02x03 - Happy Anniversary

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Well, I Had A
Wonderful Time.

So Did I.

You're The Best
Date I Ever Had.

Really?

Yes.

Can I Come In?

Oh, No.

Well, Can I See You Again?

I'd Like That.

Can I Have A Kiss?

Of Course.

No, Whoa, Whoa,
Wait A Minute!

I Bought You Dinner.

You Cannot Buy Love.

I Already Love You

But Not Because You
Bought Me Dinner.

See, I Like The Way

You Beg.

Beg?

Yes.

Now.

Really?

And Talk Slow.

Mommy?

Why Is She
Still Up?

I Don't Know.

That's Your Child,
Not Mine.

Don't Come In.

What Do You Mean?

I'm Supposed To Tell Grandpa
When You're Coming.

Well,
We're Coming.

No! Don't Wake Him Up.

Can I Say Good Night
To Grandpa?

If You Don't
Wake Him.

Rudy, Come On.

Good Night,
Rudy.

Good Night, Daddy.

And I Didn't Even
Buy Her Dinner.

You Can't Sleep Out
In The Park, Sir.

There
You Go.

When Did You Slip In?

This Sofa Will Do It
Every Time.

You Know, You're Right.

Well, I Better
Get Going.

No, Why Don't
You Stay?

I Don't Want Your
Mother To Worry.

All Right. Now, Look-
Saturday, Understood?

Your Mother And I
Don't Want A Fuss.

After Anniversaries,
The th Is No Big Deal.

I Understand.

Keep It Simple.

Although Not So Simple As
To Disappoint The Children.

They're Really
Looking Forward To This.

The Children?

Yeah-

They're
Looking Forward

To Eating At The
Dining Room Table

And Eating Off
The Good Dishes.

Do You Have Any Idea

What The Children Would
Like To Eat For Dinner?

Veal.

Veal!

Any Particular Sauce You
Think The Children Would Like?

They Love Bing Cherry Sauce.

You're Right.

And Lyonnaise Potatoes.

That's What They Said To Me!

Do You Think
They'll Want Dessert?

Maybe A Cake-

From One Of Those Nice
German Bakeries.

I Don't Believe You!

The Other Day,
We Went To A Bakery

And The Children Mashed
Their Little Faces Up

And They Said, "That Cake
Is All We Want For Saturday."

Chocolate Cake!

Are You Sure They Weren't
Looking At A Linzer Torte

With A Very Thin
Layer Of Raspberry Jam?

I Think
You're Right.

I Think That's
What It Was.

Now, Do You Think
That, After Dinner

The Children Would Enjoy
A Nice, Hand-Rolled Cigar?

Imported.

You Know My Children
Better Than I Do.

All Right, Dad.

Here's The Recipe For Veal
In A Bing Cherry Sauce.

Can We Make It Like Grandma?

I'll Be Happy If We Get Close.

Tonight's Dinner Will Have
Bing Cherry Sauce-

The Last Bunch In The Store!

Way To Go, Mom!

Hey, You...

Oh, Cherries!

If One Goes Into Your Mouth

I'm Coming In After It.

We're Cooking The Meal
For Grandma And Grandpa.

I'm Sure You Girls
Will Do A Great Job.

I Mean All Of Us.

I Don't Cook.

You Should Learn.

Why?

You're Going To Leave
This House One Day.

I'll Have My
Girlfriend Cook.

Where Did You Get
This Attitude?

Cockroach.

Oh, Cockroach!

We Decided We're Only Going
To Date Girls Who Cook.

Women Have Better Things
To Do Than To Cook.

That's Because
The Women Of Today

Haven't Met
The Man Of Tomorrow.

Clair.

Clair!

Hi.

I Saw The Portrait

Of My Mother
And Father

And It's Fantastic.

They Are Going
To Be So Surprised.

The Painting Is From The Family.

I Got Something From You And Me.

That's So Sweet-
What Is It?

Sometimes I Really Amaze Myself.

What Is It?

Here It Is.

Look At That.

Cliff!

See, I Amazed You.

A Cruise To Europe?

That's Right, A
Cruise To Europe-

Lisbon, Amsterdam, Monte Carlo.

When They Get This

They're Going To Bronze
The Shoes You're Wearing Now.

I Booked An Open Passage

So They Can Take
The Cruise

Any Time
They Want.

Cruise?

Yeah.

