04x17 - Episode 17

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04x17 - Episode 17

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Welcome to
"Love Island USA", Unseen Bits.

What's that? You didn't get
enough Love Island this week?

Don't worry,
we're here to satisfy

all your Love Island cravings.

- Mmm.
- Mmm-mmm.

Baby.

Ugh!

Tonight, we're going to show you

a bushel of never
seen before moments.

We're talking sexy.

- Pow!
- Pow.

We're talking funny.

We're talking...

And you have to
squeeze it all in.

I miss my vibrator.

Too much.
I can't wait anymore.

Let's get this party started.

We're ready.
We're ready. We're ready.

This is "Love
Island USA", Unseen Bits, baby!

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

Being isolated from the world

can sometimes drive
you a bit cuckoo.

Mady and Deb are getting
really comfortable

with each other, in a cute way.

Not a "share my
toothbrush kind of way."

That's not cute.
That's unhygienic.

I can see you giving
birth together. Like, bedside.

We already said we're going to
be each other kids godparents.

- You all got to plan this out.
- Let's live together too.

Okay.

Wait. Should we get married?

Wait a minute!

- What?
- Whoa!

Y'all need a show.

- Well, that's our life.
- Tonight on Love Island.

- Crazy chicks.
- Two Islanders have

discovered that they're
actually in love.

- A deeper bond.
- Who is it?

Tune in tonight
at 9:00 eastern time.

Where it's steamier...

sexier and streamier than ever.

What's better than one blonde?

You're supposed to get up.

Okay, what's better
than one blonde?

- Two blondes.
- Two blondes.

Say "two blondes!"

What's better than one blonde?

Two blondes.

- Just not a third.
- Yeah, not a third. Sorry.

You can't sit with us.

Hello.
Mady, I love that color on you.

Oh, wait, Deb. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. You're
wearing the same swimsuit.

Oh, my God. You're
wearing the same swimsuit.

Okay, you can't
f*cking do this to me

and expect me to get it right.

Everyone's been
confusing us lately, but...

We take that as a compliment.

Maybe we'll kiss each
other's guys and see...

Yeah.

That would be fun.

They're so stupid.
They'd have no idea.

They call us the blondes.

"Dude, there's the blondes."
We have evil twins.

We're not that evil.

And we both know
how to have fun.

Yeah. Blondes just
know how to have fun.

And we finish each
other sentences.

No one gets...
No one gets me like Deb.

Mady.

Well, that's our lives.
It's kind of crazy.

Our market research

informed us that
blonde women giggling

is pure entertainment
across every demo and region.

Love Island just
keeps on nailing it.

The Islanders are about to

play a game of Mr. And Mrs.,

where they'll be answering
questions about each other.

Before it started,
the Islanders had 30 minutes

to get to know each other.

And this meant
the boys would face

their most terrifying
challenge yet:

actually listening
to what a lady is saying.

My real favorite
bird is a morning dove.

Those are the ones that go...

That was sad.

Never seen a dove.

- You hear them.
- Those are things we hear.

I thought it was the owls.

- Always think that's an owl.
- No, I don't think so.

What's your favorite
math equation?

X equals...

damn, what is it?
X equals m times squared.

M times squared.

X equals something, you
know what I'm talking about.

- MC squared.
- Yeah, MC squared.

Wait.

I don't think it's
x equals MC squared.

It's like one of
the simplest ones.

Minus x equals negative B+

or minus the square
root of b minus four ac

all over 2A.

I don't know
if I'm learning math,

or having it erased
for my brain right now.

It's fine. It's not
going to be a question.

I just needed you
to know that about me.

What's your favorite
sex position?

Missionary.

- Is it?
- Yeah.

- Really?
- I like to look at their face.

What's your favorite
feature on yourself?

- My smile.
- Yeah.

Aw!

- That's a good one.
- I like my smile.

Yeah, your smile's gorgeous.

Thank you so much.
I like your smile.

- Yeah?
- Yeah!

I like your smile.
I like your eyes, too.

- I think my eyes...
- Your eyes are dreamy.

