02x05 - Four's a Crowd

[bunniefuu]

Oh. Ooh, Rae, look,
it's Devon Carter.

Ooh, I know.

So how's it going with you two?

Oh, great. You know,
things are really starting

to happen between us.

Hey, Devon.

Hey, Rae.

See, before it was just, "hey."

Now it's, "hey, Rae."

Raven.

Oh, Devon Carter's
going to kiss me!

It's my favorite song.

♪ Devon Carter's gonna kiss ♪

♪ kiss me... ♪

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Devon Carter is going
to kiss you when?

I don't know, but
there was a-a robot

and a giant Teddy bear
standing right behind him.

Oh, well, what were
they doing, lining up?

Oh, Rae, you should ask him out.

I mean, Devon Carter,
not the Teddy bear.

Or the robot.

Nuh-uh.

No way. Come on.

You think? Yeah.

Okay.

You know what I
was thinking maybe...

What's the big deal? Okay.

Hey. Hey, Devon.

Hey, um... Hi. How you doing?

I was wondering...

If you're not doing
anything this Friday,

maybe, um, you
and me... I'm... I...

You, um... You
and I... Rae... we...

We could hang out?

Okay, I'd love to.

Thanks for asking.

I'll call you.

Okay. I'll be by the
phone waiting so patiently.

Okay, what did he
say, what did he say?

Tell me what he
said... Let's hear it, Rae.

Oh. It's on for Friday. Oh!

Devon and me and a
robot and a Teddy bear.

Oh, it's going to
be so romantic.

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ if you could gaze
into the future ♪

♪ future, future ♪

♪ you might think life
would be a breeze ♪

♪ life is a breeze ♪

♪ seeing trouble
from a distance ♪

♪ yeah ♪ go, Rae.

♪ But it's not that easy ♪

♪ oh, no ♪
take it to the bridge now.

♪ I try to save the situation,
then I end up misbehaving ♪

♪ hey, now, say, now,
'bout to break down ♪

♪ yeah, come on and
ride with the Rae, hey ♪

♪ and if the future
looks gray now ♪

♪ then everything's
gonna change now ♪

♪ all right, keep it going ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's the future I can see ♪

♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious to me... ♪

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♪ that's so Raven ♪

♪ it's so mysterious
to me, yeah ♪

yep, that's me.

Why do you always
have to follow me?

I was using your big
head to block out the sun.

Well, you know what?

It was really cute

when mom and dad
brought you home

from the hospital, but, uh,

you're still here.

Baxter residence.

Cute one speaking.

Devon...

oh!

Sorry. Raven's plucking
her mustache right now.

Give me that.

Hey, Devon.

Hey, Raven.

Uh, the reason I called is,

I can't hang out with
you on Friday night.

No.

Um, why not? I'm sorry,

but I forgot I promised
to take my little sister

to pizza pals.

Pizza pals?

What's pizza pals?

You know, the
pizza place for kids.

They got these crazy
characters, like a robot and a giant

Teddy bear.

A robot and a Teddy bear?

Raven.

I'm so there.

What?

I mean, Devon, hey,

you got a little
sister, you know?

And guess what?

I have a little brother,

so you know, we
can get them together.

Sounds cool,
because Nadine and I

are really close.

I think that's so important.

So do I.

Yeah.

In fact, uh...

my brother and I, we
couldn't be much closer.

Oh. Oh.

Cool.

Yeah, so, um,

we'll see you Friday
at pizza pals, okay?

Later. All right. Bye, Devon.

No, we won't.

Uh. Corey.

You know how mom and dad

are always telling
us that one day

we're going to need each other.

That day is here.

Then it's going to be a
very expensive date for you.

Easy, tiger.

The kids are still here.

What is taking them so long?

Corey don't do sweater vests.

Part of our deal

was that I get to pick
out your clothes, okay?

We have to be color-coordinated

so Devon knows how close we are.

I hate it.

No, you don't.

You love it.

Just like you love
your loving sister.

Do you want me
to kiss you again?

No.

Oh, look at our babies.

All dressed up and
heading for the door.

Yeah, I don't think I've ever
seen you two look so cute.

Go show the world.

Alone at last.

Mm-hmm.

♪ I've been thinking
about you, baby... ♪

May I have this dance?

♪ Haven't seen
you for so long... ♪

I guess the kids
forgot their key.

Sorry. We forgot our key.

Oh, that's my jam right there.

Oh, it's cool.

Here... Mr. B.

Come on, Mrs. B.

