01x19 - A Prime Problem

[bunniefuu]

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striving to save the world from the evil

decepticons the heroic autobots are led

by optimus prime he's more than meets

the eye he's a robot in disguise

going ballistic to destroy the autobots

and conquer mankind the evil decepticons

are more than meets the eye

heroic autobots versus evil decepticons

with the beta planet earth hanging in

the balance

transformers generation two

and now through the magic of the

cybernet space cube the computer

enhanced stories of the transformers

transformers generation two

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success megacon

yes soundwave that must be the source of

the rare energy detected by our earth

scanners and let's get to its core and

drink its power dry

i give the orders here starscream the

energy could be dangerously unstable

sound wave send an auto scout into the

crevice

autoscope activated

it is programmed to analyze and report

will sound wave energy emanates from

crystalline structures

describe more fully crystalline

structures like quartz like and packed

with layers of

rods

colonium crystals

the most rare and dangerous form of raw

energy in this solar system do not

permit the auto scout to make contact

those crystals are deadly

i've never heard of colonial crystals

it's just such ignorance which forever

relegates you to the ranks of underlying

starscream i warn you stay well back

colonian crystals destroy electronic

circuitry on the slightest contact then

let's trick optimus prime into leading

his autobots into this crevice optimus

prime would never do anything so foolish

at least not the real optimus prime the

real optimus prime what do you mean you

shall see

the autobots will soon detect the

crystal energy and come to investigate

and i shall be waiting for them

in my temporary base of operations

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those weird lights are coming from that

crevice optimus prime it doesn't make

any sense wow

those lights are harder than a

cybertronic laser flare

man if i could put on a light show that

do i dazzle multitudes of music lovers

hot cool or whatever while you motorize

mumblers talk i'm gonna check out those

lights

take some readings first cliff jumper

the source of those lights could be

dangerous all the danger you can handle

is already here fluffy must prime

store scream it's a trap brilliant

deduction

decepticons fired

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i'm sorry there are only three of you

clobbering less than four decepticons at

a time is boring you won't be bored for

long optimus prime

sound wave eject laser beak target

optimus prime

laser beak

you tin foil turkey

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hold your fire

i want holographic views of optimus

prime from every angle but do not harm

him

the autobots themselves will punish him

for us

when the time is right

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excellent the fallen gladiator is very

photogenic

transmit holograms

perfect

now to begin the cloning process

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it is optimus prime

nonsense this is a clone of our enemy a

perfect replica down to the last

transistor

but there is one important difference

i control this optimus prime

i am optimus prime i am optimus prime

leader of the autobots leader of the

autobots and at megatron's

you okay

i will be must have charred my

equilibrium chips in the fall

but they're stabilized

now let's finish these decepticons

hey perfect timing the creeps are

retreating autobots transform

return to headquarters

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i must have blacked out

where is everybody

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bumblebee come over here

the computer's not responding to my

input

bumblebee i'm speaking to you

you talking to me of course

but

i'm not bumblebee i'm iron hired pram

i meant ironhide naturally

tell me when was teletran one checked

out it isn't working properly you did

that yourself this morning optimus and

you're punching the wrong controls

something's very wrong with optimus

prime you're telling me

prime what's wrong with you you're

acting like you don't know any of us

like you don't even know your way around

what

it was the fall

i

i told you it rattled my circuitry

the outer perimeter alarm but all

autobots are already inside let's punch

up the entry scanner so we can see who

what the it's optimus prime

amazing

he looks exactly like me

let him in but he's obviously a

decepticon imposter

as soon as he's within range sh**t him

down

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now autobots destroy the imposter

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hey don't trust the placement

no

hold your fire

no sh**ting until we're sure who's for

real and who isn't

well

it looks like you all made it back

safely

i'm relieved

and where have you been all this time

prime

laser beak att*cked and i fell into a

ravine and what's going on

is this some kind of game i'm afraid

it's no game he says he's optimus prime

which would mean that i'm an imposter

you can't talk your way out of this one

every autobot knows i am the genuine

optimus prime

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teletran you're the only one who can

tell us

which optimus prime is optimus prime

detailed comparison forthcoming

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both subjects identical

therefore both are optimus prime but

there can only be one real prime we've

got to set up some tests of our own

i'm welcome

this will be a test of laser r*fle stop

sh**ting

hit that stone slab at the top of the

cliff

then make it ricochet to that exact spot

marked x

then ricochet back up again to that same

stone piece of chrome alloy cake

take your positions and fire when ready

you may go first

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perfect now it's yours

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well

it seems this contest is already over

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they just don't make rocky overhangs

like they used to

okay we'll settle this with a race

ready transform

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gee

even their transforms are the same now

first one to the other side of the flats

and back is the winner

on your marks

go

what happened to ready and get set but

i got so excited i i guess i forgot

they're raising so much dust i can't see

who's winning stand aside here they come

what took you so long

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i guess we struck out on the tests

