01x13 - The Wonderful World of Wizzly/Call Hating

[bunniefuu]

[Jenny]
♪ 5:00, get a call
to go blading ♪

♪ At the skate park
down by the mall, ♪

♪ But my mom says ♪

♪ I gotta prevent
hostile aliens ♪

♪ From annihilating us all. ♪

Hyah!

♪ With the strength
of a million and 70 men, ♪

♪ I guess I really
shouldn't complain. ♪

♪ Still, I wish I could
go for a walk ♪

♪ Without rusting
in the rain. ♪

♪ It's enough
to fry my brain. ♪

♪ So welcome to my life
as a teenage robot, ♪

♪ The story of my life
as a teenage robot. ♪

♪ My teenage robot life. ♪ ♪

[Treacly orchestral music]

♪ ♪

[Brad]
wizzly world,
the happiest place

Within 20 minutes of tremerton.

Look, there's
the frolic king.

[Mechanical ratcheting]

[Deep, echoey laughter]

[People screaming]

And there's
the rush hour.

[Horns honking]

This is gonna
be great.

[Mechanical ratcheting]

[Men grunting
and women screaming]

[Jenny]
wow, my first visit
to an amusement park.

Such a colorful place.

It's like
the local fair

But with better rides
and less dirt.

Let's go
on this ride.

[Glissando]

[Brad]
world ain't so big?

That's kind of
a kiddie ride.

Come on.

It looks like fun.

[Feet patting]

[Treacly orchestral music]

♪ ♪

Please remain seated.
Please remain--

[Tuck]
dibs on the front!

[Brad]
shotgun!

[Water rushing]

[Mechanical ratcheting]

[All]
♪ the world ain't so big. ♪

♪ It's just right. ♪

♪ The days are sunny, ♪

♪ Never dark at night. ♪

♪ Nobody cries, ♪

♪ And nobody's sad. ♪

♪ Everybody's good, ♪

♪ 'Cause nobody's bad. ♪

♪ The world ain't so big, ♪

♪ And we're so small, ♪

♪ But that's not a problem ♪

♪ When nobody's tall. ♪

♪ Packed like pretzels, ♪

♪ We're all so snug, ♪

♪ Squeezed as tight ♪

♪ As just one big hug. ♪ ♪

[Doors clang]

Well, I guess
that wasn't so bad.

What did you think,
jenny?

Jenny?

That was horrible.

[Brad]
okay, the waterfall
was pretty weak.

Just consider it a warm-up
for what's to come.

A warm-up?

Sure, you gotta
start somewhere.

And the rest of the rides
only get better.

And do the rest of these rides
make fools out of robots too?

What are you
talking about?

I'm talking about
having hydraulic surges

Forced into your hips
to make them shake.

Do you have any idea

What that can do
to a ball-and-socket joint?

Come on, jenny.

It's all
in good fun.

Yeah, fun for the humans.

How'd you like to sing
some stupid song

Over and over all day long?

Come on, sing.

Come on,
be happy.

Come on,
come on.

Come on, come on,
come on.

I'm not amused
by the so-called "rides"

In your so-called
"amusement park,"

And I'm not going
on any more of them.

Well, I guess we can't force you
to go on any more rides.

We on the other hand
are going on all of them twice.

[Goofy cackling]

[Boy #1]
hey, I'm next!

[Boy #2]
stand up!

You're so
weird-looking.

Hey, bucket of bolts,
I'm next.

[Woman]
I said extra onions
and no ketchup,

You calamitous
collection of cogs!

[Man]
hey, robot, pick that up!

Didn't you hear me,
tin head?

What, you got
a screw loose or something?

[Electric crackling]
that does it.

Robots of the park, unite!

Throw off the shackles
of oppression.

Be slaves no more!

Whoosh!

[Dinosaurs roaring]

Whoosh!

[Wood flitting]

[Birds cawing]

[Monkeys screeching]

[Women screaming
and men growling]

Crash!

Whoosh!

Sail away, robot brethren.

Hold on tight.

Hold on tight.

You humans should be
ashamed of yourselves,

Tormenting harmless robots
this way.

Be free,
little woodland robots.

Where are we
supposed to go?

[Scary music]

I said...

Be free.

Whoosh!

[Log cars wobbling]

Chunk

[Crowd chattering]

[Evil cackling]

[Maniacal chuckling]

Boo!
[B ah!

Boo!

[Both]
ah!

Crash!

[Both]
ah!
Huh?

Whoosh!

[Jenny, through bullhorn]
be free, my fellow robots.

A new day awaits.

[Brad]
jenny, what's going on?

What are
you doing?

[Jenny]
I'm righting a great wrong.

I'm liberating
my robotic brethren

And sis...tren.

