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As you can see...

...we're standing outside

Bank of Indians.

We've just been informed that...

...the bank has been taken over

by some masked men.

Are they robbers?

Their motives are unclear

and we can only speculate.

- It's a Saturday...

- b*mb-Squad!

We Mam...

...and an estimated

75-100 people...

...employees and customers...

mare being held hostage

inside the bank.

As you can see...

...the police has barricaded

the street...

...and the force is present here

in large numbers...

...however it is impossible

to get any details...

...about the situation inside

the bank at the moment.

We're standing outside

Bank of Indians...

...and we have ACP Akhilesh Aane

of the Mumbai Police with us...

...to tell us about the situation.

Sir, what can you tell us about what's

going on inside at the moment?

Uh-

Firstly, let me tell you that

there's no need to panic...

...as the police is here!

Thank you, sir.

But can you tell us how many

people are inside the bank...

...and who exactly

are these masked men?

Well, some robbers seem

to have have entered the bank.

And...

...according to a few witnesses...

...they're dressed up as saints.

While some say...

...they're in animal masks.

Which animals, sir?

A horse or...

an elephant... actually...

...we aren't sure either right now.

As you can see'

even the police is unaware of what's

exactly happening here, right now.

Sir, my next question to you is...

That's enough madam.

Please stop recording.

Stop all of this.

That's enough now.

- Thank you! - Sir, we just

need to finish this byte...

Get going, now stop this.

ONE HOUR EARLIER

Hey kid, where's my tea?

Hey kid...

...there's no taste in the food

you serve us.

Add some salt to your food, buddy!

Hello, Bank of Indians.

Yes, we're only open

till 2:30 on Saturdays.

Please keep sir's government

issued firearm safely.

- Please don't chew my brains...

- Son! At least listen to me...

- Security!

- Holy Moley!

I mean Praise the Lord!

You fool, control your mouth...

...or I will lose control

and end up cursing you.

O learned sir, is your curse

restricted to him...

...or will we all get it's vibes?

Each one of you will be cursed.

Everyone will be cursed.

The entire bank will be cursed.

(Chanting) Om heem kleem!

Move, idiot!

Security!

Security!

What is happening?

What is all this nonsense?

Hey, who was that?

It's done, it's done, it's done.

Now?

You're this way.

Take it, you take it too!

Hands uuuup!

This bank has been kidnapped!

What happened?

- Why isn't this g*n f*ring!?

- You think mine's working?

- I don't know.

- Should I fire to check'?

Tm...

Oh my god! g*n!

He's got a g*n!

You stupid fools!

Calm down.

Stop. Stop it!

Why is this g*n networking?

Because according to Feng Shui...

...the g*n had to be fired

by the elephant...

NOT the horse.

I had told you,

let me be the horse.

It would've fired at the first go

in my hands.

If anyone has to fire the g*n,

it's me.

I'm anyway having trouble breathing

through this stupid mask...

...and you're chewing my brains

to top that!

Both of you, please shut up!

It would've been a better idea

to get you guys donkey masks.

How will you become the horse?

You're not even a stable person.

Looks like, I'll have to do

everything myself.

How will you become the horse?

You're not even a stable person.

Shut up! I'm anyway having

trouble breathing.

Everybody down!

Doooooown.

DOWN!

NOT YOU TWO!

No, I was...

Meaning, we were...

Just showing them how to go down.

Thank you!

Ladies and gentlemen.

Say hello to your new and

improved. Fresh and fragrant.

Bank Robber.

(3

G-B

G-B-M

G-B-M-L

G-B-M-L-R

Ganpati Bappa Morya!

Let's rock!

- Excuse me'?

- Hey!

- What is it?

- Sir, um...

I think maybe, you guys perhaps...

...may have entered

the wrong bank, sir.

Why? ls this a sperm bank?

If you're done laughing,

can we begin work?

Go and shut the main door first.

Some 10-15 people

have already escaped.

Shut it from the inside.

It's a brand new g*n.

And a g*n is most dangerous

in inexperienced hands.

Don't mess with me or this time

I'll give you a real curse.

One with a b*llet.

Long drive in my car.

Full speed and very far.

We won't stop for any cocoons...

At least don't make me sit

next to these people.

Oh please.

Oh... Oh trust me.

Recite am THE Babe Sehgal.

Today's rappers like using

two yo's in their songs.

Me'? I use only one yo!

OIIIII!

Gende!

IT IS HIM!

Yo!

This baldy'?

Baba Sehgal?

I have to make a viral out of this.

Let's make one, quickly!

Yo.

Man...

This 2G connection!

Manager, where's the Wi-Fi switch?

Wi-Fi?

Umm...

In my cabin.

Under my table.

- I'll be right back.

- It's a red coloured button.

Yo brother!

Should I rap something for you?

Missy so hot. In the aerobics.

Wearing leotards.

Very very very smart!

Just shut up!

Idiot, save your poems

for that Baba fanboy, not me!

You didn't like it?

Try another one.

Nobody says it. Neither will I.

How did you ever know.

Hey bud, why why why.

Check it out, look it up.

Look at her move.

Like a deer in a groove.

I'll go, hold her, flirt with her,

sing for her and she'll say...

I couldn't find the vault inside...

Oh my god!

Hey!

Are you alright? What happened?

You're al-alright?

I'll remove this mask,

just breathe.

- Just take deep breaths.

- Gulab!

Are you alright?

- Gendu!

- Ok'?

- Take deep breaths, don't worry.

- Gendu!

- Move!

- Hey!

Gendu, what happened to you?

Yo bro! Its normal.

You feel breathless while rapping!

Even if you're only listening to it?

I had told you not to use the phone.

Give it here.

- I had told both of you that...

- This was your plan all along.

It's his trick.

He made sure my mask came off.

So that even/one only sees MY face.

- But you couldn't breathe...

- Wrong.

What'?

This is wrong!

- What are you sayingl?

- One minute.

No, don't, stop...

Wrong!

You can't do this!

You made him take off his mask

so that only we get caught?

- This is wrong.

- GOOOOOOD! GOD!

I can see a m*rder

in my near future.

You delhiites are so...

just so thankless!

Selfish idiots!

Oh oh oh oh! If you have such

a problem with us Delhiites...

...why are you making us

do your work?

Oi! Gulab.

What's that area that our cousins

have taken over?

What place is that?

Lokhand-wala!

Yeah, let's go there, get some coffee.

- Let's network for him!

- Stupid!

And anyway, HE is the real 'Baba',

you're the fake one!

You idiots!

OI!!!

Take this.

Take this.

And this too!

This is what you call Mumbai's spirit.

Now can we begin working?

Let's go!

Oi! We don't want to do

a shabby job.

Let us do it our way!

One, two...

Don't forget to search

everyone once again.

Make sure you don't

leave a mobile phone...

...nail cutter, keys etc. on them.

Umm, 9.

And yeah, everyone will move

in groups of 9.

According to Feng Shui!

Stand straight!

- Sir!

" BRO!

Bro, you seem like a decent man...

...then why are you doing all this?

Need a bypass surgery.

At such a young age?

Cut down on oil and butter,

you'll be fine.

NOT ME! My dad needs a bypass.

First one?

I'll explain later.

Excuse me'?

Yes, ma'am?

What plans do you have for people

who want to use the toilet?

Oi, take her to the loo!

Excuse me.

At least don't lock us in that room...

...its under construction,

we'll suffocate.

Mr. Manager, you're not going

anywhere for sure...

What do you mean?

Where's the safe?

I think Deepak Tijori will really be

hiccupping today, bro.

Oi, what is this nonsense?

Move.

This... we can't take this.

Bappa's here.

This is Bappa's money.

We can't take this at all.

God! GOOOOD!

Bappa'S money.

Bro, this is not Bappa, this is Bappi.

Look at this.

Not that, look at this. Bappa.

Bappa.

Oye! Bappa doesn't visit US.

Let's rock it, Gende!

No no no, please don't.

God god god.

Son!

Should I go in instead?

I'll check it out sir, you wait here.

What are you doing?

Don't, don't, don't.

Bro, where we come from,

this is how WE welcome guests.

Sakharam! Please take your time.

It's only an alarm that's gone off.

COPPER! Oi Copper!

Here, we call them just "cops."

Oi, COP! Oi cop!

Hey!

" Yes?

- Is the bank being robbed?

- Who told you that?

We received a complaint sometime back.

Oh. Ok.

OH!

Bang.

Bang.

Oi, stop it!

Sir, sir, he has a g*n. Sir.

Sir, he has a g*n sir!

Hello, control room.

Bank of Indians has been

taken over by robbers.

Scared him!

God, god, god, god, god.

Swear on God and tell me...

...you guys have pulled

off a robber earlier, right?

RIGHT?

Save me God!

God, god, god, god, god!

Save me.

What happened

Maharashtrian Usain Bolt?

Now watch what happens...

son!

