03x67 - Vongola-style Open House

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Mom: Hey, hey, Tsu-kun.

Tsuna: Huh? What is it?

Mom: What should I wear to Open House tomorrow?

Mom: How about this?

Mom: Does it look good on me?

Mom: Too plain?

Mom: How about this one?

Tsuna: Uh, Mom...

Tsuna: You don't have to come...

Mom: How can you say that?

Mom: I haven't seen you in class for ages.

Mom: A raging storm couldn't keep me away.

Tsuna: I'm starting to wish a storm would take out our school.

Mom: I can hardly wait.

Mom: It's math class tomorrow, right?

Mom: I think it was English last year.

Tsuna: I wish I could just forget about last year...

Teacher: Next up is Sawada.

Tsuna: Yes.

Teacher: What's your name?

Tsuna: "Whatcha" what?

Mom: Ooh!

Mom: Ooh! Ooh! Over here!

Tsuna: M-Mom!

Mom: My name is Nana Sawada!

Tsuna: I never want to go through something that embarrassing again.

Tsuna: Don't come, Mom.

Tsuna: Seriously, I'm begging you.

Mom: Or should I go with this one?

Mom: This is so hard.

Tsuna: She's not listening to me!

Tsuna: I wish they'd get rid of Parents Day altogether.

Reborn: Open House, huh?

On Screen,EpTitle: Target Vongola-style Open House

Person: My, it's been so long.

Girl: Geez!

Girl: Look at what my mom's wearing!

Girl: It's so embarrassing!

Boy: Neither of my parents could come 'cause they're busy with the store.

Tsuna: I wish something would come up so my mom couldn't make it.

Osamu: Hey, Loser Tsuna!

Osamu: You're gonna give us some entertainment again, right?

Masaru: You were great last year.

Masaru: Sawada, translate the phrase: "This is a pencil."

Osamu: I-I am a p-pencil.

Masaru: "I am a pencil"?

Masaru: Even a grade-schooler would know that one!

Gokudera: Hey, freaks.

Gokudera: I won't go easy on any punks who laugh at the boss.

Yamamoto: Isn't that enough?

Both: E-Excuse... us!

Tsuna: Thanks, Gokudera-kun, Yamamoto.

Yamamoto: It's no big deal.

Gokudera: No!

Gokudera: We need to teach them a lesson.

Gokudera: You can count on me.

Tsuna: No, it's okay.

Teacher: Don't worry about the people behind you.

Teacher: Relax and show them how you normally act.

Teacher: I'll be screwing up the way I usually do.

Tsuna: Mom isn't here yet.

Tsuna: Maybe she won't show.

Tsuna: Please don't come here!

Mom: Sorry! I'm late!

Mom: Tsu-kun!

Teacher: Sawada-san, you're late.

Teacher: You have to transcribe ten pages of kanji as punishment!

Mom: Right away, sir!

Tsuna: Give me a break, Mom!

Tsuna: I don't wanna stand out!

Tsuna: Why'd you have to come?!

Teacher: I'll be picking on students who aren't great at math.

Tsuna: What?! That'd be me!

Teacher: Yamamoto, give it a sh*t.

Yamamoto: Man, right off the bat?

Tsuna: What a relief...

Tsuna: That's right. Yamamoto sucks at math too.

Teacher: Try to redeem yourself here.

Teacher: What's the answer to the first question?

Yamamoto: Okay, sure...

Yamamoto: Somewhere around half?

Teacher: Come on.

Teacher: You're just making wild guesses again.

Teacher: Hmm?

Teacher: Wait, you're right.

Yamamoto: Score!

Dad: Great job, Takeshi!

Dad: You're getting extra fatty tuna tonight!

Yamamoto: Geez, it's my dad...

Dad: Isn't he a good guesser?

Dad: That's my boy!

Yamamoto: You're embarrassing me.

Teacher: Moving on to the next question...

Teacher: How about you, Kaneda?

Kaneda: Huh?

Kaneda: Uh...

