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I'm
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oh hi folks and welcome to the fifth
annual Santo bito Talent Fair that's
right Jean where the town's finest and
most talented insects gather to show off
their
best any kind of creative performance is
accepted Jean and the winner Evin simply
the bug who Garners the most votes from
his or her fellow towns bug je and and
of course Vince they can't vote for
themselves well of
course the award none other than the
coveted cup of talent and a free dinner
at Carmen's Cina speaking of which Jean
this year's odds on favorite are last
year's winners Carmen and Paco DEA ANZ
as usual Vince but you know we're seeing
many strong competitors closing the Gap
this year I understand Eaton wood has a
powerful one two knockout combination of
painting and minding this year Jean
that's never been done before Vince but
this new strategy may serve the termite
well during the upcoming round you said
it but it's still too early to tell who
will get this year's trophy I mean just
look at these bugs Jean prows each and
every one of
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them is here to make your day all you
need are one two lips and just a little
pay it don't matter V an old bo youth so
step right up and Puck her up and step
into my booth
hey the Masters in the
house
discount is here to make your day all
lip and just a little
o the art of
kissing hey am I good or what
bra
oops hey hey like don't sneak up on us
please like that man cuz when we jump
it's like not even funny dig there's no
telling where we'll end up like once I
landed on this uninhabited coyote man
like they didn't even have Maps or
Villages or parties or nothing man I was
stuck in there for like two weeks before
I found my way out and almost got done
in by a fleet colar too so you know
watch it oh sorry I was just wondering
if you needed any help with your act see
I'm still looking to team up with some
bugs for the
fair that's great you know because uh
like I desperately need a partner you
know uh some bug to play another
instrument or uh sing backup you know
anything well I don't exactly sing or
play any instruments I can't even carry
a tune but I'm a really hard work are
you serious man well what can you do uh
can you paint draw dance sculpt knit
statuary uh
macroom uh
how about coloring books I've always
been a practical kind of book well
that's okay man you know like thanks for
asking but but my ACT is a solo number
you know just me you know the lone flea
all alone in the desert alone well good
luck oh
well can't even carry a tune oh isn't
that nice
Miguel I'll tell you what am as soon as
we get an open in our band for someone
who can't read music sing play an
instrument or dance Jo are going to be
the first bug that we call okay well
yeah I
suppose but don't you need any help
in can't sing huh can't play no in
tournaments being hour band
no
way sorry maybe next year may
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you hi Ralph how you doing I was don't
you know say another word oh I see
Amelia you know I wish I could help you
but I've never won the talent fair and
this year is well my best act ever you
know what I'm saying here yeah
I mean I don't blame you Ralph I
wouldn't want a no Talent like me
ruining my ACT either I you know didn't
mean it like that no it's okay sorry D
bothered
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you jailbreak
jailbreak code four darn dragon flies
has escaped multi armed and
dangerous well there you have C it
ladybugs and gentlemen complete
rejection that's right Vince a total
inability to blend into the team effort
you know I don't care how many years you
do this jeam when you see these rookies
fall hard it gets you right here don't
you think oh yeah every time Vin oh
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yeah do you really think we can do an
act together so soon you me oh yeah
trust me baby we're going to slay
him hi
Ralph hi guys how's it going hey hey
there what's
happening sign me and my friend up for a
spot in the talent Fair please but but
of course name please
well you know I'm ailia of course and
this is my wonderful incredible new
friend I just met out in the desert the
name is Donald Donald dragonfli nice to
eat uh meet you man get it straight
darald meet not eat meet man meat I hate
when that happens baby my mistake
forgive me oh you silly bug of course I
do wow is he the
greatest
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well flies
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eh ah here we are sweet and sour sauce M
now that sounds good who darn darn Mr
mthm says we're in space 92 come on
we've only got an hour before we're
scheduled to begin
again I chihuaha we are as good as
gone I know the type he makes friends
with one of the Swarm he waits for his
moment and you know bam we're all you
know bug food we must tell Amelia that
our new friend is not to be trusted
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what's wrong eaten got the chivies why
don't you just come out and say what you
mean yeah we can't tell what in
tarnation all that jiggling around means
you wited Shadow Pates do you two
understand anything in the world I am
supposed to be a meme or MIM if you will
and memes or mes never never never ever
ever ever ever speak then why is you
talking now then how should I know baby
but I will tell you this we can make up
any act you want I have after all played
with the great musicians of our time
billberry MCB Dusky solo and the
swarmers Lolita lat mid of Spain the
poop Pets the buzz tones yeah baby I've
even played with SWAT you know out of
London SWAT really true baby despite
what they may say you can learn how to
play a musical instrument in a matter of
minutes if you have the right teacher
that is oh
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Darold Amelia uh may we have a word with
you alone yes but right now we're kind
of busy so make it
snappy yeah we are not so sure about
your new friend he may not be what he
seems believe it or not little Philly he
actually had the nerve to show me and
clam a cookbook can you imagine so no I
don't understand so what do you mean
stand aside bugs Fe not Amilia a short
performance will make it all so suddenly
