07x02 - The Proposal

[bunniefuu]

[Ashton] Previously on Below Deck...

We have a new chef.

-Kate?
-Yeah?

Today I'm just gonna do
a family-style, yeah?

Family-style is a gimmick.

You excited about being the bosun?

I'm up for the challenge.

Last season, I just had to manage myself,
and that on its own is a challenge.

Abigail, she's probably your greenest.

Sailing's, like, my passion,
but I've never worked on a motorboat.

[grunts]

I wanna hook up with Kate.

She's sexy as... [bleep]

I think Courtney is a little shy maybe.

Give her a couple of drinks...
and she's going to be alive.

Wait, but they don't have plates.

There's no plates.

Jesus, plates on the table.

Charter number one,
we have Michael Castellano,

and he's planning a special surprise.

I am going to be proposing.

This is something we can't [bleep] up.

My stomach's, like, just churning
for the last couple of days.

[Kate] Kevin is about to cook
the biggest meal of this couple's life,

I'm pretty sure he cannot do it
from the seat of his toilet.

Man down.

[opening theme music playing]

Sitting on the toilet.

Jesus, Mr. Dobson!

Ew.

Man down.

This is so nice.

-So picturesque.
-So pretty.

Beautiful beach.

[Tanner] I'd love to set up a hammock.

I would love to go home.

-What?
-I hate it here.

What don't you like, the heat?

-I'm working.
-Well, no one likes to work.

-Exactly.
-I like it, though.

-Why?
-There are just worse jobs out there.

Look at where we are.

-You're barefoot...
-Sweaty.

All right.

I enjoy eating truffle pasta,
drinking rose.

You're looking for, like, a sugar daddy.

If I wasn't working and I was
on the beach, I would take it.

I need money, but I don't
like work in general.

[sighs]

Kevin, regarding your stomach issues,

do you want things to go faster or slower?

Very slower.

Oh. Awkward.

[Kevin] The pressure of this first charter
just makes me feel sick.

As a yacht chef, I'm embarrassed.

It's a [bleep] show.

-You wanna hop in first?
-Okay.

Gotcha...

[grunts] This thing is in there good.

Do I have to get out and help you?

Everyone on?
Good, great, grand, wonderful.

Let's get outta here.

Ash, Ash, Tanner, heading
back to the boat now.

Hey, look over there.

-How was it?
-It was great.

-Thanks.
-No problem.

Okay, go take a two-hour break.

-Good-bye.
-Bye.

I'm gonna walk you through the craziness

-that's about to happen.
-Okay.

We've got the violinist arriving,

dinner for five here,
dinner for two up there.

Yeah.

We've gotta get the deckhands
to clear all those cushions,

bring the table up.

I've got flowers and cloth
to make it pretty.

Okay.

I've got dinner for five downstairs,

and then we've got
the grand proposal dinner.

If I wasn't so busy, I'd be freaking out.

But I'm busy.

Do you think I should ask Michael, like,

if he wants to do, like,
a run-through, practice?

You could actually ask him that.

Kate, we're still going for eight today?

-For dinner?
-Yeah.

Yep.

I'm getting some cramps.

[Kevin] There's always challenges
when you're serving

two different tables, and then
I'm dealing with stomach issues.

This is pretty intense.

Exhausting.

It's nearly 6:00, so what I'm gonna do
is I'll come out in my blacks,

and one by one we'll just go change.

And after that, we can start bringing
everything thing in: toys, slide, wall.

It's chill though, last night.
It will be cool.

-It's the last night.
-And then we get to par-ty.

Ready to get soul sound, dude.

You remind me of, like,
a dad at a wedding.

-Oh.
-[laughter]

-Michael?
-Hi, come on in.

I'm going to give you
a little sneak preview.

It's so beautiful. How's it gonna go down?

Um...

Are you gonna get down on one knee?

-Have you practiced at all?
-A little bit.

-I'm gonna say a few words to her.
-Okay.

And then I will ask the question.

Which pocket does it go in
if you're kneeling?

-Right pocket...
-Left knee... no...

-...left knee.
-...the other way, right?

-It's the other way?
-I don't know.

Should we practice?

I'm gonna do right... Yeah, I got it.

-Are you sure?
-I got it.

Michael seems a little bit nervous,
but he chartered a mega-yacht to propose.

He should be able to just
throw the ring at her face,

and she'll say "yes."

Okay, thank you.

Abbi, change into blacks,
and then eat some dinner quickly as well.

-Okay. No problem.
-Thanks, Abs.

How you guys doing? You all getting there?

We noticed that the
cable comes off the roller,

so we need to be careful,
make the cable go in straight.

I know it's still very early
on in the season,

but I feel like I don't need
to micromanage these guys.

Everyone seems to be doing
what they need to do.

It's really cool, the way
things have worked out,

it seems, for now.

[laughs]

It's so annoying.

So on a sailboat,

I wake up and I put
a T-shirt and shorts on.

And on a mega-yacht,
it's like when the clients get on,

change into something white,
and then you have to put on

a black version of the white thing
when the sun goes down.