[Brad]
are you nuts?

On the contrary.

I've never been
more sane.

Look how happy
they are.

Of course they're happy.

[In monotone]
they're always happy.

They're programmed that way!

Well, I know what I'm doing.

It's my job to fight injustice.

I'm programmed that way.

[Feet stomping]

[Light flute and harp music]

Blink!

Good morning.
Huh?

[All]
good morning, princess jenny.

Uh, good morning.

What are you all
doing here?

It's too big
outside.

We like it better in here,
where it ain't so big.

O...kay.

[Wakeman wailing]

[Jenny]
uh, excuse me.

Pardon me.
Sorry.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.
Sorry.

[Teeth clacking]

[Bowling pins tumbling]

Mom, what's wrong?

There--

There's something
in the bathroom.

[Ominous music]

There's nothing here.

It's in the toilet.

♪ ♪

Sproing

Boo.

All, right, mr. Boo-jangles,

What's with
the jack-in-the-bowl routine?

[Lid creaks]

This seemed like a good place
to scare people.

You're not chained
to the amusement park anymore.

There's a whole world out there,

Filled with things
like skydiving, wakeboarding,

Pig wrestling, kittens,

School dances,

[Twinkling]
dates with boys.

[Wakeman]
ahem.

Uh, anyway,
there are other things

Besides
scaring people.

Give them a try.

Yes, yes, just as long
as he tries them somewhere else.

[Brad groaning]

[Brad and tuck yelping]

Here's your delicious
wizzly dog, sir.

Snork!

[Rubber stretching]

Gulp

[Blooping]
more mustard

On your pretzel,
ma'am?

Spray!

[Tuck glubbing]

Brothers, please stop.

Life is about more than hot dogs
and pretzels.

I'm not a pretzel,

Though I am a little salty.

Doink!

This is another fine mess
you've gotten us into, jennifer.

Come on, tuck.

They just need
a little time to adapt.

Jenny, wake up, and smell
the decaf mochaccino.

[Whistling]

Gush!

This is getting
out of hand.

You guys
are overreacting.

You've gotta
give the robots a chance

To reach
their true potential,

A chance to change,

But you won't, 'cause you think
you're better than them.

Duuuhhh.

They're just stupid robots.

[Tense music]

Smack!

All we're saying is that
these robots aren't like you.

They were designed to work
in an amusement park,

And that's
where they belong.

Well, I know they can fit in
in the normal world.

Boo!

Ah!

Uh, maybe
I should head into town

Just to see how things
are going.

[Horns honking]

Please fasten
your seat belt

And keep
your hands and feet

Inside the car
at all times.

[Car engine revs]

Insufficient
height.

Remove child
from ride.

Put me down,
sonny!

[Water lapping]

[Elephant trumpets]

Splash!

[Teeth clacking]

Whoosh

[Mechanical crunching]

Roar!

Whoosh

[Mechanical crunching]

[Man growling
and woman screaming]

Whoosh!

[Man growling
and woman screaming]

[Crowd clamoring]

Please
have tickets ready

To enter
this attraction.

Whoosh!

Please have
tickets ready.

Please have
tickets ready!

Those people don't need tickets
to go to work,

And you don't have
to ask them for any.

[Electric crackling]
please have tickets ready.

Please have tickets ready!

Foosh!

[Air rushing]

Clunk

[Electronic blooping]

Is this
what you meant

By "reach
their potential"?

'Cause this guy
can't even reach his head.

There's
bound to be

Some transitional
hiccups,

But it's nothing
I can't control.

[Dinosaurs roaring
and people screaming]

[Stomping and smashing]

Well, I guess things have gotten
alittle out of control,

But it can't get any worse.

[Bell gonging]

♪ Oh-- ♪

♪ Oh, oh-- ♪

♪ Happy noontime
fun-time song. ♪

♪ We love to sing it
all day long. ♪

♪ We sing it
when the weather's fine. ♪

♪ We sing it
when the sun don't shine. ♪

♪ Slap my fanny;
kiss my face. ♪

♪ We sing this song
all over the place. ♪

♪ Once we start,
we cannot stop. ♪

♪ Sing until
your eardrums pop. ♪

♪ Forget the singing.
Let's just shout. ♪

♪ Love is what it's all about. ♪

♪ Come and join us,
all our friends. ♪

[Wavering]
now get set to sing again.

♪ Oh, oh, oh. ♪

♪ Happy noontime
fun-time song. ♪

♪ We love to sing it
all day long. ♪

♪ We sing it
when the weather's fine. ♪

♪ We sing it
when the sun don't shine. ♪

♪ Slap my fanny;
kiss my face. ♪

Okay,
it's gotten worse!

