02x02 - The Juicer

[bunniefuu]

Hey, Son.

Hey, Dad.

Air-Conditioner Break Down?

No.

Are You Hot?

No.

What Are You
Looking For, Dad?

What Are You
Looking For?

Some Food.

Ah!

So...

You're The One.

What?

The Power Company

Called And Thanked Me

For Running Up A Huge Bill.

You Know,
Son-

Doorbell Rang The Other Day.

There Were Two Penguins There.

They Wanted To Know
When You Were Coming

To Look In The
Refrigerator Again.

I'm Sorry, Dad

But I Have No Idea
What I Want Till I See It.

Let Me Suggest This:

I'll Get Your
Mother's Camera

Take A Picture
Of The Refrigerator

With The Door Open

And Then I'll Develop It

Put It Up Here.

You Come Down, And
Then You Look At It.

And Then You Circle
What You Want

Come Up And Get Me

And I'll Get It, Okay?

Okay.

No More Penguins!

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Pud!

Peter, My Man!

Well, How Are You Doing?

And How's The Wife?

Oh, Good!

For Me?

No!

For Me!

It's Mine, Mine, Mine.

And The Only Hands
That Can Touch This

Belong On This Body.

Do You
Understand That?

What Did I Say?

Mine, Mine, Mine.

I Don't Want You
To Touch It

I Don't Want You
To Play With It

I Don't Even Want
You To See It.

How Much Was It, Dad?

Son, All I
Can Say Is

You're Looking At
The Top-Of-The-Line

State-Of-The-Art,
Super-Duper...

Juicer.

What Does It Do?

I'm Glad You Asked,
My Dear.

Pardon Me, Sir.

No Penguins.

Got It, Dad.

All Right.

Now, My Dear,
We Will Take This

Turn The Machine On...

Get Me Two
Glasses, Please.

Place The Glass
Under Here...

And...

We Put The Vegetables
In There...

Listen To That Sound!

I Love This Sound.

Put Some
Ice Cream In It!

Ice Cream?

No! You Don't Put
Ice Cream In This!

You Put Vegetables In It

And Then You
Drink The Juice.

Drink Vegetables?

Yuck.

Oh, Boy!

Look At How
Beautiful That Looks.

Here- Rudy, You're
My First Customer.

No, Thank You.

Peter!

Does That Mean "No"?

Okay.

Go Outside And Play.

Could We Go Upstairs
And Play?

Okay.

Whoa-Oh!

Whoa!

Stay Out Of The
Clothes Closet.

Hey!

No Getting Into
The Clothes Hamper.

Bhayyy!

And No Rolling
Anything Or Anybody

Down The Stairs.

Okay.

Okay.

Hi!

You're Just In Time.

For What?

Something You Don't Want.

What Is This?

Dear, This Is...

"A Stainless Steel
Maintenance-Free Appliance

Which Provides Nutritious Drinks
For Just Pennies A Day."

And It'll End Up

With The Other Stainless Steel
Self-Maintenance Appliances

In The Appliance
Graveyard.

For Sunday Breakfast?

Yes, I Bought That.

"I'll Make Waffles
Every Sunday!"

Until You Had To Clean It.

And This...

"Crepes, Clair-

Think Of All Those
Different Kinds Of Crepes!"

Turned Out To Be None.

And Mom, Remember
The Sausage Stuffer?

Didn't Stuff
A Thing!

"Et Tu, Brute?"

There's Two Kinds
Of People In This World:

Those Who Blaze Trails

And Those Who Trail Behind.

And I Happen To Be
A Blazer.

By Drinking This

I Will Make My Body Lean
And My Mind Clear.

Because I Think Ahead.

Well, I Think
Ahead, Too.

Theo, Prepare A Space
In The Graveyard

For Your Father's
Newest Appliance.

Take Your Hands Off
Of My Machine, Man.

Hey! Hold It Down,
I'm Trying To Read.

