03x11 - Dog Day Aftergroom

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Back to the wonderful
world of exotic cheese.

Oh, man.



Come on. Let's get
out and do something.

Ooh. I have an idea.

We can go to make-believe land

with my imaginary money.

Yeah, but we're so broke,

we'd have to sneak past
the imaginary guards.

Ooh.

Guess who got a job
at camp woof woof?

Uh... You did.

Aww, what gave it away?

What exactly is camp
woof woof, Chels?

It's a doggie daycare center.

Hmm. So you play
with dogs all day

and get paid for it?

Yeah, I know, but
I love it so much

I'd do it for free.

Ahh. Hey, Rae.

Mm-hmm.

We could do it for money.

Hey. You know
what? You're right.

Hey, Chels, are they
hiring down there?

Oh, I don't know, but you guys

aren't really dog people.

Girl, please. Yes, we are.

We love little stinky,
little, nasty beasts.

Yeah. Now, who do we have here?

Ok. Well... well, this is cocoa,

that's Jasper,
and that's monster.

Ooh, I get it.

They call him monster
'cause he's so sweet and cute.

Aah!

No, Rae. They call him monster

'cause he'll rip your arm off.

Adorable.

♪ If you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, ra!

♪ But it's not that easy ♪
♪ oh, no ♪

♪ I try to save the situation ♪

♪ then I end up misbehavin' ♪

♪ ohh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ hey, now, say now
'bout to put it down ♪

♪ yeah come on and
ride with Rae now ♪

♪ and the future
looks great now ♪

♪ and everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ all right ♪
♪ let's keep it goin' ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me ♪

♪ I like that ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Hey, you guys, my boss Clare's

gonna be right with you,

and let me warn you...
She's really sweet

with dogs, not so
sweet with people.

That's because she
hasn't met us yet.

That's right.

You know what?

This is gonna be
so cool, you guys...

all of us working together.

Who's mommy's
special, little baby?

Snowflake is.

Snowflake is. Ooh!

Who let you in here?

Clare, these are my friends

I was telling you about.

Oh, right. 2-leggers.

Chelsea, would you
feed snowflake her lunch?

And make sure that she
licks the plate clean, ok,

'cause we've got

a really big show coming up.

Yes, we do. Yes, we...

Yes, we do. Yes, we do.

I wonder what else that
dog has been licking today.

All right. Come here, my sweet.

Oh, that's right, baby.

Good luck.

Sit.

Speak.

Uh, h-h-hi.

My name is Raven,
and this is Eddie.

And we're here for the, um,

counselor job.

I don't need any counselors.

I need dog groomers.

Did I say counselors?

What I meant to say
was dog groomer.

Ha ha. That's what I meant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right.

You know, 'cause
we counsel people

on grooming, you know.

Well, Chelsea is
great with the campers,

and I guess if she's
recommending you,

I could throw you a bone.

Hush.

So, um, we have the job?

You can start tomorrow.

Ooh, when's pay day?

Down, boy.

You two better do
a good job for me

'cause if you don't...

You're gonna smack us
with a rolled-up newspaper?

No. I'm gonna fire you.

Now if you'll excuse me,

I have to go and paper
train a pomeranian.

I hope that's a dog.

Oh, Rae, we got jobs.

Yes. We're gonna
be dog groomers.

Hey, I wonder what
the groomers do.

Yeah. Me, too.

Wait a minute.

I cannot believe you told Clare

you were groomers.

I can't believe she believed us.

Yeah. Come on, Chels.

I mean, how hard could it be?

Ahh.

Yeah. Don't dogs
lick themselves clean?

That's cats.

Please don't mess
this up for me, you guys.

Oh, relax, Chels.

We got this, all right?

This is stuff I use,
like, everyday.

Look, shampoo... shampoo.

Conditioner...

Flea remover.

Well, you know, not everyday.

But, you know,
you gotta be careful.

Hmm. Dad, what are you doing?

