19x14 - A Crack in the World

[bunniefuu]

Male narrator:
centuries ago in japan,

Nighlok monsters
invaded our world,

But samurai warriors
defeated them with power symbols

Passed down
from parent to child.

Today the evil nighlok
have risen once again

And plan to flood the earth.

Luckily, a new generation
of heroes stand in their way.

They are
the power rangers samurai.

[All grunting]

- [Grunting]

- Why would master xandred
attack serrator?

- [Grunting]

- Serrator must be going rogue,

Attacking at odd places
like that island.

- [Huffs]

- But why?

- [Groans]

[Groaning]

What's up, kev?

- So far, serrator has made
a series of attacks on us.

If he's fighting us
and master xandred,

He must be
up to something big.

- Huh?

- [Groans]

Check this out.

If we put a dot on the map

For each recent nighlok attack

Like I did
with those stones outside,

This is what we get.

- Oh.
I see it.

Now, what am I seeing again?
- I dunno.

- Let him finish, mike.

- Well, serrator doesn't seem
like the type of nighlok

To just attack randomly.

I'm thinking
there must be a pattern.

I mean, why else would
master xandred and dayu

Attack serrator?

He really got out of there fast.

Look.

If we mark the places

Where serrator has appeared
or has sent a nighlok himself...

- They form a line.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

This can't be a coincidence.

Serrator's definitely
up to something.

- And knowing him,

It's probably something
really bad.

- Don't worry.

Whatever he's up to,

We'll stop it.

- [Sighs]

- I know.

- With master xandred soaking
in the sanzu

To re-energize his power,

I'm free to finish my plan.

But I must act now.

Pestilox.

[Buzzing]

- You called, boss?

So what is it you need from me?

Huh?

- I must place the final wedge
in the earth

To complete my plan.

So if you can just create
human misery at the spot

Where this locator lights up,

You will be rewarded.

- Don't worry.

I'll definitely create a buzz.

- Soon I will rule both worlds.

[Laughs]

[Lively rock music]

♪ ♪

All: samurai forever!

- Jayden.

- Mia.

- Mike.

- Kevin.

- Emily.

- Antonio.

- ♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Rangers together ♪

♪ Samurai forever ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Rangers together ♪

♪ Samurai forever ♪

♪ ♪

- [Straining]

[Gasps]
whoa!

Whoa!
Wow!

[Laughs]
whoa!

This is, like, fishzilla!

I got to get a picture of this.

Hmm!

[Strains]

Ugh!

[Laughs]
golden.

[Both humming]

- Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh-oh!

[Both continue humming]

[Coins jingling]

- Say cheese.

[Upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- Ah!

♪ ♪

[Both humming]

- [Groaning]

- Stay out of my way.

How many times
do I have to tell you?

- Oh!

- At last,
time to complete my plan.

- Oh-ah-ooh!

I know what you're up to.

I figured it out a while ago.

Well, two minutes ago,
but still.

You're driving wedges of misery
into the human world

To split it open so you can
instantly flood the earth.

- Impressive.

The noodle-head actually
figured it out.

- I just wish I discovered

The level of your traitorous
insanity earlier.

This is incredibly risky.

Tearing an opening
between our worlds

Could destroy them both!

I don't know about you,

But I try to keep my chances
of being destroyed to a minimum.

- [Chuckles]

If it would help me
rule both worlds,

I'd destroy you
a thousand times over.

- Once the boss recovers
from drying out,

He'll rip you
and your plan apart.

Wait.

You don't have the power
to split open their world.

You'd need someone filled
with nighlok rage

And human sorrow
to do it.

[Gasps]
deker!

You need him to deliver
the final strike, don't you?

- Wow.
You're on a streak.

And I set this all up
over 200 years ago.

- But there's no way
it can succeed.

He'll never agree to it.

- Everybody has a price,

And I have something he wants.

Nothing will stop me now,
especially you.

- We can't just sit here
waiting for serrator to show up.

He needs to pay
for deceiving us.

[Metal slicing]

What?

- Please, stay away
from serrator

Until he fixes my sword,
uramasa.

