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Love Classified (2022)

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Love Classified (2022)

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Well, the first thing

you have to understand is...

Romance isn't all about

cleverly plotted meet-cutes

and low-stakes misunderstandings

easily resolved

over the course

of a musical montage.

Don't get me wrong.

Those work.

I-I love those stories.

I just... I think there's room

for other types

of love stories, too.

Money!

- Okay. Okay.

- Act like you know me.

Some duos might

look like the perfect pairing,

outwardly...

when, in fact...

they're headed for a split.

All right.

- Hey.

- Hey.

Often, the most

satisfying stories are the ones

that subvert your expectations.

Because the truth is,

the most romantic stories...

are often

the least typical.

You see, researchers

studying online dating

discovered

if a person's too focused

on checking off a list of

rigid criteria in a partner,

if they're too fixated

on finding a...

Quote, unquote... "soulmate,"

they're likely to miss out

on their true complement,

a partner whose differences

fit their own

like interwoven fingers,

creating a firm lock.

Hey, watch where you're going.

Sorry. The sidewalk

is for sharing.

A romantic character

shouldn't be flawless.

They need complexities.

Depth.

It's their growth along the way

that makes them truly worth

an epic love story.

Uh, excuse me?

- Hey.

- Hi!

You took my coffee.

Thanks.

Well, that's

my philosophy, anyway,

and it's served me well.

Can't argue with

the New York Times'

best-seller list.

Ma'am, sorry to interrupt,

but we've arrived.

If you've changed your mind,

I can take you

back to the airport.

No, no, no.

It's really now or never.

Ms. Emilia Bloom.

You know, I've been trying

to keep a bit of

a lower profile these days.

We are honored to have

Pennfield's best-selling author

staying here with us this week.

I hope this means

you'll be doing

a reading from your latest book?

The romance fans of Pennfield

finally convinced my publisher

to send me home.

I believe we reserved

the penthouse?

Yes, Ms. Bloom.

And of course, you have access

to all of our amenities.

- Mm.

- That includes

our top-of-the-line gym...

Won't be needing that.

As well as our martini bar.

Mm. Much more my speed.

Could I...

have my key, then?

Oh!

So sorry.

You wouldn't mind signing this

for me, would you?

Who should I make it out to?

"The Bloomeria."

I sent an email last week,

but I'm still waiting

on a shipment of

12 artisanal planters,

two cases of assorted crystals,

and, uh...

let me think, um...

Terrariums?

Yes! 12 glass terrariums.

Thank you.

Uh, if I could speak

to a real human being

instead of an inbox,

maybe we could sort this out?

Thank you.

Hannah, how is that you can

follow my conversation,

update your socials,

and watch the front of the store

all at the same time?

Gen Z.

Digital native at your service.

Did you clean the potting area?

Yep.

Switch out

the front-window displays?

Obviously.

Water the succulents?

Trick question.

They're on a biweekly schedule.

Listen, I can't help it

if the rapid development

of new tech

has shaped me into

a flawless multitasker.

It's a blessing and a curse.

What are you posting, anyway?

Most recently?

Our sticky-fingered friend.

What am I looking at?

The Classifie app?

There's, like, a million apps.

How am I supposed to keep track?

Exactly why you'd love this one.

Sort of an all-in-one...

Local events and dating stuff

rolled into one.

And, uh, shaming

local shoplifters?

Exactly.

Like a bulletin board

for the neighborhood.

Digital classifieds.

Okay, this guy's looking for

pictures of feet.

No, thank you.

Come on, Taylor.

Every neighborhood

has its endearing weirdos.

Not all the posts are like that.

You should seriously consider

advertising The Bloomeria

on here.

A bunch of local shops do it.

Between Two Covers posts

for all their in-store events.

- Really?

- Check it out.

"Calling all book lovers."

Flash your Classifie app

at checkout

"for a free gift with purchase."

- What're they giving away?

- I don't know.

Naughty bookmarks, maybe?

That's not the point.

The point is,

it draws in new customers.

I will think about it.

You know you won't.

Just say you won't.

I will think about it!

Okay, so I know that we've gone

back and forth on this

a few times,

but I really think this design

is gonna do the trick.

I think it captures the spirit

and the-the energy

that, uh, Between Two Covers

has, um, uh...

brought back to the Pennfield

business district, you know?

It's bold.

It's graphic,

and I-it announces...

"We sell books here."

So, you know, that's, uh...

I'd be ready start

priming the wall

just as soon as, you know,

you give me the go-ahead

on the design.

And I want to sign off.

I told you,

the owner is very particular...

I have to clear everything

past them.

Right. Yeah. This mysterious

owner that I've never met.

What can I say?

They're a private person.

Yeah. So we're 100% sure

that they exist, right?

This isn't some ploy

I've made up

to frustrate you, Zach.

Trust me, I have better ways

to spend my time, too.

Is everything okay?

Bowling league drama.

You know, they lured me in with

their clever Classifie post,

but it's only been a month,

and there's already in-fighting

over the lane assignments

at Langford Lanes.

Langford Lanes.

Wow. Used to love that place.

Um...

so when do you think

I can get an answer on these?

Uh, soon.

Hopefully, definitely soon.

So, is it, like,

a singles' thing, or...?

No. It's not a singles' thing.

Why is it that everyone assumes

a single woman

with a fulfilling career

and an active social life

is still on the hunt for a man?

- No. I didn't really mean...

- I'm stuck at home

with my five long-haired cats,

watching bridal shows,

and dreaming of the day

some man will save me

from my lonely spinster life?

I love those shows!

I only have one cat.

She requires a lot less feeding

than a boyfriend.

I like my life!

Yeah.

Got it. Sure. Um...

Just bowling. Yep.

That's all I'm saying.

Yeah. I guess

I just thought that Classifie

was like a dating app, so...

Some people use it that way.

I don't.

Well, who needs

that headache, right?

Sorry I went a bit off there.

No. No, no.

I'd say it was very, uh...

uh...

Hostile?

No. No.

I-I was gonna say "righteous."

Uh...

we'll get...

back to you on these.

- Yes.

- Uh, uh...

- Free bookmark...

- Great.

For your troubles?

All right.

You ever read through

two of these and realize

the posters are actually perfect

for each other,

if only they'd connect

and figure it out?

Yeah, I think you overestimate

the amount of time I spend

thinking about the love lives

of strangers on an app.

Like... Like this one.

They're asking for advice

on starting

an urban vegetable garden,

this one wants to meet up

with local vegans.

How perfect is that?

Let me see that, okay?

Neither of these people

is looking for

a romantic connection.

Franki.

Everybody's looking

for a romantic connection,

even the vegans.

Please tell me you don't

message these people?

Um... ahem.

Yeah, very selectively. Yeah.

You are like a nosy grandmother!

My online persona is more...

"hard-to-nail-down

man of mystery."

Maybe I'm available.

Maybe I'm not.

Maybe you're delusional, yeah?

Ah...

'kay, this person, for example,

needs me.

They're never gonna find

their soulmate

with a post like this.

"Ready to bloom

where I'm planted...

Creative soul

seeks deeper connections."

Translation...

"I'm a friendless loner

whose therapist says

I need to put myself

out there more."

They need me!

You are reading way too much

into that.

Oh, really?

It continues.

"Let's share

all Pennfield has to offer."

That's... That's...

What is wrong with that?

What?

What is wrong with that?

That's too transactional!

Translation...

"I don't care

how cheap this date is,

we're still

splitting the bill."

Okay, now you're just

twisting their words.

No. These people aren't...

desperate.

Maybe just clich.

This is why you're still single.

No, that is not why I'm single.

God, just promise me

you won't message that guy.

Excuse me?

Francesca...

this sad, ineffective post

was clearly written by a woman.

"I'm ready to blossom

where I'm planted?"

Come on,

that screams Georgia O'Keeffe.

