Army of the Dead (2021)

[bunniefuu]

Gatekeeper, this is Mothership.

The Four Horsemen are on the gallop.

You are a go to open the stable door.

I repeat, open the stable door.

The payload is secure,

and the Horsemen are en route.

Make sure I look cute.

- Whoo!

- Get in here.

Vegas, baby.

Vegas!

Go, baby. Yeah.

- We did it!

- Yeah.

I think it went. Go, baby.

Let's go. Let's go.

Whoo!

- Get out of here!

- Yeah!

I love life, b*tches!

Love, love, love

What are you doing?

Get in here. I feel it!

Any idea

what the hell we're hauling?

Why we need

all this firepower to protect it?

Could be anything

from a briefcase nuke

to the original copy of the Constitution

but the one written

in the Founding Fathers' blood.

Right. Or like, uh

Bigfoot.

I was thinking more like

headpiece to the Staff of Ra

or, uh, Amelia Earhart but alive.

- So, the less you know, the better.

- True.

I got you a little present for making

an honest woman out of me.

Okay. What?

Wait, what are you talking about?

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Get in there. All right.

You are in trouble now, mister.

All right, I've got one.

How about the lunar lander

that was supposedly left on the moon?

Yeah, I like

the thematic extraterrestrial reference,

seeing as we're just coming

from, uh Well, you know.

- So you're saying there's a chance.

- Chance of what?

Chance we're hauling a Well, you know.

The Holy Grail.

Yeah, could be the Grail.

Not the "Grail" Grail

but the Holy Grail of things

we shouldn't be hauling.

You're gonna just make me say it out loud?

I honestly don't

I mean, you're being cryptic.

Oh, wow.

Area 51.

Secret hangar. Autopsy.

All right, I'll say it. It's an alien.

- Oh, my God!

- Look out!

Blackwing's hurt.

Come on, guys. Hustle up.

- Let's get this thing out!

- Hurry up!

Get this one. Hustle, hustle.

Multiple DOAs, sir.

Never mind. They're dead in there.

Let's get to this one. Come on.

- Guys, get to payload two!

- Copy that!

Mothership, this is

the Four Horsemen. Do you copy?

Copy. Go ahead, Horsemen.

We're in an emergency situation,

Mothership. Requesting support.

Copy, Horsemen.

What is the nature of your emergency?

We've been

in a serious accident, Mothership.

We got numerous fatalities for sure.

We need a medevac ASAP.

Copy that, Horsemen.

Dispatching medevac now.

Keep your comms open

while I contact the medevac.

Horsemen, what is

the condition of the payload?

The payload.

Uh

Yeah, payload is compromised.

Looks like it's busted open

in the middle of the highway.

Stand by, Horsemen.

All right, listen carefully.

Gather whoever can walk or move

and get away from the payload immediately.

Wait, what are you telling me to do?

Shut the f*ck up and listen to me.

Get your men out of there, Horsemen.

If they can't move, leave them.

You understand?

Get away

from that location now! Do you copy?

Yeah, yeah, I copy.

Hey! Hey!

Leave it.

Do what?

- They said to stay away from it.

- What?

They said stay

Hey, we gotta go.

You heard what they said.

We need to move now!

We need to go back. They need our help!

No. There is no "they." You understand?

Everyone's f*cked. Come on.

Wait, wait, wait! Wait!

No, no, no. We can't stop.

We got to keep moving.

We're far enough away now. It's okay.

It is so not okay.

All right, all right.

What was that?

It's hunting us.

It's getting further away. Let's go.

- Holy sh*t. Are you kidding me?

- That really scared me.

Are ya ready, boys?

A one, two, three, four

I saw what you did there.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

joining me at the microphone,

Ms. Allison Crowe.

Ah, sh**t.

Thousands of protesters

marched on the Capitol this morning

in response to yesterday's

historic Congressional vote

that narrowly ratified

the controversial proposal

to wipe out the last remains

of the so-called Zombie Wars,

which drew to a dramatic end

with the US military

suffering massive casualties

and being forced to retreat

as Vegas was walled off with the zombies

left inside to haunt the abandoned city.

This will mark the culmination

of the president's efforts

to fulfill his campaign promise

to exterminate

Las Vegas'undead population

by taking the extreme action of dropping

a low-yield tactical nuclear b*mb

on the city of Las Vegas

in four days' time,

coinciding with sunset

on the Fourth of July holiday.

The executive order

has prompted the full evacuation

of the McCarran quarantine camp,

which has long been

the target of civil rights groups

who have argued

that no evidence of infection

has been detected in the camp.

Excuse me.

May I talk to that gentleman, please?

Hey, Scott, you got a visitor.

Mr. Ward.

Hey. You're Bly Tanaka, right?

You want to see me?

It's not every man

who saves the secretary of defense

from a horde of flesh-eating monsters,

earns the Medal of Freedom,

only to end up

Working at a burger joint.

Mr. Tanaka,

I am well aware of my situation.

Here's the thing.

There's $200 million

in the basement vault beneath the Strip.

Two hundred million the insurance company

already reimbursed me for,

un-taxable, untraceable.

Un-spendable.

That's where you come in.

With 96 hours left,

the government has already moved

more than half of its military presence

out of the quarantine zone,

which makes it vulnerable.

I want you to put together

a team and get it out.

In exchange,

50 million is yours to divvy up

amongst whomever you take in with you.

Intrigued?

Don't give me an answer.

Think on it for the night.

In good faith.

We'll talk soon, Mr. Ward.

You should just be happy

that this is essentially

a government-funded health care solution

that will put an end to all of this.

Come on, Sean.

You know they're not infected.

If they were,

they would be zombies already.

They're political prisoners,

just people the government

doesn't want on the streets.

You know as well as I do, if you have

questionable immigration status,

advocate for g*y rights or ab*rtion,

the next thing you know,

they have a temperature g*n at your head

or dragging you out

of your house or your car

under the guise of public safety.

