one of

Those kids.



Got you.

Straighten up a little bit.

Yeah.

Towards the ball.

This isn't the kind of horse

I h in mind but anyway.

Bridge.

Bridge.

Imagine that.

And a river!

A river!

I'm not going to fight about

This.

If you want to have a

Have a tantrum.

I do because i'm just so

Tired of you not trusting me.

This way?

We missed the next route

Marker.

Four!

Get the front.

Get e front.

Hang on.

Hang

On.

The front is a heck of a lot

Heavier than the back.

You don't think it's going

To be

Easier than -- to find

That treasure than carrying

This horse?



There's a trainer there.

I think i've got it for the

Wind.

Hip

Hip hurray!

I'd like to thank everyone i

Made

It here.

Teams must now make their

Way to this enormous ranch.

It is the pit stop for this leg

Of

The race.

The last team to check in here

May be eliminated.

That has to be the clue.

I think

In estancia is like a

Ranch.

I can't believe that was the

Horse we road.

-- rode.

Ah.

That's the gunslinger.

Thank you.

All right.

So let's go find the giant come

Pass.

There's the come

Pass.

We do

Something with steps.



Right in the middle.

Let's pick a line to the

Horizon.

One, two, are you

Counting?

Wow.

Let's go do the bandits.

I don't want to

Ride a horse.

Someone's up there.

So team big brother they

Jumped a spot on us.

Oh, my god.

Those are our teams.



Hello, gnome.

Ah.

Yeah.

Let's go, gnome.

Do you think

You're better

Atlasoing?

I'm going

To do it.

How many steps?



Come on.

You're the step master.

You're not really going

South there.

Here it is.

Shovel.

We come down this little

Nol.

And

-- we come down this little

Knoll and we we find the

Shovel.

Then we have to find the

Train station.

Hold on.

Search the

Field for a

Buried lute.

Give the lead bandit, that's

You will

Verify that your loot

And coordinates match.

If you do, you'll receive your

Next clue.

Here we are.

East



One, two.

Good

Job.

Let's go for

A sense.

I have a come pass on my watch.

And i

Was like this is great,

Let's use the come pass.

Joey, the gunslinger.

Let's go.

Northeast, 182.

Let's just go, come on.

Are you counting my steps.

You don't need your steps.

Yes, it counts your steps.

The

Steps is if somebody

Doesn't have a come pass.

I'll get us there.

God.

We found the coordinates

Perfectly.

You saw the shovel and went

Running ahead.

That wasn't 63 steps.

The shovel is like hello.

The shovel was shy of the

Coordinates because you went

Running ahead.

I know, i've heard that a

Few times.

This is pretty.

It said horsepower this way.

Look, there is steve and

Alley.

Oh, my god!

It's ok.

You just totally fell.

Nah.

Do you want to go back and

Do the horses?

I think it's right in front

Of us and we just can't figure

It out.

You need to make that call.

Why do we -- we, we!



I'm going to sit down.

I can't

Do anything -- right.

That's a nice temper

Tantrum.

At this point it

Seems like

We're not communicating at all.



Right now i'm just so

Frustrated and disappointed

That i can't imagine that the

Arguing doesn't take a toll on

Us long-term.

Let's go do the horses.

Let's just stay in this bloody

Race.

Brent is horrible urging is

Really

Horrible.

I wish he was driving.

But unfortunately, brent can't

Drive a freaking stick shift,

So i have

To.



Moms are not lassoing

People.

Sure aren't.

We had to

Watch the guys do

It several time and just

Concentrate because i know if

We

Started getting frustrateed

It wasn't going to work --

Frustrated, it wasn't going to

Work.

Get over here.



Yeah!

Yes!

I love

You!

Serge the cliffs overlooking

The river for your

Next clue.



Lassoed that bitch!

Whoo!

There's one right here.

How about this

One.

Ok.

That's probably close enough.



That's nothing in here.

That's a fake one.

Well,

Then let's go.



I bet that's it.

Yeah, let's go.

Come on.

What do we

Do now?

We've got give it to the

Lead

Bandit.

You've got nothing for me.

What are we

Doing wrong.

You does not match your

Coordinates.

You must put it back where you

Found it.

Maybe we're not doing it

Right.

Southeast 127.

This is the loot.

Hey, jeff, where is the train

Station?

There?

What is he talking about?

