03x12 - Dirty Laundry

[bunniefuu]

- Previously on "Below Deck"--

- Good to see you, Captain.

- I'm excited
we have a new deckhand.

- So how's Amy?
- Right now she's worried

I'm gonna find somebody else,

and she knows, like,
I would never hook up

with anybody on the boat
that I work on.

I went against my rule
of never hooking up

with someone on charter.

- Well, yeah, Kate and I
hooked up a few times.

- Ben and I
are like cheesecake.

It's delicious.
You can't eat it every day.

- We all have faults, okay?

- I'm just trying
to finish it off, you know?

- Look, I--so am I.

- Can we go swimming?
- I wouldn't.

- Well, you wouldn't
do anything, would you?

- No, I wouldn't.
- If you're not into me,

okay, fine,
but treat me with some respect.

[foghorn blows]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, bud.
- You want to go for a walk?

I'm trying to get the fááá
off the boat right now.

- You want to do it?
- Yeah.

- Oh, my God.
He was in my bed.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

You--
[clears throat]

You have been
so awesome to me,

and--oh, fááá.

I'm like, "Emile,
I love you, I care about you,

and I don't know
how you're gonna take it,

but I want to be honest
and real with you

because I think
you deserve that."

Okay, what
I'm trying to say is, uh--

[laughs]

- What?
What was this walk for?

- Uh...

So Eddie and I...

we had, like, a little thing
going on the whole time.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah. Is that crazy or what?

- That is hilarious.
- Yeah.

- That is so funny.
- Yeah.

- Wow.

What do you want me to do?
High five...

that you and Eddie
were fáááing?

- [laughs]

- Are you kidding me?
Fááá.

- I actually really like him,
and--

- But, yeah,
he's got a girlfriend.

- Uh...
- Yeah.

- I guess.
- How does that work?

- And so--anyways--
- Yeah. Yeah.

- It's not my responsibility
to be like,

"How are you
and your girlfriend right now?

Are you broken up?"

If you're coming onto me,

then I'm gonna
assume there's nothing there.

I've just been feeling, like,
really used this whole time.

I don't just,
like, hook up with people

just to hook up with people.
I actually, like, liked him.

And then he started
being an assáááá to me,

and I'm already
feeling like sháá.

You want to make
me feel like more sháá?

I want to talk to him
about it,

and I don't know
how to talk to him about it.

- I think you should.
- You think I should?

- Fááá yeah. Why not?

Saying how you feel,
it's better than keeping it in.

- Okay.

- I'm, like, annoyed
that he got in and I didn't.

That's beyond fate.
- [both laughing]

- I'm gonna go.
- Let it out. Let it out.

- Yeah.
- Really? You had no clue?

- No, not at all.

- None?
- No.

Rocky definitely wasn't the girl
I thought she was.

I actually put in
some effort for her.

It's really upsetting.

- Laundry room.
- That's insane.

- I've got, like,
evidence on my phone.

- Evidence on your phone?

- Yeah, like, messages
and stuff.

- Hmm.

- It went from, like,
I'm washing dishes.

He's looking at me,
and then it went to kissing,

and then it was like,
"Screw this kissing,

and let's fááá."

[both laughing]
- Wow.

- Can I get some skin?

- Not really--not really.

- Hey, what kind of ice cream
are you making?

- That's a bit personal, babe.

- I thought
we'd gone past that.

- What kind of bra
are you wearing...

today?
- Lacy.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

- Kate and I really
have to keep this professional,

but it's just too much fun.

I've got a pretty woman
in the galley.

What else am I gonna do?

What kind of underwear
are you wearing?

- None.

- Cool.
Thank God you're here, Ben.

- I'm not making
ice cream, then.

I'm making sorbet.

[groans]

- Okay,
that never happened.

- Just stay here--
just stay here,

'cause he's a--
- That never happened.

You got it?
- Yeah.

- Ch--I--we're homies.

- Haven't,
like, spread too far.

- They haven't spread
too much.

I mean, they're there.
They're there.

- Ah, you're still young.
- Oh, my God.

- My girlfriend can spot
my grey hair from,

like, across the room.

- I see a few.
- Yeah.

Hey, careful. Take the pin out,
you put it back in.

- It's pretty hurtful someone
that I'd looked up to

like Eddie is a cheating,
disrespectful coward.

- Captain Lee's gonna
have to watch his back.

He keeps teaching me,
but I think he's gonna retire

at some point, and I'll take on
all his business.

- We'll find him
a fishing yacht out here.

- Oh, yeah.

- Eddie, Kate, Ben, please come
up to the wheelhouse.

- On our way.
- This sounds like trouble.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.
- Okay.

Vito Glazers
from Chicago.


self-made millionaire.

Those words
scare the hell out of me.

- He looks like a mobster.

- Started in real estate,

but he currently
flips houses.

Bringing along his business
partner, John Katz,

and their hot industry
girlfriends.

- Hello, Jacqueline.

She's actually very pretty.

- I just wonder how the sleeping
arrangements are gonna be.

- Might be rotational.
- With the two-to-one ratio.

- I've never minded that.

- Likes Greek food and steak.

You have any issues
with that, Ben?

- No. Not at all.
- Cool.