Okay.

Well, man, woman... whoever...

They're just looking

for some company.

Okay? Nothing wrong with that.

Okay, if that's how you feel...

she's within

a five-mile radius.

Go get her, Franki.

N... No! You know what?

I-I don't have the time.

Between work

and my extremely

high-maintenance friendships,

my plate is full.

Besides, there's no algorithm

on Earth

that can accurately predict

romantic compatibility.

You're right.

It's all... chemistry.

It's like...

taking a seat at the local bar,

striking up a conversation

with a handsome stranger...

What can I get you?

Mm...

let's talk gin.

Now, my know-it-all editor

says I need to incorporate

more social media into my books.

Says it's so ubiquitous

these days,

that a world without it

is entirely too fictional.

So you're catfishing locals

as you travel from town to town?

Excuse me?

I am doing research

while I'm on my book tour.

Ah.

Professional catfishing, then.

I am not trying to fool anybody,

or pretending

to be somebody else.

The last thing

I'm looking for is love.

I want access.

Yeah? Access to what?

Banking information?

No, I'm good there.

I bet you are.

People's hopes...

and dreams...

and hangups.

You know?

To my editor's point...

We all live online these days.

You know, we're not individuals

so much as usernames

that are connected to a catalog

of things that we consume...

Like, TV, movies...

organic dishwashing detergent,

There's no accidental discovery.

You know?

And it's life through a filter,

- and it's just...

- It's kind of superficial?

Exactly!

Given the opportunity

for some good old-fashioned,

analog exchange,

you can get somebody to confess

their deepest longings and fears

in no time.

Mm.

I'm sure you run across that

in your line of work...

A stranger comes in,

bellies up to the bar,

- and starts...

- Oversharing?

- It happens all the time.

- Mm-hmm.

See?

We are all starving

for real, tangible connection.

Like this poster...

"Ready to Bloom."

Sounds dreamy. Next!

Uh, no!

Lonely is great.

There is always a story there.

So...

"Dear Ready to Bloom... "

Oh, that's a good start.

"I have just landed in town

and I need a tour guide."

- Oh?

- Is that good?

It's a little on-the-nose,

but sure.

Okay. "Would you like

to see your city"

through a stranger's eyes?"

Wait. I thought

you used to live here.

Uh, yeah, but that was

a long time ago.

Anyway, I'm just casting a line,

and seeing if anything catches.

Cheers.

Oh.

Looks like Mr. Lonely was

waitin' by his phone.

Wow. That was fast.

You can never know

where the first moment

of connection could lead.

Maybe he's married, or...

Or a serial k*ller.

Or straight.

Or straight!

You just never know until

you put yourself out there.

What is that,

an exciting new prospect?

It's hard to say.

- Let's see!

- It's hard to say!

So, sometimes, you gotta,

you know, take it offline.

Is that all

you're gonna give me?

No more juicy details

for you, Frankie. 'Kay?

You need to stop

living vicariously

and go have an adventure

of your own.

But I... I love juicy details.

You know this about me.

I gotta take off.

All right.

I'll see ya.

Hey, go ahead and clock out.

I'll lock up.

A whole ten minutes early?

What, have you been

body-swapped by aliens?

No. It's slow for customers,

and my brother

just punked on family dinner,

so I'm just gonna order takeout

and make sure that I've watched

everything made for TV.

Alternatively, you could,

I don't know,

maybe try to have fun?

Ah, fun is for your twenties.

Go.

Make some questionable decisions

for the both of us.

I will try my best.

See ya tomorrow, boss.

Goodnight, honey.

Thank you.

You're hitting it off with

the lonely local, aren't you?

No, he's funny.

He's a little awkward, but...

but funny.

It's strange, because he kind of

reminds me of my husband.

You're married?

I was.

Oh, don't worry.

He's dead now.

- Oh.

- I invited, uh,

"Ready to Bloom"

to come and join us.

What, you invited them here?

Yeah, well, you have to meet

a stranger in a public place...

That's just common sense.

Now we just wait

and see who walks

through that door.

"The heart is a muscle

that requires exercise."

Yeah.

I am so going to regret this.

Well?

Any updates?

Radio silence.

- Boo.

- Yeah, I'm calling it a night.

It seems that my lonely local

has not been enticed.

Or maybe he slipped in

just under the wire.

Mom?

What're you doing here?

When did you get here?

What, are you visiting,

or staying?

Why didn't you text or...

It was a last-minute addition

to my book tour and...

I was gonna reach out

first thing tomorrow!

Hello, hello!

Ah.

So your publisher finally

sent you to Pennfield?

Yeah, well, you know, it's not

always about the total reach,

but the level of enthusiasm.

They thought that

a passionate hometown crowd

would generate excellent press

for my latest release.

Well...

welcome home.

Are you staying here?

Mm. The penthouse suite.

Well, why don't you just

stay at the house?

I mean, there's plenty of space.

I left your room the same...

Your shoes, Dad's ties.

Oh. You know,

I wouldn't want to impose or...

Ahem. But look at you!

You look so handsome.

I mean, what are you doing here?

Are you meeting someone? A date?

Um...

I-I w... I was, yeah, kind of.

Oh? Look at me.

Wrecking your plans already.

Well, where is she, then?

I don't know, um...

it's kind of

an unconventional setup.

Oh, a blind date?

On Classifie...

actually.

Oh?

Yeah, I don't know

what she looks like,

I don't even know her name.

She just told me

to meet her at the bar

and she likes gin martinis.

She's not coming.

You're "Ready to Bloom,"

aren't you?

Oh... no.

No, no! No. No.

Don't be embarrassed.

No, I think that these things

probably happen all the time.

What? To who?

I finally post to that app

and I pick up my mom

who doesn't even

live here anymore?

You know what? I think that

it proves that you and I,

we're compatible.

- Mom!

- What?

Wait. Why are you even

on the Classifie app?

I mean, are you dating again?

W...

First of all,

don't look so horrified.

No, I'm not.

I am just doing research

for my-my... my book.

That's all.

You're catfishing strangers

for research?

That's what I said.

Wait. Does Taylor even know

that you're here?

Well...

You're not

"The Heart is a Muscle,"

are you?

It's me.

I'm... I'm "Rooting4U."

Thanks?

No.

N-Not actually rooting...

it's my screen-name.

From Classifie?

Wrong guy.

Right. Clearly.

Uh, sorry. E-Enjoy the coffee.

You know...

I was worried that

you might be too cool for me.

But thanks for putting

my mind at ease.

I'm Franki.

Francesca.

Nice to meet you.

It's just the third shelf

to your left.

Hello.

Hello...

- Emilia Bloom.

- Yes.

Uh, welcome to...

Between Two Covers.

We weren't expecting you. Yet.

But I confirmed the dates

with your publisher and, um...

Emilia Bloom.

And do you have a name?

Yes.

And it is...?

Uh, Margot! Heh.

- Manager.

- Ah!

Well, Margot the Manager,

I came in a few days early

to make the most of

this last stop on my tour.

You may know that I lived

in Pennfield for many years.

I know everything about you.

I mean, everything

that is normal to know.

Okay, well, I am looking

for a little hole-in-the-wall

jewelry shop

where my husband

used to buy me things,

and I feel certain

that it is just

right around here somewhere.

It was just

right around the corner.

Oh!

But they went out of business.

About three-ish years ago?

Three years? Really?

Yeah, uh,

it's a coffee shop now.

Super-cute.

I can, uh, take you there,

if you want.

Uh...

are-aren't you

supposed to be working?

- Oh!

- Yeah.

I think you should stay working,

and you should

get everybody very excited

about my book reading, okay?

Okay. I am.

I mean, we are!

All of us.

Okay.

Oh, actually, Margot?

- Yes, Ms. Bloom?

- Um...

do you happen

to have some water?

'Cause I forgot to take...

my vitamins.

I, uh...

