03x73 - Double Date

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Ew.


What? I think it's sweet that they're so into each other.


Okay, you've either suffered a slip and fall or...


Eeeee! You like someone!


Spill it. Who is it?


A Greeter God from Albatross and Finch.


He's so cute.


I met him at Grind Me yesterday and we're going out tonight.


Eee!


What's going on around here?


I guess love is in the air.


[ THEY SNIFF ]


Ewwww!


Actually, that was my chilli dog.


Sick. Eww, Jude!


What is wrong with you?! What's the big deal?!


It's a book.


Jonesy took my history textbook into the loathsome washrooms.


Ewww!


What?! I was in there for a really long time.


I needed something to read.


Two-for-one chilli dogs at Burger McFlipster's?


You know it, bro!


Those things are awesome going down.


[STOMACH RUMBLES] Not so great coming out.


Just what I wanted to hear. Gross!


It's still your book, Nikki.


It's not like you can't ever read it again.


Did you dudes know that Napoleon was actually of average height


for an -century Frenchman?


Oh, great.


So now you're picking up on world history?


Maybe I should study on the toilet more often.


You spend enough time there.


I knew 'two-for-one chilli dog week' was a bad idea.


You mean it's going all week?


All right! Yes!


[ SNIFFING ]


Awwww, JUDE! Sick!


It wasn't me this time.


It was me.


I'm outta here!


It's like rotten eggs times !


Niiiice, bro.


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♪ LIFE BEGINS AFTER SCHOOL ♪


♪ THAT'S WHEN WE BEND ALL THE RULES ♪


♪ TIME TO HANG WITH ALL MY FRIENDS ♪


♪ WE LIKE TO BE TOGETHER


♪ IN A PLACE WHERE WE BELONG! ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, STARTING TO FIND MY WAY ♪


♪ GOT A NEW JOB, GONNA START AT THE MALL TODAY ♪


♪ THANK GOD I'M ON MY OWN FOR THE FIRST TIME ♪


♪ I'M TEEN, LIFE IS SWEET ♪


♪ WHEN YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST ♪


♪ YOU GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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♪ I'M TEEN


♪ I'M TEEN ♪ TEEN


♪ GOTTA MAKE THE GOOD TIMES LAST ♪


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Do you think fart-power will make me go any faster?


No, but it'll clear the escalator.


Wicked!


Okay, help me out here, Lickety Split Maxi Wax.


Are you sure that stuff's a good idea?


I heard it's used to lubricate the tracks


for high speed Japanese b*llet trains.


Then it must be awesome.


Cool.


Here goes...


Whooo, hooo!


Excellent!


Whoo! Yeah!


Whoa, whoa, what the -- ?


Whoawwaaaaaa! Whoooaoaaa!


Ahhhhhhhhh!


Ooof!


Jude, are you okay?


I am, but my hands aren't, bra.


You okay, finger puppets?


Ohmigosh. Jude! That's disgusting.


My skateboard wax maxed my hands.


They're itchy!


I told you that Maxi wax was bad news, bro.


Sooooo itchy!


Eh, oh, eeeh, ooh...


Here, borrow these.


But now I can't scratch!


That's the idea.


Let's get you cleaned up.


Eeh, eeeh, ahh!


Keep the gloves on, okay?


Now, let's find something to get your mind off --


Whoa, check it!


A contest to win tickets to the premiere


of "w*r Star Galaxy Force"!



Whoever leaves the best message in the video booth


wins tickets to the movie premiere.


And free extra Chedda Chedda nachos from Wonder Taco!


Hey, as long as it's not those chilli dogs...


So I'll see you tomorrow at six?


Definitely.


And don't forget to wear that shirt I picked out for you.


Or not.


Oof... Jen!


Why were you just batting your eyelashes at Grady?


Oh, do you know him?


Uh, ye-ah.


I'm going out with him tonight!


Grady is your Greeter God?!


We're supposed to go out tomorrow night!


I don't think so, lemon-head.


Grady's mine.


What?! What?!


I'm with Grady!


D'uh... You're with me.


I mean I'm dating Grady.


So am I!


Eeeeeee!


Um, that's not a good thing.