- My almond eyes.
- I love the eyes for sure.

What else would they ask?

Mmm...

- What's your favorite animal?
- I like a lion or a tiger.

And I remind myself of a lion.

- I can see that.
- You like ass?

I definitely ass over titties,

- for sure.
- Yeah.

Okay, let's talk about your ex.
Like, did she look like me?

Not a lot of people
look like you.

Oh, Thanks.

- What's your favorite candy?
- Almond Joys.

You old as hell.

Wow. It's 2022 and
we're still candy bar shaming!

Hope Sereniti
doesn't get canceled.

You like butter pecan, too?

Like, who would
be your second choice?

- I guess Bryce.
- Bryce?

Who would be your second choice?

Probably Deb.

Don't!

Sam!

- What's your biggest fear?
- Ghosts.

Ghosts?
You're scared of ghosts?

- Mm-hmm.
- Wow.

Because they are real.

- Yeah. Yeah, I mean...
- Do you think ghosts are real?

- I kind of do.
- I think they are for real.

For sure for real.

Don't worry you two,

we spent most of our expanded
set budget this year on Sage.

Thanks, Peacock.

People in one place
for weeks on end can give

some people a touch
of cabin fever.

Luckily, our Islanders

have found ways to
entertain themselves

by utilizing
the art of the selfie.

This portrait, it's hot.

Let me see. Let me see.

That's tough. That's tough.

- Where your phone at?
- Bring your phone, baby?

What?
Happy with just one.

Jesse, call yourself
a millennial.

Isaiah show your friend

what unbridled self-obsession
really looks like.

You look that way.

Hold on. It's loading.

Yeah.

Are you sure you
guys haven't done this before?

Yeah.
That's a good one.

Yep. Yeah, hold it.

Huh! What did I tell you.
Shut up.

Well done fellas.

Isaiah's obsessed with himself.
Did y'all know that?

I'm so weak.
I love that.

Just like in the mirror,
like this...

Isaiah's like always
taking pictures of himself.

- He takes a lot of mirror pics.
- Huh!

- Smile.
- Cute, cute, cute, cute.

Yeah!

- 'Cause you see like...
- Oh, you can look...

- Yeah, that's hot.
- How my hair flows.

- Yeah.
- With the.

My hair flows this
way a lot better,

that's why I keep
looking this way.

That way to the left?

Cause if you
you look at the other ones,

you, like, you'll see how
it looks good this way, right?

- Bro...
- With the stud...

With the dang...
With the dangle side.

No, you're natural.
When you look that way

that's I think
that's... it was hot.

You-you're just natural, bro.
I don't give a f*ck.

- You're gonna model, bro.
- I'm telling you.

I don't know why
you ain't done it yet.

You're definitely
gonna f*cking model, bro.

That shit's too easy, dog.

One thing is certain,

Isaiah has found love
on Love Island with himself.

Ooh. Here's
another little unseen bit

that should get
your feet moving.

Look at Jesse and Jeff go.
It's about passion.

It's about enjoying your bodies.

It's about the three double
espressos they had an hour ago.

If you're shirtless
at home, feel free to join in.

If you're clothed at home,
lighten up.

You only live once, compadre.

Hey!

Hey!

Sure this is dancing,

but it also looks like
they're stepping on spiders

in a really smooth way.

- It's hard.
- Yeah, it's hard.

Oh, watch the,
hey, watch the, hey...

I call this dance

the "desperately looking
for the bathroom river dance."

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

This one is simply called

the "whatever had
an on this couch" move.

We talking that shit.

The only impressive
thing about these dances

is they were stone-cold
sober when they did them.

I bet you never thought
you'd see dancing so bad.

If you'd be wishing
for an ad break.

Oh, your wish is my command.

Every now
and then we like to splurge

and spoil our Islanders.

Today we say,
let them eat brunch.

Ooh. Is that crunchies?
Oh, it's a wrap.

Oh my gosh! Is those onions.
Oh, okay.

What a gift brunch it is!

You can be as late as you want.

You can eat bacon.

You can day drink,
all judgment free.

