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01x22 - Game of Bones

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Mutt & Stuff". Aired: March 6, 2015 – November 1, 2017.*
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Series follows the duo and their day-to-day activities at Mutt & Stuff, a wacky and whimsical school just for dogs.

01x22 - Game of Bones

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[upbeat music]

[horn honks]

[dogs bark]

[horn honks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff

[lively music]



[dog barks]



[dog barks]



- Hi, I'’m Calvin.

Welcome to "Mutt & Stuff,"

the only school where the students'’ favorite snack

is a dog bone!

[chuckles]

[dog barks]

Good morning, Zippy.

[dog barks]

Zippy has a big announcement.

Go for it!

[trumpet music]



That'’s right, Zippy.

Today is the "Mutt & Stuff" Doggy Games!

The dogs are gonna run, jump, and race!

Okay, Zippy.

On your mark...

get set...

go!

Start the fun!

[chuckles]

[lively music]

[buzzer chimes]

Thanks, Zippy.

[bell ringing]

Yeehaw!

[lively music]



Calling all dogs!

[dog barks]



- You'’ll do great in the Doggy Games.

[chuckles]

- That'’s right.

Get your paws moving.

It'’s time for school!



[dogs barking]

[dogs barking]



Morning, Stuff.

- Oh, hi, Calvin.

Oh, I'’m super-duper excited

about the "Mutt & Stuff" Doggy Games.

I'’m ready to jump!

[chuckles]

And I'’m ready to race!



- Okay, Stuff.

On your mark...

[drumroll]

Get set... - Yeah.

- Go!

- Whoo!

- See you at doggy roll call.

Good morning, everyone!

Okay, let'’s see who'’s here today.

It'’s time for the doggy roll call!

- Whee!

- Who could do a backflip

and drive a car?

My dog Zippy!



Pixie!

[dog barks]



Mr. Shade.

[rock music]

Rumble.

[barks]

What do you say, little Cricket?

[crickets chirping]

The Barks Brothers:

Giggle!

Wiggle!

Or is it Wiggle and Giggle?

I can never remember.

Grandma.

[dog barks]

Dude.

Sonny!

[dog barks]

Cuddles!

[dog barks]

Princess Pickles.

[dog barks]

Rocket.

Where are you?

[suspenseful music]

[dog barks]

[lively music]

[dog barks]

[chuckles]

Rocket was hanging in the doghouse.

And the dog with the blue shorts, Stuff!

- That'’s me!

[both chuckle]

- Ears up, everyone!

I have a big surprise.

My dad'’s coming to watch you race

in the Doggy Games!

[dogs barking]

[doorbell rings]

Hmm, who could that be?

My dad'’s not supposed to come till later.

[suspenseful music]

- Calvin!

- It'’s my cousin Marco!

both: Super cousin handshake!

[lively music]

Woogie, woogie, woogie, woof!

[both chuckle]

- Marco, I didn'’t know you were coming

to "Mutt & Stuff" today.

- Yeah, your dad said today was the Doggy Games,

and I love the Doggy Games.

I thought it'’d be cool to watch you

train the dogs before the big event.

- Well, you'’re welcome to stay.

And you came just in time.

We'’re about to start training!

- [chuckles] - Okay, guys.

Who'’s ready to go for a run?

[dogs barking]

Paws up, tails out,

let'’s go to the playground!

[dogs barking]

[dog groans]

[dogs barking]

[lively music]

- Oh, wait! Where'’s Grumbles?

Has anyone seen Grumbles?

- Uh, don'’t worry, Calvin.

I'’ll find Grumbles for you.

Uh, Grumbles!

Hey, Grumbles! Where are you?

Huh. Maybe he'’s under something.

Oh, I'’ll try this.

Uh, hmm, nope.

Not under there.

Yeah, okay. Sorry, Calvin.

I cannot find Grumbles anywhere.

- Thanks for trying, Stuff.

- Sure.

- Hey, Marco, can you take the dogs for a run

while I go look for Grumbles?

- Of course I can.

I'’ve always wanted to help out on "Mutt & Stuff."

It'’ll be easy-peasy, doggy squeezy.

- Cool!

- All right, guys. Here we go.

Paws up, tails out.

Or--nope, that'’s not it.

Um, paws up, noses out!

Nope, you guys aren'’t moving.

Um, how about whatever Calvin says.

Let'’s go!

- Um, what?

- Okay, okay.

How about a new plan?

Just sit there.

[dogs barking] Wait, sit. You stay.

No, don'’t leave!

- Go! Get him! - Come back!

- I wonder where Grumbles is.

[suspenseful music]

[dog groans]

I think I found him.



[dog groans]

I think I know what'’s going on.

Grumbles doesn'’t like to play sports

because he doesn'’t think he'’s good enough.

[dog groans]

[lively music]

[dogs barking]

- Whee! Whoo!

[giggles]

- I'’m done taking the dogs for a run.

[panting]

Actually, they took me for a run.

Calvin, I'’m not too good at taking care of the dogs.

- Don'’t worry.

You'’ll get the hang of it.

