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03x01 - Ruby''s Loose Tooth/Ruby Scores!/Ruby''s Sandcastle

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.

03x01 - Ruby''s Loose Tooth/Ruby Scores!/Ruby''s Sandcastle

Post by bunniefuu »

♪♪

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

♪ Max and ruby

♪ Ruby and max

Man: max and ruby.

Woman: ruby and her little brother max!

Kids: max and ruby! (Giggling)

Ruby: "ruby's loose tooth"

(Birds chirp)

Ruby: mm, mm, mmm!

Mmm!

(Mouth full of food) here, max.

Grandma made one for you, too.

Hmm...

Wait a minute.

Oh no!

(Speaking with a lisp) my tooth it's gone!

How could this have happened?

It was there a little while ago,

But now it's gone!

Look, max!

See?

It's missing!

Muffin!

Max! If I don't have my tooth,

I can't leave it for the tooth fairy

Under my pillow tonight!

I've got to find it,

And I need your help!

Ruby: we'll have to backtrack.

That means we have to think of everything I did today

And go back to each spot.

Let's see...

Ah ha! (Snaps her fingers)

Come on, max.

I played the piano...

(Cracks her knuckles)

And one,

And two...

(Plays piano)

And then I went to the front door

When grandma came with her triple-nut

Coconut crunch muffins.

Right, max?

Muffin!

So, why don't you look over by the door,

And I'll look over here by the piano.

Thanks, max.

Hmmm...

Max!

I can see you!

Muffin!

(Sighs)

Come on, max!

We've got to look for my tooth.

Muffin!

No luck here. How about you, max?

(Giggles)

What's up, max?

Max: muffin!

As soon as we find my tooth.

You look over there.

I'll try to remember what I did

Before I played the piano.

Maybe my loose tooth fell out here?

(Lobster whirs)

(Whispers) muffin!

Muffin!

Max, you are so silly!

But we've got to find my tooth

Before I can even think of eating

More of my muffin.

You want to help me get my tooth back,

Don't you, max?

Let's just put the muffins back

Until we've solved this mystery.

(Lobster whirs)

(Snipping clacks)

(Exasperated sigh)

Max, can you play with the lobster

After we've found my tooth, please?

I think it must be upstairs.

We've looked everywhere down here.

(Whirring)

I remember I was in my bedroom

Before I went to read my bunny scout handbook.

Hello, curly shirley!

Do you know where my tooth has gone?

I guess we're on our own.

Now, what did I do before I went downstairs?

I remember, I brushed my hair over here.

Hmmm...

Not here.

Find it, max?

Well, I don't know how my tooth could've gotten

Under the bed,

But thanks anyway.

I'll check the bathroom.

Okay, max?

Max?

Uh oh!

Muffin!

Ruby: (clearing throat) ahem!

Lose something, max?

I thought you wanted to help me find my tooth?

Muffin!

Yes, I want my triple-nut

Coconut crunch muffin, too, max.

And we'll both have our muffins...

Right after we find my tooth.

There!

They'll be safe up here.

We brushed and flossed in here

Before we got dressed.

Remember, max?

Maybe it fell out in here.

Nope.

Hmmm...

Vroom!

(Cranks propeller)

(Plane whirs)

Vroom! Vroom!

(Plane whirs)

Huh?

Max, we've got to...

(Gasps)

Ah!

Max!

Oh no! It's going to hit the...

Muffin!

Muffin!

Max!

I told you I can't eat

My triple-nut coconut crunch muffin

Until I find...

(Gasps) my tooth!

It must have come out when I bit into my...

Muffin!

Thanks, max.

Max and ruby: mmm mmm!

Vroom! Vroom-vroom!

Ruby: "ruby scores!"

(Birds chirp)

Kick it, louise!

Go, louise, go!

Great catch, roger!

What a save!

That's saves in a row.

Mm hmm.

Louise and ruby: (in awe) wow...

Your turn, ruby.

Thanks.

Go, ruby!

(Laughing)

(Cranking)

Robot : (robotic voice) take me to your leader.

(Cranking)

Robot : danger! Danger!

Must return to ship.

(Cranking)

Robot : I am a robot. I am a robot.

Louise: go, ruby, go!

Okay, here I go.

(Siren wails)

Oh!

(Winces) what is that noise?

(Siren blares)

(Robots whir)

It's max.

Both: (sigh) oh...

Robots!

It's okay if you play with your robots, max.

But can you play a little more quietly, please?

It's hard to concentrate with all this noise.

Okay, max?

Thanks, max.

Ready, ruby?

Ready, roger.

(Gasps) oh!

Robot: take me to your leader.

He's right over there.

Robots!

Try again.

Ruby is our soccer playin' bunny!

If she can't do it, no one can, honey!

Yay, ruby!

Okay, roger, you won't even see this one.

Take me to your leader!

Ah!

Oh, no!

(Sighs)

Robot: take me to your leader.

Max!

Red alert! Red alert!

Incoming!

Danger! Danger!

Must return to ship!

I am a robot. I am a robot.

(Claps)

Robot?

Robot!

Looking for this?

Robot: take me to your leader.

Robot!

Max, you have to keep your robots

Off the soccer field.

I want to score against roger.

He's a really excellent goalie.

I just need one goal, okay?

Thanks, max.

(Whirring)

(Clunking)

Take me to your leader.

Ready, roger.