And I'm like... [bleep]

Can I just chill?

Okay, so swing it a little bit towards me.

[sighs]

Jesus Christ. I don't know
how to turn this machine off,

so if the beeping's annoying you,
I'm sorry.

No, actually, I can't hear it,
that's fine.

-What's inside?
-Lobster.

The sous vide machine cooks meat at, like,
a regulated temperature,

and then it's perfectly done afterwards.

So tonight, we're doing sous vide lobster,
big, fat, Wagyu beef with mashed potato,

and some beautiful asparagus spears.

Nice and classic and expensive.

[bleep] This just goes everywhere.

The timing of the service has been
all over the place for this charter.

At dinner tonight, it needs
to be [bleep] on point.

[sharp exhale]

Court, you look stunning in your blacks.

Brutal.

Because then we can move
these kayaks as well.

-This is nice.
-Thanks.

-Should we do a practice run?
-Yeah, thank you.

I asked the guy to,
and he wouldn't get down on one knee.

-Absolutely.
-He was like, "No."

Look around. Are you're gonna say no?

-No, I'm not.
-Will you marry me?

-Yes, of course I will.
-Exactly.

You say "yes" in the moment,
you break it off later.

Like a girl with manners.

-Thanks, guys.
-Absolutely.

That looks so pretty.

Do the jacket, shoes,
I'm not wearing socks.

Big step.

Hi, how are you? Welcome, I'm Kate.

[Kevin] Kate?

-Yeah?
-I can go in five minutes.

Can you just pause at five minutes?

Because I'm afraid in five minutes,

in three minutes, you'll be
like, "I can go in two minutes."

Can I get entrée plates, please?

-The flat ones.
-Yeah.

What's that beeping?

I'll give you entrée plates
if you make it stop.

It's the sous vide.
I'm sorry, I don't know how to fix it.

-It's driving me nuts.
-I'm sorry.

-Here you go.
-Thank you so much, Kate.

It's like Chinese water t*rture
for my ears.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Look, we're all color-coordinated!

-You guys all look nice.
-Good.

Oh, my God, come on, people.

Okay, we need to use this time correctly,
so let's just go through...

That we have everything we need.

Do you guys know red, white, and blue
is also the Thailand colors?

It is, you're right.

I'm ready to roll.

How long is that gonna sous vide for?

Until the guests are ready.

-Great.
-So let's get the guests ready.

[machine beeping]

It's [bleep] 8:00.

Get them to the [bleep] table, please.

Can I put the bread in?

I mean, I don't see any guests yet.
How long does your bread take?

Come on.

-Stop yelling at me.
-I'm not yelling at you.

[Kate] Kevin is over here spiraling out
and [bleep] himself in the galley.

This is not going to end well.

-Can I put the bread in the oven?
-If you wanna, like, just blow it.

You know what, I'm cleaning up.

That's the beach we went to.

It's pretty at night.

-Can I put the bread in the oven?
-If you wanna, like, just blow it.

[bleep]

I don't know why
Kevin's being so bejiggedy

about the guests not being at the table.

Charter guests are
never promptly at the table,

because they're on vacation.

Aren't you used to that happening
with guests, though?

No.

[over PA] Kevin, Kevin, I'm going
to gather the guests.

All right, kids, bread's up, yeah?

If you guys are ready to start dinner,
we have everything ready.

This table's only set for five.

We've set you up for a private,
under-the-stars dinner.

Aw. That's so cute.

Enjoy.

Oh, my God, it's so beautiful.

I wonder what's going on up there?

I don't know. I wonder.

It's so beautiful up here.

I'm glad you like it.

-Yeah.
-Is this real?

Pinch yourself.

I can tell you someone's heart
is definitely pumping pretty fast.

Yeah.

[Brian] So tell me about your excursion.
Did you get to know Courtney a bit better?

[Tanner] As much as I could, man.
But she goes, "I'm so over this."

"I'd rather be walking
on garbage right now."

[laughter]

I was like... [bleep]

No. She just went ten notches down
on my book.

I thought she was kind of hot as well.

-Yeah.
-You did?

Well, just turn your charm on.

I've been trying, dude.

I don't know, because when I talk to her,

I get, like, giggles
and smiles and everything.

[laughter]

You're stealing my thunder, mate.

Ashton is not so much of a wingman
and more of a... more of a... [bleep]

[laughs]

I've gotta teach you guys deck work,
and I've gotta teach you guys some game.

Courtney, how was your
day on the beach today?

I loved every minute of it.

No, you didn't.

[laughter]

[Kevin] All right, guys, come on.

Medium-rares are gonna be
at the front, yeah?

-Medium-rare.
-Yeah.

-Do you know who those are going to?
-Two medium-rares, nope.

-I'm going to check here.
-Come on, it's the two guys.

Wagyu filet, prosciutto-wrapped asparagus.

A whipped mashed potato,
and sous vide lobster.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Just what I ordered.

Really yummy. So good.

Better than any steakhouse.

It's really good.

What is it?

-What is it?
-You'll find out later.

