01x39 - The Dark Scorpions

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Chick: we've been waitin' for this day a long time.

Now it's here.

I know. It's hard to believe da boss is actually comin'.

Of course he's coming.

After all, all of the pieces are finally in place.

They will be once we enact the plan, at least.

All: there's no stopping the dark scorpions now.

Man: land ho, detective.

That's academy island right up there.

Time to go to work.

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Jaden: what's up, alexis? Hmm?

How's your bro atticus doing?

So-so.

I mean, he's out of that hospital bed now,

But he still can't remember much of what happened.

I'm sure he'll come around soon, alexis. Hmm.

Anyway, what brings you all over?

The law, actually.

Huh? Hmm?

Good afternoon, ma'am. I'm detective zaloog.

Ok.

Banner: you see, alexis, since of the spirit keys

Have already been taken by the shadow riders

And the fate of the world rests on protecting the remaining ,

The academy thought it best to call in the police.

Right here, around my neck.

Same here.

Yeah. Same with me.

Oh, my.

That's exactly what I was afraid of.

You may think that's where it's safest, but it's not,

For you see, all the shadow duelists have to do

Is find you, and they found the key.

So the detective suggests we all hide our keys somewhere.

Whatever's clever, I guess.

Nobody'll think to look here.

Yes.

Just be sure, chazz, that you keep it a secret.

[Thump]

Who's that?

Hmm?

Oh, that's just gorg. He's the janitor.

Hmm. There.

The junk drawer.

Good. No one will ever find it mixed in with all that clutter.

[Squeak]

Hmm? Hmm?

Who's there? Aah!

Oh, it's you.

Well? Who is it?

Hey, c.k., You lost again?

Your room is next door, remember?

Oh. Oh, yeah.

C.k. Is a new transfer student.

He's kinda on the slow side. I love duelin' him.

Hmm.

Well, this is where I keep all my other valuables.

There. Nice work.

Meanae: oh, sorry.

I, uh, didn't mean to disturb you all.

Huh? What? Who is this?

It's cool. She's the school nurse, no one to worry about.

I bet your spirit key will be safe there, professor banner.

What makes ya think that, chumley,

The fact that it's called a safe?

Huh? Huh?

Wait. Who's that over there?

Oh, that's just cliff the security guard.

If anything, he'll make it even more safe.

[Yawns]

Well, I suppose we can go to sleep soundly now.

Zaloog: yes, quite soundly. Now, children, get to bed.

You all must be exhausted.

[All snoring]

Zaloog: and it is done.

All the spirit keys are ours.

Meanae: so why aren't the gates opening?

Gorg: yeah. Dat's da only way we can get to those sacred beast cards.

Chick: we must have to do something else.

Zaloog: and I'll bet those children know what.

So much for doing this the nice way.

[No audio]



Uh, morons?

See these little things in my ears?

They're ear plugs. Now start over.

Your key, it's vanished, chazz.

Look.

What in the-- no. It can't be.

It's gone. How?

Those things in your ears,

They make it so you can't hear doors being kicked in.

It looks like they're back.

Both: the shadow riders.

Come on. We have to tell everyone.

So all your keys are gone, too?

Yes, I'm afraid so.

See, jaden?

And they weren't wearing earplugs.

Zaloog: we'll figure this out.

Banner: detective zaloog, what's going on?

I rounded up some suspects

To help get to the bottom of this most serious crime.

So you'll question them?

In due time,

After I pose a few questions to you first.

Huh. Whatever.

After all, he's the detective, right?

Wrong. Huh?

Something's up. What's up?

Chazz, let's let him do his job.

Sorry, but this here is a job for chazz princeton.

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Now, everyone who knew where those keys were is in this room.

So that means the thief has to be, too.

Yeah, I guess, but how will we find him?

I mean, won't we need evidence?

You know, I did see a press-on nail on my bedroom floor.

Uh-oh.

A press-on nail?

That sounds like a very promising clue, lex.

So where's the press-on nail now?

I, uh, kinda threw it in the garbage.

The garbage?

Well, there goes that lead.

Yeah. Guess I goofed.

I got one.

There was a set of footprints leading right up to my safe.

Oh!

That's perfect, professor banner.

What size shoe was it?

What was the style of the shoe tread?

I kind of vacuumed it up.

Ya know, there was a hole in the wall of our room.

It's true.

