06x02 - Operation S.A.F.E.T.Y.

[bunniefuu]

But, da-a-a-d!

Why do I have to come to england

With you on a business trip?

Well, why not, nigel, old

Bean?

Don't you want to visit where

You grew up with your old dad?

We moved away when I was like



- I don't remember anything about - the place.

I don't have any friends there.

I can't even speak the language.

[ Laughs ]

It's the same language as in

America but with an "eh, what?"

Or "I say" thrown in.

[ Laughs ]

Well, I'd still rather be

Home with my friends.

Going to england, eh?

Yes.

Guess what.

What?

I'm going to england, too.

What a coincidence.

And you know what else?

I used to live in england before

I moved to the united states.

Really?

So did i.

The name's trevor.

I just moved a couple of weeks

Ago, but I have to rush back to

Take care of a little

Business... A bit of a mission,

If you will.

A mission?!

Righto.

I've got to return this book to

Where it belongs.

But a lot of filthy chaps would

Love to get their hands upon it.

- ]] What's so important about - it?

I say, lads, we've begun our

Landing, so kindly fasten your

Seatbelts.

Ta!

Later.

So, as I was saying, this book

Is perhaps the most important...

[ Gasps ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

What?

Here.

Meet me in the great library

Before midnight.

But I don't...

Just be there.

And bring the book!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

But I don't know where...

Ahem!

Good evening, sir.

Might I trouble you to hand over

That book you're holding?

Um, what book?

That book that you are hiding

Behind your back.

Uh, who are you?

Unh!

Oh, hello.

Are you from the hotel.

I'm afraid not, sir.

- I was just having a word with - your...

Brilliant.

- The rest of our luggage will be - out shortly.

Ugh!

No, no, no, you see, i...

[ Gasps ]

Pardon me, sir.

Well, will you look at that.

Two minutes in england, and

Nigel's already made a friend.

[ Panting ]

I sure wish I had some of my



- [ Beeping ] - ]] ugh!

Anything else in your pockets,

Sir?

Looks like I'll have to do

Things the hard way until I can

Hook up with the english kids

Next door.

Ha! Unh! Ah! Whoa! Unh!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Hyup!

Whaa! Wha! Whoa!

Huh?

Unh! Ah!

Unh!

Aah!

Aaah!

Ha!

Nigel uno, 1, jolly old england,

Ze... Ro?

Ooh! Ah! Oh!

Ohh.

Hello.

Fancy a toffee pellet?

They're from nesbitt's...

Tip-tops, you know.

Uh, no thanks.

I'm kind of in a rush.

Unh-unh, the book first,

Mate.

You want to get your hand off

Me?

You want to make me?

I don't make trash.

I just burn it.

And I don't eat me chips in a

Lorry when the vicar's pushing a

Pram cross the square!

And I don't... What the

Heck's as lorry?

Enough chitchat!

Hand over the book before I

Thump you!

Go ahead and try it.

Aah!

Now, that wasn't quite cricket

Of you.

So, maybe I'll teach you a bit

About cricket!

Aah! Oh.

You seem like an all-right

Sort, boyo, so why don't you

Hand over the book before you

Get hurt!

I've got a better idea.

[ Crying ] oh, no!

Ah!

Come back here, you!

Pardon me! So sorry!

I'm sorry! Pardon me!

On your left! Aha!

[ Panting ]

Ahh.

Oh, thank goodness, officer.

- There's some crazy girl chasing - me.

Right.

Give me that book then.

Enough mucking about!

- ]] [ Growls ] - ]] good evening, passengers.

- We are now boarding flight - eleventeen-hundred to rootin',

Tootin' dallas, texas.

Yeehaw!

[ Cheering ]

Ha!

[ Panting ]

Great.

Now how do I find... Huh?

Aah!

[ Tires squeal ]

Wow, thanks for the rescue.

Those guys almost had me.

Tight spot, what?

- Saw those blighters chasing - you... Run, run, run, down the

- Apples and pears and through the - baggage and freight.

So, we thought we'd help, eh?

Uh, excuse me?

I don't understand.

"Don't understand," says the

Governor, knowingly, knowingly.

Very good.

- In town for a spot of trouble, - eh?

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Say no more, eh?

- ]] No, I'm here with my father - and...

Father?

Say no more.

But looks like the kids next

Door found you, eh?

- ]] You're the english kids next - door?

[ Laughter ]

"Kids next door," said the

- Bobby to the blind bat on a - sunday.

Ha ha!

