07x17 - Stolen Beauty

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Previously on...

To Mike.

ALL: Cheers.

Here.

You pulled the Quazar Saber
from the stone.

You were chosen
to be the Red Ranger

not me.

Behind you!

You see, destiny
doesn't make mistakes.

There is no other Red Ranger.

You will carry on

the work we began.

You will be the Magna Defender.

Magna Power!

Tell me, mirror,

who's the most beautiful girl
in the universe?

I am Crumummy, and I can
tell you what you seek.

Go ahead, then

as if I don't already know the answer.

Oh, you are the most beautiful

as well as a lot of other girls

on Terra Venture, of course.

A lot of other girls?!

( grunting )

You get down there
and steal the beauty

from every single one of them

or I'll feed you to my father.

Got it?

Oh, I got it, princess.

And he said, "the piano,"
and I laughed so hard.

( screaming )

( laughing )

Don't worry.
You won't feel a thing.

Now give me your beauty.

( laughing )

( groaning )

I'll turn all the beauty into sand...

( laughing )

And give it to Trakeena.

# Power Rangers Lost Galaxy #

# Far, far away, deep in space #

# To a galaxy you'll go #

# Power Rangers,
go, Power Rangers #

# Go, Power Rangers #

# There lies a key to the answer #

# And the powers you will know #

# Power Rangers,
go, Power Rangers #

# Go, Power Rangers #

# Ah, ah, ah-ah-ah, ah #

# Rangers #

# Turn on the power #

# Power Rangers #

# Lost Galaxy #

# Turn on the power #

# Power Rangers #

# Lost Galaxy #

# Turn on the power #

# Power Rangers Lost Galaxy... #

Hello, my little pretties.

Oops.

Not for long.

( crying out )

( all kiaiing )

What?

You girls got to get out of here.

You'll be safer over there.

You'd better get out of here, too.

I don't think so.

You Rangers
are just plain annoying.

Bye-bye.

Don't let him get away.

- We'll finish this later.
- Wait!

And now?

Now who's the most beautiful
girl in the universe?

You are. I've taken every grain
of beauty from Terra Venture.

I'm going to see for myself.
If I find that you've missed

as much as one beautiful
c*ck...

Uh, maybe I'll take
one last look around.

Look out, Terra Venture.

Here I come.

( stammering )

Mmm?

Oh...!

# Right now #

# Hey #

# Gonna blow you right now #

# Hey #

# Gonna blow you away #

# Right now #

# Hey #

( yelling )

# Gonna blow you away #

# Right now #

# Hey #

# Gonna blow you away #

# Right now #

# Hey #

# Gonna blow you away... #

( wolf-whistling )

Ah...!

The Magna Defender.

Hmm.

# Right now #

# Hey #

# Gonna blow you away... #

Huh?!

Hello, Mike.

Hey, guys.

So, Mr. Second-in-Command

how's things at GSA?

It's pretty good.

Hey, I thought you guys

were in the science division.

We were

but they're obviously not ready

for intelligence of our caliber

we got canned.

( both groaning )

- Can I...?
- Can I...?

- Can I help you?
- Can i help you?

Um, yes.

I'll have what he's having.

He can wait.

Hey, what did you do that for?

Hey, would you not bother me
right now, please?

( murmured arguing )

Can I get a burger?

Yeah, okay, all right.

Lettuce?

Yes.

Okay.

Yes.

Meat?

Yes.

Can you just please
go get me the burger?

Come on, let's go.

I believe this is yours.

Hi.

I'm Mike.

Hi. I'm Tra...

Uh, Tracy.

So, uh, do you live around here?

Oh, I'm, uh, kind of new here.

( chuckling ):
New.

Yeah, on a space colony.

That's very funny.

( laughing )

Sorry.

We're all out of burgers.

Blast it!

Oh.

What a shame.

Oh, man.

I'm supposed to meet my friends.

Do you want to come?

Uh, sure. Can't wait.

Soon the cocoon will be ready

and my lovely Trakeena's final
metamorphosis will be at hand.

( laughing )

Mike.

I'm glad you're here.

There's something...

Leo, everybody

This is Tracy.

Ouch.

Nice to meet you.

Wow.

How's it going?

Good.

KENDRIX: Hi.

I'm Kendrix

and this is Maya.

( growling )

Hello, Maya, Kendrix.

Aren't you both beautiful.

Oh, well, thanks.

MAYA:
Actually, Mike

we were looking for you.

Oh, I'm... I'm sorry.