We're gonna
try to get a beach party in.

- We haven't done one
in a while.

- We haven't.

- The guests are
coming in from Nassau,

so we're gonna motor out to
Poor Man's Key to pick 'em up.

Let's just nail this,

get out of here with lots
of money in our pocket.

- It'll be
an exciting last charter.

- Yeah, exciting.

- Ben's just your number two,

so you should be really fresh.

- I don't know.
- He's pretty fresh.

- Eddie, no yawning.
Last charter. Pick it up.

- No yawning--last charter--
- No yawning. Last charter.

- There's no yawning
in yachting.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Are you excited
when this is gonna be over?

Are you excited
to go back home?

- Fááá yeah.
I cannot wait.

I am so fáááing excited.

- It's been
that bad for you on?

- It hasn't been easy.

It hasn't been easy.

Yeah,
Rocky and I...hooked up.

I thought she was hot.
She was wild and crazy

and fun,
and it was exciting,

but then I realized the type
of person that she is,

and she knew
I had a girlfriend.

She came in and seduced me.

- "Pay attention, girl.

Stop going
to sleep so early on slow days

and you might get
some stress relieved."

- Hmm. Good talk.

[upbeat music]

- You up on the bow?
- No, we're on the main deck.

- We're actually
on main deck aft.

- Connie's just a workhorse.
What are you doing to her?

You got a whip out there
that we don't know about?

- Yeah. Yeah, I got
to keep her motivated somehow.

How are you doing, Emile?
- Good.

- Thank you.
You look tired.

- I'm not tired at all.

- My tired,
little boo-boo bunny.

- Andy's kinda giving me sháá.

He's lucky I don't throw
a couple of punches

and see the way he takes it.

- You got to put
all the cushions out.

Yeah, the guests
are coming on board,

and then Connie
and I will go through it.

You guys will put everything
away again,

and then you'll be done.

- Here we have Eddie trying
to give us instructions

and Emile just walks
away from him, bowl in hand.

Like, what is that, dude?
- I'm a man of many words.

- We've got to
do this quickly, Connie.

- Quickly, Emile.
Quickly. Relax.

Relax.
Oh, wait--

why don't we move the bucket
before we start this--

'cause that would be
too smart, wouldn't it?

- Just--yeah, whatever.
- Shut up.

- We're gonna do it anyways.
It's not stuff you talk about.

If I'm not here,
nobody's gonna do it,

and I've got to go
in a couple of minutes.

- That's why you have
the job you do,

because we couldn't live
without you.

- You talk way too much.

- I completely understand
why Rocky gave up on you,

'cause you really
are a little bitch.

- Jesus Christ.
Give me sháá?

I know
what the fááá I'm doing.

So why don't you
do your fáááing job, you whore?

- Go fááá yourself.
I'm done.

[upbeat music]

- All right, deck crew.
Let's get everybody.

- Copy.
- All inside.

- Let's do it.
- We're free, good to go.

- About five feet
off the dock.

- 60 feet to the sign.
Good ship.

♪ ♪

- Eddie and I, it was,
like, kind of cute and hot.

It was, like,
this secret little thing.

Hi.
- Hi.

[moaning, panting]

- Eduardo loves the ladies.
[both laugh]

- I really cared about Eddie,

and I thought
that he cared about me also.

- Rocky is a crazy woman.
[screams]

- He tricked me
into thinking that

he was somebody
that he wasn't.

It really, really hurts.

- Hey, Rock.

[groans]
It's so nice.

- I'm going straight-up
crazy and--

- What can I do to help?
- Nothing--I'm just--

I'm just letting you know
that Rocky's crazy.

- No, I got it. I mean,
I could've figured that out

when you jumped off
the boat in your underwear.

- Yeah.

- This is a hard job.
We give and we give and we give.

You know? it's hard.

You got to have
moments to refuel yourself.

- I haven't
been doing anything

that I love doing
in the past six weeks,

and I've been
around all this drama.

[crying]
- Oh, baby. Oh...

- I'm, like,

is somebody--I don't--
- Oh, baby.

- Yeah. I'm just--

- Maybe a good cry
will let it out.

I'm giving her this speech
like, "You can do this,"

but this time it's different.

Like, she's really grieving,

and I can see
that she's at her limit.

- Coming up...
- Rocky looked really upset.

- I don't care.

- So you're just gonna
be a mean bitch?

- Whoa.
Okay, end of conversation.

[upbeat music]

Lock it in.
- I'm gonna lock it up.

- Well played.
You're my lead deckhand.

- To your right. Locked at 220.
- You are.

You're the only one
that drops.

♪ ♪

- So do you want to do
lunch right when they arrive?

- When are they coming?

- They're supposed to arrive
any minute now, actually.

- Let's sh**t for 2.

- Yeah. I'll tell them 2:30.

- [laughs]

Come on, love.
Don't hurt my feelings.

You know
how sensitive I am.

- You are hyper-sensitive.

- Is that a good thing or a bad
thing, do you think, love?

- I think it's good,
and you're empathetic.

- It's pretty cute of you
to say that, you know?

- Yeah.
- Do you want to have a family?

- Of course I do.
I'd be the best mom ever.