Kaneda: I'm...

Mom: My Osamu-chan could easily solve that problem.

Mom: He'll be going to Tokyo University and taking over the family business, after all.

Mom: My...

Mom: I'm so envious.

Gokudera: Man, that's worthless.

Teacher: Gokudera, cut the chatter.

Mom: What's wrong with that boy's attitude?

Mom: He must be a delinquent.

Mom: He sure looks like one.

Teacher: Gokudera.

Teacher: Could you at least sit up properly for Open House?

Gokudera: Not possible.

Teacher: What?

Teacher: Okay, Gokudera.

Teacher: Solve the next problem.

Gokudera: . pi.

Teacher: Th-That's correct.

Teacher: Solve the third problem then!

Gokudera: X equals -.

Gokudera: Y equals ..

Teacher: You're right.

Teacher: That's correct.

Girls: Gokudera-kun's so cool!

Tsuna: As usual...

Tsuna: Gokudera-kun's really smart, despite the attitude problem.

Teacher: Moving on.

Teacher: Sawada.

Teacher: Yamamoto worked hard today.

Teacher: Maybe you have a chance too?

Tsuna: Y-Yes.

Tsuna: Ah, uh...

Tsuna: What do I do?

Tsuna: I have no clue.

Tsuna: That look...

Tsuna: She's expecting me to pull this off!

Yamamoto: Go, Tsuna!

Kyoko: Do your best, Tsuna-kun.

Gokudera: Boss.

Gokudera: .

Gokudera: .

Gokudera: .

Tsuna: I'll just make a wild guess...

Tsuna: T-Ten--

Tsuna: Ow...

Kyoko: Tsuna-kun?

Hana: What is he doing?

Teacher: What's wrong, Sawada?

Teacher: What was that sound?

Tsuna: Something hit me from behind.

Tsuna: There's a creepy old lady!

Mom: Did you see anything?

Mom: I wonder what that sound was.

Reborn: How dangerous.

Tsuna: Don't tell me he actually...

Reborn: I can't wait for tomorrow.

Tsuna: Huh?

Tsuna: Do you have something to do tomorrow?

Reborn: What are you talking about?

Reborn: Isn't it Open House?

Tsuna: You're planning on coming?!

Reborn: Of course.

Reborn: As your tutor, it's a rare chance for me to observe my pupil through official lines.

Tsuna: No way!

Tsuna: You'd better not come!

Reborn: I'll also be there to observe.

Reborn: There may be new candidates for your Family in your class.

Tsuna: How could there possibly be any?

Tsuna: Anyway, you'd better not come.

Tsuna: You'll make a mess of everything.

Tsuna: Are you listening to me, Reborn?

Tsuna: Don't fall asleep!

Tsuna: H-He really came...

Tsuna: And he's dressed like a creepy old lady!

Teacher: Hey, Sawada.

Tsuna: Y-Yes...

Teacher: I couldn't hear you.

Teacher: Could you repeat your answer?

Tsuna: Ah, yes...

Tsuna: Uh...

Tsuna: Did Reborn throw that sandal because I gave the wrong answer?

Tsuna: Then if I give the wrong answer again...

Tsuna: A-A b*mb?!

Tsuna: If I make a wild guess...

Tsuna: Th-The answer is .

Reborn: Wrong.

Tsuna: Th-That's right...

Tsuna: And if I refuse to give an answer...

Reborn: Time's up.

Tsuna: I'm doomed!

Tsuna: I'll have to resort to desperate measures.

Tsuna: Escape!

Reborn: You're not allowed to flee from a battle.

Tsuna: I-I'm dead!

Tsuna: Every choice leads to a bad end!

Tsuna: I'm feeling a totally different kind of pressure now!

Teacher: Sawada.

Teacher: What's wrong with you?

Tsuna: A-Ah, well...

Lambo: Hey, hey!

Tsuna: L-Lambo!

Lambo: The answer is one million potatoes.

Ipin: No, Lambo!

Lambo: Huh? I'm wrong?