We've tested

thousands of nukes in the Nevada desert.

This is no different.

Attention detainees

of Las Vegas McCarran quarantine camp.

This facility is in an active evacuation.

Board the shuttle bus forBarstow.

Have your current

temporary health clearance card

to present to officials

as you board the shuttle.

Reminder, shuttles

will be leaving every 15 minutes.

- Hey, guys.

- Kate!

Hi. I can't breathe.

- You guys excited for the big move?

- Yeah!

Kate, let the kids finish packing.

Go on. Come on.

Kate, I need you to promise me something.

In case anything

happens to me in the next few days,

just make sure

the kids make it out to Barstow. Okay?

What do you mean? What could happen?

You know her, don't you?

The coyote.

Geeta, that is not an option.

Kate,

she helps people get in,

crack a slot machine, slip back out.

Before anyone even knows, you're gone.

That money is our ticket out of here,

or we'll be trapped in Barstow forever.

Listen, these guards,

they don't give a sh*t.

But for five grand,

I can buy my way out, me and my kids.

I have to get the kids out by Friday,

and I will do

whatever it takes to protect my family.

Geeta, people that go in there,

they don't always come back.

Just forget it.

- Hey, wait, wait, wait, Geeta, come on.

- Just let it go, okay?

- Well

- Hey.

Everything okay here, ladies?

What, you don't have

anything better to do?

Kate

- The f*ck you say to me, volunteer?

- She didn't say anything.

- Is that right, volunteer?

- Kate.

Shut the f*ck up! Shut the f*ck up!

Okay.

What? Were you saying something to me?

Don't.

No, I didn't say anything.

You know, the first sign

of infection is belligerence

and actions outside of social norms.

Look at me and hold still.

Clear.

Volunteers

and temporary workers,

employee shuttles leave in five minutes.

Your turn.

If you want,

I could use my rectal thermometer.

Oh.

You're down a couple of decimal points.

You sure you're feeling all right?

- You sure you're not infected?

- I I'm fine.

I'm fine. I'm I feel fine.

Well,

you're both within

the margin of error, but watch it.

You better be on that bus, volunteer.

as*h*le.

What were you thinking?

Do you know how easy it would be

for him to make you disappear?

All he has to say

is that you dropped a degree,

and nobody would question it, nobody.

- I know, I'm

- You know?

I just He

Look, it doesn't matter.

I'm sorry. I just

I need you to promise me

that you're not gonna do anything stupid.

Geeta, it's it's not worth the risk.

No, you're right.

I won't.

I promise. Okay?

Thanks.

employee shuttles

leave in five minutes.

Mom!

Yes?

Mr. Tanaka, I'm in a tough spot.

I don't like you very much.

So I hate giving you

the satisfaction of taking the job, but

You'd best to gather your team.

You'll need

a helicopter pilot and a safecracker.

I'm gonna text you an address.

Be there at 4:00 p.m. tomorrow.

He's in.

I hate to ask, but

I have to take the kids to school,

and if I can't get to my job...

Don't worry, I'll fix it.

Thank you, Maria.

Don't worry about it.

Careful, I'm all greasy.

Sharkey, give her the white loaner.

- Gracias, Maria.

- Say hi to the kids.

Okay. Bye.

f*ck.

Hey.

Hey!

So you think it's a bad idea?

Come on, Scotty.

It's not a matter of "think."

It's a matter of "is,"

and it is a bad g*dd*mn idea.

- You're out?

- I didn't say that.

You're in?

I didn't say that either.

But you're intrigued.

That much I'm guessing

your a*s knew before you even walked in.

I mean, think about it.

Everything we did,

all those people we saved,

look what it got us.

But what if what if just once,

we did something just for us?

We could die.

Yeah, we'll probably die.

Hmm.

Some of us at least.

Fifty million dollars.

Fifty million.

What's the split? Even however many ways?

Figured you, me, and Vanderohe will take

15 million each, assuming he'll do it.

Everybody else who isn't family

Nobody needs to know our cut.

Now you're getting it.

Who else

is on your crazy-a*s list?

So I see you had a visitor.

Talk to me. How'd it go?

Well, first time she's come

to visit me in six months.

We can't make small talk

for more than 35 minutes

without it turning into a fight.

Still, she seems happy.

That's what matters, I suppose.

I'm sure that she appreciates you,

even if you don't realize it.

- Mmm.

- I mean it.

And if she doesn't screw her.

That's, uh, some heavy sh*t.

So where's your head at?

You know, when we were in it,

like, when we were really in it,

I never thought about the faces

of all the countless monsters

but now just realized, you know,

were people.

But now their faces,

that's all I see.

I don't know if being back in

would be better or worse.

God, I can't figure that out,

but I guess

there is a chance that it could be

Cathartic.

There it is.

Would you look at that.

They should have

nuked Vegas in the early '90s, but

- This is great.

- Peters!

Holy sh*t.

What's up?

What the hell brings you here?

How's the job?

Sucks a*s. What're you guys doing here?

- Well...

- We are putting together a crew for a job.

Yeah? What does it pay?

Well, if it pans out,

you make two million dollars

for one day's work.

- Two million dollars?

- But...

That's my share. Just for me?

Two million dollars if it pans out?

Hundred percent. I'm in. Yeah.

You don't want to know the risks or...

Why would I want to know the risks?

Two million dollars? That's a lot of cash.

Listen, I hate my life so deeply,

if I had two million dollars,

my life would change drastically.

Yeah. Thank you. Yes.

You sure you don't want to know?

Uh

I bet it has something

to do with a helicopter.

Yeah.

- I'm the helicopter guy. Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Where do I sign?

- Okay.

- I'm in.

- Thanks. Nice seeing you, bud.

She hasn't changed, has she?

Nope. Still weird as ever.

Come on. This next one's on me.

Come on. sh*t.

That's it, baby.

That's what I'm f*ck' talking about!

Mikey Guzman.