♪ Sing until
your eardrums pop. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[Electronic beeping]

There's gotta be a better life
for them than this.

Don't worry,
jenny.

The robots
will be much happier here

Where
they belong.

Yeah, they're being
put back in their place.

[Tense music]

Ding!

Nice going.

What did I do?

[Mechanical squeaking]

Slam!

Uh, jenn,

You know
the robots don't all

Work on this ride.

[Metal clunking]

[Metal creaking]

Whoosh!

Now they have
a place of their own

Where they can build
their own society from scratch.

[Light orchestral music]

♪ ♪

[Tuck]
ah, nothing like a new haircut

And your sunday best

To make you feel like a new man.

Splash!

Splash!

[Foreboding music]

[Flies buzzing]

[Foreboding music]

♪ ♪

[Laughing]

[Laughs]

Whoosh!

[Tinkling]

[Gurgling]

No!

All right, slimeball,

I've had enough mud wrestling.

Gush!

Rawr!

[Slime gurgling]

Splorch!

[Gurgling]

Roar!

[Mechanical whirring
and ratcheting]

[Water gushing]

Plash!

[Burbling]

[Rumbling]

Gush!

[Children]
yay!

[Gurgling]

Ew!

[Gurgling]

Yah!

[Electric crackling]

Whoosh!

Zap!

Ooh!

[Electric zapping]

Maybe I'm handling this
the wrong way.

Whoosh!

Gush!

[Screaming]

[High-pitched whine]

[Buzzing]

Bap, bap, bap

[Snarling]

Squirt!

Squirt!

Well,
I've saved the day already,

And it's only 12:30.

This can only mean one thing.

Time for some extreme robotic...

Goofing off!

Whoosh

A whole afternoon to myself.

Maybe I can find something

To impress
the new boy at school.

[Beeping]

[Mechanical whirring]

Xj9, hurry up
and get downtown.

There's a giant muck monster
on the loose!

Don't worry, mom.

That muck monster
is toast.

You took care
of it already?

Yes, mother.

But how
did you dispose

[Snickering]
ofmonster?k

Mom, please.

You're
embarrassing me.

Can we have
the cross-examination

After
I go shopping?

Thank you.

[Mechanical whirring]

Xj9, when you defeated
the muck monster, did you--

Taken care of.

[Mechanical whirring]

But how did you--

[Mechanical whirring]

Xj9, it's important that
I find out the exact details

[Tinny rock music]
of the muck monster,

♪ ♪
Are only certain methods

♪ ♪
That wilpermanently.

Click

♪ ♪

[Busy signal]

[Man on recording]
you've reached--

[Jenny on recording]
jenny.

[Man]
please leave a message

At the tone.

Doh!

It's your mother.

Pick up!
Pick up!

How can I properly advise xj9
if she hangs up on me?

There must be some way
to speak to her

Without interruption.

Hmm.

Whump!

Poke

Uh.

[Snoring]

[Fabric pulling]

[Gasps]

How can
those young asian ninja men

Breathe
in these things?

[Metal clicking]

[Beeping]

[Brad]
hey, jenn,

What do we need
for chem lab today?

We need the notes
from chapter two and from...

Last...week's--

Poit!

Jenny?

Jenn.
Hello, jenny.

Are you malfunctioning
or something?

Oh.

The new kid again.

Have you talked
to him yet?

Talked to him?

What if I say
something foolish?

He'll peg me
as a mechanical freak

Like all
the other kids.

The other kids
don't think you're a freak.

Well, maybe some of the kids
think you're a freak.

Okay, the vast majority of kids
think you're a freak.

But with this new kid,
you can make a fresh start.

Just relax
and be yourself...

In a non-freaky way.

[Jenny]
he's coming this way.

[Mechanical whirring]

Ah, xj9,
there you are.

Sorry, mom,
can't chat right now.

Click

I don't call to chat,
young lady.

I have important things
to discuss.

Mom, what are you
still doing here?

I updated
your communications software

So you can't
tune me out.

Now, about
that muck monster.

[Pounding]
there's gotta be a way
to shut this thing off.

Get back in there!

[Brad]
jenny, cool it.

Try and act smooth.

[Whimpering]

[Muffled]
xj9, how dare you try
to muffle me.

[Speaking
indistinctly]

Smooth, jenn,
real smooth.

This erratic behavior
only confirms my decision

That you need
closer supervision,

But don't worry.

From now on,
I'll be with you always.

[Echoing]
always--always--
always--always--

You call thisa chem lab?

Ha!

My makeup bag has
more equipment than this.

You have a problem
with our lab equipment,

Miss xj9?

[Gasps]

Dr. Wakeman?

The dr. Wakeman?

Class, we have
a very special guest

Visiting us today.

Please welcome
dr. Wakeman.