Relaxing.

Well, the way you're relaxing

is making me pretty nervous.

Your dad was a
little stressed out,

so I suggested
he take up knitting.

Mm-hmm. And I really took to it.

Is it ok if we just make this

our little family secret?

Yeah? Ok.

Knitting is a very popular hobby

for both women and men.

But not a hobby

for popular women and men.

Cory, come on.
It's really relaxing,

and look at all the
neat stuff I can make.

Hats, scarves, and...
Come on, come on.

Come on. How cute are
these little booties, huh? Huh?

Uh, please don't
make me answer that.

Cory, if you only knew how much

people would pay
for those in the store.

That was funny. I
thought you said pay.

People pay a lot for
anything hand-knit.

Really?

Hey, dad. So how's
the knitting going?

Oh, ooh. Check it out.

I just made a toaster cozy.

Ha ha. Huh?

So what do you think?

It matches the trash can cozy.

Huh? What do you think?

That's really cool.

You know, I didn't realize

how much fun knitting was.

But you know what's more fun

than knitting by yourself?

Nothing.

Knitting with your good friends.

Cory, I don't have any
good friends who knit.

You do now. Come on, dad.

Come on.

Dad, I would like you to meet

the bayview knitting circle.

Welcome aboard, Victor.

Cory, I don't know about this.

Oh, who knit this scarf?

Oh, is this a 4 by 4 rib stitch?

Why, yes, it is.

Thank you very
much for noticing.

Ha ha. But you know what?

I think I dropped
a stitch right here?

Oh, we can show
you a neat trick...

Cory Baxter's knit line.

You need it, we knit it.

Oh, you saw my
ad on the Internet?

Heh. Let me check.

Ladies and dad, I
have some friends

with cold necks.

Oh, those poor children.

Why don't you let us
knit something for them?

Really?

You would do that for me?

Say, uh,


in assorted colors?

Well, ladies, let's get busy.

Oh, you're so forceful.

I love having a
man in the group.

Ok. Whatever.

Uh, let's all get
knitting, ladies.

♪ Working at the dog wash ♪

♪ cleaning dogs today ♪

Hey!

♪ Making sure they look good ♪

♪ when they go out and play ♪

♪ working at the dog wash ♪

♪ making some extra cheese ♪

♪ using that special shampoo ♪

♪ getting out ticks and fleas ♪

Hey!

Hey, hey. That's
what I'm talking about.

This was easy. I don't know

what we were thinking.

Yeah. Now all we
got to do is dry him off.

Whoa. Hey, hey. Oh!

I guess you took
care of that yourself.

Well, that was the last dog.

It is quitting time!

Ugh. Hey, that's a
cool wristband, Rae.

Thank you. My dad knitted it.

He is a knitting machine.

He can't stop. It's crazy.

Jamie's here to pick up her dog.

I hope Phoebe's ready.

Oh, yep. She's ready...

All puff, fluffed, and stuff.

Did you use the
peach conditioner?

Yeah.

Did you blow dry her tail?

No.

Good. That was a test.

Come on, Phoebe.

Wow.

That's our toughest customer.

If she was impressed,
you two must be good.

Well, you know how we shampoo.

Give it to me, my man.

And you're right.
And you're right.

And... boom.

Yes. Well, whatever.

I need you to groom snowflake

for the big show tonight.

You two going to
a movie together?

The dog show.

Oh, ok.

That was just a little
grooming humor.

Well, this is no
laughing matter.

Snowflake is a champion.

She's been best in
show for the last 3 years,

and I am counting on a fourth.

Well, don't you
worry about a thing

because snowflake
is in good hands.

Good. She'll need a shampoo,

a deep conditioning,
and a fluff-out.

Ha. We can do that.

No worries, mon.

Fine. I'm gonna
go over to the show

and check out the competition.

You bring snowflake over

when she's all fluffed
out and ready, ok?

Great.

Oh, oh, oh.

