05x10 - Glyph Hanger

[bunniefuu]

At last, the staff of power
will be mine.

Now, no one can stop me
from conquering Egypt.

( chuckling )

Stop right there!

You're not taking that anywhere.

Drop it!

Never!

Stop him!

( yelling )

Huh?

No!!!

The staff is safe.

( cheering )

All right!

Come here--
you're a little smudged.

Ancient Egypt!

Why must I be reminded?

She's got a phobia
about pyramids?

Her first failed engagement was
to a creature called Pharaoh.

Like Maligore,
he left her at the Altar.

Porto!

Y-yes, my pirateress?

Call that rat, Pharaoh.

He still owes me one,
and it's time to collect.

First, I'll use him to
destroy the Turbo Rangers.

Then, I'll throw him
in a trash heap

like he did to me
a thousand years ago.

( sighing ): There is something
to be said for revenge

no matter how
politically incorrect.

Shift into Turbo!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Mighty engines roar ♪

♪ Turbo charged for more ♪

♪ Drive four on the floor ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo... ♪

Pharaoh! What a surprise.

I'm having a meal of scarab
beetles and monkey brains.

The next thing I know

I'm prisoner on this
floating garbage can.

Listen, loverboy...

I wasted a century in therapy
after you dumped me.

The way I see it, you owe me.

All right.
What do you want?

All you have to do
is take this detonator

to the Angel Grove Stunt Show

and make sure the Rangers
don't find it.

You're talking
about the Turbo Rangers?

( scoffing ):
Who else?

You can never beat them.

Oh, save the editorial.

Do as I tell you

or I'll never send you back.

Oh, fine, then.

I've got a staff
and I'm not afraid to use it.

By sundown, the amusement park
will be a giant crater

and children everywhere
will weep with anguish.

Whoa, this place looks
just like my home.

No one'll even notice
the detonator here.

What's that?

( groaning )

Someone's coming!

Mr. Peabody!
Have you seen...

There it is.

Did you call, Adam?

I was just looking
for my pharaoh's staff.

I'll take it home tonight

and touch up the paint.

Not without signing
for it first.

See you tomorrow.

Huh?

Hieroglyphics? How in the world
could this be happening?

He took my staff!
I'm powerless!

Hey, Kat,
you guys about finished?

The movie starts at : .

Just finishing up, Adam.

We're going over Ancient Egypt.

This stuff is

really cool. Wow!

This is from the stunt show.

We're doing "Land of
the Pharaohs" this week.

This is really cool.

It looks just like the real thing.

Here's the book.

Wait. There's something
weird going on-- look.

You got a book printed up

in ancient egyptian
hieroglyphics?

Where'd you get it?

Wait. Wasn't this in english?

Yeah-- I got it

at the Angel Prove
Public Library.

Guys, it's not just the book.

It's everything.

ADAM:
We're in for some serious chaos

if the whole world

becomes unreadable.

Oh, you were always useless.
I suppose I should be glad

I never married you.

Hey, look,
I planted your detonator.

Now, be a good girl
and send me home.

Not till it goes off.

Now, get back down there

and make sure no one
gets near it.

Oh, I knew I never
should have gotten

out of the sarcophagus
this morning. Oh...

Oh, get the lead out!

Dimitria, come in.

Something weird's going on.

Printed words are turning into
hieroglyphics all around us.

First, Justin's book
and now...

JUSTIN: Now there's
hieroglyphics everything we look.

Does not every river
have a source?

Where could there be a power

mighty enough to transform
all written communications?

What symbol of long ago
holds such a force?

Symbol of long ago?

See here, young man,
what is this?

Some kind of joke?

How am I supposed
to read this nonsense?

I'm just as confused
as you are, sir

But I know we can
work around this.

If you can just tell
me what you'd like

I'll prepare it myself.

We couldn't have asked
for a better opportunity.

We can't ask for anything,
in case you haven't noticed.

But we can draw.

We'll use pictures
to show everyone

what happened to us.

I think you're onto something.

Come on, Skullovich.

We have got to find
something to draw with.

Guard the detonator...
with what?

I'm nothing without my staff.

( screams )

Kids!

Hey, are you in the show?

No! Now beat it!

Go tell your mother
she wants you.

You can't tell us what to do.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah!

( kiaiing )

I hate not having my staff.

And your costume stinks!

Yeah.

I've fallen

and I can't get up!

( grunting )

Ooh, that is so pathetic!

Who me?

Perhaps we should return
his staff

so he can perform his duties.

Oh, I suppose you're right.

I do hate to see him like this.

Send the Piranahtrons!

All right, let's try
to figure this out!

We're looking
for some kind of symbol.

Something...

JUSTIN: Huh?

Sushi, anyone?

Let's get 'em!

Adam, the Piranahtron!

He's stealing the staff!

I see it, Justin,
but I can't get to him. Kat!

I'll get it!

Thanks.

The Pharaoh's staff.

That must be what Dimitria
was talking about.

It doesn't have power.

I made it.

We'd better get the others.

We need to find out
what's going on.

We figured out the source
of the hieroglyphics.

It's Adam's staff.

A school of Piranahtrons
took it from us.

ADAM: But my prop is made
of wood and paper mache.

It doesn't have any powers.

Guys, there's got to be

another explanation.

MR. PEABODY: Adam!

