09x23 - Three Jynx and a Baby

[bunniefuu]

It says, Cremini Town's just over this mountain.

And the Battle Tower's right outside the city limits.

Just a little farther, Pikachu!

[EXCITED]

- Look up ahead! - What do you see?

[CURIOUS]

Wow! How cute can you get?

[EXERTION]

Hey, that looks like a Psychic Attack!

MAY 'Smoochum, wait.'

Where are you going?

Ah! Freezing..

Where'd that come from?

[SHOCKED]

MAX 'I don't see any storm.'

ASH/MAY/BROCK/MAX [screaming]

♪ Pokémon ♪

♪ It's a battle win or lose ♪

♪ It's the friends you make ♪

♪ It's the road you choose ♪

♪ You got the right stuff ♪

♪ So make your mind up ♪

♪ Find the courage inside of you ♪

♪ If you're strong you'll survive ♪

♪ And you'll keep your dream alive ♪

♪ It's the Battle Frontier ♪

♪ Pokémon ♪ ♪ Be the best you can be ♪

♪ And find your destiny ♪

♪ It's the master plan ♪

♪ The power's in your hands ♪

♪ Pokémon ♪♪

ASH "Three Jynx and A Baby!"

NARRATOR A surprising blast of frigid weather greets our heroes

just as they're approaching the sight

of Ash's sixth Frontier Battle challenge, the Battle Tower...

- Huh. - Huh?

[WORRIED]

SMOOCHUM/JYNX [SHOCKED]/[RELIEVED]

ASH/MAY/BROCK/MAX Jynx!

MAX So that's where that cold wind was coming from!

But why're they making that happen?

[ANGRY]

[BLIZZARD MOVE]

BROCK 'You okay?'

[ANGRY]

Oh, I'm mad now. Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

[THUNDERBOLT MOVE]

[ICE BEAM MOVE]

Pikachu!

Alright!

- Huh! - Will you calm down?

Hey, what're you stopping me for?

Look, back there!

'I think those Jynx are just trying'

'to protect that Smoochum, that's all!'

'You think?'

It makes sense.

Smoochum do evolve into Jynx.

Be careful.

Let's try not to get them more riled then they are now.

[EXERTION]

I think we'd best get out of here.

Yeah, okay.

Pikachu, you're alright?

[DETERMINED]

[RELIEVED]

[PANICKED]

MEOWTH 'Work, work, work, that's all I ever do!'

Then when I take a break, I work some more to catch up!

'My poor pads are pounding in pain.'

Ah! No wonder they're all worn down!

You don't have pads, Brainiac.

And don't forget, there are many Pokémon on this planet

who are a lot worse off than you. The nerve.

At this very moment, we are exactly one rice ball

ahead of the have-nots!

See?

MEOWTH 'Don't wanna be selfish.'

I guess I'd better eat it and even up the score!

I'll just divvy up this tasty tidbit for three!

[chuckles]

JAMES 'Hands off!'

When it comes to divvying, you're a ditz!

JESSIE Are you calling me a cheat?

MEOWTH If the boot fits, baby, wear it!

[gasping]

Let's settle this straight away!

A game of Rock Paper Scissors will right this wrong.

We have no choice. Ready?

Rock, paper, scissors, sh**t!

- What? - Hah! I win!

Oh, little rice ball, here I come!

JAMES 'Off of that food!'

Have you no shame?

I stole it fair and square!

Phew! I'm out of here!

Now, while they're decking each other

I swoop in and have myself a ball!

- Not! - Huh!

[whimpering]

MEOWTH 'Come back here.'

This food situation's going way downhill!

[HAPPY]/[SURPRISED]

MEOWTH You didn't!

JESSIE Ruined my life with a slip of the tongue!

JAMES 'The humanity!'

JESSIE 'To think a darling Pokémon could be so despicable!'

[FLIRTING]

With all of that cuteness who cares about hunger?