hey guys teletran one reports more

activity at the energy crevice the

lights are glowing more and more

intensely i'll say they're reaching

critical temperature we gotta stop that

reaction before the whole area explodes

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these energy amplifiers are giving

teletran one exactly the wrong readings

which are just the right readings to

lure the autobots back to the crevice

and they do

autobots hold it

until we get your identities unscrambled

i'll give the orders

autobots transform

out for the energy crevice

autobots transform

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be on guard we could be heading into

another decepticon trap we'll spring any

traps that need to be sprung

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did someone mention traps

i don't mind hitting the dirt

but i don't enjoy eating it

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the autobots are gloriously confused we

shall crush them once and for all not

yet

they must be willing to follow my prime

clone into that crevice

he must win their complete trust and to

do that

he must destroy one of us

yes yes destroying a decepticon will

convince the autobots your replica is

the real optimus prime exactly and do

you have any idea which decepticon will

be brave enough to make that sacrifice

it should be a trusted officer to make

it look really good precisely

which is why i've decided on

you

i

starscream the pride of the cybertron

w*r academy never do you hear babies

ever

sound wave

eject laser beak

bring starscream back without delay

wind charger look laser beacon

starscream they came out of the

mountainside it looks like laser beaks

chasing starscream

then let's find out why we'll check out

that mountainside they seem to come

right out of it

you're not taking me back i refuse to

sacrifice myself

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there's gotta be a way in because this

is where they came out

quick spike duck

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your cowardice prevented you from

hearing me out starscream

i am planning to have my clone of

optimus prime destroy your clone not you

after that show of leadership the

autobots will follow the false blind

into the energy critics and certain doom

no

it doesn't even tickle my transistors

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very handsome if i say so myself will it

be as brave as i in battle brave well

let's say as obedient because you will

be controlling all of its actions

now the time has come for a starstream

to sacrifice yourself in battle as you

command megatron

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it's laser beak run wind charger

wow

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don't flip out transport

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ah

you are more fortunate than your autobot

friend puny human

he no longer exists

sound wave let the boy come closer i

want him to watch his friends being led

to their doom in the premise of light

not a chance mega rat the autobots won't

be played for suckers you and your

deceptive g*ons will lose

not this time and once we have dispensed

with optimus prime of the autobots we

will dispose of you

now watch

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quite an interesting little drama isn't

it

jazz

hit the deck i want a clean sh*t at

starscream

marvelous i have written a brilliant

scenario of autobot destruction not

quite as rigid as it would be if i were

there myself to wipe out off the

describe but that is not under my spine

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did you have a blowout in your brain box

starscream i've got an autobot right i

said hold your fire i challenge the

leader of the autobots the great optimus

prime to a one-on-one battle to the

finish

how are you gonna know which one to take

on nah this is the one that i will

destroy

all right so what happens when one of

you wins

the loser and his troops must leave the

area immediately

and forever agreed let's get on with it

then let the contest begin

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there will be nothing left of him but

molecular dr*gs victory is mine

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listen autobots this prime just

destroyed the decepticons number two

varmint he can't be working for megatron

which means he must be the real optimus

prime

what are your orders prime

follow me autobots

into the crevice

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we've got to investigate the source of

those energy emissions ironhide

wheeljack trailblazer autobots all of

you do not follow him hey man the real

optimus prime wasn't checking out on a

little recon operation right we follow

him

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wind charger

you are in the crevice then this is

optimus prime and he is telling us the

truth the crevice is safe

no way the only reason i survived is

because i transformed before i landed on

a heap of carlonium crystals those

crystals destroy all electronic parts on

contact but when you transformed your

rubber tires insulated you exactly

you're being led into a trap set by

megatron who's also got spike pure

drivel

megatron has obviously reprogrammed

windcharger's logic circuits to mislead

you all

there is nothing that will harm us in

the crevice

now follow me and we'll give megatron a

taste of his own medicine but what about

spike he's unimportant follow me

forget the crystals autobots now we know

which prime is prime

the real one would save spike

yeah

even we never get those weird crystals

so you're the phony that's what i've

been trying to tell you he's an evil

clone an empty shell autobots destroy

the imposter

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no do not

my magnificent creation vaporized

with prime's replica destroyed we must

escape now

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faster before they run for it

you won't catch me prime but here's

something to catch if you can

he's dropped split

from one ship

to another

no big deal

i'm sorry i couldn't hang on to megatron

guys oh don't worry speck

we'll nail em next time

is it really you optimus prime

i mean really

yes spike

this time i am definitely me you're i

myself know whoever i am put her there

partner

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don't hit the road transformers

generation 2 will be back after these

messages

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[Applause]

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friends

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