We have to get it in nine

All the way down there.

You can do this.

Push my butt because this

Thing's

Tipping.

Ready, one, two, three.

Oh, my god.

Oh!

Holy --

Lead bandit over here?

There he is.

Here's your loot, man.

Not good.

We'll take it back.

Let's go horsepower.



Horse sense is right there.

This is so cool.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Come

On, man what are we

Doing

Wrong?

I was getting so frustrated.



This is taking too long.

I'm

Getting pissed.

Keep looking.

Now we should be getting close.

Do it, baby!

That's what i'm talking about!

All right!

Puente nirahuauh.

I can do it this way.

Maybe if we -- come on, baby,

You've got this.

Pretend it's my face.

Nice,

Nice.

Ok.

Oh, what's hurting?

I'm 57 years old, what isn't

Hurting?

Take it home, baby!

Whoo!

Thank you very much.

That's where we're going?

I guess so.

Oh, they've got play poleo.

Whoo!

Watch out.



Thank you.

We have no knowledge of

Horses.

At least we're gunslingers too.

This is it.

That's

The girls.

Ah.

He's got a pair.

He's got two pairs.

Ah.

Gaucho.

I couldn't do that.

You want me to try?

Yeah.

This looks like fine.

Lassoing the cattle is not

Something i've ever done nor

Would i say i would do it

Again.

Close.

Close.

Oh, my gosh, shawne.

He got it.

Yeah!

Oh, my god, i can't believe

This.

Shawne, you can do it.

Oh, my

God.

I can't believe i did that.

I was

Stoked to get it on my

Second try.

I was like maybe we've got a

Chance

Here.

Oh, man.

Come on, shawne, you can do

It.

Give

It some girl power.



Ok.

Slow it.

No.

Ok, lord, please.

I had a feeling we were

Probably last.

Also realizing there are so

Many

Twists and turns you never

Know.

Come on monique, pray with

Me.

Father god, give her the

Strength and the direction so

She can pull it over her line.

You've got it, shawne.

You've got it.

Yes!



Jesus, thank you, god!

Search for the cliffs

Overlooking the river to find

Your next clue.



Ah, thank you, jesus.

We're going straight ahead.

Oh, my gravy.

Sa-weet!

Welcome to barilocha,

Argentina.

Here's another cowboy right

Here.

jet and cord, you are

Team

Number one.

Good stuff

as the winners of this

Leg of the race, you have won a



You'll watch tango in buenos

Aires.

have you gotten your belt

Buckles on?

Yes.

They're not slowing you

Up?



We'd be slower with our

Pants around our ankles.

Nice.

Thank you, sir.

Ah, here comes another team.

Please let

Me find this

Loot.



Uh!

We're here, northeast, 137.

So we're going to come back

This way, 30

Steps, right?

You're not seeing a rope.

I pulled it but there's

Nothing on it.

That's crazy that that one's

Not it.

And

Then southwest, 63.

So we're going to back right

Back where we are.

I think we should go back a

Little farther.

No, please.

Come on, i assume you've

Done

I just

Execute search warrants.

Please,

God, please god.

It isn't even close.



All right.

You want to go to the

Horses?

Yeah.

You want to?

There's a bag right there.

Northeast, 189.

Nope, that's not us.

Yeah, that's us.

Thanks fellows.

We just helped them get

Their bag.

Oh, man, we just gave them

The clue.

I can't believe we gave them

That.

You got something for me?

Give it to the lead bandit.

You're not the lead bandit.



It's frustrating.

It's stupid.

We met some guy with g*ns.

It said bring it to the station

To one of the bandits.

We're so stupid!

We

Definitely shouldn't

Reproduce.

This is the clue.

We've got to go to this

Place.

Chacabuco.



Let's do it.

steve and alley, you're

Team number

Two!

Whoo!

Want to switch hats?

You know what, i'm a cowboy.

What is this on your left?

Great job.

Come on.

carol and brandy, you are

Team number three.

Whoo!

All right.

Imagine what we could do if we

Didn't bick.

We are going to

Selfdestruct.

We're not riding a real

Horse.

So this is great.

I

Want to ride a real horse.

No, you don't.

Good shot.

Look, we have nine sh*ts,

Ok?

It's not

As bad as it looks.

No, what are you doing?

Get off the horse.

Stop

Sitting there.

I like

It.