- Mikey Guzman. Name rings a bell.

- Mm-hmm.

Check this out.

This is your boy,Mikey Guzman,

taping live from East Las Vegas.

We got a group of

I counted at least five,

but let me double-check. Hold on.

Seven. We got seven shamblers.

Boom, m*therf*cker! Double headshot.

- sh*t!

- Kid's crazy.

There are Reddit forums

devoted to this guy.

Swagger, baby!

- Swagger, man. Hell, yeah.

- That's how it's done.

Thank you very much.

@GuzmanOfTheDead420.

Make sure to like and subscribe.

Yo, that m*therf*cker has a Rolex.

That's ten grand at least.

Hey!

Qu onda, gero?

Mikey Guzman.

Yo, what's up?

What would you say about making 500 grand?

I'd say, "Who the hell do I gotta k*ll?"

I love him.

What are we doing here?

You told me you needed a safecracker.

Might be your missing piece.

How would you like to make

250 grand for one day's work?

Oh, my God.

Can you crack it?

- Can I crack it?

- Yeah.

Can I crack it?

This is like showing me a picture

of Botticelli's Madonna of the Magnificat

and asking me if I want to f*ck her.

Okay, the man who designed

this wonderful work of art,

Hans Wagner,

he named it Der Gtterdmmerung

for the final chapter in his namesake,

Richard Wagner's epic opera,

Der Ring des Nibelungen.

- Mmm.

- Can it be opened and by me?

I don't know.

- I honestly don't.

- Okay.

Watch your fingers, Mr. Big Hand.

But of the world's living locksmiths,

do I represent

your greatest chance of opening it?

I can, with humility, say yes.

You're in?

It's a doorway

to another realm, my friends,

and providence has brought you to me.

We go through it together.

- By the way, what's your name?

- Scott Ward.

- Sorry?

- Scott Ward.

Dieter, Scott Ward.

Are you ready to play?

Yeah.

Scott, this is Damon. That's Chambers.

- They're with me. They'll be on my dime.

- Okay.

- How's it going?

- Welcome to the team.

Scott, you want to tell me

what's up with the kid?

Look at him. No offense,

but he doesn't look

like zombie k*ller material.

Hi, my name is Dieter, and I'm going

to open what cannot be opened.

Are you kidding me?

No, we need the kid

to open the safe.

We lose him, we got nothing.

Let's go, guys. Bring it in.

Mr. Tanaka, team's all here.

Lovely to have you

all gathered here today.

Meet your target.

The Vegas Bly.

You can't fly into Vegas.

It's restricted airspace.

But you can fly out.

There is an abandoned rescue helicopter

on top of the north tower, Sodom.

If you coordinate and communicate,

this should be a simple in-and-out.

You will enter the city

with a 32-hour window.

Whatever zombies are still walking

should be no problem for a g*ng

of tough hombres such as yourselves.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

My apologies.

How precisely do we do the zombie k*lling?

Oh, Jesus.

Is there anybody else here

who hasn't k*lled a zombie?

Well, we all know the basics.

Zombies, shamblers, the undead,

whatever you wanna call them,

when it comes to k*lling them,

it's all about the brain.

Brain.

One comes at you, sh**t it in the brain.

It's that simple. Any questions?

Yes. What if I took a big rock

and smashed it into the head?

Would would that work?

Yeah. Yeah, that, uh

That also would still be targeting

the brain, so that would work.

Copy that.

Sorry, Mr. Tanaka, please continue.

From there,

you move down the Strip.

You'll reach the casino

in less than two hours.

You go in and find the generator.

The safe,

beneath the south tower, Gomorrah

Is at the end of a hallway.

There, you'll find

several nonlethal deterrents.

You'll have to find a way to trigger them.

Meanwhile,

our fearless pilot-slash-mechanic

fuels the helicopter.

Back at the main door,

our safecracker gets to work.

Like a surgeon or a painter,

his masterpiece rendered

in barely audible clicks.

Finally, she succumbs

to the sheer dominance

of his gentle touch.

Then, all you have to do

is load the money on the helicopter

and fly off into the sunset.

All this

a full day before the nuke

ever leaves the launchpad.

Easy peasy Japanese-y.

Sorry, sir.

We're not allowed to say that anymore.

It's "lemon squeezy" now.

Yeah, but I'm...

I think it's fine if he's Japanese-y.

As you wish.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

Take a look.

Oh. Okay. Good job. Good job.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

This is the real plan? It's zombies?

Yeah, bro, what's going on?

I thought you were cool with it.

You were always talking about how, if you

saw a zombie, you'd f*ck his sh*t up.

That was bullshit, man.

What?

f*ck this. I'm out.

This is crazy. You all are gonna die.

- Jesus Christ.

- Sorry, brother.

Amateurs.

Hey, Damon. Wait, man.

All right, team,

grab your load-out bags.

See you at 6:00 a.m. sharp.

Roger that, Cap.

Now, hold up, hold up.

My name's Martin.

I'm Mr. Tanaka's head of security.

Anything you need, you talk to me.

I can access any hardware you might want.

I'll also be accompanying you on this job

because of my

extensive knowledge of the casino.

Any questions?

Good. See you at 0600.

0600?

How're you feeling?

You're insane.

You know that, right?

But if it's a choice

between dying on the Strip

and spending another day

flipping patties at the Lucky Boy,

I'll gamble on a few million.

Have you given

any thought to how you'll get in?

Yeah.

Recent arrivals

require a full health inspection.

Barstow Quarantine Center

is a zero-tolerance facility.

Without a green health clearance sticker

on your key card,

you will not be permitted in common areas.

Hey. Kate.

- What are you doing here?

- I need to talk to you.

- No. No!

- Wait. Whoa!

Just hear me out. Hear me out.

I have an opportunity,

and I need your help.

Look. I know this is gonna sound crazy.

But do one thing for me.

For you?

Do this one thing,

and I can give you $15 million.

- Fifteen million?