And let me guess, slacker.

You've already sealed it back up.

Well, uh, kind of.

You guys are really something.

Hey, thanks. We do what we can.

You sure do.

Uh...

Banner: well, without any evidence,

I guess we won't know who did it.

He did it...and him...

And him...and her.

Aah!

Chick: uh, and you're basing this on what?

Yeah. You heard everyone.

There's no proof. You've got nothing on us.

Oh, don't i? What?

Look. How about I ask the questions?

Hmph. How about... We hear from them?

Ha ha ha!

See, when we hid each of the spirit keys,

I hid one of these cards with them.

The of them are kind of my eyes and ears

When I'm not around...

And in my dorm room, I had all of these watching you.

The point is, they all saw who did it.

Caught ya red-handed.

Soitenly did.

You're so busted.

Who told you what?

Really. I'm lost.

All: where are these so-called witnesses?

Ha ha ha!

Well, maybe you can't see them, but I can,

And I know they're behind this, detective.

Ha ha ha! You're mistaken.

It's not just them. It's me, too.

What? What? What?

That's right, my children.

All of us are in on it.

We are the criminal ring known as...

All: the dark scorpions.

All: uh, sorry. Never heard of you.

Of course you haven't.

We've been deep undercover

At your school for years now,

Waiting for our chance to nab those keys...

All: and now, the scorpions finally have them.

So?

To use them,

You'll still have to beat me in a duel.

So bring it on.

Why you? I'll duel.

I'll take them on.

Or professor banner could.

Oh, I'll sit this one out.

Of course. That's it--

Why the keys didn't work.

Ha!

We have to beat them in a duel.

Got that right.

So let's go, shadow rider.

Hmm.

Duel. Duel.

I'll win this as easy as I stole your keys.

First, I'll summon golem sentry in defense mode.

Next, I place a card face down.

That'll do for now.

My turn. Hah!

I play the spell card fiend's sanctuary.

With this card, I can summon a metal fiend token to the field,

And now I'll sacrifice my fiend token

To bring out armed dragon level .

Go, armed dragon.

Use those arms to destroy that golem.

Spiked spinner.

Aah! All right...

And for my next move, I'm gonna place two facedowns.

Then I'll use my dragon's ability,

And it's a big one.

[All gasp]

Got that right.

On the turn armed dragon level wins a fight,

Well, then you can trade him in...

For a level .

Zaloog: level him up all you want.

It won't matter, and you're about to see why.

First, I play pot of greed.

It lets me draw two more cards from my deck.

Hmm.

Ah, just what I wanted--

The one and only don zaloog...

[All gasp]

And when I say one and only, I really mean it

Because, my children, I am him.

Wait. So...

He's a card? Whoa.

Not just me.

With this, mustering of the dark scorpions,

I can summon all of them.

That's right--

All the dark scorpions in my hand

Come join me on the field now.

Scorpion roll call.

Rolls? Who's got the rolls? Where are da rolls?

He means say your name, gorg.

I'm meanae the thorn.

The name is cliff the trap remover.

Guess how I remove 'em.

I'm chick the yellow.

I'm foot when I jump up.

All: and together, we're the dark scorpions.

[Thinking] losers.

Now I'll play a trap.

Hmm.

You see, on the first turn

That all the dark scorpions are out,

This trap allows each of us to attack you directly,

And for every one of those att*cks,

You'll lose life points.

Now let him have it--

Dark scorpion combination.

Yah!

Yah! Yah!

Take this-- thorn whip.

Double blast attack.

Scorpion slice.

Mallet mash.

Hammer hammer.

Ah! Ohh!

Uh!

Yaah! Aah!

This isn't how you wanna start a duel.

Ha ha ha! And there's more, too,

For you see, chazz,

Now our special abilities go into effect against you.

Say what? That's right.

So first a monster on your field

Must return to the top of your deck.

And then next, a card on your field returns to your hand.

Cliff: there's more.

The top two cards on your deck,

They go to the grave.

And then one card in your hand is destroyed.

And finally, a card with "dark scorpion" in its name,

Can be added to our hand from the graveyard.

And I'll pick this-- dark scorpion combination,

The card that started it all,

And now it'll end it all.

Stay tough, chazz.

You can beat these guys.

Hello? Of course I can.

Now be quiet and let the chazz do his thing.

I play level modulation.

