02x02 - Pirates vs. Ninja

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ANNOUNCER Previously You're fired!



ANNOUNCER Previously You're fired!


You're fired! Fired!


I hated that job anyway.


ZANE Now we can put all of our energy


into training Lloyd.


This won't be the last you'll see of me!


GARMADON I've never felt more powerful.


Now to destroy the ninja. Ha-ha-ha!


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


♪ And then we'll jump back Do it again ♪


♪ Ninja, go Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Ninja, go Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


[ANNOUNCER READS ON-SCREEN TEXT]


[♪♪♪]


NARRATOR Two hundred years ago.


SOTO We have spent months searching for this fabled


Island of Darkness,


but all my eyes have seen is ocean.


I fear my crew has given up,


but I hold out hope that it exists.


Captain Soto.


CREW ♪ Hardy, hardy, hardy, ho ♪


♪ Hey, we all in a yo-yo-yo ♪


This is no time for fooling around.


Who's steering the ship? Don't worry, captain.


No-Eyed Pete is behind the wheel.


No! Not No-Eyed Pete?


Awk! Left. No, the other left!


The Island of Darkness?


No, you fool, he's steered us back into Ninjago.


All hands on deck!


[♪♪♪]


Brace for impact!


[THUNDER CRASHING]


[LLOYD GRUNTING]


Good, keep it up.


Fists of fury! Unh!


You can't even see 'em move, I'm so fast! Ha!


Save the gloating.


It can only be used against you by your enemy.


Oh, please!


I'm ready to face whatever you throw at me.


[GRUNTS] Whoa, grasshopper.


You're not even ready to face my pinky toe.


I see the student has become the teacher.


You will learn fast, Lloyd,


with lessons from the four ninja.


Great, now that that lesson is over,


how about some target practice...


...on Kai!


You'll each get your turn, but first,


I don't want you to be late for your next lesson with Nya.


Aw! But when will I learn Spinjitzu?


Ah, patience.


It will only be unlocked when the key is ready to be found.


[SIGHS]


Ha! Sound familiar? I wasn't that whiny.


No, you were worse.


Heh-heh. Guys, I know we're trying


to prepare Lloyd for the future,


but it's hard to give him the best training


in these conditions. Jay's right.


I miss the Destiny's Bounty. Too bad it's gone.


Hm. I see your point.


Perhaps we could find somewhere else


to aid in his journey.


[♪♪♪]


Now that I've given him his medicine,


he should be able to fly properly soon.


But it's important to take care of him


because one day he'll be yours.


Uh, mine? Really?


NYA Sure. The elemental dragons were loyal to the four ninja.


But Ultra-Dragon, he's meant for the Green Ninja to ride.


LLOYD Whoa! I never knew that.


See? Even a samurai like myself can teach you a thing or two.


But, uh, I don't know how to fly.


It's all in the legs. Heh-heh.


He'll be the fastest and strongest dragon


in all of Ninjago.


[NYA CHUCKLES]


LLOYD Looks like he's already feeling better.


NYA Go try to get some air, big boy.


[♪♪♪]


WU It's time we search Ninjago City


for a more suitable place to train Lloyd.


Oh, but sensei, Ninjago City is huge.


It'll take us all day to find it on foot.


And without our golden weapons


we have no Spinjitzu vehicles.


How are we going to get around town?


You'll learn to travel with these.


What are those? They can transport you


anywhere you want to go in the city.


Like a magic portal?


Ooh! Or a Spinjitzu vortex?


Hey, wait a minute, these are bus tokens.



[WU CHUCKLES]


So, what does it do?


The w*apon possesses unspeakable powers.


Like what?


I told you, fool. They're unspeakable!


It kind of looks like you don't know how to use it.


Of course I know how to use it!


I just don't have anything to use it on.


SOLDIER Lord Garmadon, we spotted something!


Ah. The ninjas' pet.


What better way to test out the Mega w*apon's power.


Keep up with him, you slithering idiots!


Don't let him get away!


Eliminate dragon!


Keep it straight!


Destroy!


Fire! Annihilate!


Bad dragon!


sh**t it down pretty, pretty please?


I can't concentrate with us jostling around.


Obviously, if I had a proper crew


that could fly this ship, I would've had a clear sh*t.


This is all your fault.


[YELLS]


They dare mock me? Aah!


How does this w*apon work?


[GRUNTS]


Ah. What's this?


Captain Soto.


Captain's Log.


You mean this ship belonged to a pirate crew


long before the ninja ever had it?


Now this crew sounds like they knew how to fly a ship.


