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22x09 - When Logic Fails

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Power Rangers". Aired: May 23, 1994 - present.*
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A closeknit band of teenagers in fictional Angel Grove, Calif., transforms into a uniformed team of superheroes ready to take on any villains.

Seasons 1-3: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; 3.5: Alien Rangers; 4: Zeo; 5: Turbo; 6: Rangers in Space; 7: Lost Galaxy; 8: Lightspeed Rescue; 9: Time Force; 10: Wild Force; 11: Ninja Storm; 12: Dino Thunder; 13: S.P.D.; 14: Mystic Force; 15: Operation Overdrive; 16: Jungle Fury; 17: RPM; 17.5- RV: Mighty Morphin (re-version); 18: Samurai; 19: Super Samurai; 20: Megaforce; 21: Super Megaforce; 22: Dino Charge; 23: Dino Super Charge; 24: Ninja Steel; 25: Super Ninja Steel; 26-27: Beast Morphers; 28-29: Dino Fury; 30: Cosmic Fury

22x09 - When Logic Fails

Post by bunniefuu »

-Narrator: [V.O.]
Millions of years ago,

the evil Sledge...
-Fire!

-...tried to steal
the greatest power
in the universe.

-Bring me the Energems.

-Narrator: [V.O.]
But an alien named Keeper
entrusted them to dinosaurs.

-You must keep
the Energems safe.

-Narrator: [V.O.]
As for Sledge...
-It's a b*mb!

-Narrator: [V.O.]
He was blasted deep into space.

Now, the Energems
have been found,

and Sledge returns
to battle a new team of heroes.

-Dino Charger!

-Narrator: [V.O.]
They are Power Rangers
Dino Charge.

-Wrench:
Let's test the Ptera Charger.

That's odd. It's dead.

-Fury is a failure again!
[laughs]

-You called me, Master Sledge?

-Poisandra tells me
that she had the Rangers
in a Gem Tracker,

but you took it from her.

-Fury: That's right.
I was bringing it back here,

and then that blasted hotshot
blew it up.

No!

-So, it's your fault again,
is it, Fury?

-Poisandra is inexperienced.

I had to take control
of the situation.

And now, I know
where the Ptera Zord is.

And with the Ptera Charger,
I can control it.

-Wrong. The Ptera Charger
you got is dead.

You couldn't run
a vacuum cleaner with it,

let alone a Zord.

-I can recharge it.

-Wrong again.

Only the Gold Energem
can recharge it.

-But we can't find the Energem

because you've destroyed
the tracker.

-I'm through with you, Fury.

Give that to me.

Get off my ship now!

-But, Master Sledge,
I have an idea.

-See kitty run! [laughs]

-Okay, Puzzler,
now where were we?

-I was about to say,
"Checkmate."

-I lost again.

-Ha! I truly am the best.

-Ah, there it is.

-Huh? Hey, give me that.

-Enough playing around!

Puzzler, come with us.

-[exclaims]

-You're going to help me
charge this thing.

The Ptera Zord will be mine.

-[theme song playing]

♪ Power Rangers, Power Rangers,
Power Rangers, Power Rangers ♪

♪ In a world full of strife
We must fight to survive ♪

♪ Try to break the chains
that divide ♪

♪ There is only one chance
To take the right stance ♪

♪ Hold tight
Keep our power alive ♪

♪ Go, Go, Power Rangers
Don't you ever stop ♪

♪ Go, Go, Power Rangers
You will rise up to the top ♪

♪ Rangers forever ♪

♪ Dino Charge all together ♪

♪ Power Rangers, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Power Rangers Dino Charge ♪

-Riley: [V.O.]
The length of an arc
is the circumference...

-Our beautiful E-Tracer
up in smoke.

-[stomach gurgling]

-Sorry. I very hungry.

-Don't worry, Koda.
I sent Chase to get pizza.

-So, Fury knows
where the Ptera Zord is,
but will he tell Sledge?

-Sledge doesn't care
about the Zord

unless it leads Fury
to the gold Energem.

-But Fury betrayed Poisandra,
so Sledge can't trust him
anymore.

-Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
I am so confused.

What's our next step?

-Maybe we eat.

I think I solved it.

-We need to look
at the problem logically.

Sledge, Poisandra, Fury.

Now, they each take
their own paths.

Chasing after power, love,
maybe revenge.

But there's one thing
that all of them need first.

-The Energems.
-Exactly.

-But their only chance
of getting an Energem
is with a very powerful weapon,

like the Ptera Zord.

Different paths
leading to one conclusion.

-So, they've got to power up
the Ptera Charger?

-But there's only one lab
like ours

with equipment strong enough
to energize a Dino Charger.

-Then logically,
that lab is where we start.

-Puzzler: Hey, what are
those kids doing?

How dare they touch my game?

What are they doing
at an abandoned lab anyway?

-Fury: Puzzler, get in here!

-Oh, calm down! I'm coming.

-You need to make sure
the Rangers don't break in.