Do you?

- Yeah.
- Really? I'm shocked.

- Why?

- I feel like it's not
the path you're on.

There's not a lot of freedom.

- Ultimately,
I would like to find a girl

that realizes that I'm very
ambitious and supports me,

but Kate wants someone
who's a provider,

and that's not really

what I'm about.
- It's like freedom--children--

- Babe, have you ever
heard of a babysitter?

- Boarding school--
we'll just send them away.

- Exactly. Send them to--

there's some really good
boarding schools in Hong Kong.

Do you know that?
- Is that far enough?

- [laughs]

- Now let's get everybody out
on the aft deck, please.

♪ ♪

- Fall in line.

- Hello, hello.

all: Hi.
- How you all doing?

- Good.
- All right.

- Watch your heads
and your step coming off.

- Thank you.
- All right.

- Hello.
- Hi. How are you?

- Captain Lee.
- Nice to meet you. Pleasure.

- I'm Nina. Hi.

- Captain, thank you
for having us.

- My pleasure.
- Appreciate it.

- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you so much.

- The preference sheet
is not lying.

These girls
really are actually hot.

I love this.

- We've got blue skies,
warm temperatures,

so I suggest we get started.
- Sounds good.

- Let's do it.
- Kate--

- You guys got the best weather
of our entire season.

- Oh, that's great news.
- We brought it.

- We brought it from Chicago.
- I love Chicago.

This is the main salon, and we
have this formal dining room.

- Wow.
- Oh, my gosh.

- This is nicer than my house.
- Are you guys hungry?

Our chef is preparing lunch
for you, if you guys want.

- Yes. That would be great.

- And so we have
the master here.

This is split level,
which is quite unique.

- Excellent.

- We're just waiting
for them to pick their rooms.

- I'm curious to see

what the sleeping arrangements
are gonna be.

- Me too.

- What? Have you done
your boat tour?

- Yeah, I just finished.
What's your time schedule like?

- Like 15 minutes.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Do you guys usually
keep this out

a bit or do you want it flush?

- Oh, whatever.

- You seem like you're
in a bad mood today.

- If I had only two hours
of sleep, I think it's

pretty fáááing normal.
- Yeah?

- To be in a--
in a--in a bad mood.

- Of course Emile's
gonna be in a bad mood.

He's sexually frustrated.

Rocky's not putting out,

and he's tired
of using his right hand.

- So we're cool
and all, right?

- Oh, yeah.
We're good.

- Hi.
So these can go up?

- Yeah. That's a quinoa salad.
- Cool.

- I'm digging
the infinity glasses--

feel like they go on forever.
- They do.

- They look very--

- Fáááing idiot.
- What's up with the hat?

I like the hat.
- Oh, you like it?

- Seriously,
I'm not fáááing with you.

Why do--every time
I tell you girls something--

- Because it's the way
you say it sometimes.

- No, you know--
- "What's up with the hat?"

It sounds bad.

- What's up with the hat?

It's a nice fáááing hat.

- The lines he's trying
to throw out--

like, obviously
he is amateur hour.

- Jesus Christ.
I like the hat.

- I'm starting to realize this
might be an awkward charter.

- Okay. Look how small
his platters are comparatively.

- Hello.
- What looks more delicious,

Kate and Amy or what they're
holding? I don't know.

- Aw, so sweet. So
we have buttered lobster here.

Would you like some?
- Yes, please.

- So wait, who's going
on the jet ski first?

- We could pair up
on those things, so...

- Can we have one
of the deckhands take us?

- Oh, my God, can we have
Emilio take us, please?

- Emilio. Where is he?
- Where's Emilio?

- Emile, Emile, Kate.
- Copy.

- The guests would like to see
you on the bridge deck aft.

- Emilio.
- Yes?

- The girl with the hat
wants you

to take her
on a jet ski, bro.

- Definitely. Yeah.

- So you're the guy
that takes us on the jet skis?

- There's a couple
of guys, if you wanted us

to line up.
If you want to choose.

- No, no, no,
she wants you, bro.

She wants you.
- I want to switch. I want one--

- She wants to switch!

Okay, bring out
the guy with the hair out.

- All the guys.
All the guys, Amy.

- Line up.
- All line up.

The number one rule
in yachting

is you always
keep the guests happy.

Give them what they want.

- Who has the most experience
with jet skis?

- Oh, these girls
are getting technical on you.

- Yeah.
- Emile here.

Emile, you're in already.
Don't worry about it, pal.

Why don't we do one sandwich
for you, right,

and since you like Stank Eye,
Stank Eye'll take you out,

and you guys take a little
cruise and then come back.

- I want to take
gentleman number one.

- Let me tell you why
I like gentleman number one.

A confident man says,
"Try out the other guys

and you'll come back to me,"
and that's what Emile just did.

They're all good. They're all
good guys. You can't go wrong.

It's like picking between
lobster, lobster, and lobster.

[upbeat music]

- Are we going jet skiing?

- We're ready when you are.
- All right, let's go.

- Okay, you ready to go?
- Yeah.

You want me to come
onto the back?

- You can come on
any which way you want.

- Ready to go?
- Yep, I got you.

- So hard.
I hate my job.

