11x03 - I'm Sorry I'm Wearing a Bathing Suit. It Is Very Weird, I Know

[bunniefuu]

Dd

Oh sh**t

Charliea got stuck in the mud.

But david and mary
becamed them out.

We owe you

Dd

When I saw what I believed

Was my friends trying
to pass me,

No, the game was on.

All eyes continue to focus

On rob and amber.

Who led the pack
once again and

Came in first.

You're team number one.

And the fraternity brothers

Kevin and drew finished last.

Now nine teams remain.

Dd

Who will be eliminated tonight?

This is the desert of

Northern chile and in the heart

Of the arid panorama,

The valley of the dead.

This december late
landscape was

The second pit stop in a race

Around the world.

Rob and amber,
who was the first

To arrive, will dwaurt
at 11:29 pnl.

Drive yourself to the town

Dd

With the namesake's church.

Teams must drive four

Miles through the desert

And find this church
that bears its name.

Here teams will find
their next clue.

We're constantly taking

Chances, trying new things,

Different angleses.

Not too concerned about what

Everybody else is going...

Doing.

I don't care if the other

Racers like us or don't like us.

I could careless.

Ok let's go

Danny and I were two cubans

Who came to to country
with nothing.

If you get in my way I'm going

To run you over,

However, we're not
going to do it with

Maliciousness or we're not going

To hurt anyone.

Dd

I want to go left and go to town.

Come on, amber,
I see the church.

?? Drive to the city of...

Teams must travel more

Than 800 miles to the city.??

When they land, they'll choose a

Marked vehicle and drive

Themselves an additional 30

Miles to this town,

Where they'll find
their next clue.

Is there any place with

Internet open tonight?

To make a reservation?

Come, come, come with us.

Ok.

$37 For this leg.

Let's go

We do feel like the

Godfathers of touch competitors.

We can be smart, fast, ruthless.

There's no reason to minimize us

Just because we're two gay men

Living together.

She always had
really good wine.

Up $27... $37 For
this leg of the rails.

I think he forgets this race

Is about me service him.

Because I'm amazing

I'm a girl but I'm trying to

Keep up we rick, who's a guy and

I'm doing the best I can.

Dd

We're going to the city,
hundred.

We believe that if we make

Intelligent choices and work

Together, we could do fine.

Let's get out of here.

There we go.

I see a blue box!

Fly to the city.?

We're behind the
guido's right now.

We'll follow them.?

Unless we see something

Dd

I have a question.?

Listen.

I want a church.

Straight?

Mucho grossas.

Wait go
that's good

Wait, wait.

We stopped for directions and

The other team took off.

I'm real upset about that

Because I did the work.

Find the city.?

Hey, I want to talk to you guys.

We were getting directions and

You took off, end of story.

We're in a race.

Stand in front so
they can't go anyplace.

They're so ruled.

Let's not get in ran argument

Here, we made our point.

What is wrong with them?

Such whiners

Is this travel agency open?

Hello?

We want to book airline tickets.

Here we go.

Let's go.

We got to get to the airport.

Drive yourself to the town.??

Let's do it.

We have decided we are going to

Work together with teri and ian.

They've kind of proven

Themselves directions.

They're like two minutes
behind ullings.

You have $37 for this leg of

The rails.

Dustin and kandice
are strong racers.

They're funny, they wiggle

And jiggle around the world.

That's totally cool with 234e... Me.

Is this lan and teri?

All right, we're
going there way.

Let's go.

Right now we're following the

Beauty queens trying to locate

The church.

We have $37 for this leg of

The rails.

Let's get going.

If somebody wants
to battle with

Us we're not

Overs and step aside.

Let's go.

I think I love just about every

Team here but it's hard to run a

Race when you're
so used to your

Friends, you know?

And this team we
don't have thera...

Maybe check the signs going

The othethta way?

San pedro is that way.

The other way?

Yeah.

There's a sign so san pedro

Pointing this way.

Ok.

'S
beginning of the leg so

Hopefully there will be a

Catch-up point.

This sphinx, though.

We're in big trouble.

Fly to the city of...

