I thought it was the virtue and always
being
hey you guys participating in the
all-night study of thought cuz if you're
not you can sponsor us we get a dollar
for every hour we study and all the
money we raise goes to fight pediatric
AIDS this college is so lame I thought
college is supposed to be outrageous and
totally kick-ass food fight
ah I was by cauliflower Sanford now
everyone's gonna think a lie through it
what's wrong with these people college
isn't supposed to be like this
didn't you ever see American Pie you
know where that horny dude travels
through time and accidentally light
circles pants on fire and then dude what
are you doing
dinner's over lady just flipped the sign
we gotta go we don't want a repeat of
what happened last time
Oh No there she goes again up
little deli the only sign you got to be
afeard of is harmful if swallowed man
there's a sign that knows what it's
talking about yeah sit down I'm in the
middle of something important so anyway
Fonzie says all reebok draw a tree okay
fine we'll go but I'm taking some of
these corn muffins for later I thought
you were gonna save those for later oh
yeah
let's go Dell check out this sweet
rubber band I found it's sweet cool
guess what song I'm playing I don't know
no welcome to the jungle listen
you mind I'm working over here hey who's
playing welcome to the jungle
it's me oh that's your slice right there
I'm gonna ask you nicely would you
morons shut the hell up what are you
doing there Joe
it's my midterm psych project the mouse
has to find the food pellet at the end
of this maze he can't find that food
pellet
what a stupid ignorant animal Hey
they're giving away Eskimo pies in the
cafeteria for midterms what
I couldn't find it you guys playing
strip poker
no cool I couldn't find the hey sweet
rubber band want to hear welcome to the
jungle my axe you mind showing a little
consideration
this is midterms week I can't believe
it's midterms week already seems like
the semester is only half over
what's that what's going on uh your RA I
just wanted to let you know that there's
no reason to be alarmed if there is a
reason to be alarmed
you'll hear this tone oh my god it's
Armageddon what's all that screaming my
mouse is freaking out it's the big guy
yell a blurter tradition where the
students blow off steam during midterms
by yelling out their windows awesome and
this is legal technically it's not
illegal but the administration does
frown upon it
ah come on del it's awesome don't be a
wuss you just say ah put in a really
loud voice well I don't know the
administration doesn't like it besides
not in the dorm I'm supposed to use my
inside voice hey I'm supposed to use
that special shampoo panned little worms
in my hair but you don't see me caving
in to pressure do you not that damn
midnight yell again la la la la I can't
hear that there's no yelling I'm in
charge here have you been sitting there
all day yep I got to be ready for the
midnight yell you never know when that
thing's gonna start what's in that jar
the same thing that's in all these a
delicious Sun tea that I brewed up while
I've been waiting here want some maybe
just a little well not that one
wait or is it that one oh crap are you
sure this yelling thing is a good idea
dude you heard what Todd said it's an
American tradition or something like
burritos and rickshaws
you
what was that yeah no nothing you hear
that no I could have sworn I heard
something
huh ah what the hell are you doing
it's the midnight yell dude it's only
6:30 you don't even get the concept of
midnight yell do you it's midnight yell
midnight yell oh can I yell now no now
you're gonna yell aren't you yeah um
well I guess there's nothing I can do
about it then except enjoy one of these
delicious Pizza flavored socks but first
I think I'll close my eyes for several
seconds then I'll be ready for that
special burst of Pizza sock flavor okay
here I go
whoa
danger is sexy
I have my legs oh my god it's okay I can
never feel my legs
yes the midnight yeah this has got to
stop
it's over shut the hell up although I
don't agree with that rude hooligans
choice of words
well I must agree with this sentiment
and of course I admire the fact that he
doesn't back down no I gotta go hey who
was that dude don't believe his lies
Dean you've got to do something I am so
sick of that sentence The Midnight yell
has my mouse all rattled my entire
midterm grade depends upon training him
to run through the maze good god man I
did that experiment in third grade
what's next tracing your hand to make a
turkey that was the essay part of the
school's application damn it I'm the
Dean of the worst college ever no wonder
I can't maintain an erection well why
can't you do something about it
I will attention for all students on
this campus who have used their school
newspaper as a megaphone or a hat the
midnight yell has been canceled
at last he's in quiet to preserve the
silence this message will repeat until
dawn
why because I'll shut up and go to bed
what's wrong with your mouth he's still
too freaked out about that stupid
midnight yell don't you dare call the
midnight yell stupid I love that thing
it was like a son to me
Sanford maybe it's time to let it go I
mean even the woman on the Titanic had
let Leonardo da Vinci sink into that
Lake I had the weirdest dream last night
there was a truck driving around saying
that the midnight yeah was bad that
wasn't a dream you yokel and then the
truck turned into a tiger on
rollerskates it started break dancing
that's ridiculous
Oh real nice Joe the tiger had cancer
there you see Linda barter is one step
closer to being just like Yale now all
we need is a secret society with
h*m* hazing rituals
I mean besides ROTC I can't believe I'm
not allowed to yell what about my rights
you ever hear of the right to remain
silent oh crap you win this time boys
from truck see I knew the midnight yell
would lead to trouble dude you don't
have to whisper
