02x61 - Hop Dog

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay ♪

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

- Six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

Ready or not, here we come!

Oh, I love playing hide-and-go-seek.

Okay, Zippy, let's go find Sonny, Grumbles, and Cowboy.

- [barks]

- Yeah, whoo!

Hmm, hmm, nope, not under there.

Not under there.

[laughs] Hah--huh, not under there.

Keep looking, Zippy, they're around here somewhere.

Oh, boy, Sonny, Grumbles, and Cowboy are really good hiders.

- [barks] - Ooh, I thought I heard Cowboy.

- [barks] - [gasps]

- [barks]

- Okay, guys, we give up.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

- [barks] - Ooh!

- [barks] - [laughing]

- [barks] - There you are!

Ooh, awesome, that was fun, huh, Zippy?

- [barks]

- [giggles]

♪ ♪

[alarm blaring]

♪ ♪

- Super paw! - Super paw!

♪ ♪

Hi, I'm Calvin.

Welcome to Mutt & Stuff.

Today's gonna be such an awesome day.

Our friend, Annie the animal rescuer,

is coming to Mutt & Stuff to visit.

She's gonna talk to the dogs about how to be

an animal rescuer, just like her.

♪ ♪

Well, where did this balloon come from?

Um, mm-mm-mm.

Ooh, maybe it's a special delivery

balloon note from Annie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

♪ ♪

- Ooh. [giggles]

- Or it's a joke from everyone's favorite joking mouse.

- [giggles] - Noodles.

- Whoo-hoo!

Here I come!

Hello, Calvin!

Hello, Stuff!

Hello, little doggies!

Today is gonna be the greatest day of all days

in the history of Mutt & Stuff. [chuckles]

I'm so happy, I could dance.

I think I will.

[upbeat music]

I'm dancing--so happy.

I'm dancing--here we go now.

- You're right, Noodles.

Today is a great day because Annie the animal rescuer

is coming to visit.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Annie the animal rescuer?

No, no, no, no, no, today is gonna be awesome

because it's Jolly Joke Day!

- Jolly Joke Day?

What's that? - Well, that's a holiday

where you play jokes on your friends all day long.

[laughs]

- A full day of Noodles playing jokes?

I have a feeling that today's gonna be very interesting.

- Oh, yeah.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- Hey, Sid, it's Jolly Joke Day today.

- It is? Oh, I love jokes, Marty!

- You do? Well, then, here's a classic.

- Okay. - Knock, knock.

- Come on in. - No, Sid, you say,

"Who's there?" - When?

- Well, after I say, "knock, knock."

- Who's there? - No, not now--

when we start over. - Okay.

- Knock, knock. - Door's open!

Come on in. - Oh, brother.

- Oh, brother who?

- Okay, guys, we have a couple minutes before Annie gets here,

so let's start off with an activity.

Okay, Zippy, go spin the activity wheel

so we can know what we're doing first.

♪ ♪

[clicking]

♪ ♪

[mooing]

Cows?

Where did these come from?

- Happy Jolly Joke Day!

- That's a good one, Noodles. [chuckles]

That joke was cow-tacular! - [giggles]

- Okay, Zippy, give the wheel another spin.

♪ ♪

- Huh--whoa!

[laughs]

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

Best ride ever.

Let's do it again, Calvin!

- Not yet, because we're moo-ving on to music time!

- One, two, three, four!

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- What--bubbles?

Well, that's not part of the song!

I don't get it.

Wha--Wha--?

♪ ♪

Ugh.

- I know you guys like bubble baths,

but I've never seen a bubble band.

- Oh! [laughs]

- That's because it's Jolly Joke Day!

[laughs]

I sure hope everyone's having fun because

my biggest and best joke is yet to come.

- Today's gonna be more interesting than I thought.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [screams]

Oh, hey there, Zoe.

- What's with the cheese on a string?

- Oh, well, you see that there is a joke I'm gonna play

on Noodles for Jolly Joke Day. - Oh.

- When he pulls the cheese, confetti's gonna fall on him.

- Ooh.

both: [laughing]

- Hi, kitties.