Vanessa?

Yes, Mom.

I'm Going Out

For Minutes.

Keep An Eye On Them?

Sure.

Your Father's
In His Office.

Vanessa's In Charge Until
He Comes Upstairs, Okay?

Okay.

Bye, Peter.

Bye, Mrs.
Huxtable.

Vanessa's In Charge.

You Heard Her-
I'm In Charge

And I Want Quiet.

I'll Get It!

...These Are The Water Marks.

I'm Glad You Could
Come On A Saturday

To Look
At It.

Yeah, It's Definitely
A Water Stain.

What Caused It?

Water.

Yeah... Okay.

What Do You Think?

Just Replaster It

And Paint It?

You Could Do That.

It Would Be
Wrong, Though.

What Would
Be Right?

Well, That's Hard To Say.

What Caused It?

No, Thank You
Very Much.

Could Be...

A Missing Shingle.

Uh-Huh.

Could Be Your
Pipes Are Leaking

Your Wood Is Rotten

And Your Whole House
Gonna Fall Down.

Well, That's Kind Of
A Broad Diagnosis.

Want A Second Opinion?

No- Dr. Harrison
Said You're The Best.

Dr. Harrison Knows.

Okay, So...

What Do You Think
It's Going To Cost Me?

Well, That's Hard To Say.

Can You Give Me An Estimate?

Figure Time,
Materials, Labor;

I Figure Anywhere Between
$ And $ .

And... And That's An Estimate?

I Don't Know What's
Inside That Wall.

I See.

Contract
Work

Is Not An Exact Science.

You Hear What I'm Saying?

I Hear What You're Saying.

Our Professions
Are A Lot Alike:

We Spend Years In Training;

Work With Our Hands;

Wear Beepers.

Oh- I'm Sorry
To Interrupt.

Mr. Lucas,
This Is My Wife.

Well, Hello,
Mrs. Huxtable!

Hello.

Have You Found Out
What's Causing Our Leak?

No, But I'm Sure It Wasn't

Your Fault.

How Do You Know?

I Can Tell.

Cliff, I Left
Vanessa In Charge

Till You Go Upstairs.

All Right, Dear.

Nice To Meet You.

My Pleasure.

Can You Do The Job?

How Did You End Up
With A Woman Like That?

Just Lucky, I Guess.

You Got That Right!

Darlene Showed Robert The Note?

But It Was Supposed
To Be Top Secret!

That's The Last Time
I Give Her A Note!

Vanessa...

Hold On.

Rudy, This
Is Important!

We're Bored.

So?

Tell Us
What To Do.

Why Should I?

You're In Charge.

Play With Your Blocks.

We Already Did That.

Your Coloring Books!

We Already Did That.

Hold On, Courtney.

Look, There Has Got
To Be Something

You Haven't Done.

We Haven't Had A Snack.

Great! I'll Fix
You A Snack

As Soon As I'm
Off The Phone.

Okay, I'm Back.

No, I Never Gave
A Note To Sharon.

How Could She Say That?

She's Gave Me A Note.

I'm Hungry Now.

Me, Too.

Let's Go To The Kitchen.

All Right.

I'll Get The
Peanut Butter.

You Get The Bread.

We Need Jelly.

We Need Jelly!

Okay.

We Don't Have Any Jelly.

We Can't Eat Peanut Butter
Without Jelly.

But We Don't
Have Any.

Let's Not Eat.

We Can
Make Some.

How?

With That.

We'll Make
Grape Jelly.

Bring Over
The Bread.

Ready?

Go.

Whoa!

It Wasn't Me.

Who Did This?

My Bet Is Rudy.

You're Probably Right.

Let's Clean Up.

We Shouldn't
Touch It.

Why Not?

It Wouldn't Be
Good For Rudy.

What Are You
Talking About?

If We Clean This Up Now

Mom And Dad Would
Never Know This Happened.

