01x09 - Lost Cause

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Santo Bugito". Aired: September 16, 1995 – August 17, 1996.*
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The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.
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01x09 - Lost Cause

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piz

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man like you two have been just about

everywhere huh almost amig so hey uh

like where's this one from that is the

postcard I sent to Carman from Grand

Canon what a sight to see it took almost

a week for me to hide from one side to

the other cool and uh this one oh this

one I was helping my brother bakis plant

his fungus crop on his farm I did not

stay long everywhere I went I felt like

I was being

watched Yow what's this oh that is the

Leaning Tower of Pizza Carmen was flown

in to cater a fly convention there

once ah our most treasured journey of

all into matrimony this was our

honeymoon spot andt bees bed bug and

breakfast bugalo number five it was

Heavenly Paco P Paco K Carmen Carmen hey

how come there's hardly any pictures of

you and Carmen you know like together

you know lcho look at us we're always

too busy taking care of the grandkids

the larve the Cina the neighbors a if

only caring and I had more romantic

Journeys together well why don't you man

after all that work sounds to me like

you two could use a break you know you

are right lyo it is time we deserve a

vacation Amigo don't mention

it mamore how do you feel about a trip

to Ana Fe oh you would love it there

Paca wait what would you think of a

second honeymoon oh whatever you want

dear I oh Paco are you asking me to go

on a trip with you of course

return with me to the bed BG and

breakfast it would be so romantic M see

it would be lovely I but we're much too

busy with the cine our chores the

children ging I hate to say it but I

think we are making our work more

important than

us see I think we could not walk away

from our chores if we tried

uh I don't be silly we can stop our work

anytime um if we really wanted to oh

yeah prove it very

well well I'm ready how about you

vacation

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impatience work makes us strong and work

gets things done we all have our

Cho the old and the

young even even the sun even the moon

must work every day from July until

June but if you

forget to relax your brain you like my

friend might go down the

train vacation

impatience vacation

impatience go away fly away on a

vacation for two close your eyes just

kick

back that's what to

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do remember to tell Rossa that we are

taking a break and I am going with Pak

on a trip to the desert so could she

please keep an eye on the Cina don't

worry I'll tell her look you just have a

good time huh and we'll take care of

everything oh did I give you the key to

the affid seller yes yes go go oh oh

tell Rosa if the lights go out there is

an emergency Firefly in the basement

yeah yeah blah blah blah blah blah blah

I know

go oh tell her not to forget about the

delivery tomorrow morning if we miss it

we will be out of fresh fungus for a

week will you go already before your

vacation is like you know over okay but

one more thing

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make sure some buug visits Mrs dheer

every day oh and LEL not too much coffee

grounds they make you

local

finally I'm ready to go now pakito you

heard the lady me Amigo whenever you are

ready

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oh pakito I am so glad we took this trip

you are right it will be so

romantic the warm desert days the Cool

Desert Nights the beautiful scenery you

my desert flower are the only scenery I

need is buen I know excuse me mad sir I

am thinking we are here this is the

address you gave me at last Mirena our

second honeymoon begins

Oho oh

caring oh thousand pardons seor but we

are in love so I see

congratulations oh no theor Grand S D

Hotel and them par hi got I this is not

an bees H we've got a off at the wrong

stop yet we are close M I can feel it

in smell it too the central we left on

our honeymoon still lingers and bees

must be nearby hi perhaps that little

Monastery down there could give us

directions

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in for

why are they afraid of us uh well you

see it's not um you they're afraid of

Paco it's uh well uh Carmen Oh Me Oh I

nothing to be afraid of you're female

they are praying mantises um you see the

uh the uh marriages of the praying

mantis are very very uh unique I'll

demonstrate first the male and female

make contact hello how do you do the

male will often give the female a gift

would you like something sweet to eat

don't mind if I

do that's right the female praying

mantis um eats the mail for dinner yes

it's true which is why the monks here

have taken a vow never to get married

now I myself I'm a confirmed Bachelor

and I now if you'll excuse me I suddenly

feel a little

raded wait here mikon I will speak with

the brothers h so sorry to bother you

Hermanos we are looking for Aunt bees

bed bug and breakfast how could you miss

it that Unholy monstrosity Aunt bees

with the quiet little bugalo senor senor

and bees has expanded it is now the

thorax or grandson's Dune hotel

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and Clen bird wake up man wake

up what hey uh have you like seen Rossa

no by four because I'm supposed to tell

her something something but now I can't

why because man there's like this serest

coyote I ever saw in my life on the edge

of town and I got to get in on that

action before it leaves B so so promise

me you'll tell Rosa that Carmen and Paco

are taking a break and going on a trip

to the desert could she please keep an

eye on the Cina got it Tell Rosa that

Carmen and Paco are taking a break and

going on a trip to the desert could she

please keep an eye on the coina

Okie mokei Smokey no problem old Leno

you can count on us okay bye

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thanks

wos has

too

W that's two

s Carmen and Paco broke their legs are

you sure well that's what he said she

said yep I can remember it like was

tomorrow Carmen and Paco tripped and

broke their legs in the desert Rosa

please send help and medicina help

medicina oh dear we've got to go rescue

them we got to get together some kind of

a search party or something every

BG keep an eye on the Cina Carmen and

Paco need our help oh sure leave me

alone see if I care G

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I cannot believe this was once a cozy