You're not going to ease my pain with a pose!

[FLIRTING]

Hungry? Me?

Oh, one look in those pretty Poké-peepers

and I don't care if I ever eat!

You saps ain't got no spine!

Okay, squirt, now here this!

I hope you got money 'cause you're gonna pay!

[FLIRTING]

Okay, let's call it even!

Good.

Violence never solves anything now, does it?

I just had me a wonderful idea!

JAMES Danger.

JESSIE I'm talking about Smoochum's certain something!

That je ne sais quoi that's sure to have

the public screaming for more!

MEOWTH You mean, like a rock star?

JESSIE Ah, once people get a taste

of Smoochum's irresistible iridescence

personal appearance offers will pour in

and I'll be there to catch them.

JAMES You think?

JESSIE I know!

Quenching the public's unquenchable thirst

for our superstar will take every ounce

of managerial skill I possess!

JAMES What price success?

JESSIE A huge fee is my guess!

MEOWTH That's showbiz!

So that's the way Team Rocket's going to get rich!

With the Boss as our fan now there's a switch!

[AFFIRMATIVE]

[HAPPY]

JAMES 'Oh, let's hurry!'

'The theater calls!'

We can't unleash our secret weapon

upon the masses without some training first.

Right, Smoochie woochie?

[CONFUSED]/[WORRIED]

[PANICKED]

[SURPRISED]

[SHOCKED]

Pikachu's just fine!

You won't be having any problems now.

[RELIEVED]/[HAPPY]

Glad you're feeling better!

But wait, what about me?

One whose heart needs mending.

You wouldn't ignore something like that, right, huh?

- So, where's your Pokémon? - What Pokémon?

It's my poor heart that's breaking.

I think his brain is broke.

- Hm? - Huh?

[SURPRISED]

[BLIZZARD MOVE]

[BLIZZARD MOVE]

Whoa, the whole city's covered in ice!

It looks like the dead of winter or something!

JYNX [BLIZZARD MOVE]

[PAINED]

[BLIZZARD MOVE]

[PAINED]

[gasping]

No way!

Are they the same Jynx from before?

ASH So they did all of this!

[ANGRY]

Ash, look out!

Jynx, come on! You gotta stop!

[ANGRY]

[PSYCHIC MOVE]

[groaning]

Oh, no, they're trying to tell us something by telepathy.

Okay, I got it.

Team Rocket took Smoochum away

and you're getting Smoochum back, right?

[AGREEMENT]

Okay, Swellow, we've gotta find Team Rocket!

Let's go!

[APPEARING]

Listen, Jynx, we're gonna find Smoochum for you.

But you gotta stop making so much trouble!

[BLIZZARD MOVE]

Please, I'm telling you the truth!

[AGREEMENT]

[BLIZZARD MOVE]

[EXERTION]

Having Smoochum stolen from them has made them really mad!

I know what to do. Combusken!

[APPEARING]

Fire Spin, let's go!

[FIRE SPIN MOVE]

JYNX [PAINED]

That's it. Good job!

Huh!

[BLIZZARD MOVE]

[PAINED]

Combusken, return!

Combusken's exhausted!

We'd better get Smoochum back as soon as we can!

[CALLING]

ASH 'See anything?'

[EXCITED]

But how can we communicate with the Jynx to let them know?

I've got it!

It's kinda weird, but it'll work!

Pikachu, use Thunderbolt against the Jynx!

[THUNDERBOLT MOVE]

[PAINED]/[ANGRY]

- Here they come! - Oh, yeah!

Quick, Swellow, you gotta take us

to where Team Rocket's hiding out!

[AGREEMENT]

[ANGRY]

Alrighty, Smoochum.

It's time to practice being light on those cute feet

and digging that crazy beat!

'Right foot first, left foot next'

and right and then left, and then right, and then left

and then right, and then left and you're done!

[DANCING]

Now your turn!

'Show us that Pokémon charm!'