[both laugh]

You guys have worked
really hard this charter.

I'm very impressed with you.
You two can go down.

Abs, you and me are gonna
stay up late tonight, okay?

-Yeah.
-You guys get some rest.

-You're a savvy dude.
-What's up, brother.

-Cool.
-The best boss ever.

Lobster is good. Ray, do you like it?

-It was good.
-Looking good, girls.

Okay, hon, you can knock off.

Only charter one, but I actually
love Courtney and Simone.

They take direction well,
neither of them have an ego... yet.

Good night, Simone, thank you so much.

-Good night, thank you.
-Thank you.

Let me go check on the guests.
I'll be back.

I'm completely full.

Well, I think I owed this to you.

-I hear a violin up there.
-So romantic.

Every day, you've been
helping me and putting up

with all the moves, all the start-ups.

-You've stood by my side.
-I love you.

Would you be willing...

to do all of that

for the rest of our lives?

Thank you.

Whoopsies! My bad.

I don't want to do life without you.

Samantha, sweetheart, will you marry me?

[over PA] All crew, all crew,
we now have an engaged couple on the boat.

-Cute.
-A hundred percent.

Good job.

Do you wanna see sparkly sparkly?

[cheering]

-Congratulations!
-Congrats!

What a beautiful ring,
I'm so happy for you.

Congrats, man. I'm so happy for you.

-Good job, everyone.
-Yeah.

-She was crying.
-Was she?

Borderline sobbing.

Aw. That's so cute.

So are you single or taken?

It's complicated.
I'm in this open relationship.

So it wouldn't upset you if he hooked up
with somebody else?

No.

In my opinion, like, if I wanted to,
I would feel like I should be able to.

Okay.

And if he feels the same way,
then what right do I have to be mad?

Patrick is the captain
that I work for in Greece.

We've just been kind of on and off for,

like, a year and a half.

That's cool.
-And if I don't wanna be possessed,

then I'm not gonna possess anyone else.

I think I am in love with him,

but, like, I just wanna have some fun.

If a guy likes me, then YOLO.

Are you interested in anyone?

I don't know.

Am I, like, really looking
for something with a crew?

I just think that I feel like I need to be
more focused on the job.

But I say that now,
and then I go out and I have,

like, five tequilas, and then...

And then you're like, "Courtney, baby!"

I'm laughing so much
because I know it's true.

-Captain Lee.
-Hey, Captain.

-She said yes!
-Well done.

-Thank you very much.
-Congratulations.

Thank you very much,
appreciate everything.

I'm glad it was such a memorable evening.

[Lee] This is a major event
in two people's lives.

Puts a smile on my face
to witness something like that.

You know, just warm and fuzzy,

like a little puppy dog or something.

[giggles]

-Congrats, guys.
-Thanks, Captain.

It's a good ring.

-Real good.
-I told you.

Samantha has a few phone calls
she'd like to make.

-You calling Teddy?
-Yes.

-Teddy.
-Hi, we miss you, Teddy.

Can you see us? Teddy bubba.

-Can he see?
-Hi!

-Teddy, do you approve?
-[Teddy barks]

-All right, I'm going to bed.
-All right, good night.

-Come on, baby.
-Okay.

I'm gonna go kick my feet up.
Had a long day.

-All right.
-Sleep well, mister.

[Ashton] How's your stomach feeling,
your stomach better?

[Kevin] I haven't sat on the toilet
for like eight hours, so...

-That's a positive.
-That's a good indication.

My feet are so sore.

-Heat's coming!
-Yeah, dude.

I want bacon and eggs.

-Just ask Chef.
-Good morning.

Will you go down to laundry

and start ironing all the white
epaulette shirts that people dropped off?

Yes.

If she thought the dating period was long,

wait till she sees how long
the engagement period is.

Oh, stop.

-Good morning, sir.
-Morning.

How you doing?

I checked the obits, I wasn't in 'em,

-so that means it's gonna be a good day.
-Yes, it is.

I would love a cheese omelette with toast,

-and the bacon and avocado.
-Okay, cool.

Oh, come on. Omelette is up.

Thank you.

My feet.

Omelette's ready.

Wow! Looks delicious. Thank you.

I'll let him know.
He'll be very happy to hear that.

Thank you, thank you.
Who would like a bite?

Ashton, Ashton, ready
to start pulling the anchor.

-Let's start our pull.
-Copy.

-We do it by hand.
-Really?

Incoming, guys.

Anchor's in the pocket.

Good job, let's get outta here.

Look at that. God, can't get over that.

I'm so bad at ironing.

Moving on to Wang station.

You need to get insurance on this ASAP.

-So, Abbi...
-Yep.

...your aft leading spring
is gonna be very important,

because the wind's pushing us this way.

So your line is the only line

that's gonna be stopping us
from going forward.

If you wanna take it,

if you don't think I can do it,
like, don't feel bad.

-I trust you. Trust yourself.
-Okay.

Docking a sailboat,
which is, like, a 61-footer,

is easier than this huge-ass
behemoth of a boat.

