01x06 - Rollerskating/I Guess You Never Know

[bunniefuu]

[Cheerful melodic music]

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[Birds chirping]

[Rollerskates clicking]

Sure is a quiet day today, weenie.

[Yawns]

[Rollerskates clicking]

Hey! What was that?

Ruff, ruff

You're right, weenie.

It's daisy.

[Delicate music]

Hi, oswald.

The upsy-daisy.

Ah.

The spin-a-roosky.

Ah.

Hooray! Bravo!

Ruff, ruff

Wow, daisy, you're a great rollerskater.

[Giggles]

Rollerskating is the best, oswald.

You should join me.

Gee, I've never tried it before.

You could be one keeno-speeder-eeno.

Oh.

Well, got to roll.

Daisy's right. I really should try it.

[Cheerful piano music]

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♪ How I'd love to rollerskate. ♪

♪ It's so much fun, I think. ♪

♪ Zooming and zipping and never ever tripping. ♪

♪ I'd learn it quick as a wink. ♪

[Horns honking faintly]

Hello, oswald.

Weenie.

Hi, henry.

Can I interest you in a little herring tartare?

No, thanks. I'm going rollerskating.

Rollerskating?

I wouldn't do that if I were you, oswald.

Oh, why not?

It could be so much fun.

Ruff, ruff

But you might fall or bump into something.

No. Slow and steady. That's my motto.

[Humming casually]

The yippity-skippity!

[Bells jingling]

[Rollerskates clacking]

Ruff, ruff ruff, ruff

Come on, weenie.

Let's got to bingo's skate shop and get some rollerskates.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Hey, where are you rushing off to?

[Cheerful music]

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Hello.

I'd like some rollerskates, please.

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Ruff, ruff

You're right, weenie.

Um, I'll need more than two.

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[Sniffing]

Ruff, ruff

Oh, I almost forgot.

And a safety helmet and knee pads, please.

Thank you.

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[Door creaks]

[Cheerful music]

[Beeping]

[Horn honking]

Ding!

Ding, dong

Good day, oswald.

Hi, johnny.

Guess what. I'm going rollerskating.

Have a good spin. Ha ha ha.

[Birds chirping]

Click

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♪ ♪ ♪

Okay, weenie.

Here I go.

[Distressed barking]

Ooh!

Ruff, ruff

Whoa!

Whoa!

Ugh!

Oswald, your feet are going in all different directions.

You have to keep them straight, like this.

See, now you've got it.

See ya, oswald.

Okay, weenie, here I go again.

Whoa.

Ooh.

[Whimper]

Need a hand, oswald?

Thanks, johnny.

I just can't do this.

I give up.

Give up?

Why, didn't it take you a few tries

Before you could ride a bicycle?

Well, yes.

You didn't give up then.

Don't give up now.

Okay, I'll keep trying.

You can't be an expert right away, oswald.

Just take it one step at a time.

Good luck.

Johnny's right.

One step at a time.

Ruff, ruff

Whoa.

Whoa.

Oh, whoa.

Whoa.

I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it.

I'm going to do it.

I'm--

Going to land right in the fountain!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Ugh!

[Distressed barking]

Hmm, taking a little swim, oswald?

Now, that's much safer than rollerskating.

[Humming casually]

Oof.

I thought this was supposed to be fun.

[Whimpers]

[Lumbering melody]

♪ I can't rollerskate.

♪ It's time for me to stop.

♪ Falling and stumbling

♪ And tumbling and bumbling.

♪ I'm just a total flop. ♪

[Whimper]

Weenie, this time, I really give up.

[Laughter in distance]

Ahh, what a lovely day, catrina.

[Gurgling]

[Sniffs]

Ahh.

Ah-choo!

Catrina!

Ohh!

Wee! [Giggling]

Catrina, dear, hang on!

Don't worry, madame b.

I'll catch her lickety-split.

Whoa!

My word.

[Giggling]

[Frantic barking]

What's the matter, girl?

[Giggling]

[Gasps]

Oh, no, catrina's headed for big pond.

I have to catch her.

Oh, but I can't do it.

I can't do it.

[Giggling]

Ruff, ruff

I can do it.

I can do it.

I can do it.

[Giggling]

Oh, my.

[Giggling]

I can do it.

I can do it.

Boing!

Weeeee!

I gotcha!

Hooray! He did it!

[Johnny] nice going, oswald.

[Together] hooray!

Oh, oswald, thank you for saving catrina.

[Gurgling]

I'm so proud of you.

You did it!

You're a real super skater.

[Excited barking]

Ha ha ha ha.

Hey, watch this.

The wowie-kazowie.

[Together] oooh.

Wowie-kazowie is right.

[Giggling]

[All cheering]

[Horn honking]

This is sammy starfish saying, "so long."

May your day be filled with surprises.

I love surprises.