Good-bye, my cutie pie.

Mommy loves you.

Oh, well, good-bye.

I will see you at the show.

I was talking to snowflake.

So was I.

All right. Let's get
this puppy primped.

All right. Let's do it.

♪ Working at the dog wash ♪

♪ whoo hoo hoo ♪

♪ making sure they look good ♪

♪ when they go out and play ♪

Hey, guys, hey. How's snowflake?

Remember, this is her big night.

She's gonna be so beautiful.

Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

I done been here
a little bit too long.

Actually, it's only been a day.

And you know what,
Chels? Thank you so much

for hooking us
up. This is great.

Aw, no problem, Rae.

You guys did really good.

I'm really proud of you.

Ok. Now let's see our
little papa work this.

How could you
guys turn a dog pink?

Look at poor little snowflake.

You turned a champion
show dog pink.

Well, it's not our fault, Chels.

We don't know what we doing.

But you told Clare you did,

and I vouched for you guys.

Ok. Let's just calm down.

Let's just calm down, you guys.

All right. No need to panic.

Let's just figure
out what happened.

Yeah, ok. Now let's backtrack.

She went in white,
and she came out pink.

Uh, I think I might have a clue

of what happened.

All right. All right.

So my wristband
fell into the water.

The color ran, and it turned

snowflake pink.
That's what happened.

Yeah 'cause, you know,

one time I did my laundry,

and a red sock got
in with all my whites.

Yeah, and I am still
wearing pink underwear.

I'm gonna need
y'all to keep that

to yourself.

What are we gonna do, you guys?

Clare is waiting
down at the show.

Come on!

You know what?
Thanks to you guys,

I'm gonna lose the
best job I ever had.

Show me yours, Victor.

Aww.

Hey, what'd you see?

Oh, my goodness.

Ok. I'm not exactly
sure, but I think

it might help us
in this situation,

so I gotta run home.

I'll meet you guys at the show.

Ok, ok, ok, ok.

It's certainly nice to know

that the young crowd appreciates

a well-knit goody.

Come on, Morty.


sweaters by tomorrow?

No can do.

Cash?

Can do.

All finished.

Show me yours, Victor.

Perfect timing.
Just like my vision.

Um, hey! Oh, those
are so adorable.

I'll take this one,
and the... yep.

Thank you for that one.

I gotta run, Morty.
Give my best to the Mrs.

Ok. All right. Bye.

Let's go. Let's go,
people. Let's go.

I wanna see sparks running off

those knitting needles.

Cory, come on. Will
you stop pressuring us?

I got into knitting
so I could relax.

Well, could you
relax a little bit faster?

Ok. That's it. I'm
gonna take a break.

Who wants snacks?

Oh.

Ah, look what I got.

Duh-da!

Ooh, cocktail wienies.

Ooh, yes.

I will take me some
of those as well.

Thank you. Ok.

Enjoy the sweaters, young lady.

You know I will, granny.

Ok.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.

Yeah. You, too.

Man, I got people
paying good money

for those sweaters.

Hey.

Cory, are you charging

for the stuff that we knit?

Y'all know I was
gonna cut y'all in...

If I got caught.

We knit for love,

and you sell it for money?

You have your
hobbies, I have mine.

Cory, you manipulated us.

You exploited us.

You lied to us.

Like I said, you
have your hobbies,

I have mine.

Cory Baxter.

Ladies,

I think you know
what we have to do.

Whoa. Back up. What? What?

Ladies, that is
your best work yet.

Would you like some tea?

Oh, oh.

Y'all... y'all just
kidding, right?

Y'all gonna come back.

Right?

No. Y'all can't
leave me like this!

Clare's coming. What
are we gonna do?

Oh, just act natural.

What's natural about a pink dog?

It's almost show time.

Where's my snowflake?

You know what? I am
glad you asked that,

actually. Well, good
luck in the show.

Stay!

Heel.

What's under the towel?

What towel?