Station.

Who's the head bandit?

Looks like that guy.

Adios.

Gold coin.

We've got to go there.

Damn it.



It's ok.

It's harder than

It looks.

All right.

That's four more.

All right.

We've got to start over.

Watch out.

Watch out.

Let's go.

Let's go, hurry up.

you are team number four.

All right.

Oh, god.

It's in

A divit.

I'm sorry.

It's ok.

Let's just do it.

Wow, this is pretty freaking

Cool.

I think let's do this.

Horsepower.

Northeast 45.

That's not ours.

We're not having any luck.

This one here, just too many

Variables.

Let's see what the horses

Are doing.

All right.

Let's go to the training field.

Come

On, kid, take your

Time.

I think you can make it.

More team coming.

Come on, bro.

We are within striking

Distance.

Last one.

All right.

Let's just go back.

Oh, my god.

All right.

Let's just go back.

Come on, bro, we're in this.

We cannot give up.

Go.

All the other teams just

Came.

Oh,

They're fake horses.

You've got to be kidding me.

Just stupid.

This is just so -- just

Embarrassing.



Hold the horse so i won't

Tip it over.

I do weigh more than the

Average cowboy.

We've got to move together.

Oh, this is crazy.

Ah.

Whoa.

Whoa.

As hard as you can.

Holy moley.

Oh, my god.

I know how to hit it now.

That was good.

That's a good one.

This is

Before, right?

Let's keep our count.

Oh, god.

What the hell is your trick?

We

Might be here till night.

Yes!

They got it.



Whoo!

Thank you very much.

Chacabuco.

Let's go.

This has just been kicking

Your ass.

Come on, jordan.

Come on.

Keep fighting.

-- jordan and jeff, you are

Team number five.

I can never read you.

You're scared me.

i

Can never read me too.

I was trying to read your

Face and

You're just blank.

Oh, you son of a bitch!

Let's go back.

Uh-oh.

We've got to go back.

They're

Going to k*ll us

First.

I don't think i have

Strength left in my damn body.

That's the shot we needed.

Ahh.

Good job.

Good job.

The moms are pretty far back

There.

They're tiring out.

Three more sh*ts left.

I've got about 60 feet to go.

Oh, --

Yes.

A

Kid from providence never

Dreamed of playing some polo,

But i'm back.

We've got

Two more.

Good job.

We've got to go back.

Whoo!

Victory!

They got it.

Thank you.

All right.

Let's go.

Yeah!

You got it, mommy.

Hang in

There, guys.

Smarta!

That's where we need to go.

That's probably the clue.

Oh, my.

You could do it.



oh, lord have mercy.

Dan and jordan, you're team

Number six.

All right.

Knock it in, baby.

Knock it in.

My hands are freezing.

We gave it a good try.

That

Takes a lot of strength.

I felt

Like if we kept doing

It too long we were going to

Injure our backs.

So we

Switched our detour to

The coordinates.

What?

Turn in.

Turn in.

Good job.

Let's do it.

brent and caite, you are

Team number seven.

That's all we wanted to

Hear.

We're just happy to be here.

This morning when we were going

Through all that, we had a

Feeling that we might not be

Able to continue.



We've got to count our

Steps.

We're going to do this,

Monique, we're going to do

This.

One, two, three, four, five,

Six,

Six, seven, eight --

louie and michael, you

Are

Team number eight, you are

Still in the race.

I want to say i love you.

i don't want to hear

That.



Northeast, 145.

This is it.



Thank you, lord.

Thank you, lord.

We just wanted to be an

Example to our children, to

Other

Mothers actually just

Pursue your dreams and don't

Give up.

As long as my children know

That i didn't give up, that's

What's important to me.



Oh, please.

I am so proud of monique in

So many ways.

I can't imagine

Anybody else

That would have had the guts to

Take on the task to get us this

Far.

monique and shawne, you

Are the last team to arrive.

I'm sorry to tell you, you have

Been

Eliminated from the race.

We did it.

We did

Our best and that's all

We could do.

That's all we could do.

We're very proud of how we

Represented the moms.



That's right.

The world is just beautiful.

And

There was people around the

World

Are beautiful.

I have the ugly cry.

You

Always have beautiful

Cry.

It is.

No, you do.

Just

Your big, old eyes.

It's not an ugly cry at all.

It's a beautiful cry.