Come!

Why did you lie to me about

the button it wasn't for Wi-Fi.

Why did you do that?

This bank has been kidnapped.

Sir, he has a g*n!

Hello control room.

Bank of Indians has been

taken over by robbers.

As you can see'

even the police is unaware of what's

exactly happening here, right now.

- Thank you! - Sir, we just

need to finish this byte...

Get going, now stop this.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello!

Hel-

Hello!

Whoever you are...

...the police has you surrounded

from all 4 sides.

But there are only 3 sides.

The 4th side is a gutter.

What rubbish, the police here

is also melodramatic.

Now he'll say: This is a warning.

This is a warning.

Don't try to run.

Or we'll sh**t.

Constable!

Arrest him!

Stop standing around,

go, stop the media.

As you can see...

...the case has taken

a very serious turn.

CBI Special Branch

officer Amjad Khan...

...has just arrived

at the crime scene.

Amjad is a brave officer,

from the IPS batch of 2001.

Recipient of multiple

police medals...

...and a bravery award.

Before joining the IPS,

Amjad was in the Para Commando

wing of the Indian army.

But the question that arises is

what is Amjad Khan doing...

...at a simple Bank robbery scene?

Will human rights violation be a topic

of discussion with his arrival?

Is there a link between this robber...

...and the other sensational

robberies across the city?

Stay tuned!

What are you looking around for...

go stop the media.

There, behind.

Hey, what's he doing?

Why is he going ahead?

He can't go inside.

You? Here'?

That's weird...

...first you invite me yourself

and then act surprised?

Anyway...

Tell me something.

Are you hereto rob a bank

or for a visit to the zoo?

You've tagged along

an elephant and a horse.

Stop all of this.

This is way beyond you.

See, you still have time.

Just come out quietly and

I'll get you a special offer.

Now you'll wonder, "on what?"

Ask me, on what?

On... what?

On getting your butt kicked.

- Your...

- Name?

Khan.

Amjad Khan.

How many people do you have?

I mean, I have a lot of people.

- Hostages.

- Stop. I know what you'll say next.

You want us to give

you an exit route...

...because you have hostages, right?

- Right.

- Wrong!

We have a population of 120 crore.

Losing a few 100 makes

no difference whatsoever.

But right outside you have...

Media? Yeah, they'll cover

it for a couple of days...

...breaking news, etc.

But soon they'll get busy

covering the next...

...lndia-Pakistan cricket match.

Last time the 3 of you had escaped...

...but this time I'm here.

Not only do I break

a criminal's bones...

...but also their courage.

You know...

I LIKE to crush their spirit.

First, I'll hang the 3 of you

upside down...

...and soon as your blood rushes

to your head and starts boiling.

I'll lay you down on a bed of ice,

you know, to cool you down.

And then when you start to shiver...

...again I'll use a tyre

to hang you by your feet.

O sir sir sir sir, we are robbers

not a thermos flask for you...

...to play hot-cold-hot-cold with us.

Nice, you've got a tongue

in your mouth?

- Yeah and a sharp brain

in my skull too! - Really?

We are really smart robbers...

...and we know exactly

what we're doing.

And one more thing,

we also have g*ns!

Then pull it out.

And fire!

It's a g*n, not my tongue

to just stick it out anytime.

But don't worry, at the right time,

my tongue will be silent...

...and my g*n will do

all the talking!

I'm giving you one hour.

After that, neither your g*n,

nor your tongue will fire.

Once this deadline expires, boy...

...so will you.

One hour!

Oh, he's out.

This operation will be over

very soon.

I have a man, undercover,

inside the bank already.

Thank you!

A holy man, an elephant, a horse...

...and now an undercover cop.

What exactly they're up to inside

the Bank of Indians right now.

Cup?

" Dad?

Zee News, with your own

Gayatri Ganguly.

Police? Who could it be'?

There is a cop here?

Dad, who do you think it is'?

Oh. It's not me guys,

I'm just a rapper.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

First came Anna,

then Tejriwal as glue!

At this age, you should

be chanting instead of rapping!

At it since morning.

Shameless fellow.

- No ma'am, I was just...

- Oh shut up!

Sir, why are you just sitting there?

Please do something.

He's the one being talked about

on the news.

But, how do you know its him?

When he came to the bank

this morning...

...we deposited his government

issued g*n with security.

According to Google,

the Geneva Convention...

...has disallowed human t*rture

using tyres and all that.

Gende! There's no need

to be scared now.

Dude, when Amjad Khan whoops us...

...he won't be checking Google.

And your backside?

He'll make it Micro-Soft, get it?

So why haven't you done

anything yet?

And what is your plan?

There's so many of us

and they're just 3 idiots.

Come on guys,

we can really overpower them.

Shut up Mukesh, just shut up.

Why?

Are you an astrologer?

No, I manufacture bottlecaps.

Why get so sarcastic?

I swear! Didn't I tell you

I'll explain later?

You're done, right?

Then stand here!

(Reporter on TV) Amjad Khan

is talking to the press right now.

Over to you guys.

The situation is getting

more and more serious.

Hey! Look at that!

This operation will be over

very soon.

I have a man, undercover,

inside the bank already.

Please don't pay attention

to anything he said.

He has a severe anger

management issue.

Just shut up!

Yes, but he's absolutely right.

These guys might look stupid

but they have g*ns.

And all of you please be quiet.

If these guys find out that

I'm actually an undercover cop...

...we'll all get screwed.

Yes.

Now I need your help

to somehow get to my g*n, ok?

Dude, come here.

Check what's happening inside.

Leave that g*n,

take this one instead.

OH GOD!

Hold him down, down,

hit, hit him.

Don't let him go,

don't let him go at all.

Push the g*n away from them.

Push the g*n away from them.

Oi!

This g*n can go off anytime...

or not.

Think about it.

You're making a huge mistake,

don't do this.

Sssssshhhhhh.

You, are you from Amjad Khan's team?

You're from Amjad Khan's team,

aren't you?

Sir...

...sir, please don't say

anything to him.

We are the ones who asked him

to do something.

Please let him go sir. Please.

Please, sir, let him go.

Your g*n, where is it?

Where's your g*n?

Before entering the Bank,

I'd kept it with security.

And uniform?

You're undercover, huh?

Right'?

Listen to me.

Take him to the room upstairs.

What's the point of sending me

anywhere.

You're making a mistake, Champak.

The angel of death is on duty

outside today...

...you don't know Amjad Khan.

Listen to me!

Champak.

You're making a mistake.

Sir...

Vases De Gama Portuguese Goa Goa.

Remember singer Shaggy lova lova.

Hey hey, Bankchor.

I'm really sorry...

...but if we don't find

the real safe...

I'll be in a lot of trouble.

We already have your

purses and wallets...

...but if you have anything else...

I request you to hand that

over to us as well. All of it.

The thing is, I don't have

any other options.

My home is on mortgage.

You changed your reason

to rob yet again?

I'll explain later!

Excuse me!

If you're hereto rob the bank,

you should rob only the bankers...

...we are just customers here

right now.

Yes, correct!

Excuse me, but the bank only holds

on to customer's money...

...so you should actually only be

robbing these customers, no'?

- Oh really? Why're you being

so charitable? - Yeah, yeah.

I've been watching you

since morning.

We can do all of this later.

Ma'am please give us those earrings.

Perpetually on the phone

with boyfriend.

And you, everyone can see

the joint account you have with her.

See, I'd told you there's

something on between them.

And what do you think of yourself?

Just let me get out of the bank.

Shut up!

SHUT UP!

Found the safe!

The BIG one!

Where is it?

Oi manager, wait not

the left hand, the right.

Manager, come here, here.

What's the password for this?

Password?

Umm, uh, password, actually

the password changes every hour.

Ok.

And the password is online.

The internet isn't working.

So now we can't do anything.

Ah?

Why can't we!

Ah, ah, ah, aaaah.

Which broadband plan

did you take?

Usain Bolt!

299 only.

You'll be a friggin' beggar forever.

This Usain Bolt of your's...

...will run out of steam

just downloading one video.

All you people from Ghaziabad

are like this only.

Stop acting like

a South Delhi Stud.

You bloody scum of the slum

of the suburbs.

God is watching you misbehave,

Gende!

Shut up!

Both of you pay the toll

to enter Delhi, don't you?

And if you're fighting

so much over Delhi...

...why don't you just go back there?

Bro, if all Delhiites leave Mumbai...

...who'll do all the work?

That's why they say...

...never use your brains

where you need brawn.

Done?

- Look bro.

- It's, Sir.

Yeah, Sir.

There's no problem as such...

But we may have a small glitch.

The can ran out of gas so...

Instead of cracking open,

it's gotten sealed.

WHAT?

Sealed.

You F...

Not F... S... Sealed.

OUR MONEY IS SAFE.

OUR MONEY IS SAFE.

They sealed the safe with the money.