And if we [bleep], millions of dollars
of damage could be done.

No pressure.

[sighs]

[Ashton] All right, everybody
on your lines, please.

Abbi, I want you to throw
the breast line first, okay?

It's my first time coming
into the dock with this crew.

This is when everybody's
gonna show their true colors.

I'm the leader now, so if things go wrong
on deck, it's on me.

Captain, your stern is 60 feet
from the bow of the other boat.

Coming in perfectly parallel, ten feet.

-Ready?
-Throw it on.

Stern line is on.

Did you get it?

-Two feet from the dock.
-Get the bow line on.

Yup, do the bow line, throw the bow line.

-What's going on here?
-Talk to me.

-Missed it.
-Abbi, don't be scared to throw it, girl.

Somebody talk to me.

Get the bow line on.
-Throw the bow line.

[bleep]

Two feet from the dock.

-Did you get it?
-No.

Can't hold it here forever.

It's okay, don't be scared to throw it.

-Okay, we're good to go, guys.
-Thanks, Cap.

[Lee] Docking is like landing a plane.

There's a lot of moving parts
when you're coming in.

Some things were not very pretty,

but they were still effective.
I'll take it.

-To the engagers.
-This was awesome.

Engagers of three. Engagers!

[over PA] All crew, I need
everybody on the aft deck.

-Let's go.
-Do I look like I'm sweating a lot?

It looks like you have a new shirt on.

Does it?

-There you go.
-Let's do it.

-Thank you so much.
-I hope you guys had a good time.

-Thank you so much.
-Thanks so much.

-Hey.
-Thank you.

Congratulations again.

Had a truly incredible time,
thank you guys.

Guys, we had an absolutely
perfect experience.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

-Thank you.
-Thank you, guys.

-Bye, guys.
-Bye.

Oh, one more thing.

-Can you see why I keep her around?
-Thank you, Samantha.

He's so cute.

This is just a little
token of our appreciation.

Enjoy. Bye-bye.

-Thank you, guys.
-Congratulations again.

-Bye!
-All right, go to work.

Let's get into our blues.

It's hot here.

O.M.G! Where's my phone?

Where's my soul?

[giggles]

Okay, let's just get this cleared out,

because we're about to do
a lot of laundry.

I haven't done this yet.

-Did you do this window?
-No.

-All right, sorry.
-It's all good.

-Does anything bother you?
-Yeah, of course.

Like what?

I don't know, I used
to be very temperamental

back in the day,
so I've kind of adapted myself

not to be like that anymore.

Like at one stage I was sleeping
in my car on the beach,

and [bleep] it was getting pretty bad.

Yeah, I was homeless for a bit
in my first year of college.

Yeah?

I used to sleep on the bench at my school.

Then I would get in my work clothes
on the train.

Yeah?

After work, I would go back to the school,

sleep on the bench, wake up, go to class.

I've had to work hard my whole life.

Had three jobs,
I was homeless for some time.

But despite that,
I graduated college valedictorian

and I eventually got
a full scholarship to law school.

And I think that makes me kinda badass.

-We're a lot alike.
-Yeah.

Attention all crew, I need everybody

in the crew mess right now.

Copy that, Captain.

-How we doing?
-Great.

Good, Cap.

I think this was an outstanding charter
for a first charter.

Your first charter as bosun,
how do you feel about that?

I'm glad the first one's done.

[laughter]

I thought you did well.

I had a good crew, so they made it easy.

Chef, how about you?

I mean, we all
put our best foot forward, I think.

But... from a service point of view
there's some kinks.

I think that everybody wants to do well.

Yeah.

We're here to do the best job we can,

and all we can do from here
is go get better,

as we get to know each other.

We did 17,000. 1,500 each.

-Nice.
-Strong start.

Yeah.

[Simone] Oh, my god, making $1,500
in, like, three days is,

like, beyond hallelujah.

So you guys are gonna go out tonight
and have some cocktails, you've earned it.

But remember, don't embarrass yourselves,

and do not embarrass the boat.

Good job, guys, thank you.

[Kate] We have to go strip
all the guest beds.

You guys move from here
down onto bridge deck aft.

-I'm gonna start bridge deck forward.
-Okay.

Wash-down, baby.

[Kate] Whatcha doing, Kevin?

I'm just trying to find
something and... I'm...

I was wondering, tomorrow,
if we could, like,

maybe sit down with the girls

and just go through
service stuff and stuff.

Yeah, I can tell
that you have particular ways

-that you like things.
-No, yeah.

Kevin choosing to say
there's kinks to be worked out

in front of the whole crew and captain,
I am pissed.

I just want everything to be...

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

I know.

How you doing there, Tanner?
Pretty much done?

-Yeah, this is it.
-Nice and clean.

Thank God.

We can always jump off the bow.

Yes, jumping off the bow, 100 percent.

It's 5:00, knock off.

All right, let's do it.

I'm going early!

I'm gonna get messy tonight.

Oh, that [bleep] hurt.

What do we wear, what do
we wear, what do we wear?

What's up, cutie?