It's kentucky!

Where is airport?

Calama airport?

Charla and mirna,
they were my friends,

But last leg of the race,

They're going to try to pass me?

The race is on now.

Dd

Drive to the city.

Let's go.

Them two girls, they will not

Treat me like that.

Back-up here.

They're going to back out

This whole alley?

Weird.

Ok right

We were lucky enough to find

A travel agency open in the

Middle of the night and we were

Able to book airplane tickets

For tomorrow morni,
arriving at 12:55.

Thank you very much

Here's a sign.

Is there a airport?

Guys, I propose
we still stay together.

We'll fly to...
Fly to the airport.

Sorry, you guys.

Grassa.

Looks like the g*ng's all here.

Closed/]

Yes

What have you guys got?

Danny and I are gona
sleep here and

The guideos are here.

Eric and danielle are over there

Whoever's got the best flight

Books everybody else?

Yes.

All the teams had spots

Covered at ticket course.

Let's team up to book flights

Let's go find some hotel

And see if we could
use the interment

And book tickets online

Ok let's do it

We're giving each other our

Information to book the tickets.

We are provided a credit card to

Secure airline tickets.

We'll be back.

Try and get tickets for the

First four teams at the airport.

We're at the airport.

Anybody else h

So far us.

Rob and amber?

Beauty queens?

Just you three?

Uchenna and joyce were here

But they went somewhere

Hotel of the desert, huh?

Pulling up all airlines.

That's the first flight out.

It arrives in porta mont.

That's the first flight out.

There is another flight out but

I arrives at 1:15... 1:55.:5

sh**t. The others didn't give us
their security codes

The guidos are the only ones.

They're all sleeping.

When it comes time we'll get

There at the last minute.

Otherwise we already
show our hand.

We should be in
pretty good shape.

We took the scenic route.

This is embarrassing.

This is your reservation.

It's done, it's bought.

And it arrives at 12:55.

That's the first flight.

But the others I couldn't get done

I didn't have a security code

For the credit card.

We tried to buy en all

But we didn't have the
security code on youre credit card

We really did try

I'm happy we got the 12.55 pm flight

We tried to buy them off.

We need to go to porta mont,

Chile as fast as we can.

The fastest available flight now

Arrives in puerto montt at 1.55pm

We have to get reservations.

We get there at 1:55.

Could we get two ticket, please?

Can you get our ticket?

What's she doing over there?

Watching us.

We were here before you so I

Don't know what
you're upset about.

I can't see turnover counter,

I'm not as privileged as you so

I'm talking from here if that's

Ok with you.

Charma has a personality that

Is huge and she surprised us at

How she is so bold.??

You arrive puerto montt 1.55 pm

Thank you.

What time do we get?

Almost 2:00.

Everybody's going to be on

The same flight going to santiago.

Dd



Uchenna and joyce

They get in an hour ahead of us.

Can I speak to you in

We're going to try
and get on flight 285.

I was keeping my ears open

And I heard eric and danielle

Trying to arrange ticket for an

Earlier flight.

Porta mont?

That's us.

Arrives at 12.55 pm

I saw eric speaking very

Quietly to one of
the ticket agent.

She said oh, yes, there's an

Earlier flight.

I need to get
on this first flight.

Us too, same.

I am sorry,
there are no seats left.

No standby?

You can try standby.

At he gate in santiago

Jazzas... Gracias.

We have to get a
ticket on standby.

There's a standby flight that

Leaves santiago and we have to

Run to get there first.

Teri, hurry, we have to

Change our tickets.

I'm on this flight and I

Would like to be on this flight.

Here comes the showdown.

Can you help us

They told us you would be at

The other counter.

This is my counter.

Do not speak to my person while

He's helping me.

Then you may talk to me

Until he finishes my stuff

You're coming and jumping in

Front of us here.

Do not intersealed here.

Security, please.

Do not speak to my pesh

While he's helping me.

You're being rude.

I took lessons
from the king of rude,

You.

] There was no reason for like

Yelling and screaming
at each other.

We're in a race and we're trying

Our best to get ahead.

