01x05 - Cupid vs. Clem

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Santo Bugito". Aired: September 16, 1995 – August 17, 1996.*
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The show primarily deals with slice of life stories, but often with a strange insect twist.
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01x05 - Cupid vs. Clem

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Clen Amigo can you hear me Clen Clen

come on little buddy snap out of it oh

Clen Mr Fly Boy it's time to wake up

hello anybody

home J know I think that boy's finally

blown his last cylinder don't you think

Miguel okay look out let me

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try nope nothing sorry I just can't

figure it poor cl's been like this for a

couple of days now oh star Y and empty

like

I'm afraid we might have lost him for

good this

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time can you blame

him what nothing not to worry me Amigo

we will find a way to help Clen back to

normal see just watch this

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I clim I have your favorite drink a tall

and foamy rotted

float I got I clam never refuses a

rotted float this fly needs a doctor

Amelia you got it Carmen no problem I'm

on the job I'll go get Dr Mo right now

I'll be back faster than you can say FES

on Amelia yes today would be nice oh

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sorry Buzz for cover

earthquake no worse than an earthquake

sounds like a dog one of Leno's dogs

every bug hang on I got I look at the

size of it

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[Applause]

hey wow man what a

trip hey did you miss me hey oh don't

worry I'll fix this hole right away hey

uh have any meil as a matter of fact you

do gracias Carmen hi Leno you must find

a safer way to travel

no yeah yeah yeah yeah sure but hey it's

cheap and I'm a flea so what can I

do bills bills bills junk mail you shall

pay bills what a

drag hey man like uh what's with Clen is

he uh zoned out or what well we're

worried that we've lost the poor fellow

yep gone lost out the window scattered

to the winds slipped through our tarsel

claws kissed goodbye down the drain

Amelia the doctor remember oh my gosh oh

sorry good good morning

everybody oh morning Lacy my dear Carmen

a takeout order for Lacy Green Wing I

ordered the cut greens light on the

spores Rosa

look that's the most clams moved all day

well thank you kindly but please keep

the change and enjoy the rest of your

day and you too my dear what a nice

young bug

Glen is she the smartest most pretty

most interisting bug you ever lay your

fasted eyes on or

what

oh that you know explains

everything so that's it what what's it

well shave my belly and call me Unice

clam you're in love love

love no no C or sniff blow his nose no

rash fever or one of those no

s and though our friend will never

sneeze he's still stuck with the worst

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disease by the Love by the

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Love by the love

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buddy partner pal of mine tell me it

ain't true tell me I haven't lost my

best friend in our whole world to a

women bug sorry Burke but now that you

gone and discovered my secret I got to

admit it nothing would tickle me Pinker

than to spend one glorious day with that

smart and pretty Lacy

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girl why it would make my pitiful

insignificant life suddenly worthwhile

wa really clim oh You Really Got It Bad

them are the biggest words I ever heard

come flying out of your mouth wait a

minute let me get this great are you

saying that you trade in a best buddy

for a a

girl traiter internal oper fair weather

fly double Crosser now now but you know

settle down you give a fly the best at

your adult stage and this is how he

treats

you I know I know

here every bug come here like uh what

are we going to do man I mean some bug's

got to tell him tell him what and who's

him when it comes to manners Lacy is a

you know Legend a real

lady one of of us will have to break the

bad news to Clen that ain't necessary

czin if y'all say I ain't good enough

for Lacy Green Wing then then I guess I

ain't Clen fly back here so if Clen is

in love with Lacy all right and then

oh I get it hey everyb I got it now I

know what you're talking about

wa Clen please do not do this we can

talk about this over a nice big lunch

see nope if I don't have no chance to

ever going on a date with Miss Lacy then

life ain't worth spit to me no more I'm

going to join the army ants forever so I

can up and forget my pretty Lacy g a go

ahead and let him go see like here I

don't need no best friend

nope not

me yeah yeah yeah

clim

much think about it if something happens

to you in the army ants well you will

never get a chance to have a date with

Lacy but I heard y'all you said she'd

never go out with me anyway you said I

wasn't good enough for I heard you way

to go lyo hey man you said it too yep

he's right Rosa you did bugs bugs please

please it is not important who said what

see what is important is that you stay

here with your friends f for yourself

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Paco if you stay in Santo bagito then we

will help you prepare for a date with

Lacy really we

promise right I ain't giving No Ex buddy

nothing right

see now everything will work out just

fine okay you really think I could do it

see Gman I hope you know what you're

talking about because in case you hadn't

noticed Clen is a

disaster I know it will be a challenge

but I have a plan oh yeah man and uh

like what's that carman's love

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school ladybugs and gentle these towns

bugs have really thrown themselves into

the effort well that's right Vince it

takes seasoned veterans to try and turn

a hopeless thick witted rookie like Clen

Barfly into a civilized dat you said it

Jean the odds are against them but

that's what makes Santa beito a winning

team mhm and please for all you

youngsters watching out there don't try

this at home these are trained

professionals now remember Clen when you

go on a date there is nothing a young

lady likes more than a little gift like

something

personal yes but usually the something

personal is more like flowers and

cholates too

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man I like these Dating Rules already

