02x04 - Ruby''s Tea Party/Max Is It/Ruby''s Science Project

[bunniefuu]

♪ Ruby and max. ♪

♪ Max and ruby. ♪

♪ Ruby and max. ♪

(Man) ♪ max and ruby. ♪

(Woman) ♪ ruby and her little brother, max. ♪

[Children giggling] ♪ max and ruby. ♪ ♪

[Light whimsical music]

♪ ♪

Yo, h*, h*.

[Scratching noise]

Yo, h*, h*.

There, the tea is nearly ready.

The finger sandwiches are finished.

My plate of tea cakes are perfect.

Now all I need is some help

To get everything into the backyard.

Max.

Where did he go?

Yo, h*, h*.

Oh, there you are.

Are you still playing pirate?

I'm putting on a dolly tea party in the backyard.

You like to help?

Yo, h*, h*?

No, max, no, I can't play pirates with you.

We're having a tea party.

This is just the right size for my dolly table.

Every tea party needs a pretty tablecloth.

Can you please put this on the table, max?

When you're finished, come back in,

And I'll have the napkins ready for you, okay, max?

[Whimsical music]

♪ ♪

Yo, h*, h*.

Max?

Max!

What have you done with my tablecloth?

Yo, h*, h*.

Max, that's my tea party tablecloth.

It's not a sail for your pirate ship.

Come on, max.

Instead of playing pirate,

You can help me fold the napkins.

There, it's done.

What do you think, max?

Yo, h*, h*.

No, max, we're not playing pirate today.

We're having a tea party,

And these napkin boats are for the table.

Can you take these

And arrange them on the table, please?

Oh, and remember, max, one napkin boat per dolly.

Yo, h*, h*.

[Gasps]

Max, what are you doing now?

Yo, h*, h*.

Max, these aren't pirate boats.

They're napkin boats.

We're having a tea party, and pirates aren't invited.

You play here

While I fix the table.

(Max) yo, h*, h*.

I hope max didn't touch anything.

[Sighs] good.

Everything is just the way I left it.

Tablecloth is still in place,

The finger sandwiches are all arranged,

And each seat has a napkin boat

And a teacup for each dolly.

Wait a minute.

Everything's here but the dollies.

Where did they go?

[Doll speaking] I'm little miss miracle. Wah, wah.

I'm little miss miracle. Wah, wah.

Yo, h*, h*.

[Gasps]

No, max.

Miracle. Wah--

Max, you can't make little miss miracle

Walk the plank.

We're not playing pirates, max.

We're having a tea party.

Could you please take all my dollies to the table

While I go upstairs to change?

Good.

I'll just finish tying this bow, and voila.

Just right for an afternoon tea party

With all my favorite dolly friends.

Now I'll put on my special royal princess ruby necklace.

Wait a second.

Where is my royal princess ruby necklace?

I know I left it here right beside my jewelry box.

Wait a second.

Where's my jewelry box?

Max.

Max?

I've changed my mind.

Let's play pirates.

Yo, h*, h*?

Yes, captain max.

Let's start by digging for buried pirate treasure.

Yo, h*, h*.

Hmm, so "x" marks the spot.

Is this where we look for buried treasure,

Captain max?

Yo, h*, h*.

[Digging noise]

Thunk

Aye, captain max,

I think we've found our buried treasure.

It's a treasure chest all right.

I'll bet there are some beautiful jewels inside.

My royal princess ruby necklace.

To celebrate our pirate haul,

I'm going to wear my special royal princess ruby necklace

To the tea party.

But only on one condition.

That captan max the pirate

Will be my special guest.

Yo, h*, h*!

[Light whimsical music]

♪ ♪

[Girls laughing]

Swinging together was fun.

What game do you want to play next?

There must be something we can all play together.

Um--

Hmm.

[Rustling noise]

Dribbler.

(Ruby) freeze, max.

[Together] freeze tag.

Freeze tag's fun.

I love freeze tag.

(Max) dribbler.

We just had lunch, max.

You can have your slime dribbler when it's snack time.

Right now, why don't you play freeze tag

With valerie, louise, and me?

You know the rules, don't you, max?

We should explain them.

The way you play freeze tag is,

Someone is it;

And it tries to tag everyone else.

Once you get tagged by it, you're frozen.

And you have to stay that way until it tags everyone.

We'll show you.

Pretend I'm it.

You run away, valerie.

Okay.

Too late. Freeze.

Once you're frozen, you can't move.

Ting

No matter what happens,

You have to stay frozen

Until everyone has been tagged.

Then the person who's it has to unfreeze everyone

By tagging them again.

[Sighs]

Or you'd be frozen forever.

Do you get the idea, max?

Let's choose who's it.

One potato, two potato, three potato, four;

Five potato, six potato, seven potato, more.

I'm glad I'm not it.