It's going to be possibly for

Either one of you.

Tickets for two, please

The flight is full.

No tickets.

Ok, gracias.

The manager said that's it,

Everybody's checked in, it's over.

Bummer, ok.

Thanks, guys.

We're kind of bummed.

We would have loved
to be on that.

All the strongest
teams are on.??

We have to beat them to the gate.

Thank you.

Gracias.

This afternoon we have to really

Hurry up.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Hey guys, I think
we're over here.

Here.

Ready?

We're the first team out.

They're in front of us.

The two windy... Behind us

Are going to follow
us all the way here.

The guidos are very nique
...sneaky for sure.

It was like a jekyll
and hyde moment in morning.

? He looks like a psycho.

Should I slow down and let

These guys go by and... And see

If they get lost?

Just keep doing what you're

Doing, don't be distracted by

The other teams.

Rob and amber just turned.

I'm going to pull
over and talk to him.

Ok.

We're following a taxi driver.

Rob and amber split off.

Wrast... Where's rob and amber?

They might have gone wrong.

Rob is not jesus.

I understand.

Near the occen

In the car.

He's got to go left over there.

So figure out the map.

Wow.

That's beautiful.

What is this?

Is this it?

That's it.

Ok, great.

We're in the right population.

Rob is not here.

Come on, this way.

Roadblock.

Who can handle a
slippery situation?

A roadblock is task that

Only one person can perform.

On this one, that person must

Emerge themselves in one of

Chile's biggest
industries, fish farming.

That team member must catch and

Transfer all 80 fish to a

Holding t*nk at the other end of

The farm.

Once finished, they're clue will

Be revealed at the bottom of the

Breeding t*nk.

To the fish breeding t*nk.

D right hered

This is disgusting.

I don't like the fish looking at me.

Grab them.

How many do I have to do?

All of them?

There's like 100 of them in here.

This is not my thing.

I can't even pick it up.

? I swear to you...

Be nice.

Grab one, quilt being a baby.

I can't.

Pick it up!

I can't do it

Pick up the damn fish!

I can't.

Good job, joe.

Ok.

I can do it.

You've got to transport them.

You have to transfer them now.

Find the holding t*nk.

Take themo the other
t*nk, down there.

Holding t*nk.

Don't let them fall out.

Hurry up, come on.

Oh, god, I should
have done this one.

All the teams are here.

Rob and amber, hurry up.

I think I can do it, she's

Doing it.

You want to do it?

Yeah.

Ok, go.

Out, out.

We're not going
back in that way.

Dave, why are you doing...

Going back in the airport?

Ok, let's go.

We need a tax yip.

Taxi, do you know all this?

Ok, we'll follow you.

So is he going to
follow him too?

Ok.

The beauty queens and I hired

The same cabbie.

So follow them.

We landed a few minutes earlier.

Dave?

I have to go all the way

Around the terminal.

So now the other team's in

Front of us, sh**t!

Nice job, honey, keep going.

Danielle, grab them, quilt

Being a baby!

I'm going to smell real good

After this.

We're going in the right

Direction, danny.

I know.

The beauty queens
are behind us.

How did they get
to us so quickly.

Ok.

We're going to pass now.

They're passing.

Ok, here's the spot.

We caught up
with the other teams.

It's right here.

Yeah, this is it.

We park and then we run.

Want me to tell him to wait?

Yeah, I think we could.

The other teams got...
Just got here.

I'll do it.

You got a system going,
it's working.

I've got four more trims.

That's good.

Take them down into submission.

Take the ones you got.

Good.

I'm the fish whisperer.

You got it.

Just pick them up and put your

Boobs on them.

He was constantly make

Comments about her breasts, not

To say I wasn't making
comments about amber.

Amber, you look like
a fisher woman.

That's what I am.

You've got to use your boobs,

Use your boobs!

They're different times of

Comments.

You got to hustle,
you got to hustle.

Easy.

Being a fish, become the fish.

Kentucky's here.

Here comes kentucky.

Who can handle a
slippery situation?

Dave, why aren't
you getting any?

David don't never touch fish.

He's afraid of fish.