hey man the Chocolat is for your date

not for you

Tonto oh

sorry that better and today we will go

with flowers okay Oki Moki teacher

you're the boss and trust me me Amigo

flowers work like a charm on the ladies

you don't say see they worked on

Carmen I heard that

Paco you should not be so sure of

yourself I knew what you were

doing all your gifts and card please it

was not your flowers that made us fall

in love it was

my

dancing no no no no no no no no no you

fell antenna over heels for the flowers

and my

singing don't flatter yourself I did not

fall for anything I was on to you Senor

Sweet Talker who are you calling a sweet

talker hey hey hey chill out you too who

cares anyways you're already married

you're stuck with each

other hey it's clam here who needs a

date remember fall antenna Over

Heels you wish Sweet Talker huh I think

not send in the practice date and hurry

up

man stop

Alto okay okay what happened here Rosa I

thought you are going to be the date I

am sorry car you know I love clam dearly

but I am not letting him touch me for

fear of catching some weird kind of fly

disase or something I mean Miguel and I

got our future to think of how do you

think I feel I don't even want Clen to

get good at

dating besides these high heels are

k*lling now look CLM needs our help and

we promised him we'd give

it so every bug you know put aside your

problems and let's get to it uh thanks

Ralph

okay CLM go ahead man and uh do what we

told you uh my name is

Clen what's yours oh like you don't know

bir oh all

right uh hello Clen my name's fercia it

is my pressure to meet

you well well how was that did I do it

good uh it is a

uh a uh Tello the word he is looking for

is start yes it is a start tell caring

thank you Paco says to say thank you to

Carmen tell Paco he is welcome Carmen

says to tell thank you I heard her Clen

Bia let us take it from the top again

shall we please

okay all right

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blow fever heart one of those

no and though our friend will never

sneeze he still starts with the worst

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disease by the love

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bitten by the Love Bug bitten by the

Love

Bug watch and learn from the

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master

oh my sweet bug eight eyes that sparkle

your inten so long I put all the love I

have for you into this little

song okay man like you try it

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now yo yo my sweaty B you're Sparkle

your hand in there so

long um do you like

poetry hey babe but here off what's your

genus I'm a Capricorn after you no iron

sense after you may I have the pressure

of this next dance of this next dance

one two uh that number between two and

four

four two uh hi we have created a

disaster a love

Beast if life thing

good hey how do you girls get this stuff

off anyways oh man like Clem's worse now

than when we started I didn't think

think it was you know possible very well

we all agree Clen needs more time then

some bug must tell him tell fako that it

is better if one of his friends tells

Clen that he is not yet ready for a date

rather than to hear it from Lacy herself

tell Carmen I was just about to say that

tell PCO I will be happy to tell Clen

that he needs more

time Ethan have you seen Clen seen him

well apparently CLM has has had a little

crush on Lacy Green Wing did you know

that yes I knew that well anyway he

seemed so shy about it all and I say let

love grow be nurtured Thrive and live

forever what are you saying Ethan I

introduced

them where man where wow how flattering

CLM of course if you want to go on a

date then I would be happy to accept

I do something

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wrong hey hey I can't see come on move

it what's happening well thank you Mr

bfly oh

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yes like some cake I've been saving it

for you for a week now uh no thank you

okay maybe later I'll keep it warm for

you you know

what what you're the most pretty and

intelligent bug I ever did see

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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so uh Lacy did you enjoy our

day clam I don't want you to take this

the wrong way go on tell me the truth

well if you insist you are

uniquely uh the

most vile filthy beastly disgusting

repellent unclean offensive detestable

repugnant creature I have ever

met but of course I mean that in the

nicest way wow you really think so does

that mean you'll be my girlfriend

girlfriend oh that doesn't I'm doomed I

have lost my bestest friend for good

now no more corking up food together no

more buzzing around smelling stuff we

find Ling right out

there I am so

alone Bert um I

I I don't think that Lacy will be your

no don't say another word

I'm just going to have to face the

music well you know what they say quo is

R oh don't you mean

qu that's what I said queso as R bir

settle down you know look I could never

be a girlfriend clam we are not made for

each other the way common and pacco are

but I'd be happy to become one of your

friends friends with me you mean it then

put her there

pal yes

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friends well see you around

then oh I'm out of there okay bye thanks

see

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you friends just friends good job

partner I didn't lose you to that musy

love stuff after all hey man are are you

okay yeah did your date go you know well

go well it went better than I ever

imagined we danced and dined with

manners and everything just like y'all

told me and you should have heard all

the condiments she gave me yep she said

I smell funny well I'll and of course

that is something you should be really

proud of huh yep for one brief buzzing

moment I got to almost imagine what it's

like to be as happy as Carmen and

Paco and that ain't the half of it come

on over to my stool and I'll tell y'all

about it tell Paco that maybe Carmen did

fall a little for his

flowers a long time ago tell caring that

maybe her dancing was part of the Reon

we fell in love oh

B NOP cough or sniff or blow my nose no

rash fever or one of we are

do bitten by the Love Bug we are

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doomed beaten by the Love Bug

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sniff blow their nose no rash fever or

one of those and though our friends will

never sneeze they're still stuck with

the worst

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disease they are

do bitten by the Love Bug bitten by the

Love Bug they are

doomed bitten by the loveg bitten by the

Love Bug

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just a little speck on the map it's a

cozy place not the sticky fly trap it's

the

nicest place could ever be found

santoo

is kind of

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