I don't know what that

inauspicious time was...

...when I took your number

from Javed.

Don't know about you...

...but Javed called us

on Friday at 6pm.

You friggin' idiot... you...

Welcome Home Minister Mr. Dongardive!

Calm down, calm down,

everyone please calm down.

People say, that corruption

should end.

We say...

...if leaders like

Vishnu Dongardive...

...good leaders...

...don't get elected...

...how will corruption ever end?

- Listen, its urgent.

- Whaaat?

You remember...

...last month, you gave me 50 million,

in cash, to hide.

Yes, what about it?

I put it in a bank locker.

Ok, the Bank in Parel?

No.

Then, the Mahalaxmi branch?

No, no.

Then where?

YOU!

Please don't be mad.

- Manohar.

- Yes, sir.

Drop Madam home in the other car...

I need to go to Ashu's office.

Yes, sir!

Vote for...

Mr. Dongardive!

Hail! Hail!

Commissioner Singh!

One more robbery?

What the hell is going on'?

I want updates from you,

personally, every 15 minutes.

Sir.

The CBI has arrived here.

Ok...

- So, umm...

- WHAT?

OBI?

Commissioner Singh arrived at

the crime scene a short while ago.

Now we have to wait and watch

if the command stays with the CBI.

Or does the police take over

from here.

I've barely slept a wink over

the last 3 months, sir...

I'm handling both the Ambuja

and Sethi robbery cases.

And there's a smart and dangerous

g*ng that's planned both.

- Which means you think that...

- I think...

Those cases and this robbery

have something in common.

Yes.

About 2 months back

a crime reporter was k*lled...

...after he fell off his window.

Remember that?

Umm, Shashank Thakur!

From Mumbai Day!

Right. I'd visited his residence

to investigate that m*rder.

Shashank Thakur's death was

declared a su1c1de in just two days.

And the news d*ed out even

in the media within a week...

Strange, isn't it?

I found a lot of

articles and cutouts...

...related to all these

robberies at his house.

Thakur was possibly

writing a stow...

...on the connection between

all these robberies.

And I'm positive that he came

across a bigger scam.

You mean Shashank Thakur's death...

Was not a su1c1de.

The play was something else.

Now all we need to find out is...

...who's really the key player

in this game?

But how's that connected

to this robbery?

That's what I need to find out, sir.

I was pretty much invited

to come and attend this robbery.

17th OCTOBER

SOUTH MUMBAI, BANK

So, is this the same g*ng?

Don't have any evidence, sir. As yet.

But a hunch that,

this isn't a regular robbery.

But part of a much bigger plan.

- Do you have any-

- Plan?

Already in place sir.

32 minutes more.

Please keep me updated Mr. Khan.

There's a lot of pressure

from the Home Ministry.

Let's give it another go.

Put your back into it.

We have only 15 minutes left

Sir, please put your back into it.

If I put any more of my back

into it.

I'll lose both my back

and my front!

A together' ck'?

You can do this!

Oi!

Take all of them back in,

groups of 3 only.

And, send the manager to me.

So many lockers?

It'll be midnight by the time

we finish opening all of them.

I don't have time.

What can we do quickly, manager?

I'm desperate.

This morning a bag of cash

has been deposited.

It's in the bulk cash room.

Wait and watch, Gendu.

I'll buy both Samsung and Apple.

And rename it Gulab Sung Apple.

And I'll buy a red Mercedes.

Black window tints.

And then I'll take that South Delhi

hottie for along spin.

Oi! Gendu take me also.

My phone has GPS.

And I'll finally be able to take

my mom on a pilgrimage.

Hey...

You changed the reason

for your robbery yet again?

Forget the reason.

Come here!

Move, move, move.

We've just received word that...

...the CBI is about to begin

its operation anytime soon.

I think Amjad Khan, CBl's Amjad

Khan will be leading the operation.

Bittu, bittu.

Turn the camera around.

Are you getting my gold chain?

- Yes sir, its in the frame.

- Yeah, I can see it.

Sir, let's take a selfie as if we're

giving a high five while praying...

...high five yo!

Man, will you stop?

Oh oh oh. Let's go bro, Gulab.

Done done. Almost done.

Go ahead...

Click as many photos as you want.

You'll need it for your obituaries.

Let's go.

- Let's go.

- Just think.

Think.

For something as ordinary

as a simple bank robbery...

...why has the CBI sent Amjad Khan?

What do you think?

You'll take this money and walk out

of here like it's a cakewalk?

It's not that easy.

These two look like thieves.

But you, Champak, you seem sensible.

Tell me.

How will you live with yourself

if so many people lose their lives?

How will you?

Listen to me.

Untie me and come with me

to Amjad sir.

I'll talk to him.

He may go easy on you.

Or else Amjad sir

had given you an hour.

He'll enter at the 59th minute.

After that no astrology or Feng Shui

can save you, Champak.

Yeah ok man, we'll figure it out...

- Champak, let's go.

- Come on.

Champak. Listen to me Champak.

Champak just wait.

Champak you don't know, Amjad sir.

Try to understand what

I'm saying Champak!

Just listen to me! Champak!

Oh god, this cop is so cynical.

We are already so stressed.

And now he's doling out

bad luck in installments.

You don't worry.

This manager's with us...

He's our exit plan!

He'll drop us to a cab.

And listen. Bring a big cab.

We have a lot of loot

to carry today, you see!

Let's put the money back.

What do you mean put it back?

I don't want anyone to lose

their life because of us.

Whoa!

Peed your pants so fast?

Always knew Mumbai folks

are cowards.

That's why our cricket team is

known as the Delhi Daredevils.

And you guys?

Annoying Delhiites.

Don't want to pay the toll,

just sh**t.

Pulling a g*n is your answer

to everything.

But who got us here, all the way,

to use g*ns in the first place?

Big mistake.

And the bigger mistake...

...was coming with you guys here

on a Saturday.

Hey one more word

about Delhi-NOR...

...and I'll punch your teeth

in from Saturday to Sunday.

Sssshhh!

Amjad Khan never shows

any mercy towards criminals.

But the question is...

ls anybody born a criminal?

Does a criminal's mom put him

on a special diet...

...that causes him to turn out

that way?

The Bank of Indians robbery case

has had no breakthrough as of now...

...but if anybody has

any information about it...

...call me on the number below.

Got it!

This is Gayatri Ganguly

and you're watching Zee news.

Got what?

Our ticket out of here.

Hello.

Hello, is this Gayatri Ganguly

of Zee News?

Yes.

I'm Champak. Thief.

You can't just pick up

the phone on a girl...

...and abuse or accuse her,

shame on you.

No no. You're misunderstanding me.

I'm the thief who is right now

inside the bank, robbing it.

Oh my god!

So say that!

Can we talk'?

Ma'am most people can talk from the

time they're a year and a half old.

What'?

No no, sorry, let that go.

If you want, you can solve

the entire situation.

Me'?

Yes.

You just announce on your channel

that we've made a big mistake.

But we have been treating all

the hostages with utmost respect.

And we're ready to return all

the money we have taken from here.

Only thing we want is to be allowed

to go from here, safe and unharmed.

Two of us will go to Delhi.

And one to Chinchpokli.

One second.

You mean, two people will go to

Delhi and one to Chinchpokli?

NOR.

Yes. One will go to NCR.

Both of us will go to NCR.

- No.

- What?

Both will go to NCR.

Faridabad. Ghaziabad.

Ghaziabad. Faridabad.

H- 143.

- No no no, the...

- Sector fifteen.

- No no no. Both Faridabad.

- Faridabad...

No, one to Faridabad.

Pin code.

You fool, I'm not getting a social

security number for you!

What exactly are you trying to say?

Forget that.

Please just tell Amjad sir that

we are ready to apologise.

Too late, boy!

You have only 5 minutes left in

the one hour deadline I gave you.

Beep Beep Beep Beep

This phone call can't be completed.

Please try again later.

Beep Beep Beep Beep

Oh god, we're screwed!

Bring the reporter.

Sir, sir, here.

I'm here.

Prayiing

How are you connected to this robber?

Officer!

No no sir. He called me himself.

I'm just a graduate from

Lady Immaculate sir.

I had scored 73% in Mass Comm sir.

Sir, I wanted to do

serious journalism...

...that's why I joined

a Hindi channel...

...because it has a bigger reach.

My Hindi, otherwise is very bad.

I'm here to drive up the

viewership for the channel sir.

You think about it...

If I was with the robbers,

why would I come to you with

the phone when they called me'?

Give me your hand.

How do you know her?

Sir...

Sir, I saw her number on the TV.

Sir, that's what I was sa-

Hmm.

What's your problem?

Sir...

My name is Champak

Chandrakant Chiplunkar. And...

Yes. Having a stupid name

is a problem.

But its not on top of my list.

Now come to the point.

Which g*ng are you from?

No, no sir.