I'm not sure why I...

Sorry.

I'm-I'm... I'm Taylor.

Yeah, you thought I was a guy,

didn't you?

No.

I mean...

Yes. Yes, I did.

- Guilty.

- No. It's all good.

It happens all the time

in my line of work.

Which is...

personal training?

No!

I'm flattered, but no.

I'm...

Sorry. Just the screen-name...

"HeartlsAMuscle"?

Yeah, I-I'm a doctor.

Cardiologist.

- A doctor?

- Yeah.

I've got the MD

and the med school debt

to prove it.

That's great.

Not the debt part. Um...

Hey. Taylor, if, um,

if you're not interested...

In coffee...

You just say the word.

Personally, I love coffee,

so I'm fine with my latte

either way.

Ah!

- Margot?

- Mm-hmm?

Is everything okay?

I just met Emilia... Bloom.

Already?

I-I thought

you confirmed the dates?

I did, uh,

but she's in town early

and she just... ha!

casually swung by.

Is she still in the shop?

No, she just left.

But she is exactly like

I always imagined...

Smart and glamorous.

Ha!

Total force of nature.

Oh, did you...

did you want to meet her?

I'm sorry, you're usually

a behind-the-scenes guy.

No! No, no. I-It's fine.

Actually, it's for the best.

We've already met.

You know Emilia Bloom?

Why didn't you say something?

Well, because I don't

actually "know her" know her.

Not anymore.

Anyway.

This design doesn't really...

show what makes us special.

But we're a bookstore.

Yeah.

I'd like him

to take another pass.

Less books.

I'll let him down gently.

So you really had no idea?

No. How could I?

It's anonymous.

Well, my best friend, Max,

is convinced that he can tell...

Like, age, gender,

level of desperation...

Well, I am happy

to prove him wrong...

If you guys have that kind of,

you know,

casual, competitive friendship.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

Ever since pre-med.

Mm.

How is the latte, by the way?

Delicious.

You know, I've been meaning

to come in here for ages.

My shop

is right around the corner,

but it's just...

It's hard to get away

during work hours.

It's my first year in business,

so it's kind of make-or-break.

You don't have any help?

No, I do.

I have a college junior

who might just be better

at my job than I am.

Mm.

It's just, I...

You like being in control.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess I do.

Um, so, your post actually

really resonated

with, uh,

being a fellow workaholic.

Now, I really think

that we should re-frame it

as "high-achieving

and detail-oriented."

Mm?

Yeah, there's plenty of people

who get total fulfillment

from their work.

I wish I got total fulfillment.

I think, at this point,

it's mostly just total fear.

Oh?

Yeah. I'm not, obviously,

dealing with

life-or-death stakes

the way you are,

but my business

does consume my life.

I'm there morning till night,

and then,

even when I'm not there,

I'm just worried that it's,

you know, catching fire,

or getting robbed,

or failing.

Wow. I really need to see

this flower shop now.

You know, it's actually

more of a, um,

plant store

and artisanal goods boutique.

But... you're welcome any time.

All right.

I have a question for you.

sh**t.

I don't want to offend

or anything...

It's gonna be a good one, then.

Why did you post

in the first place?

Uh, you know, you seem

to have a great career

and incredible friends.

Don't people try to set you up

all the time?

Most of the time,

it's really just my patients

trying to set me up

with their grandkids.

And always women?

Are you asking

who they try to set me up with,

or who I would actually

take out?

The latter, I guess.

I had girlfriends in college

and, um...

dated women here and there

throughout med school.

And, um, it-it just got easier

to be a fantastic physician

than a fantastic partner.

I think now I finally

have my feet under me,

and if I don't put myself

back out there now...

maybe I never will.

Uh, who knows.

Maybe there's someone out there

who feels the same

and, you know, wants to...

Share a life together?

Yeah, that, or I was gonna say

just a nice bottle of wine

and a movie?

Oh! Yeah. Yeah.

That sounds more... sane.

Light and spontaneous. Right?

I can't remember the last time

I did something spontaneous.

Doesn't this count?

Yeah. I guess it does.

Well, good.

Look at you.

Look at me.

Look at us.

Hope you don't mind...

I had to open without you.

I texted.

Did you?

Hmm! I didn't notice.

It looks great, though.

You never let me open solo.

No?

No.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm great. I...

I don't know.

Maybe I'm over-caffeinated?

No.

You're, like, the opposite

of over-caffeinated.

Where's my real boss?

The one who likes to shelve

the aloe plants by height?

She's just trying to be

more open to things.

You know?

But do not touch

the aloe plants.

Want me to get that?

Nah, I got it.

Mom.

Look at this place!

You really did it!

What are you doing here?

Well, I thought it was time

to come and see what

my children have been up to.

And...

I mean, uh, just look at this!

The pots and the plants and...

it's just fantastic.

And you really look the part of

a scrappy young business owner.

Because I am, Mom.

This is not a costume.

No, no.

It sure is not.

Of course. I know that.

It's so great

to see you, Taylor.

I really missed you.

Miss Bloom.

- Oh, hi.

- Hi. I'm Hannah.

Nice to meet you.

Taylor didn't mention

you were coming to Pennfield.

Well, um, I'm...

I'm really just passing through.

In fact, you should come

to my reading

at Between Two Covers...

- Ah.

- Later this week.

Now it makes sense.

I wanted to invite

you and Zach personally.

Ah, wow. That's so nice.

Sort of how I invited you

to my grand opening.

Oh! I know I so wish

I could've gotten away for that.

Yeah. Yeah, me too, Mom.

It's been a long time.

Well, as a young

business owner yourself,

you understand how crucial it is

to prioritize...

Everything but family, yeah.

Is it Hannah?

Yeah.

- Would you mind...?

- Oh, yeah!

I-I'll just go, uh...

I'm gonna measure

the aloe plants.

Uh...

I am here now, Taylor.

And I really am

looking forward to spending time

with you and your brother.

We have so much to catch up on.

Yeah, well, unfortunately,

I'm really quite busy.

Um...

I don't know,

maybe if you'd called ahead...

or-or ever.

I-I sent birthday cards

and letters.

[{chuckles bitterly] Yeah.

Yeah, Zach still hangs those

on the fridge.

I'm sure he'd love to see you.

Look, I'll... I'll try and come

to your thing.

Okay? I know how

really important it is to you.

Thank you.

But I didn't

just come here for work.

Because we have a lot of things

that we need to discuss.

Ahem. Important things.

What? Did you decide

to sell the house? Evict Zach?

Yeah. Figured that was coming.

Taylor. No.

Your father trusted me

to do the right thing,

and I will always

take care of you and Zach.

Mom, you left.

As soon as he died.

We went from having

two loving parents to none,

in the space of a year.

That's not

something you can just fix

with a pitstop

on your book tour.

Now, look, I'm sorry,

but I really do

have to get back to work,

which I'm sure you understand.

Yeah.

Oh!

Oh...

Miss Bloom!

Are you okay?

No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

Ohh...

I'm calling an ambulance.

No, no, no, don't do that.

I'm fine.

I'm feeling much better already.

Okay, great.

Then that gives me enough time

to drive you to the hospital.

I just over-exerted myself,

that's all.

I'm going to finish

this glass of water,

go back to my penthouse suite,

order room service,

and kick back

for the rest of the night.

That sounds extremely glamorous.

Unfortunately...

I can't let you leave.

If this is a "Misery" situation,

I want you to know,

I do carry pepper spray

in my purse.

I'm not going to kidnap you

and force you

to write me a book.

Well, that's a relief.

It's just...

I know what those pills are.

My grandpa took the same ones

before he...

The pills...

well, Margot...

you got me there.

The truth is

that I am...

Well, I'm on a deadline

for my next book,

and I haven't written

a word in months.

I just found out

that my daughter hates me.