So when I pull that cheese,

confetti's gonna fall on me?

- Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm.

- Are you sure? - Yeah, watch.

- [yells]

- Never joke a jokester on Jolly Joke Day.

[laughs]

- [laughs] - [yells]

- I'm okay. - Meow too.

[bright music]

- [giggles] I love Jolly Joke Day!

This is gonna be my funniest joke yet.

[giggles]

[tapping]

♪ ♪

- That must be Annie the animal rescuer.

I'm coming, Annie.

Annie--huh?

Annie?

Hmm, no one's there.

It must've not been Annie, hmm.

[tapping]

Annie?

Huh.

♪ ♪

[horse whinnies]

Oh, no, a horse is coming!

Oh! - [laughs]

- Let me guess-- Jolly Joke Day?

- Yep, happy Jolly Joke Day!

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- I think it's time to have a nose to whiskers with Noodles.

Hey, Noodles.

I know you like Jolly Joke Day.

- I sure do!

It's my favorite day of the year.

Playing jokes is so much fun!

- But sometimes you joke too much.

And, when you're the only one having fun,

that's when it's time to stop.

- Oh, aren't you and the doggies having fun, Calvin?

- Well, we were...

[dogs whining]

But now Mutt & Stuff is a mess,

and Annie the animal rescuer's gonna be here any minute.

- Oh, well, I didn't think of that.

Okay, Calvin, I'm gonna help you clean up Mutt & Stuff.

And I promise no more jokes.

- Great, then let's do it. - Yeah.

- Come on, guys, it's clean up time!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[vacuum humming]

[truck whirring]

♪ ♪

Great job, everyone.

We have a couple minutes before Annie gets here,

so who wants to play outside?

- Whee!

[dogs barking]

- Bye, you guys, have fun!

And I promise, no more jokes. [giggles]

Huh? Uh-oh.

Looks like we missed one feather.

I better go clean that up.

[grunts]

[laughs] There you are, little feather.

[boinging]

What is that?

It looks like some kind of a hop-a-ma-thing.

[gasps] He's heading right for

that pile of feathers we just cleaned up.

Oh, ah!

♪ ♪

[grunting]

Uh-oh, the hop-a-ma-thing accidentally knocked over

the feathers.

♪ ♪

I almost forgot Grumbles' favorite tennis...ball...

Ooh...

Another mess?

I thought you said no more jokes.

- But I didn't do it, Calvin.

The hop-a-ma-thing made the mess.

- Hop-a-ma-thing? Oh, okay.

What's a hop-a-ma-thing?

- Well, you know, it's--it's a thing.

And it has a long tail and pointy ears and--

and it goes hop-hop-hop.

- I know you're just joking again, Noodles.

So can you hop over there and help me clean up?

- Oh...

- And that's the last one.

I'm gonna go check on the puppies.

And Noodles, please, no more jokes.

- Well, I know that, Calvin.

But I'll be sure to tell the hop-a-ma-thing

when I see him.

- Hop-a-ma-things, that's a good one.

- Ooh, Calvin, Calvin! - What is it, Noodles?

- Wha--Calvin, it's the hop-a-ma-thing!

Look, he's right there!

- Noodles, if I turn around, the hop-a-ma-thing

won't be there because I know you're playing another joke.

- But Calvin, oh, please, Calvin, just take a teeny, tiny,

hop-a-ma-peek.

No, agh. - See, Noodles?

No hop-a-ma-thing, because hop-a-ma-things aren't real.

- Oh, come back, hop-a-ma-thing, please!

Show Calvin that you're real!

- And I'm gonna go check on the puppies.

The puppies love jokes too.

Why don't we see if they're having some laughs?

♪ ♪

- ♪ Puppy playtime! ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Puppy playtime! ♪

♪ ♪

[farting noise]

♪ Puppy playtime! ♪

♪ Puppy playtime! ♪

- Mm, I'll show Calvin I wasn't joking.

I'm gonna catch that hop-a-ma-thing.

All I need him to do is hop-hop under this saddle,

then I'll ride straight to Calvin and show him

I was telling the truth.

Oh, hop-a-ma-thing!

Noodles has something to show you!