I gave this charter 100 percent.

I'm ready to [bleep] party.

-Let's go.
-You all look so lovely.

Front, back?

-Thank you.
-You're very welcome.

-Cheers.
-Cheers, guys.

Come on, guys.

-Look at this.
-This is sick.

Uncomfortable seat.

All right, let's do this.

-That's liquid gold.
-That's a beer.

-I have a beer.
-Want me to pour it for you?

-Okay.
-Trying to be gentleman like.

"Trying," that's exactly the word...

-You should be using trying.
-I'm trying, I'm trying.

I'm trying hard to please you, Courts.

That was nice.

[Brian] Courtney can be a little bit hard
to read sometimes.

Her attitude kinda throws me off a bit.

But to be honest, I kinda like it.

You grew up in Massachusetts, right?

I feel like if you had grown up
in Florida or California,

you'd be a total surfer girl.

-Really?
-Yeah.

I hate being salty and wet.

You work on sailboats,
and you hate being salty?

Yeah.

What'd you get, Kate?

-Pad Thai.
-Classic.

Courtney, I'm impressed
that you're eating that,

because that's, like, hot chili.

You like it hot, I like that.

-Kate, how was the pad Thai?
-Divine.

-Do you like the peanut sauce?
-I do.

I've always been attracted to older women,
just because there's no drama.

They've already dealt with
all the... [bleep]

So when cougars come out to play
you know you're in for a good time.

It's just like eating, like,
peanut butter with noodles.

I think that's the point.

-Really?
-Yeah.

-Are we off?
-We're off.

-Thank you very much.
-Let's do this thing.

What the... [bleep]

Sit, guys.

-Yeah, boy.
-Oh... [bleep]

What are we drinking?

-I want liquor.
-Bottle of vodka.

[Brian] Thailand is a lot of fun,
but you can get into a lot of trouble.

I think they put something
different in their vodka.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

I love dancing, music is my drug.

Like, a beat comes on and I get cuckoo.

[music playing]

I don't know how it happened,
but it's happening! I'm moving!

Nightclubs are just not my thing.

I don't really like
random people sweating on me.

I'm just like an old woman.

I just like silence and a glass of wine.

I like a good conversation.

I'm not photogenic,
I don't want to be involved.

You're absolutely beautiful.

You don't know how to answer that.

As bosun, I am the leader when we go out,

and I need to act like that.

But at the same time,
I generally just flirt with everybody.

-Where you from?
-South Africa.

-I don't know much about South Africa.
-I could teach you.

[laughter]

Why are you not dancing?

She's super chill, like...

that's just not her vibe at the moment.

Please, come dance? Please, Courtney?

-Come dance with us.
-Nope.

How are you? Having a good night?

[bleep] Yeah!

-I'm [bleep] hammered!
-Me too, man!

I think Ash is actually really hot.

Wait, you want to hook up with Ash?

No.

You want to, though. So bad.

You're obsessed,
you're crushing on him so bad.

No!

I wasn't until like ten minutes ago.

Aww. he's kind of hot actually.

[Abbi] Ash being my boss
doesn't really affect

whether I would have sex with him or not.

I mean, I have sex with my boss
all the time in Greece.

You look beautiful,
you look hot as... [bleep]

You're good.

-Ash.
-Come on, Abbi. Come on, Abbi.

I really like you, you feel me?

[Brian] Uh, yeah. I'm planting seeds.

Is it a good idea, a bad idea?

[bleep] This is a great idea.

I love it. Snuggle up.

-Come to mama.
-I got you, I got you.

I do [bleep] love you.

I got you, I got you.

You all ready?

-We're leaving.
-All right, let's go, let's go.

Abbi, let's go.

All right, okay.

Get in the car.

I can walk, Ashton.

[laughs]

Sit in the back, Tanner.

-There's two, sit in the back with...
-Jiminy Cricket.

I love my little [bleep] Abbi.
She really is my favorite.

Court, do you wanna talk to me?
Please, can you talk to me?

-We were talking together.
-All right.

I want to kiss you on your...
lips or cheek.

Kiss, kiss me on my cheek.

Oh, my God.

-Court, you're so pretty.
-Thank you.

-Please laugh more.
-Please, please.

-Smile.
-What are you talking about?

Be funnier, then.

I do smile.

Not when you're telling me
to smile, though.

Ugh. He's just being an idiot.

I know I'm probably not...
I'm not... I'm not that funny.

It's just annoying. Shut the [bleep] up.

Okay, everyone, everyone out.

-Thank you.
-All right, guys, let's go.

Abbi.

You're my [bleep] favorite.

I told you.

We can't say this out loud!

I'm putting out there,
I'm sleeping on the bunny pad.

I'm sleeping there tonight.

If you guys wanna cuddle, we can cuddle.

-Coming up?
-No.

All right.

Deck crew camaraderie, cheers.

Brian, just come in for this.

[bleep] My people.

-[laughter]
-Jesus.

Never in my life have I gone up
to a man...

-Yeah?
-...and been, like, "Can you smile for me?