Now you get to draw two cards,

And I get to summon from the grave

A high-level monster without paying a dime,

And I choose armed dragon level .

[Roars]

Ugh, him again?

You give me no choice but to play two face downs then.

I hate it when this guy plays face downs.

I hear ya, syrus.

This should be interesting.

It's my turn,

And first, armed dragon level 's effect activates.

Now, by sending one monster card in my hand to the grave,

Monsters with attack points equal or fewer

Than my discarded one are destroyed,

And the card I'm discarding is despair from the dark--

, Attack points.

Hold it. I play a trap--

Retreat of the dark scorpions.

Now all dark scorpions on the field retreat to my hand.

Fine. I'll attack directly.

Armed dragon, go get him.

Dragon sonic sphere.

Ohh!

Yaah! Aah!

All: oh, no.

How dare he strike the boss like that.

Don't you worry. We'll get him back.

I place one card face down and end my turn.

One lucky move-- that's all--

But it won't matter.

It ends here.

I summon myself, don zaloog, again.

[Gasps]

Ha ha ha!

Then I'll play mustering of the dark scorpions.

Welcome back, team.

Yeah! Yeah. Yeah.

Sorry. They're not back yet.

I play ojama trio.

Oh. Oh. Waah!

Huh? Huh?

Cliff: hey, wait a sec. Why are they on our field?

So that you all can't be.

See, ojama trio creates ojama tokens,

And they take up of your monster slots,

And when destroyed, you lose life points.

Rrgh!

Sorry, pal.

Thanks for havin' us.

I just love hot chocolate.

So we can't come out? No fair.

I can. Go on, boss.

Do what you have to do.

Meanae, I'll never forget you for this.

I play dark scorpion tragedy of love.

When don zaloog and meanae the thorn are on the field,

I can send meanae to the graveyard to destroy all of your monsters.

Avenge me, boss. Avenge me!

Rrgh! I sure will.

I attack you directly.

Double blast attack.

And now, my special ability activates.

You have to discard one random card from your hand.

Actually, it'd be my pleasure... Huh?

Cuz the only card in my hand is ojamagic,

And when this card is sent to the graveyard,

Well, then ojama yellow, green, and black all come to my hand.

Bring 'em out. They don't scare me.

Yeah. Well, we'll see what I can do to change that.

My turn. Go, pot of greed,

And next, I play polymerization.

Scared yet? You will be.

Do your thing, ojamas.

You've got it.

Time to show these numbskulls.

It soitenly is.

Ooh! Ooh!

Ojama king.

Uh, what is this?

[Ojamas cheering]

Ohh... Ohh... Ohh...

Ha ha ha!

Now I play my spell card--ojamuscle.

Uhh...

Ojama king: ojama tokens, come to daddy.

Ah.

Aah! Aah!

Ojama yellow: in we go! Ooh!

Chazz: ojamuscle destroys all ojama monsters out,

And for every one that's destroyed,

King gains , attack points,

Oh, and since those were ojama tokens that were destroyed,

You now lose life points...

And now king's attack points will rise

To ,.

Now go, ojama king.

Attack don with flying belly flop drop.

Uh...

Incoming!

Zaloog: yow!

All right! You won.

Way to duel, chazz.

Bye-bye.

No. This can't be. We can't lose.

We're the dark scorpions.

Stay strong.

[Both gasp]

Well, guys, guess that's one less shadow rider

We have to worry about.

Well, I say good riddance.

That's what you get for trying to steal.

Yes, and now the spirit keys are back in safe hands.

But where's don zaloog

And the other scorpions?

Don't know, but chazz seems concerned.

Wonder why.

Hmm.

Hmph.

Hmph.

You sure know how to throw a good party, ojama yellow.

Ojama yellow: and we're going all night.

Meanae: hey, where's ojama king?

Yeah.

He comes late. Likes to make a big entrance.

That's dynamite.

♪ Chillin' out with the crew in the schoolyard ♪

♪ Finding trouble

♪ Never looking too hard ♪

♪ Well, back at class ♪

♪ They never taught us this ♪

♪ Some things you gotta learn hit or miss ♪

♪ Tough times, hard climbs ♪

♪ We'll take 'em on together ♪

♪ Right now

♪ Let's go

♪ Yu-gi-oh gx

♪ Game on, get your game on ♪

♪ Come on, come on and get your game on ♪