♪ ♪

[gasps] The saddle just moved!

I think I caught the hop-a-ma-thing!

[laughs]

Rocket, you're not the hop-a-ma-thing.

Ah! [laughing]

Rocket!

Rocket, whoa, how'd you get up there?

Whoa, whoa, Rocket, whoa!

Rocket!

[laughing]

♪ ♪

Whoa! [laughs]

Ahh, oof! [grunting]

Ooh, boy, catching hop-a-ma-things

is harder than I thought.

It's gonna take all of my mousey brain power

to squeak out a plan.

Hmm-- [gasps]

I've got it!

I'm gonna build a Mouse & Stuff special hop-a-ma-thing trap!

[laughs]

- Okay, guys, let's give Annie the animal rescuer

a big Mutt & Stuff welcome when she gets here.

- Yeah! [door bell rings]

- That must be Annie the animal rescuer.

♪ ♪

Or it could be Noodles playing another joke

for Jolly Joke Day.

Ahh!

It really is Annie!

Hi, Annie. - Hi, Calvin.

Bye, Calvin. Sorry, no time to chat.

I'm hot on a trail of a lost animal.

- Ooh, what kind of lost animal?

- I don't know-- I got an urgent message

on my Critter Transmitter about a lost animal,

but the message isn't clear enough to understand.

- Hmm. - Listen.

- Urgent message for Annie the animal rescuer.

We need your help locating a lost...

[static crackling] With brown...

[static crackling] And a long...

- Whoa. - See?

I don't know what kind of animal is lost or what it looks like.

- That does make it hard to find.

- I think I'm gonna need some help on this one.

But who can help me?

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, me, me, me, me, me, me!

- I think I know who wants to help.

- Do you guys wanna be my junior animal rescuers

and help me look for the missing animal?

- Will we get special junior animal rescuer uniforms?

- You bet, Stuff!

You can't be a junior animal rescuer

without a special junior animal rescuer uniform.

- Ooh, well, then sign me up!

- [barks] - [barks]

- This will be the perfect chance

to show you guys what it's like

to be an animal rescuer.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [screams]

Oh, hey there, Zoe.

- What do you think hop-a-ma-things

like to do most?

- Hmm, probably hop-a-ma-sing!

♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ ♪

[laughter]

I'm okay. - Meow too.

[upbeat music]

- All right, junior animal rescuers, we've got

a mystery animal on the loose, and I need to consider

the paw-sibilities.

- Huh, ooh, is it paw-sible that the mystery animal

is in Mutt & Stuff?

- Paw-sitivly, Stuff! - Aha!

- That's where the trail ended, so we need to look

everywhere for clues.

But first, you guys look so cute in those outfits,

I just want to give you the biggest huggies ever!

- [giggles]

- Ahem, all right, junior animal rescuers,

let's go find some clues!

[jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- [barks]

♪ ♪

- Uh-huh...ooh, a shoe!

Oh, what kind of animal wears a shoe?

Let's see, uh, the shoe's connected to a leg,

and the leg's connected to a blue shirt, huh.

And the blue shirt's connected to...a Calvin?

Oh! [laughs]

Uh, hey, Calvin, I thought you were the missing animal.

- Oh. - Wait a second.

You're not the missing animal, are you?

- No, Stuff, but, if I was, you would be the perfect

junior animal rescuer to find me.

- Aww, thanks. [giggles]

Well, gotta go!

Junior animal rescuer Stuff is on the trail of more clues!

- I see. - [chuckles]

- Good job, junior animal rescuers.

It looks like you found some clues.

Wow, Zippy, you found some dry, long grass.

Hmm.

Giggle, you found a plant leaf with a big bite out of it.

Awesome job!

Wiggle, you found some brown animal fur.

This is definitely not from a dog.

- [grunting]

♪ ♪

Ta-da!

My special hop-a-ma-thing trap is complete!

Great job, Noodles.

You are one smart mouse.

Once that hop-a-ma-thing hop-hop-hops into my trap,

I'll be able to catch him and show Calvin I wasn't joking.

- Oh, hey, Annie, Annie, come quick!