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, eh?

- So, what say we pop 'round the - jack and I stand you a couple of

Rhodas and we rabbit on a bit,

Eh?

[ Laughs ]

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

[ Laughter ]

Uh, listen, guys, I'd love to

Stay and have another 15 sodas

With you, but, "a," I have no

Idea what any of you are saying,

And, "b," I kind of have to be

Somewhere soon.

Meeting someone?

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

Meeting someone?

Someone you meeting?

Eh? Meet? Meeting someone?

Well, I'm supposed to bring

This book so some place called

The great library.

[ All gasping ]

Richard and mary?

Say no more.

"Take you there we will," said

The bishop to the barrister over

A plate of bubbling squid.

- So, let's take a butcher to this - fish, eh?

[ expl*si*n ]

[ Coughing ]

The book... Now.

Kids next door!

[ Shouting ]

Battle stations!

What are you doing?

I can help you fight them.

- We've got to go back and show - those guys.

Right.

- Just follow the butcher's funnel - and you'll reach the richard and

Mary.

Wait.

I get it now.

"Richard and mary" rhymes with

"Library."

That is so coo... Aaah!

Nigel, wake up, old boy.

So glad you found the secret way

Into the great library.

I knew you were a clever one.

Did you bring the book?

Yeah, and you were right.

Lots of people do want to get

Their hands on it.

Never mind that.

Just follow me.

Come on.

But this is a dead end.

Or so it appears.

Come on then.

Whoa!

So, this is the great library.

It's amazing.

- ]] Yes, yes, just unwrap the - book, and let's get on with it.

We're running out of time.

Oh!

- ]] All right, I've been dying to - find out what...

It really is a fascinating

Book, you know.

I don't know how trevor got

Ahold of it or why he gave it to

You, but I'm afraid that this

Game is now over.

W-why do you want this book

So badly?

Imagine a book filled with

The stories of thousands of

Kids... Their adventures, their

Tactics, their secrets.

That kind of information could

Bring an organization like the

Kids next door to its knees.

The kids next door?

Then this is the legendary book

Of knd?

The same one discovered by

Numbuh 0 himself and inscribed

With the story of every kids

Next door operative before they

Were decommissioned.

Hey!

And now... It's ours.

Ya!

Unh!

You didn't think the kids

Next door would let you get

- Away with stealing our book, did - you?

you' a kids next door

Operative?

Only the numbuh 1... With a

Little help from my friends in

Sector "e" here.

we' sector "e," you stupid

Git!

But if you're sector "e,"

Then who are...

Aah!

Those are the rowdy hooligans

From across the square.

And you just gave them the book

Of knd.

Right then.

Let's take a butcher to this

Here fish, eh?

[ Chuckles ]

Well, say no more.

Father will be most pleased when

We tell him we found the...

"Rainbow monkey's tea and

Crumpets picnic"?

Give me that!

I've got less than a minute to

Return this book, or it'll be...

Overdue!

[ Panting ]

No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

[ Crying ]



Uh...

- ]] About 50 cents american, - mate.

Right then.

Looks like global command's info

About the book of knd being

- Stolen was a bit dodgy, eh, - what?

Dodgy?

Try completely wrong!

You've been chasing me all night

Over a stupid rainbow monkey

Book?

- ]] Actually, I hear it's a jolly - good read, what?

I've been asking trevor to

Borrow it for quite some time.

But he insists I take it out of

The library after he's done with

It.

You're never careful with

Your books... Always eating

Kippers while you're reading and

Mucking them all up!

Right then.

- What say we pop 'round the jack - for a couple of rhodas and

Rabbit on a bit.

Say no more.

Orange bubbly-doubly in the

Roundhouse, eh?

- Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, honk, - honk.

What are you doing?

They're our enemies!

Aren't you going to fight?

Fight?

Over a rainbow monkey book?

What do you think we are,

Americans?

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

[ Laughter ]

That's a good one, son.

And I have no idea what I

Just said.

As you all know, tomorrow

Night will be the largest

Gathering of supervillains ever.

Therefore, this will be...

I've got you now.

Oh, you wish.

Yeah?

Oh, oh, what are you gonna do?

Come on.

Yes!

Uh-huh.

And what's your favorite part of

The cake?

Ooh, that sounds yummy!

[ Hip-hop music plays ]

What the...

Come on.

Aah!

Pink is the best color,

Silly!

Hey, I'm paying $1.95 a minute

To speak to a real rainbow

Monkey here!

Don't any of you get it?