little bed bug and

breakfast see so much has changed T car

got to find them got to find

them we are left with only memories well

perhaps we can still rent a small room

and and enjoy a quiet relaxing peaceful

weekend alone no

Amia hey wa up man what's going

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on on our left we have mosquito jousting

matches every day at noon and on our

right we have our world famous honey

bands for a small Fe of course be sure

to visit abb's concession and snack shop

open 24 hours oh then again maybe not

haven't you heard gmen and Paco broke

their legs they're stranded in the

desert and and we're going to save them

oh man that's terrible what are we

waiting for BOS Amigos what they got the

measles too

measles we better hustle are behind what

did you say they got measles from a

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beehive wait till I get my hands on

those bees wait for me I'll lead the

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way me more I'm so sorry our time

together it is ruined as long as we are

together pakito our time is never ruined

that's true but it would have been nice

shall we go home see but let us walk

this time that way at least we can spend

some time together

okay slow

own I can't I'm on a

mission

stop wait for the others there's no time

we got to hurry we got to get there get

where oh yeah good

point Camilia before we just run into

the desert we have to have a plan we

have got to get organized sorry I get a

little ahead of myself I'll be in charge

of things we have to do fast F okay fine

I'll take care of the medical procedures

Miguel has a great sense of direction he

will be our guide and we brought the

food yep there's plenty for everybody I

think we were better off before we had a

plan let's just go man but this time I

be the

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leader time

close uhoh

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a where'd he go I don't see him excuse

me I'm

confisticated which one of us is the

leader

again you're simple over here would have

been fine Mena jooo

hey hey don't look at me like that I'm

not your

lunch oh dear it's a land plot don't

look

me well I'm done leading next

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H we will not make it back to Santo

bagito today see M you're right we must

find a safe place to spend the night

look it is perfect

no

see oh B

look it is beautiful more beautiful than

the bed bug and breakfast a more than M

it is more than beautiful it is perfect

we are in the passion flower but if you

forget to relax your brain your whole

life my

friend might go down the

train vacation impatience sh vacation

impatience

sh go away fly away on a vacation for

two close your eyes just keep back

that's what to

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do I'm cold man can't we build a real

fire you know Mr moth Meer would fly

into it he can't help himself sorry man

it's going to be a long night Hey Joe

stop complaining at least you didn't get

stuck with a lookout Duty good night

Miguel

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oh did you sleep well see and you never

better H would you like some breakfast

my

sweet oh Nelly I'm so hungry I can eat a

horse fly

B do you have a cold no but I think we

have visitors bird don't you have

something you can Hawk up for breakfast

well how about that midnight snack I

shot you last night you should have

saved us some I suppose well that takes

care of my appetite man I hope some

bug's looking for us like we don't even

know like where we are too bad Carmen

and Paco's legs are broken they could

rescue us now come on every bug they you

know need us so brace up and keep

looking what are they talking about

please they think we are in trouble they

are the ones in trouble oh yes those n

we better go help them Carmen we are

still on our second honeymoon why must

we always be The Rescuers k h when you

raise a million children it's a hard

habit to break see but they came here to

help us I know let us have a little fun

we will let the town bugs think they

have rescued us oh oh see oh

see then they will feel so proud of

themselves good idea

Paco come M they are

coming down here down here

quickly I'm I'm tired I'm hungry oh I

hate humidity look at what it does to my

hair oh forget

can I get back we got to do all this

stuff no I can't stand a walk no more do

I need you big

strong this is going to be more

difficult than I

thought this time even if they don't see

us they will hear us okay okay okay oh

water

water oh my

leg the pain

here they are every bug well lock me in

a smoke house and call me happy we found

them we are not dead it we are

geniuses I knew if we didn't give up

we'd find them oh bako we are

saved finally we are saved gracias

Compadres I could never have gotten back

to Santo bugito without you you two just

rest easy now we'll carry you home oh

you poor poor ants broken legs measles

att*cked by bees you've had quite a

night that's right but everything is

going to be okay now hey hurry up you

bugs we need something to carry them in

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H Mr deanes see Mrs

deanes thank you for a wonderful second

honeymoon not what we expected no but

fun

see Clen I told you when I push you pull

not the other way around but I did pull

bird you were the one that messed up

again again now when did I ever mess up

once today huh about 10 Minimates ago

that's when don't confuse me with the

fact you anyway that's besides the point

you pull when I push vacation

impatience work makes us

strong work gets things done we all have

our

chores the old and the

young Mita

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but if you

forget to relax your brain you hold like

my

friend my to down the

train vacation

impatience vacation

impatience go away fly away on a

vacation for two close your eyes just

kick

back that's what to do

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ow

clam

what just a little speck on the map it's

a cozy place not the sticky fly trap

it's the

nicest place could ever be found Santo

boo is

kind of t

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