I wish they were here


to show these scaly idiots how it's done.


What? What is happening?


[GRUNTING]


The power of the Mega w*apon,


it won't let me let go of it!


I feel weak...


SOTO All hands on deck!


What has it done?


SOTO I am Captain Soto.


Captain Soto?


COLE This is where Lloyd is going to train?


Ha! It's better than our dumpy apartment.


Welcome to Grand Sensei Darreth's Mojo Dojo.


I am Grand Sensei Darreth.


And I dare-th you to join my dojo.


Hee-ya!


[GRUNTING]


[NINJAS GASP]


[ALL SIGH]


Face the wall of karate trophies.


If you look closely, my name is on all of them.


That is because I am a highly skilled karate machine.


Look, Darreth,


we're wondering if we could share your dojo.


You see, we've been put in charge


of training this little guy


to become the greatest ninja in all of Ninjago.


Not possible, for I am the greatest in the land.


How many trophies do you have?


Look, pal, we're the guys that just saved the city


from that giant snake.


Heh. Am I looking at Lord Garmadon?


Because unless I'm stupid, and I'm not,


Lord Garmadon destroyed the Devourer.


Heh-heh. That's been a huge misunderstanding.


Actually, we were the ones who dest--


I'll let you train here but only on one condition.


You can defeat me.


If you succeed, we will share the dojo.


Unh! That's right, I, Grand Sensei Darreth,


master of all animal fighting styles,


challenge one of you to a battle.


I know the Tiger. Rwarr!


The Python.


Penguin. Awk, awk!


[DARRETH SCREAMS]


How did you--?


You might know animals, but we know Spinjitzu.


You can train in my dojo anytime.


[PIRATES & SNAKES GROWLING]


When I wished it to destroy the dragon, it wouldn't.


But when I wished for a better crew...


The Mega w*apon doesn't have the power to destroy,


it only has the power to create.


I still don't see how you got on our ship!


Your ship? We built her!


So why don't you slither yourself off the plank?


I finally have a crew I can be proud of.


Batten down the hatches, fellas!


Who you calling fellas, Four Arms?


Me, Lord Garmadon.


I created you, you fool.


I am your captain now.


Created me?


I be Captain Soto, stealer of the seas.


Raise your w*apon.



The Mega w*apon must've created them.


But now Garmadon's too weak to use it.


Take it from him.


Unh! No, don't!


It's too powerful! Only I can--


Only I have the power to wield the Mega w*apon.


It may have drained my powers for now,


but when my strength returns, I'll deal with you.


Then that's too bad for you,


because we're taking back our ship!


Lock him and all his reptilian friends into the brig!


Awk! Left!


No, your other left! Awk!


[GRUNTING]


Someone's done something to my ship.


Ah. She ain't like how we left her.


Hm, must be some sort of treasure map.


[♪♪♪]


Flying! Awk! Flying!


Ah, your bird speaks the truth.


A flying ship! Oh, this is too good.


Just wait till they get a load of us.


[SOTO LAUGHS]


You must be light on your feet.


When you strike with your fists, concentrate.


You may be small, but you're strong.


[LLOYD GRUNTS THEN ALL GASP]


That was the power of the Staff of Quakes!


And you did it without the Golden w*apon!


That must be why you have the potential


to be the greatest ninja.


You can harness all of the elemental powers.


Really? Cool.


With this power, you must be careful.


You must control it before it controls you.


I have to admit, not bad for a kid.


But instead of boards, how about ?


Stack 'em, boys.


[SIGHS]


And perhaps if I, Grand Sensei Darreth,


can break through them all,


you will allow me to join your team and become


the Brown Ninja!


Heh. The Brown Ninja? You gotta be joking.


Sorry, pal. Club's already full.


Okay, okay. Then maybe this demonstration


of my superhuman strength may persuade you.


Jeffy, Phil, are we ready?


BOTH Yes, Grand Sensei Darreth!


Observe.


I call upon the greatest animal to give me strength,


the Dragon.


Hee-yah!


[SCREAMS]


[ALL LAUGH]


Oh, man, ow!


[ALL SCREAMING]


What is this place, captain?


A place to plunder.


Never have my eyes seen such treasures.


Boys, take whatever you want!


Are those pirates?


Fire!


Great, now what?


Hey, you can't do that! Ha-ha!


[HORN HONKS]


Aye, a creature.


Let's give him a taste of our steel.


[PASSENGERS SCREAMING]


It surrenders and gives us its loot.


SOTO Have at it, boys!


Oh! That's our ship!


But pirates?


Pirates haven't been around for centuries.