This mission is our chance to

Redeem ourselves after last

Week's disastrous mission.

Sector "t" is still trying to

Get that rubber cement out of

Their hair.

Now, if you don't mind, I'd like

To get on with the mission

Specs.

Our rendezvous point will be

Just outside this dormant

Volcano where the villains are

Gathering.

We'll meet at 20:00 hours.

Not 23:00 hours, not 35:00

Hours, but 20:00 hours.

Study your parts and don't be

Late!

This operation requires exact

Timing, so everyone synchronize

Your watches now!

Well, it's 20:00 hours.

So, where's mr. "You better not

Be late or else"?

Maybe his watch broke.

Unpossible.

Numbuh 1 always wears two backup

Watches.

Don't worry.

He'll show.

[ Ticking ]

Stop playing with your watch

Numbuh 4.

- It won't make numbuh 1 get here - any sooner.

- ]] Well, we can't wait any - longer.

- Otherwise we'll miss our - opportunity.

The villains don't get together

In one spot very often.

Yeah, numbuh 1 will catch up

When he gets here.

If he ever does get here.

[ Tires screech ]

Man, this place is packed.

And there's our spot... Right

Next to the common cold's snot

Bomber.

How's it look down there?

Great, numbuh 5.

Come on down and check out the

Show.

So, what are all these cruddy

Villains getting together for

Anyways?

Pipe down.

It's starting.

[ Upbeat music plays ]

♪ Villains, we're the

- Villains ♪ - ♪ the villainous villains of

Adult villainery ♪

♪ It's the night of nights for

All the evil hordes ♪

♪ It's the villains' choice

Awards ♪

♪ There's father, he's a mean

- One ♪ - ]] oh, stop.

♪ Hates the knd and just like

Me will chase them for fun ♪

Oh, watch them run.

♪ And mr. Boss, what a cad

♪ He's worse than worse, and in

- This verse, I'll tell you he's - just bad ♪

♪ We've got spankulot

♪ Gramma stuffum's hot

♪ Of course, chester's here

♪ And fizz bought the root

- Beer ♪ - ♪ the cat lady, too

♪ Common cold

Ah-choo!

- ]] ♪ And robin food, hey, that's - me ♪

- ]] Don't forget little juan, - baby.

♪ Villains, we're the

Villains ♪

♪ The villainous villains of

Adult villainery ♪

♪ It's the night of nights for

All the evil hordes ♪

♪ It's the villains'

♪ Yeah, the villains' choice

Awards ♪

Yeah!

Ugh!

I always hate those cheesy

Opening numbers.

Well, it looks like

Numbuh 1's not gonna show.

We either do this now or we

Abort.

Let's do it now!

Yeah, let's do it!

Okay, but we're gonna have to

Split up numbuh 1's duties.

Right, and here's how we're

Gonna do it.

We all know that knightbrace

Hits the bathroom to brush his

Teeth after every award.

But after we get done with him,

Plaque will be the least of his

Worries.

Yes?

Oh!

Numbuh 4 will take

Knightbrace's place and head

Back to the auditorium to catch

The best foreign villain award

And the start of dinner.

I recommend the lasagna.

And the winner is...

Count spankulot!

I won! I won!

Hooray for me!

What a primavera.

Your dinner, sir.

Thanks, waiter.

As count spankulot mounts the

Stage to receive his statue,

Numbuh 4 will exchange meals

With him.

You have been very bad

Villains to vote for me.

[ Laughs ]

I kid very much.

But what the count doesn't

Know is that his new dinner

Plate is filled with superstrong

Chunks of garlic.

Now, since the count is allergic

To garlic, he'll start to choke.

That's when dr. Numbuh 3 arrives

On the scene.

[ Choking ]

Using the heimlich maneuver

And expert aim, the garlic will

Fly across the room and hit a

Cymbal in the orchestra pit,

Which will cue the conductor,

Who will, in turn, interrupt

Mr. Boss' emotional acceptance

Speech.

My third... Hey, how dare

They?

Mr. Boss will storm offstage

To seek out the stage manager...

Once again, numbuh 5.

- ]] What's the big idea, cutting - off my speech?!

But mr. Boss will be giving

Her more than just a piece of

His mind.

- You see, his accounting firm is - responsible for tallying up the

Votes and keeping the winners'

Envelopes under lock and key.

Meanwhile, knightbrace will hit

The can again, but this time,

He'll make a little detour

Backstage, where he'll meet up

With our good friend the stage

Manager to make a little key

Exchange before numbuh 3 hands

Him the detonator wire.