- Fifteen

You don't have $15 million.

If you do this one thing for me, I will.

I know this

is not gonna make up for what I did

or what type of father I was.

Yeah.

With $15 million,

you can help these people.

You can go back to school,

do whatever you want.

Whatever you do with this money,

I know will be the right thing.

What one thing?

Hey. Please! Hey. Hey.

You're the coyote, right?

Take us in. Please.

Please.

Not bad for your first time.

Okay, I get it. I understand.

I understand

what beautiful little machine.

Hey, don't point a g*n at me.

Sorry. Sorry.

Whoo!

Here comes our ride.

- Oh, good. You want some water?

- Yeah.

You're kidding. What is this?

What?

I swear to God, if this whole mission

is some insane way

for you to reconnect with your daughter...

It's not, all right? Trust me.

She's a volunteer at the camp.

She's got connections.

She's just giving us a ride

into the quarantine zone.

You really think

I'd take her inside the city?

Hey, how you doing? I don't think

we've officially met. My name's Martin.

Don't talk to me. I don't trust

these people, especially you.

- Oh.

- You stay the hell away from me.

Yes, ma'am.

Ooh.

Detainees at

the Las VegasMcCarran Quarantine Center,

this facility will be closed

by the end of the day. No personnel

Criminals, meet your coyote.

Does coyote girl have a name?

Lilly, but "coyote" sounds cool.

You can just call me that if you want.

All right, I'll leave you guys to it.

I'll meet you outside Barstow in 24 hours.

- Okay?

- Okay.

Try not to get nuked

or m*rder*d by the undead.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

What's wrong?

Mom's gone.

- Here.

- Um

Question.

Yes, Dieter.

You don't think I need something bigger?

If I give you something bigger than that,

you're already dead.

Dead?

Auf Wiedersehen, dead.

Um, this belongs to where?

Give me a f*cking break. Really?

Dieter, try not to piss Van off.

Thank you, sir.

Hey.

- What did you do?

- What do you mean?

Stop!

Get off me!

- Stop!

- What the hell's going on?

The hell are you doing?

You took her in.

You took in Geeta.

Yeah. I took her in. Her and two others.

I take a lot of people in.

They need that money to get out of here.

- You know that.

- She didn't come back.

Well, not everyone does.

- They know the risks.

- She has two kids!

She didn't tell me that.

Listen, if I knew she had kids,

I wouldn't have taken her.

Did you see her die?

No.

They went ahead. I I hung back.

They never came out. I'm sorry.

I waited, Kate, as long as I could,

but at the end of the day...

I'm coming with you.

- No, you're not.

- Yes, I am.

We're not having this conversation.

You're not coming.

There are two kids

whose mother is lost in there.

Two kids that I help look out for.

I have to find her.

Well, tell us what she looks like.

We'll look out for her.

- You think I trust you to do that?

- Kate!

- You're not coming!

- I'm not asking you!

I'm telling you what's gonna happen.

Come here.

Listen to me. As someone

who's seen what this looks like,

this is not a path you wanna go down.

I'm not gonna let you try.

You're gonna stay put.

We'll look for your friend.

I'll see you when we get out.

- Okay?

- No. No, not okay.

You listen.

I'm going in either way.

I can go in with you,

and you can keep me safe.

- Kate.

- Or... Or I'll just sneak in after you,

and I'll probably die.

The choice is yours.

What's it gonna be, Dad?

If we see your friend, great.

But you are not to run off

looking for her. This is life or death.

And if you screw around,

some of these people are gonna die.

You understand that?

And they've got families too.

So you are never, ever to leave my sight.

Those are my terms. Are we clear?

Yeah. We're clear.

Guys, this is Kate,

newest member of the team.

- Hey. Hello.

- How's it going?

Scott, what the f*ck?

You having a good time?

What's he talking about?

The b*mb that's coming to k*ll you?

Is that what you're talking about?

That's the last bus.

Go, Speedy Gonzales! Arriba.

This is

a mandatory evacuation zone.

- We're going to need one more guy.

- For what?

You don't know what it's like

in there. Not anymore.

- The team's big enough...

- Trust me. We need another person.

What the hell's going on here?

You want to make 20 grand?

Twenty thousand dollars?

Yeah, I'll make 20 f*cking grand.

I don't f*cking get it.

Why the f*ck would she bring him?

Honey, easy with the f-bombs, okay?

- Are you kidding?

- Chainsaw.

We're about to march into a sea

of dead people and commit grand larceny.

- But excuse me for swearing.

- That's for you.

Me? Oh, yes.

I got this.

Whoo!

We're gonna have some fun, yeah?

I'm telling you,

you got the right guy for this.

And also, if you happen

to get scared in there or nervous,

I want you to stay close to me.

- Mm-hmm.

- I got you.

Thanks.

What's up, bro?

Gas tank. You carry that.

Don't ever touch my saw again, okay?

Don't ever talk to her again

Bro.

- Okay. For sure.

- Good answer.

All right, guys, let's go!

The f*ck you looking at?

Behind me.

Put your g*n up, idiot.

Hey. It's not too late to go back.

There they are, the shamblers,

what's left of them.

What happened to them exactly?

What's it look like?

Weren't smart enough

to get out of the sun.

You should see what happens when it rains.

For a few hours,

they all come back to life.

Oh, Scheisse!

Okay, let's go. Come on.

How how much rain is

Let's get this.

Tourists.

Hey, you're Lilly, right?

You sure know your way around here.

Well, what's it to you?

Well, maybe a lot.

How much you know

about how these things operate?

Everything there is.

- Hmm.

- Why?

Good to know.

Wow, was ist das?

Holy sh*t. What is all this?

What happened here?

Where the police

and military finally fell.

Vegas' last stand.

Whoa, whoa. Everybody be quiet.

Do you hear that?

- What the hell is that?

- Get behind the car! Go!

What is this?

Valentine.

Valentine?

It's a g*dd*mn zombie tiger.