And I think

it's just a little unfair

that I am having

to work through all of that...

while dealing

with a teeny-tiny hiccup

of just recently having had

a heart attack,

and that's

what the pills are for.

Okay, are you having

a teeny-tiny...

heart attack right now?

I don't think so.

You don't think so?

Mom?

So you did know.

I was gonna text you.

She wanted to surprise you.

Yeah, well, she did.

She showed up

at The Bloomeria today

and acted like

it hadn't been five years.

And I take it

that it was a warm welcome?

I think

she's really trying, Tay.

Do not "Tay" me.

Were you two co-conspirators

on this?

- Did you plan this whole thing?

- No!

I didn't even know

she was coming.

I just...

I don't know.

Maybe it's time to leave

the past in the past.

Cut her a break.

Yeah, of course,

she tracked you down first.

All right, what's that mean?

You're just like Dad.

Okay, first of all,

she didn't track me down.

- Okay, whatever you say.

- And furthermore,

what is wrong

with being like Dad?

Come on, Zach.

You let people

take advantage of you.

All the time.

- That's not true.

- Really?

So you wanna tell me

how many drafts

you've done of these murals?

What, five? Six?

Sometimes,

you just have to cut your losses

and stop holding on

to that tiny shred of hope

that people won't

continually disappoint you.

I...

I didn't come...

I don't... I don't

want to fight with you.

I'd rather you fight with me

than with Mom.

I'm sorry.

I-I didn't mean...

I think you said

exactly what you meant to say.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe I am a pushover, like Dad.

But I would rather

be that than...

You know she's only here

for her book signing, right?

She didn't come to apologize.

It's not about us.

- I should get back to this.

- Sure.

Zach.

She had five years

to fix all of this.

It's too late.

So, I will tolerate

Mom's presence in Pennfield

because I love you.

But no matter what

you want to believe,

I know

that Mom'll be out of here

as soon as she gets her fill

of her hero worship.

I'm listening.

Okay, so, she's never

dated a woman before.

So she's straight.

Aren't we evolved enough

to admit that human sexuality

exists on a spectrum?

Okay, so she's bi?

No. I don't

want to assign labels

or make any assumptions, okay?

She said

she's never met a woman

who interests her before.

And sometimes,

you just don't know

until you know. You know?

So again, I ask,

what's the problem?

I just... I don't want

to fall for her if we're...

If we're destined to end up

as platonic friends.

Okay.

There was this...

thing between us.

You really liked her, huh?

Yeah, of course, I did,

which inevitably means

I'm never gonna

hear from her again.

Pfft. Come on.

Look, that's probably her.

Go on. Check it.

Go on.

Check it.

"Need to blow off some steam.

Are you up for an adventure

outside of the coffee shop?"

Ooh...

She's asking me out

on a date, right?

Yeah. "An adventure."

That could mean anything.

Is it a date or-or not a date?

Oh! Oh, so now you understand

the value of labels?

I got it. Yeah.

- Not helping!

- Ow, ow, ow. Okay, okay.

So...

just ask her

for some clarification.

But, like...

in a flirty way.

"Flirty" clarification?

- Mm-hmm.

- Okay.

Okay. Yes.

Um...

I-I don't know how to do that.

What?

What's good? Whatcha doing?

Super-cas.

Now I'm actually interested.

I may have gone on a date...

through that app.

You used Classifie?

Boss!

I'm so proud!

What?

Did you totally blow it?

No.

At least...

I don't think I did.

It was supposed to be

a quick coffee

and we talked for three hours.

Hah.

I knew something was up.

You never let me open solo.

Then I asked if they wanted

to go on another date,

and it's been

three blinking dots.

Ouch.

Wait. So that is bad?

Well, not necessarily,

but it's probably

more complicated

than you thought.

Like, I don't know,

maybe he's seeing

multiple people,

and he really likes you,

but he just doesn't want

to lead you on,

in case he really likes

someone else more.

Or he's married.

That's always a possibility.

I don't think so.

You don't know.

People lie.

Well, he's not married,

and he's not dating a lot...

What am I even saying?

Uh...

he...

isn't a he.

What is this for?

First of all,

I'm super proud of you

for embracing

this new possibility.

And second,

getting ghosted by a woman

has got to be so much harder.

Wow.

I'm not getting ghosted.

Am I?

Hannah!

Okay, I'm just gonna say,

"Would love to see you again.

Is this a date-date

or not a date?"

Right?

Do... Do-Do not send that.

- No?

- No!

Just give me the phone.

I'll handle this.

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah, I got this.

Oh! No, I gotta get that.

This is Dr. Murray speaking.

I'll be right there.

Bye.

Go. Go. I got this.

I know things might

seem dark right now,

but I-I promise, in time,

you'll find other women.

Or men. Or whatever.

You made real strides today.

You're not gonna pass out,

are you?

I'm not trying

to make this about me.

Okay.

What is it?

Is she having a heart attack?

Is she dying?

Just, um, you can ignore Margot.

Okay. Is this your daughter?

No, no. She's actually

my bookseller.

Oh! Which reminds me,

uh, you should really

come to my book reading.

Yes, um... yes, okay.

- Emilia.

- Hmm?

When you transferred

into my care,

you promised me

that you were gonna...

You were gonna stop drinking,

you were gonna

monitor your diet,

and you were gonna take

your medication religiously.

And you assured me that you had

the necessary support systems

in place

to help you do that here.

Well, I have, um...

I have Margot!

She is very...

supportive.

And I have you!

I'm your doctor.

Yes! Yes.

Emilia.

I thought the whole point of

receiving treatment in Pennfield

was so that you could be

closer to your family,

for their support.

Why aren't they here?

Yeah.

Well, I am, um,

I am working on that.

Well, your chart indicates

that you're not.

And I'm concerned that you could

have another cardiac event.

Okay, I will do better.

I-I-I will do better, better,

better, better, I promise.

Well, I'm telling you,

at this point,

you have no other option.

A mimosa while you wait,

Ms. Bloom?

Oh! Yes, please.

Actually...

sorry, could you just give me

the juice part?

And...

an herbal tea?

No problem.

- Hi.

- Hi!

Uh... are you being followed?

Am I?

Zach, it's a joke.

Sit down!

Sorry. It's just...

just feels strange,

not inviting Taylor.

I doubt you're gonna

get spotted here,

because, apparently, she never

steps foot outside of her shop.

We still do family dinner.

- Every week.

- You do?

I think you two have been

good for each other.

We didn't really have

a choice, so.

Your juice...

and the tea.

Oh, no, sorry,

she only drinks coffee.

Buckets and buckets of coffee.

No, no, no.

Zach, it's totally fine.

So herbal-y.

Thank you.

Ahh...

Are you okay?

Yeah! No, I'm... so happy

that you were free to come

and join me for breakfast.

Conveniently,

I have no life, so.

You have your work.

- Is that not going well?

- I'm designing

a mural for Between Two Covers.

You know, the bookstore?

It nearly folded, like,

a couple years ago, I think.

Yeah, seems that

they're having a comeback

if they're commissioning murals

and, you know,

hosting my book reading.

Well, at least one of those

will be a success.

Ohh.

I'm just a little bit stuck

creatively.

Does that ever happen to you?

What am I thinking?

A book a year...

You're a machine.

That is not always

a good thing, Zach.

Your sister...

I mean, she's more like me

than-than she'll ever admit.

You know, she's stubborn

and driven and single-minded,

and, you know, it's why

she's gonna make that shop

a wild success,

but I just hope

that she doesn't neglect

the rest of her life

to see it succeed.

Hmm.

I was thinking maybe you could,

you know, talk to her.

It's not like

I have all the answers.

My personal life's probably

going worse than the mural.

Recent highlights include

an accidental date with my mom.

Maybe you're just an analog guy,

like your dad.

He was always

so old-fashioned that way.

I was thinking about

our bowling nights recently.