Using the key, numbuh 4 will

Enter the envelope room and look

For the one marked "villain of

The year" and attach the

Detonator wire to it.

- Meanwhile, numbuh 3 will be - waiting in the

C.h.u.b.b.s.u.i.t.

Kids next door

C.h.u.b.b.s.u.i.t.... Cable

Hidden under body blubber

Super-undetectably ignites trap.

Back in her waiter outfit,

Numbuh 5 will take out the

Desert cart, hiding the

Detonation cable, and then make

Her way out to the main floor,

Where she'll...

Hey, you!

Stop right there.

- Thought you could sneak by me, - huh?

Well, I want your stupid

Catering vehicle out of my

Parking spot pronto!

Oh, is that key-lime pie?

Now all numbuh 5 has to do is

Run the wire to our expl*sive

Device, but to do that, she'll

Have to cross a room filled with

The most evil and hungry

Villains known to kidkind.

By now, they should be giving

Out the best teen villain award,

And from what I hear,

Teen tornado is a lock to win it

This year.

Numbuh 5 will exit through the

Back door and regroup with

Numbuh 4 and numbuh 3.

And then, just as wink and fibb

Introduce a musical tribute to

Evil plans around the world, you

Should all be back here for the

Final stage of the operation...

Hooking up the detonation wire

To the eleventy tons of snot

Bombs inside common cold's snot

Bomber.

So, when the plane explodes,

It'll send 300 kajillion tons of

Mucus up through the volcano

And all over the villains.

Are you kidding?

This plan will never work.

I can't believe that plan

Worked.

And no thanks to numbuh 1.

Yeah.

Maybe he's our weak link.

Okay, okay, pipe down, guys.

I want to see who wins the best

Toilet-based villain award.

And the vca goes to...

Potty mouth!

- ]] You're poopin' right, it - does.

I won!

I won!

Oh, this is rigged.

That's my award.

Ah, go flush yourself down a

Pee-pee hole, you

Toilet-paper-covered doody head.

This is a family show,

Potty mouth.

And now I have a special

Announcement to make.

For this year's villain of the

Year, we have a special prize.

The number-one villain will

Receive...

Numbuh 1.

[ Muffled talking ]

Yes, won't he look fabulous in

Your secret lair?

What?

[ Coughing ]

We can't let them open that

Envelope with numbuh 1 in there.

Don't worry.

I've got a plan.

Come on.

Well, what's the plan,

Numbuh 4.

Okay, here it is.

We run onstage, grab numbuh 1,

And run.

That's the dumbest plan

Numbuh 5 has ever heard.

Every villain in the world will

See us.

Well, then how are we gonna

Get onstage without anyone

Noticing?

- ]] Hey, k.b., There you are, - babe.

Come on, you're up.

Oh, break a tooth, baby.

Knightbrace, come on, come

On.

Let's go.

Just read the teleprompter.

[ Muffled talking ]

Just read the nominees and

Then rip, rip, rip... Open that

Envelope.

Ooh, I could just explode with

Excitement.

Uh, the nominees for

V-villain o-of the year

Are... Oh... Father....

Yes!

Mr. Boss...

Thank you, thank you.

Gramma stuffum...

Ohh!

And stickybeard.

We got to do something or

We're all gonna be goners!

Shh!

I want to see who wins.

And... The winner... Is...

Grab him!

[ All shouting ]

Wait! Stop!

Kids next door... They stole

My award!

yo award?

i was gonna win that award.

Ye've got carmel on the brain

If ye thinks anyone would vote

For you.

[ Arguing indistinctly ]

Whoo!

I thought I'd almost missed my

Cue.

And the winner is...

Man, that was too close.

What took you so long?!

That was the most harebrained

Rescue plan I've seen in my

Entire life!

Now get this gold paint off me

Now before i...

[ Muffled talking ]

How did we get stuck with the

Nigey?

We weren't even nominated.

Oh, here come the villains!

Common cold looks simply runny

Today.

Oh, there's the toilenator,

Wearing a flu-mucus tuxedo.

Oh, father, over here!

Are there any hard feelings

Between you and stickybeard?

Let me tell you... Next time

I see stickybeard, he better run

To his candy closet, 'cause I'm

Not sugarcoating the hurting

He's gonna get.

[ Gasps ]

Here comes stickybeard now.

Oh, boy!

Stickybeard heard every word

You said, you charbrained galley

Rat.

Hey, let go of that!