That's crossing the line.

- Hell, yeah.

- Awesome.

Clear.

- Los geht's.

- Okay.

The hell was that?

She was one of Siegfried and Roy's.

She guards

the beginning of their territory.

- Is there another way around?

- Not really.

Hey, Cummings.

Let me see your g*n for a second.

What? No shot.

Just for a second.

I like it. It's beautiful.

It's reliable too.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

Can I touch it?

- You wanna touch it?

- Yeah.

Just for a second.

Just for a second.

Mmm.

- Oh, my

- Hey!

I would say I was hoping I wouldn't

have to do that, but I'd be lying.

- What are you talking about?

- What is she doing?

She just shot me. sh**t her!

They'll know we're here. They won't care

so long as we play by their rules.

- Rules? De qu habla esta pendeja?

- O sea, est loca.

If we wanna go further,

we have to make a trade.

- Trade? Really?

- No trade!

Yes. An offering to show our subservience.

- They don't think.

- sh**t this b*tch!

- If they come, we k*ll them.

- You don't understand.

- They're not what you think they are.

- sh**t her in the face!

We're not talking about shamblers here.

You're right. They don't think.

They just move and eat.

But we're talking about the other ones.

- The alphas.

- Yes. They're smarter. They're faster.

They're organized.

Straight out of your f*cking nightmares.

Please.

You all keep talking

about the city like it's their prison.

It's not. It's their kingdom.

They won't mind us

poking around the outside

so long as we play by their rules.

- Oh my God!

- We're moving into the heart of it now.

I have a mother. I love her.

Well, everyone has a mom, you c**t,

but not everyone is an ab*ser

lording power over quarantined women.

She's lying!

That's not true.

Shut your mouth.

I've seen what you've done to those women.

You f*cking r*pist.

Oh my God!

That's not true at all.

- Oh, f*ck, no! No!

- She's coming.

Who's coming? What's coming?

- She? What's she?

- No, please. We bonded. Please.

No. No, no, no. Don't trust her.

- Sorry.

- No, please.

Help me. Don't go. No, we're a team.

What the

What what the f*ck?

Scheisse.

Help. sh**t this!

What the f*ck is this thing?

Listen, no. No. Hi.

I'm not here to hurt you.

Come on.

Help me, help me, help me, help me.

No! No, no, no, no, no.

Help me!

Don't do it. Just stay away.

What are you doing?

No. Oh my God!

Go away. Go over there. Go over there.

No!

Help! No!

- You ever seen her k*ll anyone?

- Couple times.

No!

Did they come back?

Yep, as shamblers.

No!

My theory, this started

with one of them, an original.

Oh, my God! No!

Whoever that is, if he bites you...

- Then you become an alpha.

- Exactly.

Looks like

they're taking him to the Olympus.

Good. Now we know where not to go.

I've never figured out

exactly how it works.

All I know is they take you in there,

and you come out like one of them,

one of the fast ones.

- So, they're taking him there to turn him.

- Yes.

Scott, that could be where Geeta is.

Kate, we've already talked about this.

- We have time.

- It's not an option.

Fine.

That's what I thought.

So, the shithead

buys us passage, and we keep going?

Well, yeah.

The shithead should buy us some goodwill,

but I'm not about to flaunt it

by walking on their streets.

If we want to go further, we go indoors.

Allez, let's go.

Hey, uh, has there been

any thought given to triage?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, obviously,

the German is the most important person

'cause he can open the safe,

but barring that,

it's got to be me, right?

Because without me,

you can't fly the chopper out of here.

So that would make me

second most important.

And I don't know if you two

are tied for third or whatever,

but I'm certainly

more important than that guy.

Sorry. I didn't know

you were listening. I am way

Okay, I am definitely

more important than that guy.

I don't trust that guy.

You know why he was hired?

He was hired to keep tabs on us

for when we open the safe,

that we didn't take the money and run.

We should be incentivized.

I'm not trying to be the bad guy,

but we should be incentivized

to let him die.

What? What's everybody looking at me for?

It's a free country.

People can look at whoever they want.

Actually, it's not a free country.

We're not in America anymore.

Haven't you heard?

Which technically makes it

an even freer country, right?

Whatever.

What the f*ck is this?

Stay away from me!

What the f*ck?

What is that?

No.

Hey.

Hey. Let me talk to you for a second.

I can help you. Just let me...

Okay. Okay.

What the f*ck?

No.

No.

No. No, no!

Okay. Okay, look.

Let's just talk turkey for a second. I...

Oh, sh*t.

Don't touch them.

Don't shine the light in their eyes.

I've seen this before.

They're hibernating.

If we can't see them,

how are we supposed to move forward?

I'll mark us a path.

Go for it.

Why? You want to check out my a*s?

No. I don't trust you

to have our backs if sh*t goes bad.

I've been watching you,

and you're up to something.

When we all get to the casino,

I think we need

to have a little conversation

about what exactly your role is here.

Knock yourself out.

Gotcha, b*tch.

You m*therf*cker.

b*tch.

f*ck!

This way!

- Where's Chambers?

- She was right behind me.

- What happened? What did you do?

- I didn't do anything.

She started sh**ting.

I wasn't close to her.

Bullshit! She was back there

with you! I know she was!

- Buddy

- What happened?

- You don't want to...

- m*therf*cker!

She's gone! Come on.

Leave her! She's dead!

Chambers! Chambers!

Come on!

Go!

Run! Run!

Guz, come on. Let's go.

Guzman. Guz! She's gone.

We gotta move. Come on, move!

Lilly.

There's no way Geeta's alive, right?

I mean, look at these things.

Don't be so sure. I brought a guy in once.

Lost sight of him.

Had to leave him. I thought he was dead.

Then three days later,

he came walking back out.

What happened to him?

Said they took him to the Olympus.

Shoved him in a room

with two other people.

The leader, he came for them one by one.

If my guy hadn't escaped,

he would have been next.