Smile, you're really pretty,
can you smile?"

Is that what Brian said to you?

Yes, and I'm not gonna
[bleep] smile at you

because you tell me to.

I'm just like, "No."

-Good night.
-Night.

What's up, Abs?

[bleep]

Nothing, the sun is up!

[bleep]

I feel like it would
have been less awkward

waking up next to Ash
if we actually... [bleep]

[bleep] I feel rough.

It's just gonna be a really weird day.

Oh, God.

Where are the dr*gs?

Great.

[sighs]

I'm so happy we knocked out so much
of the deck work yesterday.

I know, I'm just...

And actually, there's not much
to do today. Thank goodness.

-Simone?
-Hey.

Come on out here.

[Kate] Nobody else has a hangover? No one?

I'm just tired.

I think the vodka
in Thailand is different.

This is like 18-year-old Kate
partying for the first time, hung over.

It's not a good look.

Simone, I'm sorry,
but you have to keep doing laundry.

-[Simone] I love doing laundry.
-Oh, good.

Please don't apologize.

Courtney, if you could
keep sorting out the pantry...

Yeah.

[Abbi] What are we doing now?

What we actually need to do
is sort this laz out.

Can I do that?

Yeah, so if you guys wanna start in there,

myself and Brian will go up
and check the fuel in the jet-skis.

-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?

[Kevin] Um, what would my daughter say?
I can't remember.

-You have a daughter?
-Yeah.

What's your daughter's name?

My daughter's name's Billie. Billie Kay.

I love girls with boys' names.

Billie's mom and I, we broke up.

probably about 12 months
after Billie was born.

-How old is she?
-Six.

It's super-hard to be away
from my daughter,

she's my life and my limelight
and that's the thing that I work for.

But she lives in Melbourne.

[Kate] Oh, Melbourne, you're so lucky.

[Simone] I wish I had kids.

I don't!

[laughter]

The rest, we stack them
in this basket, remember?

You're honestly gonna have to talk to me

like it's my first day today.
I'm pretty brain-dead.

Do you know if I was behaving last night?
Was I good?

Apparently.

You had, like,
issues on your car ride back.

-Really?
-Oh, you forgot?

That means we have no issues.

Wait, wait, wait, say that again.

There were issues in the car last night?

I don't know,
you just walked pass me like...

"Oh, Courtney doesn't like me."
And I'm like...

-Oh, really?
-And I was like, "Oh my God, seriously?"

Like, can you relax?

Like, that's not the case.

Definitely drank
a bit too much last night...

Obviously said something
that I can't remember.

Tequila kind of knocks me on my ass.

[Simone] Otherwise, all fun.

[laughter]

All right, let's [bleep]
kick some goals today, Kev.

-Would it make sense?
-To hold it in, yeah.

[bleep] You're supposed to be easy.

Oh, my God.

You were trying to get it in
with me last night, Ash.

-Don't lie, Abbi.
-[laughs]

Abbi, don't lie.

[bleep] I'm a... I'm a problem.

I need to be smart.

I am a bosun, I am a leader,
and I need to be better than that.

You know what,
let's not talk about that anymore.

[laughs] All right.

-Whose are these?
-I think that's Brian's.

Thank you.

These are yours.

Thank you.
I wanted to talk to you quickly, actually.

-Yeah?
-Um, last night...

I hope I didn't offend you or anything.

-... by anything I said.
-That's okay.

I thought it was a little awkward today.

I hope I didn't do anything wrong.

You were just, I don't know, annoying me.

-Was I?
-[laughs] Yeah, a little bit.

I apologize.

That's okay, I appreciate
your apologizing.

-Thank you.
-I want things to be good between us.

It's okay. No, don't worry about it.

I forgive Brian.

I'm not that mad, I was just, like...

But I will not forget it.

[Ashton] So how was your day today?

-I don't know, it went by very quickly.
-Yeah?

I think it's because we had so much to do.

How long have you been working on yachts?

Maybe two years.

What did you do back home before?

I worked for this, like,
online sports betting company...

and I was like, hostessing and like,
modeling, whatever.

Just trying not to do anything
that doesn't

make me work nine to five,
but still get an income.

I think that's why
we all end up in yachting,

-because we run from that.
-Yeah. Mm-mmm.

I come from a very academic family.

I learned French and Spanish,

I taught myself how to speak Portuguese.

I can speak all these languages,
but I've actually never left South Africa.

So I researched, like, what
I could do to, like, earn money,

travel, see the world,
see how other people live,

and I ended up going into yachting.

I love it.

-And is this...
-I don't know.

...something you see
yourself doing for a while?

Mm... I'm old.

-How old are you?
-I'm not that old.

-I shouldn't even say that.
-How old are you?

-Thirty-nine. I'm not, I'm not.
-That's fine, you're not old.

-Right?
-You're not old, don't even say that.

Kate, Ashton, Kevin,
I will need you in the crew mess

-for a preference sheet meeting.
-Copy that.

No.

Do you think I can do
the meeting like this?

I'm scared and excited.

So, Helen Hoey and Richard Fiore.