-What could possibly be of use
in this old lab?

-No questions from you,
game board.

If you let anyone in here,

I'll use your bones
to sharpen my sword.

-Don't worry, Master Fury.

No one can outsmart me.

The Puzzler never loses.

-Wrench: This is crazy.

[coughs]

Fury actually thinks
he can energize a Dino Charger
with this old medical equipment.

[coughs] He's gone insane.

[gasps] Fury!

-Wrench, hook this Dino Charger
up to energize.

-Master Fury, this old machine
probably doesn't even work.

It could blow you up.

[gasps] Or worse.
It could blow me up.

-Stop your crying, metal man,

and just recharge
the Ptera Charger

before your tears
turn you to rust.

-Yes, Master Fury.

-What? They're still playing?

Ha! Amateur mill.

It's not that complicated.
Move the bishop.

The bishop!

No, no, no! So illogical!

Who taught you to play?

Those are the worst moves
I've ever seen.

-[screaming]

-What's wrong?
Can't handle the truth?

-[screaming]
-Whoa!

-[screaming]

-Hey! Thanks.

-You scaredy cats!
-Wait! Stop!

-Who are you? Their babysitter?

-You owe the Rangers
a new lunch.

-You're a Ranger? Oh, jeez!

-What are you doing here?

-If you were as smart as me,
you wouldn't have to ask.

-Both: [struggling]

-Don't you know
pawns always lose?

Time to crown you.

Checkmate! Now, to destroy you!

-Checkmate! Now, to destroy you!

[laughing]

-Chase!

-Yikes! Probably more Rangers.

-Hey, Chase, you okay?
-I'm fine.

-Fury must be in there
with the Ptera Charger.
-Let's go pay him a visit.

-Pizza?
-Sorry, bro.

-[stomach grumbling]

-One of me against five of them?

Those odds are illogical.

-It doesn't look like
anyone has been here in years.

-We have to find that lab fast.

-Let's split up.

-Aw, yes.

Time to play a little game.
[laughs]

Good luck finding your way out,
Rangers. [laughs]

I love a good game! [laughs]

Wait.
I can change it all at once.

A dead end here,
a false turn there,

this maze will keep
the Rangers trapped forever.

And to make the game
more interesting,

perhaps a bit of a freeze.

[laughs]

-Huh. That's odd.

That doesn't make any sense.

-Shelby? Chase?

Same hallway.

-Third floor again?

No way!

-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

-Hold on.

-[stomach grumbling]

-Cookie!

[straining]

Aw!

[straining]

Aw!

-[stomach grumbling]

-[shivering]
It's freezing in here.

Wait a second.
I've been here before.
I was just here. What?

Is this some kind
of a looping maze?

Come on. Come on.
Think outside the box. Come on.

Think outside the box.
Yes, that's it.

[V.O.]
The sum of the three angles
of any triangle

will always equal 180 degrees.

-[radio beeps]
-Guys, can you hear me?

[through radio]
Guys? Tyler? Shelby?

-[shivering] I'm here,
but I have no idea
where here is,

and it is so cold.

-[panting] I keep running
up the same stairway,
trying to keep warm.

-[shivering]
I'm stuck in the loop too.

-I still hungry.

-But it's too much.
-Do it.

[screaming]
-Whoa! What in the world?

-Listen, I found a way out.

You need to...
-[radio static]

-Guys? Guys?

Tyler? Shelby? Koda? Chase?

Come on.

-Fury: [screaming]

-Wrench: I can't believe
it's working.

The Ptera Charger
is gaining power.

It's almost full.

-I can't control it much longer.

-Just a little bit more.

-[screaming]

-That must be what Tyler saw.

-Turn it off!

-It worked!

-Riley: [gasps]
The Ptera Charger.

-Give me the Charger.

-What just happened? Oh!

-[straining]

Oh, come here.

-Who said
life isn't all fun and games?

[sighs]

-I told you
to guard the building!

-Way ahead of you, boss.

I already caught the Rangers
in my never-ending maze.

-Fury: Good work.

Once I get the Ptera Zord,
I'll have it and the Rangers.

Sledge will beg me to come back.

Finally, he'll understand
that I should be
his most-trusted general.

-[radio beeps]

-Riley, what is going on?

I haven't been able to contact
any of the other Rangers.

-Okay, I found
the Ptera Charger,

but Fury has it,
and it's full of power.

-You've got to get that Charger.

-But the others are trapped.
I have to...

-Riley, you may not get
another chance.

You said it yourself.
We've got to do what's logical.

And right now,
that means stopping Fury.

-Fury: Time for me
to go get the Ptera Zord.

-Kendall: [on radio] Riley?

-Don't let those Rangers out.

-Riley?

-I can't leave my friends.

-[shivering] Gotta keep warm.

-[radio beeps]
-[shivering] Riley?
Kendall? Anybody?

Frozen!

-[shivering]

-[straining]

Yes!

Uh!

-Huh?

-Let my friends go,
or you're history.

-That would be illogical.