I still need more time helping this little guy.

[dog groans]

- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport!

- Apocalypse! Oh, hi, Zoe.

- What'’s your favorite yoga pose?

- Hmm, downward napping cat.

- Oh. Whoa-oh-ahh!

[thump]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[lively music]



- Let'’s see what the puppies are doing

to get ready for the Doggy Games!

Come on. Let'’s go.

- ♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime



♪ Puppy playtime

[harmonica music]



♪ Puppy playtime, puppy playtime ♪

[lively music]

- Grumbles, this is exactly like

the tunnel in the Doggy Games,

so you can use it to practice.

[dog groans]

Oh, okay, Grumbles.

Let'’s take a break.

Maybe you'’ll feel better after an activity.

[dog whimpers]

Zippy!

You know what to do.

[dog barks]

[exciting music]

Zippy, give it a good spin.

What activity should we do?

[suspenseful music]



Story time!

I know a great story about trying your best!

Grumbles, you'’re gonna love it.

[dog groans]

Okay, is everyone ready?

It'’s story time.



Once upon a time,

Jack and Jill went up a hill

to fetch a pail of water.

Well, Jill went up, but what about Jack?

[dog whimpers]

I guess Jack didn'’t think he could make it up the hill.

Come on, Jack! You can do it!

[dog groans]

Come on!

Oh, well.

Jill went up the hill,

and Jack hung out at the bottom.

The end.



- Hiya, it'’s me, Melvin the fire hydrant.

Hey, Grumbles, I hear you don'’t think

you'’re good enough for the Doggy Games.

Well, I'’ve got a song that'’ll get you up and moving!

[clears throat]

♪ I'’ve been running in the Doggy Games ♪

♪ All the livelong day

♪ I'’ve-- ♪

[laughing]

♪ Run in the dog--

Okay, all right!

Hey, I said, "Running all the livelong day,"

not, "Licking all the livelong day."

[chuckles]

Good dog!

- Oh, Grumbles.

The Doggy Games are gonna be so much fun.

I really hope you can join us.

[dog groans]

- Hey, Calvin.

I thought the dogs might like a walk

before the Doggy Games.

- Great idea. Need some help?

- No, thanks. I can handle this.

Actually, I wrote a rap to help me remember what to do.

- Cool. Go for it.

- ♪ A one, two, three, four

♪ Dogs on a leash walking out the door ♪

♪ My name is Marco, and I'’m here to say ♪

♪ Helping out Calvin makes me shout, "Hooray!" ♪

♪ Uh-oh, these dogs are going right ♪

♪ Oh, no, they'’re running out of sight ♪

♪ A diggity dog, you'’re not looking good ♪

♪ I'’m not helping, but I wish I could ♪

♪ I wanted to rap about doing my best ♪

♪ Now I'’ve got leashes wrapped around my chest ♪

♪ Oh, no!

- [chuckles]

- I can'’t even walk dogs without messing up.

I'’ll never be as good as you with dogs.

- It'’s okay.

That just means you have to come visit more often

so you can learn!

- I'’d love that.

- Well, why don'’t I help you unwind,

and I'’ll feed the dogs?

Calling all dogs!

It'’s snack time!

[dogs barking]

- Oh, boy, snack time!

[lively music]



- Grumbles, you can'’t be grumpy about this.

You get to start the Bowwow Chow Snack Machine.

[drumroll]

[lively music]



Snack time is the best time!



Bowwow, time to chow!

[dogs barking]

[instrumental music]

- Mmm, so good.

- Here you go, Stuff.

- Ooh, thanks, Calvin.

- We'’re gonna watch a video of one of our

"Mutt & Stuff" buddies on the Paw Pad.

Let'’s check it out.

[lively music]



Okay, Grumbles.

You'’ve done obstacle courses before.

You'’ve run up ramps, gone through tunnels...



And even chased after ba*ls.



It'’s the same as the Doggy Games.

So what do you say?

You want to give it a try?



- Oh, sorry, Calvin!

I was just trying to play fetch

with the dogs, and--yeah!

- Hey...

is my ball over here?

Oh, Marco, you have it.

Oh, boy, you'’re really good at playing fetch.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

I'’ll never be good at taking care of dogs.

- Sure, you will!

- You sure you want me

to keep coming back to "Mutt & Stuff?"

- Of course!

You'’re my favorite cousin.

You'’re welcome here any time you want.

- Thanks, Calvin,

but maybe you should play fetch with Stuff.

- No problem.

Join us when you'’re ready.

Okay, Stuff. - Yeah.

- Fetch! - Oh, boy!

Whoo, fetch!

[chuckles]

[melancholy music]



- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - [starts, shouts]

Oh, hi, Zoe. - What'’s your favorite sport?

- The high jump.

- Yeah!

[trumpet blares]

- Hi! - Bye!

[thud]

- I'’m okay. - Meow too.

[lively music]

- The Doggy Games are about to begin!

And my dad should be here really...

- Hey, Calvin. I'’m here!

- Soon.

Hey, Pa.

- Hey, Calvin!

