01x11 - My Name Is Revenge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Santo Bugito". Aired: September 16, 1995 – August 17, 1996.*
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The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.
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01x11 - My Name Is Revenge

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I'm

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poen pollen

pollen we're Gathering up the

P we'll do a lot of

poen let's

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go we'll work From Dawn Till sun

down we're going to fill the whole

down with the pollen that we're hauling

let's

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go pen poing

poing we're Gathering up the

poen we do a lot of Hollen

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let's

go down till Su

down we're going to feel the whole

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town that

we're let's

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go no more can be a

staling let's go

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go until we are

storing

we let's

go let's

go let's go move it move it move it

pollen season comes only once a year

people throw your thorax into it eatan

you can carry more than that oh aren't

we performance oriented so interested in

in productivity you know it's the

experience that counts the the grubbing

in the dirt with with the masses the the

participation the team

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G all right I'll I'll carry

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more where where shiv me

after all these years th

blows finally I'll have me

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Revenge poen polling

poll we're Gathering up the

PO we do a lot of

holling let's

go we work down to me again see those

huge piles of pollen on Carmen and taco

well ants you see can carry 10 to 20

times their own weight it's true uhhuh

their Incredible strength allows ants to

gather more food better protect the hive

and um oh my what kind of horrible

creatures are those oh oh no help

help where's everb anyways I think they

went Yonder out that way Clen Follow Me

OK Moki B

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listen up people colen here nectar here

and honey over here any questions yes I

was wondering do we good let's move out

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Ral don't you no mention it

Ral thanks my pleasure

Amigo that was very strange well

everything's fine so let's you know get

on with

it okay people time for an about face

and a for March back to the fields we

need eat all the pollen we can get for

The Long Winter

ahead hey wait up I'm supposed to be the

leader

remember

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forward okay Clen suck away

sh**t far Clen you got it all and in

just one load I'm a champion sucker bur

poen poen pollen

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oops whoa did you see that Ralph are you

okay yeah but that could have you know

hurt is it just me or is Ralph really

accident prone today he sure is it's

down right

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spooky incoming Burr buz for

it

r ah poor ral's been decaffinated

would you two you know settle down I'm

you know okay but I sure have had a lot

of accidents

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today Rosa I look at all that good

pollen over by Ralph you should go work

over there oh no we are not going near

Ralph not after after all those

accidents what right he's got the worst

case of bad luck I ever did see yep he's

Jinx it's the curse of the

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ladybug Amigos this is silly there are

no such things as curses curses ha we

laugh at

curses well to prove it to you we will

work side by side with Ralph won't we

Paco of course

M see everything is fine

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no well Carmen

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papaco it's so sad poor bugs squashed in

the prim of those adult stage I'm going

to miss

them please oh we are not squash thank

goodness that was some fast flying Amigo

gracias no you no problem now you see

what I meant you didn't believe so the

curse tried to get you oh please I still

do not believe there is any curse no

there is always a logical explanation to

every mystery

H oh what did I say look this has been

chewed off Santa Mariposa who would do

such a

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thing huh where's she going I have no

idea

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ow I think I have found our

villain that's right lad I did it and

I'm proud of it too green beard MC

Melville's the name and I'm the one

that's been trying to squash that scurvy

polka doted monster who you know me yeah

it's you I'm after you

Beast oh no no please what could you

possibly be after our Ral for why he's

the the ladybug would got me leg and ate

all me

friends it's an old school I'm out to

settle L and I want revenge aha Revenge

I say Ralph did that our Ralph I don't

think so now just you hold on there

stranger we got us a Saye in these here

Parts me and Hina as Sue and hea I me

Hardies he's your friend that I'm sure

but sometimes you can't tell bug by its

shell you know gather around me bugs and

hear me sad tale why it was on a day

many many mols ago in a garden patch far

far

away I we were the scorge of the garden

me and M crew a finer Mar a hungry

aphids you'll never

see why after a good rain no plant was

safe from us

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suddenly a foul wind blew up the Norwest

