05x20 - Stitch Witchery

[bunniefuu]

That jacket looks great.

Thanks.

It's supposed to be trendy,
yet timeless.

Not that one-- the
one you're wearing.

Hey!

How's everything
in the glamorous world

of high fashion?

Hello? Ash?

I'm sorry.

I just had this shock...

like, maybe I've lost
my sense of fashion.

Like this.
Is this vogue, or am I crazy?

Come on.

You need a break.

Shift into Turbo!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Mighty engines roar ♪

♪ Turbo charged for more ♪

♪ Drive four on the floor ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo... ♪

It's nice to get
out here for a day

with the grandkids.

Just forget about work...

BULK: Geez!
First, we get turned into monkeys

and now we're invisible.

Well, maybe we can scarf
some free food.

SKULL: Yeah.
Check it out, Bulky.

There's a pica-nic basket

and these people have
like no clue we're here.

WOMAN:
Hey! Look at that!

What in the world...?

BULK:
Bologna, huh?

Hmm. Got mustard?

( Bulk slurping )

Thanks for the soda, mister.

Let's get out of here!

Come on, kids!
Run! Hurry!

As a kid, I thought it would
be great to be invisible--

never work,
never take a bath.

Hey! No more work!

No more baths!

We're invisible!

We're invisible!

BOTH: ♪ Invisible ♪

♪ Invisible... ♪

I don't understand.

I mean...

I made this in the eighth grade.

I actually think it's...
maybe... kind of tacky.

Honestly,
I kind of agree with you.

People are probably
saying they like it

'cause they don't want
to hurt your feelings.

Hi. Two drinks, please.

Oh...! Oh...!

That jacket...

I have never seen
anything quite like it.

And, darling, believe me

I've seen everything.

This?

Actually, I made it in design class.

Oh... what a find.

I'm Delisha Ennivel,
Fashion Diva.

I want to buy your design.

Your jacket will
be to people what...

what leaves

are to trees.

Do you follow me?

Now, darling

do you want to be part
of the fashion world?

More than anything.

I'm in design class.

Don't speak.

Call me.

If you want to be
a fashion designer

you have to know when
opportunity knocks.

Ciao.

Knocks?

I'd say that
was an opportunity

banging the door down.

( evil chuckling )

Now these jackets...
make them fast and furious.

I want everyone in Angel Grove
fighting to wear one...

especially those

Rangers.

( evil laughter )

( evil laughter )

We are coating all the jackets

with this anger potion.

( laughing )

Excellent!

( growling )

I feel mean.

Oh, yeah? Well, I feel hungry.

I still need something
to keep customers coming back

like kids to candy.

Any ideas?

Chocolate!

Perfect!

Hey! hey! hey!
My candy bar!

They'll be irresistible!

And when those
power runts put them on...

ooh... oh...

goodbye, happy days.

Yeah, great.
Glad you're happy.

I've been saving
that candy bar for weeks.

Maybe it's not melted yet.

And now,
for my greatest trick ever...

Now you see me, now you don't!

Talk about fake.

( clearing throat ):
Mind your manners.

You stink.

Whoa!

What the heck...!

( laughing )

- Just take the dollar!
- Whoa!

TJ:
Hey, check it out.

Shall we?

We would not want
to miss out on the craze.

That's my size.

I want this. I want this.

Excuse me, young lady.

That one's mine.

Give me that back, you old bat!

That's just fine.
That is just fine.

Walk home then.

People sure are
in a grouchy mood today.

Yeah, like you're always

so pleasant.

I don't think so.

Oh...!

Oh...!

( laughing )

( laughing )

Oh, you little weasel!

Ahh!

( evil laughter )

Oh, tsk, tsk.

The Rangers
are so busy being angry

they won't have time to notice

when I go after those gems
I wanted at the museum.

And they're
being delivered today.

Be careful
with those crates there.

Now, let's see...

Ha-ha!

Safety inspectors!

Now, what do we have here?

( men screaming )

( laughing )

Ahoy, mateys!

Let the looting begin!

Alpha?
Where are the others?

There's something wrong.

They won't respond.

TJ, Carlos...

come in.

I'd better find out
what's going on.

No.
The museum's being ransacked.

You are going to have to go
and stop Divatox first.

Alone?

You can do it, Ashley.

Shift into Turbo.

Ha-ha-ha!
Great stuff, huh?

Come on.
Keep opening up crates.

Maybe there's a video game.

A maraca!

( kiaiing )

Huh?! Whoa!

That'll be about enough.

And who's going to stop us?

You? By yourself?

( laughing )

Alpha, I need help.

Oh... oh...

Sorry, Ashley,
you're still on your own.

( karate yell )

Oh, I get it.

You're pulling my chain.

( laughing )

Mind if I cut in?

Oh, no!

That'll fix you creeps.

She tricked you, you blockhead.

We have to get that
treasure out of there.

Help them lift!

Me? I've got a bad back.

Come on,
get up here, idiots.

Open this door.

Guys, what's up?

Why didn't you come to help me?

Excuse me?
Not helping you?

I bought this jacket
to help you.

Me too.

And I think these things
are low-rate garbage.

Don't worry, Ashley.

I like your jacket.

Not!

Four out of five ain't bad

but that Yellow Ranger's
going to be a tough case.

I'm going to need something
to really blow their socks off.

Hmm... hmm...

I'll need to assist you, madame.