crystal clear to You
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observe well now do you understand
understand what girlfriend George
darnold wants to eat us you know like
food
what you're you're just jealous that I
found someone who who who won't ignore
me you just want to keep me out of the
competition if darnold's committed any
crime then you prove it hi got ey this
is going to be more difficult than we
planned that's like the start whistle
the fair let start without us clim we
got to get buzzing back down here bugs
bugs please I know you all want to win
tonight but we have to keep an eye
on
Dar well M once again we are on our
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own see him yes but what is he doing I
have no idea hey thank you all for
coming thank you thank you ready part 10
4 5 6
78 hey Hing up is fun yeah it's fun to
do buy yourself okay but it's a better
with two
two fly food tastes better the second
time
around Hing up hking down Hing day night
night spting up all the food just make
the day go right
right fly food tastes better second time
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around if that weren't more horing and
we ain't
joking FES would just be PL right I
look
do I see a f let F will jump
be
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the 26 27
okay larva with salsa followed by turn
light tacos and Barfly
burritos darn oh little babe what's
Shing well um shouldn't we be practicing
for our act I found these instruments we
can use now before we practice we should
see what the competition has to offer
don't you think baby well um I guess
trust me
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he
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thanks for coming
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mom just look at my
man all wrapped up in
still he' stand up but he
10 well I've had my it's just a face
he's going through I hope he gets out of
it
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soon
metamorphosis got me down I got the
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of we go out to
town we tried to
dance it's just like a football oh I
have no
chance it's just a phas he's going
through and you know I hope he gets out
of it
soon
M has got me down oh baby I got wrapped
up okay hit it Miguel
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oh someday maybe maybe
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somay cheap
material o how strange why does he keep
pulling on the T like that at Every Act
o what is
up to I wish I could tell you Mirena
darn hey baby how darn darn just one
more act and we're
on I'm really starting to get worried
shouldn't we be warming up shouldn't we
be practicing
for don't worry your pretty little head
I'll tell you what to do you go to our
tent get the biggest guitar you can find
and wait for me I'll be right there well
okay all right if you say so promise
promise
baby well this is it Jean the ACT every
bug's been waiting for that's right Vin
anticipation is high the reigning
Champions are real crowd Pleasers Jean
with allaround strength in their
performance each and every season well
here we go
folks Carmen and Taco de la ANZ and
their rendition of
me I
we cannot
beside
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I what to do
first we want to hold each other near
but then we can't go on a
swarm want to whisper in your ear but
then we can't dance up us
we want to talk until the dawn but then
we can't make a sent Trail I want to
sing to you a song but then we can't
send ourselves
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sweet we cannot decide
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I what to do
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first well there you have it Vince and
by the sound of that Applause they are
sure to get many votes for that very
strong
performance finally some bug built a
sturdy tent around
here what a score baby what a score
where is every Buck we're supposed to
start right
now way to go a minut yeah this is all
your no Buck's going to make a fool out
of Amelia damsel fly no
bu so Amelia finally woke up and smell
the bug food
eh well it's time to play with the big
boy Bo
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baby darnold has the raw power Vince but
Amelia has maneuver ability that's hard
to beat that's right Jean darnold keeps
his lead only by a narrow margin but
she's coming on strong hey baby what's
happening you let my friends free or
else sure baby if you want me to let
your friends free then I will
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This is the End
clam it's been good knowing you partner
you said it
B what let you to like what are you
crying about you're flies man you fly
that's why they call you flies remember
well cover me and bean dipping call me
Effie I didn't know that me neither I
always wondered about that hey uh uh
what about you lcho hey don't worry man
I'm a flea I'm practically invisible
when it comes to falling and
stuff looky at us he was right wow
hey can I get some help down here oh man
like I think I broke something or
something pakito good
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ideia I love that b o graas d you're
welcome bring me in Amelia Roger P
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by the way don't call me
baby well folks there you have it
darnold was shipped off to spend the
rest of his adult stage in prison that's
right Jean and the votes are in for a
first place winner in the talent
Fair yes folks Amelia the rookie to this
event and surprise winner of this year's
Talent Fair pulled a from the behind win
last night okay and an oncore
performance should begin any minute
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Vince oh B you are so brave oh Carmen
you were so
smart shall we
dance woo
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just a little speck on the map it's a
cozy place not a sticky fly trap it's
the
nicest
place could ever be found santoo is
kind of t
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01x10 - How to Eat People and Make New Friends
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The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.
The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.