So that's a pretty common theme for you?

Leaving people behind.

Do you think

I enjoy having to leave people?

I'm doing what I can to make things right.

Sir.

Come here. Look at this.

The hell?

Is that

Yeah, another set

of blueprints to the safe.

Another set of blueprints.

Slimy b*stard, Tanaka.

Tanaka had other teams here before us.

Do you know anything about this?

That's news to me.

Peters, get up to the roof.

Get that chopper running

as fast as possible. Cruz, go with her.

She talks too much.

Look, I'm excited

to see my friends again, okay?

Sue me.

Me and the coyote will do

a perimeter check, board up the doors.

Yeah. Kate and I

are gonna find the generators.

Backup gennie's on the third-floor roof.

That's gonna be your safer bet.

Third-floor roof. Got it.

Van, get Dieter down to the vault.

Take Guzman with you.

Roger that.

Dieter, access card for the outer doors

to the safe and the service elevators.

It's by the cashiers windows that way.

This should get you inside. Here.

Thank you.

That one's mine.

I got another one.

All right. Everybody knows

what they're doing. Let's get it done.

Yes, sir.

What a hunk of junk.

No la vayas a cagar, my friend.

Right.

Bye.

What the hell is this?

Spend all his money

on that f*cking miniature?

I really hate that tiger.

It's perverse.

What was it?

Guilt finally get the better of you?

One too many out there to die?

Matter of fact, yes, it has.

That mom Kate's looking for,

did you sh**t her in the leg too?

No, I just lost her.

I've never left anyone I didn't have to

or who didn't deserve it.

You have no idea

what I've seen in those camps.

What those people have to do to survive.

At least within these walls,

the rules are clear.

You don't see them

f*cking each other over.

If you screw me

Two between the eyes.

Two? Why two?

The second one's just for fun.

Ah! sh*t.

What happens now?

We wait.

You understand

that I had to do it, right?

Do what?

Put her down.

You know, all those things

they were saying about me after.

- I want to make sure you know I loved her.

- Yeah.

We loved each other.

If I ever made it seem

like that wasn't the case, I'm sorry.

I got it. It's okay.

- You do?

- Yes.

You did what you had to do.

She was one of them. It

It's fine. Okay?

Wait.

You think that's why I haven't

been talking to you all these years?

Well, it seemed like the

- Seemed like the logical assumption. Yeah.

- No.

What you did and what happened to her,

I never blamed you for that, ever.

Well, I don't I don't get it.

If it wasn't what happened,

what the hell was it?

It's not the

It's not the fact that

you k*lled my mother.

It's that you never showed up after, okay?

You

You weren't there, Scott.

You didn't call. You didn't visit.

You didn't talk about it.

You didn't comfort me.

Yeah, you're right.

It's 'cause every time I looked at you,

I just saw her and

It hurt like hell.

Hurt like hell.

And then when I tried

to come back around, you just

You seemed like you didn't want me there,

so I assumed I should stay gone.

You know, maybe

there's a chance we could still

Still what?

I don't know.

Maybe you could look

into college somewhere.

We shouldn't need money.

I could open a restaurant.

A new food truck.

Just have a life.

I was thinking, uh

I was thinking

artisan grilled cheese sandwiches.

Artisan grilled cheese?

Yeah, what do you think?

Mmm.

Yeah, uh

I don't know.

It's a it's a nice idea, but

I've spent so long hating you

that I can't just turn that off.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- That came out meaner than I meant it to.

- No, it's all right.

No, I understand.

Let's just get this done.

Ay, su puta madre.

Guz!

I got the bride. I got the bride.

I shot her three times.

Actually, it was four.

Four.

Whoo-hoo!

Not zombie-k*lling material,

my a*s, Mr. Vanderohe.

Whoo-hoo! Ha!

Sorry, sir. Um All right.

Okay.

Okay.

Gtterdmmerung.

You've been here

in the dark waiting for me.

You're so beautiful. See?

Oh, look.

There's another team of grave robbers.

They tried to cut their way in.

That's so stupid.

You stupid poor skeletons.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no. All they managed to do

is to screw up the card reader.

Is it another team,

or is it us, Dieter?

- Huh?

- Think about it. Us.

I mean, look at them. It's us.

It could be us in another timeline,

and we're caught

in some infinite loop

of fighting and dying,

fighting and dying,

fighting and dying. And Tanaka

The puppet master.

Devil. God.

And we, you, me, Guz,

and the rest of the team,

simply pawns in some perverse play

where we're destined

to repeat our failures.

And finally,

in some mind-bending, ironic reveal

It all begins again.

Cool.

Boom.

Amazing.

There.

That's where

the first pressure trigger is.

It's some kind of a booby trap, trust me.

If we could find something to trigger it

- There.

- I see.

By the way, I love your hair.

Thanks.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

No!

Oh, God.

Hey, sweetheart.

Gotcha.

Get off me!

- You okay?

- Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Good luck.

Hey, gorgeous.

Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Okay. Oh.

Easy, easy, easy. Hey, hey, hey.

Okay. Yeah.

No. No.

No!

What are you doing?

You said

you just needed a vial of her blood.

Well, forget blood.

You know how much the whole head of

one of these things is worth to my boss,

to the government?

Mwah!

In the right hands,

this is the power to make more of them.

The power to control your own zombie army.

That's the ultimate WMD.

This isn't what we agreed to.

Well, you want your deal or not?

Huh?

That's what I thought.

So you keep your g*dd*mn mouth shut.

Okay, we need to go.

Why? They gonna come looking

for her if she doesn't radio back to base?

Her death cry. They'll have heard it.

Once they find her body, our trade is off.

What are they gonna do?

I don't know.

Now we're talking.

Off you go.

Come on, go get it. That's right.

Come on, fool.

I I'm okay.

Everything's fine.

Where you getting all these?

Who's got the hot hand?

All right, here we go. You can taste it.

Huh? Huh?

Okay, let's go get it.