Yield, please.

Right this way.

The Blue Senturion.

Now if he were
to put a coat on...

hmm...

brilliant!

Sometimes I just amaze myself.

( chuckling )

Elgar!

( screaming )

Coming, Auntie D!

You're crazy.
I saw it first.

( laughing )

This is going to be great!

( crowd yelling )

Happy to be of service.

What's this?

That woman's in terrible danger!

I'll save you, ma'am!

Stay where you are, ma'am.

What's going on?

You really should
be more careful.

Darling, you saved my life.

How can I ever repay you?

There's no need for that.

No, ma'am.

No, no, really.

I cannot accept--

though yellow is
my favorite color.

I couldn't.

Oh, no, no, no.

Just let me try it on you.

Well, all right.

Oh, look at this.

Ohh.

Ohh!

So what do you think?

Is it me?

You look like a...

like a knight atop
a mighty horse--

minus the horse.

Yes, I like it.

But I cannot accept.

Why not?!

I've done enough
for these ingrates.

Why can't I have
something for once?

- ( tires screeching )
- Hey!

( honking horn )

( grunting )

Oh, my goodness.

That person stepped
outside the crosswalk.

What?!

He'll regret that.

( chuckles )

( sobbing )

( watch beeping )

ALPHA:
Ashley, come in. Come in.

What is it, Alpha?

Yo, Ashley, what's wrong?

Are you crying?

No, I'm okay.

Blue Senturion's gone bonkers

and the other Rangers
won't answer me at all.

Don't worry, Alpha.

I'm on my way.

I knew I could count on you, kid.

( grunting angrily )

ASHLEY:
Blue Senturion!

What are you doing
with that jacket on?

What? Intruder.

After my jacket, are you?

Why, you'll never get it.

They all have those jackets on.

At last,
free to wear high fashion.

Alpha, where are the others now?

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Not again.

What do you want?

I want you guys to
give me your jackets.

Get real.

You can get lost.

Yeah, we paid good
money for these.

Fine.

But I'm not paying double.

That thief overcharged us
for our jackets.

Besides, Cassie,
they sold you the wrong size.

What?!

And, Justin,
that's a girl's jacket.

Huh?! This is a girl's?!

Man...

I feel weird, like I just woke up.

Ashley, are you okay?

Man, I missed you guys.

What's going on?

Can't explain now.

Blue Senturion's in trouble.

Blue Senturion?
Let's go.

Come on, guys.

You're right.

( cackling )

This is serious.

Shift into Turbo.

Hey, Blue Senturion!

Party's over.

That's right.

Just take it easy.

We can help you.

Rangers.

Come on, guys.

Let's drop in on our friend.

( kiaiing )

( grunting )

( grunting )

All right.

ALL:
Power Rangers.

This should be entertaining.

You won't cramp my style--
Roboracer, online.

Robo?

I'll show them
how to dress for success.

Roboracer, Battle Mode.

Now.

ALL: We need
Turbo Megazord Power now!

♪ Go ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Ranger Turbos, go ♪

♪ Power Ranger Turbos, go ♪

♪ Power Ranger Turbos... ♪

Initiate Turbo Megazord.

ALL:
Turbo up!

♪ Go ♪

♪ Go-whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh. ♪

We've got to get
that jacket off him.

Yeah, it looks even
worse in megasize.

I'm really starting to regret
ever dreaming up those jackets.

I'm going you guys
hold her steady for me.

( kiaiing )

Smiling.

Blue Senturion.

Back off!

It's no use.

I'll have to pull his power pack.

- Huh? Who's that?
- ( chuckling )

Sorry, buddy, but this jacket
just doesn't suit you.

Don't worry. It's all right.

I had a horrible dream.

I know-- we had it, too.

But now we have other
problems to take care of.

Right. There are criminals
we must apprehend.

Let's do it.

( kiaiing )

First, to remove that unsightly
garment from Roboracer.

( grunting angrily )

Fire the torpedoes!

ELGAR: Fire!

( evil laughter )

Yes!

( all groaning )

She's draining our power;
we're shutting down!

Let's end this fashion show.

Right, TJ-- Initiating
Megazord Blaster Mode.

Aaaah!

Energize Blaster Mode.

Aaah!

Turbo Megazord, spin out.

No!

So really, no one
liked my jackets?

- Mmm, no.
- Mmm, no.

But neither did you.

You're right.

I guess I just have
to trust my instincts

and next time if something

sounds too good to be true...

it probably is.

Everything okay, guys?

A couple of burgers and fries.

Enjoy.

BULK:
Lunch is served.

Hmm?

( giggling )

Hmm.

( slurping )

( blowing raspberry )

( humming eerie tune )

Hey, Skull, this guy is
looking right through me.

( laughing )

The mysterious
floating french fry.

Disappear.

Yeah.

The floating hamburger.

Disappear.

Mysterious floating milk shake.

Disappear.

Skullovitch, Bulkmeier

Man, it's great to see you guys.

You guys just dropped
out of sight.

Well, we were just,
uh, monkeying around.

A-ha!

Well, it's great to see you.

Thanks, Jerome.

honestly, I kind of

( mumbling ):
agree with you.

( mumbling )

( laughing )

Man, I miss you guys.

MAN:
Back up, still going.

One more time.

Man...

I'm sorry.
I stepped on my jacket.

I'm getting a splitting headache.