There you are.

You signed for your staff

but you forgot to take it home.

What?

Try to be more careful.

I can't have you kids
messing up my inventory.

Sorry, Mr. P.

It won't happen again.

All right.

Now, I'm really confused.

TANYA:
You said Adam's staff

caused the words
to change to hieroglyphics.

But how, if it was back
at the stunt show?

Unless there's more
than one staff.

Divatox is behind this

but there's got to be more to it.

A detonator!

The stunt show.

That's where this started.

Come on.

Hey, Adam,
does any of this stuff

look like it doesn't belong?

How did you get
in here before me?

Better yet--

Why are all of you back here?

I'm looking for something else

I left here this afternoon.

Tell me what it is.

I know each and
every prop in this show.

That's just it, sir.

I don't know what it is.

You're not making any sense.

I've got to take inventory
before I...

Sir, sir!

Mr. Peabody, why don't

we help you take inventory?

Does this look
like it belongs here?

Item .

Item .

.

Oh, those meddling kids.

All is not lost, my liege.

It will take them so long
to find the detonator

they won't have time
to disarm it.

Now that I have my staff back

I'll stop the Rangers

but you'd better be prepared

- to send me home.
- Oh, yes.

My big strong Pharaoh.

Perhaps if you could wait

for just the right moment

you could rid me
of those brats forever.

It's about time, you gave me

the respect I deserve.

I got work to do.

Even if the Rangers destroy him

they'll never get back
to the detonator on time.

Hey, guys,
take a look over here.

Ow!

Hey, hey!

I don't recognize that.

How did that get back here?

That's what I left here!

Well, take it home, Adam.

I've got a lot of work
to do on the other stages

so you kids head on home.

No problem, sir.

We'll be on our way
in just a moment.

Adam, be careful.

You're right, Kat.
Shift into Turbo!

Mountain Blaster turbo power!

Desert Thunder turbo power!

Dune Star turbo power!

Wind Chaser turbo power!

Red Lightning turbo power!

I'm going to get rid
of this thing right now!

Right.

Go for it, Adam.

Turbo Thunder Cannon!

PHARAOH:
Not so fast, Ranger!

We have you
completely surrounded.

We don't have time for this.

♪ Turn on,
turn on turbo power ♪

♪ Get on the thunder now ♪

♪ Put on the turbo, turn on ♪

♪ Turn on the thunder ♪

♪ Time is ticking,
got to make your play ♪

♪ Keep coming
and we'll get in your way ♪

♪ Fired up, and we're
pushin' into gear now ♪

♪ Better watch out
'cause the Rangers are here ♪

♪ Time to get into gear,
it's the moment of truth ♪

♪ Today, I won't fear
anymore now... ♪

And stay down.

Want some more?

Ready to give up, Rangers?

Yeah, right.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Look out.

Pharaoh, here's one
for old time's sake.

RYGOG: Fire!

( cackling )

Oh, great.

I'll rule your world.

You better think again,
you phoney pharaoh.

All right, everybody,
let's take it to the next level.

ALL:
We need Turbo Megazord Power now.

♪ Go ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go! ♪

Try ruling this.

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go! ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh. ♪

ALL:
Initiate Turbo Megazord.

TOMMY: Turbo up!

Let's do it.

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go! ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo. ♪

I'll melt your Megazord.

Time to turn up the temperature.

This time you're history.

( laughing )

When will you learn?

As long as I have this staff

I'm unstoppable!

Divatox was
onto something here.

( laughing )

But why should I work for her?

I'll destroy this planet myself.

My staff!

Yes!

Turbo kick.

We need the
Turbo Megazord Saber now!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go! ♪

Step on it.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh,
oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh, oh. ♪

I can take you.

Okay, let him have it.

Give up while you can.

( cheering )

Oh, how dreadful.

It appears the Pharaoh
has blown up, my Queen.

Finally, closure.

Oh, and they still haven't
found the detonator.

Did we make it in time?

Yeah.

Where did it go?

We better find it fast.

All right, everybody,
start looking.

Oh, no.

Mr. Peabody's holding it.

The pyramid's not what
you think it is.

It's dangerous.

Way to go, Adam.

Man, that was close.

Are you all right, sir?

Adam, he forgot his...

he left it back here.

He's not going to like this.

Hey, you guys.

Huh?

What about these signs?
they're still hieroglyphics.

Look.

TANYA:
They're back to normal.

Curses.

The Pharaoh is history.

Why, yes.

One might even say
ancient history.

( laughing ):
Ancient history?

Hey, I'll tell
the jokes around here.

Sorry.

KAT:
Justin and I are off to class.

I'm off to the stunt show.

Hey, you guys, you're
not going to believe it.

Come on.

What's going on?

There's only
one way to find out.

BOY :
I'm telling you

it's an old man pondering
the meaning of life.

BOY : No, it's a beautiful
young woman

saddened by her suitor's

departure to the w*r.

Oh, come on, people,
it's hieroglyphics.

It says we're humans trapped
in monkey's bodies.

Lowbrows.

Primate art could be huge.

They don't get it.

Please, Lieutenant,
read between the lines.

Help us, please!

( laughing )

Okay, guys, you said
that adam's staff is...

is what caused...

you said that adam's staff...

That's what happened.

How about this one?

Item .

He's good.

What did you say?

Cut.