ZANE I sense Lord Garmadon is somehow behind this.


How are we gonna follow them?


Perhaps this can be of some use.


I can't believe I'm saying this,


but follow that ship!


I don't like the kid coming along.


It's too dangerous. Please, please.


I'll be super good!


The powers inside you


are still too great, too uncontrollable.


COLE One of these days you'll be able to join us.


Sorry, kid. [LLOYD SIGHS]


[♪♪♪]


[ALL GRUNT]


Come on, people!


We're trying to save the city here!


COLE It's getting away!


Oh!


[ALL SIGH]


[CROWD SCREAMING]


This is my chance to prove they need the Brown Ninja.


Let's do this.


Hee-ya!


Surrender, or face the Brown Ninja.


Pajama Man! Get him!


The Wolf! Awoo!



The Spider! The Hippo!


[DARRETH SNORTING]


[PIRATES LAUGHING]


[DARRETH GASPS]


Those swords are really sharp.


[LAUGHS]


Aw, nuts.


Mates, keep an eye out


for any other silly masked pajama people.


DARRETH Oh! Please! Help!


Ah, dang it, Darreth.


We need to get onboard that ship.


Ah. There are other ways


a ninja can hide in plain sight.


Wow.


[PIRATES GROWLING]


Ha-ha! How about we have him walk the plank?


[PIRATES CHEER AND LAUGH]


You're making a big mistake.


Don't make me call upon the dragon.


JAY We have to save him.


We can't get close enough without blowing our cover.


Who here wants to see him go splat?


[PIRATES CHEER]


JAY Who here wants to see him live?


[PIRATES CHEER]


PIRATES Huh?


Heh-heh. The plank's getting shorter, huh?


We don't need to do this, fellas.


I'm a lousy martial artist.


What I do, I wouldn't even call it an art.


I know I say I'm a brown belt, but I painted it.


And my trophies, they're all fake.


[BOTH GROAN]


[SCREAMING]


[LLOYD CHEERS]


DARRETH I-- I called the dragon!


I called the dragon!


[LAUGHS]


NINJAS Ninja, go!


More pajama men?


Where? I can't see!


Ninja versus pirates. Who will win?


[ALL YELL]


[♪♪♪]


[GROWLING]


[PIRATES YELL]


[♪♪♪]


[PIRATE GRUNTS]


[♪♪♪]


[ZANE GRUNTING]


[♪♪♪]


[THUDS]


Awk! Left!


No, the other left! Awk!


[GRUNTS]


PARROT Right!


[GRUNTS]


[ALL GRUNTING]


COLE Unh, Jay! Oops!


[SOTO LAUGHS]


LLOYD Ninja, go!


Pirate, go!


[BOTH GRUNTING]


Lloyd, you're not supposed to be here!


[GRUNTING]


[KAI GRUNTING]


[SCREAMS]


Sorry about that!


I'll pay for that!


Ah, that's gonna leave a mark!


Oops. heh-heh.


[GARMADON CHUCKLES]


[GRUNTING]


Come here, you blurry little munchkin!


[GRUNTING]


LLOYD Ninja, go!


Whoa! Spinjitzu.


I just did Spinjitzu for the first time!


[KAI SCREAMS]


[LLOYD YELLS]


GARMADON My son. He's growing stronger.


[GRUNTING]


Lloyd, don't!


Your powers are too uncontrollable!


[LLOYD GASPS]


[NINJAS GROANING]


You lose, Pajama People.


NINJAS Huh?


SOTO Now you're walking the plank.


[PIRATES LAUGH]


[LOUD THUDDING]


PIRATES Huh?


[♪♪♪]


[PIRATES YELLING]


[♪♪♪]


Who wins between pirates and ninja?


It's Samurai! [NYA LAUGHS]


[JAY SIGHS]


Good work, team.



Don't forget to include this guy.


[CHUCKLES]


Uh, that your ship? It sure is.


GARMADON Sorry. You snooze, you lose.


Lord Garmadon! Dad!


You're becoming stronger, son,


but you'll never be strong enough to defeat me.


Give up, before it's too late.


[SIGHS]


Have it your way!


Another day, ninja, another day!


Ah, great. Lord Garmadon is back,


and now he's got our ship.


Well, at least we've got this little guy.


[GARMADON CACKLING]


[DARRETH WHISTLING]


[JAY GRUNTS]


Oh, come on, guys.


I dare-eth you to forgive me.


[NINJAS LAUGH] Huh?


[CHUCKLES]


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪


♪ Ninja, go ♪


♪ Come on, come on, come on And do the weekend whip ♪


♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