Sir, I'm just a common man.

My circumstances forced me

to do this.

I met Genda and Gulab for

the first time only 2 days back...

Just cut the crap man.

I'm coming in.

No, no, no sir.

You can't come inside.

I have zero interest in knowing

whether the hostages are safe or not.

But their safety is my responsibility.

And I know just how

to service both...

...my responsibilities and criminals.

I'm coming in.

No no no.

You can't come inside.

Not just you, no cop

can come in either.

If at all you want to send someone,

SD... SD...

send that reporter.

She can come inside and

tell you what's going on.

Why this reporter in particular?

Really sir?

Every other channel is insulting us.

Some have been calling us animals.

And others the devil.

Some are even calling us

the biggest mistake of our society.

She's the only one

who understands us, sir.

You... you please send her inside.

- But, sir, send her...

- Empty handed, right?

- Right, sir.

- Wrong.

She won't be coming in empty handed.

She'll bring a camera.

And the footage from

her camera will be proof...

...that everything is alright.

And one more thing.

The moment she comes in...

...you'll let one hostage go.

Got it'?

Sir...

Ugh.

You can do this, you can do this.

You can do this.

Come on Gayatri.

What would ArGo do'?

Come on Gayatri. You can do this.

You will go inside.

Do it for ArGo!

ArGo?

Arnab Goswami, sir.

My idol.

Gayatri .

Don't try anything stupid inside...

...or I'll get you along

with those idiots.

Sir, I'm already very nervous.

I can do without the threats,

please sir.

Let's go. Time to go.

Sir, are you...

Are you sure this

is the right plan, sir?

Sir I, do I really need to go

inside sir?

Sir can we do without this, sir?

Don't be nervous.

Just concentrate on getting

the footage, ok? Come on.

You can do this, you can do this.

You can do this.

You can do this.

- YO.

- Baba!?

You can do this, you can do this.

EEEEKK!!!

Amjad Khan has brought

in a twist in the tale...

A hostage negotiator

has just been sent inside.

And what's this?

Someone's just coming out

from the bank!

YO!

Where have I seen this guy'?

When you're showing Amjad

sir the footage outside...

...please tell him to help us...

...with making our way

out of here at the earliest.

You're addressing Amjad Khan

as sir?

You sound like such a nice guy...

Why don't you just surrender?

S-s-surrender?

It's the best option for you.

Aye!

How is that the best option?

Best option!

O-o-one minute. I...

You just have a seat here.

I'll be back in a minute.

She's also got to wear the horse

mask now, everyone except me.

Gende, he's talking about

surrendering to the police.

Yes. He's absolutely right.

After all, we've come here, all the

way from Delhi, just to surrender!

Oh!

Do you have a better plan?

No no, just saying.

Du you'?

Idiots.

Instead of wearing

the masks yourselves...

...you made the reporter wear it.

Now what do we do'?

Take the hostages outside

ourselves at g*n point?

What do you think? Huh?

There's an amusement park outside?

Amjad Khan is going to throw a party'?

Tell me'?

I had told you Gendu,

we should've left earlier.

This guy will simply speak

the local language and get out.

We'll get stuck with the cops.

Oi! Tell me...

How much do we need

to buy out the cops'?

Son!

No, doesn't our "Hail Maharashtra"

also sound North Indian.

Jai Maharashtra!

Just listen to me.

We have two options.

Either we go out

and surrender ourselves...

...or we put all the money back and

figure an escape route out of here.

Why should we leave

the money?

So that even if we do get

caught outside...

...our punishment won't me

that harsh.

But how will we get out of here?

We'll merge ourselves

with the rest of the hostages.

Nobody outside knows

what we look like.

Oh!

You fool...

The hostages have seen us, right?

But once you get into

a super-fast train.

It only stops at the last stop.

We'll merge with these

28 people here.

It's pretty simple. We'll use them

as human shields.

Man, this is so unfair.

All this effort for nothing.

We've been busting

ourselves since morning.

And now we even

keep the money back.

What are we getting out of all this?

We'll get the same thing

as the hostages.

Half day at work?

Freedom.

Good!

Madam, we are ready to let

all the hostages go.

Please tell Amjad sir that

we are ready to surrender.

Take your positions, positions, now!

The reporter's out.

Quick-quickly.

Madam what are you doing, madam?

Madam I'm wearing heels, madam.

Please be careful.

Media, just take care

of the media there.

Done sir.

By the way, which post

do you hold in the IPS'?

Sh'?

No, I mean.

You were making some

amazing suggestions...

...to surrender inside.

Hmm? On whose authority?

Who gave you the authority?

Sir, how did you know?

What did you think?

I'll let you go inside just like that?

This is why I don't trust

people like you.

- But... - I have no interest

in them surrendering.

- But sir they...

- Shut up!

I like my cases closed.

And I like criminals, dead. Get it?

But sir, they aren't criminal's sir.

If you don't trust me just have

a look at the footage, sir.

- I swear on my mommy, sir.

- Officer.

Sir.

Who allowed media here?

Take them behind

the barricade please!

But sir, you sent me inside!

How can you do this to me, sir?

They're not criminals, sir!

We've put all the money back.

And we're putting our g*ns down.

We will go outside the bank

with all of you.

And we'll surrender ourselves.

So, you please...

This must be a part of their plan!

They'll keep us in the front.

And escape from the back.

I'm telling all of you.

Please just listen to me.

We'll merge ourselves

with the rest of the hostages.

Nobody outside knows

what we look like.

We'll merge with these

28 people here.

It's pretty simple-

They're as stupid as they look.

They've recorded their entire

exit plan and sent it to us!

Officer!

Get ready!

Oi! We're Delhiites.

If we really wanted to harm you...

...you'd be dead by now.

Hey bro...

Why don't you make him

understand!

Uh...

He's right.

It's a Saturday and

I can't lie on Saturdays.

Yes.

We were planning to exit the bank

using all of you as human shields.

But I swear on my parents...

...we don't mean to harm anyone.

One minute. One minute.

One minute.

That's Amjad Khan.

He won't think twice

before k*lling you.

Your human shield...

...will shatter with one g*nsh*t.

You're out of all options.

Except one.

I'll become your human shield.

You?

Ok team. Everyone here.

Pay attention.

This is the plan.

They're in the back room.

Two people.

One from here.

Other will cover from here.

Okay?

sn*pers.

Go take your positions.

There and there.

Two of you will cover me.

I'm going to go inside.

Wait for my signal.

Alright?

Come on. Go go go.

Take your positions. Go.

The police won't fire

at their own officer.

And even if l do get sh*t,

there's no problem.

No innocents should be hurt.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Please ma'am.

Amjad sir!

Amjad sir, please listen to me.

Amjad sir, there's no need

to use force.

They aren't hardened criminals!

Amjad sir!

Bro!

Hard disk.

2 TB space.

It was just lying there.

I picked it up.

Gendu.

If we sell this...

...we won't have to travel economy.

Hey, he?!

Back!

Nobody move!

- Hey go back!

- Ok, ok.

Hey. You come this side.

Quickly, this side.

- Son, give me the g*n.

- Dad go back!

Everybody stay calm.

Even/body's going to be just fine.

You stand in a straight line.

Nobody's going anywhere.

Hands up!

Keep them up!

Nobody moves!

Dad, please don't interfere.

Hey!

What are you doing?

Put the phone back down.

Put it down.

Pick up goddamit.

Just pick up the phone.

Didn't I tell you to put

the phone down'?

- Yes, keep it back down.

- Put the phone down.

Down! Now!

- Here, I put it down.

- I've had enough of you guys.

- Mukesh.

- Mukesh.

Move to the side.

Look. That's a g*n.

If you fire even accidently...

...things will get messy.

You...

You might be decent people.

But you still are thieves.

Mukesh.

Today, it's this bank.

Tomorrow, it'll be another bank.

I won't let you go.

Keep your hands up!

Mukesh.

- Do you understand?

- Mukesh.

Dad, please stay there, dad.

Mukesh.

MUKESH!

- Yes sir.

- Your father is right.

Mukesh.

- Give him the g*n.

- No sir.

These people need men like

Amjad Khan to fix them.

Mukesh.

- Dad please!

- Give me the g*n!

Dad. Stay back dad.

Give me the g*n!

Dad. Let it go.

Let it go!

Dad leave the g*n, dad! Daaaaad!

Leave it! Dad please!

Mukesh!

Amjad sir, Amjad sir.

Please try and understand, sir.

They seem completely harmless, sir.

They're not criminals, sir.

Gayatri !

They're criminals and you're stupid.

That's why you have put

so much trust in them.

And me.

But sir, you don't understand.

There are so many people inside.

And they're all safe, alright.

At least think about

your undercover cop, sir?

My undercover cop'?

That was just a trap I'd set to get

these snakes out of their pit.

And my plan worked.

I never had an undercover cop

on the inside.

What'?