So let's combine brunch
with its opposite,

standardized testing. Fun.

- Are you a big brunch girl?
- I am.

- Okay.
- What about you?

What's your brunch order?

What is Andy's
favorite brunch order?

Hmm. What do we think?

Is it, A, steak and
eggs with a Bloody Mary,

B, breakfast burrito
and bottomless mimosas, C.

Acai bowl, asa-hai bowl,

the... the berry bowl thing?

I don't know how
to pronounce it.

Or is it D,
protein shake with vodka?

- Breakfast burrito.
- Oh, I love breakfast burrito.

Breakfast burrito and... and
then bottomless mimosas.

It's gotta be bottomless.
If I'm going... if I'm going...

- Yeah.
- For brunch,

it's gonna be bottomless.
But I love...

I mean, I just love bottomless.

- Yeah.
- I... It's gotta be bottomless.

Bottomless.

If you picked B,
congrats, well done.

Moving right along.

You like the day-to-day stuff?

- Yeah.
- Like what?

Does Bria's
day to day consists of, A,

museums and ice cream,
B, restaurants and arcades,

C, walks in waterfalls or,
D, nothing.

Activities are
against her religion.

Like I like to go to
the museum, like in New York.

I like to
like try different like

ice cream places,

like to try restaurants,

go to arcades.
I like to take walks.

I wanna see waterfalls.

The answer is A,

all of the above except D,

which was of course
the secret hidden answer.

There are at least eight
other secret hidden answers,

which I cannot divulge because
I took up blood to oath.

Do you like to have
big celebrations and

parties for birthdays
or do you like to

- keep it low key?
- Uh...

Question number three:

How does Courtney normally
celebrate her birthday?

Did she answer,

A, cross country trip
with an agreeable biker g*ng,

B, goes on vacation alone,

C, cries a lot because life
is a slow walk towards our end

or, D, she spends
most of her b-day

recovering from
cosmetic surgeries?

Well, for the past three years,

I've been like healing
from surgery on my birthdays.

What kind of surgeries?
What do you mean?

- Just cosmetic.
- Oh, cosmetic?

Yeah.
Have you had any before?

This tooth is like half fake.

Ooh, here's a final
question for today's brunch.

How did Bryce lose half a tooth?

Was it, A, hockey rink fight,

B, a back alley
dentist he met online,

C, a marsh pit,
or, D, bong accident?

'Cause I got this
kicked out at a concert.

Oh f*ck!

Yeah. I was in a mosh pit.

I used to listen to
some pretty crazy music.

One time I lost a nail
in a mosh pit.

Oh, really?
It broke off or?

Yeah, like the
whole thing came up.

Mosh pit!
Courtney goes in mosh pits!

I did not see that coming,

with all the surgeries and all.

It's painful when
that happens, right?

Yeah.

Let's check in with our

resident conspiracy
peddler, Deb.

Hopefully, she's
moved on from birds.

Birds!

Nope.
Guess not.

So I thought about
what you said yesterday.

- What'd I say?
- About the damn birds.

- Okay.
- That's full of shit.

I don't think so.

They ain't get electrocuted
'cause they're dry.

They're dry!
That's not how it works.

Okay. You get in
the pool right now

and I'll throw in a radio,
you're going to die.

But if you dry and touch
the radio, you're good?

He put a lot of thought in that.

Wait. Okay.
Listen, listen to this.

Listen to this.
What if it's raining?

You're going... not gonna die.
I have...

You have a phone, you been
in the rain with your phone.

Am I lying? No.

Did you die? You still here.

You here!

Let me ask you this. So
the little... the little birds

that do not make
it on the floor,

like when they fall from the egg

or fall from
the tree or whatever,

you think them is programmed?

Yeah.

What? Hell no.

- Everyone else agrees with me.
- She tripping.

Yeah. You know Deb has
got this theory right now.

You know that birds are secret

undercover government agents.

But I don't really,
uh, mind that theory.

You know, I...
I do question birds sometimes.

You know, I've seen a lot
of movies and, you know,

uh, birds do get
tricky sometimes.