Watch this, Guz.

You see that, Diet?

- It's not the meat, it's the heat.

- Okay.

And the deterrent should be releasing

right now.

What, that's it?

Oh, wow. That's so scary.

Oh, Scheisse!

f*ck.

That was supposed to be nonlethal.

- That has to be ill*gal, right?

- Good old Tanaka.

Guess he wasn't screwing around.

So is that it, Dieter, huh?

Is it safe now?

I think, probably.

Okay.

Now, it's probably clear.

Good luck with that.

Oh, come on, Guz. It was just getting fun.

Yes.

Yes! Yes!

Come on! Come on!

Yes! Yes!

You filthy piece of sh*t.

f*ck!

Oh, um

You okay there, Dieter?

- I'm okay.

- Yeah?

Um, um

Can you help me, Mr. Vanderohe?

- Yeah. Absolutely.

- Thank you.

One, two, three.

If I can open it,

it will be either destruction or renewal.

Death or rebirth.

That's heavy, brother. But I dig it.

The decision came down to the wire,

but ultimately, the president caved

to the pressures to move the date

of the bombing off of the holiday.

This marked a reversal

of his earlier position

that dropping the nuke

on the Fourth would be, quote,

"Really cool

and the ultimate fireworks show,"

and quote, "Actually kind

of patriotic if you think about it."

Due to fears that

mounting anger from humanitarian groups

would cause the bombing

to be postponed indefinitely,

the administration

has made the dramatic choice

to not postpone the bombing

but rather to move it up

by a full 24 hours.

The f*ck?

The scheduled drop time

now coming at sunset tonight.

- Stay with us

- Mother of God.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

What?

Keep checking back

with us here.

- In related news

- It's insane.

the International Society

of Elvis Impersonators

Think that kid

has that safe open yet?

Better get out of here.

Peters.

Yeah.

We got a problem.

They moved the b*mb up.

Oh, nice. I'm glad they decided

to move the nuclear b*mb up.

I was getting kind of antsy.

We've got about 90 minutes

before this place is dust.

How's it going up there?

Good. I actually found a pool.

Been working on my tan.

Gotta even this sh*t out.

You know what I'm talking about?

How's it going over there?

Get the safe open yet?

It's a little slower than we thought,

but we're close.

All right. I'm just giving it

a wash and wax, so hurry up.

Just waiting on you, man.

All set.

Son of a b*tch.

- Hey, Dieter. How's that safe coming?

- Scheisse!

Scott, he's working, man.

You see this? The four locks?

You know what that is?

- No.

- No, of course not.

It's a rotating randomization mechanism,

right, Mr. Vanderohe?

- Affirmative.

- Yeah.

You, Mr. Sausagefinger

You just made me mess up,

and now we're back to ground zero.

If you mess it up again, it locks forever.

You understand? Forever.

Okay, how long

will it take you to open it?

Okay.

- Thirty minutes.

- Okay.

Thirty minutes of silence.

- You got it.

- Silencio.

Of silence. Okay?

Mr. Vanderohe,

can you please keep your team quiet?

I need to concentrate. Thank you.

Thirty minutes, that's not bad. Right?

Nuclear b*mb drops on us

in an hour and 20 minutes.

Right, which gives us an hour to get

to the helicopter and get out of here.

- That's plenty of time.

- Plenty.

What's the alternative?

Run for the edge of the city?

I don't think we'll make it.

No, we don't need an alt. We trust him.

- Yeah.

- He can do it.

Definitely.

Right, Van?

Yeah, no, no, no. He's got it.

- Our guy Dieter can do it.

- Ah, f*ck.

Must be the fire egress.

Yeah, I got it.

It's probably how the last team got in

and how those shamblers got down here.

Hey, what do you think about tofu?

What?

Tofu. My next food truck.

I was thinking,

can make anything out of tofu.

Tofu burgers, tofu fries,

tofu milkshake, tofu cheesecake.

I don't know what that is.

Tofu cheesecake. I don't know.

I thought maybe, since

everyone's going vegan now, you know.

Humans are figuring out

they're not at the top of the food chain.

What do you think?

Yeah, it's it's okay.

- Yeah.

- Keep thinking.

- All good up there?

- Uh, yeah. We're secure.

sh*t.

How much we got in the cart?

I'd say 200 grand, easy.

- Imagine what's in the safe.

- Check this out.

That is the most money

I've ever held in my hand.

As soon as that door opens,

it's a rounding error,

toilet paper.

I'll take it if you don't want it.

No, that's cool. I got it.

- Are you sure?

- I got it.

Oh, my God.

Guys, I've

I've done it. I've done it.

Wait, what?

You did it? Like like, "did it" did it?

He did it.

The only thing

that's left is to turn the wheel.

As it was inevitable that we won.

Mr. Vanderohe, would you do me the honor?

All right, come on. Let's go, guys.

We got about 20 minutes

before this place is dust.

- Let's pack this sh*t up and go.

- Yeah.

Hey, Vanny,

where's your head at now, bud?

It's in a good place, Scott.

It's in a good f*cking place.

Mr. Vanderohe.

Let's go, Guz. Let's get it.

Just like old times, right?

Well, not just like old times

but just as crazy.

Yeah.

What's wrong?

I don't know, Scott.

Hey, you can talk to me. What's up?

- You think so?

- Yeah.

You're really stupid. You know that?

Did I miss something?

'Cause we're richer...

I didn't come here

for the money, dumb sh*t.

I mean, don't get me wrong,

I'll take the millions.

But I came here for you.

I thought we could have had something,

but then you just went away.

It's just that seeing you again

is just bringing it all back.

And it's not that I've been waiting.

You know, I I haven't.

I'm happy.

Well, I'm I'm fine.

I just thought that maybe

I thought I'd f*cked that up forever.

Forever is a long time.

I'm realizing

that I've been wrong about everything.

About you and me, me and Kate.

Have you seen Kate?

Kate?

- Hey, is Kate down there?