I have to confess,

I always felt

a tiny bit left out.

Your dad,

he always understood

the need to live and play.

I kind of struggled

with the balance of that.

Hmm.

I know that you still miss him

and I want you to know

that I miss him

still.

Desperately.

And I know I haven't been

a very present parent.

But I'm here now.

Let me try.

I gotta ask.

What's with the tea?

Well...

That is just a...

it's a healthier alternative,

so, yeah, and I've-I've also

stopped drinking.

- What?

- Yeah.

Hannah, do you know where

the rest of the healing

amethyst crystals are?

I thought we placed our order,

but I can't seem to find any.

Uh, have you checked

wherever you keep

your very tiny fairy lights?

You laugh,

but I do stock

very tiny fairy lights.

Oh, I would be disappointed

if you didn't.

That is...

quite the glass thing.

Uh, special-order terrarium.

- Ah.

- Hi.

Hi.

- You...

- I...

Ah. Thank you.

Um...

you found my shop.

I did. Did you know

that there are very few

artisanal pottery

and plant shops

within walking distance

to Joe's?

Right, right.

Um...

so you aren't ghosting me...

Did you expect me to?

N-No. No.

I, uh...

you know

the three-dots-of-death thing?

Um, my employee...

told me to abandon all hope.

Oh, no, I... I'm so sorry

I left you hanging.

I got called into work

last night.

Oh. I mean, yeah,

I totally get it.

I get called into work

all the time for emergencies.

You know,

over-watering emergencies

and-and under-watering.

I know you're joking, but...

don't downplay what you do.

You've managed to keep

a small business open

in a terrible economy.

That's really impressive.

I tell her that all the time.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Sorry, I'm... I'm Hannah.

Oh, yes.

Uh, Franki.

Nice to meet you.

You know, we should, uh,

find a place to talk,

but, um, maybe not here.

Yes. Um...

can I can steal you tonight?

I'm not on call.

I love this.

This is... really good.

Uh, Hannah...

could you maybe go look

for that box of crystals?

I, uh, I close up at seven.

7:00.

Um, okay, could you sneak away,

like, an hour early?

I really

want to show you this...

this thing,

but it's kind of time-sensitive.

Um, that's just a little tough...

I can close tonight!

In case anybody was wondering.

I will make it work, apparently.

Yeah.

Great.

Okay, I will...

I'll see you then.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Good call, Boss.

She's hot.

Hot doctor.

Stop.

9-1-1, I've got a fever,

and her name is Dr. Franki.

You know what

a second date means, right?

We should probably have a talk.

Oh, Madeleine,

Madeleine, Madeleine.

I am gonna need

your stiffest Shirley Temple.

You're sure I can't tempt you

with a glass of wine?

It's nearly happy hour.

No, thank you.

This book

isn't gonna write itself.

Excuse me, Miss,

is this seat taken?

Depends who's asking.

Your biggest admirer.

Brian Thompson?

Yup.

- Is that you?

- Yup.

What?

Oh, my gosh, hello!

Oh.

Welcome home, Em.

Thank you.

So, this is why you asked me

to leave the clogs at the shop?

Well, it's not

a super challenging hike.

Just enough

to get the blood flowing.

Okay, just for your information,

I'm not super outdoorsy.

Most kids, they go camping.

I went bowling with my dad.

Are you in?

I can't believe

you have my very first.

I mean, and this is

in absolutely perfect,

perfect condition.

You've obviously not read it.

Of course, I read your book, Em.

Really?

Yeah, I read all your books.

I saved this one

for an inscription,

if you would do me the honor.

Of course,

but first,

you owe me an explanation.

Huh. What do you mean?

How did you know

I was staying here?

Between Two Covers.

Is Margot going around,

telling people my business?

No.

She did, however,

tell her employer

where to find you.

You own the bookstore?

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- What?

You're kinda

responsible for that.

I used to read

those short stories you wrote.

Oh. Oh... those were bad.

They were fantastic,

and they got me hooked.

I started spending

way too much time reading

while gradually growing

to resent my actual job.

Which was?

Accountant.

I know.

Sorry.

But I'm really good

at balancing the books now.

So, what made you decide

to buy the bookstore?

Some people go through

a mid-life crisis.

After my divorce,

Between Two Covers was mine.

Ah...

No.

No infidelity, no kids,

nothing like that.

Nothing for your next book.

I just came to realize

that I was more excited

about the prospect

of saving a community treasure

than I was...

saving my own marriage,

and, ironically,

for once, my ex

was on the same page.

I have to confess,

I wasn't sure that Pennfield

would ever get you back

after your husband passed.

Ms. Bloom.

Ah, thank you.

What are you drinking?

Oh, this is a Shirley Temple.

A Shirley Temple?

Yeah.

Well, I'm working,

and I'm... you know...

I'm trying a whole new...

diet.

Why?

You're-you're stunning.

You're as stunning

as you ever were.

Oh,

well, thank you.

Um... but no.

It's just, um... yeah.

It's not a vanity thing.

Just...

Is it a health thing?

Wow.

Not too bad, right?

I mean...

Please tell me

I don't have to start hiking

on the regular.

Sometimes,

it's worth the effort.

I gotta be honest,

I really don't know

what I'm doing.

Yeah, well,

it's just one foot

in front of the other, really.

I am not talking

about the hiking.

Yeah, I know.

Franki,

you are amazing,

in every way...

But?

No...

I wouldn't be so worried

if I wasn't convinced

I was gonna somehow

screw this up.

Well,

if that's your main concern...

I can promise you

that we all screw it up

at some point.

Well, that's comforting.

Just being honest.

That doesn't scare me.

That makes one of us.

Hey, Zach.

Long time no see.

Hey.

Is Taylor in the back?

No.

No...

Is she doing a delivery

or something?

Don't think so.

Huh.

She's not answering my texts.

Nobody's answering my texts.

I guess Taylor's pretty busy.

But not with work.

See, that's very unlike Taylor.

What's going on, Hannah?

I know you know.

How's your, uh...

mural going, Zach?

You know about that?

I got my sources.

Ears in the street.

It's...

it's going good,

it's going really well,

great, mm-hmm.

- Hmm.

- Top-notch.

Okay, well, just tell Taylor

I came by, all right?

I'm making dinner this week.

Whatever she wants.

But that would actually require

her to answer my messages.

That app is a plague.

It only works if you work it.

Yeah, yeah.

Hmm.

I cannot believe

how long it's been.

I really didn't mean

to stay away as long as I did.

It's just once I was gone,

it was easier not to feel

his crushing absence

every single second

of every single day.

We built a life here together.

We built a home.

We shared our first kiss

right across the street.

I can see

how that would be difficult.

Impossible...

and the kids

don't understand.

I did not leave to hurt them.

I left so that

they wouldn't have to live

with all of my pain.

They had enough of their own

to deal with.

And did you explain it

to them like that?

Well, I mean,

Taylor wouldn't let me, and...

Besides,

I'm just really not good

at these conversations.

Andy was always the one

that comforted them.

You've just got to find a way

to talk to Taylor.

If she's anything like you,

she'll understand.

Once you get past

the bristly, angry part.

Good luck to me.

Right.

I'm sorry.

You know what,

I really didn't mean

to unload all of this on you.

I should've just

signed your book

and let you...

Let you go on your way.

I don't feel that way.

I think we both know

that I've always

had a thing for you.

Really?

Yeah.

It just,

if felt wrong bringing it up

with your husband.

Oh, please, he knew, too.

Why do you think

he proposed so quickly?

I knew it.

See? You snooze,

you lose, buddy.

That's the way it goes.

It's nice to think

that we still have time

to make new choices.

You know, me,

with the bookstore.

You with your kids.

Well, I certainly know

that it's on me

to make things right.

After my heart attack,

I realized,

"Oh, maybe I don't have

all the time in the world"

to find my way back there,

and then my kids

will never know...