Rudy Would Never
Learn Responsibility.

You'll Tell This To Dad?

Dad Would Want It Left Alone.

Are You Sure?

Trust Me.

You're Older, But I've
Been In More Trouble.

I Know What I'm
Talking About.

Okay.

No Penguins.

No Water Stains Anywhere-

Looks Like It's
Just Your Office.

Okay. Now- When
Your Crew Is Working

Will You Be Here?

Oh, I'll Be Here
Every Day.

How Long Will It Take?

That's Hard To Say.

It Could Take Three Hours-
It Could Take A Month.

Okay.

I Saw A Crack
In Your Sidewalk.

It's A
Little One.

It's Little Now

But It's Gonna Open Up.

You Wouldn't Want
Your Lovely Wife

To Trip On It, Would You?

No.

I Could Take Care Of It.

I Bet You Could.

Let Me Know.

All Right.

Thank You,
Mr. Lucas.

We're Gonna Be
Working Together-

Call Me Sam.

I'll Call You Every Day.

I Hear You.

All Right,
Bye-Bye.

It Wasn't Us.

Don't Worry Dad,
We Didn't Touch A Thing.

We Figure This Has "Rudy"
Written All Over It.

Dad, I Think I Know
What You're Thinking.

I Know What I'm Thinking.

But I'm Real Interested

In Knowing What
You Think I'm Thinking.

You're Thinking
We Did This, Right?

No.

I'm Thinking That
I Don't Believe

I'm Watching You
Have A Picnic

In The Middle Of This.

Theo Said Not To Clean It Up.

He Did?

Why?

I Knew You Wouldn't
Want Us To.

Why?

For Rudy's Sake.

If We Clean Up Her Mess

She'll Never Learn
Responsibility.

Okay.

We Didn't
Do It, Dear.

And Theo Told Us
Not To Clean It Up.

What
Happened?

Rudy.

Where's
Vanessa?

I Don't Know, I
Just Came Up Here.

I Was At Jeanette's.

I Was Playing Ball.

Want Us To Clean It?

No.

No, If Rudy
Made That Mess

Rudy Should
Clean It Up.

I'm Gonna Make
A Great Father.

Darlene Has Always
Liked Robert.

She Just Doesn't
Want To Admit It.

Hold On,
Courtney.

Mom, Dad,
You're Both Here!

Mm-Hmm.

Can I Stop Watching
Rudy And Peter Now?

Have You Been
Watching Them?

Yeah.

Hello?

Hi! Courtney?

This Is Vanessa's Father.

Vanessa Will
Call You Back.

And Please-

Don't Call Asking When
She's Gonna Call You, Okay?

All Right, Bye-Bye.

I Was In The Hall, So I
Took The Call In Here.

Where Are Rudy
And Peter?

I Guess They're In My Room.

You Guess?

I Had An Important Call.

Important.

Yeah! Courtney Said

Darlene Showed A
Secret Note To Robert

Then I Found Out

That Sherry Said
I Gave Her A Note

But I Told Courtney

Someone Must Have
Forged My Name.

Young Lady,
I Left You In Charge

And That Means
That Rudy And Peter

Are More Important

Than Who Passed
What Note To Whom.

Is Rudy In Trouble?

Rudy's Just One Of The
Two People In Trouble.

I'll Get It.

No!

Vanessa, Go To The Kitchen-
There's A Surprise For You.

Yes, Mom.

Hello-
Dr. Huxtable.

Yes. How...?

And Peter's All Right?

Okay, Hold The Phone
One Second.

It's Peter's Mother.

She Found Peter In
The Clothes Hamper.

When She
Looked At Him

He Said, "All I Did
Was Hold The Bread."

I'll Go Find Rudy.

Hi, Rudy.

I Didn't Do Anything.

Where's Peter?

He Went Home.

He Didn't Do
Anything Either.

I See.