- [giggles]

- I could blow my head off
right now.

♪ ♪

- Hi, Amy.

- I wish I had
some water balloons.

That'd be kind
of fun right here.

- Yeah.
- Hey, bud, how are you doing?

- We hear you
are the master chef.

- I'm all right, yeah.

- Listen, I'm thinking
we should really go crazy

for dinner tonight.
Um...

- I know what the ladies want,
all right?

But as far as us I'm thinking,

"Won't a ribeye be great?"

- So you guys love steak,
right?

- Yeah.
- We're old-school Chicago guys.

- Yeah.
- Eaten a lot of steakhouses.

We've had it all
and we're just trying to get

our minds blown on
the steak tip, you know, so...

- All right,
let's do that, then.

Vito's from Chicago,

which is basically
the Mecca of steakhouses,

so I've got a big dinner
to accomplish,

and it's pretty nerve-racking.

Well, is this gonna
be enough for you?

- That's a nice-looking
piece of meat.

- Yeah,
I'm gonna give it to you

like you're
in a proper steakhouse.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, and I'll tell you what,

are you familiar
with the double-baked potato?

- Yeah.

- I would love to try
your interpretation on that.

I'm a beast
on the double-baked.

I've had some sick ones.
- All right.

- Blow our minds, man.

[mellow music]

- Okay.
- Thank you.

- I hope that was fun.
- Thanks, Emile.

♪ ♪

- I don't know
if you're aware,

but Rocky and I
had a conversation.

It just seemed
like she was kind of dragging,

and she looked really upset
and miserable, right?

- She does that all the time.
- You know, I don't--

I don't like
a lot of bad energy.

- I know you don't.
- So maybe we should just...

give her a fáááing break.
- Give her a break?

We've been doing her work
all season. You don't know that.

You haven't been here.
- Okay, it doesn't matter.

Wouldn't it be nice--
instead of her, you know,

going back home
with her tail between her legs

and feeling sháá
about the whole season--

- And $13,000
that we earned for her,

and Amy and I have been doing
all of her work for her.

- No, she pissed me off, too.
I would just feel better.

- Okay, so let's
do something special for her.

I find it so insulting
that Ben

is sticking up
for Rocky over me.

I was really annoyed.

Rocky's on her own path
in her own world.

She does whatever she wants
whenever she wants and has

no regard for any of
her crew members' happiness,

but you can be extra nice
to her.

I think she loves
eggs Benedict,

so if you want to wake up
extra-early

and make those for her--
eggs Benny.

- Oh, funny.

- Everyone's like,
"Rocky's crazy. She's so crazy.

Oh, my God. She's so crazy."
It's like, "Really?

Okay. I'm crazy, then."

- I just know what it's like
to get off of charter season

and have been feelings,
you know?

And it kind of eats you
up a little bit afterwards.

- I don't care.

- So you're just gonna
be a mean bitch?

- Whoa, you're calling me
a mean bitch

over a...lazy,
little, spoiled brat?

Okay, end of conversation.
You're right.

[Skype ringing]

- Hey.
- Hey. How was your day?

- Relaxed.
I didn't have much fun though.

- No. No,
she's back to work.

- You know,
I talked to my crewmates

about my girlfriend.

- You have a girlfriend?

- I do.
- You do?

What does she do
for a living?

- She is a rock
climbing instructor.

- Hmm.
- This really creeps me out.

What are you doing following
my girlfriend on Instagram?

Don't be fáááing weird.

- Yeah,
I heard what you said.

- Yeah.

- Coming up...

- Emile, you good?
- Yeah.

of Rocky's face.

- I don't follow her.

- No, I don't think so.

Scary? Yes.

Rocky's a fáááing psycho.

She's a lunatic.

So it's making me nervous.

I'm nervous
about what's gonna happen.

All right,
I'm gonna get some sleep.

I love you.

[upbeat music]

- I've cut
the ribeye nice and thick,

and I'm gonna form
a really hard crust

with a sauté pan.

Just fire it to order
very briefly in the oven.

Ooh.

The best part
about cooking on a yacht

is that we're able to be

creative with unlimited means.

So it's a shame to hear

that my previous chef
was rather repetitive.

Beef cheek, beef cheek,
beef cheek, beef cheek.

[laughs]

Ooh, that's good.

- Hey, you look great, man.

- Hey, Ashley.
- Oh, hello.

- Why does your name
have "ass" in it?

- Vito's ready for some steak.

- All right, Ben. The guests
are seated at the table.

- All right,
let's do it.

- Wow, would you
look at those beef cheeks?

- [giggles]

- All right, bring 'em.

- They're gonna freak out.

- All right, here we go.
- You guys are having--

- What?
- My head is that big.

- Yeah, I set this up
for you guys.

- Beautiful.
- Hold on, can we say grace?

You're Catholic,
aren't you?

- I am.
- Thank you, Jesus.

Thank you, Lord, and thank you
for the giant sword.

That's what I say, you know?
It's like--

- Please stop.

- I think a lot
of things in Vito's life

are just like his prayer.

He's got good intentions,

but they just kind
of fall short at the end.

- Amy, were you impressed
by the cooking

of the ribeye?
- That's Kate.