- What is it, Stuff?

- Junior animal rescuer Stuff reporting that I found a clue.

- Footprints? Good work, Stuff!

- Thanks. - Wow, those are big.

- Yeah.

♪ ♪

- Okay, let's see.

The animal we're looking for eats plants.

- Hmm. - It must live on the plains

where long grass grows. - Hmm.

- That's why Zippy found the long grass.

- Ooh. - Wiggle found

the brown animal fur,

and it has very big feet. - Big feet--

ooh, do you think it's a big feet-o-potamus?

- Not exactly, Stuff. - Oh.

- But all the clues lead to a certain animal from Australia.

- [gasps] - And, if I'm right,

I think I'll find our missing animal

someplace shady. - [laughs]

- Gotta go! - Okay!

[ringing]

- [gasps]

That's the bell on my Mouse & Stuff

special hop-a-ma-thing trap!

Which means I caught the hop-a-ma-thing!

Calvin, Calvin, Calvin, Calvin!

- What is it, Noodles?

- I hopped the catch-a-ma-thing!

I mean, I caught the thing-a-ma-hop.

I thing the-- Oh...

♪ ♪

Oh, just follow me!

- Follow that mouse! [giggles]

- [laughs] I did it!

I caught the hop-a-ma-thing!

See, Calvin? I was telling the truth!

Yes! Mm, mm--

- Uh, Noodles?

You caught Annie.

- [giggles] Wait, what?

Annie, you're not the hop-a-ma-thing.

You don't even have a tail.

Oh, sorry, Annie.

- It's okay, Noodles.

Hi, guys, looks like this animal rescuer

could use a little rescuing.

♪ ♪

Thanks for the help, Calvin.

Noodles, this hop-a-ma-thing you're trying to catch.

Did it have a tail? - Yes.

- Pointy ears and big feet? - Yes, yes!

- And did it go hop-hop-hop? - Yes, yes, yes!

- I think Noodles and I are looking for the same animal.

- Hop-a-ma-things are real animals?

- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm!

- Not exactly, Calvin.

The missing animal is a kangaroo!

- Ooh. - What kind of a crazy name

for an animal is kangaroo?

- I'll show you once I play a kangaroo call

on my Critter Transmitter.

[chicken clucking]

- Wow, kangaroos cluck like chickens?

- Sorry, wrong sound.

This is a noise a kangaroo makes.

[kangaroo grunting]

both: Aww.

- Ah, wha--?

[boinging]

- A real kangaroo in Mutt & Stuff!

- See? I wasn't joking!

- I'm gonna take you back to my animal rescue center.

But first, you're the cutest thing ever!

I'm gonna give you the biggest kanga-pet!

[squeals]

- Hey, there, hi, or should I say "g'day"?

[laughs]

You know, I don't speak kangaroo, but, if I did,

I'd say something like "welcome!"

- Hey, Noodles.

I'm sorry I didn't believe you.

I just thought you were playing another joke.

- I really do love playing jokes,

but now I know that, if you do it too much,

no one'll believe you when you're telling the truth.

- Yeah, well, here's something that I believe.

You're one awesome mouse, Noodles, and that's no joke.

- Thanks, Calvin. - What a great day!

Let's celebrate with a kangaroo doggy dance party!

Come on, wag it like you mean it.

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay ♪

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪

- Today was Jolly Joke Day, and Noodles played

all kinds of jokes on everyone.

When Noodles saw a real kangaroo in Mutt & Stuff,

no one believed him becausewe thought he was joking again.

I know you're just joking again, Noodles.

Then Annie the animal rescuer came to visit and figured out

that there was really a kangaroo in Mutt & Stuff.

And then we had a kangaroo doggy dance party!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Thanks for joining us today.

I'll see you back at Mutt & Stuff.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport - [screams]

Oh, hey there, Zoe.

- Have you ever seen a kangaroo?

- Uh, no, but I can play the kanga-kazoo!

[laughs]

[plays "Mutt & Stuff" theme]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[laughter]

That was kanga-awesome. - See you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪ - ♪ Let's go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can't seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups ♪

♪ Mutt & Stuff ♪