Yeah, man together I think

we can crack the secret
government code, you know?

We're onto something.
For sure.

Like what kind of bird is that?
Just soaring through the sky.

You see it?

That's a government agent.

You know what? That is a really
important aspect about him.

That he does agree
with me about the birds

and they're... they're
government Ops.

If you say birds, aren't real

and your partner
agrees with you,

you've found someone
who loves you.

Congrats Deb and Jesse.

You're so onboard
that birds are fake.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know,

it's the government man.

And it's like them and
dragon flies, you know, really?

- It's just something up.
- Yeah. Something's up.

- It's just a, you know...
- Oh, okay.

- Look at those dragonflies.
- Where? Where?

- Dragon flies move like UFO.
- Oh shit! Yeah they do.

But if the
dragon flies are in on it,

is every insect
listening device?

It was definitely good.
It was more I get...

Oh my God!

I'm so sorry.

A bug just landed on my head.

That was a bug, wasn't it?

Yeah.

Well, I don't even what
bug kind of bug this is.

It's huge!

Dude, this fly.

Like even when I swat it,
it doesn't move.

Oh my God!

Oh. I was like, is that a bee?

- Are you scared of bugs?
- I don't like bees.

I've been stung by bees

too many times for
any one adult, you know?

And I feel like other people
like they're shooing them away

and nothing happens.
I'm chosen.

Oh!

My gosh.
You literally hate bees.

Timmy.

Timmy, what is wrong with you?

It looks fun the way it was.

- Why did you do that?
- I just feel like

- Oh my God!
- See! That's why?

Yo! Cut. Cut.

Just cut.

Cut. Cut the date.

Why is the cloth
all over the food?

He's like, trying to cover
the bee and the bee escaped.

And then like,
I don't know what he's doing.

On this island,
they're right to be suspicious.

Uh!

And in line
with the rules of the Screen

Insect Guild and just general
respect for our living beings,

no bees, wasps,
hornets, dragonflies, ladybugs,

dung beetles, praying
mantis, Goliath beetles,

weevils, jiminy crickets, daddy
longlegs, daddy shortlegs,

brown marmorated stink
bugs or any other insect

were harmed in the making
of the Unseen Bits,

or any other bit of the "Love
Island USA" seen or unseen.

Welcome back to
"Love Island USA" Unseen Bits.

I'm in with Love Island
news all day, every day.

Now here's Deb with
our Villa sports highlights,

a.k.a Deb's play-by-play.
Take it away, Deb.

Right now we got Jeff.

Now Jeff is one of the
newcomers in this season.

We've been waiting to
see him do something like this

and he really gets
the pump in harder.

Deb.

Jeff is here representing the
good old state

of Los Angeles, California.

- Okay?
- Yeah.

I've seen better.

Judges put your votes in.

- We got sixes all around.
- Oh, it's a three for me.

Up next is Bryce.

Now Bryce is also
one of our newcomers.

May be paler than the others,
but don't let that fool you.

Bryce does have really
nice back muscles.

And sometimes they
could be deceiving.

You might see a man
with back muscles,

but he really has no backbone.

Oh!

Now what we see with
Bryce versus Andy is

Bryce has the wide hand stance

and Andy was doing
the p*ssy stance hands in.

We like to see a man who
goes for the wide hands out.

It's a lot harder and targets
lots of different muscles.

What do you have
to say about that?

- I agree.
- Back...

- Back to you.
- Back to you, Deb.

What's Jeff gonna
do with that rope?

He's giving us a preview.

Oh!

- Mmm!
- Mmm!

Mmm! Mmm!

Oh, baby!

Uh!

Right there.

Up... up next, we got Timothy.

Now Timmy's been here before.

Timmy is someone we always
look forward to watch.

Timmy really gives us
his all in every single pump.

That's what we like to see.

- Oh, yes.
- Good form, experience...

Yeah.

And consistency in the pumps.

- Come on, baby.
- Two more.

Come on, baby.

Let's see what this
might do for him.

-He might be putting himself
-Come on Timmy!