- I love it.
- That's Kate.

- Are you impressed
with the flavor?

- Amy, it was the best
ribeye I've ever had.

- Okay.

- It was delicious.
It's amazing.

- Jess,
did you eat it already?

- Did you taste it, or are you
just being a fáááing girl?

- She's like,
"I don't--I don't know."

- Jess is the best-looking girl
I've ever hung out with,

but she's too bourgie.
Whatever.

- This guy needs
to shut his mouth.

Vito has enough money
to charter a yacht

and bring these ladies on,

but clearly he didn't have
enough game

to help them enjoy
being there.

- Captain, welcome.
- The man of the hour.

Tomorrow night we want
to invite you to dinner.

all: Dinner.
- Well, thank you so much.

- Will you come
to dinner with us?

- I'd be honored. Thank you.
- We would love that.

- Well, enjoy your dinner,

and I'll chat with you
more tomorrow.

- Yeah, absolutely.
- Thank you so much, Captain.

- Okay, I'm gonna
get this out of your way.

- Yes, please.
- Hey, I tell you what.

The bathtub in my room
is perfect for company.

You're all invited.
- Oh, my God, Vito.

- Whatever you guys
want to do there--

- No, no, no.
- Let's open up the bathtub.

There's plenty of room
for everyone.

- That's sexual. No.
- I don't want any part of that.

- That's fine.
- Oh, my.

- I have more money
than everybody here combined.

- You're being
a douchebag right now.

I'm gonna separate
myself from you.

- Like, "Awkward."

- Can I send you all with
a drink or anything downstairs?

- That's very sweet of you.
- You're good?

- I've got my tea.
- Okay.

Okay, well,
have a great evening.

- Thank you.

- Everybody needs to shut
the fááá up.

Everybody needs to go
to sleep ASAP.

- You're not gonna believe this.
- What?

- Basically, all the guests
just went down to go to bed.

- Cool.
- Yeah, right?

- I bet they aren't far behind.
- Yeah.

I was gonna out there, but
it's like they need a moment.

- No. No. No, they definitely
need--It's intimate. Yeah.

- So I'm gonna kind
of give them some space.

- Yeah.

- Well, you invited everyone
to your room.

It was like, "I don't know."

I don't like to sleep
with people I don't know.

I'm weird.
- That's fine.

- Yeah.

[cell phone clicking]

[cell phone clicking]

- Oh, God.

- Everything good?
You need a hand?

- I'm in hell right now.

This is hell.
- You need a hug.

Let me give you a hug.
- No, no, no.

- Okay.
- I'm so over this.

It's ridiculous.

- You're better than that.
Don't let him get to you.

- I can't.

I'm going crazy.

- Just let me give--
hey, Rocky.

- [crying]
I don't want a hug.

- What am I supposed to do?

- I'm just tired.
I'm really tired.

Like, I'm tired.
I'm tired.

[crying]
I'm just gonna breathe,

and then--
I don't know.

[crying]
- Please, don't cry.

- I'm sorry I'm crying.
I'm sorry.

- What can I do
to make it better?

- You can't.
- I feel sorry for Rocky

because she's been wronged.

Someone needs
to speak for her.

The truth will come out,

and honesty
speaks louder...

than everything.

- [crying]

Oh.

- Don't worry, Rocky.
- I'm so lost right now.

It's like all
these little things

are piling up and piling up,

and it's just like--

can't take it anymore.

I can't take it anymore.

I'm so over this!
Oh, my God.

I'm so over this.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- How's everything
going with you?

- I'm fine. Doing good.
- Yeah?

- Well,
I just want you to know,

like, you're doing
a really great job.

Like, I can't believe
you've never worked on,

like, this size boat before.
- Yeah.

- Like, you're handling it
like a boss.

- [laughs]
- Eddie's always like,

"Connie's one of the only ones

I can really
rely on completely."

- Well, that's good to here.

I was texting some of the people
back at home.

I was like, "I'm loving this."
- I'm glad.

- I have no idea where I'm gonna
end up when I get home.

Am I gonna
go back to bartending?

I really want
to find another boat,

but who knows how
easy or hard that may be,

but right now I'm happy
where I am.

- I'm so glad you're here.
You're k*lling it.

[upbeat music]

- Do you want a Corona Extra?
Corona Light?

- I have a list right here.
- Okay. That'll help.

- The beach picnic
is the plan as usual.

We're just gonna put things
in bins, take 'em to the beach,

then bring the guests over.
Can't wait.

- Are they having food
out there?

Like, snacks,
or is this appetizers?

- No, they're gonna
be having lunch.

- Okay.

- We now have guests up
and moving to the table.

- Thank you.

- How'd you sleep?
- Pretty good. How about you?

- Like a baby.
- I did too.

- How are y'all doing?
- Good. How are you?

- Look how cute you all look.
- Good.

- Vito, he should be out soon.
- Okay.

- Connie--Connie, come in.

- I'm in the wheelhouse,
Emile.

- So do we need to get
one of the boys up

for the regulator, as well?
- Yep, we sure do.

[knock at door]
Come in.

- I just want to apologize,

and I'm really sorry
for what I said to you,

and I won't do it again.

- Well,
thank you for apologizing.