What About The Portrait?

The Portrait Is
From The Whole Family

But The Cruise Is From
Your Mom And Me.

Pretty Good, Dad.

"Pretty Good, Dad."

Can You Do Any Better?

If It Was Up To Me,
I'd Send Them To Nairobi.

Nairobi?

We've Been
Studying About It.

You Got Your Great Music,
Your Great People

And In The Spring, You Can See
The Mating Of The Wildebeests.

Mating Of The Wildebeests.

Grandpa And Grandma Should
See Them Before They're Extinct.

Grandma And Grandpa?

No, The Wildebeests!

Oh,
Okay.

Nairobi Is A Wonderful Idea

But I Already Booked
The Cruise To Europe.

Maybe We Can Save Nairobi
For Something Else.

Well, Could It Maybe Be My
High School Graduation Gift?

No, I'm Sorry.

Your Mother And I
Already Bought You A Tie.

Come On, Inside.

We're Not Finished.

I Have Sauce
On The Stove.

All I Want To Do Is
Go Over The Signal Again.

We've Been Over This
Three Times Already.

We're Eating-
Sandra Says:

"Why Don't We All
Go Into The Living Room?"

Then We Get Ready
For The Entertainment.

Yeah!

Okay. Now, Rudy,
What Is The Signal?

"Why Don't We All Go
In The Living Room?"

After The Entertainment,
I'll Get The Present.

Now, Do Me A Favor.

We Don't Want To Say
Anything About Europe

Because It's A Surprise.

They're Here!

Happy Anniversary!

Sorry We're Late

But I Had
A Little Trouble

Finding The Place.

What?

I Was Looking
For Balloons.

Hush Up, Russell.

Let Me Look At You.

You Are Truly

The Most Beautiful
Children In The World.

Let's See If Granddad
Has Any Money For You.

No- The Children
Give To You Tonight.

Did You Go Against My Wishes
And Get Us A Gift?

My Lips
Are Sealed.

Mine, Too.

Daddy Sent You
On A Boat.

What?
Shh! Rudy!

It's Supposed
To Be A Surprise.

I Didn't Say "Europe."

And This Is What Your Cabin Looks Like.

How Much Did This
Set You Back?

I'm Not Telling You.

How Long Is
This Cruise?

Three Weeks.

We'll Have To
Lock Up The House.

We Could Help...

Then There's
The Mail.

I'll Pick That Up For You.

And Somebody Has
To Water The Plants.

I'd Better Empty The Refrigerator.

We Just Bought
Some Groceries.

Dad, Mom, We're Not Saying

That You Have To Leave
Right After Dinner.

No, See, This Is
"Open Passage."

Any Time You're
Ready To Go

You Just Call
This Number.

What Do You Do In The
Middle Of The Ocean?

Well, There's Dancing Lessons,
And Bingo, And Shuffle Board.

Those Are Things
That Old People Do.

You Won't Be On The Ship
The Whole Time.

You're Stopping In Lisbon,
Amsterdam, Monte Carlo.

Well, We Don't Know
Anybody There.

Dad-

We Didn't Have Enough Money

For All Your Friends.

We Just
Want

The Two Of You
To Have A Great Time.

But I've Been
To Europe

And I Wasn't
Very Fond Of It.

Yeah, Because It Was

And You Were Running Alongside
Of A t*nk, Dad.

The Place
Was A Mess.

But I Think They Built It Up
Since Then, Dad.

I Know It's Lovely

But Since Your Father's
Already Been There

Maybe A Cruise To Europe
Isn't Right For Us.

Are You Saying
You Don't Want To Go?

That's What We're Saying.

So, You
Don't Want

To Go To Europe.

What About, Uh... Nairobi?

Nairobi Has Wonderful People.

The Music...

And If You Go Up The River
At The Right Time

You Can See The Mating
Of The Wildebeests.

Now, Why Would I Want
To See Wildebeests?

Well,
Because

They May Become Extinct.

If They're Mating,
How Can They Become Extinct?

Ask Theo.

We Appreciate Your Offer

But Your Mother And I
Are Very Happy At Home.

We Get Great Reception
On The Television

And When I Open The Door
In The Morning

There's My Newspaper.

Russell May Not Be Able To
Get Oatmeal In Monte Carlo.

Yes, He Will.

It's Called Porridge.

Children, You Did
A Lovely Job

From Start
To Finish.