Aah!

My snowflake...
She's p... She's p...

Pink? Aah!

She fainted.

Clare, are you ok?

I thought I saw my
snowflake. She was...

Was... pink? Aah.

Maybe you should
stop saying that.

Hey, you guys, I got a plan!

What up, Clare?

Clare?

Rae, look at her. She fainted.

Why?

I don't know. Maybe
because we turned

her prize... don't say pink!

Aah.

Well, Chels, I know she's upset,

but snowflake
can still win this.

Rae, come on. We
cannot put snowflake

into the ring looking like this.

Trust me, Chels.

She's not gonna
be looking like that.

Our next finalist,

from the working group...

Champion sir Murray art furry.

From the sporting category,

champion barron
vondgren slugger third.

There you are.

Hey, hey. Look who's up.

Uh, good morning, sunshine.

Don't you sunshine me.

You two are in so much trouble.

I can't believe I
ever hired you.

You are gonna be so
sorry that you ever...

Hey, uh, Chels,

what color are my drawers?

Pink. Uhh.

I had to do it.

From the non-sporting category,

mommy's perfect snowflake.

My snowflake.

She's white again.

How did she do that?

Uh, it's a simple
explanation, really.

It's called magic.

Get 'em, snowflake.

Show 'em how you pose it, baby.

Show 'em how to pose it.

Get 'em, snowflake.

He's a bad dog.
Y'all, check him out.

Look at him. You wish
you were snowflake,

don't you? I know you do.

Come here. Get down, snowflake.

It's your birthday. Get busy.

Oh, dad's cocktail wienies.

Oh, snap. I forgot about those.

Aah!

Run, Raven, run!

Aah!

Get her!

That ought to hold
you, you nasties!

Good boy.

Aah!

Aah, get away from me,

you hairy, little nasty!

Can we please restore
some order here?

Handlers, control your dogs.

I will now check the
dogs for imperfections.

You.

Snowflake's perfect.

Maybe we still have a chance.

Looks like judgy's

getting a little handsy.

Your dog seems to have a zipper.

About that, judge.

Yeah, see, snowflake here

had a little operation,
so they inserted

a zipper just in case, you know,

they wanted to get in there

and rewire some things.

Snowflake is disqualified

for wearing an illegal dog suit.

What? This is a disaster!

On the plus side,
it's not supposed

to rain tomorrow.

Oh!

There you go.

I believe this is yours.

You know what?

Yes, I confess.

I sewed 2 sweaters
together to make a dog suit

because I accidentally
turned snowflake pink.

Hmm...

But would it matter
if he were blue?

Or purple?

Or yellow with pink
polka dots, really?

Are we all not great citizens

of the planet?

Whether you're a
dog or a people...

We should not be judged

by the wetness of our nose

or the floppiness of our ears...

But who we are.

Come here. I love you.

Very stirring.

Thank you.

Security!

Ok, ok, ok.

I got it. I got it.

Ahh. Here's snowflake,

and, um, I just want you to know

that Chelsea had nothing

to do with this.

Yeah, so please don't fire her.

I mean, she told
us she loved this job

so much that
she'd do it for free.

Well, Chelsea was
the best counselor

we've ever had.

So I'm not fired?

No... But you two are.

Do we still get paid?

Hush.

Chelsea, would you
mind holding snowflake?

I'd like to speak with
Raven for a moment.

Now, wait a second.
You can hold a dog

and speak to someone.

I've seen you do it before.

You don't wanna
talk, do you? No.

Please tell me you're
gonna paper train

a pomeranian with that.

Not this time.

Aah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Sic her! Sic her!

♪ Working at the dog wash ♪

♪ cleaning dogs today ♪

♪ making sure they look good ♪

♪ when they go out and play ♪

♪ working at the dog wash ♪

♪ making some extra cheese ♪

♪ using that special shampoo ♪

♪ getting out ticks and fleas ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ yeah, oh ♪

ow!