-[Kate] I love them.
-They're repeat charter guests.

I love Helen and Richard.
She's over-the-top.

My mouth is, like, watering.

Can I, like, wash your knives tomorrow?

-Yeah, with pleasure.
-He's the strong, silent type.

Oh, my gosh, it's so, wow.

They're so nuts, I just love them.

She owns a Beverly Hills lingerie store,
and Richard's never-ending cycle of work,

which we don't know really what he does.

They're ready for a vacation,

and they're bringing a new group
of their closest friends.

They wanna go fishing on day one,

and then should they catch anything,
they wanna eat it for dinner.

Yeah, that's really cool.

They want that dinner
to be a seafood extravaganza,

beach-themed.

[Kevin] I am, like, a little worried
about this charter.

These are repeat guests
and the service side of things

haven't been that great,
so everyone needs to know

about the way that I work,
and hopefully come together as one team.

One team, one dream.

[Lee] Thai-inspired beach picnic
on the second day,

and an island tour excursion
on day two as well.

-All right?
-All right, Cap.

-[Tanner's dad] Hello?
-[Tanner] What's up?

-What are you guys doing?
-I'm so glad you called.

Yeah, 100 percent. Missed you guys.

-[Tanner's mom] I miss you so much.
-We miss you too.

The first charter
couldn't have gone any better.

Oh, that's great.

Yeah, yeah, so we got
hammered at the restaurant.

Oh, that sounds fun.

Were there any hookers there last night?

What?

I worry too much.

Way too much, oh, my God.

I grew up the youngest of four siblings.

We're all super close.

Dad was retired NYPD,
and my mom was a flight attendant.

She's one of my best friends.

[Tanner's mom] Be safe, Tanner.

I mean, I would come
home drunk and being stupid

in high school, and she would be like,

"Oh, Tan, are you having fun?"

I'm the baby of the family.
I can get away with m*rder.

Don't get anybody pregnant.

Jiminy Cricket.

Love you so much, you're so funny.

I love you so much. Bye.

-Bye.
-Bye.

[yawns]

What the... [bleep]

I don't have a walkie. It's nowhere.

I wanna go to a seafood
extravaganza, it's not fair.

[laughs]

[Ashton] What we're gonna do
this morning is two of us

can uncover, two of us
can start on tenders.

Once we leave dock,
we have a three-hour trip

to where we're gonna be anchoring.

Is there anything
else you guys can think of

that we have to do today?

[Abbi speaking]

Yeah, just check with everybody.

I'm so scared I'm gonna get in trouble
because I don't have a walkie.

[Kate] Simone, you ironed a lot yesterday.

-Are you tired of ironing?
-[Simone] No, I'm not, ever.

I will never be tired of ironing.

-Never be tired of ironing.
-Ever, ever.

Bless her.

Kate, provisions are here.

Which one of you guys... [bleep]

Nope!

Like, no, that's not happening.

[laughter]

[Abbi] Kate, is my walkie
in the bathroom, by any chance?

-I don't see it.
-Do you see it?

No. It's not in here.

What in the actual... [bleep]

-[Kevin] Can we do this, Kate?
-Yep.

[Kevin] We need to have this meeting,
because my standards are quite high,

and this service isn't matching
what I'm trying to put out.

[Kate] All right, girls,

Kevin's gonna go through
breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I just need them to kind
of understand my plan of attack,

so we're all on the same page.

[Kevin] The breakfast setup,
that's not gonna come out

until the primary wakes up, you know?

-So this is your side of the galley.
-Mm-hmm.

So there'll be a pad here, and a piece
of paper for breakfast orders.

When I'm saying I'm ready,
I'm ready to go,

-you know what I mean...
-Yeah.

...and I'll be very
communicative about that.

And then the lunch menu
is just gonna go up here.

So you guys can look at that
when you're kinda

getting up or putting
laundry out or whatever.

And so as the plate is in front of me,
I'll plate it up how I see it.

What Kevin's doing is asserting his power.

Last time I checked,
the Chief Stew is the head of service.

You have one job.
Just focus on being a chef.

-I got the rest.
-[Kevin] Thanks so much, guys.

Okay.

We're gonna be so much better
this, you know, it's fine.

-All right, come back to me.
-Yeah?

-[Lee] Ashton, Ashton, Lee.
-Go ahead.

Who currently does not have a radio?

Yeah, we have an additional one missing
that we're all searching for.

And whose radio was that?

What in the actual... [bleep]

Um, it seems to have been Abbi's.

This is annoying.

I'm on my way to the wheelhouse.

[Lee] Bring the rest of the crew with you.

Did... did Captain Lee just say that we...

All deck crew to the wheelhouse.

-I gotta go.
-Copy, on the way.

I will just come apart like a cheap suit

all over somebody
for not having their radio.

That just pisses me off to no end.

This was up here, in the wheelhouse.

I hope this is the last time
I have this conversation about radios.

You should [bleep] sleep with it.

It should be part of you.

So I'm gonna give you an umbilical cord.

I'm really so sorry.