- Deker, you're a fool

If you really think
he's going to help you.

[Sighs]

- [Huffs]

- You'd be trouble
if you knew

How much my plan depended
on you, deker.

But luckily, you're ever so easy
to manipulate.

[Supersonic whirring]

Shlink!

[Laughs]

Shlink!

[Laughs]

Repaired perfectly.

Soon this world will be mine.

[Laughs]

[High-pitched whirring]

- This is the spot
of serrator's final wedge.

Ah, the calm before the swarm.

[Laughs]

[Alarm blaring]

- He's attacking a spot

That's right in line
with the others.

The longer the line gets,

It's like he's cutting
the earth in two.

- Wait.

Could he really split the earth
like that?

- Maybe that's his plan.

- All that's gonna be cut
is his plan.

Let's roll.

- I'll call antonio,
tell him to meet you there.

[Phone chirping]

- Hello?

What?

I'm right near there.

Samurai morpher,
gold power!

Hyah!

[Panting]

[Both humming]

[People screaming]
- [laughing]

Oh, do I bug you?

- [Screaming]

- Now my flying bugs
have given you

A serious stomach bug.

[Laughs]

[Both humming]

- Nice, spike.

All right,
let's take a break

And have some food.

- You know what I like best
after tai chi?

Chai tea.
[Laughs]

- [Snorts]

- Oh, my stomach.
- [Moaning]

- [Whimpering]

- Oh, my stomach!
- [Moaning]

- What? Huh?
- [Whimpering]

[People moaning]

- Hey, guys,
why not join the crowd?

[Both screaming]

- That greasy junk food you eat
might make you sick.

But my bugs
will make you sicker!

[Buzzing]

[Both crying out]

- Quick! In there!

- [Whimpering]
yeah!

- [Panting]

[Whimpering]

- [Gags]

Oh!
- What?

- Oh!
[Whimpering deeply]

They got me, man.

Those bugs got me, man.
[Sobbing]

[Stomach gurgling loudly]

Oh. Wait.
I'm just hungry.

- [Sighs]
- gah!

But we left our food outside!

- You left our food outside?

- Dude, we got to go
and get that food.

[Both breathing heavily]

[People screaming]

- [Laughing]

[Both screaming]

- Desperate times call
for desperate measures.

[Grunts]

[Straining]

Ugh!
My eyes! I can't see!

- Oh, uncle bulk,
you went the wrong way!

Come on!
- Really?

You figured that out
all by yourself?

[Both groaning]

- [Whimpering]
- [chattering]

Hey, where's our lunch?
Oh! Oh! Oh!

- When it comes to food,
I've got a photographic memory.

- Bingo!

Whoa!

Usually we're sitting when
we eat in a booth.

Whoo!

[Camera shutter clicking]

[Both gobbling]

- Yes!

What a sight
for sore stomachs.

This should be
more than enough misery.

Serrator can create
his final wedge

In the earth right here.

- Whoa!
This isn't good.

[All moaning and groaning]

- Stop right there, nighlok!

- Oh.

So you want to get in
on this too?

- What did you do
to those people?

[Both grunting]

- I just gave them
a little stomach bug,

And there's no cure.

[Buzzing, zapping]

- Yeah?
What if I defeat you?

- You can't if you're sick too.

- Hah!

[Buzzing, zapping]

- [Grunts]

[All grunting]

- Gotcha!
- Watch out!

He can summon up swarms
of these weird bugs.

- They're not the only things
I can summon.

[Moogers growling]

[All yell]

- Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!
Huh! Huh!

- Yah!
[Mooger screams]

- Yah!

- [Grunting]

- Time to wing it!
Hyah!

[Bugs buzzing]

- Forest spear!
Leaf storm!

[Grunting]

- Fire smasher!
Cannon blast mode!

- Return to sender.

- [Straining]

[expl*si*n]

Super samurai mode!

[Grunts]

- [Grunts]

Rangers, stop your meddling.

- Never!

We've seen the patterns
of your attacks,

And we're here to tell you
it's the end of the line.

- So you really think
you figured out

What I'm up to, do you?