You girls need to get your own guy.


And a sense of style.


You're wearing vertical stripes.


Ew.


So how are we gonna win the w*r Star tickets, bro?


You're not. We are.


See ya later, suckers!


Hey, you guys seen Nikki? Nope.


Wanna help us win tickets to see w*r Star Galaxy Force?


For free? Can't.


Come on, you love sci-fi, bro.


I do...


but WE don't.


What're you talking about, dude?


We think sci-fi rocks the galaxy.


Jonesy meant him and Nikki. Oh.


I've still got some making up to do from this morning...


with the book and the chilli dogs.


I'm taking Nikki out for lunch.


You sure?


Sure about what?


About not winning tickets to see w*r Star Galaxy Force.


Oh, he's positive!


What's with the hockey gloves?


Ew, Jude! Oh. No. What the...


Your hands, man! There's blood and...


Relax, dude.


It's ketchup.


Ketchup?! It feels good.


Who knew ketchup could be so soothing?


I had a little mishap with my board wax.


I think I'm allergic.


Ya think?


That's sick, dude.


Well, catch you guys later.


You're missing out on complimentary nachos!


JONESYGood luck eating 'em with those gloves on.


Dude, how'm I gonna eat my free nachos with these on?


You won't be getting any nachos, skater-boy.


We've got this contest licked!


Taco chick is starting to get on the wrong side of my nachos.


He's mine!


He is not, Tricia!


I met Grady first!


I did! No, I did!


[ GIRLS FIGHTING AND SCREECHING ]


Whoa...


Mmmm, mmmm, mmm!


So this is your idea of taking me out for lunch, huh?


Darth and Julie seem to be enjoying themselves.


More ground beef?


Eat it up, loverboy.


Darth and Julie also enjoy


engaging in mock light sabre battles.


They love the original w*r Star trilogy. They're geeks.


True, but they're happy geeks.


And I like the w*r Star trilogy too.


What do you want?


I'll get you anything in the food court.


Not so hungry.


Why don't you just go and make a that video with the guys.


You're obviously still thinking about it.


Really?


Ugh. Really.


Just go before I change my mind.


All right, guys, let's win those tickets!


Sorry, dude, we just made our winning video.


Slammin'!


I showed them my hands.


Jude added mustard to the ketchup.


Just keep those hands away from me.


Are they really that gross, bra?


Um, yes.


Does this mean Monika the hot dog girl


isn't gonna wanna go out with me tonight?


You've got a date tonight?!



Uh Jude, you might want to cancel that.


The hot dog girl might dig the condiments, bro.


But the boils are something else.


Darn.


Catch you guys later.


Great, so now I have no one to make a video with.


Oh, no... oh no!


Come on, you've got to.


Please?


One Gimassive-double-sh*t mocha with extra caffeine.


Make that nine.


I can't believe what a jerk Grady turned out to be!


He was so cute.


So were those kitten-heeled mules


you wore to the Winter Wonderland dance, remember?


But the heel fell off and you fell down the stairs!


You're right. Grady's a heel.


I think he needs to be taught a lesson.


I just learned that if you add vinegar to baking soda


it explodes!


Not a grade five science lesson, Kirsten.


Tricia means...


Revenge.


I don't know.


And why stop with Grady?


We'll get all the jerks in the mall.


We could give out glue sticks and tell them it's deodorant.


Or we could bake cookies,


replace the chocolate chips with laxatives


and hide all the toilet paper in the mall.


Oooh, that's dirty!


Remember to give Jude and Jonesy their own rolls of TP.


Chilli dogs. Ew.


So now's the big moment.


Shhhh!


Wow. Okay.


WOMANThe lucky winners of tickets to tonight's premiere


of w*r Star Galaxy Force are...


Darth and Julie!


What?! No way, dude!


We won, Darth! We won!


The power of the force has prevailed!


WOMAN CONTINUESThanks to the video submissions they left.


What?! No Way! That's Cheating!


You're mine!


[ MAKING LIGHT SABRE NOISES ]


See? See? Light sabre battle.


Yeah, yeah...


Thanks to all of our long-term and dedicated supporters.