What are you guys doing here?

Hello. It's Friday night.

We always hang out
here on Friday night.

Um... You know Raven's gone.

Oh, it's cool. We like
to kick it here. Mm-hmm.

You guys are the
coolest parents.

Really?

Well, I guess we are "da b*mb."

Well, we were
until you said that.

Hey. Howdy. Hello.
Welcome to pizza pals.

You're just in
time for the show.

Awesome.

The show?

Hey, kids, here comes
captain pepperoni

and his animatronic pizza pals.

Corey. Corey, it's
them. It's the robot

and the Teddy bear.

Oh, my goodness, it's them.

And if you're a
good little girl,

you get to take your
picture with them.

♪ Pizza pals, pizza pals ♪

♪ guys and gals
of the pizza pals ♪

♪ fortified with extra cheese ♪

Two for ten dollars,
this week only.

♪ And the super big sodies ♪

Coupons not valid
with any other offer.

♪ And you'll always be
our favorite pizza pal. ♪

See you next show, maties.

Arrgh, arrgh, arrgh.

Uh, excuse me, miss.

Hey, um, okay,
where are they going,

'cause I still got to get
my kiss from Devon?

I have no idea what
you're talking about,

but the pizza pals do a
show every 23 minutes.

Every 23 stinking minutes.



Hey!

Hey. What's up, Devon?

Hey, hey.

This is my little
sister, Nadine.

Very pleased to meet you, Raven.

Well, aren't you
the cutest little thing,

and this is my cuddly,

adorable little brother, Corey.

You guys will have
hours of fun together.

Hey, howdy, hello.

Looks like all my
pizza pals are here.

Awesome.

Follow me to the second
happiest place on earth.

I want to walk with Raven.

Oh. She is so precious.

Come on.

Ow!

Oh, Raven, I'm so, so sorry.

It's okay.

My chin broke the fall.

Let me help you up.

Your nightmare
is just beginning.

What?

Stay away from my brother.

Devvy, can I ride the horsey?

Hey!

Can't a man relax?

Corey, we had a deal.

You're supposed
to keep Nadine busy.

She's doing fine.

Hey, Rae, check
it out. This is fun.

Yeah. Come on, Raven.

Okeydoke.

Devvy, I need some more tokens.

Sure, deeny.

Ready?

For what?

To play the game, silly.

Hey!

Hey!

My brother only
has time for me. Oh...

Corey... I got the tokens.

What?

Raven, you okay?

She just had a little accident.

Yeah.

The-the mallet fell on me

again and again and again.

Look, our pizza's ready.

Great. I'm starved.

This kiss better be worth it.

So, what do you
like on your pizza?

Uh! Corey, get over here.

In your face, pip-squeak.

That didn't sound too good.

Now it's in your face, grandma.

Hey, Corey, what
are you laughing at?

This is your piece.

You guys, this is,
like, my third time

seeing my big, fat
monkey wedding,

and every time, it gets to me.

Get over it, Chels.

It's sad. Hey.

It's time to play contwingo.

Oh, you're right. I will lay out

the contwingo mat
and the contwirler

and the contwimer.

Okay.

Uh, kids, it's getting
late, and, um...

Oh.

I know you didn't
just cluck at me.

Uh, I'm sorry.

I believe he just did.

Um...

Baby, let it go.

It's just a cluck.

Not in my house.

Uh, spin that contwirler, girl.

Okay.

Okay. Right hand,
nine, left knee, seven.

Go.

Go get 'em, tiger.

Okay.

Left knee. Mm-hmm.

Right hand.

Got you, Mr. B.

- Psych your mind.
- Ah!

Dude, you moved your hand.

Two points for us.

They contwicked me.

All right. Corey,
how does it look?

Can't even tell.

Good. Now, listen, man,

you got to start doing your job.

Here. Take this bucket
of tokens, all right?

And when I suggest

that you and Nadine
go play some games,

you act excited.

Got it.

Good. Let's go.

Hey, everybody, I have an idea.

Corey, why don't you and
Nadine go play some games?

Nah.

Go on, Nadine.

You guys should get
to know each other.

Okay, devvy.

Take your time.

I want that blue monkey.

Yeah, and I want
a million bucks.

Life's tough.

I said, I want that blue monkey.

Okay, then.

So, here we are.

Yeah.

I'm really glad you
came tonight, Rae.

So am I.

It's really nice that
we can finally be alone.

Just me and you.

No robot.

No Teddy bear.

But, hey, who needs them?