- I'm really sorry.
- It's okay.

We all know you have a temper.
- I'm so sorry, Connie.

- It's okay.
Thank you.

- I'm sorry.
- All right.

- What the fááá happened?

- He's like, "Just do your job
and work, you whore."

and I was like, "Okay."
- Really?

- Yeah. I was like, "Okay."

- What the fááá's
getting into people?

- Would you like me to clear off
the main salon table for you?

- Don't distract me.
Please don't.

A side of bacon,
a side of sausage.

Oh, God,
I just get anxious.

Just someone says the word
"breakfast,"

I get a sort of
an ill feeling.

- Oh.
- Breakfast is my worst meal.

I Just hate it. I'm--

- Just do it.
It really does not matter.

- It does matter.

- How long have we been here
waiting on the food?

- Fááá it.

all: We want food.

- It's just so difficult
because you're completely

at the mercy
of the guests' demands.

Essentially, you're just
a line cook at that point.

- I think I might hate listening
to you talk

about breakfast as much as you
hate making it.

- Hey, will you guys
just stop?

- Will you?

- Please? Please, stop.

- You're gonna
need a bigger one.

- I know.
I know.

- We're gonna
need a bigger bite.

- You know how you
like space? So do I.

- Has anyone seen my kale
around here?

[all laughing]

Oh, she went
for the bowls again.

- We can't talk about Steakgate.

- Good morning, Vito.

- Time for breakfast.
- Oh, there he is.

- Hope I can keep it down.
Been a tough morning.

I feel horrible.

I'm definitely feeling
the penance for yesterday.

- You look tired.

- I had to take a nap.

- Why don't you go lay down
for a little?

- Excuse me for a moment.

- We have no comment.

- That looks disgusting.

That looks good, actually.
- I got it from here.

Don't you worry.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[Rocky crying]

- I don't want to do that.

- Look at that.

Look at the break.
Fenders are popping off.

I see a a fender popping out

and the regulator
hitting bloody old Eros.

My first reaction
is to protect the boat.

- Emile, you good?
- Yeah.

[grunts]
- Are you okay?

- All good.
- You sure?

- I mistimed my jump.

We shouldn't be on the hip.
Too dangerous.

Fááá sakes.

It was just pure distraction.

You know,
I don't want to be involved

in this love triangle
between Rocky and Eddie,

but now I am involved,

and it's just fáááing,
me up.

- That's one way to wake up.
Wow.

- Thank you so much.

- It's not even hot.

- Ask for them
to warm it up a little.

- Try thesausage,
is like a brick.

- Same here.
- Ew.

- Oh, my God.
- I wonder. Should we call them?

- Amy. Amy.

- Hi.
- Look at this sausage.

Pretty, like,
way overcooked.

- Oh, okay.
You want it less well-done?

- Yeah.
- I'm gonna use all of these

leftovers--
fáááing feed the crew with it.

- Okay, great.
- Done.

- I'm not trying to be a brat.

- No, no, no. We'll get
some more sausage up here.

- Amy?
- Yes, sir? Yours too?

Okay. Let me set this down.
- Well, just tell me.

- The eggs were too runny
and they were cold.

The sausage is overcooked.

So they're gonna order
some different food.

- I've never sent anything
back ever. Ever.

Boy, that was bad.
- What?

- I want you to sit down.
Maybe on that cooler.

- What? What happened?

- They--
- What's happening?

- They didn't like the eggs.

They said they were runny.

- Fááá.

Fine.

I'll make them something else.

Fááá.

You're a nutcase,
aren't you?

What the hell is she doing?

- What the fááá is she doing?
- Nothing. Ever.

Like, in the bath, right?

In the bath?
- Yeah.

- I thought maybe
I messed up the saying 'cause...

- I love it
when you do that.

- Wake up and ate a cold biscuit
or get one of the package.

Like, Top Ra--Ra--

"Ray-men"--"Ray-men" noodles?

Shin swing
or whatever it's called.

- Feng shui?
- Feng--yeah, whatever.

- Yeah.
- Prepare your seatbelts.

He was a little
too fire-happy.

- Yeah, trigger-happy.
- Yeah, trigger-happy.

like k*lling two things
with one g*n.

Well, if there can be no
misconfu--mis--

sh**ting two birds
with one stone!

Can be no misconfusion--
what am I saying?

A lot of times, like,
I mix one little writ--

the most important details.

Yeah. I don't know.

♪ ♪

- Just throw it on.

- I can take cold food,
but that sausage, bro.

Oh, my God.

- Where's the smoked salmon?
Get Kate in here.

I need the smoked salmon.

- I don't think the morning
is Ben's strong suit.

- I've learned the secret
ingredient

to any bad breakfast.
Mimosas, anyone?

It's a detox to retox.

- I love that.

all: Cheers.

- Kate.
- My child, yes?

- I need smoked salmon.
Where's the rest of it?

Do you like salmon?
- I love salmon.

Worst case, you know--
should we offer lobster?

I don't think anybody
will say no to lobster.

- 'Cause we
don't have a choice, right?

- Right.
- Fááá it.

For some people,
breakfast is the most

important meal of the day,

and they are going
to remember a bad experience.