Position.

Take your positions!

Dad!

Dad!

DAD!

Dad!

I have been trying

to explain this to you...

...since a long time now, Champak!

Your stars foretell bad luck.

And that bad luck is me!

I'm...

I'm not an undercover cop.

I'm a Bank Robber.

The real one!

Dad.

Dad.

Dad.

Dad.

Dad.

Dad...

Dad...

Dad.

Dad.

Dad.

Dad.

This isn't some toy...

It's a g*n.

And it's empty.

These city boys...

"Bra!"

Right'?

Meaning.

He's not with the police?

When did I say,

I'm from the police?

When?

Just because I was

wearing a g*n holster...

...you guys handed

over your lives to me!

Right'?

I've been playing cat and mouse

with the law since ages...

I can smell a cop in the room...

...if there is one!

When I was kid,

my mom would tell me.

Son, God gave you everything...

He just forgot to give

you one critical thing.

The patience to handle stupidity!

- Hello.

- Yeah. What's the hold up'?

Boss, someone has locked us in...

What did I teach all of you?

When you can't kick.

sh**t!

As you just witnessed.

The police was in the middle

of negotiations...

...but right then-

And right now, we've just heard

another g*n sh*t from the inside.

CBl's Amjad Khan-

Keep the media away.

But these sudden g*n sh*ts have left

even the police in a state of shock.

Shock! Just what I wanted

for the police...

Drive.

Hmm?

Hard disk!

Of all things in the world,

this sissy little sister of yours...

...could only find

this drive to take is it?

Take them away.

Are you mad?

You sh*t him for a silly drive?

I absolutely dislike

disrespectful language.

Firstly, I'm from Faizabad.

Plus, I have an imported g*n

in my hand.

Talk to me with respect.

Ok?

Respect!

Sir!

Go on, say it!

S-s-s-sir.

Correct.

And anyway.

I didn't sh**t this old uncle.

You sh*t him. You.

- Me'?

- Yes.

You!

What happened inside the bank?

What are you hiding?

How can everything flip so badly

as soon as you stepped out?

No sir, I'm just-

A Graduate from Lady

Immaculate, right?

Just save it!

- She's not going anywhere.

- Yes, sir.

Keep an eye on her.

See, Sakharam...

This is what happens when you

stick your foot into police matters...

Correct, sir!

L won't stick my foot in places,

I'll sh**t yours-

Which one should I sh**t first?

This one or that one?

Right or left, tell me.

This time.

I'm warning you.

Next time, I will directly

sh**t you. Get it?

Yes, sir!

This isn't-

This isn't that drive...

This only has...

Bank employee details-

Everything was going fine.

I even told you clearly...

Just think.

Why would the CBI send someone

like Amjad Khan for this?

And if he and I come face to face,

one of us will have to die.

I could've another day

and taken the drive peacefully.

I hate wasting my b*ll*ts!

DAAAAAA D !

DAAAAAA D !

DAAAAAD !

DAAAAAA D !

Let me go!

- On

- DAAAAAAAAAD!

Shut up! Sit down!

DAAAAAAAAAAD!

DAAAAAAAAD !

Look at what you've done.

Look.

Now he'll groan in pain.

Come here!

Come here!

COME HERE!

Now I've sh*t old uncle here...

...right in between

his ribs and heart.

Now his body will bleed.

In the b*at of Waltz.

You know the b*at, right?

Tap-tap-tap.

Tap-tap-tap.

One-two-three.

One-two-three.

Now.

Within an hour and a half...

...if he isn't taken

to the hospital...

Then his job will get done.

But by then... so will mine!

Boss, should I lock them up'?

You guys don't plan

to go anywhere right?

And you!

You will stay with me.

As a child, I used to read

Champak comics...

...today, I'll read to this

comic Champak!

Please move back.

Sir-sir-sir-sir.

Please go back.

Sir, we've heard three g*nshots

from inside the bank already.

And you still just sitting idle.

No comments.

Sir-sir-sir-sir.

Sir, does this mean

your plans have failed?

No comments.

Sir-sir-sir-sir.

Are you ready to take complete

responsibility for this?

No comments. Look.

Let me do my job right now.

Please.

I'll get back to you, okay?

This guy turned out to be a wolf

in sheep's clothing.

Vishnu uncle, you should've

just called me-

Even/thing's changed here.

Hasn't it?

Yes.

Hmm.

When I met your dad

for the first time,

I was a Corporator.

He was adamant,

that a skyscraper be built here.

Everyone said no.

Hmm.

But I said,

it will be done.

Yeah.

How could I say no'?

I was under his care and protection.

Hmm.

Won't you offer me some tea?

There were 200 huts in a slum here.

Did you know that?

No uncle.

There was a mill here too.

Did you know that?

No uncle.

Quietly, in total silence.

That's how work gets done.

That's how I went from

being a Corporator...

...to being the Home Minister.

And you?

One job.

You had one job!

No, no, no, uncle.

I only acted according to our plan.

Correct.

First you staged a robbery.

Then you broadcast

the news across town!

Believe me, uncle!

I have no idea how this media

circus started outside the bank.

I had told my guy to keep

it as quiet as possible.

Your work will be done

Vishnu uncle.

Please just relax.

How do I relax?

Tape up my eyes and sleep?

All the breaking news

that you're seeing,

we'll soon be watching our

own funeral ceremonies on it!

Uncle even you'd said that...

...there will be no cops

or media outside the bank.

I'll handle the cops.

How...

How many lockers do

you have in that bank?

Including my associates

and my own...

...around eight-

- lockers.

- Eight?

That guy you've contracted?

Call him. And tell him.

He'll have to be open

these 8 lockers too...

Bu...

Yes. So that they don't

suspect us of being involved.

Our man's expectations

are growing day by day.

Manager,

I need the keys

to these lockers.

Sir, you...

You can take the keys from me.

But...

You won't be able to open it, sir.

Sir, the thing is...

Every locker has...

...two locks.

One key stays with the customer.

And one with us, sir.

But the bank always keeps

a set of duplicate keys...

...in the bank... extra.

Amazing.

God was very patient

while creating you.

Clearly planned you

over a 3 day weekend!

I'm sorry, actually I can't lie

on a Saturday.

No no. That's good.

Go.

Take him away.

You have very innocent eyes.

Some day they could take you down.

It's the biggest weakness

in the world.

Innocence.

Access granted.

- Hello.

- Congratulations!

We've got the drive.

- He's got it!

- But...

...no need to get so happy,

Mr. Sharma.

You'd promised me that there

wouldn't be any cops at the bank.

Come and see, there's a parade

of cops here.

So, what do you want?

An escape route, out of all this.

I knew you'd eventually

stoop to your level.

Let's not talk about my levels,

Mr. Sharma.

Because I don't like

talking about it...

I prefer to take others there...

...and show them!

Hmm.

For an escape, tell the police...

...you'll start k*lling

one hostage evey hour.

Hmm.

If they still don't agree,

every half an hour.

Ok.

And if they still don't agree, every

15 minutes you'll k*ll a hostage.

Hmm, ck.

Champak!

I'm ready to give you

one last chance.

I can arrange a way to get you

out of here without harm.

But I need a guarantee that

all the hostages are safe.

And I want my safety.

He will HAVE to make

an escape route.

Because otherwise,

I'll start k*lling all of you.

You are my favourite.

We'll begin with you. Hmm?

Say ready steady go!

You're such a smart guy...

...but you're about to make

such a big mistake.

Right now the media, cops,

CBI all think...

I'm the robber.

If you k*ll me,

they'll find out that...

...the real robber is someone else.

Oh wow!

You're not a comic,

you're Sherlock Holmes!

What's the plan?

Champak, can you hear me'?

Can you hear me'?

Champak.

Oh crap!

Positions, take your positions!

Stop the rest over there,

yes stop them there.

Don't let the media in.

Yes. Come there!

Quick!

Take your positions!

Quick!

Take it!

Remember, the life of both

your friends is in danger.

Don't even think about

doing anything stupid.

Calm down, everyone calm down.

Nobody follow me.

Stop, stop sir.

Stop right there!

Champak.

Look.

If you surrender now, I can get

your sentence reduced.

That's why, think your

next step through.

I don't want to take any steps, sir.

I want to fly.

We want a helicopter.

Even if you get a helicopter,

you won't be able to fly far away.

Once you cross the city limits,

the traffic really lightens up sir...

Sir please agree

to their demands, sir.

There's a man dying inside, sir.

Champak.

Now I want a complete guarantee

that everyone inside is safe.

And this time, I'll come

in myself to check.

No, no sir. You can't

come inside. Forget it!

Then you can forget

your helicopter too!

Damn...

This chopper's gonna take me down.

Ok sir.

You can come inside and check.

Sit down!

What are you staring at'? Sit!

Are all of you okay?

He's lost a lot of blood.

You want a helicopter, right?