Don't you, weenie girl?

Ruff, ruff

You never know what each day will bring.

Come on, girl.

Let's not keep henry waiting.

♪ Each brand-new day

♪ Is a very special treat.

♪ What wonders await us?

♪ Which friend shall we meet?

♪ What roads will we travel?

♪ Which foods might we eat?

♪ I guess you never know.

♪ I guess you never know. ♪

Ah, oswald, there you are.

Sorry, henry.

We were watching the sammy starfish show.

So what would you like to do today?

The same thing I do every monday: lunch at the diner.

A monday is a monday, and that's the way I like it.

But every day is different, henry.

You never know what can happen.

Right, weenie?

Ruff!

Shall we go?

Sure.

Ruff, ruff

[Cheerful music]

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After you.

Thanks, pal.

Ruff

Hi, boys.

Hi, weenie.

Where would you like to sit?

My usual booth, please.

Just like always.

So what can I get you?

It's monday.

I always have fish sticks on monday--always.

And how about you, oswald?

Mmm, everything looks so good.

I can't decide.

Why don't you have the monday mystery lunch?

Okay, the monday mystery lunch it is.

Ruff, ruff

And bring weenie a small order too.

You got it.

Oswald, what's the mystery in the monday mystery lunch?

That's just it: it's a mystery.

You mean you don't know what you'll get?

It'll be a surprise.

Ruff, ruff

Here you go, henry:

Fish sticks.

Ahh, just like always.

And here's your meal, oswald:

The monday mystery lunch.

Wow!

[Sparklers crackling]

Madame butterfly, you outdid yourself.

Oh, thank you.

Here's yours, weenie girl.

Ruff!

Mmmmm.

Delicious.

Enjoy.

This is the tastiest lunch I have ever had, henry.

Yep, I guess you never know.

Mmm.

Boy, that was good, wasn't it, weenie girl?

Ruff!

How were your fish sticks, henry?

Just like always, just the way I like them.

So what do you want to do now?

After I eat lunch,

I always have a sno-cone--always.

Let's go, then.

[Together] thanks, madame butterfly.

Ruff, ruff

Next.

Ahh, excuse me.

I usually go first, oswald, buddy.

Oh, pardon me.

The usual, henry?

That's right.

One scoop of sardine sorbet, please, just like always.

Coming right up.

Slurp, slurp

Ahh, just like always.

Next.

Yes, please.

I would like to order--

Whoa!

[Trumpet fanfare]

Hey, what's going on?

Congratulations, oswald.

You are our rd customer!

Ha ha!

I am?

That's right.

And that means you win a free super jumbo sno-cone.

A free super jumbo sno-cone?

[Sighs]

Wow!

I guess you never know.

Ruff!

This has certainly been an exciting day so far.

Ruff, ruff

Let's go to the park and relax.

[Horn honking]

[Sighs]

[Cheerful music]

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Ahh, just like always.

Same old bench.

Same old squirrels.

Same old giant bowl of spaghetti.

Oh, my gosh.

Look at that.

It's the annual noodle day parade.

Let's go see.

Ruff, ruff

I wouldn't go over there if I were you, oswald, pal.

You might slip on a noodle

Or trip over some macaroni.

[Man] uh-oh!

Look out!

Help! Help!

Our balloon is getting away.

Hey, look at that.

Where are you going?

To catch that runaway balloon.

[Weenie barking]

[Oswald grunting]

Gotcha.

[All cheering]

Here you go, fellas.

Thank you, oswald.

As a reward, we would like to name you king noodle.

Huh?

Me? King noodle?

I would be most honored.

I hereby pronounce oswald the octopus king noodle!

[All cheering]

[Excited barking]

And for helping, I give weenie girl

The title of official pasta pooch.

Three cheers for oswald and weenie.

Hip hip, hooray!

Hip hip, hooray!

Hip hip, hooray!

[All cheering]

[Sighs heavily]

[Crowd cheering in distance]

Oswald, this has been

The best noodle day parade ever.

How did it feel to be named king noodle?

I was honored and very, very surprised.

I guess you never know.

Ruff!

[Shutter clicking]

Wow.

My day was certainly full of surprises.

Ruff, ruff

Not mine, and that's the way I like it.

Just like always.

Well, have a good evening, old chum.

So long, weenie.

See you, henry.

Ruff

[Sighs]

Home. Just like always.

[Together] surprise!

Huh?

[Together] happy birthday, henry!

[Excited barking]

Surprise, henry.

B--b--but my birthday is eight days away.

That's what makes it such a surprise.

Now go on and have some fun.

Make a wish and blow out the candles, henry.

Yes, yes, make a wish.

[Blowing]

[All cheering]

[Tuba music]

Are you having fun, henry?

And how.

Even though it's not like always?

Uh-huh.

You were right, oswald.

I guess you never know.

[Upbeat music]

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