01x03 - Daisy Wants To Play An Instument/Ball Of Yarn

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Oswald". Aired: August 20, 2001 – September 19, 2003.*
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Follows the daily experiences of an anthropomorphic blue octopus named Oswald, accompanied by his beloved hot dog-shaped dog, Weenie, and their life in the cheerful and whimsically-designed community of Big City.
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01x03 - Daisy Wants To Play An Instument/Ball Of Yarn

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[Cheerful melodic music]



[Piano playing cheerfully]



♪ Music is for everyone.

♪ Oh, daisy, don't you know?



♪ Music is so do,

♪ Second la re to none,

♪ So so so la si do. ♪

[Both] hey!

Ruff!

That was foot-tapping fabulous.

Rarr-ruff!

Thank you, daisy.

Thank you, weenie.

You're so lucky to be able to play

An instrument like that, oswald.

[Sighs]

I wish I could.

[Thoughtful music]

Why not give the piano a try?

Oh, I'd love to!

Here, sit down and see how it feels to play the keys.

Okay, I'm a-rootin'-tootin' ready.

Ooh, I like this one: the waltz of the flowers.

[Knuckles cracking]

Clap, clap

[Dissonant piano noise]

[Rubbing sound]

Hmm.

It doesn't sound like the way you play, oswald.

[Chaotic piano noises]

Whoops.

Ooh.

[Daisy] sorry, oswald,

But the piano just isn't for me.

Got anything else?

Gee, no, daisy, I don't.

Oh.

[Thoughtful music]



But there's lots of instruments

At the music store you could try.

Hey, yeah!

I'm sure there's an instrument that's just right for me.

Then we'll be able to play something together.

That would be soamazing!

Well, then let's go.

Rarr-ruff!

[Cheerful music]



[Wheels squeaking]

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!



[Marching music]



[Shaker rattling]

[Bongo drums b*ating]



Dong!

Ding!

Dong!

[Cheerful melodic music]



Wow, I didn't know there were this many instruments.

Me, neither.

Arr-rarr, ruff

Where do we start?

I don't know,

But my instrument has to be here somewhere.

May I help you?

Yes siree,

I want to learn to play an instrument.

Well, you've come to the right bunny.

What kind of instrument are you looking for?

Mmm, I'm not sure,

But I'll know it when I play it.

Well, let's see.

You're this tall.

[Bass note plays]

And the bass is this tall.

[Bass note plays]

Perhaps that's the one for you.

Wow, do you really think you can play that, daisy?

I'll give it a try.

Now, to play the bass,

You hold it like this,

And you bow back and forth down here.

Okeydokey, here I bow.

[Bell tinkling]

Oh.

[Bass playing]

Whoa.



Whoa!

Oh, my gosh.

[Grunting]

Are you okay, daisy?

Yeah.

Got anything...

Smaller?

Certainly.

Perhaps something in the brass section.

The trombone:

A very popular instrument.

I just sold of them.

[Chuckles]

That looks like loads of fun to play, daisy.

Okay, daisy,

It works by blowing in here

And sliding this like so.

Got it.

Ready...

Set...

Blow.

[Spitting sounds]

[Hat whistling]

Sorry.

[Sighs]

But I just can't play it.

Quite all right.

At least we all got some exercise.

Ruff, ruff!

Do you have anything that's nice and lively?

Maybe I can play something like that.

[Snaps]

Ah, I've just the thing.

The accordion:

[Accordion sounds]

Just pull it in and out and press the keys.

Okay, here goes.

[Bell tinkles]

[Breathes deeply]

[Accordion playing]

Ouch.

Ouch.

Ouchity-ouch, ouch!

Ouch, ouch.

[Accordion creaking]

There you go.

Sorry, but the accordion is definitely not for me.

I don't think anyinstrument is right for me.

Don't give up, daisy.

You'll find your instrument, my dear.

You really think so?

Of course.

We've hundreds more to try.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!

I'll try them all if I have to.

That's the spirit.

Perhaps the piccolo.

Ruff!

Rarrarruff!

[Bongos thump]

♪ There's a million different instruments ♪

♪ From a cello to a kazoo,

♪ And you get to pluck, blow,

♪ Toot, and bow

♪ To find what's right for you. ♪

[Bongos b*ating]

[Breathes deeply]

[Bongos b*ating]

[Gasps]

What's that...

Bongity-bong sound?

[Bongos b*ating]

[Daisy] wow, wow, wow!

Can I try those, weenie?

Rarr-ruff! Ruff!

Bongos.

Now, why didn't I think of that?

[Bongos tapping]

How do they feel, daisy?

[Rhythmic b*ating]

Hmm, a natural.

What do you think, daisy?

[Rhythmic b*ating]

Daisy?

[Snapping]

Daisy.

Daisy!

What?

Is this the instrument for you?

This is just the one for me.

Thanks for helping me find it.

[Bongos b*ating]



[Cheerful music]



[Shaker rattling]



[Bongos b*ating]



[Howling]

[Piano playing cheerfully]



[Bongo playing solo]

Hooray, daisy!

Yeah!

Ruff, ruff!

[Cheerful music]



Boing, boing!

[Circus music playing]

Ruff, ruff!

Awr-ruff, ruff!

Awr-rarrawr, ruff, ruff.



Ruff!

Ahh.

You love playing with that ball of yarn,

Don't you, weenie girl?

Grrruff, ruff!

I'll play something bouncy.

[Bouncy piano music playing]



Rarruff, ruff!

[Gasps]

I'll catch it, weenie.

Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing

[Boinging]

Oh, no, it's unraveling.

[Boinging]

Stop!

[Boinging]

[Traffic sounds]

Huh?

Excuse me.

Did you see a runaway ball of yarn?

It's weenie's favorite toy.

It went that way.

Ruff, ruff!

Thank you.

Come on, weenie.

[Suspenseful melodic music]



Stop that ball!

Oops.

Excuse me, steve.

Did you see a runaway ball of yarn?

Woof, woof.

It went that way, oswald.

Ooh, will you look at that?

Thanks, steve, and don't worry.

We'll be right back to untangle you.

[Boinging]

Come on, weenie.

Let's catch that ball.



[Wheels squeaking]

[Creaking]

Hey, what's the deal with my wheel?

Excuse me, daisy.

Did you see a runaway ball of yarn?

It went thataway, oswald.

Thanks, daisy, and don't worry.

We'll be right back to untangle this mess.

Come on, weenie.

Let's catch that ball!

[Suspenseful music]

♪ We've got to catch

♪ That ball or else there could ♪

♪ Be trouble.

♪ As it keeps getting smaller, the trouble will be double. ♪

♪ It'll tie everything into a mess of string. ♪

♪ We've got to catch that ball. ♪

Look, weenie!

[Softly thumping]

We're catching up to it.

Rawr ruff!

Clank!

Oof!

Oh, no.

[Tooting and sputtering]

[Sighs]

[Whimpers]

Don't be sad, weenie girl.

We'll get your favorite toy back.

Ruff, ruff!

[Honking and sputtering]

Dong!

Ding!

Dong!



Look.

It's rolling into the playground.

Ruff, ruff.

Come on, weenie.

Let's catch your ball of yarn.

Ahh, nicely hit, brother.

Yes, yes.

Now it's your turn, dear boy.

[Chuckles]

Watch this one.

[Whooshing]

Hmm, I believe it is time for a time out.

Yes, yes, agreed.

Excuse me, boys.

Did you see a runaway ball of yarn?

Oh, indeed.

I believe it went that way.

Yes, yes.

Yes, that way.

Thanks, egbert and leo, and don't worry.

We'll be right back to clean up the playground.

Come on, weenie.

Let's catch that ball.

[Boinging]



Ahh, fish sticks--my favorite.

[Whooshing]

Huh?

Excuse me, henry.

Did you see a runaway ball of yarn?

It went that way, old pal.

I'd love to help you catch it, but I'm a bit tied up.

Thanks, henry, and don't worry.

We'll be right back to untie you.

Come on, weenie.

[Sighs]

Let's catch that ball.

[Distant traffic noises]

Eeuh!

[Creaking]

[Groaning]

Mmm, mmm, mmm, delicious.

[Birds chirping]

Oh, my gosh,

The string has everyone tangled up.

There it goes.

Ruff, ruff!

Sorry.

Sorry.

[Gasps]

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Don't worry.

We'll be right back to untangle you.

Come on, weenie.

We haveto catch it this time.

Ruff, ruff!

[Whooshing]

[Gasps]

Ooh.

Oh, oh, almost.

Oh.

Ruff, raruff!

I got it.

[Yarn creaking]

[Breeze rushing]

Awr, awr.

That's all that's left, weenie.

Sorry, girl.

[Sighs]

[Whines]

Sniff, sniff

Awr, awr

Sniff, sniff

Chomp

Ruff! Ruff!

Hey, that's the spirit.

You can still play with your favorite toy.

Ruff, ruff, ruff!

Oh, my gosh.

We'd better clean up the mess from all that yarn.

[Distant yelling]

[Gasps]

Gee, weenie, everyone in the park

Seems to be having a good time with your ball of yarn.

[Chattering and laughing]

[Weenie] woof!

Rarruff!

Let's go untie henry.

Come on.

[Cheerful melodic music]



[Snoring]

Look, weenie.

Henry is using the yarn to sleep in.

Hmm? Huh?

Huh?

Oh, hello, oswald. Hello, weenie.

Gee, henry,

We were just coming to untie you.

Oh, I'm quite comfortable, thank you.

Mmm, uh, could you wake me up at : ?

Sure thing, henry, but we have to run now.

Come on, weenie.

Let's go clean up the playground.

[Muffled] woowoof!

Hey, thanks for the hammock, buddy.



[Gasps]

Look, weenie.

The egg twins are using the yarn to play badminton.

Ah, well-played, brother.

Good show, old man.

Gee, egbert,

We thought all this string would be in your way.

Oh, nonsense, oswald.

We are having a grand time.

Yes, yes.

Care to join us?

No, thanks, boys.

We have to run.

Come on, weenie.

Let's go help out daisy.

Woo, woo, ruff, ruff, ruff!

[Both] thanks for the badminton net, oswald.



Look, weenie.

Daisy's riding her unicycle on your string.

Woo-hoo!

Upsy daisy.

Wow, daisy, that looks like fun.

You bet.

It's a stringa-ding-ding.

Let's see you try it, oswald.

No, thanks, daisy.

We have to run.

Come on, weenie.

Let's go untangle steve tree.

Rarr-ruff!

Thanks for the tightrope, oswald.

Look, weenie.

Everybody's doing the limbo under the yarn.

Ruff, ruff!

Hey, oswald, join the party.

How low can you go?

[Cheering and chattering]

Your turn, weenie.

Limbo!

Ruff, ruff!

[Gasps]

[Cheerful music]

Do you want to play with your favorite ball of yarn, girl?

Ruff, ruff!

[Crowd cheering]

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