WOMAN CONTINUESWhat do we have here?


A tie!


Congratulations also to Jonesy and Nikki


for their winning video!


YES! WHAT?!


Is this thing on?


I'm not making this dumb video with you, Jonesy!


My girlfriend, Nikki, and I are dying to see w*r Star Galaxy Force.


I do not want to see that movie with you!


My name is Nikki. And I love w*r Star Galaxy Force.


I'm also crazy about my boyfriend, Jonesy.


Mwah! Mwah! Jonesy!


[ CHEERS ]


I can't believe this.


I have to see w*r Star Galaxy Force


with Julie and Darth?!


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So you ready for our double date?


It's not a double date.


Maybe we can be new best friends!


Where is Nikki?!


Hi, Nikki! Hi, Julie.


What are you doing leaving me here with Julie and Darth?!


Well, you've got so much in common


what with your shared love of this movie franchise,


I thought you'd have a ton to talk about.


You missed all the movie's stars.


I'm sure they were devastated.


Come on, let's get this over with.


At least we're not sitting with them.


I can't believe we're in the very last row!


All I can see is a great big taco.


Darth!


Darth, take off the headgear!


You're blocking the screen.


No can do.


I need it to make my bootleg video of the movie.


A bootleg movie, huh?


Oh no, do not even think about it!


Only I can't see over the wookie in front of me.


I'll tell you what.


Nikki will switch places with you


so that you can have an unobstructed view of the screen.


If you let the Jonesmeister in on the master DVD.


It's a deal.


You just sold me out for a bootleg video!


You didn't even want to see the movie.


[ SIGH ]


DEEP VOICEThere's been a great shift in the source.


Pledge your allegiance now or be destroyed.


HIGH VOICEIt's -- He works for the Rebellion!



DEEP VOICEEngage evasive manoeuvres.


THIRD VOICEQuickly, everybody on the ship.


RD-MP , I need you to navigate.


What have you got there?


Popcorn and green gummies.


Oh, yeah? Me too.


I really like how the chewiness counters the crunch.


Mm-hmm...


I don't know why the green gummies.


I mean, you'd think red or even orange would be just as good...


I heard they sh*t some of this in Tunisia.


Wouldn't you love to go there?


Mm-hmm...


Hey, have you seen that show Globe Tracker?


[EXASPERATED] Yeah...


I love that show. Uh wow.


Who would have thought we'd have some common interests, huh?


Did you ever see that episode in Morocco?


[SIGH] Mm-hmm.


Now THERE'S a romantic country.


Did you know that they are the only African nation not to join the African...


I always run out of gummies before my popcorn is finished.


Don't you find that? There's NEVER enough gummies.


[ ANGRY SIGH ]


Okay, we have the punishments,


now, what are the crimes?


Making you see a dumb sci-fi movie.


Forgetting your birthday.


Buying you a present that he secretly wants for himself.


Standing you up!


Calling you by his ex's name!


Rubbernecking!


Dating your best friend!


[ GASPS ]


Nothing could be worse than that!


That was the best of the trilogy.


Wouldn't you say, my princess?


I wouldn't know!


It was good chatting with you, Julie.


Yeah, sure.


Here, return it to me pronto so I can make copies.


You got it.


That wasn't nearly as horrifying as I thought.


You know, when you get past the braces and the drool,


Julie's not a bad conversationalist.


Did you watch any of the movie?


I saw the end credits.


[ WYATT CLEARS THROAT ]


♪ Look at the ladies makin' me crazy ♪


♪ Check out those hungry eyes ♪


♪ Would you like to upsize ♪


♪ or add a side of fries?


♪ Lettuce or pickle, just don't be fickle ♪


♪ I want you to enjoy


♪ Triple A beef or soy ♪


♪ cuz I am your burger boy! ♪


Are you comparing women to hamburgers?


To ground-up meat?


No. It's just a song.


A song I have to sing for my job.


We'll just see about that.


See about what?


Put him on the list, girls.


Put me on the list for what?!


Guess what, I've sold a dozen DVDs!


Congratulations.


Your first successful job, and it's illegal.


Listen to this.


ANSWERING MACHINEYou've reached the Orthodontic practice of Dr. Dee Kay...