So I need to make amends,

because this could screw up
the tip.

This has got crab, lobster,

chilled stone crab,
turkey bacon,

and some other...

- Oh, it looks
like breakfast is coming.

- Pardon me.

And he put some lobster on top.
- I see. That's nice. Beautiful.

- Look how good that looks.

- This is excellent.

♪ ♪

- That's really good.
- Wow.

- Everything all right so far?

- Yeah. I was like,
"I could eat this cold."

- Good.

- I love it.

♪ ♪

- Okay. Okay.

- [laughter]

- What's up, love?
Where's that big smile of yours?

- Oh, it'll be arriving
after the beach party's done.

- You fáááing love them.
That's why.

- I don't really
care about them either way.

They're just a lot of work
and I have to do it.

- Let's get the inflatable in.
- Just the inflatable.

Nothing else?
- Yeah, just the inflatable.

- Yes, sir.
So what's gonna happen, guys,

is we're gonna
have all hands dropping it down.

Bring it around to the stern,

tie it up, and we'll start
getting the gear on.

- Okay.
- Okay?

- There's where you're gonna
go do your beach picnic.

- That's amazing.
- Short run in.

Pop it right up on the beach.
- Okay.

- We've got a pretty good
attitude on the boat right now,

so we should be fine.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'm getting a workout,
that's for sure.

♪ ♪

- This cooler's gonna
be difficult.

♪ ♪

- Don't get run over.
You got to watch yourself, guys.

I'm gonna bring the guests
over, okay?

- I'm actually kind of bummed

to be setting up
our last beach picnic.

I love everything
I'm doing right now,

and a beach picnic is nothing.

I'll do this
a thousand more times.

- Oh, my God. This looks
like a real beach party.

- Hi there, Vito.
- Hi.

- You doing okay?
- Yeah. Taking a little nap.

- Good.
Yeah, chill out, relax.

Everybody's doing the same.

- Everybody relaxing?
- Just relaxing.

- We're trying to get them

pushed out for the beach,
'cause it's pretty rolly.

A lot of them
are not feeling the anchorage.

- All right, so Rocky's
going to stay on the boat.

- I just need you to bring ice.
- Okay.

- Check, check. We're ready,
if you need our guests off.

- Hi, guys.
We'll head over to the beach.

- Perfect.

- You guys
can explore for a while,

and we'll set up lunch.

- Okay. I suck at life.

Yeah.

- How are you doing?
- I don't even know.

I'm already crazy,
and about to go, "Oh."

- Do you need someone
to stand up?

I will go
and I will face up to him,

and I will say, "What the fááá
are you doing to her?"

And if you need someone
to confront people,

I will do that for you.
- No, I don't need that.

- Rocky's my friend,

and my friends
get my protection.

- It's not even
about that anymore.

It's basically my sháá.

- Remember,
I'm here for you.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, are you ready?
- I'm ready.

- Need a hand? All right.

Gonna hold my hand too?
- Yeah.

- Dave, Connie,
we're en route

with some guests right now.

- Roger that.
- Oh, you okay?

- [laughs]

- It's your first day?

- Fricking Neanderthal.
- Watch out.

- This is where we're coming
in here? This beach?

It's a little rocky.

- I'm trying to figure out
some way

to get in the water
today.

Somehow.

Water. what does it do?
Cools me down.

Calm down.
Makes me feel good.

- Absolutely amazing.
- This is beautiful.

- Nice.
- This is gorgeous.

- It's amazing.
- Oh, man, it feels like clay.

- Yeah, it doesn't feel real.

- Can I get you guys
started on anything to drink?

- A margarita.
- A margarita.

- Some beer.
- I'll take a beer too.

- Two beers.

- Oh, they're individually
wrapped. Okay.

- Margarita for you.
- Thank you.

- What kind of sandwiches
are they?

- Lobster salad.
- Oh.

- Oh, cool.

- Beers definitely help
me get my bearings.

- I've been on the bathroom
floor half the day today.

- Cheers.

- I know everybody
thinks I'm a horrible,

you know,
unprofessional person.

So might as well
put on my mermaid tail

and go improve our tip.

- You're a nutcase,
aren't you?

What the hell is she doing?

This is very odd.

- Cute, huh?
- Oh, I see a mermaid.

- What?
- Wow.

- There it goes.
Just dived. You guys missed it.

- I want to know how she's gonna
serve the guests in her tail.

- Mm-hmm.

- How is everyone?
- Oh, good.

They're just eating lunch.

- Oh, dear, Rocky,
what are you doing?

- What do you want to do now,
lay on the sand or something?

- Do you want
me to carry you over there?

- No.

- Okay.

- [laughs]

- Rocky's really trying

to impress the guests
with her mermaid tail,

but any time anything
with fins or a tail

washes up onshore
and flops around,

it kind of
ruins your beach picnic,

'cause it's a little bit
sad and awkward.

- Yeah, go. Ready.

- I'm ready to go back
and bring some things with me.

- Copy that.

- I'm gonna just jump onboard,
and I'll hand it to you.

- Great. Thank you.
- I assume you're coming?

- I don't know.

- What the fááá is she doing?

- Nothing. Ever.

- Rocky.