Himself in first place.

Who won 12?
Do I hear a 12?

Oh, are you serious?

We'll we back after
at this commercial break.

I once came across a wise man

when I was on a long journey.

He looked me in the face,
eyes like daggers and said,

"Young man,
never ever let slo-mo footage

"of hot people
dancing go to waste.

"And all will be well."

After entering the Villa,

some of the Islanders share
with us their most personal,

private and secret thoughts.

Or as we call them,

a bunch of embarrassing
stuff to stick in Unseen Bits.

Isaiah, Jesse and Timmy

have started a club for boys

who are here from the beginning.

I'm guessing my membership
card is in the post.

My fellow BBQ boys,
how we doing?

Listen, to be a BBQ boy
means a lot of things.

We have united around BBQ sauce.

Isaiah's a master chef.

Jesse is a sous-chef,
you feeling me?

So, he helps out when needed.
I do the logistics.

I run the operation
behind the scenes.

We definitely cook
shit up out here, man.

The BBQ boys,
that's what we do man.

The last three OGs left.
So America, if you're wondering

that's what BBQ boys means.

Yes, BBQ boys for life.

I'll just go and
check the post again.

- Nope.
- Okay, the VIP card

probably takes
longer to laminate.

One time.

Ten times. Ten Times.

That's right.

- BB...
- Wait. Nah.

B-B-Q. I think we should
do one slap then.

- BBQ.
- Hard.

- Hard. Hard.
- Yes.

- One slap, Q.
- Okay. Okay.

- You got to do quicker though.
- Okay.

I still we got to say
something at the end like BBQ.

- Or some shit.
- BBQ Boys.

Yeah. You don't at the end.

Right. So, BB... BB.

Barbecue boys for life.

You know that?

- Q.
- Ah.

That's perfect.

Excellent.
That's looking good.

I've been practicing
the handshake on my own.

Barbecue boys forever.

With the Islanders
being away for so long,

it's the little things
they missed most.

Your favorite cup.
Your favorite chair.

Your favorite real estate agent.

I woke up missing Andy,
honestly,

because he would have been
the first one up making coffee.

Let's see if you
can keep up with this list of

who misses who.

Bria misses Timmy,
who who misses Zeta, who misses

Jeff, who misses Mady,
who misses Andy,

who misses Courtney.

- Did you not miss me?
- No.

Did we get all that?
Did I forget anything?

I missed my vibrator.

Oh, thank you, Courtney.

I knew I was
forgetting something.

Welcome back to"
"Love Island USA" Unseen Bits.

For some reason, Islanders
love playing truth or dare,

so much so, that we couldn't
possibly show you

all the truths and
all the dares in an episode.

Here are some of the things you
didn't see when Jared, Nadjha,

and Kat tried
to shake up the Villa.

- Debra.
- Okay.

Truth or dare?

- Dare.
- Yes.

I dare you to pick an Islander

that's not Jessie,
and suck their toes.

- Oh, my god.
- That is so shit.

Oh, my god.

Umm.

f*cking Deborah,

wishing she did truth.

Damn, Mady, you did her dirty.

What's up with that?

I'm going with Nadjha because
she has the cleanest feet.

Okay. Which foot do you want?

f*ck this.

Eww.

This is so gross.

No.

I think it counts.

I'm not putting a toe
in my mouth.

You know I'd never
do that willingly.

Chazz, I dare you
to give a strip tease.

- Oh, shit.
- Take the stage.

- Hell, yeah.
- Yeah.

Deb, what have you done?

The blokes got
two Z's in his name,

so he's a natural stripper.

It'll be too hot.
This is a bloody safety issue.

Oh, my God.

I haven't felt the touch
of a man in a very long time.

Last up is Kat,

who's got a banana and
is not afraid to use it.

- Jared.
- On Jared.

Okay.

I really have to put
this banana my mouth.

I mean, call me
a kinky freak, but yes, Jared.

That's what I do
with my bananas.

I put them in my mouth.

Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.

- You all got it.
- Oh, shit.

Yes. Yes.

Keep your mouth on it.