One potato, two potato, three potato, four;

Five potato, six potato, seven potato, more.

It's you or max, ruby.

One potato, two potato, three potato, four;

Five potato, six potato, seven potato, more.

(Ruby) you're it, max.

Good luck, max.

You're going to need it.

Big kids like valerie and louise

Are pretty hard to catch, max, but you can do it.

Being it is fun.

Dribbler.

It's not snack time, max.

It's game time.

Let's start now.

Catch me if you can, max.

You can't catch me.

(Valerie) here I am.

Try to catch me, max.

[Laughing]

Dribbler.

Look out.

[Gasps]

Don't let him freeze you.

I'm too fast for you to catch me, max.

[Whispering] louise,

Have you seen it anywhere?

Uh-uh.

Where's it gone?

Oh, max, where are you?

Watch out, ruby, behind you.

[Screams]

[Girls laughing]

[Valerie screams]

Freeze.

You're frozen, valerie.

[Laughs] you can't move.

(Max) dribbler.

(Ruby) but we still can.

[Ruby laughing]

♪ ♪

Look out.

Freeze.

(Ruby) louise, you're frozen too.

It's just you and me, max.

[Laughing]

♪ You can't catch me. ♪ ♪

[Laughing]

[Max panting]

Oh, max?

You haven't frozen me yet.

Where's it gone?

[Muffled speech]

[Muffled speech]

It's not supposed to hide.

[Muffled speech]

Dribbler.

[Gasps]

[Ruby screams]

Freeze.

Dribbler.

[Chewing noise]

[Light whimsical music]

♪ ♪

[Robot speaking] red alert. Red alert.

Danger. Danger.

It was a great idea to make a volcano

For our science project.

I think bunny scout leader's going to love it.

Red alert. Red alert. [Gasps]

Danger. Danger. Red alert.

[Voice deadens] danger. Danger.

You'll have to play with your toys

Somewhere else, max.

We can't have any toys

Near our science project.

Louise and I are making a papier-mache volcano

For our bunny scout science badge.

Volcanoes are like mountains that explode

And sh**t out red hot lava that runs down the sides.

See; it's going to look like this when it's done.

Candy.

No, max, no candy now.

Candy.

What if I help you make a healthy snack?

Come on, max.

Wait here. I'll be right back.

Plop

Here, max, you can make your own

Strawberry jam and lettuce sandwich

Just the way you like it.

Candy.

After you finish your sandwich, max.

I've got to get back

To our science project.

Next, we need to make our goopy glue.

First we need one cup of flour,

Then some water, and stir.

It's supposed to feel like lumpy oatmeal.

[Together] eww.

[Laughing]

Candy.

Are you done with your sandwich already, max?

Hmm, I think I'll check.

Okay, I'll keep working.

Please move, max.

You were supposed to eat your food, max,

Not play with it.

Candy.

You need to have some healthy food

Before you can have candy, max.

[Sighs]

All right, I'll make the sandwich for you.

Bunny scout leader is coming to see our science project

In a little while,

So no more interruptions, all right, max?

Alert. Alert.

Prepare the disposal unit.

Prepare the disposal unit.

We need to dip these paper strips into the goop

And lay them on the wire.

[Together] eww.

[Laughing]

This volcano is going to look so real when we're done.

(Max) candy.

[Sighs]

Is your sandwich gone this time?

All right, max, I'll go inside with you,

And you can pick out your candy.

I'll put this stuff away.

Hmm, max,

You were supposed to eat the sandwich,

Not put it back.

Candy.

How about some crunchy granola chunks?

You'll like them.

Candy.

After your crunchy granola chunks, max.

Here you go.

When they're gone you can have your candy.

[Trickling]

[Beeping]

Black and white--

Makes gray.

Candy.

Hmm, your crunchy granola chunks

Are all gone, max?

The bowl is empty.

That's good, max; I'll get you some can--

[Squishing]

Max, the cereal was supposed to go inside you,

Not back inside the box.

Candy.

I know something max might like.

Here you go, max,

A nice, fresh, nutritious apple.

Thank you, louise.

That's a great idea for a snack.

Candy.

[Sighs]

Just have the apple first, max.

Then you can have your candy.

I promise.

[Together] hmm.

It's very volcano-like.

Yes, but not very exciting.

I agree.

[Helicopter sputtering]

The lava just doesn't look like it's gushing.

Candy.

Is your apple all gone, max?

All right, max,

I guess you can have some candy now.

Red hot marshmallow squirters coming up.

Here you go, max.

Don't get those messy things too close to our project, max.

[Door closes]

There must be something we can do

To make it more gushy.

[Together] hmm.

[Squirting noise]

[Together] max. That's it.

Very impressive, girls, an outstanding job.

Now, tell me,

How did you make that lava so gushy?

Well, we did have a little help with that.

[Squirting noise]

Candy.