Lambo: Then the answer is one million gratins!

Kyoko: Lambo-kun and I-Pin-chan.

Hana: It's that cow brat again.

Tsuna: Why are they here?!

Teacher: Are you somebody's little brother?

Teacher: Is your mother or father around?

Lambo: Hey. I know my times table!

Lambo: Two times two is two.

Lambo: Nine nine na nine. Nine nine na nine.

Main: ,Pa pe pa pe.

Guy: What's with that kid?

Lambo: Ba be ba be!

Guy: I have no idea what he's doing.

Tsuna: I don't know him!

Tsuna: He's got nothing to do with me!

Lambo: Lambo-san can be a teacher too.

Lambo: Watch me!

Teacher: H-Hey!

Tsuna: He erased the blackboard!

Lambo: Does anybody know the answer to this question?

Ipin: Lambo isn't allowed to draw!

Lambo: No way! Lemme go!

Lambo: Lambo-san is gonna be the teacher!

Hana: I seriously can't stand him.

Tsuna: This has nothing to do with me.

Mom: I'm so sorry. He's one of mine.

Tsuna: Mom!

Woman: It's Mrs. Sawada again.

Guy: Tsuna has a brother?

Girl: She has so many children...

Guy: They don't look anything alike.

Tsuna: They found out!

Tsuna: And they have the wrong idea!

Lambo: Huh? Kyoko?

Lambo: Lambo-san is gonna play with Kyoko!

Kyoko: Sure. Let's.

Lambo: Let's! Let's!

Lambo: We're gonna have fun!

Tsuna: Uh, Mom?

Tsuna: Why did you bring them along?

Mom: I didn't.

Tsuna: Then who did?

Bianchi: Me.

Tsuna: Bianchi!

Bianchi: They wanted to come see Hayato's class with me.

Gokudera: Sis!

Girl: Teacher, it's terrible!

Girl: Gokudera-kun is...!

Tsuna: Are you okay, Gokudera-kun?

Teacher: What is with all these interruptions?

Teacher: In any case, I'll take him to the nurse's office.

Teacher: This is an emergency, so class will be postponed for the time being.

Teacher: I apologize for inconveniencing your family members.

Teacher: Students, study independently for now.

Lambo: I'm coming along!

Ipin: Hey, Lambo!

Mom: Ah, wait.

Bianchi: I'm coming with you,

Bianchi: since I'm Hayato's guardian.

Teacher: Oh, that'll be a big help.

Bianchi: Hang in there, Hayato.

Bianchi: I'll stay by your side.

Tsuna: It really looks like she's doing it on purpose...

Teacher: Let's go.

Mom: Hold on, Lambo-kun, I-Pin-chan.

Mom: What a chaotic Open House.

Mom: Honestly...

Mom: I've never heard of independent study during Open House.

Tsuna: This is terrible!

Tsuna: I want to go home!

Reborn: Hey! Pipe down!

Reborn: Class is about to start again.

Tsuna: Huh?

Reborn: I'm the substitute, Mr. Riboyama.

Reborn: The name is Mr. Riboyama.

Reborn: I'm the substitute, Mr. Riboyama.

Tsuna: What is he saying?

Yamamoto: Who's he?

Yamamoto: That's one tiny teacher.

Hana: Mr. Riboyama?

Hana: Do we have a teacher with that name at our school?

Kyoko: Don't know...

Tsuna: Obviously not!

Mom: He's very young.

Mom: I've never seen him before.

Reborn: It is a pleasure to meet all of the family members.

All: Thank you very much.

On Screen: ,{\i\an}Fawning...

Tsuna: The parents are accepting him!

Tsuna: What the heck?!

Reborn: This class is part of the Vongola Genius Development Program.

Hana: Genius development?

Hana: What's that?

Reborn: Every person who's been through this program has experienced a dramatic boost to their intelligence.

Reborn: You'll have an IQ of in no time.

Tsuna: Sounds so fake!

Mom: My, an IQ of !