- Not here!

- Kate!

- Where the hell is she?

Kate?

Kate!

g*dd*mn it! I know where she went.

Scott, listen to me.

Let's think this through.

- Wait for the rest...

- There's nothing to think about.

I know where she went.

She's my daughter. I'll get her back.

- I'm coming with you.

- No, you're not.

I'm not gonna let you go out there alone.

Thank you.

This way out!

Let's go.

Let's go!

What do you think?

The money.

The money. Okay.

Guzman, cover this corner.

f*ck!

Come on, Dieter! Come on!

No, no, no!

- Hey, what are you doing?

- Whoo!

Martin, let us out of here.

Oh, my God, I got you twice.

I got you twice.

Slow learner.

Tanaka doesn't

give a sh*t about the money.

What's in this bag

is worth ten times what's in that vault.

Okay, I'm gonna go k*ll

that dumb-a*s pilot,

now that she's

fixed the chopper, fly myself out of here.

Au revoir.

- Moron.

- Let us out of here!

f*ck.

No!

Fire in the hole!

Hey, baby.

You still with me?

Come on, now.

Damn it!

Three.

All right. We'll make a run

for that elevator. Get up to the roof.

Don't stop for anything.

Go!

f*ck!

Come on!

Let's go!

Come on! Come on!

Yeah!

Come on.

Peters! What the hell?

Give me 30 seconds.

What the hell is that?

The head of his queen.

Martin said he'd let everyone

out of the camps if I helped him.

If I didn't say anything.

Liar!

g*dd*mn it! Come on!

Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

I know what I'm doing. Just go!

I'll hold him.

Go! Now!

Go!

That's right, m*therf*cker.

One more step, and I'll blow her head off.

Well, more off.

What are we doing?

Just go!

Let's go!

g*dd*mn it.

Scott, was that

a zombie in a g*dd*mn cape?

Just fly.

Where's the money?

There is no money.

But, Peters,

Kate's at the Olympus.

We got to go get her.

How much time do we have?

- We got about nine minutes.

- g*dd*mn it!

You son of a b*tch! If we do this

You better find her, man.

Oh, my God.

- Kate?

- Geeta.

- Kate.

- Geeta, I found you. You're alive.

- Oh, my God, Kate. Oh, Kate.

- Oh, my God.

Kate, you came back for me.

Hey, Peters.

Don't screw me.

Just go!

- Are you bitten?

- No.

- Are you bitten?

- He hasn't gotten to us yet.

Okay, we need to go right now.

Come with me. Come with me.

Okay.

Kate? Kate?

Kate! God.

f*ck!

Sadie!

Kate!

Kate, let's go.

Let's go!

Kate!

Damn.

Kate!

She left us.

g*dd*mn it. She left us.

Wait, you guys you guys hear that?

I know, I know. Somewhere between

leaving your a*s and saving my own,

I developed a conscience.

It's exhausting.

Get in. Come on, let's go.

- Go, go!

- Holy sh*t! Hold on!

Hold on!

No!

No!

Dad?

Dad?

Hey. Hey.

Dad, I'm right

Okay. Okay.

Oh, thank God you're okay.

Hey. Hey, it's not so bad.

It's not so bad.

It's fine. It's not as deep

You don't have to do that.

Don't do that.

I know what this means.

Don't.

- Hey.

- No.

I've been thinking.

I've been thinking a lot, Kate.

It's got to be lobster rolls.

You know, the food truck.

Yeah.

Scott's lobster rolls.

'Cause everybody loves

a g*dd*mn lobster roll, right?

Yeah.

Everyone loves a g*dd*mn lobster roll.

Hey.

Hey, I got something for you.

Here.

I know it's not millions, but

this should get

Geeta's kids out of the camp for good.

Here. Here, you take that.

You go and make it right.

Okay. Okay.

I'm so g*dd*mn proud of you.

I love you, Kate.

I'm sorry I ran.

I'm such a coward.

You're not a coward.

You're not a coward.

You're the bravest man I know.

I love you so much.

I'm so sorry.

Hey.

- Yeah?

- Let me just look at you.

Dad. Dad.

I'm so sorry.

Hey!

Hey!

I would like to rent

that gray and black plane out there.

I'm sorry, sir. Unfortunately,

that's a privately owned aircraft.

I'm not able to just rent you that plane.

Um

Let me see what I can do.

Enjoy.

Well, that is amazing.

Honestly, how do you ladies make that

in that little kitchen back there?

It's like magic.

Voil.

We should we should make a toast.

Oh, we can't. We're working.

No, no. Just one

One glass, one toast.

It would make one happy man.

It'd mean a lot to me.

- What the hell? Let's do it.

- That's the spirit.

To quote

the great Joseph Campbell, he said,

"It is by going down into the abyss

where we recover the treasures of life.

Where you stumble,

there lies your treasure."

To the ironic twist of the unknown.

- Bottoms up.

- Cheers.

Cheers.

Mmm.

- That's nice.

- Hmm.

All right. All right.

Let's sit back down there.

There we go. Okay.

Here, take these.

- I'm sorry. I'm a little embarrassed.

- Okay. It's okay, honey.

I'm good. I'm good.

You don't look so good.

- Long day.

- Your skin is really cold.

So, I'm gonna let the captain know.

No. Let me just hit the head

and splash some water on my face.

I'll be good as gold.

- Okay. All right, come on.

- Okay.

- Yep. Let's get up.

- Okay. Thank you.

- Let's get you in.

- It's right here?

- Yep, right there. That's it, right there.

- Yeah, okay.

- You sure you're okay?

- I'm fine.

- I'm fine.

- Okay, all right.

Come on.

Ooh.

Good evening,

this is your captain speaking.

We will be beginning

our final descent into Mexico City.

I'd like to ask you to please return

to your seat and fasten your safety belt.

The local time is 9:30 p.m

and the temperature is 67 degrees.

Thanks for flying with us.

f*ck.