yeah I'm right you don't back in my day
the man was always trying to push us
around but we held a sit-in and thanks
to us
barter college no longer teaches the
theory of evolution you're an American
Hero it's not about being a hero it's
about being able to look at yourself in
the mirror with dignity well gotta go
someone took a dump in the dryer that
guy was awesome too bad we'll never do
something cool like that hi-yah goodbye
jars of Sun tea my only regret is that I
never got to drink you with my delicious
Sun chicken oh well
I'll bet when the Dean of Tulane ban
something it stays there
ah come on down join in y'all something
I am yelling just on the inside but oh
now now I wasn't do something there's a
ban in effect well I don't really have
jurisdiction here this is your floor
where do you have jurisdiction come on
grow a spine take charge
loud daddy scares toddy Wow daddy scares
toddy hey check out our load Sanford's
young outstanding
oh listen to that cop who's way lighter
than Sanford who's Santa oh thanks for
calling the regular Pig
this one's for colony the death Pig hey
that was my lekar now I need a new loo
in Sheol so I suppose you are ASD debt
free room and board just falls out of
the sky
huh it was a rhetorical question a
rhetorical question is one that doesn't
need to be answered I'm sorry I don't
have a question I have to raise my arms
periodically or my heart will stop
listen here you are a-holes I want you
to put a stop to this midnight yell once
and for all or it's goodbye
free housing that's better
what did I miss see I'm a Yeller that's
what I do it's like an art form for me
and he's just a dilettante oh wait what
the hell did I just say I mean dildo as
standing yeah awesome I was gonna yell
but the opportunity never presented
itself who are you
you guys gotta check out ed he's louder
than Sinbad's parachute pants
who'da take that Sinbad oh yeah
you think he's loud
check this out hey everybody listen to
Sanford and that is one live Tristan
del dance apply lot are you gonna let
room 306 be louder than us
I don't know did you learn nothing from
dirty dancing nobody puts Baby in the
corner
you
thank you I'm sorry but I'm afraid I'm
gonna have to write you up
who's the Oriole now you are that was a
rhetorical question
oh man my life is over
don't worry Dell I got you into this so
you'll get me out
out of where but how are you talking
about out of getting written up relax
dude I'm your friend I'm right there
with you Oh someone's doing supper dude
I can't miss that you understand don't
you yeah I guess so
good cuz I don't later I had the tiger
Todd I had a tiger Dell Swanson here
what's that smell oh I know it's the
smell of a bad apple huh
you know there are other guys who are
doing it too I'll wear a wire are all
named names no deals
it was Sanford and Ed Bickle they were
having a contest they're the ones you
want to late bucko prepare to be written
up what's gonna happen to me
I fill out this form and describe your
infraction in detail that's right in
detail then it goes in this discipline
file until you graduate that's your sock
drawer it's a discipline file and if you
screw up again you'll end up like this
guy he's got eight of them oh god I'm
gonna need another sock drawer
I mean discipline file you've got me all
flustered so that's it I end up with a
slip of paper and a sock drawer haven't
you been listening to me why is your
major malfunction look I'm going back to
my room oh and I'm taking the vacuum
without signing it out
fine that's it you know what I'm gonna
do you don't know I'm gonna do I'm gonna
sign it out for you there would people
see this awful penmanship you'll be the
laughingstock of this dorm ha ha ha ha
I'm so pathetic when I graduate I'm
gonna work the grill at a fast-food
restaurant but you could do that now but
a degree will give me the respect I
deserve
they'll hate this one you usually
hightail it out of here are used to but
tonight I'm thinking about going back
for seconds tell you seem so different I
don't even recognize you anymore did you
get a haircut
oh my you're gonna get it now Bluto
please eat his spinach
ok giggity giggity giggity can you
jackasses get out of here my mouse is
losing focus well if you don't like it
why don't you tell Todd to write us up
yeah
Dell got written up for the Midnight
yell and nothing happened I might even
yell again tonight I don't think that
fellers ever gonna pay for his
hamburgers ok
there's gonna be another midnight yell
tonight while I've had enough of this
midnight yell bullcrap I'm going to
handle this the same way I handle that
hellish weekend when all those parents
descended on the campus
what do we got a band of hooligans who
refuse to follow the law of the land
well did you try writing them up yes we
did
let's go man oh oh come on this is what
we spent the third weekend of every
other month training for you're gonna
yell aren't you yes because I can do
anything I want nothing's gonna happen
to me you just don't get it do you
no yelling what a sponsor us for the
study of thon we're raising money so the
del will be able to one day walk again
this school is so lame nothing cool ever
happens here
food bye um can one of you guys will me
out of here before we get in trouble
not till you finishes your spinach okay
Kiki
next week three South is going to be
hilarious maybe I can give it
mouth-to-mouth
you got crap all over your lips that
wasn't its mouth that's its butt oh my
god and I think I kind of liked it what
does that mean you just heard the
three-self theme song you just heard was
created by the flavors
you
01x08 - Midnight Del
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Show revolves around two lifelong dim-witted friends, named Sanford and Del and their misadventures at the fictional Barder College.
Show revolves around two lifelong dim-witted friends, named Sanford and Del and their misadventures at the fictional Barder College.