Then I am taking him outwith me.

Right now.

What bargaining are you doing, sir?

Ok fine, take him.

It's a good thing that I believe

in numerology so much.

Right now there are 28 people

in this room.

One goes away and that makes it 27.

2+7 equals nine.

My favourite number.

Pick him up.

Hey! Pick him up!

Pick him up!

Carefully!

The wound is deep.

Dad.

Dad.

Dad.

Don't worry.

I won't let anything happen to him.

I promise.

Please take care of him.

I request you, please.

All of you please stay calm.

This will all be over very soon.

Amjad sir.

- Don't forget the helicopter.

- Hmm.

And tell the pilot to wear a helmet.

And one more thing.

Look at them.

Look at their innocent faces.

If you take too long

to bring the helicopter,

I will start laying out dead bodies

all across the bank.

In one hour.

One.

This time I'm giving you a deadline.

One hour.

Come.

Please. Have a seat.

What had I said, Champak?

Hmm?

He was bleeding a lot.

That is not what I had said.

I'd explained something

to you earlier.

- If I hadn't sent...

- What had I said?

If I hadn't sent him out,

he would've d*ed.

Is that what I had said? Huh?

No, that, that is not

what I had said at all.

He was seriously injured.

No, no, no.

What, what had I told you?

What had I said?

- What had I told you?

- He... he would've d*ed.

Had I asked you to do

all of this? Huh?

What had I said?

He, he would've d*ed.

Is that what I'd explained to you?

What? What had I made you understand?

What did I say? Huh?

What does your Feng Shui

tell you, Champak?

Which hand should I use

to hit you?

This one or this one?

What had I said Champak?

What? What had I said?

What had I told you?

I will not let any hostages die.

What had I said?

What had I told you? Huh?

I won't let any hostages die!

Is that what I said?

WHAT?

HAD?

L'?

SAID?

You'll make the mistake...

...but your friends will pay

the price!

No!

It's the correct drive, brother.

Huh?

Brother, it's the correct drive.

Thank heavens.

I'll go check the drive.

And when I'm back I'll decide

what to do with the 3 of you.

I'll definitely k*ll the 3 of you...

...but not now...

...and not in here.

Before that old man

outside wakes up...

...and spills his guts out.

It was all my doing.

These 2 just came along with me.

Please take me...

- Bro...

- ...let them go.

Bro!

I was the one who screwed up

the plan.

I'll go.

Why will you go'?

Anyway, whenever that

South Delhi girl comes...

...to eat junk outside

the Metro station...

...she doesn't look at me,

she only has eyes on you.

I'll go.

That Mumbai-Delhi highway

got built so quickly, no'?

No worries.

Everyone shall have their turn.

- Sir, I...

- I know.

You don't think Champak

pulled the trigger, right?

Tell me something...

...do you also feel that because

of one wrong move on my part...

...the situation has gotten

out of hand?

Forget it sir, how does

my opinion matter? Champa...

You're right.

Champak didn't pull the trigger.

I know.

25 MINUTES EARLIER

Dad.

Dad.

Come here quick!

Jugnu sir has asked for us.

Shh. No one moves!

Dad, are you alright?

You're alright no dad?

All of this is your fault!

I'll make you pay for this!

Oh hero!

You were very excited to play

Grand Theft Auto right?

We were quietly leaving.

All of this is because of you.

It's your fault!

My fault?

It's you outsiders

who intrude this city...

...and spread crime!

If anything happens to my dad-

Oye! Daddy's boy!

Do you know who my father is'?

Look!

Typical bloody losers.

Oye! Don't you get personal,

I'm warning you.

I'm Delhi NCR's no. 1 pick pocketer!

Even/time I steal a wallet...

I even return all PAN cards,

visiting and ID cards!

Yes! We also aren't very fond

of coming here...

...and dying with people like you!

I'm only going soft on you,

because your dad's been sh*t.

Shut up!

You shut up!

Bloody lying manager.

You have no right to speak

when you have no wi-fi in your bank.

And don't you say

a word against Delhi.

Your Mumbai smells of rotten fish!

Want to eat gol gappas,

go to the sea.

Want to take your girl around,

go to the sea.

Need to take a dump?

Go to the sea!

If you love the bloody sea

so much...

...why don't you all become

mermaids, idiots!

Even the bloody rich live

like the poor here.

Everyone can afford

to buy a Mercedes...

...but there are no roads

to drive it!

How will we have the street?

Our share of taxes is swallowed

by you people!

- Teach him a lesson!

- SHUT UP!

Please, shut up!

I know everyone is worried, angry.

It's okay.

But now is not the time

to turn against one another.

Just shut up! Stop with all your

peace preaching nonsense!

We're all in here because of you!

Exactly!

These jobless people,

whenever they want money

they come and loot a bank!

Sir, I'm not fond of being a thief.

If I weren't in this circumstance,

I wouldn't have robbed a bank.

Oye! It's not circumstances

that make a thief...

...it's his intentions.

Brother.

If you were in my place,

what would you have done?

I am a middle-class man.

Even I had a dream.

I wanted to start

a bottle caps factory.

I took a loan for that.

From this bank itself.

With my house as mortgage.

First there was delay

in getting the loan...

...and then there was delay

in the clearance of the loan.

Then delay from the builders,

delay from the politicians...

...delay after delay after delay!

In the middle of all of this...

I couldn't even pay

the EMI to the bank.

And now the bank wants your house?

One minute. What about your

father's bypass surgery? Huh?

Your reasons keep changing!

Mom dad don't even know...

...that I have given our house

as mortgage.

All of this...

All of this is because of me.

I swear to God,

I won't let anyone get hurt.

I will get everyone out safely.

Look,

given how things have escalated,

I may have an idea.

Dual sim.

Dual sim as in,

one phone and two sims.

Tch tch.

Dual sim as in two phones.

Look bro,

look at what my brother is saying,

didn't I always say?

What were you hiding

this for till now?

This is my Delhi number.

It's on roaming.

Obviously.

Sir, phone.

Champak. Champak!

Yes, Champak.

Sir, God promise...

You didn't pull the trigger, right?

I know.

You were pointing the g*n to

yourself and roaming around.

g*ns and b*ll*ts

aren't your cup of tea.

Keep talking.

I met Genda and Gulab

only two days ago.

They're both from Delhi...

...but very innocent, sir.

Man, it's on roaming!

Sir, we're stuck real bad, sir.

So who pulled the trigger, Champak?

Sir, there's another

thief here, Jugnu.

He's come here with his g*ng.

They're very dangerous.

They're after some drive.

C'mon ma'am, come that side.

Drive?

Alright. You...

...don't worry about the drive.

Just take care of the hostages

and yourself. Okay?

Sir, please get us out of here, sir.

Now that I've got the snake

out of his hole,

I will crush his head too.

But for that, I need your help.

Me'? How?

You tell him to ask

for a helicopter.

I'll take care of the rest.

Okay sir. GBMLR.

What'?

Ganpati Bappa Morya, Let's Rock!

Yes, yes. Ganpati Bappa Morya.

Champak!

Look, you surrender right now...

...and I can reduce the term

of your punishment.

If you k*ll me, they'll know

the thief is someone else.

Now that I've got the snake

out of his hole,

I will crush his head too.

No more steps, sir.

Now we want to fly.

I met Genda and Gulab

only two days ago.

They're very innocent, sir.

Sir, there's another thief here,

Jugnu.

He's here with his g*ng.

I know.

Hmm.

I wondered why Amjad Khan is here.

Jugnu, 3 times the amount is a lot.

This is plain blackmail.

Look, the longer you take,

the higher the price.

The thing is,

if I take this drive outside

and give it to the police...

I'll only be jailed...

...but your next few generations

will be screwed sir.

Jugnu, this drive belongs

to a reporter...

...who was plotting against us.

One day, as he was collecting

evidence against us...

...the poor guy fell off

his terrace.

And d*ed.

By accident.

- Understand?

- You're absolutely right.

Everyone makes mistakes. Right?

Who was that man who lived

3 bungalows down your street?

Film Producer?

Now imagine, just like him

you're on your morning jog.

And suddenly...

...a coconut falls on your

shiny head. Thud!

Your brain starts

haemorrhaging instantly.

And in about 15 minutes, preparations

for your funeral would begin.

No one can be blamed for

this 'accident' now, can they?

Jugnu you'll get the money.

But first finish the job.

Where will we get our parcel?

Mr. Sharma.

Questions are asked by those

who have the upper hand.

This firefly of yours, Jugnu...

...has started glowing

a little too much, no'?

That's enough nonsense from him.

I will have to give the command...

...back to the police.

That shiny sparkling hero of yours?

Tell him...

...whatever he finds in the locker,

he should keep it with himself.

I'll take care of the rest.

- One more thing...

- Shh!

I will take care of it.

Me.

Balance is over?

Couldn't you have filled

a little more money in it?