I'm from kentucky,

I'm not a water person, period.

Fishing, kayakinging,

I don't never do none of i9.

This is something I've
never liked, is fish.

We're done

So we're our next clue?

The bolt.

Find the sign along the river.

Serve... Search for
your next clue.

Teams must drive

Themselves more than 50 miles

Toward a town and?

Find an adventure spot.??

It's here that teams will find

Their next clue.

Just before you enter,

Search for your next clue.

They just left

Keep it up.

They just finished.

I saw everybody do it.

I knew I was behind.

Once I started picking them up,

I started slinging
them in at full speed.

I love you, dave.

Almost down... Done.

Good job.

Find a sign for... L?

Search for your next clue.

That's it.

Who can handle a slippery

Situation 1234r I'm do it.

Good job, joe, second one out.

You all done?

Nice job.

Which way is la
systems maquina.

Just before the town of

Petrohue, search
for your next clue.

You got it?

Yeah.

You done?

Ok write down the khali.

We smoked them.

I'll never eat a flounder

Again in my life, though.

That was the
hardest thing for me.

I hate fish.

I'm so scared.

Come on, you can do it!

Good job.

Oh, there's a river right there.

We first need to find petrohue.

This is the river so it's

Around here somewhere.

Just before the
town of petrohue.

Look on the map.

You guys have any clue?

Let's go find a person
and ask directions.

Ok.

Continue all the way.

Ok.

We'll follow you
guys through.

Come on, guys.

We decided to work we rick

And danielle and I didn't mind

Them because I have
another team with me.

L?

Eric and danielle against amber

And I any day of the week,

We're the odds-on favorite.

Good, good job.

Just like that, keep going.

Ok, come on.

I'm getting seven that time.

Dave is hustling,
he is really moving.

Good job.

Come on, you got to hurry.

She's burning out.

It's so nerve-racking,

I wish I were there helping him.

Let's go.

The beauty quenals are done.

You are awesome!

Come on, teri.

If I can just pass this.

How many you got left?

I don't know.

I should have done this!

Good job you're doing.

Searching for your next clue.

Come on, dave, good job!

I'm proud of you.

Go back the same way I come.

You did so good, hundred.

Wow.

Come on, teri,
you got to hurry now.

L?

I'm exhausted.

This is so many fish,

It's impossible.

We could be here for hours.

We're so far behind.

Come on, teri.

Huh ra for teri!

Come on, don't hurry up.

In is so many fish, it's impossible.

Come on, we got to go.

There's one team left, mirna.

It's a good job you're doing.

Are you done?

Ok let's go, then.

Promise me you'll do more cardo.

Yes.

Dd

We are here

And this here in petrohue

You were awesome.

I held my own.

Oh, you did great.

Isn't it warm enough?

There's a lot more.

Stop!

Here's petrohue right here.

I smell like fish.

This is really pretty.

Look at that mountain.

It's breathtaking.

It's amazing.

Ok, route five.

Route five is what we need.

Route five over there.

Look how pretty it is, mary.

Wow.

As much as we don't like the

Ocean, we sure like looking at it.

Yeah, looking at it.

Go to petrohu skervings

Search for your next clue.

No?

Ok.

Sorry about that.

Give me a break.

Why get mad?

I'm not getting mad.

We know it's not here.

There's the clue.

La maquina?

Yeah.

Over here.

Come on, come on!

Detour...

In this de... Detour teams

Have to choose between two add

Vedgetures common in chile's

Lake district.

In vertical limit, teams walk to

This cliff base, where both team

Members must complete a...

Complete a 40-foot rock climb.

Each member will retrieve

One-half of their clue at the top.

Dd

In river wild, teams backtrack

Two miles to the banks of the

River, where na'il choose
a bolt with a gilet.

They must complete a 21/2 mile

Wilet water rapid course ask??

Then they've... They'll
receive their next clue.

River wild.

Rafting is this way.

There's a team.

We got to catch out... Up.

Living?

That was eric.

Oh, there's a sign.

We got passed by two.

I'll read it.

Yeah, the rapids,
what do you think?