[DANCING]

That's it, that's it!

Way to cut a rug!

[humming]

Yeah!

[HAPPY]

PIKACHU [ANGRY]

[STARTLED]

There you are, Team Rocket!

Prepare for trouble, this is our dance!

Cool your heels while you've got the chance!

An evil as old as the galaxy!

Sent here to fulfill our destiny!

Meowth, that's me!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

- Jessie! - And James!

Meowth's the name!

Wherever there's peace in the universe

Team Rocket--

Will be there!

JESSIE/JAMES/MEOWTH To make everything worse!

[AFFIRMATIVE]

[HAPPY]

[EXCITED]

Huh?

[ANGRY]

JYNX [BLIZZARD MOVE]

[ANGRY]

[groaning]

They want Smoochum back or else it's curtains!

All we've not done for those Twerps

and they bring those Jynx!

[HAPPY]

[ICE BEAM MOVE]

[screaming]

ASH 'Come back, Team Rocket!'

You give Smoochum back to the Jynx right now!

As soon as you dye your hair yellow

learn how to dance and stop being so obnoxious!

Come back!

[ANGRY]

JESSIE Behind the bushes!

[grunts]

ASH/MAY/BROCK/MAX Look out!

[ANGRY]

How can we distract them somehow?

Tell jokes?

Stop! We disguise Mime Junior as Smoochum and confuse them!

What?

I can't put my Mimey at risk!

You're too cute to be used as a pseudo Smoochum.

But you're just as responsible

for our failures as Meowth is!

So you owe me!

No fair.

Your sweetie will be safe as the safest Smoochum

since Meowth will be one too!

Yeah? But, I don't how to act!

Where'd Team Rocket go? I don't see them!

MAY I don't see the Jynx either!

[ANGRY]

[SURPRISED]

[EXERTION]

[URGENT]

[CONFUSED]/[HAPPY]

Ah! Mime Junior!

[ICE BEAM MOVE]

I can't get no traction!

Smoochum!

Ice pick, please?

[SUSPICIOUS]/[SHOCKED]

Huh?

[screams]

[SCARED]

You keep those grabby gloves off of my sweet baby!

[panting]

[screaming]

[CONCERNED]

ASH Team Rocket! Give back Smoochum!

[gasping]

[ICE BEAM MOVE]

JESSIE [screams]

Times like this, I wish I had long pants!

[ICE BEAM MOVE]

JESSIE [whimpering]

[ICE BEAM MOVE]

Huh? Poor dears, too pooped to puff!

[EXHAUSTED]

[laughs] Anyone with air conditioner knows

cold air doesn't rise, it falls!

Next time why not phone it in?

BROCK There she is! Up there!

She must be crazy to climb up there all that way!

[laughs] Maybe, but I've got Smoochum!

Yeah? Well, you're not gonna have Smoochum for long!

[DETERMINED]/[EXERTION]

JYNX [WORRIED]

[ICE BEAM MOVE]

ASH 'Hurry up, Pikachu!'

[ICE BEAM MOVE]

MAX 'Ash!'

Oh, no, those Jynx are at it again!

'They must think Ash's friends with Team Rocket!'

'Ash, you've gotta climb faster!'

JYNX [ICE BEAM MOVE]/[ANGRY]

Can't you all see that Ash is just trying

to save your Smoochum?

Why're you trying to stop him?

Ash really cares!

[SURPRISED]/[APOLOGETIC]

Now's our chance to get moving!

[AGREEMENT]

What's with the delay? You two, get the lead out!

Why should I when I'm having so much fun doing this?

My Meowth balloon's gotta be inflated just right!

JESSIE 'Yeah, whatever!'

Look, Jessie! Give Smoochum back to the Jynx!

JESSIE What are you, light-headed or something?

I'll never give Smoochum back as long as I live!

Now, go way. Go away!

[whimpering]

[PANICKED]

[SCARED]

No!