Mom: Do your best, Osamu-chan!

Mom: I'm here for you!

Reborn: Here's the first lesson.

Reborn: We'll start by working on your muscles.

Reborn: You need stamina for everything you do.

Reborn: Follow my lead.

Reborn: Raise your legs!

Reborn: Higher! Higher!

Tsuna: Is there a point to this?

Reborn: Stop whining.

Kyoko: This is kinda fun.

Tsuna: Ky-Kyoko-chan?

Reborn: Okay. Rotate your arms.

Reborn: Rotate faster! Faster!

Tsuna: Th-That's tough!

Reborn: Rotate your hips!

Reborn: Rotate your legs!

Reborn: And rotate your neck!

Tsuna: That's not possible!

Tsuna: I can't take anymore...

Reborn: Pathetic.

Tsuna: Wh-What are you talking about?

Tsuna: Anyone would be like this after that...

Yamamoto: That was interesting.

Yamamoto: I wish that class was always like this.

Tsuna: Well, sure, Yamamoto would be fine.

Kyoko: Wasn't that fun, Tsuna-kun?

Tsuna: Huh?

Tsuna: Even Kyoko-chan?

Reborn: Okay.

Reborn: That should have loosened you up,

Reborn: so we'll move onto the next step.

Tsuna: H-Hold on!

Reborn: What is it?

Tsuna: We're too exhausted to study now.

Reborn: Use your willpower.

Osamu: Isn't there an easier way to get smarter?

Masaru: Yeah! Yeah!

Masaru: We can't do anything this slow!

Reborn: There certainly is.

Reborn: If you stick this in your head.

Tsuna: What?

Tsuna: I-Is that...

Tsuna: Huh?

Tsuna: Stop!

Tsuna: Don't be ridiculous!

Tsuna: That's inhumane!

Tsuna: Inhumane!

Reborn: I was only joking.

Reborn: This was what I meant.

Tsuna: Wh-What is that?

Reborn: An ordinary massage chair.

Tsuna: D-Don't lie!

Tsuna: That's obviously an electric-

Reborn: Look at this.

Reborn: Information in the human brain is merely an electrical current running through your nerves.

Reborn: Stimulation will improve the flow of information and power up the brain many times over.

Mom: So scientific...

Mom: Progress is amazing these days.

Mom: I would love to try this on my child, if it will make him stronger.

Mom: Osamu-chan, do it!

Mom: You can instantly become a genius!

Osamu: Easy for you to say, Mama...

Hana: That looks really dangerous.

Kyoko: Uh-huh.

Reborn: Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Reborn: You're up first.

Tsuna: D-Don't be ridiculous!

Tsuna: No way I'm doing that!

Lambo: Okay!

Lambo: Here I go!

Reborn: Hey!

Reborn: Your body's strong against electrical shocks!

Reborn: Okay.

Reborn: That takes care of the big pest.

Tsuna: So it ended up being me?!

Tsuna: S-Stop this!

Reborn: It's just going to give you a massage.

Tsuna: You're lying!

Tsuna: You just said there would be an electrical shock!

Reborn: Switch on!

Tsuna: Huh?

Reborn: You don't feel anything?

Reborn: That's odd.

Reborn: Is it broken?

Tsuna: That scared me.

Reborn: Sorry.

Reborn: It wasn't plugged in.

Hibari: It's rather loud.

Tsuna: H-Hibari-san!

Hibari: Keep it down or I'll bite you to death.

Reborn: Ciao-su.

Hibari: Oh, hey, the baby.

Hibari: Try to keep the noise down.

Reborn: Isn't that great, Sawada?

Tsuna: Not at all!

Hana: Something's weird about that teacher.

Kyoko: You're right...

Guy: I don't get what he's trying to do.

Guy: Is he another of Sawada's acquaintances?

Tsuna: Look.

Tsuna: It's too far of a stretch for you to be a teacher.

Osamu: Hey!

Osamu: Mr. Riboyama or Repoyama!