Let's do it..

You'll encounter category

Three and depour rapids.

We've done rafting before and

I almost died.

That's not it.

Those rapids look fun.

I think this is it.

Petrohue.

So we're going to go left?

Yeah, we're looking
for la maquino.

We're looking for la maquino.

- L?

What was that?

Let's go.

Amigo!

Si.

That's charla and mirna I

Think right there.

There's the guidos.

We're not out of this game.

You know english?

Can you come to petrohu

I have work

Snervings we'll give you $50.



Don't screw us
like the girls dismed.

We're not going
to screw you, don't worry.

Welcome to charma
and mirna's world.

It's a scary one.

There it is.

There's a river here.

Guests, ladies, in there.

This is good.

You're doing great.

Five kilometers?

You guys know
where rafting is?

I'm looking now.

I think itt might be further.

You want to come with us?

If you do fall in, don't panic.

We're looking for a river

And the sign of la maquino.

Parking.

Yep.

There's no signs for the place.

Dustin, I hope this is right.

I do too.

I'm here.

There's the box.

Let's do the rapids.

Detour.

Do we have to search
the river for a clue?

Yeah.

Let's do wild river.

You got it.

That's where we go, along the

River, literally.

Oh, boy.

See what's coming up?

Whoo!

Holly crap.

This is insane!

Here it is.

Is that the blondies?

Here's we go.

Pick a guide.

So we're looking for a clue.

Petrohue?

We've passed it big time.

It's on the way to petrohue.

What does that have to do

With any of this.

You didn't get the
rest of the clue.

You're lucky you're with us.

What was the rest of it?

Texas on the way to petrohue.

I never saw that.

Ok, let's go.

I can't believe we told
them about petrohue.

Missed that word.

I never saw it.

They could have completely

Lost the game.

Maybe we're not cut throat

Enough for this game.

Good thing we saw
charla and mirna.

Yeah, it's a gold send.

Thank you.

Dd

Teams muls now travel three

And a half miles through chile's

Lake district and find this place.

Dd

This beach, made of black

Volcanic sand is the pit stop

For this leg of the rails.

The last team to check in here

May be eliminated.

We catch a shuttle

That takes us back.??

I'm just hoping somebody else

Has made a big mistake.

Don't forget to look for clues

Whoo!

Baby!

Where's the fricking clue?

Playa petrohue

Straight, ten minutes

Ok, we'reood.

Pit stop.

So we didn't have to do a detour?

That's good.

If you fall out

Hold on the... On to the line.

Don't panic.

Yeah, yeah.

Welcome you to chile.

Thank you.

Rob and amber, once again,

You are team number one!

And I got some
good news for you.

As the winners of this leg of

The race, you have each won a

Full home gym complete with a

Trainer and an exercise bike

And of course you can enjoy that

After the race.

Thank you!

You guys need to slow down

A little bit, I think.

I'll trade them all as long

As we're team number
one in the 13th leg.

We have to hurry.dan, come on.

They're going to beat us.

Ok.

Petrohue.

Ok.

Wow, the girls made
up a lot of time.

Ok, let's go!

The blondies caught up here.

Nice work.

Ok.

It's not starting.

Oh, no.

This is not happening.

Is that uchenna and joyce?

Yeah.

Darn it.

Oh, no.

Might have taken two teams

Back there.

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

[Engine starts.

Great.

Go, girl.

That is such a bummer that

That just happened to us.

I know.

Uchenna and joyce, you are

Team number two.

Eric and danielle, you're

Teamumber three.

Teri!

Ian!

Oh, my god.

Whoa!

Teri?

Oh, my god.

Ok.

It was exciting to fall out

Of the bolt.

Whoo!

This is amazing.

You'll find your next pit stop.

Pit stop is petrohue.

Find your next pit stop.

Petrohue.

Hi.

Dustin and kandice, you're

The fourth team to arrive.

However, you did not
pick up all your clues.

And you need to get all your

Clues before I can check you in.

All of the clues.

Oh, we had a clue along the way?

Cha cha cha is right behind us

They must be close.

