01x10 - How to Eat People and Make New Friends

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Santo Bugito". Aired: September 16, 1995 – August 17, 1996.*
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01x10 - How to Eat People and Make New Friends

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I'm

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oh hi folks and welcome to the fifth

annual Santo bito Talent Fair that's

right Jean where the town's finest and

most talented insects gather to show off

their

best any kind of creative performance is

accepted Jean and the winner Evin simply

the bug who Garners the most votes from

his or her fellow towns bug je and and

of course Vince they can't vote for

themselves well of

course the award none other than the

coveted cup of talent and a free dinner

at Carmen's Cina speaking of which Jean

this year's odds on favorite are last

year's winners Carmen and Paco DEA ANZ

as usual Vince but you know we're seeing

many strong competitors closing the Gap

this year I understand Eaton wood has a

powerful one two knockout combination of

painting and minding this year Jean

that's never been done before Vince but

this new strategy may serve the termite

well during the upcoming round you said

it but it's still too early to tell who

will get this year's trophy I mean just

look at these bugs Jean prows each and

every one of

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them is here to make your day all you

need are one two lips and just a little

pay it don't matter V an old bo youth so

step right up and Puck her up and step

into my booth

hey the Masters in the

house

discount is here to make your day all

lip and just a little

o the art of

kissing hey am I good or what

bra

oops hey hey like don't sneak up on us

please like that man cuz when we jump

it's like not even funny dig there's no

telling where we'll end up like once I

landed on this uninhabited coyote man

like they didn't even have Maps or

Villages or parties or nothing man I was

stuck in there for like two weeks before

I found my way out and almost got done

in by a fleet colar too so you know

watch it oh sorry I was just wondering

if you needed any help with your act see

I'm still looking to team up with some

bugs for the

fair that's great you know because uh

like I desperately need a partner you

know uh some bug to play another

instrument or uh sing backup you know

anything well I don't exactly sing or

play any instruments I can't even carry

a tune but I'm a really hard work are

you serious man well what can you do uh

can you paint draw dance sculpt knit

statuary uh

macroom uh

how about coloring books I've always

been a practical kind of book well

that's okay man you know like thanks for

asking but but my ACT is a solo number

you know just me you know the lone flea

all alone in the desert alone well good

luck oh

well can't even carry a tune oh isn't

that nice

Miguel I'll tell you what am as soon as

we get an open in our band for someone

who can't read music sing play an

instrument or dance Jo are going to be

the first bug that we call okay well

yeah I

suppose but don't you need any help

in can't sing huh can't play no in

tournaments being hour band

no

way sorry maybe next year may

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you hi Ralph how you doing I was don't

you know say another word oh I see

Amelia you know I wish I could help you

but I've never won the talent fair and

this year is well my best act ever you

know what I'm saying here yeah

I mean I don't blame you Ralph I

wouldn't want a no Talent like me

ruining my ACT either I you know didn't

mean it like that no it's okay sorry D

bothered

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you jailbreak

jailbreak code four darn dragon flies

has escaped multi armed and

dangerous well there you have C it

ladybugs and gentlemen complete

rejection that's right Vince a total

inability to blend into the team effort

you know I don't care how many years you

do this jeam when you see these rookies

fall hard it gets you right here don't

you think oh yeah every time Vin oh

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yeah do you really think we can do an

act together so soon you me oh yeah

trust me baby we're going to slay

him hi

Ralph hi guys how's it going hey hey

there what's

happening sign me and my friend up for a

spot in the talent Fair please but but

of course name please

well you know I'm ailia of course and

this is my wonderful incredible new

friend I just met out in the desert the

name is Donald Donald dragonfli nice to

eat uh meet you man get it straight

darald meet not eat meet man meat I hate

when that happens baby my mistake

forgive me oh you silly bug of course I

do wow is he the

greatest

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well flies

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eh ah here we are sweet and sour sauce M

now that sounds good who darn darn Mr

mthm says we're in space 92 come on

we've only got an hour before we're

scheduled to begin

again I chihuaha we are as good as

gone I know the type he makes friends

with one of the Swarm he waits for his

moment and you know bam we're all you

know bug food we must tell Amelia that

our new friend is not to be trusted

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what's wrong eaten got the chivies why

don't you just come out and say what you

mean yeah we can't tell what in

tarnation all that jiggling around means

you wited Shadow Pates do you two

understand anything in the world I am

supposed to be a meme or MIM if you will

and memes or mes never never never ever

ever ever ever speak then why is you

talking now then how should I know baby

but I will tell you this we can make up

any act you want I have after all played

with the great musicians of our time

billberry MCB Dusky solo and the

swarmers Lolita lat mid of Spain the

poop Pets the buzz tones yeah baby I've

even played with SWAT you know out of

London SWAT really true baby despite

what they may say you can learn how to

play a musical instrument in a matter of

minutes if you have the right teacher

that is oh

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Darold Amelia uh may we have a word with