Brother, give him

some water at least?

What are you doing?

This is how you call people

in Mumbai.

And this is what you do

to get a tight slap in Delhi.

Shhh!

If you'd recharged your phone...

...we could've at least finished

our conversation!

- What are you trying to say,

you moron? - Hey!

Shut up!

What are you trying to say,

you moron?

I am a cheapster?

You people from Faridabad,

refill empty shampoo bottles...

...with water over and

over again to use it.

Aye! I said shut up!

You people from Ghaziabad...

...put together leftover

pieces of soap...

...and use them after you poop!

Why...

...do you peep into my bathroom?

I'll tell you, I'll tell you

why I peep into your bathroom.

Bloody, I'll stuff shampoo in your...

I told you to shut up!

I'm bored out of my wits, sir.

The case is going to be

transferred from the CBI...

...back to the police shortly.

Get Jugnu out.

And what do I do with the money, sir?

I don't care about the money.

I want the drive. The drive!

And as soon as you get the drive,

just...

understand?

Oh, fake encounter?

Okay sir, no problem sir.

Now I'm gonna get you...

Give me the walkie,

give me the walkie!

Yes, sir!

- Delta 1.

- Yes, sir.

Get all the units to gate no. 1.

They're going to come out

of this gate.

Okay, sir.

Come on, move move everyone, move!

Hey!

I'm in charge here.

Were. Not anymore.

The command coming back to me,

anytime now.

And your hands will feel

quite empty.

Sakharam, get something cold

to keep sir's hands occupied.

Yes, yes sir, will get it right away.

A t*rror1st outfit,

Harqat-E-Lashkar...

...has claimed responsibility

for this robbery.

I want this case to

be taken from the CBI...

...and handed back to the police.

But sir, we haven't received

any such intel reports.

How will this do'?

If CBl and RAW are not

in sync with each other...

...how is this going to work?

Ask your officers to

hand over the case...

...to police immediately.

And I said...

immediately.

Oye come in here, quick!

There's a problem!

Look in there,

look what's happening.

Yes, look look look.

One punch...

...and you feel the crunch!

Genda, Gulab come here quick.

Take everyone out in groups of nine.

Look, still following Feng Shui!

Not Feng Shui, logic.

If all 27 of us go out

there together,

we'll get caught!

So who goes in the first batch?

Ladies first. Obviously.

All that hype about lack of

concern for girls in Delhiites...

...isn't necessarily true.

C'mon, pick him up.

Hello, Gayatri ma'am.

Tell Amjad sir that I'm tring

to get the hostages out...

...through the front gate.

Amjad! Try and understand!

No' you phase try

and understand, sir.

Right now, using force

is not a good idea.

Sir sir sir, this is urgent!

Champak is getting the hostages

out through the front exit.

Sir, I have just received

a confirmation...

...that he is going to free

the hostages.

But...

Look, use your commandos.

These people are t*rrorists.

There is no need to show them

any mercy.

But sir, he's going to free

the hostages-

I can't wait anymore.

There's a lot of pressure.

From the media.

Operation has to happen!

C'mon. Move it.

Send the media away!

Send the media away!

Cameras away!

Details of the operation,

should not be leaked

to the press.

I will hold a conference

at the correct time.

Okay?

I'll take it back from you outside.

Sir! Look! Sir!

Take your positions.

Go go! Cover!

Go!

Cover, cover, cover!

Out! Out!

There are more people inside, sir.

Go, get out of here. Out of here!

Sir! Sir, I'm Gulab! Sir, Gulab.

Sir, with Champak. Sir sir sir...

- Where is Champak?

- Genda is in there, sir.

Champak is in there too, sir.

Sir, please save them.

Okay go! Go!

Been a while since

we checked on the hostages.

Go.

Do a rain check.

- What?

- What?

Wasn't your duty there?

What are you doing here?

Jugnu sir has asked me

to check on the hostages.

Yes, so I'm here.

Go tell him all is well here. Go.

Dude, I'll tell big brother that

you aren't letting me do my job.

And I will tell big brother that...

...you are roaming around

without your mask.

The cameras are all off, idiot!

Yes, but they can

come back on anytime.

We'll all get caught because of you.

Wait a minute.

I'll check on the hostages.

Yes, all is okay. Go tell him.

And wear your mask.

At the gate, outside...

Come here.

Jugnu's men have seen us.

Getting out of the front door is

going to be very dangerous now.

There is one more way out.

But that's quite risky.

Alpha 2, are you in position?

Yes, sir.

The gate at the breach

location is covered. Over.

Champak where are you?

Why aren't you out yet?

I'm getting all the hostages

out through the ATM exit.

- You also come there.

- Champak, listen to me.

Listen carefully.

Use your exit plan.

Got it?

Get outwith the hostages.

Now.

Sir, how did you know about our plan?

You still have a lot

to learn about theft.

Anyway, listen up.

They're going to declare you

a t*rror1st.

t*rror1st? But we're just...

I know.

That is why I'm asking

you to hurry up.

Once the ATS is inside,

then even I won't be able

to help you.

Got it?

Sir, sir, sir, sir...

Sir, these people don't even know the

difference between Obama and Osama.

You have to do something,

please stop this.

C'mon Gayatri!

You know these aren't

my decisions.

What do you want from me'?

I have an idea, sir.

Your laces are untied.

Yes brother. Was in a rush...

Listen.

Has that car arrived?

Yes brother, it's here, at the back...

How is it here?

When we never called for one.

In the north, we're never

'in a rush'.

We're always 'in a hurry'.

Check the hostages!

You're a new player,

you don't know the rules

of this game.

Brother! All the hostages are gone.

Then look for them.

k*ll them all!

Spare no one!

I'm a common man.

I jump 200 potholes everyday...

...to just grab a cup of tea.

What are you?

Disrespect again?!

Sir, sir!

Sir, look at this!

Home Minister Dongardive will hold

a press conference shortly.

In which he will claim that...

...the people inside the bank

aren't just robbers but t*rrorists.

According to our information,

this is entirely false.

Sir, what could be the motive

behind him doing this?

That's for you all to find out!

I think...

...the media...

...should ask that question

to Mr. Dongardive himself.

Hey! That son of a g*n!

Stop the ATS!

No one will go inside. GO!

This is Gayatri Ganguly

from Zee News...

...stay tuned for more breaking news.

ATS mission called off.

Abort mission. Abort mission!

Move back. The mission

has been called off.

Move, move!

Out, out, out!

What'?

What happened to them?

Your plan worked Gayatri!

Now it's time for my plan.

Let's go, c'mon! Hurry up!

Move!

Why are they-

Why are these people

entering from the back?

Get my jacket. Get my jacket!

Even we'll go inside!

Cover fire!

Go go go go -!

Out!

Take them to safety!

C'mon, fast fast fast!

Move, move, move!

Champak!

The biggest lesson

to learn from robbery.

And it applies to relationships too.

If one door closes...

...always keep the other one open.

When I searched for evil,

I didn't find a single evil soul.

But as I searched within,

I realised, there's nothing

more evil than me.

Now you'll bite even/name's

share of b*ating-

b*ll*ts!

Brother!

sh**t, you idiot!

I'm going towards the vault.

The thief is there.

Akhilesh!

This idiot!

I'm gonna b*at him to this...

First you'll say that

the command isn't mine.

Then you'll try and stop me.

And now you're probably thinking...

...why don't I just sh**t

Amjad Khan.

Right'?

Wrong.

I already sh*t you.

Oh!

Now I will have to

take over command.

You should be thanking me right now.

Now you'll wonder why.

I just got you a medal.

Hey!

Get sir to the ambulance.

Our brave soldier has been sh*t

in the line of fire.

Sh'?

Are you hurt, sir?

Pick me up! Pick me up!

Champak!

Your stars foretell bad luck...

Sir, Jugnu.

I've been trying to explain

this to you since so long.

You're bleeding quite a lot.

You need a doctor. Go!

Sir, forget about me.

What about the hostages?

The hostages are all safe.

So are your friends.

They're outside.

Now you leave too.

- Sir, I'm very...

- Sorry, right?

I'll have this conversation with you

once we're out of here.

Champak!

Now go! And that's an order.

Let me finish this

once and for all.

Wait!

Come here.

Old habits die hard.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you very much sir.

You saved our lives.

Bro, he's come!

C'mon!

Move!

BRO!

My hand!

Oh!

Oye! Bro, you're sh*t!

Doctor. Call the doctor!

Bro. How did this happen?

Even our blood...

...feels like one.

Man.

You Delhiites.

Over dramatise everything.

Chew even/name's brain.

You are just the worst.

But when it comes to friendship,

there's no one better than you.

So bro, Delhi for the ones

with a heart.

And Mumbai for all!

I am not a policeman.

I am the bank robber.

The real one.

Bank Robber.

Last time you were

lucky enough to escape.

But this time,

no way!