Ready, roger.

(Cheering) she's fluffy, she's bright,

She's dy-no-mite!

She's fluffy, she's bright,

She's dy-no-mite!

Goooooo ruby!

(Laughs)

Okay, soccer ball,

You know where you need to go!

Robot: take me to your leader.

Nice move, ruby!

Uh huh.

Thank you.

Robot: danger! Danger!

Ahhh... Oof!

Robot: must return to... Ship.

Robot : take me to your leader.

Louise: ruby, are you okay?

Yes, louise, I'm fine.

(Sighs) (half laugh) max.

(Robots whir)

Max: robots!

(Beeping)

Max: robot!

Robots!

Robot: I am a robot. I am a robot.

(Whirring and beeping)

I know you like your robots, max,

But please play with them over there.

(Robot beeps)

Take me to your leader.

Danger! Danger!

Red alert! Red alert!

Red alert!

I am a robot.

Um... Your turn, louise.

You take another turn, ruby.

You haven't really had a fair chance.

Thanks, louise.

Louise: (cheering) ruby, ruby! You can do it!

Just kick that ball, there's nothing it!

Yay, ruby!

(Giggles)

Ready, roger?

Uh-huh!

Robot: take me to your leader.

Goooo, ruby!

Danger! Danger!

Must return to ship!

Ruby rules!

I am a robot.

I am a robot.

Smooth move, ruby.

Thanks.

Huh?!

Robot: red alert! Red alert!

Incoming!

(Hard whack)

In...com...incoming...

Incoming!

Yay! I did it!

Yay, ruby!

Uh huh!

Yaaay!

(Laughs)

Roger: that was awesome, ruby.

How'd you do that?

Well, I did have a little help from...

Robots!

(Siren wails)

Ruby: "ruby's sand castle."

(Seagulls cry)

(Water rushes)

It's a perfect day for the beach!

Grandma: it sure is!

I love just standing in the water!

It feels so refreshing!

(Gasps and laughs)

And the sand tickles my feet!

Water!

Wait, max.

You know what we could do, max?

Make a beautiful sandcastle!

Water!

Let's build a sandcastle first,

And then go in the water.

Okay, max?

Ruby: max!

Let's make our sandcastle right here, okay?

It's going to be just like a real castle

With towers and flags and...

Everything!

First we pile up sand for the main part

Of the castle wall.

(Ruby hums happily) la-ta-da...

Doesn't look like much yet,

But just wait and see.

(Humming) day-dee-da-do-do...

Ah...

There!

Hmmm...

Now what would a real castle have?

Water!

Yes, max.

We'll go in the water soon.

But first I need you to help me make our sandcastle.

Ruby: max!

You're poking holes in the castle wall!

We'll have to cover them all up.

Wait a second!

These finger holes look like windows...

Just like in a real castle!

Good idea, max!

Water!

We're not nearly done yet, max.

Here, why don't you look for something

We can add to the castle?

Maybe you'll find some pretty seashells.

(Seagulls cry)

Grandma: you never know what you're going to find on the beach,

If you keep your eyes open.

(Seagulls cry)

(Wind blows gently)

Ruby: she sells seashells... (Laughs)

Sea sells seashells by the seahorse.

(Laughs) oops. That's not right!

Hello little feather!

(Giggles)

(Takes a deep breath and blows)

(Giggles)

You have to be very careful

When you make a sandcastle tower

Or it won't hold together.

Careful...

Careful...

Yes!

Now our sandcastle has a wall and a tower

And windows!

What else does a castle need?

(Gentle wind blows)

Hello again!

(Gasps)

This little feather can be a flag.

Look what I found, max!

A feather flag!

(Water laps at the shore)

Now we have a turret and a tower.

Did you find some pretty seashells

For the castle, max?

Eeewww!

Max!

You were supposed to get seashells,

Not seaweed!

(Gasps)

That seaweed kind of looks like bushes,

Just like a real castle would have!

There!

Now, we have walls and a tower

And windows and a flag and bushes.

Thanks max!

Hmmm...

What else would a real castle have?

Water!

Ruby: we can all go in the water, max,

Just as soon as we finish our castle.

I know what else we need!

A gate! Every castle has a gate!

Why don't you look for seashells again

While I make a gate?

Back for more beach treasures, max?

(Water laps at shore)

Now kings and queens and princesses

Can go in and out.

(Gasps)

This piece of driftwood will make a perfect drawbridge!

We'll put it right here in front of the gate!

There.

Now we have a drawbridge,

Just like a real castle.

Thank you, max!

Hmmm...

But it still needs...

Water!

Our castle is almost done, max.

And as soon as we finish it,

We can go play in the water.

I think I'll look along the beach

For some seashells.

You guard the castle while I'm gone,

Okay, max?

Don't let anything happen to it!

There must be some nice seashells here somewhere.

Ooh! Would you look at the state of me.

The tide's coming in and my sundress is all wet.

(Water laps the shore)

Ruby: you're right, grandma.

The waves are washing away my footprints!

Oh no. Our castle!

The waves are going to wash it away!

Max! The castle!

(Gasps)

Max?

(Water rushes)

Thank you, max!

Grandma: well, look at that!

It's just like a real castle!

It has walls, a tower,

Windows, a flag,

Bushes, and a gate with a drawbridge.

It even has a moat full of...

Water!

(Seagulls cry)