Then we're runing to the car

Let's retrace our clue steps.

Petrohue.

I think we're on the right track.

We did that one.

So we did the roadblock.

We're going the right way.

Let's hope this is
the final stretch.

Find your clue along the river.

Maybe that was the river.

Let's go back.

We just got in the boat,

That's what it is.

We went straight to the

Rafting bolt and didn't find our

Clue at maquina.

We actually caught up.

Let's go.

We don't have to change.

Is every man for himself

Exactly

We shouldn't have changed clothes

They were right
we should've just grabbed the bags

We want to go right.

They're going to the right.

I think we should go to the left.

Are you sure?

I think so, I'm not sure.

Petrohue.

If we can find maquina.

Oh, no, that's another team.

Those are the beauty quieges.

They're going the other way.

Maquina.

That's it.

Oh, my gosh, how did we miss it?

We did the river wild.

Let's go back to the pit stop.

I think we went the wrong way.

I'm turning around.

Do you know this?

Is that teri and ian?

Yeah.

Teri and ian are right behind us.

Right on the street?

Come on, they went ahead of us.

Look what I got.

Take two!

Dustin and kandice,

You are now team number four.

Whoo!

Nobody came?

Nobody came in.

Wow, that's great..

It's so cool.

? Detour.

Vert cam or river wild.

Can you do a


No.

Let's go the white water rapids.

I can't believe
they just took off.

If it wasn't for us they

Wouldn't have even gotten here.

Dd

We're team number...

Five.

No!

Oh, my god!

Is that good?

I don't care.

I can't do a 40-foot rock climb!

Gold.

I'm scared to death of white

Water rafting.

Teri and ian,
you are team number six.

This is it..

See the arrows?

Ok.

Karla, come on.

We have to get
there before them.

We can still beat
these people.

They got ahead of us.

Let's go!

Ready?

Yeah.

Ok, let's go.

I'm scared to death.

White water rafting,
I don't understand.

I don't want to fall over!

You won't if you
follow my struckings.

I was going to
listen to that captain.

You have to follow
my instructions.

Chaarla's boots was in my...tent

Charla's boots were in my tent.

I'd love to meet
them and beat them.

Go!

Go.

The other team's behind us

We're catching up with them.

We have to beat them,

Otherwise we're going g to lose.

Come on!

Petrohue.

Dammit.

Please don't
let me be eliminated.

Come on, charla.

I'm sorry I'm wearing
a bathing suit.

It is very weird, I know.

Where's the key

Come on, let's go.

We don't have the car keys.

It was with you

The guidos.

It's at the tent, mirna.

Go get it.

Come with me,
I can't go by myself!

Go, go, go.

The guideos are leaving.

We may not have a chance again.

This is like a nightmare.

We may be eliminated.

Good job.

Oh, geez, what
a nerve-racking day.

I found it, I found it, charma!

The key was left in the tent.

We got to hurry, dave.

Petrohue.

Joe and bill, you're seem

... Team number seven.

Yay!

Do you know where that is?

Si.

It's not time to give up left.

He was saying it's the other way.

Ok mary.

Keep going up this road.

Make a turn.

How are you today?

Charla and mirna,

You're team number eight.

Yay, we did it.

Isn't it greet?

Glad to meet you.

This is the end, it's the end.

It was just awesome to be

Able to do it once,
let alone twice.

I mean, wow.

I got to white water raft.

That's ok.

Go.

David and mary?

You're the last team to arrive.

We know.

I'm sorry to tell you have

Both been eliminated
from the race.

It's ok.

We had a great time.

It was awesome.

Are you still
in love with this man?

Yeah. This time I think that

We both came to the realization

That I'm me and he's him and we

Got to accept each
other for who we are.

I'm not going to change her,

She's not going to change me.

I love you.

Stay tuned for scenes if

Our next episode.

Next week on
"the amazing race",

Rob and amber meet their

Match in charla and mirna.

A taxi.

I called for a taxi!

Amigo.

They're crazy.

What happened?

Why did you lie?

And you won't want to miss

The ending that will have

Everyone talking.

Come on.

Oh!

Ow.