The only thing I can tell you is that

if you don't have your radio
and something catastrophic happens

and you can't get to,
you can't get some assistance,

that's when you'll find out
what "sorry" really is.

And so will the person's life
you're trying to save.

Yeah.

I don't want to disappoint Captain Lee,
because I really respect him.

And yet here I am,

kind of [bleep] up
with his number one rule.

Thank you very much.

I'm hoping we don't have
to have this conversation again,

because trust me when I tell you

it will not be as
pretty as it was right now.

-Yeah.
-Copy that.

-Thank you, Captain.
-Okay. Thanks.

I feel like Hulk.

[Ashton] Relax, don't get stressed out.

It is what it is okay?
Let's just be more careful.

And like Cap says...
Wherever you go, that walkie goes, too.

It's one of those things.
We sort it out and we move on.

All right. Thank you.

Attention all crew, we've got
about ten minutes till show-time,

kids, so wrap it up.

Maybe I should go down and get changed.

Whoever's still changing into
their whites better step it up,

because I'm looking way down
at the end of the dock,

and I see people walking this way.

Peace out. I'm not getting in trouble.

-Okay.
-Let's hustle.

Are we on the Valor?

The only thing that
would make it better is

if it was named "Velvet."

All right, I need some
stews out here on the aft deck,

the guests are getting closer.

Thank you. Come on, Courtney.

What is your problem, Brandy?

-I'm okay.
-Why are you stumbling?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

Don't fall in the ocean, Brandy.

-She's a total wasteoid.
-Yeah.

-This is not the boat, is it?
-This is the boat.

Here, I gotcha, I gotcha.

Hi, I'm so glad to see you guys.

I have on my invisible heels,
just so you know.

-Good to see you
-Good to see you.

-This is awesome.
-Welcome back.

Thank you! It's so good to be back.

It's so exciting.

-Hi, Richard, nice to see you again.
-Hello, good to see you again.

-Hello, nice to meet you.
-Good to see you.

-Hello there, my boy.
-How are you, Helen?

-I don't need that.
-Tanner.

Hi, Tanner, it's a pleasure to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.
-Hi there.

-Kelly, nice to meet you.
-Ashton.

This is my girl squad over here, okay?

Yeah.

Welcome back, Richard and Helen.

-So great to be here.
-Good to see you.

Kate's gonna show you around the boat,

and then as soon as all that's done,

then we're just gonna get
this party on the road.

-Sounds like a good trip.
-We're ready.

Hi, guys, right this way.

And you guys will get luggage.

That girl in the white dress
is, like, really drunk.

-[bleep] hammered.
-Yeah.

-So this is the main salon.
-This is beautiful.

-It's light and airy.
-This is much more chic.

I like the air conditioning.

Today must be the hottest day.

[Kate] So this is the fun deck.
I think you'll like this one.

This is where we'll be.

There's a Jacuzzi up here.

Are you the captain, or...

-I'm the Chief Stew.
-You're the Chief Stew?

-Yeah.
-All right.

At least you don't have
to get them drunk right now.

-Yeah.
-They're already wasted.

I just want to go to our room.

[Kate] So this is your master stateroom.

[Brandy]
Can we live here forever? I love this.

Oh, my God.

I'm getting freaked out.

-All right.
-I'm getting freaked out.

-Are you okay?
-All right.

[Richard] She needs to lay down, I think.

-You wanna show 'em the other rooms, then?
-Yeah, sure.

We're gonna go for the brunch.

-You want a cold towel?
-I wanna go.

Yeah, that Brandy girl is a mess.

Like, who invited her on the party?

[Kate] I'm not sure
what they were being served

wherever they were before this,

but I think that Brandy had a lot of them.

All right, she's gonna need
some assistance getting up here.

Just go, I can do it.
Do you want me to go?

No, we don't need
you falling down the stairs.

Go, go, I can do it.

Hold on tight.

-All right, where is it?
-I'll just lay right here.

You can put your stuff right there.

Would you like a bottle of water
or anything?

-I'll get you some water.
-No.

Just in case.

I've had guests pass out before,

but never within the first hour
of being on the yacht.

You didn't even get the whole boat tour.

[Lee] That hair is gonna
get caught in something,

and that's gonna be very painful.

Your hair almost went in the horseradish.

Suddenly the ship's gonna sink
because my hair is so big.

[Kevin] Right, can we get this food out?

Like, don't worry
about the drinks anymore.

I have to give people coffee
and tea and...

-Jesus, just get it together.
-[Simone] You're so rude.

-You haven't even seen rude.
-You are rude.

I don't care, you are rude.

We're beached. [bleep]

Jesus.

Each second that we're not pushing,
we're losing more water.

[grunts]

[Kevin] I didn't get any fish for them,

their seafood extravaganza.
I've forgotten all about it.

[Lee] So what's the backup plan
if they come back empty-handed?

-You wanna lay down on the blanket?
-Have some water.

You should come back
to the beach for Brandy.

Lay down right there.

[Lee] g*dd*mn it.

She needs medical attention,
and she needs it fast.