Everything
Was Delicious.

Thank You.

Theo!

You've Had Two Pieces.

That's Grandma
And Grandpa's Cake.

Let Him Have Another Piece.

Take That Big One.

That's The Piece I Wanted.

I'll Split It
With You, Dad.

No, Theo,
You Eat It.

Owww!

Don't Take Food Out Of
A Growing Boy's Mouth.

He Takes It Out Of Ours.

You Could Stand To
Loosen Up A Little

Around Your Children.

Yeah!

Your Father's
Right, Heathcliff.

Children Need To Express
Themselves Freely.

Yeah!

Why Don't You Go Home?

I Don't Remember The Two Of You
Ever Being Happy

When I "Expressed Myself."

When You Expressed Yourself

We Got Calls From The Neighbors.

Why Don't We Move Into The Living Room?

The Living Room!

What's Going On?

Don't Worry
About It.

Come On!

What's Going
On Here?

You Sit Down There.

We Have Put
Together

A Form Of
Entertainment For You.

We Have A Record

And We're Going
To Perform For You.

After Years Of Marriage

Perhaps You Need A Little
Romantic Inspiration.

Okay, Now, Here We Go.

* You Know, The Nighttime, Now

* Wah Do Day

* Is The Right Time

* Wah Do Day

* To Be

* Wah
Do Day

* With The One You Love, Now

* Wah Do Day

* And I Know, Baby

* Wah Do Day

* Now,
Come On, Baby

* Wah Do Day

* I Want To Be
The One You Love, Now

* Wah Do Day

* You Know What
I'm Thinking Of

* Wah Do Day

* I Know,
The Nighttime

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Is The
Right Time

* Wah Do Day

* To Be With
The One You Love.

* Wah Do Day

* I Said, To Be With
The One You Love

* Wah Do Day

* Oh...

* Sing
Your Song!

* Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* You Know I Love You

* Wah Do Day

* Lord Above You

* Wah Do Day

* Hold Me Tight, Now

* Wah Do Day

* Make Everything All Right

* Wah Do Day

* Because The Nighttime

* Wah Do Day

* Is The Right Time

* Wah Do Day

* To Be With The
One You Love, Now

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Yeah, Now.

* Wah Do Day

* I Said, Baby

* Wah Do Day

* Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Come On,
Baby

* Wah Do Day

* You Know I Want
You By My Side

* Wah Do Day

* I Want You To Keep...

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Keep Me Satisfied

* Wah Do Day

* I Know, The Nighttime

* Wah Do Day

* Every Day Is The Right Time

* Wah Do Day

* Yeah, To Be With
The One You Love

* Wah Do Day

* Well, You Know I'm Right

Yeah, Yeah. *

Quick, Quick, Quick!

The Whole Family
Chipped In

To Get This For You.

A Long
Time Ago

In Durham, North Carolina

At A Grand Ball

A Young Trumpet Player

While Working In The Bandstand,
Looking At The Dancers

Saw This Beautiful
Young Lady Named Anna

And On
A Break

He Came Over To Her

And He Asked Her
If She Would Be So Inclined

As To Have A Cup
Of Coffee With Him

After The Dance Was Over.

She Said, "No."

She Said, "But If
You Are So Inclined

"You Could Have Tea
Tomorrow Afternoon With Me

At My Parents' Home."

And He Was
So Inclined.

And So They Inclined
For Many, Many Years.

And Here We Are,
On The th Year.

You See The Results
Of Their Inclining.

We Want To Say

"Happy th Anniversary To
Mr. And Mrs. Russell Huxtable."

Happy Anniversary!

I Don't
Believe It!

It's Beautiful.

But We Never Posed
For A Portrait.

How Did You Do This?

Cliff Found Some Old Photographs

And Gave It To The Artist

And There
You Have It.

Son...

I, Uh...

I Hope You Don't Mind
The Way I Express Myself.

No, I Don't.

Aw, Happy
Anniversary.

Happy Anniversary!

* Baby!... *

* Baby!... *

I Just Can't Keep
My Eyes Off It.

Look At Him Standing
There In His Uniform.

When He Was Coming Over

I Stayed By My Window

So I Could Watch Him Walk Up.

He Always Walked Quickly
To See Her.

When She Sat With Him,
She Was Flustered

Because He Was The Strongest,
Smartest, Nicest Man

She Had Ever Met.