I'’m ready for the Doggy Games!

- Great! We'’re almost ready.

- Awesome!

- [sighs] [dog groans]

- What'’s going on here today?

- Grumbles doesn'’t think he'’s good enough

to be in the Doggy Games.

- Hey, Uncle Caesar.

I tried to watch the dogs for Calvin,

but I messed up everything.

- Marco, I got a friend that you and Grumbles should meet.

He might give you guys some inspiration.

Rex, come on in!



- Wow, Rex is amazing!



He can do anything!



- You know, we can learn a lot from dogs.

If you work hard and believe in yourself,

you can do amazing things.

What do you say, Grumbles?

[dog barks]

Grumbles is gonna join us in the Doggy Games!

- Calvin, you have a great way of helping dogs.

- And cousins.

Calvin, I'’m gonna give it another try with the dogs.

- Great, Marco.

Okay, it'’s time for the Doggy Games!

Paws up, tails out, let'’s go!



[cheers and applause]

[dramatic music]

[dogs barking]

[cheers and applause]

- Hello, everyone!

Welcome to the "Mutt & Stuff" Doggy Games!



Get ready to see some amazing dogs

doing some amazing things!

[cheers and applause]

Let the games begin!

[dogs barking]

- Oh, boy!

The Doggy Games!

Whoo!

- Uh-oh. - What?

- Dad, it doesn'’t look like the dogs are ready!

- Hey, Calvin. - Hmm?

- May I handle this?

- Go for it, Marco.

[dogs barking]

- [chuckles] - All right.

You can do this. Just believe in yourself.

Just like Rex, you can do anything.

Everybody, sit!

- [shrieks]

- And stay!

Good doggies!

I did it! I did it!

- Great job, Marco!

- That was awesome!

I'’m so proud of you.

Okay, Dad.

Now the dogs are ready.

- Okay! Let the games begin again!

[cheers and applause]

[lively music]



- And Sonny starts the Doggy Games

for Team "Mutt & Stuff!"

Look at Sonny go!



[dog barks]



[cheers and applause]



[dog barks]

Next in the Doggy Games...

it'’s Stuff!

- Okay.

[grunts]

[dramatic music]



- Okay.

[panting]

- Go, Stuff! Go!

- Whoo!

Left and right.

[mumbling indistinctly]

[cheers and applause]

Whoo!

What'’s up?

- Next up, my dog Zippy.



Look at Zippy go!

He'’s faster than a race car!

[dog barks]

[upbeat music]



[cheers and applause]

Here comes Rex!



Nothing'’s gonna slow down this dog!



- Whoo!

What'’s up?



[cheers and applause]

- Okay, Grumbles.

It'’s your turn, buddy.

You can do it!

Just believe in yourself!

[dramatic music]



[cheers and applause]



[cheers and applause]



[all cheering]

- Yeah, Grumbles!



[all cheering]

- Grumbles, you did it!

I'’m so proud of you!

Give me super paw!

- Can I get a super paw too?

- Me, too. - Me, three!

[all cheering]

- Super paw, guys!

- And now for a special Doggy Games surprise!

Zippy'’s gonna do his world-famous super ramp jump!

[cheers and applause]

Okay, Zippy.

Go for it, buddy.

Wait till you see this!

[exciting music]



[cheers and applause]

[dog barks]

What a great day!

Let'’s celebrate with a Doggy Games dance party!

Come on!

Wag it like you mean it!

- Yeah!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Hey, Calvin, what are we learning today? ♪

♪ Come, heel, sit, stay

♪ Our pet pal Stuff is set to help and to play ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

[dog barks]

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

- What a great day!

Grumbles didn'’t think he was good enough

to play in the Doggy Games.

[dog groans]

And my cousin Marco was having trouble

taking care of the dogs.

- I'’ll never be as good as you with dogs.

- Rex helped them both realize that you can do amazing things

when you believe in yourself and try your hardest.

- He can do anything!

- And then we came to the Doggy Games

and had a dance party!

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

- ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff

- Thanks for joining us today.

See you back at "Mutt & Stuff."

[upbeat music]



- Hey, Davenport.

Davenport! - Pepperoni! Hello.

- We should start the Kitty Cat Games.

- Oh yeah, and I know who I want on my team.

Darryl!

- Davenport, that'’s your tail.

- Hmm? Yeah, right.

So the first event should be chasing my tail.

Come here, Darryl. - Oh, get him, get him!

- Oh, where is he? Where is he? - Get him, get him, get him.

- What--oh, hey! - Get him, Davenport!

- What? Get him, get him, - Oh! I got ya! Ah!

- Oh, Zoe, hold still.

- [panting]

- I got him!

[both screaming]

[thud]

- Good-bye, everyone!

- See you next time.

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff - ♪ Let'’s go to dog school ♪

♪ When I say "ready," you say "ruff" ♪

- ♪ Mutt & Stuff, Mutt & Stuff ♪

- ♪ Bark along and put your paws up ♪

♪ Pets can'’t seem to get enough of ♪

♪ Calvin and his pups

♪ Mutt & Stuff