Well, no matter!

[All grunting]

- Very soon the final wedge
will be in place,

And there's no way
you can stop it.

- Wedge?
- What?

- A what?
- Huh?

- [Laughs]

Yes, a wedge of human sadness
put in just the right place

To split the earth in two.

- I can't let that happen.

- Go, pestilox!

Squeeze even more suffering
from these pathetic humans.

- Suffering humans,
coming up.

- No!

[All yelling]

- Oh, you're so annoying.
Hyah!

[Electricity zapping]

- Yah!

We're happy to bug you
any day, any time!

Jayden, go get that c*ck.

- Yeah, we'll help antonio.

- Okay.
Mia, emily, let's go.

- Okay!
- Right!

[Both yelling]

[Metal clashing]

[All grunting]

- [Laughing]

Zap!

- Bullzooka blast!

[c*ck bullzooka]

- You again!

- Make sure those people
are okay.

- On it.
- Right!

[All grunting]

[Zapping]

- Mike! Antonio!

- Your friends have--

Huh?
Ah...

Well, well, deker.

How unexpected.

- Huh?
- What's going on?

- What a pleasant surprise.

- Spare me.
You know why I'm here.

- You've come
for your real sword, uramasa.

Good timing.

My plan is reaching its cl*max.

That glow coming
from those humans

Is their misery creating a wedge
in the earth.

And surprise!

It's the final wedge I need.

All of my attacks in this world
were designed to create

A line of human misery.

I used xandred's monsters
to orchestrate

A symphony of human suffering

To serve my brilliant objective.

- [Chomping]

- And now each of the wedges
I created

Are ready to be activated.

[Zapping]

[Both screaming]

- No!

- Accept your fate.

We're at the end
of my perfect plan

And the end of the world
as you know it.

Welcome to the start
of my reign.

And once this wedge
is in place,

Your world will be bursting
at the seams,

Ready to be split open
with one mighty stroke.

I will flood the entire earth
with the sanzu river.

Not with a trickle
like master xandred had planned,

But with a terrorizing torrent,
the likes of which

Have never been seen.

The earth will be
entirely submerged

In the red waters of evil,

And I will finally become
the ruler of both our worlds.

[Laughs]

- My wedges are all in place,

And it is time at last

To split this earth in two.

With one mighty stroke,

I shall take my rightful place

As the ruler of both worlds.

- The real show's
about to start.

Time to finish you off!

- Watch out!

[Both cry out]

- This might sting a bit!

- Blazing strike!

[Fire roaring]

- Earth slicer!
- Sky fan!

[expl*si*n]

- [Screams]

[Groans]

- Super bullzooka.

Bullzooka disc charge.

[Supersonic whirring]

- What's going on?

Now you're really bugging me!

[Whirring]

- Bullzooka blast!

[Supersonic whirring]

- [Screams]

[expl*si*n]

[All moaning]

- My stomach's better.

- So pestilox's first form
has been defeated.

No matter.

Soon my final wedge will sink
into the earth.

- [Growling]
rangers!

I'll squash you like bugs!

- These guys never learn.

Samurai combination.

Zords, combine!

[Mechanical whirring]

All:
samurai megazord!

We are united!

[Supersonic whirring]

- Time for some whiplash!

Zap!

Hyah!

[Tentacles lashing]

That about wraps this up.

- I don't think so!

Furious lion howl!

[Fire roaring]

- That lion's hot stuff.

- Everyone, get out of here!
- Get out of here!

- Get to safety!

- Don't bother!
See?

Their misery is sinking
into the earth.

Now the last wedge
is finally in place.

Huh?

- Enough talk.
Give me what you promised.

Give me my sword, uramasa.

- Why, of course.

But first,
to complete our deal,

You owe me
one final favor.

- Favor?

- Just a little favor.

The one to crack open
the world

Must be someone
who feels the pain

Of both the human
and nether worlds

But belongs to neither.

That's you.

- [Growls]

- We got to stop them both!
[Grunts]

- Right!
[All yelling]

- Stop meddling!

[Electricity zapping]

[All screaming]

Now nothing will stand
in my way.