Corey won me a monkey.

Hey, deeny.

Hey, deeny.

Deeny, where's my brother?

He really got into the game.

Corey, what are
you doing in there?

Mommy, I want that big head.

I'll get you a duck, little boy.

The big head's mine.

Well, we're finally together.

Okay.

Left ear, 22, Mr. B.

Oh, okay.

Here goes.

You're not going to get me

with that fake
water bottle trick.

I didn't do nothing.

Uh-oh.

Here come the pain.

Oh. Oh.

Aw. Aw.

Contwingo! Contwingo!

Yes!

Oh. That was really good.

Rematch.

Victor, get off
your contweester.

Um, I-I think we
ought to call it a night.

Wow. I am really sorry
about your back, Mr. B.

Whoo!

Yeah, man, you
should get some rest.

Yeah. So you're
ready for next week.

Yes! All right.

Oh!

I'm sorry I got
carried away, baby.

How's your back?

It's fine.

I just faked it so we
can have time alone.

You did that for us?

Yeah.

What's wrong with you?

We could have won.

Hey! Get back here!

It's not over.

Thanks for getting
me out of the claw.

No problem, but I
still don't understand

how Nadine got you in there.

Raven, she can do things.

Scary things.

I want to go home.

Corey, we can't go home, okay?

I had a vision,

and we can't leave
until it comes true.

Your vision, your problem.

Corey!

Corey?!

Corey, listen, um, the...

The vision was that...

Devon was going to kiss
me during the pizza pal show.

Ooh!

Don't gross me out
with your love life.

I know you don't
understand now, okay?

But I really, really like him.

And this might be
my only chance.

Oh, I understand smooching.

I just don't understand

why somebody would
want to smooch with you.

But... if it's that
important to you,

I'll help out.

Thanks, little bro.

You are the best.

I know.

You'll be getting my bill.

All right, you guys.

Time for the pizza pal show.

Oh, sorry. Show's canceled.

No. It can't be canceled.

Sorry, but we're having
some technical difficulties

with our pirate.

No! Not captain pepperoni.

He's my favorite.

Mine, too.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait. You don't understand,

okay? The show must go on.

It's the robot and
the Teddy bear and...

Think of the children.

Okay. Here's the deal.

I'm really tired,

I've just worked a double shift,

the pirate's leaking oil, so

back up off me!

Awesome.

I did not put up with all this

to not get my kiss.

Devvy, I want to go home.

Okay.

I'm sorry, Rae,

but she was really
looking forward to the show.

No, wait, wait, wait...

Stay. Wait a second.

Okay, the show is going
to go on, whatever it takes.

I'm going to make sure

they put the pep back
in captain pepperoni.

So, stay. Don't move.

This is boring.

If there's no show,
I want to go home.

Okay, deeny.

Just let me say
good-bye to Raven first.

Why? She probably already left.

She doesn't care about us.

Oh, trust me, she cares.

Look, deeny... The pizza
pals show is going on.

Hey, kids, here comes
captain pepperoni

and his animatronic pizza pals.

Man, is she desperate.

♪ Pizza pals, pizza pals ♪

♪ guys and gals
of the pizza pals ♪

♪ fortified with extra cheese ♪

Two for ten dollars,
this week only.

♪ And the super big sodies ♪

There's something weird
about captain pepperoni.

Oh, you have no idea.

♪ And you'll always be
our favorite pizza pals. ♪

Hey.

That's Raven.

Corey, what is
she doing up there?

Raven didn't want you to
leave 'cause she really likes you.

Raven really likes me?

Duh! Duh!

Man, you got a lot to
learn about the ladies.

Raven.

Oh.

Yes, Devon.

Are you okay?

Never better.

Good. I mean,

'cause you hit the
deck pretty hard.

I mean, what were you
thinking going up there?

Yeah. What was I thinking?

But I'm glad you're okay.

Um... That was for,

uh, being nice to my sister.

You got any more sisters?

Kind of makes
you sick, doesn't it?

Don't get me started.

We used to have fun

until girls started
liking Devon.

Now, I barely get
to hang out with him.

So, are you going to
make Raven's life miserable

every chance you get?

That's the plan.

It's going to fun
working with you.

Hey, y'all.

Hey.

Hey.

She's still smiling.

She must have
had fun with Devon.

Yeah, but was it worth
missing contwingo?

It was awesome!

We took our relationship

to a whole new level.

Oh, hey, Devon.

Hey, Raven.

Later.

You see?

Yeah!