That was pretty hot.

That was so hot.

I stand corrected.

That is not what
I do with my bananas.

Speaking of bananas,

some people can be very
uptight in the kitchen.

But not our Deb and Mady.
They like to have some fun.

Welcome to Deb's cooking show.

What are you cooking today, sir?

Steak. Potatoes.

And what does that
represent about you?

- I'm a man.
- Okay.

And does being a good cook
make you good in the bedroom?

Absolutely.

What does being a good cook
mean to you?

Shows love and affection
through the work of food.

Oh, that is beautiful.
That is so beautiful.

And what does chicken
Alfredo represent about you?

I like to get saucy.

He likes to get saucy, everyone.

Hi, what are you cooking today?

I am cooking or making
a cookies and cream milkshake.

A cookies and cream milkshake.

And what does
that say about you?

That says that I am very simple.

It says that you are
a bad cook. Moving on.

- Hi. What are you cooking?
- Hi.

I am cooking ground beef tacos.

And what do these ground
beef tacos represent?

They represent that I am salty...

Saucy.

Spicy, and the crunch
gives you a little extra.

You heard it here.

And what are you hoping
to get out of this date?

Do you think being a good cook
makes you good in the bedroom?

Absolutely.

- I like that answer.
- I love tacos.

Is this on?

Yes. Yeah, it looks like it.
I see light on.

We have measuring stuff?

I want the people to know that

I can do things
many different ways.

- Okay.
- And...

She may be small,
but she sure is mighty.

- Yeah.
- I can cook my ground beef

in a pot and a skillet.

- Wifey material.
- Watch it, Chazz.

I didn't mean to
come off like that.

Oh, f*ck, I burned the bottoms.

- What a surprise.
- Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

What a...

The bottoms are black.

I knew something
smells like shit.

Oh, save me the burnt pieces.

I bet you wish you
made a milkshake now.

- Oh, shit.
- It's not that serious.

We're having brownie salad,
I guess.

This looks good.
I'm hungry.

That looks pretty.

I mean,
we'll see how manly he is

- if he can handle the heat.
- Wow. Maddie, props to you.

- Thank you.
- You really outdid yourself.

- How does mine look?
- Okay.

With some ice cream, that
shit might just do it for me.

Inserting the chocolate.

And then shake it up, baby.
Shake it up. Shake it up.

Do you like this, Jared?

Wow, this just got really hot.

All of sudden interested
in her brownies.

- I'm the dessert, Jared.
- Oh, wow.

Oh, my god.

Welcome back to
"Love Island USA" Unseen Bits.

Like many couples,
Bryce and Courtney have

a long history of disturbing
patterns in their relationship.

Luckily,
Bryce has been listening,

and he knows exactly
what pattern

Courtney is trying to avoid.

I know you don't
like stripes, bu...

If you're a polka dot person,
I wouldn't be able to do it.

Yeah. I don't think I even
own anything that's polka dot.

Okay, good.

Polka dots, stripes.

Both of them are troubling
relationship patterns.

Now to Kat and Chazz,
discussing movie snacks.

I went the other day. I had
a bucket of caramel popcorn,

a milky way, gummy bears, three
chop tops, and a Diet Coke

because I'm watching my weight.

Like when you're at the
movies and you need one sweet.

You like those
chocolate covered peanuts,

like the Goobers?

- Goobers?
- You don't like those?

You get Goobers when
you go to the movie theater?

- You know what?
- I'm just saying,

no one touches those.

In Scotland, Goobers are

what you pull out of your nose.

Ironically, they're also,
my favorite movie snack.

Never underestimate
the power of siblings.

Yo, yo, yo. What up?

Just resting.
What's going on?

Not much.

Having your best bro with you,

talking you through
tricky situations,

and bringing your spirits up

can be especially helpful
in a wild scenario,

such as the set of Love Island.

I know, like, Jeff was
trying to talk to me

yesterday and stuff.

But Timmy was just,
like, a little bit different.

I don't know. And then Jeff
is like, "How are you so mad?

"It's been four days.
Like get over it."