- [Grunting]

- Quick, now's our chance!

[All cry out]

- Where did these giant moogers
come from?

- [Laughing]

Surprise!

[Electricity zapping]

[All screaming]

- I'm sure mike won't mind
if I borrow this.

- Same here.
I'll thank kevin later.

Swordfishzord!
- Beetlezord!

Both: hyah!

[Supersonic whirring]

[Zapping]

[Giant moogers scream]

- Here's some more surprises!

- Samurai a*tillery!

All: beetle blaster megazord
armed for battle!

[Sword clashing]

- Beetle cannon!

[High-pitched whirring]

[expl*si*n]

- [Laughs]

- Samurai a*tillery!

All:
swordfish fencer megazord!

Armed for battle!

- Swordfish blast!

Hyah!

[Giant moogers shriek]

[expl*si*n]

- Aw, come on!

Super swarm!

- Time for one more combo.

Tigerzord!

Samurai a*tillery!

[Supersonic whirring]

All: tiger drill megazord
armed for battle!

[Supersonic whirring]

- Huh?
- Tiger drill charge!

- [Cries out]

[Screams]

[Loud rumbling]

- Huh?
Spitfangs, help!

[Spitfangs roar]

- It's time to fight fire
with fire!

[Spitfangs roaring]

All:
let's take this to the skies!

Air strike combination!

Battlewing megazord
armed for battle!

[Zapping]

- [Grunts]

Huh?

[Shimmering tone]

All:
flying slash!

- [Grunts]
all: hyah!

- [Screams]

[Groaning]

[Growls]

- This bug is hard to squash,

But I think I know
what will do it:

The claw armor megazord.

Both: right.

- Super samurai combination.

[Supersonic whirring]

[Mechanical whirring]

All:
claw armor megazord!

We are united!

Super samurai a*tillery!

Samurai battle cannon!

- What?

- Shogun mode.

Power of the ancestors!
[Echoing]

[Lively rock music]

♪ ♪

[Supersonic whirring]

[expl*si*n]

Both:
megablade activate!

Huh! Hah!

- [Grunts]

All:
shogun battle cannon blast!

[Electricity crackling,
mechanical whirring]

- Whoa!
All: fire!

- ♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

- Ouch!

Now that stings!

[Screams]

[expl*si*n]

- ♪ Samurai forever ♪

♪ ♪

- Samurai rangers,
victory is ours.

[expl*si*n]

- Pestilox's defeat
won't save them.

The wedge is set.

[Rumbling]

Look!
Its power is surging.

Now it is time for you
to finish this

With a final strike
from your one true sword.

- [Gasps]

Shlink!

- Deker, time to play your part.

Uramasa, your sword,
as promised.

Live up to your end
of the deal.

- [Gasps]
- take it, deker.

With it,
you shall shatter the world.

- No.

All I want is my sword, uramasa.

- Of course you do.

I planned for this

And made sure
that your centuries

Of misery and rage
were locked up

Inside of uramasa.

- What?

- Yes.

The only way to release yourself
from all that pain

Is for you to quickly take
your sword and strike

Before this wedge explodes.

Trust me.

- [Gasps]

- With one quick slash,

Your curse will
finally be broken,

And you will truly be free.

- Free.

Free at last.

[Supersonic expl*si*n]

[All grunting]

- The energy is surging.

The ground is weakening
along the line.

- [Gasps]
get down!

[Supersonic expl*si*n]

[All screaming]

- [Grunts]

[Gasping]

Oh...

[Supersonic expl*si*n]

[Exclaims]

- This is just a taste
of the awesome power

To be unleashed.

See?

The earth cries out

Ready to be carved in two.

And you, deker,
are the only one

Who can make it happen.

I shall locate the weakest spot
between our two worlds

For you to make
your final strike.

I know that in the end,
you will do my bidding.

- [Groans weakly]

[Groaning]

- Rangers, your world
is crumbling

Before your own eyes.

There's nothing you can do
to stop me now.

[Supersonic whirring]

- [Straining]

[Groans]

- [Laughing]