and we were set upon by millions of

hungry

ladybugs did you say

Millions okay okay maybe six I and they

were a vicious lot fire in their eyes

teeth as sharp as harpoons and a

powerful hunger burning in their bellies

uh you've approached an interesting

topic sir yes yes the food chain one of

Nature's Most Wonderful systems you see

aphids eat Le and are then in turn

themselves eaten by ladybugs oh ladybugs

aren't all pretty and cute oh I know in

fact ladybugs are some of the most

fearsome hunters in the insect Kingdom

it's true why they can whose tail is

this anyway you brainy land

lber if you know what's good for you

you'll set sail

immediately good idea uh where was I oh

yes those vicious ladybugs hit us like a

mad

Hurrican I did what I could you see but

that day I lost me whole crew to the

great rose bush in the sky and I lost me

leg too but before it all went dark on

me I caught a good glimpse of just one

of those bug eaters it was him I

tell you him that's the scurvy Aid Ean

Skelly wag I saw that very day

oh no no no no no no you got it all mix

it up Sor our Ralph is a b ter Yang mm

it's true I've never seen Ralph try to

eat any of us has he ever Eat You Alive

I don't think so how about you never Ral

is our Amigo he's like a son to us he's

our sweet insecto who means no harm to

any bug he was not there that horrible

day um right well

I hate to admit it every book but I'm

afraid the aan is right I was

there hello who's

that say is

that P now Eaton control yourself this

bug is a suspect in an attempted

squashing what were you talking to me

he's guilty I say a fit Chomper bug

eater please seor we still have not

heard Ralph's side of the story Ralph

thank you kman as you know I was hatched

a wealthy bug at the top of the food

chain I came from a well-to-do ivy leaf

family there was you know nothing we

didn't have good shout at brother muffy

my life was happy so that one day

bad Randall bad we eat bugs you know not

plants eating plants can you you know

imagine is your name really Randol yeah

what's it to you nothing then just after

I started my adult stage something

happened I just wanted to fit in you

know be like all the other insect

divorce but that one day with the

apens did it for me it was that day when

I said to myself I can't live this life

I can't be this bug that's when I you

know wandered the world I mingled with

the common bug and I tried my handset

real life for the first time and that's

how I ended up here in Santo Pito you

all know me I wouldn't eat you you're my

you know

friends don't be believe in that polka

dotted bug

biter them dirty slimy worthless

ladybugs are a liing lot each and every

scurvy one of them calm down calm down

until some bug has solid evidence that

Ralph ate some bug you can't press

charges but you my little aphid can now

be charged with premeditated attempted

squashing just say the word Ralph and I

throw him in

jail oh no no need to be you know rough

on the little guy if you say so come on

you there you see our little Adventure

is over now can we get back to work and

put all this behind

us blah blah blah blah blah I know by

the power invested in me I officially

escort you off Town property and I

advise you not to return your just lucky

that Ralph is a forgiving

sort well he may be the forgiving sort

but I'm not I time to take justice into

me own

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hands have you ever noticed how thin and

bony we butterflies are we don't got

much meat mostly just like wings besides

hey look at how plump Clen and bird are

hey hold on there Missy if Ralph does

get a hankering for some bug the one he

ought eat is eaten yeah his name says it

all eaten oh that's right that's right

eat me first it's always eaten Eaton

can't kick the ball Eaton can't wrestle

the mud wasp eaten can't defend the hive

well cut it you know out I'm not going

to eat any bug all right I'm not like

that all right that's the last of it

we're filled up a record-breaking pay

Harvest come on every buug let's hit the

cinaa Harvest you cowards since you

won't K hold that bushwacking bug biter

I will

myself vengeance is mine sayith GRE

beard I won't let you soft underbed

insects stand in the way of

Justice I'll feed him to the fly trap

not the fly

traps quickly bugs we must lick

ourselves free and save

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FR it long last the Venus fly traps I

waited a long time for this you weird

bug I keep telling

you I'm you know innocent no you're not

your worthless ladybug you're guilty

guilty guilty guilty the ladybug is

guilty aha guilty guilty guilty gu

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you you came back to save me I I can't

hold out much

longer go

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R oh dogs that's awful what's going to

happen to him I'm glad you asked certain

um carnivorous plants such as the Venus

fly traps below well uh they uh devour

insects for food

they lure them in with sweet smelling

nectar then they swallow them whole

and

Ralph he's

alive what this inquiring mind wants to

know is how come Joe Warren

eaten a he's Ralph yeah Eaton's right

over there no no no it's Elementary

ladybugs are brightly colored to warn

predators of about their bitter flavor

and bad

taste no bad taste well I'll say bad

taste I mean red and black in the spring

really what could be more out of fashion

please now that you saved me life and I

learned you didn't eat me mates and CH

off me leg I suppose you think I'll say

I'm sorry and thank you well that's

exactly what I'm going to do

I've learned one thing you can't always

tell a bug by its genius by not all

ladybugs are SC wax you could you know

stay oh I suppose I could settle down at

your family find a nice Bush sort of

turn over a new

Leaf that's not the life for me I have a

one track mind don't you know I won't

rest until I solve the mystery of who

got me leg C

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aha if only I could capture that much

angst and pain on the canvas oh I'm glad

he learned his lesson today I understand

him I do am a bug on a mission to dance

with Mida no B

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hey poen poen

poen we're Gathering up the

poen we'll do a lot of

Holland let's

go we work until sun

down we're going to feel the

to let's

go let's

go let's go

ging just a little spe on the M it's a

cozy place not a sticky fly trap it's

the

nicest place

good be found santoo

is kind of

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