- You coming with us?
- Sure.

- All right.

- Will you grab
her a towel, please?

- Ready to go back?
- No, y'all don't have to leave.

They're just taking
some of the things back.

Who's ready for a sh*t?

- One, two...
- There we go.

You all right?
- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Eddie, Eddie,
the guests are ready

to head back to the ship.

- I'm on my way.

- Hey, you help them on
and I'm gonna hold this.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Thanks, Eddie.
You're the man.

- My pleasure.

♪ ♪

- Everything's been
making me nuts,

and I can't just be fake and
say like, "Everything's fine."

It's like, "Wait, no.

I'm feeling pretty crummy
right now."

There's something I really
want to talk to you about.

So I have something
that's gonna give you

a serious head-spinner.

Oh, my God.
Let me sit down.

- What is it?
- Just let me sit down, dude.

- Are you okay? What is it?

- It's just hard
to freaking talk about.

- Oh, my gosh.
What do you mean?

What--are you okay?

- Um...

I totally had a thing
with Eddie the whole time.

- What?

- What?
- It was three times in

the laundry room,
one time in the restroom,

and we kept it
under the wraps,

and we were totally
under the radar.

- No!
- Yep.

- I'm in sh--

let me sit down for this one.

Oh, my gosh.
- Okay.

You know how you
and I were talking tonight?

- I am literally floored
because I can't believe that.

Did he break up
with his girlfriend?

- He never
talked to me about that.

- Wait. I cannot believe you're
telling me this right now.

- So here it is.
Like, he kind of gives me,

like, a look of like,

"Yo, what's up, girl?"
And I'm like,

"This has got
to happen somehow.

Like, how's it gonna happen?"
- Oh, my gosh.

- Like, there's so many people
in the boat.

Like, how are we
gonna do this?

Where?
- Like, logistically--

- Laundry room, that door
that, like, has the turn,

and then you could hear the
people coming down the stairs,

because you could hear--
- Oh, my gosh. That's amazing.

- No one was in
the crew area. So, like--

- A laundry room is a hot place
to do it, too.

- I know.
I've done some--

- Great countertop in there.

- It was, like, steamy.
Starch and steamy, dude.

First time was amazing.
- Yeah?

- He was, like, mind-blowing,
and I was just like,

"Oh, my God."
- Right?

- "I want to marry this guy."

- So you just, like,
slipped your skort over?

- It was the--it was
the nighttime evening dress.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Anyways...
- I kind of hate you.

Like, what?

Like, this has,
A, happened, and, B,

y'all have been able to keep
it a secret this entire time?

Wow. That's impressive.

- I actually,
like, really liked him.

- Right, 'cause he's--
what's not to like about him?

- He's awesome and amazing,
and then he's,

like, being mean to me.

Eddie has, like, been,
like, a total assááá to me,

and so I kind of
wanted to talk to him,

like, "Yo, we had
a really cool thing going,

and you could've been cool,
but...

you were kind of an ass."
- Right.

"It didn't have
to end like that."

- It didn't. It didn't.

I just want to talk to Eddie,

but at the same time,
I don't know how to say it.

I'm like,
"Hey, like, you hurt me."

The way he's been treating me

makes me feel
like he has a chick.

- You know, he does.
He has a girlfriend.

[knock at door]
- Amy? Rocky?

- Fááá.
- Can I come in?

- Come on in.

- Does she know?
- Yeah.

- Okay. Do you want
me to approach him for you?

- No.
- No.

- I don't want you to have
to talk to him.

I came to you 'cause
I was just like--

- I want to talk to him.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa--

- Let Rocky handle it.
Let Rocky handle it.

- Wait, wait--

bro, this is my little thing.
Like, I can handle it.

- Give her the respect
and let her handle her business.

- Because this is my business.
- It's not something

that everyone
needs to talk about.

Everyone needs to know.

The last thing
I want to happen

is for Emile to go down
and confront Eddie about it.

I could see, like, a physical
fight coming out of it.

- Honestly, though, I cannot
look at him the same way.

- Really?
- I cannot.

He's not my friend,

and he has been
treating you like sháá.

I think someone
like that is dishonest,

and I think someone like that
needs to be called out.

- No. Emile,
you've got to let her--

- No, you're not leaving.
Ow.

Oh, my God,
I blew it by talking to him.

Fááá, fááá, fááá, fááá,
fááá, fááá, fááá,

fááá, fááá, fááá, fááá.

- Next time,

on the season
finale of "Below Deck"...

- Rocky is talking about

docking up.
- What?

Rocky,
are you gonna unlock the door?

You're saying that something
happened between us?

- Nothing ever happened.
- This guy is a coward.

- Eddie and Emile.

One for the back
and one for the front.

A six-some.

- We love you for being
such a good sport.

- Have a seat.
- Am I in trouble?

- You know,
you could construe it as that.

- Ah! Ow!

- Anchors home
for the last time.

- Copy that.
- Charter season, over!

both: Ahh!

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Yay.
- To the future.

- I think you're
a fáááing assáááá.

- Really? Why?
- You wanna put this all on me?

Who initiated this?
- You did.

The way you, like,
lifted your black skirt up,

and you had nothing underneath.
- Oh, my God.