Is something the matter with your teeth?


No. That's Julie's cell number.


At least the one she gave me.


You're hanging with Julie?!


No.


Well, maybe.


Except that she gave me the wrong number.


Why don't you just go talk to her.


What?!


Darth told me she was visiting her grandmother! Hey!


What are we doing?!


We're spying on them.


I don't think Julie wants to hang out with me!


And that bothers you because...


I don't know! It just does!


That makes absolutely no sense.


I sold all the DVDs. Here's your money.


Hey!


What's going on?!


Here I am hawking my own DVDs,


while my little brother has sold out to the dark side!


w*r Star Galaxy Force...


You pirating punks come with me.


Thanks alot, Jonesy!


So you want to hang while the guys are in the slammer?


Um... I have to get back to work.


Ground beef anyone?


Anyone?


Please? Anyone?


[ PLAYING 'MOON RIVER' ]


It's okay, Monika.



We've all been stood up before.


Speak for yourself, short-stop.


Don't worry, we'll teach the jerk a lesson.


Eeee, can we try the wasabi tongue t*rture?


Just tell us his name.


[ CRYING ]


His name is... Juuuude.


Hey, Jen!


Caitlin, we've got a situation. Where's Jude?


He's right here.


Put him on speakerphone.


Jude, I need to know what happened with you and Monika the hot dog girl.


Monika!


I forgot to cancel our date.


I couldn't dial my phone with these gloves on.


Well, you'd better trade those hockey gloves for boxing mitts 'cause --


Traitor.


You're aiding and abetting the enemy!


You should never bet on boys, Jen,


gambling's an addiction.


Jude isn't one of the bad guys.


Ladies, he's at that big dumb lemon.


Let's get him!


We are going to get out of here, right?


And when we do, we'll celebrate.


Not with Nikki.


Having fun with Nikki, Julie was not. What?!


Nikki talks too much,


and not a word of it in Mandalorian.


On planet Earth we speak English.


Um, and a bunch of other languages...


none of which are Mandalorian.


Ha ha, even the nerd thinks


you and your girlfriend are losers! AHEM!


Nikki!


I'm here for Jonesy.


Here's his whole stock of DVDs.


Lucky for you, you've got a lady friend on the outside.


I have a lady friend too!


You're not going to t*rture me, are you?


I know my rights!


I have other ways of making you talk.


You wouldn't dare break the seal


thus reducing my vintage action figures to half their value!


[ DARTH SCREAMS IN AGONY ]


All right. All right.


The DVDs are at Wonder Taco!


Can I go home now?


I'll never double date again!


You're surrounded, lemon-head!


Open up before we squeeze you out!


CAITLINJude didn't mean to stand Monika up!


Nice, Caitlin.


So you've abandoned your sisters for a guy.


That's funny coming from you, Tricia!


Jude is more of a sister to me than you will ever be!


I have something to say.


Some people think that men are from Mars


and women are from Venus,


but that's impossible,


'cause those are totally different planets,


and we're all here on Earth.


So we need to learn to live together.


As well as reduce, reuse and recycle.


Thank you.


P.S.


Monika, I'm sorry I stood you up last night.


Could I get some service, please?


Of course, what can I get you?


You can get him and I two lemon whips to go, lemon-head.


I am not a lemon-head!


Oh, no?


Now you are.


Aaaaah!


This is just like that scene in the movie,


only with lemons instead of lasers.


Ow! Oof! Watch it!


I have seen the enemy, and it is us.


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That ended well.


I think I'd rather take my chances with the occasional jerk,


than deal with Tricia.


How are your hands, Jude?


Stellar.


Good enough to eat two more chilli dogs with Jonesy.


UGH! Oh, why?


If you're all better, it's your turn with the mop.


Hey, I never asked you guys how the movie was.


See for yourself.


You kept a copy! Just one.


I know how much it means to you.


You're the best, Nikki.


And in return, I promise never to fart again.


Starting -- [FARTS]


Right now. [FARTS]


Oops. Okay now...


...after that one. start now.


[ LOUD FART ]


From here on in, no more farting.


[ FARTS ]


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