you alone yes but right now we're kind

of busy so make it

snappy yeah we are not so sure about

your new friend he may not be what he

seems believe it or not little Philly he

actually had the nerve to show me and

clam a cookbook can you imagine so no I

don't understand so what do you mean

stand aside bugs Fe not Amilia a short

performance will make it all so suddenly

crystal clear to You

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observe well now do you understand

understand what girlfriend George

darnold wants to eat us you know like

food

what you're you're just jealous that I

found someone who who who won't ignore

me you just want to keep me out of the

competition if darnold's committed any

crime then you prove it hi got ey this

is going to be more difficult than we

planned that's like the start whistle

the fair let start without us clim we

got to get buzzing back down here bugs

bugs please I know you all want to win

tonight but we have to keep an eye

on

Dar well M once again we are on our

[Applause]

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own see him yes but what is he doing I

have no idea hey thank you all for

coming thank you thank you ready part 10

4 5 6

78 hey Hing up is fun yeah it's fun to

do buy yourself okay but it's a better

with two

two fly food tastes better the second

time

around Hing up hking down Hing day night

night spting up all the food just make

the day go right

right fly food tastes better second time

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around if that weren't more horing and

we ain't

joking FES would just be PL right I

look

do I see a f let F will jump

be

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[Applause]

the 26 27

okay larva with salsa followed by turn

light tacos and Barfly

burritos darn oh little babe what's

Shing well um shouldn't we be practicing

for our act I found these instruments we

can use now before we practice we should

see what the competition has to offer

don't you think baby well um I guess

trust me

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he

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thanks for coming

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mom just look at my

man all wrapped up in

still he' stand up but he

10 well I've had my it's just a face

he's going through I hope he gets out of

it

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soon

metamorphosis got me down I got the

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of we go out to

town we tried to

dance it's just like a football oh I

have no

chance it's just a phas he's going

through and you know I hope he gets out

of it

soon

M has got me down oh baby I got wrapped

up okay hit it Miguel

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oh someday maybe maybe

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somay cheap

material o how strange why does he keep

pulling on the T like that at Every Act

o what is

up to I wish I could tell you Mirena

darn hey baby how darn darn just one

more act and we're

on I'm really starting to get worried

shouldn't we be warming up shouldn't we

be practicing

for don't worry your pretty little head

I'll tell you what to do you go to our

tent get the biggest guitar you can find

and wait for me I'll be right there well

okay all right if you say so promise

promise

baby well this is it Jean the ACT every

bug's been waiting for that's right Vin

anticipation is high the reigning

Champions are real crowd Pleasers Jean

with allaround strength in their

performance each and every season well

here we go

folks Carmen and Taco de la ANZ and

their rendition of

me I

we cannot

beside

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I what to do

first we want to hold each other near

but then we can't go on a

swarm want to whisper in your ear but

then we can't dance up us

we want to talk until the dawn but then

we can't make a sent Trail I want to

sing to you a song but then we can't

send ourselves

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sweet we cannot decide

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I what to do

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first well there you have it Vince and

by the sound of that Applause they are

sure to get many votes for that very

strong

performance finally some bug built a

sturdy tent around

here what a score baby what a score

where is every Buck we're supposed to

start right

now way to go a minut yeah this is all

your no Buck's going to make a fool out

of Amelia damsel fly no

bu so Amelia finally woke up and smell

the bug food

eh well it's time to play with the big

boy Bo

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baby darnold has the raw power Vince but

Amelia has maneuver ability that's hard

to beat that's right Jean darnold keeps

his lead only by a narrow margin but

she's coming on strong hey baby what's

happening you let my friends free or

else sure baby if you want me to let

your friends free then I will

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This is the End

clam it's been good knowing you partner

you said it

B what let you to like what are you

crying about you're flies man you fly

that's why they call you flies remember

well cover me and bean dipping call me

Effie I didn't know that me neither I

always wondered about that hey uh uh

what about you lcho hey don't worry man

I'm a flea I'm practically invisible

when it comes to falling and

stuff looky at us he was right wow

hey can I get some help down here oh man

like I think I broke something or

something pakito good

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ideia I love that b o graas d you're

welcome bring me in Amelia Roger P

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by the way don't call me

baby well folks there you have it

darnold was shipped off to spend the

rest of his adult stage in prison that's

right Jean and the votes are in for a

first place winner in the talent

Fair yes folks Amelia the rookie to this

event and surprise winner of this year's

Talent Fair pulled a from the behind win

last night okay and an oncore

performance should begin any minute

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[Applause]

Vince oh B you are so brave oh Carmen

you were so

smart shall we

dance woo

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[Applause]

just a little speck on the map it's a

cozy place not a sticky fly trap it's

the

nicest

place could ever be found santoo is

kind of t

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