"why I left."

Oh, god...

Hey... you okay?

No, no, no, it's not that.

I...

Let me take you back

to the hotel.

You know what,

if you don't mind,

I think I have a better idea.

Taylor, Is that you?

Hi, honey!

Mom!

All right,

call me if you need anything.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

I'm home!

So, you're moving in?

Uh... you offered, didn't you?

Yeah, and you turned me down.

I thought you were leaving town

right after your reading.

I never said that.

No, I think that, um...

I think there are some reasons

that I should

stick around for a while.

It's not because of

that guy, right?

I mean,

where'd you even meet him?

Technically?

The hotel bar.

Mom!

You've got to be careful.

He could be trying to scam you?

I mean, you're kind of

a high-profile person

around here.

Oh, just around here?

I was looking for

international notoriety.

You know what I mean.

He's not trying

to scam me, Zach.

He's an old friend.

I know,

it's weird to think that

I had a life before kids,

but I did.

- Mom...

- Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach.

I did not come here

to talk about Brian, okay?

I should have told you this

right from the start.

I didn't come to Pennfield

for a stop on my book tour.

I asked my publisher

to find a reason to send me here

because I needed

to see you and your sister.

What's going on?

I had a heart attack.

A heart attack?

A few months ago.

Mom.

But don't worry.

I am being treated,

by an excellent specialist.

It's just that the whole

recovery thing

apparently is...

could take longer

than I expected, and...

I can't believe

you had a heart attack

and didn't tell us.

Now you're mad?

No, I'm not mad,

I'm furious.

I wanted to tell you earlier,

but your sister...

No, no, don't blame her!

I know she gives you

a hard time,

but that was your choice.

We've always been living

with the repercussions

of your choices.

I mean, you think

you're protecting us,

but by keeping

a distance from us,

you're just

driving the wedge deeper.

I'm sorry, Zach.

Clearly, this was a bad idea.

Clearly.

I mean, it was a bad idea,

and I knew it was a bad idea,

and I should just...

Right, well, there you go again,

walking away,

just like Taylor would say.

Put your bags down, Mom.

Right, this isn't a debate.

Zach, you are

such a gifted artist.

Then why am I eating this

so hard?

I've made half a dozen versions.

They've all been rejected

by this mystery owner

of Between Two Covers.

Well, I'm sure that he...

Or she...

Knows how capable you are.

It's just a matter of...

you know, reconceptualizing.

I think I'm gonna tell them

to find another artist.

What?

Mom, you can tell me.

I don't want to wear out

my welcome that quickly.

Mom...

Your dad was always

so good at this.

He always knew what to say,

when to say it,

how to say it.

I mean, it really was

because of him

that I finished my first book.

Yeah, I think

he's the only reason

I ever finished art school.

See?

I mean, sometimes,

I feel like

I'm trying to be helpful,

but it just comes off

as criticism.

Well, that's not

entirely inaccurate,

but this time,

I am asking for your feedback.

So,

lay it on me.

Well...

just maybe

you're focusing too much

on the business.

You know, where are people

that make Pennfield special

and unique?

You know, not the...

Not the dead, famous authors,

but the real

flesh-and-blood people.

Hmm.

Thanks, Mom.

All right.

So, now that

I have solved your problem,

I need you to help me with mine.

So, now that we've established

I am completely capable

of opening and closing

on my own,

I think it's time

for a serious discussion

regarding my compensation.

Aren't you getting

a little ahead of yourself?

Too many women

sell themselves short

with salary negotiations.

Hannah, you're not wrong,

and I would love

to give you a raise,

but I'm just...

I'm stretched

as thin as I can right now.

So, what you're saying is

if profits go up,

I get my raise?

You make it sound so easy.

No worries, boss.

I got you.

So, another date

with the hot doc?

What's it this time?

Movie under the stars?

Conceptual pottery class?

Are you adopting a cat together?

Slow down.

We've only had

a handful of dates.

I don't know,

I believe

that's a very typical timeline

for co-parenting a cat

with another woman.

Uh-huh.

I will see you

first thing tomorrow.

Don't burn the place down.

Okay, I only saged it once.

And the fire was completely...

contained.

All right, family dinner,

let's do this.

For once, I have a lot

to fill you in on.

Hey, honey,

I hope you don't mind,

I am cooking tonight.

What is going on?

Mom's kind of, uh,

staying here now.

You set me up.

No, no, no, no,

no one set anybody up.

It's family dinner tonight,

and I'm part of the family...

still.

You know, I had a lot that

I needed to talk to you about,

alone.

Tay, come on.

It's one dinner.

See you next week.

Taylor.

You're gonna make me chase you?

Come on, Tay, wait.

Look, I should've told you

she was here,

but I didn't think you'd come.

Of course, I wouldn't have!

I thought I made myself

perfectly clear.

You can make nice with her

all you want.

I am not interested.

There are things

she wants to tell you,

needs to tell you, okay,

and I can't...

I can't choose

between you two anymore.

Look, this isn't

what Dad would've wanted,

for any of us.

I'm not ready.

I...

I just, I really wanted

to talk to my brother tonight.

And you still can.

Do you really want to play

fake, happy family

all dinner?

No.

Okay, no dinner.

Change of plans.

Hey, not bad!

You have impeccable form,

and, uh, really bad aim.

Why do I remember being

so much better at this?

Because Dad always

let us use bumpers.

No, he didn't.

Yeah, he did,

until you hit puberty,

and started growing a mustache.

My turn.

Watch and learn, bro.

No...

- Mm-hmm.

- No.

It's all in the walk.

I don't know her.

What?

Thank you very much.

That looked ridiculous.

That does not count.

Zachary, Zachary, Zachary.

You gotta just find

what works for you

and quit worrying

what it looks like

to everyone else.

Okay, Yoda.

No Slushie for you.

Yeah?

Zach...

this was a really good idea.

Mostly because I'm winning.

Okay.

Oh!

That's right.

Margot.

I guess the bowling league

lured you back in, huh?

Or you're here with a, um...?

Bowling league?

Yeah, guilty as charged.

Actually,

I've been planting

the seeds of revolution.

Trying to unseat

the power-tripping despot

who runs it.

Oh, yeah.

I can see that.

You know, I could always, uh,

infiltrate the team

and help bring him down

or something.

Actually, I'd love that.

Great. I'll put it

on my calendar.

Hey, Zach, you ready to go?

Yeah. Margot, this is Taylor,

my sister.

Yeah, uh, Taylor,

this is Margot,

she manages the bookstore.

It is really nice to meet you.

I'm super impressed with

what you've done with the place.

Oh, thanks.

It'll be even better

once Zach's mural is up.

Yeah, about that.

Um, I think I may have

something for you soon.

Really?

- Really?

- Yeah,

Mom helped me with it, weirdly.

Well, I, uh,

I can't wait to see it,

and I'll keep you in the loop

about the, uh,

the revolution.

Yes. Revolucin.

Well, uh,

have a good, uh, bowl...

Thanks.

It's so nice meeting you.

- Yeah.

- We're gonna go now.

- Bye.

- I'll... I'll send you the...

Yup. He'll do the thing.

Bye!

I can't believe I said that...

What happened to you back there!

I don't know!

It just came out of my mouth.

Oh, my gosh.

You should ask her out,

but, like,

on a real date, please?

Don't take her bowling.

It is not romantic.

Yeah, I don't think

she's interested.

She's definitely interested.

Yeah, you don't know this girl.

She's got a very strong opinion

about women's independence,

I'm telling you.

She also had a very strong

opinion about your butt.

No.

We're not going there.

We're not discussing that.

Why not?

Well, first off,

since when did are you

the authority on dating?

You haven't dated anybody

since, what, college?

I'm actually seeing someone now.

No, you aren't.

I am.

I swear.

It's, uh... it's new,

but it's actually

going really well.