And I remember watching TV and
thinking that about people too.

Like, Bro, it's been three
days, why are you crying?

Now, I'm the person crying,
and I just want to stop.

Do you feel like it should be

a little easier
to get over to Timmy?

Like, am I being dramatic?

It definitely should
be a little more easy

- to get over Timmy, you know?
- Yeah.

So, for you to kind of,
like put your best foot forward

since the day you
came in the Villa

and set your eyes on someone,
pursue them,

and do everything like
you know, the right way.

And then at that,
to be so mature

for your age and to you know,

be able to attract
a woman like Sereniti,

who is everything that she is,

it's, like, saying
a lot you know, about you.

So, I'm just,
like, really proud of you.

And I didn't honestly, I didn't
expect anything less. So...

Appreciate it.

Their parents must be so proud.

Isaiah's got the looks,
the brawn, the charisma,

piercing blue eyes
and a dangling cross earring

that makes all the girls swoon.

But don't ask him
to do any math for you.

Like, I'm saying,
bro, we don't know

when recoupling could happen.

So you definitely bro,
you need to be on your shit.

You need to be up forth and
honest with both of them, bro.

If you feel in one
way starting another one,

- you're not...
- I'm not though,

- and that's the toughest part.
- So you're 50/50.

I'm a bad at percentages, but I
know one of them is 65/45, Bro.

When you gravitate
towards one in the other,

or is it just,
like, up in the air for you?

I think right now it's
kind of still up in the air.

It seems like you're 65/45,

- though.
- Yeah.

In the end, it'll probably
come down to a gut decision.

She said that she wouldn't want
a home buddy at all, and...

I'm like,

75/35 on being a home buddy.

That comes from me anyways.

Clearly we cast
for looks on this show.

And who needs math
when you look like Isaiah?

During the Mr. and Mrs.
Villa competition,

the boys revealed
their favorite sex positions

and Bryce's answer
had everyone puzzled.

- Broken eagle.
- So, what is that?

This is Courtney, right?
I'm like that.

She's on her tummy,

but she's looking
at me and I'm like this.

So the broken eagle.

- The neck is broken.
- The neck is broken.

- The neck is broken.
- Bird don't matter.

Eagle, crow, sparrows, whatever.

Bird is broken towards you.

I cannot believe how
many bird references

there have been in this show.

On "Love Island UK," they
actually call girls "birds."

And still Unseen Bits USA
has set a new record.

- You like bird shit?
- We're creative over here.

My childhood is ruined.

And that got us thinking.

What other peculiar
intimate positions

have our Islanders been in?

And since it's Peacock,
great news.

We can show you.

The hidden ghost.

A twist to the
doctor's juice classic.

I call it Hop on Top.

The half hidden ghost.

This is commonly known
as SPF all over Sereniti.

Very specific.

Bryce is demonstrating
the Climb Lick maneuver.

And Court returning
with the reverse Climb Lick.

Isaiah and Sydney with
the double corpse.

Someone check
their pulse, please.

The swaddle.

Zeta is giving new
meanings to pillow talk.

Top shelf work.
Well done everyone. Well done.

Note to self,
that needs a better punchline.

Welcome back to
"Love Island USA" Unseen Bits.

Cheers to Zeta.
A genuine empath

and true goddess
of love and life.

A.k.a, a selfless
energy powerhouse.

He's not nice and
I truly know that.

What do you think was different
about today's conversation?

He listened.

No matter what
she's going through,

she always finds time
to be there for others.

I just think that anyone
that fucks with Zeta,

I just like automatically...

Wait.

It's an a*t*matic no.

It's not going to work.
I don't know.

She is a sounding board.

So I think last night
was just really hurtful for me

- to try to talk.
- Which reaction?

When I tried to talk to him

and he said,
"Aight, bet, it's over."

A shoulder to cry on.

I don't wanna be here.
I feel like,

every time someone comes in,

I'm going to be comparing
them and that's not fair.

She even finds time
to share her positive energy

with our crew.

Thanks for being here.

Zeta, this pods for you.

Keep shining your light bright.