Yeah, Mike,
we're just on our way out.

Remember?

Oh, yeah.

We have to get going.

Oh, great.
Um, we can come with you.

( gasps )

Look at her-- she's amazing.

You think I can't see that?

Hello!
Terra Venture to Leo.

You've got to snap out of it.

Maya, do you believe these guys?

You know what I mean?

( both gasp )

Are you okay?

Yeah.
Where did that come from?

CRUMUMMY: That would be
a little something I did.

( laughing )

- You need better aim.
- Whatever.

What I mean is to take
the beauty from you two

and from...

It's me.

Uh, I'll take...

It's me... oh!

...your beauty!

( grunting )

Let's get him!

( all groaning )

Ah!
More sand for my collection.

Been beautiful working with you.

( laughs )

Come on, let's go.

Let's do it.

Go Galactic!

( kiaiing )

Stingwingers!

Okay, now stay here.

Sure, I'll stay here--

but not for long.

( laughing )

Maya. Kendrix.

Get them out of here.

( kiaiing )

They'll never get their beauty back.

( laughing )

Nuh! Got away.

Power down.

Let's check on the others.

Are they all right?

I hope so.

We've got to get them home.

I'm going to take Tracy home.

What?!

She'll be just fine.

Your friends are hurt.

She's not safe out here alone.

Come on, I'll take you home.

Mike!

Thank you.

( fizzing )

I feel much better.

You really don't have to walk me

all the way home.

Uh, oh, it's no problem, really.

Wait!

Let's relax for a second.

Oh... oh, I'm sorry.

You're probably tired.

Here's looking at you.

( gagging )

( laughing )

Good work, princess.

( chuckling )
You fool!

CRUMUMMY:
Here's the beauty.

Better late than never.

No one can compare to me now.

That's right.

- Whoa!
- ( gasps )

( grunts )

Time to return the beauty.

- No! No! No!
- My beauty!

No! No!

What's going on?

( glass shatters )

But... you drank it!

You're right. I did--

after I switched them.

Aah!

Ow! I'm melting!

- Mike!
- ( snarls )

Mike, how'd you know?

MIKE: That monster was
stealing all the beauty in the colony

but it didn't attack her.

How smart of you.

( buzzing )

Take no prisoners!

Go Galactic!

Magna Power!

Get them!

( kiaiing )

Whoa!

I'll check back in a little bit.

( kiaiing )

BOTH:
Lights of Orion, activate!

Let's do it!

Now I'll finish you!

I don't think so!

Kendrix!

Whoa!

Your wrapping days
are over, Crumummy.

( kiais )

Thanks for the help, Kendrix.

No problem.

( laughing )

( growls )

Torozord, charge!

Mega Defender, transform!

Galactabeasts, arise!

Galaxy Megazord, transform!

Huh?

Whoa!

( laughing )

Now it's your turn to disappear!

( growls )

Oh, no, we've lost all power.

One down, one to go!

Lightning spin!

No!

Yeah! We're back online!

Power-up mode!

Galaxy Megazord Saber!

Now!

Whoa!

MIKE:
Now, watch carefully.

Don't take your eyes

off the handkerchief

and... presto.

Wow.

How'd you do that?

It's all an illusion.

Yeah.
Kind of like Trakeena.

Her beauty's an illusion.

LEO: Speaking of
beauty, I hope the girls

are ready to go.

Thankfully

they're back to normal.

( gasping ):
Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Hey!

Come here.

Come here.

( shuddering gasp )

Come on, Damon,
it's just face cream.

Eh?

( laughing )

Oh, man...

SCORPIUS: Trakeena!

What's going on here?

The time has come
for you to enter the cocoon.

The cocoon?

What for?

So that you may shed

your mortal beauty

and become an insect
with magnificent powers

like me.

( whimpering )

( shuddering gasp )

Oh... thank you,
my dear, sweet Father

but I like my mortal beauty.

I don't want to become a bug.

You must, my lovely daughter.

( slurping )

It is what we all have had to do.

( hissing )

It is your destiny.

I won't do it.

Absolutely not.

Well, I'm afraid you have

no choice in the matter, my dear.

( yells )

It is

for your own good.

Next time, on...

Help us!

Our ship...
our ship is under attack.

MAN: Commander, put
together your best rescue team.

MAN:
Unknown life-form

rapidly approaching.

Nothing moves that fast.

It came out of the shadows, sir,

grabbed him, and then
they were both gone.

Terra Venture, do you read me?

There's something out there.

I-it's coming! It's coming!

Next time, on...