But Inside,
He Was A Nervous Wreck

'Cause He'd Never Been With Such
A Beautiful, Gracious Creature.

Those Two Young People

Didn't Know What They
Were Getting Into.

No, They Didn't.

And We Made It
Through A World w*r

Years Of
House Payments...

Midnight Feedings...

Broken Arms...

Dog Bites...

And The Toughest
Of All- Heathcliff!

Did You Ever Think

He Would Wind Up With
Such A Fine Family?

I Had My Doubts.

When You Have A Boy Who
Clowns Around In School

And Tries To Parachute
Off A Garage

It's Hard To Say

"Now, There's Someone
Who Should Raise Children."

Did You See Their Faces
When I Unveiled It?

Total Surprise!

Not As Surprised As I Was When
You Mentioned The Wildebeests.

Clair, I Was Desperate.

You're A Good Son, Cliff.

Yes, I Am.

One Day, Will We
Go To Theo's House

And Celebrate Our Anniversary
With His Family?

No, Because Theo Will
Probably Be Living Here.

Mmm, Delicious Tea.

Chamomile.

You Devil.

I've Loved It Since That Day
I Called On You.

The Gentleman Sipping Tea
With Me Now

Is Just As Handsome As
The Gentleman That Day.

The Lady Is More Beautiful.

Thank You.

Years...

Doesn't Seem
That Long.

Russell...

When They Offered Us That Cruise

We Had Every Excuse In The Book.

Yeah, We Did.

What Are We Afraid Of?

I Don't Know.

Those
Young People

Would Have Been On
That Boat Already.

I Can Do Without My
Morning Paper For A While.

We Can Bring Oatmeal
To Monte Carlo.

Let's Lock Up The House
And Take Off.

We Won't Tell The Family
We're Going.

We'll Send Them A Postcard.

Oh, Russell...

Happy Anniversary.

Happy Anniversary.

Cliff.

Your Feet
Are Freezing!

That's Why I Put
Them Over There.

Why Don't You Put Them
Back On Your Side Of The Bed

Until They Warm Up?

Now They're
Cold And Lonely.

What Will It Be Like
After Years Of Marriage?

I Don't Know

But I Hope That
We'll Be As Smooth

As My Mother
And Father.

Yeah, They're Great.

What Do You Think
Their Secret Is?

Probably Just Living
One Day At A Time.

You Know-

The Years I've
Been Married To You

Have Been The Happiest
"One Day At A Time"

I've Ever Had
In My Life.

Cliff...

I Love The
Way You Beg.

Bring Your Cold Feet
Over Here.

Just Your Feet,
Now, Just The Feet.

Just Your Feet,
Now, Just Your Feet!

* Just Your Feet,
Now, Just Your Feet!

Just Your Feet,
Now, Just Your Feet! *

Whoa, Baby!

* You Know, The Nighttime, Now

* Wah Do Day

* Is The Right Time

* Wah Do Day

* To Be

* Wah
Do Day

* With The One You Love, Now

* Wah Do Day

* And I Know, Baby

* Wah Do Day

* Now, Come On,
Baby

* Wah Do Day

* I Want To Be With
The One You Love, Now

* Wah Do Day

* You Know What
I'm Thinking Of

* Wah Do Day

* I Know,
The Nighttime

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Is The
Right Time

* Wah Do Day

* To Be With
The One You Love.

* Wah Do Day

* I Said, To Be With
The One You Love

* Wah Do Day

* Oh...

* Sing
Your Song!

* Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* You Know I Love You

* Wah Do Day

* Lord Above You

* Wah Do Day

* Hold Me Tight, Now

* Wah Do Day

* Make Everything All Right

* Wah Do Day

* Because The Nighttime

* Wah Do Day

* Is The Right Time

* Wah Do Day

* To Be With The
One You Love, Now

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Yeah, Now.

* Wah Do Day

* I Said, Baby

* Wah Do Day

* Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Baby!

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Come On,
Baby

* Wah Do Day

* You Know I Want
You By My Side

* Wah Do Day

* I Want You To Keep...

* Wah Do Day

* Oh, Keep Me Satisfied

* Wah Do Day

* I Know, The Nighttime

* Wah Do Day

* Every Day Is The Right Time

* Wah Do Day

* Yeah, To Be With
The One You Love

* Wah Do Day

* Well, You Know I'm Right

Yeah, Yeah. *