Firstly, I'm from Faizabad.

And to top that I have a g*n.

You should speak to me with respect.

This time, either you get out

of here alive...

...or you'll only be the one

to get out dead.

- Thank you so much.

- You saved our lives.

Champak.

Thank you so much!

You saved all our lives.

Sun,

but you forgot the one thing

that corrects all the faults...

...basis Feng Shui.

Thank you for saving all our lives.

GBMLR.

GBMLR.

You'll have to come with

with me for interrogation.

Hello mister, what are you saying?

He's hurt. He's been sh*t.

Look, please don't interfere.

There's an inquiry on.

He is a thief!

What do you mean?

He saved our life.

He's not a thief.

Move, move, move.

Come along.

I have to acknowledge your courage.

You have some guts.

Inviting me here, yourself.

But I'm sorry to say, buddy.

This time,

game over!

I'll go in the third ambulance.

Why?

Feng Shui!

Feng Shui, now too.

There are three of us.

The ambulance number is also three.

C'mon!

- Okay bro, let's get into

that one only. - Brother.

C'mon bro-brother,

let's get into that one.

Here's the third ambulance.

b*ll*ts have poison in them.

Let's get you patched up.

Let it go.

Let it go as in?

Three is your lucky number right?

What happened to your Feng Shui.

Do you know why our

palms have lines on them?

Because we shape our own destiny.

When I went out seeking evil...

I didn't find a thing...

...but as I searched within myself...

I realised, there's nothing

more evil than me.

We shape our own destiny.

I shape my own destiny.

I'm handling both the Ambuja

and the Sethi robbery cases.

And there's a smart

and dangerous mind...

...behind both of them.

Come, come, Mr. Khan.

You too got fooled, right?

We're really smart thieves.

We know what we're doing.

I met Genda and Gulab

for the first time...

...only two days ago.

The world's biggest weakness is...

Innocence.

He has very innocent eyes.

Sony my house is mortgaged.

I can't lie on Saturdays.

I want to take my mom...

...on a pilgrimage.

I was pretty much

officially invited...

...to attend today's robbery.

Bank Robber.

What are you laughing at'?

Sir, this just came for you.

Sir, my name is Champak

Chandrakant Chiplunkar.

And sir, I'm a common man.

I'm robbing out of helplessness.

When I was a little boy,

I was really very naughty.

My mischief would get...

I'd make mischief and get caught?

Not a chance.

The situation at the Bank

of Indians is now under control.

9 people have been injured

but everyone is out of danger.

Sukhmani... Sukhmani.

After the robbery,

what all happened?

Amidst all this chaos...

...our Home Minister Dongardive's

name has surfaced.

Would you believe these thieves...

...or your leader? Haan?

That mad man Amjad sh*t me.

Jugnu got caught too.

Sir.

Sir, just take my word,

you should disappear

for about a month or so...

What is this great scam really?

To know more, stay tuned

and keep watching Zee News,

with your own GaGa.

GaGa?

C'mon!

What'?

GaGa?

Come on, guys.

At least its better than Genda,

Gulab and Champak.

Everybody needs a sign off.

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon. Let's go.

Don't you want to go to Kisannagar?

Hey! What if it were

Harsha Ganguly?

HaGa!

Now just watch, uncle.

The hero will shower them

with money.

Hey! What are you looking at!

That happens only in films!

Oh my God!

The film's 16D uncle. 16D.

16D'?

3 MONTHS LATER

CHING'S EXPRESS

TUESDAY, 3:30PM

Shashank Thakur?

These...

Ashutosh Sharma's men...

have figured out my involvement.

That's why...

I've collected...

all evidence...

and put it in a drive.

That drive is hidden away

in a locker.

But...

I will not give you the details...

...to the locker, this time.

Or they will k*ll you too.

Look at our destiny,

I wanted to make you my partner.

I don't know...

...when and how,

you became my son instead.

What's up, sir?

Nice running into you.

This was fun.

You're the first thief

whose mind I couldn't read.

And you're the first policeman

who I felt like greeting with a...

"...nice running into you".

Thank you.

You've been stealing

since you were a kid...

I understood that the moment

you ran away from the bank.

When did I run, sir?

Your commandos escorted me out.

Tell me one thing...

...when did you start working

with Shashank Thakur?

I used to steal since childhood.

But when I started working

with Shashank sir...

I started sleeping well at night.

And for the last 3 months...

I have lost all my sleep,

wondering how you did all of this?

Some things aren't

meant to be said...

...they're meant to be shown.

Right there.

Hey.

You guys know that we're recording

this robbery on these cameras...

...so Amjad Khan can see it later?

Amjad sir,

your first question will be...

why did we pick this day

specifically to rob the bank.

That's because the details

of Shashank sir's locker

and key is with the real thieves.

And for the drive,

we need the real thieves.

We've been keeping an eye on

Ashutosh Sharma and Dongardive...

...for a while now.

We've even been tracing

their phone calls.

That's when we got to know that...

...the real thieves were going

to strike today...

...at nine-thirty in fact.

Because we didn't know

the real thief's face...

...we had to buy more time.

The more idiotic we look...

...the quicker the real

thief will reveal himself.

So we took our stupidity

to the next level.

But he stayed hidden.

That is why we faked finding a drive.

And the minute he saw it,

Jugnu revealed himself.

I could have come another day

and taken the drive easily.

I hate sh**ting b*ll*ts

without a reason.

Great doing business with Jugnu!

Just like a India-Pakistan T20 final.

He made for a strong opponent.

The money found with Jugnu was fake.

Where did the real money do'?

Look around, sir.

In every drama,

the role of a supporting cast

is very important.

Early in the morning,

our people deposited

counterfeit notes.

According to the stars

and Feng Shui...

...you 3 have been

nominated to help us!

After breaking open the locker...

...we intentionally kept back three

of our people right at the end.

So they could replace the real notes

in Ashutosh Sharma's locker...

...with the fake ones.

So when Jugnu gets caught,

there's only fake cash

found on him.

Everyone remembers we have

to reach Kisan Nagar, right?

No confusion.

You lock these two up.

- Gulab, you get the manager.

- Okay.

Jugnu had only one weakness.

His temper.

And as he lost his cool.

We gained control of him.

SURPRISE! SURPRISE!

Why don't you sh**t him?

Oh!

Not funny, is it?

You want this?

What.

Had.

L.

Said?

Get it over with man!

Stop playing around.

Amjad will be here any minute.

You know.

You were right.

I have very innocent eyes.

But they'll take you down,

not me!

Champak!

Your stars foretell bad luck.

I have been trying

to explain this to you...

You're bleeding a lot.

You need a doctor. Go!

Hmm. So-

- Hello.

- Sony, sir.

Was in a bit of a rush.

Yes, that's why I didn't try

and stop you.

Anyway, no worries.

You left your iPad here, by mistake.

And it has all the evidence

I need against-

Sir,

I don't make mistakes,

even by mistake.

Look again.

Shashank Thakur

Case Files

I've left a gift for you, sir.

Evidence that would be

of interest to you.

Now only you can put these crooks

where they belong.

Thanks, Champak.

It was a pleasure meeting you, sir.

My partner isn't around anymore.

Can I interest you in a job offer?

The answer is no.

Just because I had a drink

with you does not mean...

I'm open to working with criminals.

Okay then, sir.

Next month!

Yes. In Delhi, right?

The diamond corridor project?

Will catch you then.

Got to give it you, sir.

But next time, look closer.

There's always a chink...

...in every armour.

Nothing like a good challenge,

Champak!

And I love a good challenge.

By the way, can I ask you a question?

So,

Champak can't be your real name.

Before you say goodbye,

won't you tell me your real name?

Riteish Deshmukh.

How does it matter, sir?

I'm a common man.

And common men don't have names.

They only have actions.

Jai Hind, sir.

Jai Hind.

BANK ROBBER

Bro, I think...

...we've pulled off

an amazing robbery.

They should make a film on us.

Yash Raj will make it, bro.

Dhoom 3.5.

What say?

Definitely.

And my character will be...

played by...

Ranveer Singh.

- Wow!

- And mine, by Arjun Kapoor.

No No.

Arjun Kapoor should play my part.

Yes, actually.

It'll suit you more.

Idiots!

Your status doesn't entitle you

to even a Riteish Deshmukh.

And you're dreaming of

Yash Raj Films.

Do one thing,

make a web series...

...and pitch it to Y-Films.

Maybe they'll like the stow

of you two morons.

Yes?

Don't say that, man.

We can certainly afford

Riteish Deshmukh.

Man, come on!

We aren't in that bad a state also.

Come on.

Sure. Could be.

Maybe that way that poor guy could

get his first hit in two years.

Hit?

Y-FILMSV?

Riteish Deshmukh!?

Y-FILMS!

One minute, one minute, one minute.

Riteish Deshmukh will give a hit.

HIT!

Someone take me home man!
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