So You And Peter
Didn't Do Anything, Huh?

What Happened
To Your Clothes?

I Don't Know.

There's A Big Mess
In The Kitchen.

Do You Know
Anything About It?

Somebody Had To
Have Made That Mess.

Do You Have Any Idea
Who It Might Be?

Theo?

No, I Don't Think
It Was Theo.

Vanessa?

No.

But I Think You Know
Who It Was.

You Know,
Rudy

You Could Always Tell Me
The Truth About Anything

Because I'll
Still Love You.

Mommy?

Yes?

I Broke Daddy's Juicer.

Hmm.

I Bet That Was
Real Scary.

Yeah?

I Know.

Appliances Can Be Real Hard
To Resist Sometimes.

They're Shiny,
They Make Terrific Noises

They've Got Those
Buttons That Light Up.

That's Why Your Father
Likes Them.

But Do You Know

That Machines
Can Be Dangerous

And You Could Get Hurt?

I Forgot.

You Forgot.

Rudy, When We Tell You
Not To Touch Appliances

We Think You
Should Remember.

I'll Never Go In
The Kitchen Again.

I Don't Think
That's The Answer.

Because When
I Have Dinner

One Of My Most
Favorite Things

Is Looking
At Your Face.

All Right, Do You
Feel Better Now?

Good Enough
To Help Clean Up?

Good- But First, There's
One Thing You Got To Do.

What?

Tell Your Father
What Happened.

Maybe You Can Tell Him.

No... You.

Uh-Oh.

Come On.

Dad, Isn't Rudy
Gonna Help Me?

Yes, You're Doing
The High Work;

She'll Do The Low Work.

I Just Left Them Alone
For A Minute.

Think What Would Have Happened
In A Minute And A Half.

Oh, Dad.

Cliff!

Cliff.

Yeah.

Stay Right There.

Someone Wants To Say
Something To You.

Come On, Rudy.

Rudy.

You Want To Say
Something To Me?

Daddy?

Yeah.

I Broke Your Juicer.

Is This The Same Juicer
That I Said, "Don't Touch"?

Is This The
Same Juicer

I Said, "Mine, Mine, Mine"?

Are You Mad At Me?

Yes, Yes, Yes.

I'm Sorry.

Come Here.

Okay.

Now- Rudy Huxtable,
I Hereby Find You Guilty

Of Operating A
Household Appliance

Without Permission.

With The Powers
Vested In Me

I Sentence You
To Cleaning Up

The Low Part
Of The Kitchen.

Your Sister Is
Doing The High Part.

Case Closed.

Okay.

Not So Fast.

I Propose That My
Client, Rudy Huxtable

Had An
Accomplice.

The Accomplice Is In There,
Cleaning The High Part.

I Am Not Speaking
Of That Accomplice.

Oh, Well, He's Still
In The Clothes Hamper.

That's Not Who
I Am Speaking Of.

Who Left The Juicer Plugged
Into The Electrical Socket

With The Top Off?

Theo.

I'll Remind You Of
The Penalty For Perjury

In This
State.

Did You Leave The Juicer

Plugged Into The
Electrical Socket?

See, I Don't Think That...

Just Answer The
Question, Please.

Yes Or No.

What I'm Trying...

Yes Or No.

Yeah, But She...

Then You Admit It!

You Are Guilty Of Contributing
To The Delinquency

Of A Six-
Year-Old.

I Object.

Overruled.

How Are You Gonna Be
The Judge And The Lawyer?

Because I Am!

Well, Then...

I Throw Myself At
The Mercy Of The Court.

You Are Sentenced
To Five Years

Appliance Probation

Which Means You
May Not Buy, Look At

Or Touch An Appliance
In That Period Of Time.

You're Trying To
Influence The Judge.

That's More Years.

I Find You In
Contempt Of Court-

That's More Years.

Dr. Huxtable, What
Are You Doing?

I'm Going For Life.