[SCARED]

I got you now!

[SCARED]

[screams]

[PANICKED]

No matter what I'm holding on to you!

Huh?

BROCK 'The Jynx are using Psychic again!'

MAX 'Awesome!'

MAY 'They finally understand us!'

[RELIEVED]

[RELIEVED]

[GRATEFUL]

Hold on, I'm the one who should thank you for saving me!

[HAPPY]

[RELIEVED]

MAY 'Smoochum's finally back safe and sound!'

BROCK 'And Ash is through flying!'

My little Smoochie Woochie...

Jessie, are you okay?

I would be if you weren't so late!

Come on, let's blow this joint!

No way!

I am getting my Smoochum back

and you're going to help me!

Let's move! My cutie is calling!

Here! Huh, what?

[SHOCKED]

ASH Don't you guys ever give up?

JESSIE 'Soon as you stop being Twerps!'

Don't worry Mommy's coming!

And you'll be back in the balloon where you belong.

Meowth, can't you kick up the heat another notch?

Sure! Light my fire.

[PANICKED]

[ICE BEAM MOVE]

[WORRIED]

Oh, ice cubes!

Come on, Ash, do it now!

Alright, Swellow, let's use Aerial Ace!

[AERIAL ACE MOVE]

[SHOCKED]

Ah! Sweet Smoochum!

[PANICKED]

[SCARED]

[screaming]

[RELIEVED]/[HAPPY]

JESSIE/JAMES/MEOWTH Enough already!

ASH Stop!

Oh, no you don't. You're not getting away!

[ICE BEAM MOVE]

JESSIE/JAMES/MEOWTH [screaming]

Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

[THUNDERBOLT MOVE]

[HAPPY]

My sweet Smoochum's so cute this cold's not so bad!

JAMES 'Of course her mouth doesn't freeze.'

Wouldn't that be nice?

JESSIE/JAMES/MEOWTH Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

[HAPPY]/[AFFECTIONATE]

Hey, quit it. That tickles. Stop!

There you go.

[EVOLVING]

Smoochum evolved into Jynx, wow!

Perfect timing!

[AMAZED]

BROCK 'What a family!'

[HAPPY]

BROCK It's amazing to see them all back together again

and they look so happy too!

Don't they? And now there're four of them.

[HAPPY]

[GRATEFUL]

Don't get lost again, okay?

[EMBARRASSED]

Helping out can be hard work!

And it gives you an appetite.

I'm starving, Ash!

No time, we're behind schedule

and we've gotta get to the Battle Tower!

[DETERMINED]

I promise, as soon as we get there

you can have anything you wanna to eat, okay, May?

MAX But, Ash, the sun's going down.

BROCK Let's leave tomorrow!

MAY He's right.

What good are you if you're exhausted?

When they're right, they're right.

Sounds good!

We'll have dinner and take a bath

and get a good night's sleep and go tomorrow.

What do you think, Pikachu?

[HAPPY]

NARRATOR Our heroes can rest easy tonight

knowing they've not only returned

a close-knit family of Jynx

but witnessed the evolving of Jynx number four!

Besides, tomorrow is the perfect day

to hit the road toward the Battle Tower!

♪ Yo Pokémon Masters your heart beats faster ♪

♪ Training for the top 'cause you know you can't stop ♪

♪ Your training kicks now Pokémon Pow wow ♪

♪ The power of a Master all before you will bow ♪

♪ But don't let it get to your head young Trainer ♪

♪ The road is long and filled with danger ♪

♪ Everyone says they deserve to be number one ♪

♪ But who can top you the answer is none ♪

♪ Because they've never seen an expert like you ♪

♪ One who knows the difference between Mewtwo and Mew ♪

♪ Or someone who can tell you the type Pikachu ♪

♪ Or someone who can tell you which Pokémon's new ♪

♪ First you kick it in Kanto ♪

♪ Then you head to Johto ♪♪