Tonight we have a Love
Island first. UFO sighting.

Well, it was either that
or one of our drone cameras.

Either way,
let the Islander boys dream.

- What the f*ck is it?
- That's a UFO.

- Clearly, a UFO.
- Clearly.

- Come on, bro.
- It's written on it.

- Can you not see that?
- Yo, you see the UFO... Yes.

Don't worry,
we've already instructed them

to pack bottled water
and tanning oil

in case of an alien abduction.

That's a dark ass sky.

The boys might not
know much about UFOs,

but they seem to
be experts on astronomy.

You know, the light that we
see from the stars is old light

because it takes so long
but like, that's crazy.

I know. It's like
a billion light years.

- Like 100 million lightyears.
- That's some old light!

That is insane, yo.

It might even be
going by this point.

I made that part up, but I feel
like that makes some sense.

Oh, silly Islanders.

Don't you know that a modern UFO

can just be a billionaire
out on a joyride.

Jeff was once new to the Villa,

and like the warmest of hosts,

he's taken it upon himself
to greet the new Islanders

and give them
a tour of the Villa.

Come on. I can show y'all
where y'all sleeping and shit.

- All right, let's go.
- For sure.

And shit.

- That's the bedroom.
- Ooh.

Yeah, it got hot in here
and shit.

- Oh, shit.
- Yeah, so.

This the bathroom and shit.

This the shower and shit.

- Smells like fresh paint.
- Shower?

Y'all get free shit too.

If you need some shit,
they all right.

We can take a shower
whenever we want?

Girls get first dibs type shit.

We got free shit over there.

Here the foyer... and shit.

I'm just showing them around
and shit.

- Oh, are you?
- Yeah, for sure.

So like, it's gonna be
you two here and there.

Okay.

- Amazing.
- Yeah. So pick your side.

- What a gentleman.
- What a gentleman.

- Thank you, Jeffe.
- Jeffe.

Come on now.

That's a mother. So you
don't got to worry about that.

But yeah, that's everything.
That's true.

Yeah. Fo' sho.

Oh, my God. I want to go back
by that f*cking fire.

- It's so cold.
- Yeah. Fo' sho. Good shit.

And Jeff,

you really know
how to make a house a home.

I'm no expert chef,

but I don't think
this is how you do it Deb.

Maybe she's got a new recipe
to cook government spy turkey.

Attention, everyone.

We're doing a sound bath.
Please gather.

We all need to relax and
unwind with some meditation.

I really think this will help
all the Islanders relax

and just have
a very peaceful day.

Except for Jeff.

We're going to start
off with a nice low frequency.

Everybody take a deep breath in.

Release through your nose.

No, I don't know anything
about sound baths.

Don't let that stop you, Deb.

When I began
my career in voiceovers,

I thought VO stood for
vegetarian omelette.

It doesn't.

Everybody just
continue that breath.

Keep your eyes closed
and just manifest it.

Breathe it in.

And breathe it out.

Either dinner's ready

or the Islanders have
reached the meditative state.

And breathe it out.

That's wonderful.

I give the world today.

She's funny.
She's got a great personality.

She's caring, she's loving.

And that's exactly what I
was looking for coming in here.

Yeah, man.

You're coming to me
with yourself.

And I'm going to throw
the good vibes at you.

And you're going to catch it.
Catch it to me. Catch it.

Catch it, Isaiah.

As we say in Love Island,

It's better to throw good
vibes than to throw shade.

Everybody just take
those and put them into you.

That was great.

Good job, Deb.

Debra. Good job, Debra.

- What?
- Good job, Debra.

- Thank you.
- He doesn't even go here.

I don't know about you all,

but I feel very refreshed.

Thanks, Deb.
Well, that's your lot.

We've taken a look
into the Islanders minds,

won't be doing that again,
survived an insect infestation

and seen more birds
than Alfred Hitchcock.

That's all from Unseen Bits.

Like me, the rest of the bits
shall remain unseen.

Forever.

Monday night, relationships
face the ultimate test.

As we head to Casa Amor.
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