If you destroy me,
your friends will be ice cubes.

Perhaps we can solve this.

I challenge you to a game.

If you win,
your friends go free.

But if I win,
I get your Energem.

-Challenge accepted.

-That heart-shaped freak
Poisandra is in for a surprise

when I show up
in the Ptera Zord.

-[laughs]
You are clearly no match
for my superior intellect.

-Yeah, I can see
I'm in way over my head.

-Huh! Hey, how'd I miss that?

Maybe I underestimated
your ability, Green Ranger.

From now on, I will stay
several moves ahead of you.

With my superior intellect,

there is no way
you should ever beat me.

Look at that!
Your pieces are wide open.

Ha! Amateur!

Another illogical move. [laughs]

-[shivering]

Riley, you beauty.

-[shivering]

Riley's marble.

Riley!

-Whoa!

Riley.

-Huh?

No way! Ugh! [groans]

-[stomach grumbling]

-[sighs]

-Ha! I win.

Now, give me your Energem.

-Oh, I don't think so.

You see, the game wasn't chess.

-All: Surprise.

-Riley: The was
to escape the maze.

-Inconceivable!

-Oh, and that reminds me.

Checkmate.

-What? But how?

-Dino Chargers...
-All: Ready!

Energize!

Unleash the power.

-I'm done playing games!

I'm gonna destroy you!

-Check out my game pieces,
Rangers.

-It's gonna take
a lot more than that.

Tyrannosaurus Rex!

Power Ranger Red!

-Power Ranger Black!

-Power Ranger Blue!

-Power Ranger Green!

-Power Ranger Pink!

-All: Dinosaur Might!
Ready to fight!

-Power Rangers Dino Charge!

It's about to get wild.

-These are the coordinates
from the Rangers' E-Tracer.

Time to show the world
how furious I can be.

Summon Ptera Zord!

-[squawking]

-I've done it!

-All: [grunting]

-[grunting]

-You were right.
Pawns do always lose.

-[grunting]

If you like games,
you'll get a kick out of this.

-What do you think, guys,
are these monsters getting
easier to fight,

or is it just me?

-Easier?
He doesn't understand the rules.

-Riley, you make
monster angrier.

-Dino Morpher Blast!

-[screams] That hurt!

-Great sh**ting, Koda.

-Guys, I very hungry.

-You'll have
to do better than that
if you're gonna win this game.

-Tyler, combine powers.

-Right, time for this game
to be over.

Finish him, Koda.
-Thanks.

Dino Charger, ready!

-Male: [V.O.]
T. Rex Charger engaged.

-Energize.

-Dino Morpher Blast!

-[screams]

-Oh, no!

-Shelby: The Ptera Zord!
Fury must have control of it.

-Koda: But we cannot hurt
our friend.

-We don't have a choice.
We have to fight it.

Summon Zords.

-Male: [V.O] Zords, combine.

Dino Charge Megazord,
Para-Raptor Formation.

Ready!

-Here we go.

-Fury has the Ptera Zord.

Now is our chance
to destroy the Rangers.

Magnabeam!

-I'm at the top of my game!

Time to make my move.

[laughing]

We're playing to win.

-Who do we fight?
-Let's deal with this
one problem at a time.

Dino Charge Megazord,
final attack.

-All: Ptera Zord
Fireball Finish.

-Game over!

[screaming]

Uh-oh!

-All: Whoa!
-The Ptera Zord must have
thought it was being attacked.

-[grunts]
That didn't go as planned.

But once I recharge this,

the Ptera Zord and I will
be back to destroy the Rangers.

[laughs]

-Now, Sledgeums, let's not make
any rash decisions.

Remember how often
Fury failed before.
-Maybe.

-And he just destroyed Puzzler.
Terrible, right?

-But Fury has control
of the Ptera Zord.

That's what I care about.

-Master Sledge, I have returned.

-I knew you'd come in handy
one day.

-A cat always lands on its feet.

-So, tell me
about the Ptera Zord.

How do we finally destroy
the Rangers with it?

-Fury: I have a plan,
Master Sledge.

-Sometimes, it's like
I'm invisible in this place!

[exclaims] See what I mean?

Open up!

[exclaims]

-I was so close
to getting the Ptera Charger.

I wish I could have
stopped Fury.

-Going after Fury
would have been
the logical decision, but...

-It wouldn't have been
the best decision.

-You save your tribe.

Act with heart.

Always good.

-I agree.

Especially since
I'm in that tribe.

-Aw.

-Anybody hungry?

-[sniffing] Finally, food.

-Leave some for us, Koda.

-What's up?

-I'm good.

When I was in the duct,
I saw Fury.

That energy thing that you saw
trying to get out of him...

-[screaming]

-I saw it too.

-[screaming]

-You saw it?

What do you think it is?

-I have no idea.

But it looked like
Fury was draining its energy
to power the Ptera Charger.

-Whatever it is,
we have to free it or stop it

before Fury can use that energy
to destroy us.

-[theme music playing]