Taylor!

That's why

I freaked out about dinner.

I wanted to tell you.

What, you didn't want

Mom to know

you were dating someone?

I didn't want Mom to know

that I am dating a woman.

Oh.

Not...

Not because she's a she.

Just...

Like, Mom and I don't have

that kind of relationship.

I can't talk to her

about the big stuff.

Well, maybe

she can't talk to you, either.

Either way,

I don't need her

pretending to care.

I wouldn't hate some help

from you, though.

Can you please say something?

I don't know what to say.

I mean...

does it really matter?

Does it make a difference?

I mean, I don't care

if you date a woman,

or a man, or both,

just as long as whoever it is

is good to you.

Did I say the wrong thing?

You said

exactly the right thing.

You're the first person

I've told,

besides Hannah.

You told Hannah before me?

I may or may not

have briefly spiraled.

Well, I think it's great.

So, what will I refer

to this woman as?

I can't just keep calling her

"this woman".

- Franki.

- Okay.

Francesca.

Um, from Classifie.

You didn't.

I definitely did.

Yeah, you should take that.

She probably thinks

I m*rder*d you

and absconded with the body.

Ha ha.

Hey, Mom.

Yeah, it's fine, we're just...

Yes.

We'll be right there.

We gotta go.

That was Pennfield General.

Mom's just been admitted.

Oh, my gosh.

Mom!

You had a heart attack

and you weren't gonna tell us?

Oh. Dr. Murray,

these are my children.

My son, Zach,

and my daughter, Taylor.

Hi. Dr. Francesca Murray.

Nice to meet you.

Are you kidding me right now?

- Taylor?

- Zach.

Perhaps we should discuss

your mother's condition.

- Yes.

- Yes, please.

Uh, excuse me, yes,

very interested,

but, um, first,

could someone tell me

who this is?

That's Brian.

I'm an old friend

of your mother's.

Great. Now that

that's perfectly clear.

Taylor, please,

Dr. Murray was going to...

Would you prefer

if we spoke in private?

No, no, no.

No, I am done

keeping secrets from them.

That is what got me here

in the first place.

Well, Based on what I'm seeing,

Emilia is no longer

suffering from a heart attack.

She is, however, suffering

from a panic disorder,

which could trigger

many of the same symptoms,

shortness of breath,

tightness in the chest.

The good news is,

that it doesn't cause

the same sort of physical damage

to the heart muscle,

and now that we know

what's going on,

we can more effectively

treat it.

Well, you were

pretty upset earlier,

could that cause a panic attack?

Emotional upset

can absolutely be a factor.

Yes.

Okay, so, uh,

so it's our fault then,

or my fault, rather.

Right?

Right, Franki?

Uh, there can be any number

of contributing factors.

Wait, this is good news, right?

Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, Franki?

Like, Franki Franki?

Did you know

that she was Mom's doctor?

Till 20 minutes ago,

I didn't even know

Mom had a doctor.

What am I missing here?

You know what,

I am gonna go get some air.

Does anyone need anything?

No? Good.

Zach, will you go

check on your sister, please?

- Yeah.

- You know what, let me.

You should stay with your mom.

What is going on there?

I don't know

what you're talking about.

Okay, but they know each other.

Yeah, no, it seems like it,

doesn't it?

Yeah,

but she's a cardiologist,

and your sister pots plants.

I mean, they don't exactly,

you know,

move around in the same circles.

Maybe we should just put

the oxygen back on.

They'll be back in a minute.

We can...

But they're friends!

Mm-hmm, yeah, no,

it looks like that, yeah...

Like, friends

with palpable tension.

Hmm.

Are they involved?

Should I get a nurse?

Are you okay?

No, do not get a nurse.

My daughter is dating a doctor.

I didn't make the connection

until she listed you

as her emergency contact.

You never talk about your mom.

My last name wasn't

a giant red flag for you?

No, it wasn't,

"Rooting4U."

Right.

Even if I had found out sooner,

I don't regret

getting to know you.

I wouldn't take that back

for anything.

She listed me

as her emergency contact?

You and your brother.

We've barely spoken in years.

I know I'm just

getting to know Emilia,

and I know she puts on

a tough front,

but I think she's got

a lot of regrets.

Well, she should.

She came a long way

to seek this treatment.

She could have gone

to another specialist

in another city,

and she didn't.

She came here

to be near you.

Hmm.

You didn't tell me

you were a therapist, too.

Taylor.

How would you feel

if it had been

another heart attack?

Is this how you'd want

to leave things with your mom?

You know, you said so yourself,

you're just getting to know her.

I have had

decades of experience.

Panic disorder?

No, it's Emilia

got her feelings hurt,

and then she called

a doting admirer

to come comfort her,

and now the whole

rest of the world

has to stop to accommodate her.

You're wrong...

Wow.

And you're being

sort of cynical,

which is not your best look.

If that's what you think of me...

That's how you're behaving.

How about I just make it

really easy for us then.

From now on,

let's just stick to our jobs.

Finished all my tasks...

Thanks.

And got a head start

on inventory...

Sounds good.

And since you're suddenly

all checked out,

I'll be heading up

our new marketing push myself.

Great, thanks.

Wait...

What new marketing push?

Look, boss, it's clear to me

you've got a lot of life stuff

you're dealing with right now,

so I'm more than happy

to take on the store stuff

for a while.

Hannah,

what did you do, exactly?

We are expanding

our digital footprint.

"Plant moms and plant daddies... "

"Plant daddies"?

Well, I was gonna go for

"All my plant-loving gnomies,"

you know, to be more inclusive,

but it was over the word count.

"Go green and shop local."

Present this at checkout

for 10% off your next purchase

at The Bloomeria"?

That's gonna cut into

our bottom line.

All I'm asking

is for you to give it a chance.

Increased foot traffic

will more than make up

for the discount.

Um, what increased foot traffic?

I just posted it today.

You've gotta have

more faith in people.

They showed up

for other businesses

that posted on Classifie.

They'll show up for us.

Then you can give me my raise.

I will leave it up for a day.

Not ideal,

but I can work with that.

You do remember

I own this place, yeah?

Yes,

and on that note,

I was hoping to petition you

for a slight alteration

to the schedule.

I would like to leave

earlier today.

Like, approximately now.

Now?

Yeah, there's an event

I'd like to attend.

It's my Mom's

book-signing, isn't it?

Sorry,

I've been obsessed

with your mom's spy novels

ever since my aunt

inappropriately

gifted them to me

thinking they were travel guides

for young adults.

It's fine. Go.

Have a nice time.

You're the best.

Yeah.

I'm gonna say something,

and hope you don't

fire me, okay?

Well, I haven't fired you yet,

have I?

Some people don't have moms,

you know?

Let alone wildly creative

and complicated type moms

that don't just tell you,

but also show you

how you could be whatever

you want to be when you grow up.

Look, Hannah,

I know you mean well...

I'm just saying,

that those types of people

that don't have those moms,

they end up seeking out

unconventional

female mentorship,

like, at their part-time job,

for example...

She left me.

I know,

but...

look.

I mean, look how much

your world has grown,

and maybe hers has, too,

and that's why she's back.

Really, how are you gonna know,

unless you just, you know...

talk to her?

Am I fired?

No.

No, you're not fired.

You're right.

You should go.

Have a great time.

And Hannah?

Mom or no mom,

you still managed to become

one of the best people

that I know.

Okay.

All right, that's it.

If you're deleting the app,

I'm deleting the app.

It's not the app's fault

I fell for-

A narcissist

with Mommy problems?

You haven't even met her.

No, no, but as your best friend,

it's my job

to blindly protect you.

So I'm assuming

this is entirely on her,

and you're a blameless angel,

my friend.

Okay, well,

I may have overstepped a little

with the unsolicited advice.

What?

No, you give great advice.

Thank you.

That'll be a real comfort to me

when I'm old and alone.