Osamu: We don't have time to waste on you!

Osamu: Get lost already!

Reborn: Cut the chatter.

Tsuna: He threw it so hard the chalk disintegrated...

Mom: Hey!

Mom: What are you doing to my Osamu-chan?!

Reborn: Please calm down, ma'am!

Masaru: I'm not staying in this class!

Reborn: Don't leave your seat without permission.

On Screen: ,Stunned silence...

Tsuna: R-Reborn...

Tsuna: He's using fear to control the class!

Reborn: Now, let's continue.

Reborn: We'll start by...

Reborn: solving this simple problem.

Tsuna: Wh-When did you put that on the board?!

Reborn: Does anybody know the answer?

Hana: Hey.

Hana: Isn't that, like, a super university-level problem?

Kyoko: Yeah... It looks difficult.

Mom: Amazing...

Mom: Middle schools are so advanced these days...

Reborn: Nobody knows the answer?

Reborn: I'll introduce the person who solves this problem to a good Mafia job.

Guy: Huh... Mafia?

Tsuna: Reborn's seriously looking for Family candidates in my class!

Yamamoto: You're like the kid at Tsuna's place who's always talking about the Mafia.

Kyoko: Yes, he is kind of similar.

Tsuna: Why hasn't anybody noticed?!

Reborn: Hey, somebody try to solve this.

Reborn: Hurry it up or you'll each get a turn in that chair.

Lambo: Hey! Hey!

Lambo: Answer: toilet!

Reborn: Get going.

Tsuna: L-Lambo!

Gokudera: Boss, I have returned...

Tsuna: Gokudera-kun?!

Gokudera: I've seen this problem before.

Gokudera: The answer is...

Reborn: You're already in the Mafia.

Tsuna: G-Gokudera-kun!

Tsuna: Hey, that's going too far.

Reborn: I got really pissed. Pissed.

Tsuna: That doesn't mean it's okay to-

Hana: I see.

Hana: So Sawada was involved in this.

Girl: Causing everybody so much trouble...

Boy: Do something!

Tsuna: Uh...

Boy: Sawada, if you know the teacher, get rid of him!

Boy: Deal with the problem!

Girl: This is Sawada-kun's responsibility.

Tsuna: Wh-What do I do?

Reborn: Guess we have no choice.

Reborn: Deal with it.

Tsuna: Huh?

Tsuna: Re-Born!

On Screen: ,Re-Born

Tsuna: I'll teach this class if it kills me!

Tsuna: Now, solve this problem!

Tsuna: You numskulls don't know how?!

Tsuna: I'll b*at the crap out of you!

Class: N-No way...

Class: He snapped...

Tsuna: Cut the chatter!

Tsuna: Answer the damn question!

Reborn: I'll let you handle the rest.

Tsuna: What's wrong?!

Tsuna: Solve this problem if it kills you!

Reborn: And now what you've been waiting for.

Reborn: The horoscope for...

Ipin: ...next week!

Col: The best three, maggot!

Lambo: Lambo-san is here too!

Reborn: You do this then.

Col: That's right, maggot!

Lambo: Hold... it... in...

Ipin: The third sign for next week...

On Screen,Caption: Aries Challenge the unknown!

Lambo: ...will be Aries.

Mom: I'm so happy.

Mom: Maybe I'll make a great big feast.

Lambo: Hold... it... in...

Col: Number two for next week...

On Screen,Caption: Libra Get your hair cut for a change of pace.

Lambo: ...will be Libra.

Reborn: I'm lucky every day.

Reborn: So's Leon.

Lambo: Hold... it... in...

Reborn: And the top sign...

On Screen,Caption: Aquarius Black knit caps are wonderful!

Lambo: ...will be Aquarius.

Shamal: Hey there, señorita. Let's date.

Lambo: That was all Lambo-san!

On Screen,Caption: See ya next time!

Reborn: Ciao-ciao.

Ipin: Bye-bye.

Tsuna: Next time:

Tsuna: Happy? Wedding.