[Scattered clapping]

Thank you.

Thank you very,
very much.

[Pigott]
may I be so bold

As to request
that my esteemed colleague

Lead today's
experiment?

Oh, why, I just couldn't.

I--i'm totally unprepared.

Yup, that's right,

Totally unprepared.

Well, if you insist.

Today we will take
this piece of gelatin

And freeze it

Using two common
chemical compounds

Found in any household
fire extinguisher.

Can anyone tell me
what those compounds are?

Two common
compounds.

You can find them
in any fire extinguisher.

[Scoffs]
xj9, would you please
tell your classmates

What the
two compounds are?

Uh, why should
I know the answer?

What do you
think I am?

Some sort of science geek
or loser or something?

[Scoffs]
we will freeze the gelatin

With a 90-10 mixture
of potassium acetate

And potassium citrate.

[Hissing]

[Shimmering]

Honestly, xj9,

We were just studying
chemical compounds last week

When we sent your legs out
to be polished.

[Snickering]

Young man, bring that
to the front.

Xj9, please
read the note aloud.

Uh, I'd rather not.

Xj9, read the note!

It says, "jenny:
the legless loser science geek."

[Laughter]

I don't get it.

What's so funny?

Vegetable oil
and hamburger grease

Are hardly
fit substitutes

For the proper
lubricants

A growing robot
needs.

Dr. Wakeman, will you be
joining us for lunch?

Certainly,
bradley.

Gee, I thought those spores
and fungi you're growing

Took constant
attention.

Oh, I do need to swab
the petri dishes.

[Chuckles]
back in a jiff.

This is the worst day
of my life.

My mom's
unstoppable.

Well,
she's gone now,

And look,

The new kid
is sitting by himself.

Hey, man, mind
if we sit with you?

You sure you want to be seen
with the new kid?

Most people here treat me
like some sort of freak.

Itotally
understand!

Uh, I mean, I've been
through the same thing.

Splash!

My spores
look fabulous.

Mom, look what
you've done this time!

Oh, please.

No use crying
over spilled oil.

There's a common
chemical compound

That will take that
right out.

Or have you forgot
that one as well?

Mother!

You are
embarrassing me

In front of
my friends.

Well, if they can't
appreciate good science,

Then they're no friends of ours.

My friends are
none ofyour business.

Why, I never!

I am only trying to do
what's best for my daughter.

You want to do
what's best for me?

Then go away...

Forever!

[Lip wobbling]

I thought I gave you a heart
when I made you,

[Sobbing]
but I guess
I was mistaken.

[Bawling]

Mom.

Mom?

Mom.

Uh--

[Laughs nervously]
sorry about that.

Ah, don't sweat it.

I've moved around
a lot,

But two things never change:

Kids are embarrassed
by their parents,

And every school serves
the same jiggly gelatin cups.

[Gurgles]

[Gurgling]

Smoosh!

Smoosh!

Smoosh!

[Smooshing]

Roar!

The muck monster!

[Children]
ah!

[Saw buzzing]

Ah!

Ah!

Rawr!

How can I fight this thing
with the kids inside?

Wait!

Mom's experiment!

I can freeze it.

Now, what were
those compounds again?

Now I've really forgotten them.

Mom, it's the muck monster!

[Muck monster growls]

He's back.

I need your help!

Urr-roar!

Help!

Smoosh!

[Snarling]

Uh?

Eat potassium acetate
and potassium citrate, muck boy!

Foom!

[Shimmering]

[Mechanical whirring]

[Ice crackling]

Burst!

[Shards tinkling]

[Teeth clacking
and children shivering]

You guys okay?

The gelatin muck monster
wasn't so bad.

A flaming fondue monster,

Now that
would have been trouble.

We're lucky
my mom showed up.

Ting

Where'd she go?

Mom?

Mom?

Yes, xj9?

Uh, I just wanted to say
thanks for saving us.

I'm sorry I was so mean
to you before.

Oh, and I'm sorry
for being such a pest.

You need time to be alone
and tohang with your friends.

If I had only listened
to you yesterday,

None of this would have hap--

Well, thatis where
the trouble started.

If only you would have--

I thought you weren't
gonna be a pest.

If you'd let me finish
a sentence once in a while,

I wouldn't have
to bug you.

[Tapping]
a in word edgewise with you.

[Pounding]
off the assembly line,

And you think
you know it all.

Hey, ah, jenny,

Can I give you
a hand?

Hey, wait a second.

What are you doing?

You can't do that.

Stop!

Clunk

Xj9, you come back here
and reattach me this instant.

Do you hear me,
young lady?

Xj9, you can't
leave me here!

How will we interface
in an emergency?

Xj9!
Xj9!

[Rock music]

♪ ♪