I don't know, old?

Maybe.

Alone? Never.

I will be on this barstool

whenever you need me.

I mean, unless I meet

my dream guy,

in which case,

we'll still invite you over,

like, all the time.

Aw...

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Hey, hey, you wanna cut it out

with the PDA?

Hmm?

People are gonna think

we're a couple.

You're right.

Hey, um,

since you've got

the evening off,

I say we double down,

order something really poisonous

and hard to pronounce.

Yeah.

Oh.

I take it that wasn't

Mommy Problems?

No.

Look, it's her loss.

Okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right,

what are we ordering?

Actually, would you be

my plus one to something?

Um... yes.

Okay.

Admiring your hard work?

Our hard work.

Thanks for pitching in.

There's no way I could have

pulled this off alone.

Thank goodness, the owner

finally got out of his own way.

Well, it might have helped

that he's got a soft spot

for my mom.

Not at all.

I mean, I absolutely

adore Emilia.

I didn't do you any favors.

Your mural is spectacular, Zach.

It announces that

it's always been the people

that make Pennfield so special.

The town deserves it.

It's why I bought the bookstore

in the first place.

I think there's still room

for a little cameo

of Pennfield's

most celebrated author.

So... did you talk

to your sister?

She isn't coming, Mom.

I texted, I called.

It's been radio silence.

Hey, it's gonna be a full house.

Dozens of adoring fans.

Em, why don't I

get you set up in the back,

relax a little bit

before we open the floodgates?

Great.

Well, I hope you are as happy

with the final product

as we are.

Mm, actually...

What?

You can't be serious.

I don't think I accurately

captured your essence.

Oh, really?

And what is my essence,

exactly, hmm?

Neurotic bookworm?

Brainy, persistent, original.

All the qualities

that would convince a guy

who hasn't had

much luck with love

to take a shot

and ask the girl out.

Please don't say you have to

run that by your boss.

I think that is a really...

solid proposal...

and I'm in.

Uh...

did we just make that happen?

I think that might be

Brian's very subtle way

of telling me to go do my job.

Right.

Find me after?

Definitely.

Zach!

- Dr. Murray!

- Hey.

I didn't know you were coming.

Honestly, I didn't either,

until Emilia sent me the invite.

I wasn't sure I'd be welcome.

Of course you are,

but, um, I don't think

Taylor's going to show up, so...

but, hey, if you wouldn't mind,

would you maybe

- help me keep an eye on Mom?

- Yeah.

Make sure she doesn't overdo it.

Franki,

have you seen this?

I'm gonna sue for infringement.

Infringement on what?

My impeccable jawline,

for starters.

Okay, technically,

that's covered

under artistic license, so...

Does she know

that you painted her?

She's been pretty distant

since the hospital.

I take it she hasn't...

No.

You wanna know the worst thing

about my sister?

Besides her bowling technique.

Her clogs?

Hmm...

The person

she's best at punishing

is herself.

Yup.

Good evening, dear book lovers.

Without further ado,

Between Two Covers

is thrilled to introduce

a woman who needs

no introduction,

Pennfield's very own

Queen of Romance,

author Emilia Bloom.

Hello, hello.

Aw, thank you so much.

Thank you, Margot,

and a special thank you

to Between Two Covers

for hosting me tonight.

I look forward to signing

everyone's copies of my books...

after I have read

an excerpt

from my latest novel,

"The Problem with Prague."

Well, I have done this

a few thousand times,

but tonight

just feels different.

Um...

Since coming home to Pennfield,

I've just, uh, felt...

Well, it's been, um...

it's been an awakening.

I left Pennfield five years ago,

after my husband passed away.

Well, left.

Fled.

The semantics are debatable.

The reality is

that I, uh...

I abandoned my children.

They were grown children,

but, um...

I stranded them

to handle their grief alone,

and for that I am very sorry.

The thing is,

I really am not trying

to make excuses here,

but I could not imagine

spending the rest of my life

in the place

that I'd raised my family

without their father by my side.

I assume

you've all read my books?

Sometimes...

Well, often...

I write about love

more nimbly

than I manage it for myself,

and I have missed out on so much

while I've been away.

This mural behind me,

this was painted

by my extraordinarily

talented son.

He is an artist,

like me,

but he sculpts his worlds

with shape and color

instead of dusty, old words...

and he always sees

the best in everyone,

even when they let him down...

and there I go

talking about myself again...

But that is a thing

that my daughter

might say about me,

and, you know, she is not wrong,

but she, too, is a bit of chip

off the old block,

and she is living proof

that, sometimes,

being stubborn and driven

is not a bad thing,

because without any help

from anyone,

least of all me,

she has opened "The Bloomeria,"

just down the street,

a beautiful plant store.

You should all go down there

and see what her hard work

and vision has created...

and I wish she knew

how proud I am

of every brave choice

she has made for herself.

I just wish she would reconsider

calling it off

with my cardiologist,

and I am happy to accept

a referral elsewhere

if that's what it takes.

All of that to say,

that going forward,

in my personal life

and with my writing,

I want to pay tribute

to the more complicated

love stories

that surround us,

because they're not

all flawless.

They're not all romantic.

They're not all expected.

And I don't need

to transport myself

or my readers

to some far-flung country

to find those love stories.

Sometimes, they're just

right around the corner.

Sometimes,

it's even on Classifie.

"Local Author

Ready to Bloom

Where She's Planted."

That sounds oddly familiar.

"Just back in town"

and hoping to connect

with familiar faces

and new friends alike.

Let's write

a beautiful story together.

"My chat is open."

All right, shall we get started?

Yes!

Okay.

"The Problem With Prague."

Chapter One.

"Her body ached."

A constellation

of fading bruises

"stretched from her right hip,

up along..."

Cheers.

Flower queen comin' through!

Beautiful.

Right here, my dear.

Hey, Mom,

you planning on joining us

anytime soon?

Yes, absolutely,

just, sometimes,

you have to get it down

when the inspiration strikes.

Making progress, then?

Ooh, I don't want

to jinx it, so...

no, absolutely not.

Have you given my question

any more thought?

The "Do I want to move home?"

question?

I have, and definitely not.

Business is picking up.

Oh, my book-signing

appeal perhaps?

Hannah's ad.

We're rolling in plant parents

and "garden gnomies",

or whatever she called them.

She's more than earned

her raise,

and your boyfriend

has brought a very nice

bottle of wine with him.

He is not my boyfriend,

he's just...

an old college friend.

Sure, Mom.

Funny, though,

Zach did mention

that you haven't been home

most nights

when he goes to bed,

even when he's out late

with Margot.

Hmm.

Well, your brother and I

are gonna need to have

a little chat

about what percentage

of my royalties

he can expect to inherit

if he can't learn

to keep his mouth shut.

Can you get that?

I need to have a little chat

with your brother.

Yeah.

So...

what have you been telling them?

Don't tell my girlfriend

that I went to the other

plant shop in town.

Your girlfriend

will forgive you this time.

Good.

Mm.

How are things going

with your mom?

She's trying, I'm trying.

We're all just...

"Blooming where you're planted?"

Oh...

Zach is never gonna

live that down, is he?

No, never!

I love it.

Um, excuse me!

Hi, ladies, sorry to interrupt.

Is this Emilia Bloom's house?

Is she on some Map of the Stars

or something?

Does Pennfield have

a Map of the Stars?

Ah!

I thought that was you!

There she is!

Oh, ladies, this is not

some crazed fan.

This is my editor, Graham!

I'm so glad you could make it.

Well,

my bestselling author

promised me a new book.

- Yes.

- How's it going?

It's coming, it's coming,

and I am doing

something different.

I'm going to tell you

all about it after dinner.

This is about to get

really interesting.

Why is that?

He is totally Max's type.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah.

Then we should go get

good seats.

Yes.

It's so good to see you.